06x33 - Thumb w*r

[bunniefuu]

♪ Go!

♪ Teen Titans, let's go

♪ Teen Titans, go

This is it, Titans.

Today, we will determine,
once and for all,

who is the dumbest Teen Titan!

♪ Everybody's dumb, yeah!

You're dumb.

- No, You are.
- Nah-uh. You's dumb.

You're both dumb.

- No, you are.
- No, you!

You!

Stop it! This is supposed
to be a civil conversation

about who is
the biggest dum-dum.

Well, it's not me.

Ain't no one's gonna tell me
that I's the dumb one.

You're all dumb!

Knock it off! Clearly,
words have failed us.

There's only one way
to settle this.

Thumb w*r.

Thumb w*r!

One, two, three, four!
We declare a Thumb...

Stop!

Friends, please. You must not
declare the armed conflict

upon one another.
It is the road to doom!

Doom!

Chill, Star.
This not be a real w*r.

I said, "The doom!"

- Star!
- Doom!

Okay, crazy. It's not
that big a deal.

We're just talking about thumbs.

The least important
of all extremities
connected to the hand.

They's all short and stubby
and hairy in weird places,
like Robin.

The thumbs may be
the small and the hairy,

but they are the smartest
part of the human body.

Some call them
the dolphins of the hand.

This wonderous digit is what
separates us from the animals.

Mwah!

But them raccoons got thumbs.

But our thumbs
are the opposable.

And given the chance,
they will oppose us.

Star, Thumb w*r is just a game.

Nothing bad'll happen.

Oh-ho-ho-oh, no! That is what
Neville Chamberlain said

of the annexation of Austria
in the 1938.

And then came the soldiers
marching and the tanks rolling

and soon it was The World
Of The w*r, Part The Two!

Show of thumbs, all in
favor of ignoring Starfire.

- Aye!
- All opposed.

- The nay.
- The "ayes" have it.

Let the Thumb Wars begin!

Thumb w*r!

No one can beat my
blue-collar underdog thumb.

Hey, yo, I don't ever give up!

Adrian!

Wait till you meet my thumb.

He's been genetically
engineered to destroy.

I will break your joints!

They's got nothin'
on my green thumb.

Thumb crush!

Amateurs!

I've got this in the bag.

'Cause no one will suspect
a cute little baby.

Friends, I beg of you,
extend to each other
the olive branch of peace.

Eh! Olives are boring.

And so is peace.

Your thumbs are not
ready to face the
consequences of w*r.

Ah, she's right.

We need to train them to
be bloodthirsty warriors first.

This Thumb w*r is
gonna go down in
the history books, baby!

Thumb crush!

Yes! Yes!

Yo, yo, yo, Adrian.

Thumb happy!

Yes, we're ready!

It's time for Thumb w*r!

This is it, Titans!

The Thumb w*r to end
all Thumb Wars!

One, two, three, four!
We declare a...

Halt! There must be no w*r!

Hey, yo, why are you
talking all funny?

Because she is the Swiss.

The Swiss peoples
are the neutral
in the armed conflict.

Yes, let us talk of peace

while we enjoy
the delicious Swiss cheese.

No peace cheese!

Baby want to w*r!

I beg of you, reconsider.

One, two, three, four!
I declare a thumb peace!

That didn't even rhyme.

Argh! None of the numbers
rhymes with peace.

There will be no peace today!

One, two, three, four!
We declare a Thumb w*r!

Adrian!

Aw, you wouldn't hurt
a cute little baby.

Please, friends, this must stop!

Think of what you're
putting your thumbs through.

Star, they just be thumbs.

Yeah, why do you
care so much about 'em?

Have you forgotten?

They are the dolphins
of the hand.

Uh, no one calls 'em that.

They are the crafty
and the opposable.

And if you continue,
they will oppose us.

Pshh! Right...

You's a person of
ridiculous ideas, Star.

My thumb! I can't control it!

Uh, what... What's going on?

I don't like this, man.

Starfire was right!

We've had enough.

Hey, yo, we ain't gonna
fight each other no more.

This is ridiculous.
Thumbs can't talk.

- Oh, yes, we can.
- We are very smart.

We are the dolphins of the hand.

And we smash you now!

Thumb friends, wait!

We can still end this
in the amicable fashion,

just like when the Lord Halifax

tried to negotiate the secret
peace treaty in the 1937

before the outbreak of the w*r.

Choose the peace!
Eat of the cheese!

No cheese!

Only w*r!

There's only one option left.

We have to declare w*r
on our own thumbs.

One, two, three, four!

We declare a Thumb w*r!

I don't like this, yo!

w*r be garbage.

I just wanna go back
home to my girls!

Get it together!

Our thumbs could be anywhere,
waiting to strike.

What was that?

I thinks they's trying
to sneak up on us, bro.

Ambush!

Retreat!

I think we lost 'em.

Wait. What's that?

No. It can't be.

Take cover!

No!

Stop!

Thumbs, please.
This cannot go on.

You bet it can!

You can't negotiate.
You got no leverage.

I can give you what you want.

You are the dolphins
of the hand.

But you can just be the dolphins

with none of the hand.

You mean, we can be free
of the hand and live our lives

as scholars of the sea?

Yes, but you must first
cease the fire and sign
the treaty of the peace.

Very well.

I am so the happy that
the peace has won the day.

Ugh, w*r ain't never
done nobody no good.

And now, the promised reward.

Azarath Metrion Zinthos.

We're free!

You are now free to pursue
the intellectual activities.

Yo, Adrian.

Going to round two!

And thank you, Swiss Thumb,

for without your wisdom,
the w*r would not have ended.

I will miss you.

What a nice ending.