01x02 - Icarus's Wings

[bunniefuu]

["Las cosas del querer" playing]

[in Spanish] If your people

Don't love me ♪

And mine don't love you ♪

Because you've gone mad

And I'm completely crazy ♪

If you have no money ♪

And I don't even have two reals ♪

What will we do, my love

With so much money? ♪

Bless the soleá ♪

If we belong to one another

Who'll separate us? ♪

Oh, these are the things of life

These are the things of love ♪

They have no end, no beginning

They have no how, no why ♪

You're tall, I'm short

You're blond, I'm brunette ♪

You're from Seville, the plain ♪

[in English] Àlex?

Bruno.

[both chuckle]

- Hey.

- Hi.

Oh Sorry.

- How you doing?

- Good!

- Nice to see you.

- Yeah, likewise.

Very pretty.

- The bar. I mean, the bar Well, you know.

- Ah, yeah, no

- [Bruno chuckles]

- [chuckles] Yeah, it is. Um

- You want a drink?

- Yeah. Yeah, uh

What kind of beers do you have?

Light, toasted, stout, alcohol-free

Not alcohol-free.

I hate alcohol-free beer. It's awful.

I'll have just a normal.

- [Bruno] Yeah.

- Mm.

[in Spanish] If the air you breathe ♪

Is the air I'm breathing ♪

[inaudible]

[Bruno in English] Àlex has

a supernatural magnetism

that makes time freeze around him,

and takes your breath away

if you look at him for too long.

And I've looked at him for far too long.

And I've become petrified

by an undeniable certainty.

I've just fallen in love.

[in Spanish] They have no end

No beginning ♪

They have no how, no why ♪

[in English] Fall out of it,

because we have a dinner.

No, no. It's just that you should see him.

He's not handsome. No, he's just

It's insulting that

there are faces like his.

And you think you stand a chance?

Weirder things have happened, okay?

Yeah, but the problem is

that it gets too weird,

and you end up in tears, huh?

Oh, really? Thanks for your support.

Look, trust me this time.

Just please get out of there

before you hurt yourself.

[Àlex] I bet you do.

[in Spanish] Neither color nor height

Have anything to do with things of love ♪

With things of love ♪

[spectators cheer]

[in English] Ta-da!

- What do you think? It's cool, huh?

- Sure, if Santa was homeless.

You only say that

because it lacks the final touch.

- Okay.

- Shall we begin?

- Ready?

- [Núria] No, no, no, no, no, no.

- Aim your brushes, and

- Albert. Albert!

- [Núria] No.

- Fire!

- [Núria] No, no, no, no.

- [Albert groaning]

Ah, I'm dying. [retches]

A tram has run me over.

[gasps] And I will never be able to

see the Sagrada Família

once it's finished.

- [groans]

- Yeah!

Do you get it?

Now it looks like Santa's a zombie.

[grunts]

This outfit? It's going to be

the best one at the event.

That's great. I'm thrilled.

And, as for the floors,

this is your mess to clean.

[whimsical music plays]

Your father is also

a misunderstood genius. You know that?

Yeah.

[doorbell rings]

[Núria] Hello. How are you?

- [screams]

- [yells]

[door slams]

What happened? What happened?

Why are you screaming?

- There's a girl in the hall.

- Then open the door.

[Núria sighs] Really.

Najat.

Hello. Come in. Come in.

Uh, please excuse before

This is my husband, Albert.

And don't worry.

He doesn't usually look like this.

Najat is the new sitter.

Oh right. [chuckles]

Great to meet you. I didn't expect

I mean, I didn't know

I didn't know you wore

Well, I wasn't expecting

to meet Antonio Gaudi.

- So I guess, then, we're even.

- [chuckles]

Santa looking zombie, huh?

- [Julia] Mom

- Najat, please come in.

Let me introduce you to the kids.

They're excited.

And I'll show you around, and

- [Ramiro] How old is he now?

- [Rosa] 32.

The last time I saw him,

he was only six or seven.

Seven.

When we lost Juan.

- Exactly.

- Well

[Ramiro] How is Dolo?

Are you still running the stall together?

She's one you wouldn't recognize.

She's just a grumpy old woman now.

You haven't changed though.

If you're here to make jokes,

then you'd better just leave now.

I'm being serious.

Oh, well. Well, then, thanks.

I wish I could say the same thing.

- [chuckles]

- I don't mean that in a bad way.

You handsome men are just very lucky.

You look better with age,

but you are getting old, huh?

I'll always be honest.

I've missed that that frankness.

- [Ramiro chuckles]

- Wouldn't have guessed.

Because it's been 25 years

since you saw me.

[melancholy music plays]

Why are you here, Ramiro?

The ship broke down. They need a few days.

I'll be in Barcelona till then.

Well I wanted you to hear it from me.

And not hear it over at the market.

Well, that's a nice sentiment.

Puchusky.

- Huh?

- Puchusky. My dog's name is Puchusky.

- Ah

- Yes.

He's a short-haired

Jack Russell terrier breed, so

I only say that because

there are also those that are long-haired.

- Mm.

- I adopted him with my ex.

I haven't had a lot of them myself.

But, uh, I suppose

you've had quite a few, yourself.

No, no. I'm allergic.

Ah No, no, no. Boyfriends, not dogs.

- Boyfriends.

- Ah [chuckles]

- [Bruno] No, I

- Mm.

Yeah. I've had three.

Serious relationships, that is.

Like moving-in-together serious.

The first one was with a guy

who was older than me.

When we started, I was 23 and he was 39.

When we're younger we get turned on

by gray hair and beards, right? [chuckles]

But then it's like Sunset Boulevard,

and you're William Holden in the end.

They say there's nothing

love can't overcome,

but a 16-year difference,

that's impossible.

- Then I moved to New York.

- To New York?

- Yeah.

- Wow. I mean, I'd love to go there.

Yes, it's it's incredible.

Yeah. [chuckles]

That's where I met Kevin.

- We were together for a year.

- Ah.

But I had to come back.

We did long distance

for a year after that.

- Mm-hmm.

- A bit like that movie, right?

The Parent Trap? [chuckles]

Yeah, right.

- But the original from the '60s.

- Of course.

- Not the one with Lindsay Lohan.

- Right. Yeah.

- The remake is terrible.

- Mm. [shudders]

- It was awful, wasn't it?

- [chuckles awkwardly]

Anyway, if I thought

16 years was difficult,

then I found out

it's worse to be 8,000 kilometers apart.

You like cinema?

I love it.

I'm the same. Just love it.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

Um, what have you seen lately

that you really liked?

Um Frozen.

[stifles laugh]

- [laughs]

- [Álex chuckles]

I thought you were actually serious

for a second.

Uh No, dude, no.

My third boyfriend was

really into making jokes like that.

- [Álex chuckles] Sure.

- That was a good one.

Jaume, phew.

With Jaume it seemed like it would work,

but there was only one problem.

He's an architect also.

- You're an architect?

- Yes.

- Wow.

- Yeah

But things with us

Well, we understood each other perfectly.

- But, well, it was always about our work.

- Ah, yeah.

All of our discussions ended up

being about Zaha Hadid.

- Do you know her?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Javi] Control yourselves

- Huh?

- Zaha Hadid.

- [Javi] Now, you, there in the corner

- Ah, yes. I'm sorry. I just misheard you.

- Really?

- I love her work.

- Yeah, me too. It's She's unbelievable.

- Wow.

Yeah, I just Wow.

[both chuckle]

It's incredible, isn't it?

How she can integrate

such innovative volumes

in her environment so organically?

I say the same thing,

when they ask me about Zah um

I say the volumes are organic.

Exactly, that's right

And what other architects do you like?

Uh Well, um

- [doorbell jingles]

- Look

[Javi] Anyway, speaking of secrets

- Would you give me a minute?

- Of course. No, please, uh

- Do what you have to.

- Sorry, it's just

- Yeah, sure, of course.

- Okay.

[Javi] Darlings, listen up

Hey. What took you so long?

Everything okay?

Look, Patri's pissed. Rightly so.

Well, if you need to go,

I've got this handled.

No, it's crowded.

Well, I'll ask Javi for help

after the show.

No. He won't be able to because I'm gonna

strangle him once he gets off that stage.

Stop. Mm-hmm.

- [Javi] It's true, though.

- [spectators laugh]

What about your date?

- [Javi continues performing]

- Uh

- Well, I don't think it will really last.

- Yeah. He's not your type.

No, at first I thought the same thing,

but the more I learn,

the more I'm interested.

- So what's the problem?

- He doesn't stop talking.

Ah. He doesn't listen?

No, no. I don't have anything to say.

Bring up something

you're passionate about.

- Like what?

- Do I need to tell you?

- [Javi laughs]

- [spectators applaud]

- Go on.

- [Javi] Can you believe it?

I bared my soul to her.

And, bitch, it was somebody else!

[laughing]

Oh, thanks, guys.

Thank you. I mean it. Thank you so much.

And remember,

nobody can tell you what you have to be

or what you need to feel.

And, if anyone tries to,

then what is your response?

[spectators] Keena Mandrah!

Of course. Keena Mandrah. "How boring!"

Ah. I'm going to go powder my nose,

but I'll see you all for the second half.

Don't wander off too far

like Cala Calobra, who loves the bathroom.

And get more drinks, b*tches.

[spectators cheer]

[sighs]

- My feet.

- [door opens]

What the f*ck is wrong with you?

What just happened?

Hey, honey, I just apologized to you.

And in public too, like a real artist.

Javi, nobody knew about the offer,

not even Patri.

[exclaims]

Oh, I'm sorry.

Why didn't you warn me?

How could I warn you?

As soon as I told you,

you started screeching like a piglet.

You want me to take the blame

for you fighting?

Well, yeah, I blame you.

Because you can't just go out on stage

and talk about people's lives like that.

I'm sorry but actually 50% of my show

consists of exactly that, okay?

- I am not one of your fans.

- Of course you are!

Look. I'm being serious, Javi.

Oh, you want me to get serious?

Very well, then. Sure, let's get serious.

I'll start us off.

The problem here is not

that I publicly announced

to your girlfriend

that you were going to Ibiza.

The problem is that

you haven't told your girlfriend yet

that you were going to Ibiza

when you've known about it.

I was waiting for the right time.

Well, the right time is here and now.

So you can thank me.

That's not how you handle it.

It's something too important to just go

[sighs] If it's so important

to you, honey, then,

Vero, what the hell

are you still doing here?

Why aren't you with Patri

trying to fix things right now?

[Rosa] Fix what exactly?

Your retirement. You can retire soon.

There's nothing to fix.

[scoffs] I've been working there

since I was 15 years old.

They'll only get me out

once I'm pushing daisies.

[Ramiro chuckles]

But enough about me, what about you?

I'm not the one with an adventurous life.

You've traveled all over the world.

And I'm sure you have

thousands of exciting stories.

A new romance in each port.

[sighs]

You must have had

a lot of admirers yourself.

Oh, no way.

Not a single one. Not since Juan passed.

- I don't believe you.

- [chuckles]

I'm not saying I was a nun.

But nothing got serious.

I couldn't imagine life

if it wasn't with Juan.

That's normal.

The person you love leaves,

but the love remains with you.

[melancholy music plays]

[Ramiro] You think that

with time it will fade, but it doesn't.

It clings to you with the same strength

as the day it started.

Until the day comes when

[chuckles] you don't know

what to do with it.

[gulls squawking]

[Rosa] Ramiro,

have you been happy all these years?

I have.

Really happy.

Why don't you go and set the table?

The tablecloth is in the top drawer

of that cabinet over there.

[Bruno] I mean,

you see everything, really.

Well, you know, there are so many

profiles out there, it's overwhelming.

But then there are these architects

who are paid millions of dollars,

but their buildings fall down

after two days.

Those are the worst ones.

In the studio, do you know

what we call them? "The Crookitechts."

- You get it? It's

- What gym do you train at?

- Uh, what?

- Well, I go to the Metropolitan.

But now I've just signed up for the Club

Natació Barceloneta 'cause of the pools.

I mean, their workout room sucks,

but it has private beach access.

And you have no idea how cool it is

to finish a workout and jump

straight into the ocean. [chuckles]

[chuckles nervously]

- Um You go to two gyms?

- Yeah. But they're affordable, actually.

And, besides, the deltoid machines over

at the Metropolitan are so much better.

I mean, you should see

the machines they have at the Barceloneta.

I mean, it's embarrassing.

All of my friends think

that we need to just

write a letter and complain about it.

I mean, you can't have

three calf machines

Three! And not be able

to train your shoulders, right?

- It's unacceptable Intoler

- Right! Intolerable.

- [Àlex] And that can't be allowed.

- No. No, no, no.

[both chuckle]

- Do you go every day? Uh

- No, man, no.

- No? Uh

- No, no. Sundays I don't.

Do you spend long hours?

- Well

- No. A few, max!

Oh.

- I'm not obsessed like that.

- Oh, yeah.

[both chuckle]

But now that summer is coming,

maybe I'll do CrossFit.

- Ah, it's still just December

- Yeah, yeah.

But it's never too late to begin.

And, besides, now we have New Year's Eve

and Carnival parties coming soon

[Bruno] Hmm.

So you don't do it for yourself?

What are you saying?

Well, you spend the week working out

just to show your abs at a party?

Wait a minute.

I work out because I like it.

And it makes me feel good. So what?

But if I'm at a party, and I wanna

take my shirt off or something,

I can, right?

Hmm.

[Àlex chuckles]

Uh, where's the bathroom? Is it

The bathroom is in the rear.

Oh, okay. I'm, uh

[both chuckle]

[chuckles, exhales deeply]

The guy is dumb a real idiot.

He's a bartender. Come on.

How many times have I said no bartenders?

No bartenders and no actors.

How many?

I mean, you can't sink any lower.

[grunts, sighs]

Weren't you so in love though?

- I mean, he's really hot.

- [chuckles]

He's very hot. But he's a walking cliché.

Like Queen Mother of gays.

[chuckles] Oh, hey. Does that mean

you're coming to dinner, then?

Yes. Yeah, anything but this.

- Yes!

- But no costume.

No, no, no, no.

Bruno, Just grab something on the way.

What are you saying?

Everything's closed already.

- I'm not

- I'll bring one.

Yeah, I have my daughter's angel wings.

Just wrap a sheet into a tunic,

and you're good.

Yeah? And what am I supposed to be?

- Are you kidding right now?

- Perfect.

Daedalus, who built

the labyrinth of the Minotaur.

Yes, I know who Daedalus is.

Great. Well, just get yourself

to the restaurant,

and I'll take care of the rest.

- Okay, yeah.

- Okay, Bruno.

- See ya in a bit.

- Okay.

[clears throat] Oh, hey.

Be careful on the way.

Why?

Don't get too close to the sun.

You know how it ended for Icarus.

- Ugh, you're such a pain. Really.

- [laughs]

Huh. Call dropped.

- Can you start Tuesday, next week?

- Um, yeah.

The problem is picking the kids up

from school.

'Cause, when Albert can't go get them,

I normally go, but

Yeah, well, I'm going to be

at the restaurant.

All good things have to end.

I'm thrilled to have a job again.

- [chuckles] Really.

- [chuckles]

It'll just be the night shift, so Albert

can have the kids during the day.

- Okay.

- [Albert] But use "them."

- Albert, don't start with that. Come on.

- No, we've talked about it, Núria.

- And we said there's no need.

- Yes, there absolutely is a need.

Just 'cause Ariel has a penis

doesn't necessarily mean they're a boy.

So, until they express

their sense of gender,

we prefer to continue with "they."

Albert prefers it.

All of a sudden, he wants

to be the most progressive parent.

But, look, use whatever's easiest.

- But keep it neutral if you can, yeah?

- [Núria sighs]

- Honestly, I might forget that.

- Sure.

But it's really easy.

Look, let me give you an example.

"They, they."

"They are awake already."

Always use "they."

Except in Catalan, huh?

In Catalan we'd add an "I".

- Do you speak Catalan?

- Albert, no more.

I don't want to perpetuate

gender stereotypes.

We never did it with Artur or Julia,

and they're just fine, all right?

And, one day, if one of them

turns out to be trans,

we'll help them however we can.

- [phone rings]

- All right?

- Sorry. Excuse me for just a moment.

- [Najat] Yeah, sure.

[Núria] Yes, hello.

Oh my God. Is it bad?

[lively music plays]

- Najat, isn't it?

- Yeah.

Where you from?

Here.

Yes, of course.

I only meant, uh, which neighborhood

Look, I know what you meant.

So progressive

and yet still so old-fashioned.

[Núria] Right, yes. Yes, I understand.

Okay, don't worry. I'll be right there.

Yes, I'll tell Albert,

and I'll see you soon.

[clears throat]

It was work.

The chef has had an accident,

and I have to cover her.

You have to cancel the dinner.

[lively music plays]

You know your cousin Maria Elena

just had her second boy.

He's so ugly.

- Don't exaggerate.

- No, I'm not.

Show her a photo.

He looks like he belongs in a zoo.

That's not fair. Come on.

[woman gasps] You'll never guess

who broke up.

I said it on the day of their wedding,

didn't I?

It would end in a flash.

Didn't I tell you?

- But they've been together for ten years.

- [scoffs]

Your Marco Antonio, my love.

- [woman] Great news, huh?

- Why is it great?

I mean now you're both single. Am I wrong?

Stop it, Mom. That's all done.

But why? Do you have a little boyfriend?

- Marco's thinking of going to Spain.

- No. Mom

- And you were such a nice couple.

- Please let it go. All right?

- All right, you're being a pain.

- Okay, relax.

- Calm down.

- [door opens, closes]

What a temper this girl has!

- Mom, I have to go now.

- But we have a surprise for you.

- Wait, don't tell her now.

- It's Why not?

I can't talk. All right?

- [blows kiss] Ciao.

- [woman] No. Wait, Patri

- [Patri sighs]

- Hello.

How long did you know, then?

We had just gotten the apartment,

and we were renovating the place.

I didn't think I'd be selected.

There were other candidates.

It wasn't just me.

But you were chosen,

and you didn't say anything.

I didn't know how to tell you, Patri.

- You were so happy about the apartment I

- Of course I was happy.

But you know what I would have loved

even more, Vero?

Knowing that my girlfriend got the job

of her absolute dreams

and was accepting the offer.

And to be able to celebrate that together.

Because I would have been happy for you.

Or do you really think that I wouldn't?

I don't know. I don't know.

Did you really think I'd hold you back?

- Me?

- [somber music plays]

You don't know me at all, do you?

I spent five months

organizing this dinner. Five!

I planned this before Ariel was even born.

I know. What do you want me to do?

They lost the chef

in the middle of a rush.

You're still on leave.

They can't force you.

I want to go. I'm not being forced.

It doesn't matter. It's illegal.

They can't even ask you.

I'm starting on Tuesday, and I'm sure

you understand not wanting to disappoint.

You'd rather disappoint me.

It's just a dinner,

not the end of the world.

This isn't just some dinner, Núria.

I mean, people are coming

from out of town just for this.

I might never see any of them again.

It's been 15 years.

Don't be so dramatic.

Easy for you to say.

Your plans aren't being ruined.

- What did you say?

- It's true.

- Look, I've had to give up plenty.

- Is that so?

More than you.

More important than a shitty dinner.

It's not my fault that you're bitter.

- What?

- Because that's what makes you happy.

Knowing I don't get to have fun.

Not even for one day. One f*cking day!

Albert, you can go parachuting

for all I care.

- But not today. Get it?

- [knocking]

[both shout] What is it?

You're arguing really loud.

- But can the kids hear?

- [sighs]

They're in the kitchen.

Um [clears throat]

I'm free to stay with them.

No, no. Najat, we can't impose

No, no, no. Núria, she said

she's free, right? Didn't you, Najat?

It's really no problem.

So there we go!

[Núria] Hmm.

Well, thanks.

- [Albert] Yeah.

- [Núria] I'll tell the kids.

- [Najat] Bye.

- [Albert chuckles]

[giggles, exclaims]

[clears throat, steadies breath]

I owe you one, Najat.

'Kay.

[pop music plays]

Sorry.

Sorry.

Well

Did you go see Dua Lipa?

Uh Uh-uh.

Her concert was sold out,

but my ex was able to get me in as a VIP.

Ah, well, that's great.

[chuckles nervously]

You don't go out much, do you?

Yes, but I feel more comfortable

in different bars.

Oh. Like where?

Like Well, let me think

La Federica, for example, in Poble Sec.

Mm Don't know it.

- I don't think you would like it.

- Yeah? Why?

Well, it's not like this. It's different.

Well, different in what way?

It's just a bit more more alternative.

Not so much posing.

- Posing?

- Yeah. Well, you know what I mean.

[scoffs] You're saying

the guys at my bar are posing?

- No

- That they're fake?

- No. I didn't say that.

- So what are you saying?

No, I mean, the type of clients here

are different. It makes sense, though.

Oh yeah? Yeah, they love posing 'cause

they think they're better than everyone.

- No, no, no.

- Tell me about your bar.

I wasn't saying that.

I didn't mean to upset you.

I'm not upset.

- You love posing.

- Then tell me.

f*ck, nobody there looks down on you

if you don't look like

you've overdosed on clenbuterol.

Doesn't matter if you have crooked teeth,

or you're straight out of a Bel Ami movie.

- Àlex.

- [shouts] What?

- Oh, sorry. Sorry, uh I'm sorry.

- Uh, I'm gonna go.

Why not stay for a while.

I'll see you another day

when you're not so busy.

- When you have more time.

- Mm-hmm.

[Ibra] Mm.

[chuckles]

Call me, okay?

He can stay, 'cause I'm going.

It's clear he's more your type.

What makes you think that?

Answer me honestly, Álex. Okay?

If you'd seen my photo on Instagram

or anywhere, would you have met me?

- Hm?

- Well, why not?

Because guys like you

never date guys like me.

Even if that were true,

haven't you ever wondered why that is?

Well, it's clear. You're only interested

in a guy's physique.

- Did anyone tell you that?

- No

- Did anyone say you're ugly.

- There's no

- Or not hot enough?

- That's not the point.

Because they didn't.

- Okay.

- That's it, though.

Meanwhile, you spend your life

thinking people look down on you

and aren't interested,

which is why you end up

sitting by yourself, looking bitter,

and that's why no one

would ever approach you to say hello.

No one would anyway, regardless.

Not with that attitude, Bruno.

And what should I do?

No, no, no. I wanna know.

- Should I always be smiling? No?

- [chuckles] Okay.

To ask questions

that are vapid and stupid?

You know, "Are you going to Mykonos

or to Ibiza?"

- Come on

- No, wait.

Should we talk about Eurovision

or RuPaul's Drag Race?

It's better than black and white films

from the '70s.

They'd been sh**ting in color

for three decades by the '70s, Álex!

Well, whatever. The point is

that no one likes snobbish assholes.

- I'm not snobbish.

- Bruno, please. I like movies too.

But I don't take every chance that I get

to recite a list of my favorite directors.

Yeah, because you don't even have one.

Now you're insulting me?

What is your problem?

Oof.

This began with you.

[breathes deeply]

[both laughing]

[sighs]

- You know what I don't get?

- Ah, Jesus

Guys like you always criticize

guys like me,

when, really though,

the only thing you want is to be like us.

No, no. I don't wanna be like you.

- But you want to f*ck me.

- Jesus!

No. It's what went through your mind

the second that you saw me.

But, since you assumed

that I'm not interested,

you got defensive

and started attacking me.

That's not it.

I need more than a gym body

to make out with some guy.

Yeah, me too.

Yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah.

Okay, wait a minute. Hold on.

Okay, you're right.

I'll be honest.

If I'd seen a photo of you

after we talked,

I probably would've said no.

And that's because that's because

I normally go for other guys.

- Right. You see? That's what I was

- Wait.

- But But

- Right. Yeah.

I swear, when we were in there, I thought,

"Look, this guy is super intelligent.

He's interesting."

"You could really learn a lot from him."

[wistful music plays]

You don't need to try and save face, okay?

Believe me. I was super attracted to you.

Only you blew it

the second you started insulting me.

You're just saying that.

Look, that's it.

Think what you want. I don't care.

[scoffs]

[pop music plays]

[Bruno] No.

You weren't ever attracted to me.

You're just saying that now

to make yourself look like

the good guy in the movie.

I thought I'd f*ck you one time.

You would never f*ck a guy like me.

You want me to prove it?

No.

- Thanks.

- [laughs] You'd love it.

- Yeah, I'd rather have my d*ck cut off.

- Right, sure.

You know what your problem is?

That you're mad that a bro like me

can make your d*ck hard.

But deep down

you're dying to see me naked.

And to suck my d*ck.

And then play with my ass

for a while, right?

I love getting f*cked.

And, if you want, I can f*ck you too.

I'm versatile.

But I think

it would turn me on to get f*cked by you.

[Álex clicks teeth]

But, of course, first we'd have to see

if you're able to. Right?

Wait, what?

Well, I know I'm a little intimidating.

And it wouldn't be the first time

that someone got too nervous.

Hmm?

[sighs]

[playful music plays]

[cell phone buzzing]

[buzzing stops]

[electronic dance music plays]

Hey, you can't be in here!

Look, pretty face.

You must be used to all those

"homuscle-sexuals" eating from your hand.

- But I won't.

- That so?

It's just that you think,

because you have abs and are pretty,

you're better than the rest of us.

Blah, blah, blah

- And you're no match for me in bed.

- Mmm.

If I don't kiss you,

it's because I don't feel like it.

Mm-hmm.

- Yes, a very mature attitude. That's it.

- Blah, blah, blah

- Uh-huh. That's all. Yeah. That's all.

- Okay. Right. Yeah.

[music intensifies]

[spectators chanting] Keena, Keena, Keena

[spectators cheering]

[sighs]

The next song that I have for you

is very special.

It was requested by Adán and Yago.

It was playing at the disco

the day they kissed for the first time.

They played it on their wedding day,

and I'm playing it in here now,

as they are celebrating 30 years together.

A round of applause. I love you!

[spectators cheer and applaud]

[Javi] Oh, love.

Love exists, b*tches.

Life will try to convince us otherwise.

But don't listen. Love is there.

Listen to Keena.

Love is there.

It's out there in places, just waiting.

["Yo no te pido la luna"

by Daniela Romo plays]

[Javi] And, if you're lucky enough

to find it,

don't screw it up.

Take care of it.

Water it, nurture it, as if it were

the most delicate and rare kind of plant.

Because, if not, you run the risk

of it withering forever.

We should not ask ourselves

why love comes into our life, no.

[imperceptible]

We must grab it when we see it,

firmly, so that it doesn't leave us.

Sometimes it's hard to identify it,

but be attentive.

Because any moment could be

the start of something incredible.

The moment that you get your wings,

and you remember how to fly once more.

[song continues]

[both moaning]

[song continues]

[song fades out]

[wistful music plays]