♪
♪
George!
George!
♪
Ah, ah, ah.
Eh?
Ooh, hm, spots.
Martha.
What?
I got--i got
new spots.
And you know
somethin' else
I got this new kink
in my shoulder.
And every time it--
Every time I do that
it hurts me.
Well then
don't do that.
George those are
the same old spots
And the same old
kink you've always had.
Martha, I've
been thinkin'.
Uh-oh.
We oughta move
into a retirement community.
Someplace where they
have doctors and nurses
Standing by, you know,
we're not getting any younger.
We go through this
every birthday.
This is
our home.
But martha this place
is the best.
They have high fences,
armed guards
To keep
the kids out.
No kids allowed.
It's a paradise.
Go soak
in a long bath,
You'll feel better.
Then I'll fix you
a nice birthday breakfast.
You didn't
tell anyone?
Right?
George, I didn't
tell anybody
It was
your birthday.
Especially,
you know who.
Dennis?
No, I did not
tell dennis, george.
Phew.
Oh boy.
♪
Won't mr. Wilson
be surprised.
I bet he really
likes you, betsy.
You're the best looking
frog in the whole town.
But maybe a frog's
not such a good idea
For a old guy
like mr. Wilson.
I know, snakes!
A cool lizard.
Or a spider.
I know, we'll let
mr. Wilson pick
Which one he
likes best.
Hey, mrs. Wilson!
I have surprise
birthday present
For mr. Wilson.
I just know how much
he likes surprises.
Dennis, he's taking
his bath right now.
Why don't you wait
and give it to him
When he's finished?
Okay, thanks.
♪
Come on.
She said we can give it
to him when he finishes.
♪
♪ Dat da da
dee da ♪
♪ Scow wow wa ♪
♪ Wa pooty da dee de ♪
♪ Doot doot doo doo
da da da da da ♪
♪ Ya da da
da da da ♪
♪ Boop boo doo
doo doo da da ♪
♪ Dat da wa wa
wa wa ♪
♪
♪ Ba da ba ba ba ♪
♪
Ahh!
♪
Yikes!
Get back here!
♪
I gotta
call a plumber.
♪
Ahh!
♪
Frogs, lizards,
forget the plumber,
I need
an exterminator.
♪
Hmm?
Hmm?
Huh?
Huh?
Dennis.
Dennis!
Hi, mr. Wilson.
♪
-Get off the bed, dennis!
-Wait, I wanted--
What do you think
this is, a jungle?
But, but--
Besides you look
like a baby ape.
Ay!
♪
Mr. Wilson!
Wait, where are
you going?
♪
Ooh hee hoo.
Oh h*, h*.
h* h*, hey.
Oh oh oh
ohh hey!
Oh geez.
Ooh ooh.
♪
Ahh.
♪
Oh!
♪
George.
Ahh!
♪
Happy birthday,
mr. Wilson.
♪
Mitchell!
♪
Mitchell!
Where's dennis?
-George!
-Don't say it, martha.
Don't say it, he's not a boy,
he's a menace.
George.
-George.
-What did he do this time?
Mitchell.
Bathtub, frogs,
bugs, snakes,
Wagon going down
the stairs,
Cake in the face!
Surprise!
Happy birthday!
He was so excited
about your birthday.
He likes you
so much.
Yeah, well tell him
to like somebody else.
Tell him to find
another old man
And make
his life miserable.
♪
Whoa!
♪
Yee ha!
Grandpa!
Grandpa!
Ha ha ha!
The best grandson
in the whole wide world.
Wait a minute we were
talking about dennis.
You're a lucky man, george,
living here with dennis.
Yeah?
You try it sometime.
Funny you should
say that.
Everybody...i sold
the motorhome.
But, dad, you loved
traveling around in that
Big old thing.
I decided that two weeks
a year isn't enough time
To spend with my
wonderful grandson.
He needs
a full-time grandpa.
Alice, henry,
if that spare room
You offered is still
available I'm moving in.
This is gonna
be great!
We can go fishing,
go to the arcade,
Eat hot dogs
it morning,
And even
stay up late.
Dad, are you sure
you thought about this?
From now on I'm spending
lots of time with dennis.
-Every minute.
-Yeah!
I know this is
a bit of surprise.
Henry of I were just
talking about this this morning.
This is gonna
be great!
I hope the spare room
is ready.
It's always
ready for you, dad.
Yipee!
I'm finally gonna
get that kid outta my hair.
Thank you.
Ohh, ha ha!
Dad, you're forgetting
it's not that easy
Living around dennis.
Nonsense, he's just
high-spirited.
Usually after two weeks
you can't wait to get away,
Far away.
That was before.
Now, this is home.
Here we are,
quietly having breakfast
And where's dennis?
He's not here.
What a beautiful day.
I'm baking another
birthday cake.
I should know
to make two cakes.
With dennis around you
always wind up wearing
-The first one.
-Not anymore.
From now on grandpa's gonna
get the cakes in the face.
It'll be good for dennis
to spend time
With his grandfather.
He's very nice.
Nice?
I never
trust a man
That's always smiling.
And the man lived
in his car.
That's a 50-foot
motorhome.
Well, he, he,
he doesn't--
He doesn't
act his age.
Neither do you, george.
You act
much older.
Hmph.
♪
I don't know
why boys have to hide
Their clubhouses in such
hard to find places.
♪
I pledge allegiance
to the flag
Of the no girls allowed club
and to the coolest club
In the universe
for which it stands
One club invisible with liberty
and justice for guys.
And the heck--
With girls.
Eww, what's
that smell?
Girls!
And what do we
say to girls?
Girls, yuck!
Who needs 'em?
What a great club.
Dennis, it's margaret.
Come out.
I know
you're in there.
Come out or I scream
till I turn blue and faint.
Hello, dennis.
When I heard about your
little club I knew
My invitation must've
been lost in the mail.
This is a no girls
allowed club, sheesh.
And we've got to come up
with a better name.
Margaret, the whole
idea of having
A no girls allowed club
is not letting girls in.
Wait a minute,
gina's in the club.
She's vice president.
But gina's a girl!
She is?
Ow.
She don't hit
like no girl.
You can't let her in
and keep me out.
Why not?
Half the fun of having
A club is keeping
other people out.
Well, I'm going to start
my own club.
Mr. Cuddles and me.
And, dennis,
you're invited.
It's a...
Dessert club, yeah.
With tons of ice cream,
cake, cookies.
Oreos, dennis,
your favorite.
-Don't go.
-Don't listen to her.
Don't go.
It's a trap.
Don't do it.
Double cream filling.
You don't
want her cookies.
-Double cream filling.
-There could be poison in 'em.
So, dennis,
do you wanna come?
Hey, dennis, come see
my pet rat, morty.
He had babies,
rat babies.
They're itty, bitty,
pink, and ugly.
They got
no hair anywhere.
Gross.
Cool, come on,
let's go see it.
Betcha I can
beat you there.
Cool, cool.
Let's go,
let's go!
Mr. Cuddles, I've spent
too many years
Whipping dennis
into shape
To let some homewrecker
steal him away.
Okay, it's our last
batch of cookies.
Kathy, your cookout entry
is in the kitchen.
Who's got
the buns?
Mom, dad, look!
Grandpa made some of his
frozen pickles on a stick.
Ew.
Hey, mr. Wilson!
We're going
to the firemen's carnival!
You want to come?
No, I'm not
going anywhere.
Dennis, george would hate
being around all that fun.
I'm gonna get the rest
of the stuff from the house.
I'll put this
in the car.
Martha, something
doesn't sound right.
You better let me
take a look under the hood.
Don't worry,
mrs. Wilson,
Grandpa knows
a lot about cars.
Really?
That's good.
Oh, then we're lucky
he's here.
Wait a minute!
When I was a kid
I could take
An engine apart
blindfolded.
Hmm.
What do
you think, george?
Gee, this hose
looks loose.
Dennis!
Dennis cut it off!
Yuck, mr. Wilson,
you're a mess.
Dennis!
George he was just
trying to help.
Just trying to help?
You got
a lot to learn.
You gotta get cleaned up
before you come to the fair.
Yeah? Well, I'm not
going nowhere.
But grandpa's gonna be
the guy in the dunking booth.
You don't wanna
miss that.
♪
Hey, everybody, look!
It's my best friend,
mr. Wilson.
He used to play baseball
back hundreds of years ago.
Watch, kid, watch.
♪
Come on, wilson.
Here we go.
Yikes.
The, the, the target
is over there.
Ah, come on.
Wilson, water.
I need water.
Come on, mr. Wilson,
you can do it.
Thanks, kid.
Ohh!
So long, george.
Bursitis, ouch.
I used to have that
back when I was your age.
-Used to have it?
-There you go, buddy.
Here you go, pops.
Three ba*ls
hardly used.
Knock yourself out.
You be my
ball boy.
Watch it there, gramps,
we don't want you
To hurt yourself.
You're gettin' wet.
How did you
do that?
Hear some chatter,
let's hear some chatter.
Yeah, chatter,
I'll give you chatter.
Hurry up, will you stop that,
it's not a dinner.
Throw the ball.
I don't believe it.
It's a miracle.
Two you did,
I don't believe it.
You just got lucky.
Ah, that's impossible.
I don't believe
that at all.
That's ridiculous.
So long, george.
Hey, mister, wait up,
I gotta ask you something.
Hey, george.
I'll be
right back.
Mr. Montgomery please
don't overexert yourself.
But doc,
I feel great, watch!
Wow, look what
he just did.
If he gets hurt
it'll set his
Treatment back
six months.
Treatment?
What treatment?
What?
Ah, nevermind.
Well, doc, what do you think
about your prized patient now?
He's a doctor?
What, what treatment?
Tell me, what treatment?
I gotta know more,
I gotta know more.
I'm sorry, our treatments
are still experimental.
In five,
ten years maybe
It'll be available
to the general public.
Doc, good old george here,
he can't wait that long.
Yeah, I can't
wait that long.
I can't?
I must swear you
to secrecy.
If other researchers
or the media
Discover our results--
Believe me, nobody'll know.
It's better that way.
We'll keep it
to ourselves.
At the university
we're studying ways
To stop the effects
of aging.
It works, george,
look at me.
We've had some
very promising results.
Amazing results.
I'm living proof.
He's the living proof.
But, george, we're a poor
public university.
So, we're asking our
patients to contribute
Just a small portion
of their treatment cost.
You mean
it's expensive?
If it's expensive,
I don't need it.
I'm so sorry, george.
Enjoy your
last few months.
I mean years.
♪
My dad says when we
get older
We'll like girls.
We'll like 'em?
Yucky old girls?
Yep, whether we
want to or not.
Look, there's
jake miller.
Oh no,
they got jake.
No crummy old girl is
ever gonna get a hold of me.
Hello, boys.
Eww, margaret.
Eww, gross.
Hello, dennis.
My what
a lovely evening.
Hey, dennis, look.
Ha ha ha.
How can a girl
ever compete with that?
♪
You call
that dancing?
Hey, mr. Wilson,
come dance with us.
It's loads of fun.
Yeah, come on, george.
♪
Unless you feel like
you're gettin' too old.
♪
♪
Yeah!
♪
My back, ah!
Yikes!
I'll help ya.
Don't touch me!
I'm gonna
fix your back.
Oh, take your
hands off me.
Ow!
You made it worse.
♪
Hey, look, darts.
♪
Hey, mister, how many
tickets do we need?
But I was just
trying to help.
That's what
dennis always says.
Yeah!
Look, just give me
another shot.
I'll fix you
real good.
You're getting
the red one.
You ruined me.
You ruined me.
♪
What did you
do to me?
Okay, if that's
the way you want it
That's the way
it's gonna be.
♪
I never
liked you!
Hey, guys,
look at the big one.
Don't like
that guy.
Get it!
♪
Ahh!
♪
George!
Mr. Wilson,
stand still.
I'll pull out all them
darts for ya.
You two, you two,
you're both menaces.
Menaces!
♪
Doctor!
I'm ready
to sign up.
Ah.
♪
I'm, I'm ready
to sign up.
By george,
okay, calm down.
-Thursday 4
-pm,
the wife goes
To the bridge club,
314 elm, you'll come there?
Promise,
promise?
Don't worry,
I'll be there.
Thanks.
You won't be
sorry, george.
♪
I do believe our friend,
george, is hooked.
♪
Woo.
He's hooked
all right.
Looks like we're gonna take
old george to the cleaners.
Ha ha ha.
♪
George, the for sale
sign again?
Martha, maybe we'll
get lucky.
Maybe some idiot
from out of town
Will buy it before
he finds out
You know who
lives next door.
Hey, mr. Wilson!
♪
Hey, george, we're
going jogging.
You wanna
come along?
Please, mr. Wilson?
Please!
Thanks for the offer,
but no thanks.
That's too bad,
I thought if you came along
Dennis would get a chance
to ride in an ambulance.
Ha ha ha.
That would be
so cool.
Thanks a lot, johnson.
We're going to the swimming pool
later if you wanna come.
It'd be
a bit safer.
I'll check
my schedule.
This is gonna
be great,
Having you and grandpa
living here.
I just know you guys are
gonna become best friends.
George, why are you
so jealous of mr. Johnson?
He is dennis'
grandfather.
Of course, dennis
wants to spend time with him.
Jealous?
Don't be ridiculous.
Martha, when was
the last time
We went
to a swimming pool?
Our honeymoon.
Doesn't a nice, quiet day
at the swimming pool
Sound restful?
♪
Ahh!
♪
Yoo hoo.
Why hello, boys.
Ahh!
Hey, what is it?
Margaret,
dog poo poo brain.
Yep, it's margaret
all right.
You can't go swimming
like that.
Of course I can.
We redheads are
very sensitive to the sun.
Our skin is
so delicate.
You come
to the swimming pool
And you can't
even go swimming?
Hey, guys, come see
my big, black spider.
You feed her fries,
she rips 'em apart
And feeds 'em
to her baby spiders.
Eww.
Wow!
Cool!
Let's go see it!
♪
There are a couple
over there.
♪
Mr. Wilson,
we need to talk.
Huh?
What, what?
I need your advice
on how to make dennis
Quit being
such a poophead
And pay attention
to me.
You want
my advice?
Run.
Go as far away
from him as you can.
Save yourself
while there's still time.
George, that isn't nice.
It's for her
own good.
She'll thank me
when she gets older.
What do men want
from us women?
Oh, dear, please
sit down.
Come on.
George will be happy
to help you.
Won't you, george?
Yeah.
Ever since I was
a little girl
I knew dennis and I
were meant to be together.
Deep down I know
he feels the same way,
But he just
doesn't show it.
He's only
seven-years-old.
He's seven-and-a-half,
almost eight,
And now this gina girl
comes along and moves in on him.
Well, surely she's
no competition for you.
I don't understand why
I can't make dennis
Do anything I want.
I have
a very high iq.
I already read at the level
of a fourth-grader.
He should be
eating out of my hand.
Mr. Wilson,
what do I do?
How the hell
should I know?
George, answer her.
What does dennis
see in this girl?
Bugs, yucky, crawly things
with way too many legs.
Well, dear, a woman's got
to share her man's interests,
Or at least pretend
like she does.
It's how
I caught george.
-You did?
-Mm-hm.
Thanks, mr. Wilson,
you saved our relationship.
Good, so long.
♪
Look, that's my grandpa!
♪
Do you believe this?
♪
That's my grandpa.
♪
Big deal, I used to work
as a lifeguard in the summers.
I did a one-and-a-half
with a twist.
-George.
-I think I'm gonna
Show that guy
a thing or two.
You haven't been
on a diving board
In forty years.
George!
♪
Hey, mister,
hurry up.
Shut up,
kid, huh?
♪
Hey, look,
there's mr. Wilson!
♪
Thanks, dennis.
♪
Swan dive.
Eh, piece of cake.
♪
Oh, I hope
I'm okay.
♪
Ahh!
Ooh.
That was the best
belly buster ever.
Ohh.
Ahh.
Ohh ooh
ow ah oh.
Grandpa was right.
We get to ride
in an ambulance after all.
Hey, mister,
can I run the sirens?
Sure, dennis.
Martha, you don't wanna be late
for your bridge club, hurry up.
-George, why are you--
-don't worry, I'll get it.
I'll get it, I'll get it,
don't worry,
It's nothing, nobody.
Bye, martha.
Take care.
Bye, martha.
Bye bye, martha.
Hold on, I'll be
right there.
Doctor, thank god
you're here.
George, this is
my colleague from
The university of new delhi,
dr. Shashi kasha.
Very pleased
to make your acquaintance.
Get inside, quick.
I don't want anybody
to see ya.
A lot of busy bodies
and snoops around here.
Bye, martha!
Yes!
What's all this
stuff for?
Oh, uh, we need it
for your examination.
Examination?
Yes, just
quick physical.
See what shape
you're in.
♪
What?
What?
Your cellular decay
is so advanced.
I'm sorry.
We're very sorry.
Do you
have a will?
You should get
all your affairs
In order, quickly.
You must be able
to do something.
You're both doctors.
Think.
Well, there is...
The komatsu root.
The komatsu root?
It's our
only hope.
♪
-The komatsu root, very rare.
-Very rare.
It's reserved
for the chinese heads of state
Under pain of death.
Some kind of root.
What does
it do?
Boil the root,
and drink the tea--
Oh, very yummy tea.
--Three times a day.
Within a week
you'll start
To look younger,
feel younger--
But, doctor, I don't
think our friend, george,
Here has
that much money.
Yes, yes,
yes I do.
How much
is it?
Well, george,
let me see,
$10,000 Oughta
cover it.
Ten thousand?
$10,000 For a root?
Mm-hm.
Hmm, hmm.
Ohh.
Hey, mr. Wilson.
You writin'
a check, huh?
What you buying?
He's buying
this rare root.
That cool root thing
over there?
What's it do?
Tell me.
It makes
a person younger.
Golly.
I'm seven-and-a-half,
If I took some
I'd be six-and-a-half?
What if I took so much
I was a little baby?
And then I took
some more?
Yikes!
It doesn't
work like that.
Oh, hey, guess
what I have.
♪
I found one, too.
Ain't it
cool lookin'?
Mine's bigger
than yours.
Ooh.
Where did you
get that?
Dead man's creek
by the bridge.
There's millions
of 'em.
Here, you can
have this one, mr. Wilson.
There's lots more
where that came from.
It's a miracle, ha ha.
Well, I guess I won't
need this check after all.
-I'll use this root.
-Cool.
I'm gonna go brew some tea
with my root right now.
Bye.
Wanna see
what else I found?
Look, it's the biggest one
I've ever seen.
Argh!
Golly, I guess that's one way
to get rid of poison ivy.
Ooh, ooh,
poison ivy.
♪
First that kid
cost us ten grand,
And now this.
-If I ever find out who he is.
-Dennis mitchell.
All the pharmacists,
all the clerks,
They all know him,
they say you're lucky.
You could've gone
to the hospital.
Well, it's a good thing
that wilson's still hooked.
We'll get all
his money yet.
Nobody beats
the professor, nobody,
Especially a seven-year-old.
George, I thought
you hated tea.
What is that
terrible smell?
A dead rat.
George, what in the world?
It's, it's
gardening food.
No, no,
it's, it's for--
It's for planting.
It's planting food.
Planting food.
For gardening.
Planting food
and gardening.
-George--
-yes?
--Dear, are you
all right?
I mean, lately you've
been acting strange.
Even more strange
than usual.
Nonsense.
Nonsense.
Everything is fine.
♪
Water,
more water!
Run for your lives.
Any minute
the whole town's
Gonna be under water!
Come on, water's
coming in.
Flood!
A flood,
a flood.
This is great mud.
♪
Eh-hem.
Eh-hem.
Eh-eh-eh-hem.
Oh, hi, margaret.
We're building
a dam.
It's such
a nice day.
I thought I'd take
my collection of bugs
Out for a walk.
Did you say, "bugs?"
Margaret with bugs?
I hope everyone here's
all had their shots.
Mm-hm.
Now...stand back.
♪
Cool.
Whoa, what is it?
A giant praying mantis.
It bet you
it's poisonous.
Does it bite?
Watch out,
he's hungry.
My mom washes dishes
with something like that.
He was
about to attack.
I just saved
your life.
Next, a mutant roach.
♪
That's amazing.
Whoa.
I never seen
anything like that.
What a roach.
That's no roach,
let me see it.
He has a headache.
And now, gentlemen,
I give you the prize
Of my collection,
the biggest spider
In the world.
♪
Whoa.
He's big.
It's cool.
He's mean.
♪
And he's really mad.
What a great bug.
He's beautiful.
A spider
with claws?
The, the claws
are for...
Swinging through
the trees in the jungle.
Whoa, that's cool.
I know, I have to take
'em home now,
It's time
for their naps.
I'm gonna need
a little help
To get 'em home.
♪
I'm gonna need
a little help
To get them home.
Okay, margaret.
I'll help you
take 'em home.
You will?
Really?
Thanks, dennis.
♪
He's a goner.
Oh no, dennis is
going out with a girl.
A crummy old girl.
Not just any girl,
margaret.
Just like a boy,
fall for a girl
Just because
she's got big bugs.
Yeah, with them
great big bugs
She's gonna make
dennis her sweetie pie.
Yuck!
Guys!
Those bugs
were phony.
I can't believe
you fell for 'em.
They were?
Them great bugs?
Fakes?
That crummy margaret.
She don't
fight fair.
Then we gotta
stop her.
We gotta save dennis
from a fate worse than death.
Henry?
Henry mitchell.
Henry, all these supplies
from the firemen's carnival
Could you please
put them where dennis
Can't get
into them?
You mean where dennis
and your father
Can't get
into 'em.
Um, can you hand them
up to me, honey?
Alice!
We're in here, dad!
Ohh, ohhh.
Dad.
We went for a walk
in the woods.
If you're gonna try
to keep up with dennis
You're gonna
k*ll yourself.
I forgot that
being around dennis
Was such
hard work.
No wonder george
is so grouchy all the time.
That's it.
I'm cancelling that
campout that dennis
Had planned for the two of you
in the backyard tonight.
You can't do that, he's got
his heart set on it.
I just saw him packing
a suitcase upstairs.
Besides, I promised,
alice.
And I won't
break a promise.
Oh boy.
♪
You're gonna eat
these vegetables,
Ugly alien guy
from outer space.
You're gonna
eat, eat carrots.
♪
Eat, eat, eat,
let's add broccoli!
Dennis, let the puppets
go to sleep.
I got a better idea, dennis,
let me go to sleep.
But grandpa, what's the fun
of having a campout
If you sleep
through it?
♪
I bet I can stay awake
clear through night.
All I have to do
is sit here
And think about keeping
both eyes open.
♪
Grandpa, grandpa!
Wake up,
wake up!
♪
Mr. Johnson!
Beautiful day, huh?
Great to be alive.
Go away.
Oh, is something
wrong with your back?
Well, I was gonna ask you
to go jogging today.
Too bad.
I guess you thought
it'd be easy
Living with dennis, huh?
In the same neighborhood?
Well, it isn't.
George!
Martha.
That wasn't
very nice.
Martha, I never win
anything around here anymore.
Let me enjoy
just this once.
What has come
over you lately, george?
Who's that?
Oh, a salesman.
I'll get rid
of him.
Listen, big breakfast.
Waffles, toast, coffee,
pancakes, everything,
The works, the works,
that's what I want.
All that food?
Yeah, I'll be back
in a minute.
I'll be back
in a minute.
Doctor, doctor!
-The komatsu root, it works.
-It does?
-Of course it does.
-Oh yes, of course it does.
You should have seen the look
on johnson's face.
I mean,
I feel so young.
-And he looked like an old man.
-Well, that's fine, george.
Listen, we've made
a startling new discovery.
A breakthrough.
Oh, is that it?
How does it work?
We'll show it to you.
Where can we set it up?
My garage.
♪
Keep it coming.
♪
There we go.
♪
Hey, mr. Wilson.
What is that?
Can I help, huh?
Get away,
it's not for kids.
Can I watch,
please?
I won't touch anything,
promise.
No!
Oh, no.
Grandpa's already
in a bad mood.
We better get this
cleaned up.
What is it?
The culmination of all
our research.
The marriage of modern science
and ancient folklore,
All working together.
Look here.
Look at this old, dead,
tired plant.
Look, pretty new flower.
Holy cow!
Does it work on
people?
Of course.
Imagine it, george.
You'll feel younger,
you'll look younger.
And not just you.
Mrs. Wilson, too.
George, your breakfast is
getting cold.
I'll get my checkbook.
I want it.
Professor, that was awesome.
Ah, just an old
magician's trick.
My years with
the great sandelini
Still come in handy.
♪
Yuck, this stuff's nasty.
It's not working.
Hey, mr. Wilson.
Oh man,
it's him.
The machine.
Keep him away.
Go away.
He's not here.
I just need to borrow his
car-washing machine.
It's an emergency.
For pete's sake, give the kid
what he wants.
Fine, take it.
Just leave.
Give me that.
That was close.
♪
Okay.
Now we need lots of soap.
Come on.
♪
Look for a big bottle
of pink stuff.
♪
There!
That's not a lot.
♪
Ah ha!
♪
I'll be right back,
martha.
♪
How much is this
gonna cost me?
For you, george, nothing.
It's free?
It's free?
Try it,
use it for a couple of weeks,
Then you pay us what you
think it's worth.
If it doesn't work for you and
your wife, pay us nothing.
It's a deal.
This thing sure takes
a lot of soap.
All we need from you is
a small security deposit.
You'll get your deposit back
when we come
Collect this very
expensive equipment.
Oh, that sounds fair.
How much deposit do you want?
Well, ten percent
of its value.
Fifteen thousand
should cover it.
-That much?
-What's it matter?
We're not gonna cash
the check, george.
We're just gonna hold onto it.
Will I get it back?
Of course.
You have our machine.
It's priceless.
Oh right.
I was being silly.
♪
Cool.
Is this the weirdest soap?
Smells sweet.
♪
Yuck, ruff.
Don't eat the soap.
♪
Mm, cotton candy.
Cool.
The car!
♪
Yikes.
It's stuck.
♪
So long, george.
Thanks for everything.
No, no.
Thank you.
♪
Ah, turn it off!
What the heck is going on
out here?
♪
Dennis!
♪
It's just cotton candy.
Oh, my god, my wonderful
machine!
You've destroyed my machine!
I'm ruined!
Give me money, now!
My insurance
will pay for it.
When the police come
we'll make out a report.
The cops!
The cops!
We got to get out of here!
Doctor!
Wait!
♪
Isn't this that
mitchell house?
That explains it.
A cotton candy 911 call, huh?
What happened?
Dennis, did you get...
What?
Where did you get all...
Are you...
I was just washing
grandpa's car.
Look at my car!
Dennis, look what you did!
How could you?
George, what in the world is
that thing in the garage?
The youth machine.
It's gone.
I'll never be young again.
Golly, I'm real sorry,
mr. Wilson.
Sorry?
You've ruined my life
again.
George.
Dennis, go to your room.
We'll talk about this later.
But, mom,
I was just trying--
No buts.
For years, one catastrophe
after another.
I've never complained.
They say he's only a boy.
This child's no child!
He's a living disaster!
Martha, I
know what we'll do.
We're gonna
get some matches.
That's what I want you to do,
get some matches,
And we're gonna
burn the house down
And collect the money
from the insurance.
No, wait a minute!
Better yet!
We'll get dennis,
we'll give him the matches,
We'll tell him to be careful,
and then step back.
Ba-ba-boom!
Hey, wait.
I have an idea, a way to make
everybody happy.
Ah, this I got to hear!
George wants to move away.
Grandpa wants to be near dennis,
but it gets awfully tight
With all of us
under one roof.
So grandpa buys
george's house.
That's a great idea.
It's just what everybody wants.
Wait a minute.
You mean I'd be
living here?
Really, really living here,
full-time,
Next door to dennis
For the rest of my life?
Him?
Him?
Living in my house?
Okay, then.
It's a deal.
♪
Oh, no.
Mr. Wilson moving away?
♪
Dennis, no, you can't go over
to mr. Wilson's.
He's very busy
and you're still grounded.
Stay out of the way and don't
step one foot
Over there till
mr. Wilson moves.
But suppose mr. Wilson really
needs me, really, really bad?
No.
But suppose he's in real danger
and nobody else is around?
No.
But suppose he's gonna die and
nobody else is around
To help and only I
can save him?
No.
N-o, no.
Stay here.
Don't leave the yard.
That's an order.
Do you hear me?
♪
Do you know
what this means?
He's got to play
in his own yard.
That miserable kid
is out of commission!
Out of our hair.
On ice!
In the penalty box.
History.
Benched.
Out of order.
Off duty.
Wilson is all ours.
♪
Suppose he's gonna die?
No.
Hanging on by just one hand?
No.
Okay, one finger.
Okay, okay.
If mr. Wilson is in real bad
danger
And if nobody else is around,
and if he hollers for help,
And if he's hanging on
by only one finger...
And if you, and only you,
can save him,
Then you can go
to mr. Wilson's.
But only then.
Okay.
Thanks, dad.
♪
Hey, mr. Wilson!
I'm grounded.
My dad says I can't visit
anymore.
-Ever.
-Good.
I just wanna apologize for
blowing up your youth machine.
I guess now you'll have to stay
all old and wrinkled up, huh?
Yes, I do,
yes, I do.
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
I wish I could help you get
younger like you want.
You know,
I'm still awful young.
Oh, really?
If I could, I'd take away
ten years of yours.
Then I'd be old enough
to drive.
God help us.
I'm gonna be awful, awful sorry
to see you go.
You're my bestest best friend
in the whole world.
Dennis?
You leave mr. Wilson alone.
Well, I have to go now.
Bye.
♪
George, do you think we're doing
the right thing?
Moving from our home?
Selling?
I don't know, martha.
I love this house
as much as you do.
At least ten times a day,
after dennis
Does one of those
disastrous things,
I swore we would move away
and never come back.
Far away.
And here we are.
We're doing it.
We're actually moving.
I just hope it works for
everybody.
Especially for dennis.
He needs his grandfather.
And let's face it...
His grandfather's a lot more fun
to have around.
Well, he--
george, he loves you, too.
He's gonna miss you.
He'll get over it.
A grandfather is special.
I'm just a...
Next-door neighbor.
♪
But if grandpa likes going away
and mr. Wilson
Likes staying home, how come
grandpa's staying home
And mr. Wilson's going away?
Dennis, they're adults.
They know what
they're doing.
Good night.
♪
Grownups are so weird.
Hi, it's me again, but I guess
you already knew that.
At least you
listen to me.
That's your job.
I think mr. Wilson and grandpa
are about to make
A big, big mistake.
And I'm just a kid, nobody pays
any attention to me.
I can't even visit mr. Wilson's
house anymore,
For crying out loud.
So if you'd like to give me some
help here,
I'd sure appreciate it.
Thanks.
Amen.
The end.
I'll get it.
Hello!
City termite inspectors.
City requires inspection on all
residences prior to sale.
Not interested.
-Goodbye.
-Hold it!
You can't sell the house unless
you got a certificate
Of termite non-infestation.
It's the law.
It's for your protection.
Yeah, we're the government.
We're here to help you.
How much is this "help" gonna
cost me?
Two hundred bucks,
up front.
I'll go get my checkbook.
Woo, look at this!
Termites!
I don't see no termites.
Invisible mites, the worst!
You can't see them,
you can't k*ll them.
You got yourself some big
problems.
Electrical service
isn't up to code.
Plumbing and heating
need major work.
Foundation is shot.
You're lucky the place
hasn't burned down.
Here's your list.
Well, it's a good thing we're
selling this place to johnson.
Now it's his problem.
-Good day!
-No!
You can't sell this house until
these problems are corrected.
-All of them?
-That's right.
All of them?
Johnson.
It's his fault.
This house is unsafe.
You are required by law to fix
all these problems
Or the city will declare this
house condemned.
Condemned?
George!
Do something.
Here's your list of the
city-approved contractors.
If you like, we can start making
the calls for you.
We have no choice.
♪
Hey, mr. Wilson!
Kid, this stuff is poison.
Stay away.
Far away.
Hey.
You're not supposed to be here.
Scram!
Hey!
Go play somewhere else, kid.
All these workers and not one of
them likes kids?
He's going...
Going...
Gone!
Now it's time to hit up george
for more money.
♪
Your wiring is a disaster.
♪
This roof is completely shot!
♪
Your radon levels
are way off the chart!
♪
This con is the high point
of my career.
I'll be up
in the attic, martha.
♪
Today can't get
any more rotten.
Why, dennis.
Fancy bumping
into you here.
I love ballet.
It's helping me develop grace
and poise
For my career
as a supermodel.
Oh, look.
It's teatime.
Gentlemen, we have a crisis.
We got to rescue dennis.
Now let's hear some ideas.
Kidnap margaret's cat.
Offer a trade.
That cat's a man-eater.
So's margaret.
Hey, rodney gibbs
got the measles.
We just get him
to go play with margaret.
I got it.
Okay, listen.
Dennis thinks margaret likes
bugs, right?
But she really
hates them.
So we'll come up with
the biggest, meanest,
Nastiest monster bug
anyone ever saw.
Let's see how
she likes that.
♪
How's your tea,
dennis, dear?
When I think
of us married,
Sometimes you're
a rich doctor,
Sometimes you're
a rich lawyer.
What do you think,
sweetums?
I don't care.
♪
-Do you like...
-Poor dennis.
She's torturing him.
It's worse
than I thought.
We have to move fast.
I'm gonna get
a closer look.
♪
Red leader one to hq.
How's it going
over there?
Sir, it'll be
another two hours.
We need our secret weapon
ready now!
We can't do it,
captain.
Not enough time.
You have to be ready.
It's life or death.
Over and out.
Go, go, go,
go, go, go!
♪
-Hey, margaret.
-You bein' a bug expert and all.
Identify this bug.
♪
Yikes!
♪
Guys,
you can't go in there!
♪
Dad!
Mr. Wilson!
♪
Help!
-Help!
-Oh, boy!
Dad said if mr. Wilson
is in real bad danger
And nobody else
is around to help,
And if he hollers
for help.
Help!
And if he's only hanging
on by one finger.
Shucks, he's hanging on
by all five fingers.
Three, two....
Only one more.
One!
Yes!
Mr. Wilson,
I'm coming to save you.
He's coming.
Run!
♪
Mr. Wilson, what are you
doing out there?
Catch, mr. Wilson.
♪
Dennis, let go of my foot!
Dennis.
Dennis!
Now's our chance
to get out of here!
Don't worry, mr. Wilson.
I got you.
♪
Somebody, get me down!
♪
Nobody beats
the professor.
♪
Professor,
what about me?
Stop, you didn't finish
the repairs yet!
Don't worry,
mr. Wilson.
I'll stop him.
♪
Professor?
Every year at the national
police chiefs' seminar
On swindlers,
you are the talk of the show!
You're a legend!
Why, thank you.
Dennis, dennis!
Dennis, I was so worried.
Are you all right,
my sweet?
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Dennis, quick!
Girls, yucky or cool?
Why, yucky, of course.
I will not give up.
One day I will be
mrs. Dennis mitchell.
George,
what have you done?
Rope around the foot!
Flying face-first!
Cement bag!
Dennis!
Dennis, dennis!
Dennis.
Dennis is a--
A hero, george.
-Hm?
-Huh?
-What?
Mr. Wilson, you are
a very lucky man.
Dennis here has just captured
the best con men
In the business.
Never lost a con
until now.
Con men?
Sylvester, were you
the indian doctor
Or the chinese herbalist?
The indian, of course.
I love that.
The youth root.
What kind of an idiot is gonna
fall for that one?
You'd be surprised.
Hm.
Here are your checks,
george.
Let's book them, boys.
But, do you have to?
♪
Con men.
Well, george,
it seems dennis is a hero.
What do you say to that?
Oh, yeah, sure.
Thanks.
You're welcome, mr. Wilson.
You know, you're a good kid
deep down inside.
Very deep down.
I take back all those things
I said about you.
Well, some of the things.
Most of the things.
And you're gonna
miss him, too.
Aren't you, george?
Yeah, I'll miss you.
Then don't move.
Neither of you guys
wanna trade places.
Do you?
All I want
is my motor home back.
I promised dennis I'd take him
to the grand canyon.
After that, I'm just not cut out
to be around kids all the time.
I don't know
how you do it.
You're one in a million,
george wilson.
♪
Mr. Wilson?
You're my bestest friend
in the whole world ever.
I've known you every single day
of my whole life,
For crying out loud.
I love grandpa and all,
but, even if he was living here
I'd still miss you
an awful, awful lot.
Please don't move.
Please?
♪
Martha, we're not moving.
Yay!
♪
Well, dennis, what do you think
of the grand canyon?
I can't believe
how big it is.
And it's great that
we get to camp so close.
Wow, this is so cool.
Very cool.
I bet mr. Wilson
wishes he was here.
I know, I'll get some neat rocks
for him.
That's a good idea.
I'm gonna take
a little nap.
♪
No, oh, no!
Not that rock!
Yikes!
Dennis!
♪
George, don't you wish you'd
gone with dennis
And his grandfather?
We interrupt this broadcast
to bring you footage
From a spectacular rescue
at the grand canyon.
I was getting this rock for
my best friend, mr. Wilson.
I hope he likes it.
Hi, mr. Wilson.
Dennis!
Dennis!
He's a menace.
♪
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Dennis the Menace Strikes Again (1998)
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