06x15 - The Titans Go Casual

[bunniefuu]

[Bird crowing]

[Cat meowing, Mouse squeaking]

[Elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]

♪ Go! ♪

[Opening Theme playing]

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

Careful,

careful!

[whimpers]
This be so stressful, yo.

I cannot the watch.

I am being k*lled
by the suspense.

Titans!
[grunts]

[shushing]

[whispers] Do not do
the ruining of the fun times.

I didn't say
anything, yet.

And yet, we're still sure
you're gonna ruin the fun.

Then you'll be
pleased to know,

I am not here
to ruin your fun.

I am here
to read a letter

we received from the...
Superhero Board of Authority!

- [all sigh]
- [Beast Boy] Come on.

"Starting today,

the Superhero Board
of Authority

is instituting
a new dress code."

[all groan]

- I don't have pants.
- I'm not doing any dress code.

Hey, this dress code
is the only thing

keeping us from looking
like slobs.

Now listen up.
First, capes are now mandatory.

Yes, Raven.

Does my cloak count
as a cape?

Says here... no.

[groan]
Whatever.

Second, Tights are now required
to be % tighter.

But them Tights
already be tight.

That's why they called
"Tights," fool.

Third, underwear must now be
worn on the outside of your costume.

Are we still to wear
the underwears on the inside?

That's up to you.
But I'd suggest both.

Takes the worry
out of taco night.

Fourth, masks and utility belts
are now mandatory.

Wait. This is mostly stuff
you already do.

Well, it wouldn't hurt
to be a little more...

like me.

Yes, it would.

I do not understand why we must
do the changing of the clothing.

Yeah, why's they even care?

As the saying goes...

[Robin reading]
Clothes Maketh The Man.

What, they don't
maketh the woman?

Of course they do.

Then why did you not say that?

That's not how
the saying goes.

Then it should says...

[Beast Boy reading]
Clothes Maketh The Man And The Lady-Man.

[groans]

Fine.

Clothes maketh the man
and the lady-man.

Or woman.

What does that even mean?

"Maketh" is not a word.

It means you are
what you wear!

[all] Oh!

Titans, go!

Abide by the dress code!

[heroic music playing]

[music stops abruptly]

Wow, we look dumb.

Ah, these Tights
be pinching, yo!

This utility belt has
too many pouches.

I can't find my wallet.

I believe I am wearing too
many of the over-underwears.

And this cape is
ridiculously long.

Tell me again,
why we have to abide

by this ridiculous
dress code?

If you want to be
taken seriously as heroes,

you need to dress the part.

Remember, you are
what you wear.

I can'ts feel my legs!

I'm not doing this.
Let's put on our old costumes.

Sorry, but you can't.

Why not?

Because I threw
them out.

Ham-ding!

Looks like you're stuck
wearing those new outfits.

Fine, ugh.

I guess we were wrong
about you being a cool boss.

You...

thought I was cool?

[all chuckling]

And your boss?

[woman reading seductively]
Cool Boss.

Oh, the very coolest
of the cool, cool bosses.

But... a cool boss
gives his peoples

a little bit of that
dress-code flexibility.

Like a Casual Friday?

But today is Tuesday.

Told you he wasn't cool.

No, no, no! I'm cool.

[chuckles nervously]
I swear.

Hey. We can do
a Casual Tuesday.

But not too casual,

because...

[all reading]
Clothes Maketh The Man And The Lady-Man.

Titans, go! Casual.

Booyah!

Now tell me this isn't better.

Finally, the clothes I can
do the sweating in.

Oh, yes.

So the very sweaty.

Ah! No sweating
going on here, mama.

I's cooling off in the breeze.

[all gasp, exclaim]

- [Raven] No.
- [Cyborg cries] My eyes!

That's not casual,
that's indecent.

No, it ain'ts.
I's wearing socks.

Titans, this may
be comfortable,

but who's going
to take us seriously

as superheroes
dressed like this?

Did anyone take us
seriously before?

Good point.

Titans, go!

- [Beast Boy sighs] This feels good, yo.
- [Robin] Ah, comfy.

- So much comfortable.
- [Cyborg yawns]

[Cyborg] I could use
a little nappy-nap.

♪ So casual, so chill ♪

♪ Cruisin' with the homies
Feelin' the breeze ♪

♪ Homegirl in the back
Perspirating with ease ♪

♪ No tie, no shirts
No button-up ♪

♪ What's this day all about?
Straight up, hangin' out ♪

♪ Yeah, it's Casual Tuesday ♪
♪ Casual ♪

♪ Yeah, it's Casual Tuesday
Okay ♪

♪ Not terrible news day ♪

- ♪ You're right ♪
- ♪ Casual ♪

♪ Yo, it's Casual Tuesday
Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Robes, slippers
They be passin' the test ♪

♪ You can dress like
These fools ♪

♪ Or floss like the best ♪

♪ Keep it mega comfy
Around the clock ♪

♪ Forget all attire, homie
Just wear socks ♪

♪ Yeah, it's Casual Tuesday
Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, it's Casual Tuesday
Okay ♪

♪ Not polish your shoes day

- ♪ No way ♪
- ♪ Yeah, it's Casual Tuesday ♪

♪ Uh, so casual, so chill

♪ So casual
Like an iced tea refill ♪

[device beeping]

Crime alert.
It's the H.I.V.E.

They're robbing
the Jump City Bank.

Yo, that be a classic
dastardly deed.

What are we doing
the waitings for?

We can't fight crime
dressed like this.

Why not? My man
Tom Selleck did.

Uh, at the risk of losing my
reputation as a cool boss...

[woman reading seductively]
Cool Boss

Hey, whoa! Ha!

I must insist
that we put on our

appropriate superhero
costumes first.

We can't.

Why not?

Because I threw them out.

[heroic music playing]

Ham-ding!

I guess we are
the stuck like this.

[sighs] Fine.

Titans, go!

[Robin] Sorry, Gizmo.

But you picked the wrong day
to break the law.

Casual Tuesday, yo.

[groans] I skinned my knee.

Stupid cargo shorts.

[grunts]

Too much of the sweat.

[grunts]

Tom Selleck made it look
so easy!

Azarath Metrion Zinthos!

My powers!

[straining]

Mine ain't working neither.

We have all lost
the superpowers.

How can this be?

Titans, it's the clothes.

Remember...

[reading]
Clothes Maketh The Man And The Lady-Man.

So we are not
the superheroes anymore?

We're casual slobs!

Curse you, Casual Tuesday!

[footsteps thudding]

[all screaming]

[groans] On the side
of the brightness,

we now know the reason
for the superhero dress code.

This is my fault.

I let you dress like bums because I'm
such a cool boss. [meekly] Hey. Whoa.

That's not true.

You don't think it's my fault?

Oh, it is definitely
your fault.

We's meant the part
about you being cool.

And our boss.

We were lying about that.

Regardless of my status
as a cool boss...

[woman reading seductively]
Cool Boss

We still have to stop
the H.I.V.E.

How? You threw our
superhero costumes away.

There's still a chance.

If we are what we wear,

we just need to find other clothes
that will give us powers.

Titans, dress for success!

[Cyborg] I'm in your corner.

[Raven] Take a deep breath
and hold it.

[Beast Boy] Always look
both ways before you cross me.

[Starfire] Do-nut mess
with the baker.

[Robin] I'll leave a chocolate
on your pillow.

We look so professional.

But do you think it will work?

Clothes maketh the man
or lady-man.

Titans, go!

[others shouting]

[security alarm ringing]

[all chuckling]

[Cyborg] Not so fast, Gizmo.

[Robin panting]

I'm here.

[all shouting]

[grunting]

Subpoena, subpoena, subpoena!

You've been served.

It's time for your
annual check-up, See-More.

[shouts]

[blows whistle]
Stop, fool!

[screeching]

That's right, you just
keep on stopping.

[Beast Boy] Stop!

Stop! Stop! Stop!

I said, stop fool!

[birds tweeting]

[grunts]

[exclaims]

[growling]

[grunting]

Housekeeping.

[sneezing]

[screams]

We did it, Titans.

We b*at the H.I.V.E.

[all cheering]

The clothes truly do maketh
the man and the lady-man.

I never knew a costume
had this much power.

And this kind of power can't
be in the hands of no person, yo.

[all gasp, exclaim]

Come on, man.

Indecent.