03x13 - We Picked Up Something Crazy!

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Radio: Next on Morioh Radio, we have a letter from "Troubled Lonesome Boy."

Radio: "Kai, listen to this.

I can't get a hold of my girlfriend at all and it's making me blue."

Radio: I wonder if she's mad because I proposed suddenly.

Radio: And I spent all my pay on an engagement ring with a ruby, her birthstone...

Josu: So you were able to successfully retrieve the bow and arrow.

Jojo: Yeah, from Akira Otoishi's place.

Jojo: He'd been committing burglaries with his Stand.

Jojo: Roughly million yen worth.

The police are still looking into it.

Jojo: Try doing something with your Stand again.

Jojo: I'll send you to the ends of the Earth and k*ll you there.

Oto: I'll be safest in prison!

Jojo: Chili Pepper's in pieces.

Even if he gets out of jail, I'm sure he won't try anything again.

Koi: Jotaro, what are you going to do with the bow and arrow?

Jojo: The Speedwagon Foundation is going to hold on to it and research it.

Jojo: It's a crucial piece of evidence we can use to unravel the mystery behind Stands.

Josu: That's great.

Koi: Thank goodness!

That means this incident's been resolved!

Koi: It didn't end up being that big a deal, but yay! Hooray!

Jojo: I'm still questioning Otoishi about the Stand

users that were created here.

Jojo: Stay on your guard, just in case.

Josu: Yeah.

JoJo-overlap,Koi: Right.

JoJo-top,Oku: Sure.

Joseph: Coffee in Japan is still the best.

Waitress, can I get a refill?

Josu: Whoa! Ah.

Be more careful. I look away for a second and...

Koi: Josuke, don't you have to go? The bus will be here soon.

Josu: R-Right...

Josu: Yeah. Come on, let's go. Stand up.

Koi: I wonder if those two will be okay.

I'm worried.

Oku: Whoa, this cake is so good!

Can I get another slice, waitress?

Tomo: Hello, this is the Higashikata resid—

Josu: Hey, Mom. It's me.

Tomo: Josuke? It's unusual for you to call me.

Tomo: Do you need something?

Josu: Well, uh... Hey, y-you're going to be home all day today, right?

Tomo: Yeah? What about it?

Josu: N-Nothing! As long as you're there, it's fine. Bye!

Tomo: Hey!

What was that all about?

He'd better not be planning something weird again.

Josu: Crap. I hope Mom didn't think that was weird.

Josu: Oh, for crying out loud...

Josu: I told him to wait until I was done with the phone call!

Josu: Hey, wait!

Josu: Hello? Can you hear me? Hey!

Jose: Did you just call for me?

Josu: Yeah. We can't get a taxi at this hour,

so we're going to take the bus to my house.

Josu: And... I know I'm being pushy, but I'm going to confirm one more time.

Josu: You can only look from a distance.

Josu: Make sure you don't talk to my mom!

Promise me that.

Josu: My mom won't be happy just because you came to visit.

Josu: She's gonna be a wreck.

Jose: I know that. I promise.

Josu: Also, one more thing.

Josu: I'm gonna be calling you Mr. Joestar.

Jose: Huh?

Josu: W-Well, you know... I might as well lay it on the line now.

Josu: I mean, it might seem cold,

Josu: but calling someone I just met "Dad" or "Pops" is just not happening.

Josu: So after you see my mom, I want you to go right back to America.

Jose: Right...

You're absolutely right. I understand.

Josu: Man, this is awkward.

Josu: I know it's best to be honest, but still,

there are some things between people that just aren't possible.

Josu: Hey, Mr. Joestar...

Josu: Excuse me, did you see where the burly old man who was just here went?

Lady: He got onto that long-distance bus.

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Josu: Y-You can't be serious! !

Jose: I'm sorry about that.

You said we were getting on a bus, so...

Jose: But I'm surprised you caught up to the bus by running.

Jose: We were just about to get onto the freeway.

Josu: Right now, I'm thinking it might have been better to just let you go...

Josu: To Hokkaido!

Josu: Ugh, my stomach hurts.

Jose: Sorry about that.

Jose: Josuke...

Jose: Something seems to be pulling on my trousers.

Josu: Oh, really? Don't let them drag you off somewhere again.

Jose: Wha...

Jose: J-Josuke! There's a Stand user nearby!

Josu: Yup, there sure is. Two, in fact... Me and you.

Josu: Anyway, is there a vending machine nearby? I need a drink.

Jose: Wh-What is this? They're not footsteps.

Jose: Hands? Hand prints?

Jose: Ah! Josuke, the Stand just laughed!

Jose: See? Right here! On top of the sand!

Josu: There's no way I'm letting him see my mom.

Josu: Now he's seeing and hearing things.

Joe: This is concrete!

Where did it go? Where is it? It's gone!

Jose: Where did you go? It's gone!

Josu: Great. This old man is seriously bad news.

Jose: Hermit Purple!

Jose: Get out of here, you mutt! Shoo! Shoo!

Josu: Do you hear something crying?

Jose: It's right here, Josuke.

Jose: A baby! There's a naked baby right here.

Jose: I can tell when I'm touching it. It's invisible!

Josu: What?!

Josu: I-It's there!

Josu: It's really there!

Josu: It's all squishy.

Josu: Well, I'll be .

Josu: It's an invisible baby!

Jose: It feels like it's only about six months old or so.

Josu: But how did a baby turn invisible out here?

Josu: I'm assuming it's a Stand ability, but...

Josu: There are a lot of questions, like, "Why did the enemy

Stand user make it invisible," and "Where is its mom?"

Jose: Josuke, I think the baby is actually the Stand user.

Jose: It's a Stand user without realizing it.

Because it's been separated from its mother, it instinctively went invisible.

Josu: Huh?

Jose: Even adults can develop ulcers, spot baldness, and gray hair

before they realize it for psychological reasons, right?

Jose: I believe that finding its mother will be the way to solve this.

Josu: H-Hey, just hurry up and make it stop crying.

Jose: I-I'm not really sure what to do, either.

I did something similar to this, but that was a very long time ago.

Jose: There, there...

Jose: Th-This is...

Josu: Did you figure something out?

Jose: Yes, when I just touched it now.

Jose: It's a little girl.

Jose: Right, the way to tell if it's a boy or a girl is between the legs!

Josu: Did you find out something else?

Jose: Josuke,

Jose: do you have any tissues?

Josu: Th-That smell...

I-Is there one on your hand? A huge one?

Jose: I-It's invisible, so I couldn't tell for sure until I could smell it.

Jose: And I just scratched my beard with this hand!

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Guy: I'm returning your manuscript to you.

Guy: I'll be looking forward to those fixes for the volumes, Sensei.

Josu: For the time being, we're gonna have to get milk and diapers.

Josu: And since she's naked, we need to get her some clothes.

Josu: I'm counting on you, Mr. Joestar.

Jose: What? I-I'm buying them?

Josu: Of course. Look at me.

It'd be too embarrassing for me to buy baby goods.

Josu: There'd be rumors that

a -year-old delinquent like me got some girl pregnant.

Jose: But I only have American traveler's checks.

Josu: Oh, fine...

Josu: You can use my credit card.

Jose: Sorry about that.

Josu: Don't buy anything too expensive.

Josu: I've worked hard to build up my savings, and I don't have much!

Jose: I got it, I got it.

Guy: Welcome.

Guy: Can I help you find something?

Jose: Um... Do you carry disposable diapers?

Guy: Of course! Is this your first time here?

Jose: Yes, it is, but...

Guy: These diapers are easy to change, even if you're living on your own.

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Guy: You won't have to worry overnight, either.

Jose: Um... I'm looking for a baby, not myself.

Guy: P-Pardon me! So you're looking for baby diapers.

Guy: Were you looking for cloth diapers, or disposable pull-ups?

Jose: Uh... What was that?

Guy: As you can see, this one will need a diaper cover,

but the disposable pull-up is simple and economical.

Jose: I-I don't really know, so could you just...

Jose: What size do you need?

Jose: Size?

Guy: How old is the baby?

Guy: Depending on the baby's size,

we have newborn, S-size, M-size, L-size, XL-size, boys' and girls'.

Jose: Th-There are that many options nowadays?

Jose: W-Well, she's a girl, and when I held her, she was about this big.

Guy: What do you mean by "when I held her," sir?

Guy: It'd be inconvenient for us if you bought diapers

that were too big, and then

tried to return them after they've been pooped in.

Jose: Oh, all right. Give me all of the sizes.

Jose: I also need baby wipes, powdered milk, and baby bottles...

Guy: For baby bottles, we have glass or plastic.

JoJo-overlap,Jose: Huh?

Guy: Glass ones don't scratch or start to smell as easily,

but they are a bit heavy for a baby to hold.

Guy: The plastic ones are light, but may have a noticeable smell.

Guy: Which one would you like?

Jose: U-U-Uh... Um...

Guy: We also have various shapes and designs.

Guy: We have ones shaped like rocket ships and racing cars.

Guy: This one, the baby can hold by itself.

Guy: And this one, if you turn it upside-down, the doll inside moves.

Jose: I-I have no idea, so if you could just throw in a few...

Guy: And which bottle nipples would you like, sir?

Guy: Rubber ones are soft, but don't last very long.

Guy: Silicon ones last, but are a bit hard.

Guy: This one is called a "Chupatoreni."

Guy: There's a diaphragm where the nipple goes in the mouth,

Guy: and the flow of milk is adjusted by how hard the baby sucks on it.

Guy: This is a NUK from Germany.

The shape is slightly flattened, and is said to

more closely resemble a mother's natural shape.

Guy: And just like when drinking breast milk, it will not come out

unless they use their jaws.

Jose: O-Oh, all right. Whatever is fine. Just give me all of them.

Guy: As for the nipple holes, we have round, Y-shaped, and cross-shaped varieties.

Jose: J-Just give me all of them.

And some baby clothes and socks, too.

Jose: I'll be paying by card.

Guy: Thank you very much, sir.

Jose: , ... I don't really understand yen that well.

Jose: I wonder how much that is in dollars.

Jose: If yen is about cents...

Jose: Well, whatever.

I didn't waste any money, and it's just baby stuff.

Jose: I'm sure it can't be that expensive.

Josu: it...

Josu: What's he doing? He's taking forever.

Girla: By the way...

Girl A: The girl who got the ring. I wonder what happened with that.

Girl A: Since he didn't get an answer, I wonder if that was a no.

Girl b: They could be super conflicted about it.

Josu: I can't stay here...

Josu: If people from school find me here...

Jose: Sorry to keep you waiting, Josuke.

Jose: Here's your card back.

Josu: You're done? A-All right, let's go.

Josu: Now we won't have to worry about losing sight of her, but...

Josu: If strangers see that she doesn't have a face, they'll be creeped out.

Jose: I thought about that and...

Jose: bought some makeup, too.

Jose: Let's try some foundation first. There we go!

Josu: Hey, I think she might actually be cute.

Jose: My, what a beauty!

Josu: This face will help us find her mom.

Josu: We've finally got some hope. We can do this!

Josu: That was a good idea!

Jose: Good, good! All right, now let's try some lipstick.

Jose: And let's draw on some eyebrows and eyelashes... Like that.

Josu: I knew he'd do that...

Josu: So this man's the type to get carried away when you compliment him.

Jose: Now we can finally take you around without having to worry too much.

Jose: We can't put makeup on your eyes, so we'll just have to use sunglasses.

Jose: That looks great!

Josu: Here's some milk.

Jose: Maybe I went too light on the foundation.

Jose: It looks like it's starting to come off...

Josu: Th-That's not it!

Jose: What is this?! Sh-She's...

Jose: Sh-She disappeared! And so did my hands!

Josu: This baby's not just making herself invisible!

She's making everything around her invisible, too!

Josu: Mr. Joestar! Let go of the baby!

Josu: I'm telling you to hurry up and let go of the baby!

Jose: Th-They're still invisible, even though I let go of her.

Josu: She's powering up!

Josu: This isn't good.

Josu: It looks like everything within about thirty centimeters

of that baby is becoming invisible.

Josu: But this doesn't make sense.

Josu: If she keeps trying to protect herself with her Stand,

Josu: who could even feed her or take care of her?

Jose: So it must be due to feelings of anxiety.

Jose: It's stress.

She doesn't want to be touched by someone she doesn't know.

Josu: If she powers up any more, no one will be able to get near her.

Josu: We'll end up invisible, too.

Guy: That's some weird junk. I wonder who's gonna clean it up.

Guy: Well, I guess someone will do it.

Not me, though.

Jose: Look out!

Josu: What happened?

Jose: This lit cigarette butt was... Oh, you can't see it.

Josu: What are you doing, Mr. Joestar?!

Josu: Don't space out at a time like this!

Jose: I, uh...

Josu: The stroller completely disappeared!

Josu: And the ground, too!

Josu: So it is stress!

The more scared she gets, the wider her range gets!

Jose: That's the sound of the stroller flipping over!

Josu: The invisible baby... fell into the water?!

Josu: Wh-Where is she? Make some noise!

I can't even see any bubbles! Where is she?!

Jose: J-Josuke...

Josu: Shut up!

Josu: This all happened because he couldn't keep it together.

Josu: That stupid old man!

Josu: This irresponsible guy is my father?

Josu: He's so irresponsible, he was okay with abandoning my mom for sixteen years.

Josu: There's no way in hell I can respect someone like him.

Josu: There's no way we can get along.

Josu: You stay out of this.

Josu: Where is she? She should be right around here.

Josu: I don't care if I turn invisible, too.

Just hurry up and touch me!

Josu: Come on!

Josu: She's not here... Hurry!

Josu: ! How am I supposed to find

an invisible baby in clear water?!

Jose: Josuke, I...

Jose: might die in just a moment, so when that happens,

please give my regards to your mother.

Jose: I mean...

I am quite old now.

Josu: What are you doing?!

Jose: I'm adding color to the water...

Jose: It's the center...

The color of the blood is turning more and more invisible.

Jose: The child is in the center.

Josu: Mr. Joestar...

Josu: No one else would think to do this.

Not for someone else's child, who they've never seen before...

Josu: They wouldn't go this far.

Jose: I wanted to look cool

Jose: in front of you.

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Josu: Well, a lot happened...

But it looks like everything worked out for now.

Josu: O-One hundred and thirty thousand yen?!

The savings I worked so hard for...

Josu: That stupid man!

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