[ Upbeat music plays ]
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Dad: [ Deep voice ]
Did you bring the money?
Dad: [ High-pitched ]
$10 million.
It's all in the sponge.Good!
-[ Normal voice ] Freeze!
-[ Gasps ]
Dad: This is
the U.S. government.
You're under arrest
for bath time crimes.
What? You double
crossed me, professor?
I'm not the professor.
[ Gasps ]
The beard was a fake?
It's like Budapest
all over again.
[ Doorbell rings ]Can someone get that?
Anyone?
[ Groans ]
Hmm?
"Sorry we missed you."
Darn it, that was
the final piece
of my subscription jigsaw.
I still have no idea
what it's gonna be.
Why didn't you guys
answer the door?
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot
we were your personal butlers.
How would His Lordship
like his eggs?
In a bucket smothered
with more eggs --
Wait a minute!
Don't distract me!
[ Vehicle beeps ][ Gasps ]
The delivery guy's
still out there!
He's walking towards his truck!
He's reached his truck!
He's opening one
of the back doors of his truck!
He's putting my package
into the back of his truck!
He's adjusting his pants!
He's still adjusting his --
Both: Just get out there
and talk to him!
[ Whistling ]
I caught you.
I can take my package now.
I'm sorry?
[ Chuckles ]
You're confused.
From my fancy clothes,
you must think
I'm some sort
of wealthy lord,
but I am actually
Richard Watterson,
and that package is for me,
so I'll take it now.
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughs ]
[ Continues laughing ]
No.
The package has been entered
into the system
as undelivered.
It will be returned
to the depot
as per subsection 37b
of company procedure.
But I can see it.
Can't you just give it to me?
Yeah! Sure!
I'll just give it to you.
If rules and regulations
mean nothing to you.So I can have it?
Do you know where we'd be
without rules and regulations?
Right here
but I'd have my package?
Life would be like
a giant cage fight...
without the cage.
Wait!You missed the delivery.
You could pick it up
at the depot
or pay for redelivery.
The choice is yours.
Good day, sir!
[ Tires screech ]
Ah, there's no way
I'm going to the depot,
and I don't wanna pay
10 bucks for a redelivery.
Well, just lie. Then they'll
have to redeliver for free.
Great idea!
I'll tell them
I'm a ghost
who couldn't open the front door
because I don't have
a physical body
and that they shouldn't
discriminate against me
because of my spirit status.
Or just say the delivery guy
didn't ring the doorbell.
Eh, I like mine better,
but okay.
[ Line ringing ]
Come on, Richard,
what could it possibly be?
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[ Doorbell rings ]
Uh, Dad!
"You lied"?You know who did this,
right?
Darwin...No, the delivery guy.
Oh, yeah.
How dare you lie
and say I didn't ring
the doorbell!
You have dragged my spotless
reputation through the dirt!
What was once perfect and pure
has been ruined,
like a white dove
wearing hoop earrings.
Listen, dude,
all he wants is his package.
Company policy allows only
three deliveries per item.
You missed
the first delivery,
therefore, you have
two remaining.
Miss them and you'll have
to drag your lazy,
lying butt to the depot!
You monster!
You know how long
the lines are
at the depot.
There's not enough
of my life left.
Oh, what's the matter?
No need to cry about it.
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo. Boo-hoo-hoo.
Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
-Uh, I think he means this.
-Sorry, can't do mine.
Love it -- can't do it.
Anyway, the game is on!
[ Tires screech ]
Right! There's no way
I'm missing that delivery again.
Nothing's gonna distract me.
I'm gonna stand right here
until that guy comes back.
Meh, whatever. Meh, whatever.
What the...?
Dad.
Yeah, standing up
was hurting my legs,
and I can't see the TV
from out there.
But you can't see
the delivery guy from in here!
Yeah, I can.
I'll see him in the reflection
in the corner of the TV,
and nothing's gonna distract me!
[ Ice cream truck music plays ]
Ice cream!
[ Giggles ]
No, no, no. Stay strong.
[ Gasps ]
Free ice cream!
Oh, come on, Richard.
You can do this.
[ Marker squeaking ]
"Free ice cream
for Richard Watterson"!
No, I will not under
any circumstances
let this distract me.
Can I have
chocolate sprinkles?
But of course,
Mr. Watterson.
Wait, I know that voice.
No, you don't.
No, I don't.
Come undget it.
Little bit further,
little bit further,
little bit further,
little bit further...
Eh,
we'd better go get him.
Little bit further,
little bit further.
Nearly there.
I think that's far enough.
So, here is your ice cream,
Mr. Watterson!
You?! But how?
[ Laughs ]
Did I not mention
that my brother Hans
has an ice cream truck?
He let me borrow it
since he is in the hospital
with appendicitis.
[ Laughs ]
Just to clarify,
I'm laughing
because of my plan,
not because my brother's
in the hospital.
Anyway,
packages to deliver.
[ Cellphone vibrates ]
Hello?! Ahhh!
[ Doorbell rings]
Oh, nobody home.
That's one delivery left,
Mr. Watterson,
but don't give up...
unless you're chicken!
[ Clucking]
Mm.
Yeah, that's en elephant.
Darwin:
Oh, come on, Mr. Dad!
You've been there
for four hours!
He tricked me out
of that last delivery,
and now there's
only one left.
There's no way
he'll get me again!
[ Telephone rings ]I'll get it.
Delivery Guy: Hello, honey,
this is me, your wife.
You don't sound
like my wife, Nicole.
If you're my wife Nicole,
answer me this.
What's your name?
Nicole?
Hmm, seems watertight.
So, what's up, honey?
I'm in the hospital!
Come quick!
My heart has fallen off.
Quick!
Into the car!
No time to explain!
[ Cackles]
I'm not really his wife.
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Ahh! Nicole's got a disease
that turns people's skin
into missed delivery slips!
Please,
keep it down!
There are other people
in this ward
trying to pull off cruel
and elaborate pranks, as well!
Aah! He's done it again!
Ah, Mr. Watterson.
Ahh! How do those flowers
know my name?!
It appears you missed
your final delivery,
but I'm willing
to give you a last chance.
Your package will be
at a collection point.
But where, I hear you ask?
Ask me, then!
Oh, I thought
that was rhetorical.
All: Where?
Where can I go
shopping in the rain,
but I don't get wet?
Online!
Oh, yeah, I guess
online works, too.
Well, your package
will be at the Elmore Mall,
where it will remain for the
next four minutes precisely.
Tick tock, Watterson.
[ Cackles]
I'm not really
a bunch of flowers.
Oh, no!
He clamped the car!
Yeah, I don't think
that was him.
Well, I guess we'll have
to get there on foot,
and we've only got
three minutes!
We can do this!
[ All panting ]
We made it!
And only 38 minutes late.
[ Gasps ]
It's empty!
No!
[ Cellphone vibrates ]
You're late, Watterson,
but I'll give you
one more chance
to get your package.
You'll find it
in the building that houses
all the old fossils
that no one
ever goes to visit.
The retirement home!
Oh, yeah, that works, too,
but the package will be
at the museum
for the next five minutes.
Let's go!Dad! No, no!
Why are you letting him mess
with you like this?
Because honest, hardworking,
by-the-book,
set-the-alarm guys
like him always win.
I'm doing this
for the slobs everywhere.
For the guy who orders
the wrong thing online
but is then too lazy
to return it.
Hey, I'm that guy!
For the guy who pays
two cellphone bills for a year
because he can't be bothered
to cancel one of them.
Ha!
I'm paying three!
And for the guy
who can't even be bothered
to finish his sentence.
Hey, I totally...
He thinks he can take
advantage of our laziness,
but today, the lazy man
lifts a finger!
Who's with me?!
-No.
-Ugh, nah.
-Not today.
We're with you,
Mr. Dad!
Let's go get
that package.
Delivery Guy: Elmore Museum --
four minutes.
The toxic waste
disposal site --
three minutes.
The stadium end zone --
five minutes.
The Elmore runway --
six minutes.
The tanning salon.
The sewers.[ Screams ]
The kitten orphanage.
Precious Nathan's
Felt Emporium.
Fabio's Downtown
Doo-Wop Bunker.
The stage at
the Dad Wake Up Awards.
Dad, wake up!
Ah!
I fell asleep
at the DWA's.
How embarrassing!
Dad, wake up!
Ah!
[ Telephone rings ]
Hello? Ready to give up?
You'll never find me,
and you'll never
get your package,
Watterson!
[ Laughs]That's nuts.
Oh, I'm sorry, Dad.
I guess he's won.
Shhhhhhh...
What's he doing?
I think he's deflating.
Did you hear it?
The frying sound.
It's peanut oil
at 180.47 degrees.
There are only three restaurants
that use that kind of oil.
Joyful Burger, but they switched
to lard substitute
because it was cheaper.
Sloppy John's
Filthy Burgers,
but they were shut down
because of that
whole rat-burger incident.
That only leaves that diner
next to the pet cemetery,
but they shut that down
seemingly for no reason.
This doesn't make
any sense!
Wait!
Unless it isn't a restaurant.
It's a food truck!
Diagnosis Burger
on the interstate!
But I'll never
get there in time!
You will, Dad. You just need
to trust your inner slob.
[ Laughs ]
That's weird. He hung up
after he said, "That's nuts."
Yeah, peanut oil!
I cook with it for years.
Watterson couldn't know
just from the sound of...
Did you say Watterson?
That guy's my best customer.
He even comes
on vacation with me.
Well, if he comes by here,
keep it zipped,
understand, zipped!
Ahh, what am I even
worrying about?
He'll never find me.
He's too lazy.
No, that's not possible!
Deliver me.
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No!
[ Engine sputtering ]
Come on!
Come on!
Yeah!
Hmm...
-My package!
-Nein!
That package is still the
property of the U.S. mail,
and it's going back
to the depot where it belongs.
I just realized
you're still in my truck.
Get out.
I win! You lose!
Good day, sir!
[ Laughing ]
[ "Ode to Joy" plays ]
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[ Laughing ]
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Ah! But your p-package
is still at the depot.
Yeah, I just ordered
the exact same thing.
Seemed like less effort.What?
Rather than going
to collect your package,
you bought the same thing
all over again?
How could you get
any lazier?!
I'll tell you how.
My son thought of the idea
'cause I couldn't be
bothered.
That d-d-doesn't mean
you've won!
Actually, it does.
Good day, sir.
Nooo!
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06x28 - The Slip
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Revolves around the life of a 12-year-old cat named Gumball and his frequent shenanigans in the fictional American city of Elmore.
Revolves around the life of a 12-year-old cat named Gumball and his frequent shenanigans in the fictional American city of Elmore.