04x09 - The First Mission from the Boss

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Mista: Ow...

Fugo: Yeah, you're going to have to go to the hospital.

Mista: I know that! I'm asking you to do something in the meantime!

Fugo: Very well.

Mista: H-Hey, Fugo, you aren't—

Mista: Hey!

Mista: What the hell is this?!

Nara: Staples!

JoJo-main: ,But wow, it actually closed up, just like closing a comic book!

Fugo: Narancia, could you wrap up his stomach with masking tape now?

Nara: Sure thing.

Mista: You sure this isn't going to get infected?

Nara: Don't worry about a thing.

Mista: Actually, you know, I kinda like it.

Bruno: Would you pipe down?

Bruno: Well done, you guys.

Bruno: Thanks to you, we were able to get to Capri safely.

Bruno: Zucchero, who att*cked us on the boat,and the guy Mista handled

JoJo-main: ,are both passed out on the boat. No need to worry about them anymore.

Nara: Then let's hurry up and go to the place where the ten billion lire is hidden!

Abba: Where did you hide it, Bucciarati?

Abba: A hidden safe at the bank?

JoJo-main: ,Or maybe you buried it in a cave on the island?

Bruno: Could you wait just a bit longer?

Fugo: Why's that?

Fugo: Why are you so worried about the time?

Nara: Shh!

Nara: Hey, you guys. We're still in here, so how 'bout it?

Nara: Can't you do the cleaning later?

Trish: Does your name happen to be Toilette?

Nara: Huh? What was that?

Trish: If your name is actually Toilette, that would mean this is your house.

Trish: You can boss around anyone you want in your own house.

Trish: But if that isn't the case, you've got no right to boss me around.

Nara: Huh? Hey, wait, dumbass!

Nara: Didn't you hear me? I said not to go in there!

cr*ck,Sfx: cr*ck

Nara: Wh-What the hell do you think you're doing?!

Nara: You want a piece of me?!

Abba: What's going on?

Fugo: A new enemy?

Nara: I'll k*ll you!

Bruno: Wait!

Bruno: Everyone, stop Narancia!

Nara: Why did you stop me?!

Bruno: Could you be...

Peri: That voice...

JoJo-main: ,It appears we've kept you waiting.

Bruno: All of you, bow.

Bruno: This is Mr. Pericolo, one of the capos of Passione.

Peri: I came to accept the ten billion lire,

Peri: Bucciarati.

JoJo-EpTitle,Sign: Episodio The First Mission from the Boss

Bruno: I contacted him as soon as we reached the island.

Bruno: Mr. Pericolo came all this way to accept the money.

Gio: One of Passione's capos...

Bruno: Thank you so much for coming all this way, sir.

Peri: No, no. I'm the one who said I wanted to come.

Peri: All of you, lift your heads.

Peri: You must be the newbie I heard about.

Gio: Yes, sir.

Peri: Bucciarati's told me all about you.

Prei: Now that you've joined Passione, you're basically family.

Peri: You're free to call me Mr. Pericolo.

Gio: Thank you, sir.

Peri: You, there. Sorry about earlier.

Peri: This one doesn't like being touched.

Nara: Sure.

JoJo-main: ,You...

Fugo: You mean, "Yes, sir!"

Bruno: Mr. Pericolo,

JoJo-main: ,why are you dressed up as a janitor?

Peri: There's a perfectly good reason for this. I'll tell you later.

Peri: More importantly, you do have it, don't you?

Peri: The ten billion lire to hand over to the organization.

Peri: Yes, sir. Right here.

Mista: What? What did you just say?!

Fugo: He said it's right here!

Nara: Here?!

Mista: Bucciarati, where is it?

Fugo: All I see are urinals...

Plop,Sfx: Plop

Abba: I-It was inside the urinal?!

Mista: I mean, that's as safe as it gets, but...

JoJo-main: ,Sucks to be the guys who've been peeing there this whole time!

Peri: Yup... It's real.

Peri: This necklace alone is worth at least seven or eight hundred million.

Peri: Bucciarati,

Peri: I won't bother asking how you got this fortune.

Peri: All the organization cares about is that you have the money.

Mista: Wait, you're already putting it away?

Nara: C-Could I just touch it a little?

JoJo-main: ,Maybe even smell it?

Peri: The reality this fortune shows us is that the owner is intelligent and trustworthy.

Peri: Congratulations, Bucciarati.

JoJo-main: ,You've been promoted to the position of capo.

Nara: H-Hell, yeah! He's a capo!

Nara: Bucciarati's finally a capo!

Peri: You'll be taking over Polpo's turf, now that he's dead.

Peri: You'll be overseeing the gambling, money-lending,

JoJo-main: ,and smuggling at the harbor, as well as the restaurants and hotels in Naples.

Peri: Fifty percent of the profit will go to the organization, and the other fifty will be yours.

Mista: That's amazing!

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,He earned authority just like that!

Mista: With Bucciarati's brains and popularity, he'll be rolling in the cash in no time!

Mista: But the ball suddenly started rolling as soon as this newbie Giorno joined.

mistA: Is he some kind of lucky boy or something?

Peri: By the way,

Peri: I know you just took over for Polpo,

Peri: but he had left one job unfinished.

Peri: Of course, you'll be taking on any jobs that Polpo had, Bucciarati.

Peri: Are you okay with that?

Bruno: A job that Polpo left unfinished?

Peri: It's a direct order from the boss.

Bruno: The... boss?

Abba: The boss...

Mista: The boss no one's ever met?

Nara: An order... directly from him?

Peri: Correct. I'll tell you right here and now.

Peri: You'll be guarding the boss's daughter, and risking your lives doing so.

Peri: That's all.

Nara: Daughter?

Gio: The boss...

Fugo: Did you say "daughter"? The boss has a daughter?

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,The boss we were eventually going to track down and defeat has a daughter?

Peri: You'll start guarding her right now. I've handed her over to you.

Bruno: Handed her over?

Gio: Bucciarati!

Gio: Could that guy be...

Gio: No, not "guy."

Gio: She must be the boss's daughter!

Bruno: That's her?

Trish: Do you mind if I go to the bathroom?

Peri: That's fine, Trish.

Bruno: For now, stay by her side.

Bruno: The order is already in effect.

Peri: Bucciarati.

Peri: Her name is Trish Una, and she's fifteen years old.

Peri: "Una" is her mother's maiden name, not the boss's family name.

Peri: Trish hasn't met the boss once in her life.

Peri: Bucciarati, as you're well aware, no one knows who the boss is.

Peri: But of course, even the boss has a past, especially when he was young.

Peri: Two months ago, a woman named Donatella d*ed of illness in Calabria.

Peri: A few days before her death, she asked that a man named Solido Naso be found.

Peri: That man was Trish's father.

JoJo-main: ,I'm sure she was just trying to look out for her daughter's well-being,

Peri: but...

bruno: Naso doesn't exist.

JoJo-main: ,Because that was one of the aliases that the boss used when he was young.

Bruno: Correct?

Peri: Beware of anyone trying to look into the name Naso.

Peri: Anyone with any status in Passione is very cautious about that.

Peri: Just trying to look into the boss's past would mean

JoJo-main: ,challenging the organization itself.

Peri: Word about Donatella eventually spread.

JoJo-main: ,Word spread even more when it came out that she had a daughter.

Peri: Of course, the boss caught wind of this, as well.

Peri: The boss's decision was immediate.

Peri: Through a few other men, he gave me the order

JoJo-main: ,and placed her in my custody soon after her mother's death.

Peri: The boss must've known immediately.

Peri: He didn't know she existed until now,

JoJo-main: ,but he knew for a fact that Trish was indeed his daughter.

Peri: And right after I took Trish into my custody,

Peri: we found out that someone was after her life.

Peri: If the boss's order had come even thirty minutes later,

JoJo-main: ,Trish most likely would've been kidnapped by them, and then...

Peri: m*rder*d.

Bruno: Who is it? Who's after her?

Peri: People who have betrayed the organization.

Peri: We don't know how many of them there are.

Peri: They're trying to defeat the boss and take over his drug trafficking routes.

Gio: dr*gs...

Peri: They're under the impression that Trish knows a secret about the boss.

Peri: They want information so that they can defeat the boss.

Peri: But Trish is just a frail little girl who knows nothing.

Bruno: How long will we be guarding her?

Peri: One week... Actually, it could even be less.

Peri: It's just until the boss finds those traitors and gets rid of them.

Peri: Leave this island immediately and hide her somewhere.

Peri: The only ones who know that Trish is with you are the boss and myself.

Gio: Mr. Pericolo.

Gio: You said that order was supposed to go to Polpo, correct?

Gio: Which means...

Peri: The enemies are Stand users...

Peri: I'd say that's a safe assumption.

Peri: They're most likely moving as a team, as well.

Peri: We don't yet know how many there are.

Peri: I don't have a Stand ability.

JoJo-main: ,This is all I can do for you.

Peri: I'll contact you again if I learn anything else.

Trish: Um...

Fugo: M-Me?

Trish: Yes. Is it with you... um...

JoJo-main: ,Am I going to be with you now?

Fugo: Yes, that's correct.

Fugo: But it'll be all six of us.

Fugo: We will be risking our lives to protect you.

Trish: I see.

JoJo-main: ,Then would you mind taking off that jacket?

Fugo: My jacket? Why?

Trish: Just hurry up and take it off.

Trish: It's not as if I want to see you shirtless or anything.

Fugo: V-Very well.

Trish: I don't have a handkerchief, so go buy one for me.

Trish: Also, some stockings and Givenchy Blush No. .

Trish: The stockings need to be reinforced at the thighs.

Trish: Get the latest issue of Italian Vogue, too,

Trish: and some mineral water.

Trish: I'd rather die than drink one that's not from France, though.

Trish: When you're done gawking at the scenery, go buy that stuff for me.

Gio: Guard the boss's daughter, huh?

Gio: So we suddenly have a connection to the mysterious boss that I've been looking for.

Gio: This is definitely worth doing.

Gio: If we can see this through,

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,Bucciarati will be able to gain the same level of trust that Polpo had.

Gio: But if we fail, it'll mean our lives.

Gio: All six of us are well aware of that fact.

Form: What's your problem? Calm down.

Form: I'm just trying to pet you.

Sign: At : this morning at Naples Prison, Polpo sh*t himself in the head.

Form: Hey, come on.

Form: Quit struggling! I can't read it. Jeez...

Form: "At : this morning at Naples Prison, Polpo sh*t himself in the head."

Form: Well, damn... I was sure it'd be Polpo.

Form: Who is it, then?

Form: Who's the one guarding Trish, who disappeared?

Find_them,Sign: Find them

Find_them,Sign: Find them

Form: Well, then...

Form: "Find them," eh?

Form: But was anyone as reliable as Polpo?

Form: Only a capo would be tasked with such an important job.

Form: And someone with Stand abilities.

Form: Did anyone else like that exist?

Sign: BucciaratiNew Capo

Sign: Abbacchio

Sign: Mista

Sign: Fugo

Sign: Giorno

Sign: Narancia

Sign: We're just thugs right now,but we're going to workour way up the ladder!

Sign: If they att*ck us,we'll k*ll them

Sign: BucciaratiNew Capo

Sign: Abbacchio

Sign: Mista

Sign: Fugo

Sign: Giorno

Sign: Narancia

Sign: We're just thugs right nowbut we're going to workour way up the ladder!

Sign: If they att*ck us,we'll k*ll them

Sign: PericoloHas the boss's trust.Just a capo.

Sign: Mysterious Boss(Villain)

Sign: We're going to defeat the boss andmake a k*lling from his dr*gs.

Sign: Find them and get rid of them.

Sign: Protect my daughter!

Sign: Daughter(Trish)

Sign: yrs

Sign: The boss's daughtermust know something about him.

Sign: We're taking herhostage regardless

Sign: We were ordered to guard her.Orders are absolute.We'll guard her with our lives.

Sign: We're also bad,but we believe it's morallywrong to profit from dr*gs.(We'll find out yourtrue identity one day)

Sign: Team of Traitors (Villains)

Sign: We don't know how many there are,but they're definitely Stand users

Sign: Polpo's death bringschaos to the organization(The bow and arrow no longer exist)

Nara: And that's it for shopping.

Nara: Surroundings are all clear.

Nara: Let's see...

JoJo-main: ,If I go this way and turn here, I'll end up back on this street,

Nara: and then head in the opposite direction.

Nara: Okay!

Fugo: Narancia, listen carefully.

Fugo: That's a list of food and other things you need to buy.

Fugo: These are the keys to the car.

Fugo: You can do this, Narancia.

Fugo: I know you can pull it off.

Nara: Okay.

Fugo: Listen carefully. No one knows anyone is at this hideout,

Fugo: not even the people at the winery in the vineyard out front.

Fugo: Once you're done shopping, try going in circles on the same path over and over again.

Fugo: Also try U-turning every once in a while.

Fugo: Check to see if anyone's following you.

Fugo: Then, come home after switching over to the other car

JoJo-flashback: ,that I arranged just in case in one of the city's parking lots.

Fugo: No one else knows that we're guarding the boss's daughter,

Fugo: but if someone's looking for us, the last thing we want them to do is follow us.

Fugo: Do you understand?

JoJo-flashback: ,Someone needs to go shopping.

JoJo-flashback: ,It's very important.

Fugo: But we have to make absolutely sure no one finds out about this hideo—

Nara: Jeez, I get it already!

Nara: Leave it to me!

Fugo: Okay, now repeat all the steps I just explained to you from the beginning.

Nara: Huh?

Nara: Once I'm done shopping,

JoJo-flashback: ,I drive around in circles in the vineyard out there—

Nara: Ow!

Fugo: Wrong! Quit messing around! Again, from the beginning!

Nara: Huh?

Nara: Um...

Nara: Drive around so I don't get dizzy—

Nara: Urgh! What the hell is your problem?!

Nara: Come on, Abbacchio!

JoJo-flashback: ,Tell him to stop jabbing me with the damn keys!

Nara: I'm older than him, damn it!

Fugo: Letting him go shopping is a mistake!

Abba: You two will have to figure out whether or not you should be jabbed on your own.

Abba: But with Narancia's Stand ability, he should be able to stop anyone tailing him.

JoJo-flashback: ,That's why Bucciarati ordered him to go shopping.

Nara: So basically, that means I just need to make sure I'm not followed back here, right?

Nara: By anyone who might follow me!

Nara: Something's wrong.

Nara: It doesn't look like anyone's following me,

Nara: but something feels off.

Nara: I've got a bad feeling about switching over to the other car that Fugo prepared, too.

Nara: Huh?

Form: Come on already.

Form: Where exactly are you headed, huh, Narancia?

Nara: That came from below!

Form: Hey, so, where are you headed?

Form: You keep looking behind you.

JoJo-main: ,Are you being followed or something?

Nara: Who the hell are you?! Get outta the car!

Form: Whoa, whoa, whoa, talk about scary!

Form: I'm the one asking the questions here.

Form: Don't answer a question with another question. That's rude.

Nara: Shut up! Get the hell out of my car, you dumbass!

Form: You're not leaving me with any choice.

Form: My name's Formaggio.

Form: I'm a member of the organization.

Form: You already know that Polpo d*ed yesterday, right?

Form: Yet everyone on your team just happened to disappear at once.

Nara: sh*t... He's bad news.

Nara: He shouldn't know the truth, but he's definitely after us.

Form: Right when I had something important to discuss with you guys...

Nara: I-Is he a Stand user?

Form: Narancia, I finally managed to find you, but why are they gone?

Form: Where's Bucciarati and the rest of your squad?

Nara: Who knows?

JoJo-main: ,I have no idea where they are right now.

Nara: Did you check the restaurants around here?

Form: This car...

Form: It's a rental, isn't it?

Form: Bucciarati was the one who rented it.

Form: If you didn't know that, why the hell are you in this car?

Form: Well?

Nara: I-I always drive around in Bucciarati's cars.

Nara: I'm seventeen, so I don't have my own car yet.

Nara: That's why I'm borrowing his.

Form: Oh, yeah. Did you hear?

Form: Apparently the mortician is trying to figure out how the hell to cremate Polpo's corpse.

Form: They can't figure out how to get his body into the furnace.

Form: They're just gonna have to chop him up into tiny pieces, aren't they?!

Nara: Shut up!

Form: Hey, you think so, too, right?

Nara: Huh?

Nara: What the hell? Th-There's no one here!

Form: You actually fell for it.

Form: Man, you're useless.

Form: Say, Narancia, why are you guys

Form: hiding somewhere when a capo's funeral is going on?

Form: I'm gonna make you talk if I can't just follow you!

Nara: Now you've done it, you assh*le!

Form: You're gonna tell me all kinds of things, right here and now!

Nara: You bastard...

Form: Huh?

Nara: You bastard...

Nara: I'll m*rder you!

Form: What the hell is that?!

Nara: Li'l Bomber!

Form: So he's a Stand user... Tiny Feet!

Nara: sh*t!

Nara: Look at how badly I'm bleeding!

Nara: How dare you?! How dare you?! How dare you?!

Sfx: Bada Bada Bada

Nara: I'll k*ll you! I'll k*ll you! I'll k*ll you!

Form: This is definitely not good...

Nara: I'll k*ll you! I'll k*ll you!

Form: Th-This little sh*t!

Nara: I'll k*ll you!

Form: Sh-sh*t! He's out of his g*dd*mn mind...

Form: He's lost it and is sh**ting anything in sight!

Form: And I'm stuck in this narrow car with nowhere to run!

Form: That's the most dangerous part of all this!

Form: A-A b*mb?!

Nara: m*rder him, Li'l Bomber!

Nara: How do you like that? And that?! And that?! And that?!

Nara: Are you dead yet?

Nara: Ow! Damn it!

Nara: Did we do it?

Nara: H-He's gone!

Nara: Did the blast blow him away?

Nara: But... there's not even a shred of his corpse left!

Nara: Wh-Where did he go?!

Form: Oh, come on... I'm right here.

Form: I can make myself small.

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,That's my ability!

Form: Tiny Feet... All the other guys say this ability is worthless.

Form: What determines if something is worthless or not is how you use your brain.

Form: That's how it is with abilities.

Nara: What the hell? I don't see him anywhere!

Nara: How the hell?! Damn it, where did he go?

Nara: Is he here?

Nara: The same thing happened when he first showed up in the car!

Form: Well, good luck in your search.

Nara: Where the hell did he just pop up from?

Form: I'm gonna be buying some time here.

Nara: Now he's hiding somewhere!

Form: A woman...

Form: This bastard's bought stuff for a woman.

Form: Stockings and blush...And it's high-end blush to boot!

Form: Who's he shopping for?

Form: Is it for his mom or his older sister?

Form: No... Chicks are super picky about what they like,

Form: so they buy fashion and makeup stuff on their own.

Form: The only chick who'd have a guy buy stuff like this...

Form: is a chick who can't leave her place for some reason!

Form: This is becoming more and more suspicious.

Form: Looks like my gut feeling was right!

Form: As I thought, without a doubt,

Form: the one who was ordered to guard the boss's daughter is Bucciarati!

Form: In that case, I'll make sure I get Narancia to show me where they're hiding.

Form: My ability should start working on him at any moment now...

Nara: Damn it... That bastard's definitely somewhere around here...

Nara: I'm sure he plans to follow me all the way back.

Nara: But...

Nara: I'm gonna find him and k*ll him!

Nara: I just have to make it back without getting followed.

Nara: I'm going to follow the orders I was given!