Nigel!
[ Groans ]
Time to get up for school!
Okay, mom!
I'll be down in just a...
[ Humming ]
Help!
What on earth is keeping him?
[ Moaning ]
There you are!
Oh, and just look at you!
So handsome in your new school
Tie.
Handsome?!
This thing almost k*lled me!
[ Laughs evilly ]
That's nice, dear.
Oh, good heavens!
Look at the time!
You better get going before you
Are late for school, mister.
But, mom, I look like a dork
With this thing around my...
Neck.
[ Grumbling ]
Stupid shoelace.
Aah!
All right!
Hands where I can see them!
[ Laughs ]
[ Russian accent ] ooh, very,
Very good, comrade.
You kick much butt!
I said hands up, adult!
Worry not your cranium.
Moosk just thought you might
Want him to loosen this.
Ta da!
Hey, how did you do that?
Moosk knows many ways to fix
Ties.
Who are you?
I am vin moosk... Big, famous
Tie hunter.
Moosk hears that young comrade's
School has new dress code?
What of it?
Well, what would young
Comrade be saying if moosk said
He knows where eggs that hatch
Little school ties come from?
I'd say what makes you think
I'd trust an adult?
[ Laughs ]
That is one that is good!
But moosk has no time for
"Funness."
Moosk needs comrades next door's
Wondrous 2x5 technology to help
Destroy eggs so that kids do not
Have to wear ties.
Yeah, right.
As if an adult would care
Whether or not kids wore ties.
Smells like a trap.
That is maybe, but while
Moosk may have gotten rid of
Your tie today, tomorrow there
Will be a new one waiting for
You and the day after that and
The day after that.
But not the day after that,
Because that is the saturday,
And then of course is the
Sunday.
Okay!
I get your point.
Well, if you want kick tie
Butt for good, you'll join moosk
And his team at location marked
On map tonight... Alone.
But choose swiftly, kid leader.
Time and ties wait for no man!
[ Laughs ]
He's not gonna come.
Let's just go and clip those
Ties now.
He will come.
[ Laughs ]
Welcome, comrade!
I ran your name past
Kids next door global command,
And while it appears you have no
Record of antikid activity, I
Still don't trust you.
Nevertheless, it is my duty to
Try to rid my school of these
Ties.
This is who you were waiting
For, moosk?
He looks like he'd wet himself
If he saw so much as a clip-on
Tie!
Step over here and say that,
Frog face.
Comrades, let us save the
Fighting for the ties, yes?
After all, we are all friends
Here.
This is tie-hating comrade
Froggy mcdougal.
Yes!
We won't sit back!
Nasty ties will pay!
Don't let him scare you.
Froggy lost a finger to a tie
From the 1970s.
Must have been about this wide.
The name's windsor.
I see you brought weapons.
I had my team modify them to
Fire pure spray starch.
Yes!
Make ties pay!
Get finger back!
Let's go, go, go!
And where exactly are we go,
Go, going?
[ Laughs ]
In there!
What is this place?
Tieland commons shopping
Mall.
Used to be the place adults came
To buy business wear before it
- Disappeared into a vast parking - lot.
Now it's just filthy nest of
Neck-squeezing, finger-biting
Ties!
Ugh!
[ Yells ]
I knew it!
I knew you couldn't be trusted!
Pure polyester.
Would have turned bald-headed
Friend into office flunky for
Sure if got around neck.
[ Gulps ]
Um... Thanks.
Do not have worries, hairless
One.
You'll never end up wearing
Filthy tie.
But you're an adult.
Aren't you supposed to like
Ties?
Ah, yes, comrade, yes.
Moosk was once great accountant
In big company.
He add up rows and rows of
Numbers and wear tie every day.
But one day moosk realize
Accounting is boring!
- That he hate uncomfortable, - itchy tie.
- That he would rather fight ties - than wear them!
Boss man get very mad at me.
He tried to make moosk wear tie.
But moosk was too strong.
He escape from boring office,
Team up with comrades froggy and
Windsor, and proceed to kick the
Butts of ties worldwide!
Shh!
Do you want her to know we're
Here?
Her?
Who's "her"?
[ Growling ]
That's her!
Come to froggy, nasty one!
Give our finger back to us!
- ]] Comrade mcdougal, get back - over!
[ Gasps ]
Frog morton has many weapons
Now.
It's starch time for all of you!
[ Laughs evilly ]
Run for dear life!
Yes!
Aaahhhh!
Oh, my!
I'd better get those cost
Reports done pronto!
[ Screeching ]
[ All panting ]
What was that?!
Queen tie.
And if she is here, is meaning
Eggs should be here, too.
Bingo!
Windsor friend, watch door.
Comrade one, now we are getting
Busy with starch.
All set here!
The detonator?
Where is detonator?!
Don't worry, moosk.
I've got it right here.
Windsor?!
Hey, the monster's breath...
It didn't affect him.
Windsor comrade, why you are
Not made to wear tie?
Moosk, moosk, moosk.
I'm already wearing a tie!
I always have been!
A junior executive.
I might have known.
Strictly business, gentlemen.
Moosk was the star accountant at
My daddy's firm for years.
But after he rejected the tie,
Our company's stock plunged.
Daddy was beside himself.
He couldn't ever get close
Enough to moosk to get him back.
But I could.
I've been waiting forever for
Moosk to slip up.
But regular ties won't work on
Him.
So I had to bring him to the
Queen, who can make him wear the
Tie whether he wants to or not!
And as for you, daddy can always
Use another "yes" man to get his
Coffee.
So are we gonna do this the easy
Way or the hard way?
We're gonna do it the...
You were right, comrade
Windsor.
Young, bald friend should wear
Tie.
Moosk, how could you?
He should wear tie, over
Moosk's kicked butt!
[ Screeching ]
Hey?
[ Beeps ]
Time is to be running!
In the name of all business
Wear, get them!
[ Roars ]
Numbuh 2, it's all gone
South.
- I need a no-landing extraction - now!
[ Both panting ]
Come on, come on!
Punch it, numbuh 2!
Moosk?!
Hang on, moosk!
I must go now, comrade.
Go?
What are you talking about?
Moosk is realizing now that
There will always be someone
Trying to make him wear the tie.
But you and your friends are
Young.
If moosk can save you from
Horrible tie, then moosk has
Done good.
But you're the only cool
Adult I've ever met.
You can't go back to being a
Boring accountant.
Go... And never wear ties.
Nooo!
Where moosk goes, ties get a
Butt kicking!
Whoa!
Numbuh 1, who was that guy?
A comrade.
Income...
Hey, bright boy.
Daddy says he needs those budget
Reports asap.
So you'll have to work all
Night...
Again!
And straighten that tie, mister.
Oh, and some delivery dork
Dropped this off for you, too.
Now get back to work!
Spray starch?
Spray starch!
Let moosk save you!
But the ties around your neck...
[ Laughs ]
Oh, my.
Oh, dear.
I could get kicked out of the
Bridge club for even being here.
Do you want a medal, or do
You want to tell me why you
Called?
[ Crying ]
It's my son... My little billy.
I-i lost him in his own room!
Back up, lady.
What happened?
It was... It was saturday.
Billy was playing with his
Yipper squadron canine carrier
Play set... You know the one...
Instead of cleaning his closet,
Like I told him to!
Heck's bells, I buy him the
Nicest clothes, and he just
Stuffs them in there all
Willy-nilly!
There are things in there he's
Never even worn buried in that
Mess!
But billy is so stubborn, just
Like his father.
We argued and we argued for what
Felt like hours.
I... I was angry!
Voices were raised.
But I never expected what would
Happen next!
Avalanche.
[ Crying ]
How many times do we have to
Tell you parents?
Cleaning closets is deadly
Business.
Oh, I'm so sorry!
If you find my son, I'll never
Make him clean anything again.
Please, can you rescue him?
Of course we can.
We're the kids next door.
Hey, guys.
[ All gasp ]
Whoa!
It's them!
It's really them!
Oh, dear!
Oh, dear!
Oh, dear!
Relax, mrs. Oxslogger.
- The kids next door are on the - case.
Let's move, team!
Eww!
I know, numbuh 2.
It's not a pretty sight.
Or a smell.
There's a kid somewhere in
All this crud?
Don't worry.
We are on the right track.
This is an article of his
Clothing.
The kid's buried in his
Clothing, numbuh 3.
They're all articles of his
Clothes.
Really?
Then how are we supposed to find
Him in this mess?
Simple... We go in.
So let's get climbing.
Oh, please!
Bring my billy back safe.
Oh, please!
Whoa!
My closet's nowhere near as
Mountainly and messy as this.
This guy's a real pro at
Stuffing his junk.
Enough sightseeing, numbuh 4.
We've got to find billy and get
Out of here.
Hey, is that him?
No, that's just a giant,
Huge, and spine-crushing boulder
Coming right at us!
[ All screaming ]
New, super antistatic blaster
I've been working on.
Neat, huh?
Very impressive, numbuh 2.
Now, numbuh 5, see if you can
Get a reading on that kid.
You got it, numbuh 1.
[ Beeping ]
That's weird.
It says billy's right up there.
How are we gonna get past
Those cruddy boulders?
Just stay behind me.
What?!
[ Mumbling ]
Incoming!
[ All scream ]
Spread out, people.
He should be around here
Somewhere.
[ Gasps ]
Hey, guys, I found something.
No, no!
I know what you want!
I won't do it!
I won't do it!!
Let me go!
No! No!
Maybe this kid knows where
Billy is.
That is billy!
Well, I guess there's no
Point in asking him then.
Don't worry, billy.
The kids next door are here.
Kids next who?
Whoa!
Awesome gear!
Man, my mom gets me the dorkiest
Stuff.
Yeah, our wardrobe is pretty
Cool, but don't waste your
Energy on jealousy.
No-o!
You don't understand.
My stuff's horrible!
Oh, come on.
How bad can it be?
It's back.
[ All scream ]
[ Roaring ]
Aah!
Aah!
Billy, get behind...
Aah!
Let me go!
Let me go!
No-o-o!
What was that?!
Abominable snowsuit.
Probably was safely buried deep
In the closet before the
Avalanche released it.
Abominable is right.
- Did you see how ugly that thing - was?
I thought the pink
Complemented the orange quite
Nicely.
Do you guys want to discuss
This season's fashion offerings,
Or are we gonna save that kid?
She's right, team.
Let's move.
Oh-aah-oh!
[ Moaning ]
Wha...?
Oh.
Oh, no.
I got to get... Out of...
[ Footsteps approaching ]
[ Roars ]
No!
Don't touch me, you horrible,
Ugly monster!
I buried you!
Why don't you stay buried?
[ Growls ]
No!
You're horrible!
You're beastly!
You're ugly!
Abominable!
I hate you!!
[ Echoing ] hate you!
Hate you!
Hate you!
[ Roars ]
Hey, what are you...
Gotcha!
Hey, velcro butt!
Yee-wah!
Ah-ha!
I'm stuck in his zipper!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
Ahh!
Oh.
Yaahhh-ha-ha!
[ Roars ]
Aahhh!
Numbuh 3, are you okay?
Of course I'm not okay!
My rainbow monkey pretty parka
Is ruined!
[ Roars ]
All right, pinky, put your
Sleeves where I can see them.
Hey!
Wh-where did you go?
[ Hyperventilating ]
[ Laughs ]
[ Gasps ]
[ Roars ]
[ All scream ]
Stop!!
Okay, you win.
I'll... Wear you.
You're kidding me.
That's what this is about?!
What a fashion victim!
[ Mumbles ]
Yeah, really.
[ Laughs ]
Get on with it already!
H-hey!
Not bad.
[ All screaming ]
Hey, I think I hear
Something.
[ Rumbling ]
Uh, billy will be down
Shortly.
Oh, I don't know how to thank
You and your friends for saving
My little billy.
Your son is safe.
That's all that matters.
Just remember your promise not
To make your children clean
Their closet.
Oh, I will!
Come along, billy.
Let's go.
Coming, mother!
- ]] [ Scoffs ] - freak.
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
[ Electric guitar solo ]
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
[ Electric guitar solo ]
♪ Kids next door
♪ Kids next door
04x09 - Operation K.N.O.T./Operation C.L.O.S.E.T.
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Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.
Show revolves around a group of five 10-year-old kids (later retconned to be varying ages), using codenames Numbuhs 1 through 5, who are the main home operatives of what is known as Sector V, which is part of a worldwide espionage-style organization called the Kids Next Door.