ready
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[Applause]
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Pinocchio was lost in a dream world
falling falling
but the dream ended and the day began
with bad news well well but is it my
dear old friend Pinocchio
hiya pal
did you think I wouldn't catch up with
you again after all those bad things you
did to me
don't you remember well then let me
refresh your memory
it was the night I was breaking up some
of my puppets I had no money and I was
too tired to go out and chop wood you
didn't like that and you tried to save
the puppets I told you to let go of them
but you disobeyed and when I tried to
punish you you ran away come back here I
said I'll get you for this
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oh
I'll get you by this
you bad boy I swore I'd get you for that
now I will
okay
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a hand
wow
good boy Doro well what have we here
hey hi Willie and Jack
hello
oh please don't eat us huh yeah please
don't need us you wouldn't like the way
we taste anyway we're very tough yeah
and we're scrawny too Jessica and Bones
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I don't know you look pretty tasty to me
I'm sure you'd prefer chicken perhaps a
nice leg of lamb would do you know yeah
I'm not in the mood for lamb
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um please sir could you have something
else for lunch these two animals are
really good friends of mine
good friends of yours I didn't know that
oh yes and I know you'd like them a lot
maybe you're right yes
you might be able to save them Pinocchio
if you do what I want
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[Applause]
all
alone
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that's the most pathetic performance
I've ever seen you do better shape up a
word of advice you both better try
harder or you're out and that means
they'll be having rocks and weasels stew
for dinner tonight I'll make big time
performers out of you yet boy you're
next let's go oh me but I'm not a clown
just do what I say I won't tolerate your
rebellious attitude you owe me and told
you forget it
just do what I told you right now
what are you waiting for get on the ball
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here it is let's go
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[Applause]
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hey don't forget to stay on the ball now
I'll bet you a sack of gold that you
can't even do as well as your dumb
animal friends
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[Applause]
[Laughter]
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that wasn't funny at all it was really
bad now get back up and do some funny
stuff
it wasn't bad I was doing a good job on
that ball
I think so well I don't think it was
good at all I need to make the audience
laugh so they'll give me more money
you're gonna have to learn to be a clown
oh clown that's right that's where all
the money is I see
sure
I am not clown and I won't pretend I'm
not good at something just to make
people laugh you'll do what I tell you
you're gonna be a clown because I said
so and you're gonna fall off the ball
and do other silly things to make people
laugh so they'll give me more money
the puppet master was something of a
rolling stone but he had gathered some
Moss namely Pinocchio Jack and Willy
I always used to dream about being in
show business but I never thought it'd
be like this
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for you
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Pinocchio and his two friends traveled
on without knowing where in the world
they were headed
many miles up the road Pinocchio's
father was planning a journey of his own
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to leave a party
flowing anyway I gotta be fed here
here's some food
I'm Sorry Charlie but I just got to go
look for Pinocchio
I only hope I can find him
don't you see Pinocchio means everything
to me
without him my life is worth nothing at
all
goodbye now Charlie take good care of
yourself
don't take good care of myself when I
don't know how to take care of myself
I'm a pick not a gutter rat hey you
mealy mouth Mouse Dabber if you leave
don't ever try to come back here you
hear me
you sure you don't want to come I
already told you forget it double forget
it
oh I can't let him go alone but I don't
have to like it
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ladies and gentlemen you're in for a
special treat today our show has been
performed before crowned heads all over
Europe
in fact the queen of Spain demanded that
we return as soon as we finished our
current tour but right now we're here to
entertain you ladies and gentlemen what
do you think of that
thank you now with no further ado
I present three clowns Jack Willie and
Pinocchio
thank you thank you these three will
entertain you with their Antics we all
need to laugh now again in these silly
fellows have only one goal in life to
make you laugh thank you all for your
attention
do we start now
thank you
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hi there
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[Applause]
Christmas
foreign
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[Applause]
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laughs
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[Applause]
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[Applause]
thank you
and Now ladies and gentlemen the
silliest fight of the century is about
to begin you're bound to laugh your
heads off in this corner Pinocchio the
clown and in this corner we'll eat a
weasel
[Music]
[Applause]
all right folks prepare for some
silliness both Fighters come out to the
center come on let's go time to start
let's go
[Applause]
[Laughter]
laughs
[Applause]
[Music]
seven get a boy
[Applause]
eight
nine he's up
all right
wow
[Music]
hey come here
watching this
[Music]
Pinocchio's debut as a clown was a
disaster
how dare you if you ever pull a stunt
like that again you'll be sorry you hear
me not far away Geppetto and his
reluctant traveling companion Charlie
we're getting ready to call it a day
they had searched high and low for
Pinocchio since Dawn and they were
awfully tired
oh look Charlie here's a really fine
house with a nice burn
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because of your crummy performance we
didn't get any money no food either
hey boys you remember a farmhouse about
a mile back up the road I want you to go
there and take a few chickens what you
want us to Rob but we could get in
trouble and thrown in jail mail us
anyway for not giving us a thing for our
show but that's not right we can't steal
things yes we can you two animals are
experts and stealing chickens aren't you
well we don't like the bread
Doro make sure they come back here with
the chickens don't get caught just bring
me back a dinner that's Fit For A King
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Pinocchio stop walking so loudly idiot
foreign
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all right though here we go
[Music]
just look at those tasty dinners
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oh
your turn
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nice chicken
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come quick this chicken team's here help
help chicken peas
hurry up they're getting away come on
there the chickens he's ran off down the
road deadly yeah what chicken thieves
what are you doing here Mister
grab a bill I know chickens eat no okay
what are you doing
please let me go
ah now this is the life done to a turn
not a bad piece of meat huh Doro
hmm
oh Mr puppet master that their chicken
looks pretty good yeah it is
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whoa what are you saying how about
giving us a taste of that you want to
taste a fruit chicken huh
forget it I haven't eaten anything since
lunch I have bad dreams when I don't eat
after all they are chickens
I said forget it
if there's any left when me and Dora
went down you can have some till then be
quiet
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how can I look from Pinocchio when I'm
stuck here can't the pharmacy I wouldn't
have yelled Thief if I was one oh dear
what's that
hey
hi there I'll have you wanna hear in no
time
hey this roll tastes good yeah
[Music]
oh that feels much better thanks little
pal you should have saved the day I was
starting to think that I'd never get out
of here
I'm here
[Music]
now let's get Inspire away from here as
we can you said it
thank you
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[Applause]
hi there
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oh my God
foreign
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thank you
[Applause]
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Pinocchio was making everyone laugh but
would he ever see Japan again
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thank you
01x30 - Be a Clown!
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Series is based on the 1883 novel The Adventures of Pinocchio by Italian author Carlo Collodi, portrays the main character, Pinocchio (Mock), as suffering from constant physical and psychological abuse and freak accidents.
Series is based on the 1883 novel The Adventures of Pinocchio by Italian author Carlo Collodi, portrays the main character, Pinocchio (Mock), as suffering from constant physical and psychological abuse and freak accidents.