07x46 - TV Knight 7

[bunniefuu]

[bird crowing]

[cat meowing, mouse squeaking]

[elephant trumpeting,
lion roaring]

♪ Go! ♪

[opening theme playing]

♪ T-E-E-N ♪

♪ T-I-T-A-N-S ♪

♪ Teen Titans, let's go ♪

♪ Teen Titans, go ♪

[bats screeching]

[tires screech]

[both chuckling]

[glass squeaking]

[clears throat]

[growls]

[bell dings]

- [buttons beeping]
- [both laugh]

[laughter continues]

[horns honking]

[digital barking]

[gasps]

[rock music playing]

[all] Whoa, it's Booster Gold!

That's right, Titans.

It is I,

Booster Gold!

I come from the future

and I'm here to warn you

of your terrible fate.

Oh, nos! We's has
a terrible fate?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I've never heard of
[mockingly] Booster Gold.

[scoffs] Sounds like
a made-up name.

How do we know this guy's
really from the future?

Well, Robin, if I didn't have
advanced perception

of exactly how the time
continuum will unfold,

then how would I know
you're about to...

- break your ankle?
- Aah!

[all exclaiming] Wow!

How could he possibly have known

that was going to happen?

Because I'm from the future.

And you're wasting
precious time.

There's only one way
to avoid your terrible fate.

Tell us, tell us!

Eh, I'm going to need bucks.

Fifty bucks?

How could that possibly
have anything to do

with preventing
our terrible fate?

Robin, it's absolutely
imperative

that you give me bucks.

Or you'll end up

- with a fractured rib.
- [groans]

[cash register dings]

His knowledge of future events

continues to be the spot-on.

Now, I'm also gonna need
your TV, your couch,

refrigerator, DVD collection,
microwave

and that rug.

Nicely done.

That ought to change
the timeline

just enough for you
to avoid that

terrible fate.

What is this
terrible fate anyway,

Mr. "I'm From The Future"?

Well, if you must know,

in the future, Robin here
becomes an evil villain

and destroys the world
as we know it.

Anyway, gotta go. Ta-ta.

[all gasp]

Get him!

What? No!
He was obviously lying.

[grunting]

[male narrator] Hey, folks,

bring your
most interesting valuables

and have them expertly appraised

by your host,
the renowned Sticky Joe.

[bell dinging]

Howdy.

I purchased this
at the little garage sale.

It is in the beautiful
condition,

but I do not know of its value.

Hmm.

Howdy.

[mumbling]

[exclaims]

[Starfire gasps]

Oh, my!
I am the rich, the rich!

[gasps] Oh!

[both laughing]

[bell dings]

[all laughing]

[female narrator reading]

Presenting Judge Silkie
in Grub Justice.

[audience gagging]

Case number .

[female narrator speaking]
The plaintiff claims that in
spite of numerous warnings,

the defendant continues to use
her personal toothbrush.

That is the correct, Your Honor.

And I have
the evidence to prove it.

Gross!

Oh, that's gross!

What's the big deal?

I put it back.

And that's not all, Your Honor.

This nasty dude
has been using my soap

and getting his filthy hair
all over the bar.

Check it.

[all gagging]

Oh, come on.

Nothing wrong with a little
gorilla booty hair.

That's nothing compared
to what I've been through.

Just look at this appalling act
that I caught on camera.

[all gasp]

[screaming]

That was still
a perfectly edible sandwich!

The defendant is sentenced
to licks.

Aah!

[bell dinging]

Ugh, gross.

[female narrator reading]

This very delicate doily
has been handed down

from my great-great-grandmama,
to my great-grandmama,

to my grandpappy,

all the way down to me.

It's got a lot
of sentimental value.

I would never want
to part with it,

but, you know,
I just was curious

as to what its value might be.

[sniffs] Howdy.

[mumbles]

[bell dings]

Oh, my goodness!
Oh, my goodness!

I'm selling that raggedy
old napkin

and buying me a boat!

I'm rich, so rich!

[gasps, screams]

No!

[all scream]

[all laughing]

[whirring]

[instrumental music playing]

[microwave beeps]

Attention, Mama!

- You, there.
- [feedback whines]

Please be aware of the gap
between the cushions.

They can separate and create

a very harmful situation.

[feedback continues]

Repeat.
That is a restricted area.

If you do not cooperate,
I will have to close the couch

until further notice.

That was
for your own safety, Mama.

Sir!

Please chew slower, sir.

Sir!

I present to you,

The Good Caterpillar, issue .

Initial print run,
mint condition.

It's got to be
worth a fortune, right?

Oh, howdy.

[mumbling]

[gasps] Whoo-hoo!

Yes! I'm rich!
In your face, Bruce Wayne.

I don't need your
allowance anymore. Ha-ha!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What are you doing?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[sobs] No!

[continues sobbing]

[man] I've seen enough,
I'm outta here.

[woman] Time to go!

[all laughing]

Hippity hoppity,
plippity, ploppity.

Splishity, splashity,
mishity, mashity.

[imitates buzzer sounding]

[Beast Boy] Yo, the sun
was shining on Jump City.

It was so nice,

I decided to hit the streets.

But after walking for miles,

my fancy gators was k*lling me.

So I hit up the shoe shop,

and got me some sick kicks.

[coughing]

But the shop owner charged me
an arm and a leg.

The guy was a total clown.

[horn tooting]

So, I split.

Then I hooked up with Cy.

That dude is my homey.

Boo-yah.

We hit the gym and got swole.

- We was looking fire.
- [both screaming]

Then we got a crime alert,

but you know how we roll.

We'd rather go home and chill.

And keep it real low-key.

[plays bass note]

But then, Robin
showed up all salty.

The dude is a total wet blanket.

So we ghosted that fool.

Overall, it was
a pretty fly day.

I guess you could say
I totally nailed it.

And that's why
they call me the GOAT.

[braying]

[all laughing]

[creaking]

[meows]