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what kind of music would pizza make
absolutely nothing pizza Charlie was
music
Selling
well miss Lewis I'm so pleased that you
chose me to sell your little restaurant
believe me if it can be sold I'll sell
it if oh no no Mrs Cooper there's not
going to be a problem everybody loves
the music pizza why not
isn't this a most unusual place up don't
tell me you love it I can see it in your
face
this little bars so special the windows
the space isn't this a most unusual
place
oh and isn't this a really charming room
so sunny so Airy it drives away the
gloom and the colors they are just
perfect like roses in bloom this is a
very charming room
um
right here Mrs Cooper a customers enjoy
their every slice so dear mrs. Cooper
someone will rush in to pay the price
isn't this the most amazing view
the ocean the mountains
the restaurant is charming that
certainly is true this is a most amazing
charming that it ain't really needs a
coat of paint termites green mold this
old dump cannot be sold posit sleek
beams or weak bathrooms are a bummer
wars are puppy walls onna be someone
color plumber no oh no deal Sheree's
place is just unreal those garbage bags
are really a disgrace yes this is a most
unusual place
and they really needs a coat of paint I
love my this name
like eyes
dis LED it Jerry is a jay-z this is the
most amazing kind of Sun phasing this is
unusual I'm glad we both agree oh me too
because I have one important buyer who
just loves the location oh good and
thinks this would be a perfect spot for
a t-shirt shop t-shirts yes he she has a
whole chain of them and she's coming by
tomorrow morning to look the place over
so if you hope to get the big price that
you're asking for then you simply must
must must get rid of those garbage bags
of course and you simply must must must
repaint that room get my drift
yes she's saying I must must must clean
this dump dump dump you got my drift ha
ha ha just for the record for the record
I would like to say that I am NOT
selling because the place is run down oh
of course you're not no no I am selling
because my children are just too young
to take on the responsibility of helping
me to run the restaurant but believe me
they are going to be very disappointed
sherry some nutcase put a for sale sign
Mrs Cooper
in front of the restaurant
Charlie this is Mrs Cooper the nutcase
well you made a mistake the music pizza
isn't for sale we'll talk about it later
what's that it talked about later
ellen/sharan you get my drift
oh you gotta be kidding
jaunty chair is it dad I'll never let
her speak for me again as long as I live
well that's what she said sherry is
selling our music pizza you know that's
like Captain Kirk selling to enterprise
yeah I hate to admit it but when she's
right she's could you stop that drumming
hey don't you - what did sharise say
that was right well she says she
expected too much of us like voltage
well she expected us to keep our
promises what promises we promise to do
our chores and help with the work
everyday we promise diet yeah she
should've known better
guys we can't let her sell the music
pizza I mean where am I gonna get
another job where are we gonna hang out
where am I gonna practice my drum
oh then again selling may not be such a
bad idea yeah
where we going to find another place to
get free pizzas with all dem cute little
anchovies swimming around in the cheese
yeah that's disgusting
not to me that's what I had for
breakfast look guys okay there's got to
be something we can do Gerry's says it's
too late
not so fast hold your horses no no
that's just an expression
don't touch me look how about if we show
Shari how much we love the music pizza
hey that might work are you suggesting
how do we show her we could promise to
do our chores every single day and then
Shari I'll change her mind he must be
new
Cleaning Power
we will stop your Ronnie music these are
you are everything everything we want
you see every pizza that we bake if we
sacrifice we may see you make no mistake
hope you're not depressed by our
cleaning power
you should look your best when you had
your shower better by the hour we will
shine your shine up the floors like new
hippies our upper windows polish before
for you you zippy stop even when you're
falling prey creaking crackling lock
away
all the way yeah well I must say that
Get rid of the Skunk
was very touching we knew you'd like it
yeah but I think it's a little too late
what do you mean too late well I
promised the real estate lady that if
she found a buyer tomorrow
who would pay the amount of money that
I'm asking for the museum sir I
guaranteed that I would sell the music
pizza oh and what's gonna happen it's
the violin give you the money that
you're asking for well then I might not
sell yeah guys I said might so when's
the buyer coming tomorrow morning first
thing
well then there's nothing we can do
without it's let's know there is you
guys are always saying you want to help
me you know so show me I mean you could
help me paint this place is really
rundown yeah it doesn't need a fresh
coat of paint oh we've got to do
something about that garbage I'll say
let's throw it out you're forgetting
about squirt that's right somebody has
got to get rid of that skunk so we can
take our garbage bags and put them into
the garbage bin without getting sprayed
with all that skunky stuff all the way
huh never never be able to sell the
music pizza you mean if we keep the
skull we won't be able to tell the place
that's right there's only one solution
get rid of the skunk get rid of the
skunk
what would you be so get rid of the
skunk long get rid of a skunk
oh so cute but he's hard on the snoot
isn't it just a matter
some of us like the smell of a lemon
dessert lemon dessert you won't hate a
rainy day Getti so the home of the brave
nobody likes the smell of squirt it
isn't just a matter of opinion
the smell of the Pelican empty a
neighborhood nearly starts when he
startled when he's right ready scared yo
squirt oh if you could hey hey for the
skunk always for the skunk and the r*fle
is wrong
okay guys read my lips he's finished
he's out go say bye bye bye bye
we got hurt squirt he's got no place to
go
who's gonna rent an apartment to us
skunk
I don't care if he goes to Disneyland as
long as he goes so if we get rid of the
skunk then we can keep the place right
no no I told you I have promised that if
the buyer meets my price I will sell
well paint it anyways
I can't think I gotta practice for my
piano lesson okay okay I'll help you go
ahead darling Hey and the rest of you
know what to do Wow how can you live
with no one to go with nothing not even
you go to go
now I've had enough enough of your guff
you're awful upon the stinker as*ault
get rid of the skunk Oh once time
The Big Deal
already know all that flour on the floor
what are you making a pizza No
then what are you doing that's not the
point fingers what are you doing
me nothing that's the point since when
is doing nothing the point since sherry
told you to get rid of the skunk ah I
got news for you my friend
it's not so easy well listen buddy
you're gonna have to find away I mean
she's calling animal control look those
brutes are they chasing with Metzen and
catch you with traps and then throw you
in a cage they treat you like like you
are an animal
oh well it's up to you what's the big
deal all of a sudden poor little skunk
never hurt nobody the big deal is that
share is selling the music pizza and a
buyer's coming tomorrow you know we
gotta clean out this place I mean the
garbage people won't pick up anything
that's not in the bin Oh what the
garbage in the bin what's the big deal
the big deal is we don't dare go near
this place with that skunk in here oh
yeah sure okay he'll Cherie I'll get rid
of the stump okay yeah well sure doesn't
quite believe you after the dozens of
time that you told her squirt was gone
and he wasn't so this time if he really
leaves we'll know by the footprints in
June hmm very ingenious
well I still can't believe Sherry's
gonna sell the music pizza Wow
believe me she will hmm could be a
blessing in disguise hey maybe I'll get
a better class of garbage I wonder what
the new owner will open maybe a Chinese
restaurant Japanese Greek Italian Oh
maybe Ben and Jerry's ice cream oh I
love their flavors through wavy gravy
chunky monkey t-shirts fingers I got
news for you t-shirts is not a flavor no
no no I mean t-shirts like the ones you
wear in your back I make it a point
never to eat something I wear yeah
that's what the new buyers gonna be
selling and he buys the place now that
is a big deal
that means I'll have to eat out all the
time and I am on a fixed income you win
I'll get rid of the skunk oh yeah well
you better you're gonna be eating
t-shirts for your supper
I Got It
I got it I got it
what me me if my son let me play it I
didn't talk this thing all week and I
play it perfect delay so darling say it
Lambchop is that perfect or what what
what why that's late every single note
yeah but you didn't play them the way
Chopin wrote the notes huh
and now it's a note a note is not a note
a note has to be played in a certain
rhythm picky picky picky
sweetheart you can do it no there isn't
of this song is so hard no oh the rhythm
to this song is so easy
would you please clap that with me for
lamb chop ready oh I got that well if
you've got that part you've got them the
rhythm of the whole song how come
because this is a song that has a lot of
repeats in it it's got a deep no not a
pizza in it it's got repeats the song
constantly repeats this rhythm and again
how come
oh those repeats because the guy who
wrote the song you know Chopin maybe he
knew that repeats make it easy to
remember a song I remember well you know
the best way to remember any song is to
make up funny words that go with the
tune of the song what kind of words I'll
play it hmm
when Chopin wrote wrote wrote this
little song song it didn't take take
take him very long long long yeah though
it's short short short the man could he
squeezed the most most most oh yeah
every
and oh my dear I wish all I had to do is
paint I got a much tougher job than that
to do oh yeah let's hear it I have to go
into that kitchen now and tell cookie
that I'm selling the music pizza and
that he's out of work are you gonna tell
him that without hurting his feelings
well there's only one way to do a thing
like that you gotta wash right in you
got to do it with no sugarcoating no
b*ating around the bush just tell it
like it is what is it my precious what
is it all do you know how wonderful it
is for me to work here to work for you I
love it you know I just like to wake up
in the morning knowing full well that
I'm going to have a glorious day of full
employment Oh
clicking I by the way did I also tell
you that I love it here and I love jr. I
love takeout and that crazy raccoon
relieves my garbage all the time I
really feel appreciated here what you
were gonna ask me cookie cookie I'm
selling the music pizza and and you're
gonna have to get another job I'm so
funny
you're the funniest woman in the whole
world get another job don't make me
laugh get out of here I got stuff to do
I try lamb chop you missed a spot
painting is boring boring yes you can
say that again
boring Celsius singing this is boring a
Dornan painting painting painting I am
pouring no more singing why not
Kerry's coming oh yeah she might think
we're having a good time
hey guys what happened a lot
Oh to the singing it was marvelous
boring boring I was so worn that we
worn painting oh that's the way it works
hmm oh oh when you're doing the same job
over and over again you know if you sing
a song in the same tempo it really keeps
you going right is Tim Oh a tempo tempo
is speed the speed of the music you know
either fast or slow when you're seeing
your work song you always sing in the
same tempo as the work that you're doing
why don't we sing that doesn't leak I'll
finish this job paint the paint right on
the plaster you know it's like in Snow
White and the Seven Dwarfs and those
little guys go marching off to the mines
and they're singing whistle while you
work only I like this better
why because I can't listen
you are settled sure that's a bummer
and a bore there are many different
things that you can do you can battle
again see you're feeling deep inside oh
you got a lot of homework to get through
or you can
see a bumpy middle of a lake ship you're
rowing speaking to eat you need a song
that
get your little robot back to your boat
you are on a high and you got a hike
farther than you'd like using a good old
army song
they march along marching marching all
day long
imagine I'm singing of this marching
song
do the rhythmic people of the chore you
must complete
blanch up what are you doing in there
with the stump would you please come
down
he's dying who's gone scrag where did he
go look down where are those okay now
say his back oh good
if he's gone now we can get our garbage
bags into the bin I thought you'd feel a
lot happier
yeah I'm just thrilled you know lets me
well you know I wish I didn't have to
sell Bank don't sweetheart I told you if
the buyer meets my price sure miss
Cooper's here with the bar okay guys
please come down take the bags put him
into the pin holes equip me
isn't this the most unusual place
happy cheese line I'll tell you I love
it
you can see it on my face this little
bar so special those windows that space
it really is a most unusual place isn't
this a very charming room so Sun is so
Airy your flowers are in bloom
it's comfy cozy sherry
I assume that I'll enjoy being in this
very charming Mazda Salman room
my dear mrs. Cooper this place is really
quite a find
this is Cooper the view is good enough
to blow your mind this will make the
most of failures in store will sell
t-shirts and merchandise k*ll our it's
lovely it's perfect
it's what I'm looking for oh yeah
most amazing
you haven't seen it ah oh I love what
I've seen wait till you see the pot
what's in back a garbage bin why would
she want to see those Oh I want to see
everything oh of course you do you
simply must must must and I'll go with
you lamb chop Oh lamb chop what is the
point of her seeing our garbage oh my
god these can be no I don't think
they're going to be back you know that's
right oh oh oh
not one what is that what do we do about
the scoop I suppose it is a matter of
opinion it's true that handsome is as
handsome
he saved today's day okay he did come
through with a super spray Maziar hero
only for the skunk what do you say
but me
I
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viewers like you next time on the cha
leave us music it's hard to get good
help these days
have you ever thought of getting one of
those dogs for the Deaf dog huh
you know if we could make some money we
could help
Melanie Bob when it goes spin see
hearing ah I don't know