02x33 - Set's Alessi, Part 2

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Previously on
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure...

What?

I'm a kid?

Pami!

Are you okay, little boy?

I'll clean those wounds right up
and put some medicine on you.

That's impossible!

Chariot!

Pami!

I'm totally outmatched!

-The nice lady's gone...
-Pami!

Where'd she go?

She was just here...

She didn't even scream.
What did he do to her?

Where is she?

Polnareff!

You said the shampoo
stings your eyes, right?

Well, since you got some in there...

Let me help you wash it off!

Thoroughly!

My short arms can't reach!

If they were just a little longer,

I could poke his eyes out and run!

So you pulled the plug, huh? Damn!

But...

This way, it'll take even longer
for the water to drain.

It'd take, what,
five to ten minutes

before you'd ever
be able to breathe?

Give it up!

Time to snuff you out.

How does it feel to be
utterly helpless, Polnareff?

What is this?

This shape...
This color! It can't be...

You didn't!

No adult would even think of...

This smell... It is!

Foul! You took a sh*t in the tub!

You thought I was helpless,
but I still had one in me!

Take that!

How dare you?

Have you no basic human decency?

No hero would ever resort
to something so low!

You're a very bad boy! Very bad!

Where is she?

What'd you do to her?

Where is she?

Hey! Where are you? Hey!

Hey!

What do you think I did?

Whoa, there!

We should both
watch our step, Polnareff.

You might step on her.

What?

It can't be...

No way...
This can't be happening...

Oh no...

Anyone who touches my Stand, Set,

will experience time in reverse.

Polnareff, you saw me coming

and jumped out of my shadow,

earning you a few more years
than your little friend.

But she touched my shadow
for several seconds.

That's why she's become a fetus!

She's alive for now,

but she'll die soon enough
outside her mother's womb!

She got what she deserved
for helping the likes of you.

What a fool.

You scum!

Crap! I just...

Uh-oh!

You touched it again!

You're going to get even younger!

This time, perhaps four years old
or so, Polnareff.

Crap!

I have to...

I have to hurry up and b*at him,
or the nice lady will...

At this rate, the nice lady will die
in a matter of minutes!

I've got to b*at
that freak Alessi fast!

She made me all better.
She was so caring...

I have to...

I have to hurry!

Come on!

What do you think you're doing,

running around
cradling a dying fetus?

I'll turn you into a fetus too!

Oh no! I touched it again!

I'm getting smaller...

Yahoo!

Yes! There's no way I can lose now!

Polnareff! What are you,
three years old now?

Soon your intellect will be that
of a three-year-old's, too.

Locking the door won't do any good!

Dammit! The bars are
too close together.

Even a kid

can't slip through.

Darn!

I can't cut them...

Looks like your Chariot's become
a toddler, too!

Those bars are
way too tough for it now.

Chariot's a slowpoke!

Ready or not, here I come!

Lickity-lick!

It's me, Polnareff!

Hm? He's gone...

What?

He's gone! That brat...

Did he somehow slip through
the bars in the window?

Nice try there!

Damn you, Polnareff...
Trying to trick me!

You're trying to
fool me into thinking

you slipped through the window.

You must be hiding somewhere,

waiting to get the drop on me.

Not bad.

Quite cunning indeed,
for a miserable little sh*t!

Come out, wherever you are...

You're so small now,
you could be in that drawer.

He's probably hiding
in the bucket or the drawer...

No, he might be hiding
in that teddy bear.

Where could he be?
I've got a one-in-three chance.

I'll get him with one swing.

I'll cr*ck open his skull
with this axe!

Gotcha! You're in the teddy bear!

Or just maybe you're...

in the grandfather clock!

I guessed wrong!

Then...

Hm, think simple... The bucket!

Huh?

So you are in the bear!

The drawer, then!

Where is he?

Impossible! He's gone!

No... He couldn't have!

The walls, floor,
and ceiling are all stone.

Even if they were
one centimeter thick,

Chariot couldn't break through.

And those bars
are too narrow for him.

I saw it with my own eyes.

This is insane! Where is he?
Where did he go?

Outsmarted by a toddler, eh?

Gulp!

Mister Alessi.

What?

One of the goldfish disappeared...

SET
ALESSI

I was hiding in the fish t*nk
with a mirror!

Even a kid could figure that out!

And you totally fell for it!

You're as dumb as
you are creepy, Alessi!

A two-year-old Chariot
can still skewer your face!

Bad boy!

-Hey, wait!
-Pami!

I'm going to keep attacking you
until you break your stand's spell!

Bad boy!

Very bad boy!

That little swine!
He escaped out the window!

Bad boy!

Jotaro!

Crap! I'm dead meat!

It's Jotaro! What's he doing here?

It's not often you see someone
fall out the window

covered in blood...

Stay calm...

The one who stays calm
at times like this wins.

Think about it... Jotaro must be
looking for the grown-up Polnareff.

He has no clue who I am.

I'll do what I always do.
I'll play dumb...

and att*ck him
when he least expects it!

Ah!

My boss is going
to be so mad at me!

I was cleaning the window
and slipped!

What am I going to do?

I'm going to get in
so much trouble!

Hold it right there, bastard!

Ah! Mister!

What was his name?
What was it... Um...

Now's my chance! I was waiting
for Polnareff to poke his head out!

I've got you, Jotaro!

Ah! Watch out for his shadow!

I did it! He touched it!
I touched his shadow!

No!

Jotaro! Now you're under
my Stand, Set's, spell!

This... Wha...

This is..

Oh, no!

He's turning turn into a kid, too!

Jotaro!

I heard you developed your Stand,
Star Platinum only recently.

Which means you weren't able to
use your Stand when you were a kid!

Now you're just some ordinary kid!

He's so small!

He looks like a seven-year-old!

I win! Master Dio,
I'm gonna k*ll Jotaro!

You'd better give me
a damn good reward!

Die, Jotaro!

Whoa! He punched him!
And with his little-kid fist!

Good grief.

Don't underestimate me
just 'cause I'm a kid.

Damn! Jotaro could kick ass
even as a kid?

I never knew he was that tough!
And as a kid...

Mumble... Huh?

You just got off easy.
Let's fix that!

Attaboy!

Stand:
Set, God of Chaos and Storms

Alessi: years old, single,

and unfortunate projectile.
Out of commission!

Was I dreaming?

It's that boy's earring.

So it really did happen.

For some reason, I couldn't move...

That's right! I couldn't move,
but I remember everything.

He devoted himself
to protecting me...

He fought against a grown man!

He had such a brave
and heroic heart.

Where did that little boy go?

Where did my little knight go?

Where are you?
Where did you go?

What an amazing woman.
She was so kind...

So genuine.

That was close...

I'm back to my normal self...
I wonder if she's OK.

Um, excuse me...

Did you happen to see
a little boy leave my house?

He has silver hair, just like you.

Pardon me for asking,
but have we met before?

No... I didn't see any kid.

Let's go, Jotaro.

Come on, hurry up.

Ah... Wait!

Could you be...

That earring...

We've never met before.

There's no way we could have met.

We're travelers,

and we've never
come this way before.

Now, if you will excuse me,

we have to get to the next town.

So it was a dream.

Keep quiet, Jotaro.

Not a single word.

Oh! Jotaro and Polnareff!

Where have you two been?

Ah, Mr. Joestar and Avdol!

I told you two not to wander off
on your own.

Look who's talking!
You're the ones who disappeared!

Now, now.
Let's get something to eat.

Iggy! And where the hell
have you been?

SILVER CHARIOT
JEAN PIERRE POLNAREFF

Let me clear that away for you.

Thanks.

Finally, a little relief.

That was quite the late breakfast
if you ask me.

Yeah...

We're almost to Cairo.

We've got to figure out
where Dio is hiding.

Oh, Mr. Joestar's...

Will it appear?

I'm not sure.

But we're close, so the results
should be more precise.

All right, here we go!

Sir, is something the matter?

We're fine. Go away.

Yes, sir...

Well, old man?
Can you see anything?

Just a little longer.

I see something...

There!

We have our final destination!

You're the one
who fell for the scam.

Oh, shut up.

Gambling is
just like relationships.

The one who cries loses.

If he does anything
even remotely strange...

You can go home if you're scared.

Let's do it! I'll wager my soul!

Good.