Minions: Holiday Special ( 2020 )

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Minions: Holiday Special ( 2020 )


Illumination!

[giggles]

[singing gibberish to "Silent Night"]

Ah, no, no!

[gibberish]

[singing gibberish to "Jingle Bells"]

♪ ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

[continue singing gibberish to "Jingle Bells"]

♪ ♪

[laughing]

ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the "Minions Holiday Special."

Hello!

- Starring the Minions...

- Ah, oh!

... in four mind-blowing Mini-Movies.

What?

Get ready for action...

- Whoo-hoo!

- Yee-haw!

high-fives, poor judgement...

Ahh!

- romance..

- Hello, Papa-gara.

- and special guest stars...

- Puppy!

Ohh!

as the Minions take over the holidays.

So go ahead, grab a snack...

Bleh!

Ah, ahh!

and enjoy a not-so-silent night with the Minions...

- Luca!

- Starting with our first

- "Minions" Mini-Movie.

- [cheering]

_ [soft music]

♪ ♪

Oh!

Oh, whoa!

Whoa, no!

♪ ♪

[excited gibberish]

[giggling]

Oh.

[chattering]

Oh, look!

[gibberish]

Whew, oh.

[gibberish]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[giggling]

Oh!

["Deck the Halls" melody]

Oh, there you go!

- Oh!

- Wow!

Whoo-hoo!

♪ ♪

[excited gibberish]

Okay, everybody!

Time to start.

[excited gibberish]

♪ ♪

- Come a little closer.

- [chuckling]

Whoa.

Wah!

Who's ready for elf training?

ALL: Me!

Pick me!

- Hit it, boys!

- Whoo-hoo!

[ringing melody]

♪ So stomp your feet and give a twerk ♪

♪ When the music plays, we can get to work ♪

Whoo-hoo!

♪ We work all night, we work all day ♪

♪ We put the toys in Santa's sleigh ♪

Ha, ha, ha!

[train whistle]

- Whoa!

- [laughing]

♪ ♪

- [laughing]

- [frustrated gibberish]

[straining]

Whoa!

That's not...

[fart sound]

Oh...

oh!

Hey, tutti bueno, eh?

[giggling]

Ugh, all right.

Let's train you for something else.

Ah, ah.

Huh?

- Oh!

- [laughing]

Eh, yeah.

[frightened gibberish]

Wait, wait.

Wait, wait.

♪ ♪ Ahh...

[all gasping]

[spits off]

I know the perfect job for you guys.

[straining]

Ugh!

[sighing]

Oh?

Ohhh.

Oh, budjs?

[crying]

Oh.

Come in!

Heh, heh, heh.

[whistles]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

Ahh!

Oh!

- [frantic gibberish]

- Huh?

♪ ♪

- ALL: Yeah!

- Whoa!

- Whoa!

- [frantic gibberish]

Whoa, look out!

♪ ♪

- Ahh!

- [laughing]

Oh, no!

No, no, no, no, no!

[all screaming]

You've ruined everything!

- You'll never be elves!

- Bah.

- Oh, oh!

- Look out!

- Ohh.

- h*, h*, h*!

[gasps]

Santa's coming!

[all screaming]

Zap, zap, zap, zap, zap.

[reindeer groaning]

[gasps]

[all screaming]

Ha!

- Ah!

- Eh.

- [giggling]

- h*, h*, h*!

[chuckling nervously]

Your sleigh is all ready, Santa.

[all cheering]

[neighing]

Wait!

Oh, ooh.

[glass clattering]

[chuckling]

Trainees, am I right?

Whoa!

Hey! ♪ ♪

[excited gibberish]

♪ Hey ♪ Hmm?

[straining]

[giggling]

[imitating grunts]

[whistles]

Hup, hup, hup, hup!

Ha!

ALL: Whoa!

- [laughing]

- [groaning]

- [all gasp]

- Grr!

[chuckling nervously]

[electrical buzzing]

ALL: Ahh!



The "Minions Holiday Special"

will be right back. Stick around.

[electrical buzzing]

[snoring]

Uhh, Mini-Boss?

[gibberish]

- Ahh.

- [gibberish]

Okay, fine, fine.

Because you had a nightmare, but just tonight.

[excited giggling]

[gibberish]

Ahh.

I'm not buying the nightmare story, though.

Uh, scuza?

E mé?

[curious gibberish]

Oh, really?

You too?

- Mm-hmm.

- Get in.

[laughing]

Thank you.

_[soft twinkling music]

- Good night.

- Good night.

Yes, yes, yes.

Good night.

_♪ ♪ - [shouting]

Good night!

- Ohh!

- Ahh.

- Ohh...

"Minions: The Rise of Gru." Rated PG.

Welcome back to the "Minions Holiday Special."

["Jingle Bells" in gibberish]

Ta-da!

[honking]

Get out your ugly holiday sweaters.

- Huh?

Aah!

- [both laughing]

It's time for another "Minions" Mini-Movie.

_[ice cream truck melody]

♪ ♪ Ice cream!

- I'm getting a double dip.

- I'm getting a chocolate cone.

- Come on, let's go!

- I'm getting two scoops of...

- [excited gibberish]

- Aah!

- Eh?

- Huh?

- Stupid bike.

[sniffles]

- Oh...

Grr.

[frustrated gibberish]

[sniffling]

[gibberish]

- [crying]

- Hey?

- [determined gibberish]

- Heh, heh!

No, no.

No, no!

[gibberish]

Ahh.

- Okay?

- Okay.

["Rocky" theme playing]

[whistle twirrs]

[gibberish]

Ah, bueno.

[chuckling]

Whoa, oh, oh, oh!

[chuckling]

[straining]

Must... get... ice cream!

♪ ♪

- Look out.

- Eh?

Uh?

Aah, aah!

[screaming]

♪ ♪

[Minions singing gibberish to "Rocky" theme]

♪ ♪

♪ Ahh ♪

♪ ♪

[dramatic music]

Let's do this.

♪ ♪

Agnes?

♪ ♪

- Wow.

- Awesome!

[giggling]

[gibberish]

- Mwah!

- Hup!

[frustrated gibberish]

[humming to ice cream truck tune]

Come on, guys!

I can almost taste it!

[laughing]

[upbeat music]

[alarm ringing]

[gasps]

- Yippie-doo!

- Get out of there!

Hey!

Ah, that's my truck!

Oh, you good-for-nothing hoodlum!

My ice cream...

My ice cream!

♪ ♪

[mechanical whirring]

[engine revs]

[whooshing]

BOTH: [gasp]

♪ ♪

- Oh, my gosh!

Agnes, wait!

- Whoa!

♪ ♪

- Hmm?

- I want my ice cream!

Ugh.

♪ ♪

Hey!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Oh, no, no, no!

- Whoa!

[screaming]

♪ ♪

Whoa!

Oh!

Hey!

[screaming]

Hey!

[screaming]

Ugh.

[giggling]

[laughs]

[giggling]

- Yeah, Agnes!

- Ah!

- This is the best day ever!

- Ahh.

[soft music]

♪ ♪

[chuckling]

Sorry your bike blew up, Agnes.

Oh, that's okay.

I think I like this bike better anyways.

[ice cream truck melody]

[mechanical whirring]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Whoo-hoo!

- Whoa.

♪ ♪

Oh, hey.

[gibberish]

- [gibberish]

- ALL: Ahh!

And now, a special musical treat

from the cast of "Sing."

♪ Just hear those sleigh bells jingling ♪

♪ Ring-ting-tingling too ♪

♪ Come on, it's lovely weather ♪

♪ For a sleigh ride together with... ♪

["Just Dance" by Lady Gaga]

♪ Just dance, gonna be okay ♪

♪ Da-da-do-doot-n, just dance ♪

♪ Spin that record, babe ♪

♪ Da-da-doo-doot-n, just dance ♪

More rockin' moments are coming your way

on the "Minions Holiday Special."



- We'll be right back.

- ♪ Just dance ♪



- The best gift this holiday is from...

- "Illumination"!

The "Illumination" Movie Collection... "

It's so fluffy!

with all your favorite characters.

- It's "Snow" time!

- [singing high note]

- Happy Hol...

- Uh-uh.

On digital and Blu-ray and DVD now.

Hello?

- Mwah, mwah, mwah.

- Hey, oh!

[gibberish]

Welcome back to the "Minions Holiday Special."

- Mm.

- You're gonna love...

Mwah!

Heh, heh.

this next "Minions" Mini-Movie.

[soft music]

_ [humming]

[dog barking]

Uh?

Huh?

[dog barking]

♪ ♪

[barks]

Ohh, eh.

Aww.

Hmm?

Ah?

Mm.

Oh!

[dogs barking]

Ohhhh.

[gasps]

[gibberish]

[growling]

Hey!

Hey, Kyle!

[curious gibberish]

[growling]

Mm.

Oh!

[gibberish]

- [squeaking]

- Oh...

Ah.

[whistles]

Ah.

[gibberish]

[buzzing]

Oh?

Ahh.

[giggling]

[curious gibberish]

[straining]

Ah?

Oh, oh...

[whirring]

Huh?

Ah!

Huh?

Oh!

[giggling]

Puppy, puppy?

[gibberish]

[mechanical whirring]

- Eh?

- [mechanical beep]

- See, see?

- [mechanical whirring]

[sniffing]

- [whirring]

- Huh?

[giggling]

Hey, hey?

Oh, hey!

No, no, no, no.

Eh, hey?

[laughing]

[gibberish]

Whoa.

[gasps]

Yeah!

[laughing]

[upbeat music]

Hello!

♪ ♪

- [gibberish]

- [barks]

- [gibberish]

- [barks]

- [gibberish]

- [aggressive barking]

Si.

[laughs]

♪ ♪ Oh?

[gibberish]

- [whirring]

- Whoa!

♪ ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, oh, bop ♪

♪ Dapa-doo-bop ♪

♪ Doo-yap-bop ♪

♪ Doo-bop, dapa-doo ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

Thank you.

- Thank you!

- ♪ Doo-yappa-doo ♪

♪ Bop dappa-doo ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

[growling]

[whirring]

ALL: Yay!

[soft music]

Uhh.

[nervous giggling]

[whirring]

Oh!

[excited gibberish]

[whirring]

Butt, butt?

Butt!

Butt, butt, butt, butt, butt, butt!

- [laughing]

- [mechanical beeping]

[whirring]

Huh?

Huh.

[whirs]

♪ ♪

Ohh.

[curious gibberish]

Oh?

Ohh...

♪ ♪

Hmm.

♪ ♪

Hmm.

[beeping]

♪ ♪ [mechanical whooshing]

Hey!

[gibberish]

- [sad whirring]

- [curious gibberish]

[whirs]

♪ ♪

[whirring]

[gibberish]

[mechanical whirring]

♪ ♪

ALL: Yay!

[laughing]

Whoa!

Aww.

- [laughing]

- [purring]

[chuckles]

[beeping]

- [encouraging gibberish]

- [whirring]

♪ ♪

Hmm...

- [whirring]

- Huh?

Oh?

- [whirring]

- Oh?

♪ ♪

[gasps]

Huh?

Puppy?

Ooh!

[laughing]

Puppy!

- Thank you!

- [whirring]

[upbeat music]

[all cheering]

♪ ♪

Only a Grinch wouldn't want to see more "Minions."

Ah!



- Don't go anywhere.

- Ugh.

We'll be right back.

[commercial]

["We Wish You A Merry Christmas" plays]

Welcome back to the "Minions Holiday Special,"

and another "Minions" Mini-Movie.

[piano music]

Ugh.

[serious gibberish]

Oh, Miguel!

Mi amor!

- Mwah, mwah, mwah!

- [laughing]

- Whoo-hoo!

- That was awesome!

Badger Scouts are the best!

- We earned so many badges!

- MINIONS: Oh!

Badges.

- Pretty sweet, right?

- MINIONS: Ahhh.

_["Call to Post"-like tune]

And, hut!

- CHILDREN: Hut!

- MINIONS: [gobbling]

At ease, you weaselly wimps.

Welcome to Badger Scouts.

You think you've got what it takes to earn my badges?

MINIONS: Si!

[chuckling]

[whistle twirrs]

Well, show me what you've got.

- All right, here we go.

- Give me that tent pole.

- [straining]

- Got it.

♪ ♪

Go!

- Ahh!

- [frantic gibberish]

[straining]

Oh!

- [bird screeches]

- Ooh, ehh.

Now, that's what I call a tent!

Here's your badge.

- What?

What the...

- MINIONS: [gobbling]

[bird squawks]

- Hmm.

- Aww.

[whistle blows]

♪ ♪

Mm-hmm!

Good work, scouts!

[chuckling]

[straining]

[cooing]

♪ ♪

- Good job!

- Yes!

Blah!

Blah!

Blah!

[bear roars]

[laughing]

♪ ♪

Huh?

Oh.

Huh, huh?

[screaming]

- [hissing]

- [sighs]

♪ ♪

- Oh, uh...

right there!

- Well done.

Uh, uh, uh...

no, no.

- Uh...

pfft.

[gibberish]

- [giggling]

Oh!

[gibberish]

Oh, oh.

[distorted music]

ALL: Whoa.

Magic.

[Minions singing]

[singing]

Ugh!

- [whistle blows]

- MINIONS: Whoa, whoa!

♪ ♪

[screaming]

- No, no, no, no!

- [screaming]

♪ ♪

[screaming]

[straining]

Grr, ahh!

[frustrated gibberish]

Hey, no, no, no, no, no!

[blowing]

ALL: Yay!

Huh, looks like you finally earned these.

MINIONS: [excited gibberish]

- [boom]

Eh?

- Oh?

[all screaming]

So, how'd it go?

MINIONS: [crying]

Aww.

Here.

You can have my sharing badge.

MINIONS: Ahh.

- [gibberish]

- [frustrated gibberish]

Guys!

Here.

BOTH: [chuckling]

[upbeat music]

Whoa.

♪ Gangsta, gangsta ♪

♪ Hey, yeah, that's me ♪

♪ Chillin' out, ridin' dirty ♪

♪ Comin' down yo' street ♪

♪ I'm a gangsta, gangsta ♪

All right, you weaselly wimps.

Ten-hut!

ALL: [gobbling]

Huh?

Bah?

- [gobbling continues]

- [man screams]

Whoa!

[gibberish]

[bear roars]

♪ ♪

ANNOUNCER: Thanks for joining us.



- We hope your season is bright...

- Bee-doo.Ahh!

bursting with joy, good cheer...

- MINIONS: Yay!

- and strange homemade gifts.

[happy gibberish]

From all of us.

Blah!

Happy Holidays.

[mic feedback]

That's all from the "Minions,"

but here's one more holiday treat

from "The Secret Life of Pets."

♪ Sleigh bells ring, are you listening? ♪

♪ In the lane, snow is glistening ♪

♪ A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight ♪

- ♪ Walking in a winter wonderland ♪

- [growls]

♪ Gone away is the bluebird ♪

- [yowling]

- ♪ Here to stay ♪

♪ Is the new bird ♪

♪ He sings a love song ♪

♪ As we go along ♪

♪ Walking in a winter wonderland ♪

♪ In the meadow, we can build a snowman♪

♪ And pretend that he is Parson Brown ♪

♪ He'll say, "Are you married?" ♪

♪ We'll say, "No, man" ♪

♪ But you can do the job when you're in town ♪

♪ Walking in a winter wonderland ♪

[whistles]

[barking]

♪ ♪

[party horn honking]

♪ ♪

[party horn honking]

♪ ♪

[frantic gibberish]

[crying]

Oh, ahh!

[humming]

[screaming]

♪ ♪

[screaming]

♪ ♪

[cheering]

[excited gibberish]

[all cheering]

♪ ♪

[all cheering]