01x30 - Be a Clown!

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Pinocchio was lost in a dream world

falling falling

but the dream ended and the day began

with bad news well well but is it my

dear old friend Pinocchio

hiya pal

did you think I wouldn't catch up with

you again after all those bad things you

did to me

don't you remember well then let me

refresh your memory

it was the night I was breaking up some

of my puppets I had no money and I was

too tired to go out and chop wood you

didn't like that and you tried to save

the puppets I told you to let go of them

but you disobeyed and when I tried to

punish you you ran away come back here I

said I'll get you for this

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oh

I'll get you by this

you bad boy I swore I'd get you for that

now I will

okay

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a hand

wow

good boy Doro well what have we here

hey hi Willie and Jack

hello

oh please don't eat us huh yeah please

don't need us you wouldn't like the way

we taste anyway we're very tough yeah

and we're scrawny too Jessica and Bones

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I don't know you look pretty tasty to me

I'm sure you'd prefer chicken perhaps a

nice leg of lamb would do you know yeah

I'm not in the mood for lamb

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um please sir could you have something

else for lunch these two animals are

really good friends of mine

good friends of yours I didn't know that

oh yes and I know you'd like them a lot

maybe you're right yes

you might be able to save them Pinocchio

if you do what I want

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all

alone

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that's the most pathetic performance

I've ever seen you do better shape up a

word of advice you both better try

harder or you're out and that means

they'll be having rocks and weasels stew

for dinner tonight I'll make big time

performers out of you yet boy you're

next let's go oh me but I'm not a clown

just do what I say I won't tolerate your

rebellious attitude you owe me and told

you forget it

just do what I told you right now

what are you waiting for get on the ball

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here it is let's go

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hey don't forget to stay on the ball now

I'll bet you a sack of gold that you

can't even do as well as your dumb

animal friends

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that wasn't funny at all it was really

bad now get back up and do some funny

stuff

it wasn't bad I was doing a good job on

that ball

I think so well I don't think it was

good at all I need to make the audience

laugh so they'll give me more money

you're gonna have to learn to be a clown

oh clown that's right that's where all

the money is I see

sure

I am not clown and I won't pretend I'm

not good at something just to make

people laugh you'll do what I tell you

you're gonna be a clown because I said

so and you're gonna fall off the ball

and do other silly things to make people

laugh so they'll give me more money

the puppet master was something of a

rolling stone but he had gathered some

Moss namely Pinocchio Jack and Willy

I always used to dream about being in

show business but I never thought it'd

be like this

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for you

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Pinocchio and his two friends traveled

on without knowing where in the world

they were headed

many miles up the road Pinocchio's

father was planning a journey of his own

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to leave a party

flowing anyway I gotta be fed here

here's some food

I'm Sorry Charlie but I just got to go

look for Pinocchio

I only hope I can find him

don't you see Pinocchio means everything

to me

without him my life is worth nothing at

all

goodbye now Charlie take good care of

yourself

don't take good care of myself when I

don't know how to take care of myself

I'm a pick not a gutter rat hey you

mealy mouth Mouse Dabber if you leave

don't ever try to come back here you

hear me

you sure you don't want to come I

already told you forget it double forget

it

oh I can't let him go alone but I don't

have to like it

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ladies and gentlemen you're in for a

special treat today our show has been

performed before crowned heads all over

Europe

in fact the queen of Spain demanded that

we return as soon as we finished our

current tour but right now we're here to

entertain you ladies and gentlemen what

do you think of that

thank you now with no further ado

I present three clowns Jack Willie and

Pinocchio

thank you thank you these three will

entertain you with their Antics we all

need to laugh now again in these silly

fellows have only one goal in life to

make you laugh thank you all for your

attention

do we start now

thank you

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hi there

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Christmas

foreign

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laughs

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thank you

and Now ladies and gentlemen the

silliest fight of the century is about

to begin you're bound to laugh your

heads off in this corner Pinocchio the

clown and in this corner we'll eat a

weasel

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all right folks prepare for some

silliness both Fighters come out to the

center come on let's go time to start

let's go

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[Laughter]

laughs

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seven get a boy

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eight

nine he's up

all right

wow

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hey come here

watching this

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Pinocchio's debut as a clown was a

disaster

how dare you if you ever pull a stunt

like that again you'll be sorry you hear

me not far away Geppetto and his

reluctant traveling companion Charlie

we're getting ready to call it a day

they had searched high and low for

Pinocchio since Dawn and they were

awfully tired

oh look Charlie here's a really fine

house with a nice burn

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because of your crummy performance we

didn't get any money no food either

hey boys you remember a farmhouse about

a mile back up the road I want you to go

there and take a few chickens what you

want us to Rob but we could get in

trouble and thrown in jail mail us

anyway for not giving us a thing for our

show but that's not right we can't steal

things yes we can you two animals are

experts and stealing chickens aren't you

well we don't like the bread

Doro make sure they come back here with

the chickens don't get caught just bring

me back a dinner that's Fit For A King

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Pinocchio stop walking so loudly idiot

foreign

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all right though here we go

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just look at those tasty dinners

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oh

your turn

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nice chicken

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come quick this chicken team's here help

help chicken peas

hurry up they're getting away come on

there the chickens he's ran off down the

road deadly yeah what chicken thieves

what are you doing here Mister

grab a bill I know chickens eat no okay

what are you doing

please let me go

ah now this is the life done to a turn

not a bad piece of meat huh Doro

hmm

oh Mr puppet master that their chicken

looks pretty good yeah it is

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whoa what are you saying how about

giving us a taste of that you want to

taste a fruit chicken huh

forget it I haven't eaten anything since

lunch I have bad dreams when I don't eat

after all they are chickens

I said forget it

if there's any left when me and Dora

went down you can have some till then be

quiet

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how can I look from Pinocchio when I'm

stuck here can't the pharmacy I wouldn't

have yelled Thief if I was one oh dear

what's that

hey

hi there I'll have you wanna hear in no

time

hey this roll tastes good yeah

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oh that feels much better thanks little

pal you should have saved the day I was

starting to think that I'd never get out

of here

I'm here

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now let's get Inspire away from here as

we can you said it

thank you

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hi there

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oh my God

foreign

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thank you

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Pinocchio was making everyone laugh but

would he ever see Japan again

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thank you