Attack of the Demons (2019)

[bunniefuu]

[synth music]

[twinkling music]

[insects chirping]

[water flowing]

[fishing bob plunks]

[water flowing]

- Sophie girl, they don't
seem to be biting today.

[deep suspenseful music]

[man speaking foreign language]

[haunting music]

[branch cracking]

Oop, pardon us, sir.

[Sophie barks]

Sophie, quit it.

[Sophie growling]
Sorry, she's a bit skittish.

You here for the festival?

[tense haunting music]

I assume that's what you're
here for, all dressed like that.

Can't say I get the appeal,
all that loud music.

Now, wait a minute.

[Sophie growls]

[tense music]

Oh god!

[blood squirts]

What the hell?

Oh, ah!
[Sophie barks]

[man groaning]

[tense somber music]

[heavy rock music]

- [Man On TV] Tonight on
KTU-TV it's a Movietron Friday

triple feature of
genre insanity.

At eight, it's Iritzu Habori's
slicing samurai classic,

"Path of Blood."

At , it's mad scientist
madness with "Doctor Mantas."

And then at midnight,
it's Umberto Ritzo's

surreal Italian horror fest--

- [Man On Radio] We'll
get the town ready

for all of tonight's
festivities.

- [Woman On Radio] Absolutely,
now we've gotten through

all the micro-shows
and happenings,

but let's get to the main event.

- [Man On Radio]
Right, so this year's

Barrington Halloween
Festival battle of the bands

will take place
on the main stage

at the foot of
Lancaster Mountain.

- [Woman On Radio] You'll
get to see Whiskey's Wake,

Patterstats, Metropole,
Ballerina Maggot, Blank Face,

and the Banshee Riders
on the main stage.

- [Man On Radio] The Banshee
Riders, now this'll be

their first time playing
in Barrington ever.

- [Woman On Radio] It sure is.

- [Man On Radio] I know,
right, exciting stuff.

This year's--
[knocking at door]

- [Grandma] Kevin are
you awake in there?

- Yes, Grandma.

- [Grandma] I need you to
run some errands for me.

Can you do that?

- Yeah, I sure can.

- [Man On Radio]
From the obscure

to the frankly, just weird.

And while the battle of the
bands is primarily for locals,

get ready for the out-of-towners
to clog up the streets.

[car engine humming]

- That was the sign
for Barrington.

We are now in Barrington.

- Cool, I can already
feel the tendrils

of small-town America
seeping into my every pores.

- [Chet] Nat, we're
in Barrington.

- What?

- [Chet] We just
crossed into the city,

you shoe-gazing nerd.

[Brandon laughs]

- Screw you, Chet.

- All I'm saying is,
the most influential

horror punk band of
the decade is playing,

and you'll be at a bar
seeing, who was it, Tart?

- It's Teek.

- Teek, right.

Hey, Brandon, let's start
a band where you just

smash on cymbals and I'll
loop my guitar into an amp.

People like Nat will think

we're misunderstood
and brilliant.

- Yeah, our name would
be Swirling Dust Star.

[Chet laughs]

- Music critics don't
know anything about music.

- [Chet] As a professional
music journalist

and your boyfriend, I
take exception with that.

Nat, let me explain to
you the different tiers

of good music, okay now, one.

[relaxed guitar music]

[repetitive banging]

- [Digital Voice] Forward.

[digital beeping]
[game controls clicking]

[bell tinkling]

[gentle electronic music]

[game controls clicking]

- [Kevin] Uh, hey.

- Can I help you with something?

- Hi, uh, Kevin, Kevin Gordon.

You're Jeff, right?

We had, well uh uh bunch of
classes together senior year.

[game controls clicking]

- I'm remembering something.

[dramatic banging]

- [Digital Voice] You're dead.

- Yeah, I remember you.

You're the guy who
just lost me my match.

- Oh um, sorry about that.

- Ah, I'm just givin' you
guff, but you do owe me a soda.

[controller jiggling]

[relaxed guitar music]

- So um, how long
you back for, man?

- Just a week, my parents
wanted me outta their hair.

Thought I should spend
some time with my uncle.

I'm terrified that it may
become a yearly tradition.

[Jeff slurps]

- I remember him having a cabin
up in the mountains, right?

Is that where you're staying?

- [Jeff] Yes he does,
and no, I'm not.

- What do you mean?

- Look, my uncle lives in a
creepy cabin up in the mountains

at the mouth of
actual ghost mine.

He's insane, he literally
drives his motorcycle around

in the mines, looking for rare
earth metals, or whatever.

Down here, in the real world,
we have batteries, arcades,

places I can get a big soda.

I'm not cut out for whatever
it is he does up there.

So, I'm gonna rent a room
at the cheapest motel

and sweat it out for the week.

My uncle, that idiot, won't
even realize I never showed up.

Anyway, you still up
at your grandma's?

- [Kevin] Uh, yes, I am.

- How's that all goin'?

- Oh, you know, good.

- Well, better go
find that motel room.

- Got any plans for the night?

- Not specifically, why?

- Well, The Tower is showing
a pristine millimeter print

of "The Grotesque
Mirror" tonight.

I guess for the
Halloween festival.

- "The Grotesque Mirror?"

- Oh, it's this great Italian
horror movie from .

It's about this museum where
the paintings come alive

and k*ll people.

- I'll be perfectly
honest, Kevin,

that old cheesy movie stuff
isn't really my thing.

Also, I just heard that Nichols
got a Rust Storm cabinet

last month, so I was
gonna go check that out.

- Oh, uh, all right.

- Well hey, what
time is the movie at?

- : .

- We should meet up beforehand,
get a bite or something.

- [Kevin] Yeah, sure.

- Is Betty's still open?

- [Kevin] It is.

- Their apple pie
still kick a*s?

- [Kevin] Um, yeah,
uh, I think so.

- : ?

- [Kevin] Sounds good.

- See ya at : .

[relaxed electronic
guitar music]

[insects chirping]

[wood tapping lightly]

[relaxed electronic music]

- Hm.

[relaxed electronic music]
[wood tapping lightly]

[people chattering]

[mine door clattering]

[bell rings]

[upbeat synth and
drumming music]

- My god, it's here.

- [Taxi Driver] Sir, sir?

- I'm sorry?

- You need to pay, sir, . .

- Oh, of course.

- Hey man, I can't break this.

Sir, sir.

Well, okay then.

[patrons chattering]

- Thank you.

Our waitress looks like
a nurse from the s.

[Chet laughs quietly]

- I feel like these waffles
are going to give me cholera.

- [laughs] Nice.

What's the matter, Nat,

hometown cooking not
what you remember?

- It's fine.

- Well, all right.

Well, we better get going.

If the food makes me feel
like I'm gonna sh*t blood,

that what, a % tip?

[Brandon chuckles]

Last chance to come
see a real band, Nat.

- Pass.

- Ah, you're such a pill.

Well, we'll meet up
after BR's set then.

We'll meet up at
the carnival games,

I know how much you love those.

Oh hey, Nat, one day your
taste in music won't suck.

[coin clanking]

[Chet laughs]

[patrons chattering]

- [Woman] Thanks a lot,
uh-huh, take it easy.

[door clicks shut]

- Bye, take care.
- Come back.

[exploding]

- [Digital Voice] Rodent Rumble.

- Are you aware that you have
a work of art in your diner?

- Huh, what was that?

[punches thudding]

[man grunting]

[punches thudding]

[man groaning]

[game interface exploding]

- [Digital Voice] Rodent Rumble.

- Excuse me, are
you Natalie Hovie?

- Yeah.

- [Jeff] You went to
Barrington High, right?

- I did.

- I'm Jeff, Jeff Kerman.

- Sorry, I'm not sure
that I remember you.

- Oh, that's fine, I'm
not all that memorable.

I think we had shop
together, with Mr. G?

- Yeah, I remember shop.

- Yeah, I made a
giant wooden head

for my end of the year project.

- I remember a giant wooden
head, that was memorable.

- Anyway, I'm back in town,
thought I recognized you.

But I wanted to come
over and make sure

I was remembering right.

- Jeff?

- Hey, over here.

- Are you back in
town for the festival?

- Huh, oh no, just
visiting family.

Hey, Kevin, uh, you
remember Natalie?

- Oh yeah, I think so.

You were like uh, goth
back then, weren't you?

- Uh, shut up.

- Oh, sorry, I
don't mean to judge.

I love uh, uh,

[teeth clicking]

dark hair and spiders.

- Are you here for the festival?

- Yeah, my favorite
band is playing

over at Sylvesters, Teek.

- [Jeff] Teek,
never heard of 'em.

- No one has.

- Well, Kevin and I were
about to sit down for a meal.

Care to join us?

[patrons chattering]

- Sure, I'm starving.

[gentle electronic music]

- Yeah, I don't know,
I guess living here

just makes it hard to
get into the festival.

- That's bullshit,
you should feel lucky.

- Yeah, I guess music just
isn't really my thing.

- [Natalie] Music
isn't your thing?

What does that even mean?

- I mean, I like
music, it's just,

I'm much more of a movie guy.

- Oh, you shut your mouth.

- No, I mean, music
is great, but movies,

it's it's this combination of
images and music and movement.

It's the complete package.

- Oh okay, so more
is always better.

- Well, in some ways, yeah.

- Sorry, music is just, it's
so much more pure than that.

You can't even see it, it
doesn't exist in the real world.

It's like a phantom.

[Jeff chuckles evilly]

- What?

- Your music ghosts are cute
and all, and movies, sure,

they're all right.

But you wanna talk about
a symphony of the arts,

the music, the story,
the everything?

It has something that
music doesn't have,

that books don't have,
that movies don't have.

Interaction.

- Um, doesn't that just play
games where you slide blocks

on top of other blocks?

- [Natalie] Oh. [chuckles]

- Yeah, that's one of the
best games, it's brilliant.

- Um okay, but how is
that the same thing

as music or movies?

- Yeah, and how
many arcade games

are in the Library of Congress?

[Kevin chuckles]

- You're all a bunch of
philistines, is what you are.

- Oh sh*t, it's almost seven.

I'd better get going, I hope
the movie's not sold out.

- Yeah, I think Teek
will be starting soon.

- I play my games
on my own time.

- It was good catching
up with you guys.

- How long are you in town?

- Just for the weekend,
my boyfriend is covering

the music portion for
a local rag back home.

Well, I gotta get going, but
hopefully I'll catch you guys

before we leave.

- Yeah, for sure.

- See you guys.

- Girls think that
video games are cool

and that guys who play
them are cool, right?

[crowd cheering]

- Metropole, everyone.

My name is Les Whalen, I'm
one of the music coordinators

here for the battle
of the bands.

- [Person In Audience] Woo!

- I just wanted to take
a moment to thank you all

for being here tonight.

And now, for the act you've
all been waiting for.

The Banshee Riders.

[crowd cheering]

- Barrington, Colorado.

[drumsticks swooshing]

[slow solemn orchestral music]

[Kevin exhales]

[slow solemn orchestral music]

- Hey, please tell me
you still have tickets

to "Grotesque Mirror."

- Oh my god, we literally
have one ticket left.

- Really?

- [Clerk] Yes.

- Ah, thank god.

Please, one for
"Grotesque Mirror."

- There might not be
any good seats left.

- For a Ritzo movie,
any seat is a good seat.

- Oh I know, right.

[gentle orchestral music]

- [sighs] I do not get people.

- [Woman On TV] Staying safe
on Halloween is no trick

if you follow
these helpful tips.

Always look both ways
before crossing the street.

Haunt places you know and trust.

If a light's off, fly on.

Avoid spooky cemeteries.

And before sinking
your teeth in,

have a parent
inspect your candy.

And remember, watch out for
those out-a-town punk rockers.

Happy Halloween.

Brought to you by the
Barrington, Colorado--

- This is Sylvesters, right?

- Oh, yes ma'am.

- I didn't miss the show, did I?

- Oh no, those kids are
settin' up right over there.

[video game beeping]
- To defeat the evil

forces of Mars.

A simple token can do all
this at Nichols Arcade.

[coins clattering]

[light digital music]

[eerie buzzing]

[video game buzzing
and whirring]

[heavy rock music]

- Hello, beautiful.

[heavy rock music]

[coin clattering]

[heavy rock music]

[gentle orchestral music]

- Hi, we're uh, we're Teek.

[relaxed rock music]

[car engine rumbling]

- It has to be here,
it has to be here.

[heavy rock music]

[crowd cheering]

- Thank you, Barrington.

- Woo-hoo, yeah.

- Holy sh*t, everyone,
the Banshee Riders.

[crowd cheering]

Now, I know this is
a little unorthodox,

but we have one
last act for you.

- The Riders weren't the
closer, that's an insult.

- A late edition to the lineup,
please welcome to the stage,

Uh, Un-Untitled, I guess.

[deep somber music]

- What the hell is this?

[man speaking foreign language]

[scary music]

- Hurry Elizabeth,
the paintings, they're
coming to life.

[eerie music]

[Kevin sighs]

[slow somber music]

[Elizabeth gasps]

[laser g*n whirring]

- The red spot.

- What?

- sh**t the red spot, the
red is always the weak spot.

- Oh, right, thanks.

[heavy rock music]

[video game controls clicking]

[tense steady music]

- Interesting, it's
like a Gregorian chant

mixed with spoken word.

- Yes, very interesting,
very daring.

[man speaking foreign language]

- No no no no no.

[man speaking foreign language]

[man speaking foreign language]

[deep tense music]

[rocks crumbling]

[deep tense music]

- Hello, is anybody there?

[deep tense music]

[people chattering]

[bell clanging]

[laughs evilly]

[woman cackling]

[haunting organ music]

[crowd chattering]

[haunting organ music]

[crowd chattering]

[video game beeping]

- [Kevin] Jeff?

- Oh hey, how was the movie?

- Oh, you know, it was
just really crowded.

- You were the only
person there, weren't you?

- [chuckles] Whatever.

- Yeah, Nichols
was a ghost town.

I was the only
person there over .

It was really depressing.

[woman cackling distantly]

- I guess everyone is out
in the streets, you know?

- Wanna grab a turkey leg?

[ring clattering]

- Gosh, I'm awful at this.

- It's rigged.

- I know, I just thought
maybe I could get, you know,

one close to sticking.

- It's bullshit,
it's unbeatable.

- Yeah, it's just a game.

[ring clattering]

- An unbeatable game
isn't a game, it's a joke.

Skee-ball, now that's a game.

- Okay.

[Jeff sighs]

- Hey, this one's
called "Sleeping Trees."

Off our new EP.

[relaxed rock music]

- Woo!

- Rodney?

Ah Jesus, Rodney,
you look terrible.

Are you okay?

[relaxed rock music]

Buddy, you don't look so good.

Hey, what do you got under that?

[gagging and coughing]

[glass shattering]

[Rodney growling]

[Nat gasps]

[tense scary music]

[whirring]

- Whoa.

[man yelling]

- The lock's freakin' locked.

[Nat sighs]

[tense digital music]

[Nat gasps]

[tense pulsating music]

- [Man] No, no. [groaning]

[tense digital music]

[Nat gasps]

[man speaking foreign language]

- Okay, I can't tell if he's
making some sort of a comment,

dragging it out like this.

[man speaking foreign language]

[deep haunting music]

[deep booming]

[brush crunching]

[tree crashing]

[rocks clattering]

[tense scary music]

[man gasps]

- Oh, now this is cool.

- Yeah, I can't
even see the wires.

[laughs evilly]

[tense scary music]

What the hell?

[tense scary music]

[man yells]

[yelling]

[tense scary music]

[monster growls]

[woman screaming]
[speaking foreign language]

- Ah, crap.

[deep scary music]

- Run!

- What the hell is
that do you think?

- I don't know.

[tense scary music]

[man gasping]

[tense scary music]

Now what the hell is that?

[tense scary music]

[laughs evilly]

[laughs hesitantly]

[adventurous music]

[loud whirring]

[adventurous music]

- Oh, ah!

[splattering]

[man gasps]

[tense scary music]

[creature growling]

[tense scary music]

[man groans]

[monster growls]

[man yells]

[monster growls]

[tense scary music]

- Kevin, Kevin, hold up.

- What?

- Didn't Natalie say she was
seeing a show at Sylvesters?

- [Kevin] I don't
know man, I think so.

[people chattering]

[scary music]

[breathing heavily]

- There's a g*dd*mn
monster in there.

I, I know it sounds crazy,
but you have to believe me.

- Oh, we believe you.

[glass shattering]

[tense pulsating music]

Hurry.

We need to get out of town.

- Hey, I just need to make
sure my grandma's okay.

- Where does she live?

- On Gilligan Avenue.

- That's on the other
side of the city.

The town exit is
a mile that way.

- Sorry guys, good luck to ya.

- Well we need to
decide what we're doing.

- [sighs] sh*t.

Kevin, wait.

[rapid digital music]

[bird screeching]

[rapid digital music]

- No no no.

- Kevin, wait.

- [Kevin] No, stay out here.

- But.

- Please, just stay.

[rapid digital music]

[floor creaks]

[tense music]

Grandma?

[floor creaks]

[slow tense music]

[floor creaks]

[slow eerie music]

[floor creaks]

[slow eerie music]

- I hope everything's
okay in there.

- You said you were at the
concert, right, by the mountain?

- We were in the area, yeah.

Oh sh*t, your boyfriend.

- [Natalie] Yeah.

- Well what does he look like?

Maybe I saw him.

- Like an obnoxious a*s.

- [Jeff] Huh?

- God, I'm sorry, that's
horrible for me to say.

- No, it's okay, lots of
couples have problems.

- I'm pretty sure
[sighs], no I'm very sure

we were going to break
up after this trip.

He always talked down to me,
treated me like an idiot.

I don't know why the
f*ck I was dating him.

He's an as*h*le.

But I don't want him to be dead.

I mean, I hope he made it.

- Oh, for sure, you
gotta wish for the best.

I don't think you're
an idiot, Natalie,

whatever that's worth.

[ambient digital music]

[floor creaks]

[tense music]

- Grandma.

[door creaks]

[Grandma groaning]

Grandma.

[Grandma groaning]

Grandma.

[dramatic music]

[g*nsh*t pops]

- Huh?

- We've gotta go in.

- Wait.

[ambient digital music]

- [Jeff] [sighs] Kevin.

- Yeah, um, they got her.

- Oh Kevin, I am so sorry.

So what do we do now?

- We get the hell
outta this town.

- Well, we have to
go through that.

You think we can
make it on our bikes?

- So, what other choice
do we have though, man?

There's only one road in
and out of Barrington.

We are flanked on all sides
by the g*dd*mn mountains.

- My uncle's cabin.

- How far away is it?

- There's a trail, it's
about three miles that way.

He's a survival nut, he treats
his home like a fortress.

We'd be safe there.

We could wait this thing out.

It's like you said, what
other choice do we have?

[adventurous music]

[g*nshots popping]

[monster groans]

[g*nsh*t pops]

[g*n clicking]

[officer gasps]

[monster laughs]

- Chet, there's too
many of them, man.

- Be quiet.

- Well, what are
we gonna do, Chet?

- I don't know Brandon,
what are we going to do?

Hey, get over here, nerd.

What the hell are
you reading for?

- I'm looking for
the correct spell.

- Okay, do you know how
we can get out of here?

- I'm right where
I'm needed, sir.

The best that you can do is
find a safe place to hide.

- Right where you wanna be,
what the hell's wrong with you?

Okay, listen, if
you don't help us--

[crunching]
Huh?

[monster growls]

[Chet and Brandon groaning]

[man speaking foreign language]

[exploding]

- Of course, it's [speaking
foreign language],

not [speaking foreign language].

I'm so stupid.

- [groaning] What
is happening to me?

- [sighs] Your body's being
taken over by an ancient curse.

- [Chet] What?

- You and your friend
there, your bodies are being

merged together and your soul
is slowly being pushed out.

- My soul?

- Mm-hmm, I'm sorry, there's
nothing I can do for you.

- [groans] Help me. [groans]

[man speaking foreign language]

[pole crashing]

[rapid swishing]

[tense scary music]

- I'm sorry.

[tense scary music]

[insects chirping]
[wind whipping]

- [breathing deeply]
Are we almost there?

- Yeah, it's just
a little further.

You gettin' tired?

- Hey man, I watch movie
marathons on the weekends,

I'm not an athlete.

[tense somber music]

- sh*t.

[digital beeping and whirring]

[Jeff gasps]

- f*ck you, demon thing.

[g*nsh*t pops]

[liquid splatters]

- Holy sh*t, you got him.

[monster growls]
Did you see that?

His head flew off.

You must've hit him in a
weak spot or something.

- Can we just get going?

- Oh man, did I say something?

- Did you stop to think that
he may have known that guy?

He lives here.

- Oh, right.

- And, he just had to
deal with his grandma.

- Oh my god, I'm a b*stard.

- A little bit, yeah.

[tense suspenseful music]

[head groaning]

[digital beeping and whirring]

[ambient digital music]

[Natalie breathing heavily]

[ambient digital music]

[owl hoots]

[ambient digital music]

[chaotic choral music]

[Jeff breathing heavily]

[celestial choral music]
[ambient digital music]

Guess we go on foot from here.

- Wonderful.

- [Jeff] You guys up
for a lovely night hike

through the woods?

- What it they're
in there already,

like, in the woods though?

- [sighs] It's too
late to turn back now.

[brush crunching]

[gentle electronic music]

You know when I was younger,

like when I was
eight or something,

I would come up here
to my uncle's cabin

and walk around these
woods at night by myself.

They seemed so big back then.

Just feels so small
now, I don't know why.

- I remember hearing
stories about Gus.

- Gus?

- You never heard about Gus?

The giant man-eating bear
who lives in these woods.

- I feel like my uncle
would've told me about Gus.

I'm never heard of him.

- I think it was my dad who
told me, I can't remember.

[gentle electronic music]

- Kevin.

- [Kevin] Yeah?

- I'm sorry about your grandma.

- Thanks, Jeff.

- It's weird, I
don't hear any birds.

There's usually more
owls out, I think.

[insects buzzing]

[gentle tense electronic music]

[monster groans]

- Sunlight, good to know.

[branch cracking]

[tense music]

[brush crunching]

State your name and
business up here on my hill.

- Hey, whoa whoa
whoa, Uncle Rolfe,

Uncle Rolfe, it's me, it's Jeff.

Your nephew?

- Is your uncle
going to sh**t us?

- No, calm down.

- [Rolfe] Nephew?

- Yeah, your brother,
Floyd, I'm his son.

- Floyd, yeah right.

I have a brother named Floyd.

[gentle electronic music]

[Jeff chuckles hesitantly]

Hey, same g*n.

- Yeah.

- Come on in, I'll
make you breakfast.

[gentle electronic music]

[Rolfe humming]

- Uncle, have you seen what's
happening down in the city?

[Rolfe groaning softly]

Uncle?

[Rolfe groaning]

- I don't get it.

- What is that?

[Rolfe humming]

[chicken squawking]

- Wait, are we having rabbit
and chicken for breakfast?

- What?

- [Kevin] You said you were
gonna make us breakfast.

- I never said that.

I would never say that.

[slow tense music]

- [Kevin] Is that what I think?

Oh man.

- Oh, what're you?

- Sh, sh sh sh sh, watch.

[tense digital music]

[rabbit growls]

- What is that, man?

[chicken squawking]

[digital whirring]

- You've seen this before?

- This mine, it's a silver mine.

But I started
seeing neon lights.

Thought that it might
be gold, diamonds.

Instead I found bats,
looked like they'd been

stitched together
with other bats.

Flopping around in pools
of pink and purple.

Was extra-careful
not to touch it.

I wore gloves.

- Well what do we do then?

There's hundreds, maybe
thousands of things

a lot worse than that
down in the city.

- The sunlight has
slowed them down.

We have time to go the
other way, before dark.

- The other way, what other way?

- Follow me.

[water dripping]
[tense steady music]

They call it a mine.

[tense suspenseful music]

- You said you found that
pink liquid down there?

- [Rolfe] Mm-hmm.

- So why is this safer?

- Who said it was safer?

I didn't say that.

I do know every nook
and cranny of this mine.

I know the safe routes.

It is a safe mine.

- Um, you weren't
kidding man, he's insane.

- And it leads to the
other side of the mountain?

- Deep in here, there's a chasm,

like where the wizard
fought the fire man.

Shall we get going?

[deep suspenseful music]

- So the wizard and
the fire man, huh?

[deep suspenseful music]

- Are you sure you know
where you're going, Uncle.

- I know these mines,
I told you that, right?

- You did, they
just seem so long.

[haunting music]

- [Rolfe] It's just up here.

[tense digital music]

[eerie ambient music]

I told you, just
like in the story.

- Huh?

- With the wizard.

- Uh yeah, that thing doesn't
look stable in the slightest.

- What're you talking
about, it's strong as steel.

[wood crackling]

- Have you ever crossed it?

- Of course I haven't, I have
my own way to get across.

- [Jeff] What's your way?

- I have a zip line
grappling hook.

- Do you have it here?

- Huh, no, it's up in the cabin.

- [Kevin] Why didn't
we bring it down?

- We have the bridge.

- All right um,
who's going first?

[tense steady music]

- I think we should go
by weight, one at a time,

smallest to biggest.

- Oh geez, you're so sweet.

[rocks crumbling]
[both gasping]

sh*t.

[tense steady music]

Yep, just about ready to
get the f*ck out of here.

[tense somber music]

[boulder crashing]

[Natalie breathing heavily]

- So uh, about that zip
line grappling hook?

- Mm, yeah, let's go
get the zip hook thing.

[water gurgling]

[mellow rock music]

[tape player clicking off]

- The sun's going down.

- [grumbling] I know it's here.

- [Kevin] Um, do you think
you left it under a cushion?

- Maybe.

- I was being, uh, nevermind.

- He said the sun
slowed them down.

- I know.

Uncle, you are sure there's
not another way out of here.

- Very sure.

[items clattering]

Ah ha.

Here it is.

You see, you hook the back
near where you're standing.

Then you aim it, fire it.

- Uh!

- Hook it, and then you glide
on down across, or whatever.

But you'll only want to have
one person on it at a time.

That's all it can
hold, like the bridge.

[brush rustling]

- What was that?

[tense suspenseful music]

[knocking at door]

- Hello?

[door creaking]

- Hello?

- Hello there, what
can I do for you?

- Who are you?

- My book led me
here, to this spot.

- Um, are you a missionary?

- [Stuart] Huh?

- I don't know, are you like,
selling Bibles or something?

- What?

No, sorry, I'm looking for
a place inside the mountain,

a place my book
said would be here.

I saw the cabin, heard voices,

wanted to see if there
were any survivors.

I'm gonna end this.

- You know how to
stop the monsters?

- It is the only
thing that I know.

- [Jeff] What do you mean?

- My name is Stuart Combs.

My mission in life is to
keep the monsters at bay

by any means necessary.

For years, the Order of
the Serif have fought

demonic forces on Earth.

To this day, they still fight.

After years of w*r,
the tide turned,

and we began to win.

[monster gasping]

[light adventurous music]

[monster growls]

[metal clanking]

[monster growls]

We were so successful, they
drove the king of the demons

back into the shadow.

His name is Haberim.

In the darkness, he
waited and waited.

He couldn't be found.

Since birth, I was raised by
the Order to find Haberim.

After years, we found
the general area.

Barrington, Colorado.

- So there's a giant demon,
like the king of the demons,

living underneath this city.

- We weren't sure, but
when I saw the monsters

transformed by the blood of
Haberim, I knew he was here.

I believe he is in the mountain.

- So what do we do to stop him?

- The monsters, they're
forming Haberim a body.

When they're all together,
we will use this.

- Uh, what the hell is that?

- It is the stone of. [grunts]

[Stuart yells]
[Natalie gasps loudly]

- Huh?

[Stuart groans]

[scary music]

- Oh, nuts.

[eerie suspenseful music]

You, Carmen, I've got two
sn*per nests up on the cabin.

Joe and Jane, you two run
down into the basement.

- [Natalie] Then what?

- There's a big lever.

When you see the
lever, pull the lever.

- Okay.

- This way, Carmen.

[adventurous music]

Get up there, we need
to keep them at bay.

[adventurous music]

- Lever, lever, lever.

- I don't see a lever.

[adventurous music]

[monster groans]

[adventurous music]

[g*nshots popping]

- Carmen, you gotta sh**t.

[g*nshots popping]

[monster thudding]

[adventurous music]

- Jeff, over here, I found it.

- All right, let's do this.

[Jeff groaning]

sh*t.

I think it's rusted
or something.

[g*nshots popping]

[adventurous music]

God, I wish I was heavier.

Or stronger, I don't know.

[adventurous music]

Hey, what're you doing?

- [Natalie] Hold on.

[bird cawing]

- Sh, dude.

[bird hissing]

[g*nsh*t popping]

Come on, pull that lever.

- Move.

[Natalie grunting]

Why does your uncle
have a giant hammer?

[Natalie grunts]

[pulley clicking]

[ropes swishing]

[barrel thudding]

[adventurous music]

- They did it.

I'm about to light
you all on fire.

[adventurous music]

Carmen, you need
to toss a flare.

- My name is Kevin, g*dd*mn it.

[monster screeching]

[fire crackling]

- Good one, Kevin.

[monster groans]

[fire crackling]

[monster growls]

- Um, sh*t.

[monster growls]

[g*nsh*t pops]

[monster growling]

[monster crashing]

[Rolfe grunts]

- Uncle!

[deep tense music]
[fire crackling]

- This f*cking bear thing
jumps out of the fire

and knocks his tower over.

[deep suspenseful music]

[monster screeching]

[g*nshots popping]

[Natalie gasps]

[deep suspenseful music]

[monster groaning]

- Chet?

[g*n clicks]

- Oh sh*t, I'm out.

[g*nsh*t blasts]

[monster screeches]

[suspenseful music]

[Natalie grunts]

[monster screeches]

[monster growls loudly]

- I'm sorry Chet,
you f*cking as*h*le.

- Uncle?

- Over there.

[tense suspenseful music]

- [Jeff] Uncle.

- I'm okay, I'm okay.

[deep drumming music]
[monster grumbling]

[monster roaring]

[Rolfe grunting]

[monster grumbles]

[monster roars]

[g*nsh*t blasts]
[monster roars]

[monster thuds]

[g*n clicking]

[tense drumming music]

[monster grumbling]
[tense drumming music]

[funky synth music]

- Guys, I need your help.

I need you two to
push while I cut.

[chainsaw buzzing]

I am so sorry, Uncle.

[Rolfe growling]

[Jeff yelling]

[Kevin grunting]

[tense drumming music]

[tree thuds]

[monsters growling]

[monster gagging]

[all breathing heavily]

[tense music]

- Oh sh*t, come on.

[tense scary music]

- Guys, I am sorry
I took us here.

[tense scary music]

[monster growls]

[deep pulsating]

[eerie music]

What the hell just happened?

- Is this that moment
right before you die

where everything slows down?

- Wait, what're you doing?
[Jeff grunts]

[slow somber music]

- I don't know.

[monster grumbling]

[slow haunting music]

I think, yeah, I think
we should get outta here.

[slow haunting music]

- Oh man, are you sure
this is the right way?

- Nope.

[eerie booming]

[rock crumbling]

- sh*t, that one was loud.

[slow eerie music]

- Uh yeah, that
ain't normal guys.

- I can see the end.

[rock crumbling]

Hurry.

[tense ambient music]

- yeah, all right, let's
get the hell out of uh, oh.

[mysterious twanging]

- Come on.

- Uh, guys.

Could you please tell
me what that looks like?

- What the hell is it?

- [Kevin] Does that look
like two giant red cat eyes

coming up at us?

Uh, because that's what
it looks like to me.

[tense pulsating music]

- The f*ck is that?

[scary music]
[rock cracking]

- Whoa!
[Jeff yells]

[rock crumbling]

[intense scary music]

[rock crumbling]

[intense pulsating music]

Okay, we're flying,
we're flying.

We are flying, all right.

[tense haunting music]

[music increasing in intensity]

This is so stupid,
this is so stupid.

[wind whipping]

- I don't even understand
what's happening right now.

- It is strange.

Sorry, Natalie, music
festivals do suck.

- To be perfectly honest,
Barrington really is

a beautiful little town.

[all gasp]
[rock crumbling]

[tense steady music]

[foot thudding]
[all gasp]

[tense steady music]

[footsteps thudding]

- Hm?

- Oh, sh*t.

- What, like,
could it get worse?

- Miller is directly on the
other side of this mountain.

He's probably just
going to crawl over,

barf all over the town,
and make another giant

flesh monster thing, and
they'll make two more,

and they'll make
two more, and so on.

- Ah, sh*t.

- We have to stop him.

- Okay yeah, we
have to stop him.

How the hell are we
suppose to do that?

- With this.

[tense steady music]

- That like, weird
guy's magic rock?

- There's a red divot
down between his eyes.

I think if we place this
on it, it could stop him.

- I mean, how do we
know that it'll work?

- You heard the guy,
he said that this stone

was the only thing that
could stop this monster.

And besides, red is
always the weak spot.

- It's the best we've got.

- So how are we
suppose to do this?

- By weight,
lightest to biggest.

[funky synth music]

Ready?

[funky digital music]

I'm so close.

- [Kevin] Jeff, you're slipping.

- Nat, we need to pull up.

- [Natalie] Just a second.

[funky digital music]

- Nat.
[Nat gasps]

[funky digital music]

[heavy footsteps thudding]

Lower me, we have to get her.

- No.

[funky digital music]

[heavy footsteps thudding]

[Natalie groans]

[Natalie grunts]

[digital whirring]

It worked, I think it worked.

- Whoa!
- Whoa oh oh!

[funky digital music]

[Jeff groaning]

- Ow!

[tense digital music]

- Ah.

[monsters grumbling]

Ah, f*ck that.

- Are you guys okay?

I can't see anything.

- We are both
stuck in the mouth.

[Jeff gasps]

- All right, I think,
I think I'm gonna fall.

- Jeff, no, I'm coming, hold on.

[Kevin yells]

- Oh my god.

- [Kevin] What, oh my god?

- [Jeff] It's my
uncle's zip thing.

- Um, guys.

[rock crumbling]

This thing is turning into
stone and starting to crumble.

- Um, what?

Jeff, this thing is turning
into stone and crumbling.

- Uh, yeah, he's
definitely crumbling.

- Hey Jeff, I think this
thing is about to topple over.

- I'm gonna go for it.

- [Kevin] What?

- I have to.

It's the only way you two
are gonna get off this thing.

- What's happening?

- Jeff's about to jump down
this f*cking thing's throat

and try to get the zip thing.

- Hold on Jeff, I'm coming.

[grunts] sh*t, I can't get up.

- [Jeff] Natalie.

- Yeah?

- You hold on, okay?

And Natalie, I'm really glad
I bumped into you last night.

You too, Kevin.

- Come on man, don't,
don't do this, man.

- It's okay, I'm pretty
sure we just beat

the biggest boss there is.

Bye you two.

[Jeff grunts]
- No!

[Jeff grunts]

[slow somber music]

[gentle electric guitar music]

[Kevin grunting]

Hey Natalie, do you think
you can get a little higher?

- [Natalie] Why?

- I'm gonna throw you the thing.

- Well what about you?

- Ah, I'm stuck, I
can't move an inch.

- [groans] I can't move either.

[rock crumbling]

[quick tense music]

- Okay, get ready for it, okay?

- Oh sh*t, okay.

- Ready?

- Yeah.

[rapid digital music]

[Natalie groaning]

I got it.

- Great, get the hell
off of this thing.

- I can't just leave you.

- Huh, yeah if my leg weren't
impaled on a giant demon too,

there would be an
argument there for sure.

- [sighs] Okay.

[spike whirring]

[chaotic digital music]

I'm gonna go.

- Yeah, yeah yeah,
good luck, Nat.

- You too.

Oh!

[Natalie grunts]

- All right, well,
that ain't no good.

[intense buzzing]

[deep pulsating]

- Haberim, I hate you.

[rock crumbling]

[tense steady music]
[wind whipping]

[Natalie grunts]

[Natalie sighs]

[celestial choral music]

[Natalie crying]

[haunting choral music]

[soft banging]

[gentle electronic music]

[Natalie gasps]

[gentle electronic music]

[light thudding]
[Natalie gasps loudly]

[gentle electronic music]

- Kevin!

- Hey hey, look, I'm not dead.

- How the hell did you survive?

- It was amazing.

As the whole thing crumbled
I found myself jumping

from piece to piece at
just the right time.

My reflexes must've kicked in.

I was able to run down
it as it crumbled.

- Really?

- No, I, I passed out from fear
and woke up on the mountain.

[Natalie chuckles]

Hey, I have a small
favor to ask of you.

Can you get me to a hospital?

[light pulsating]

[TV clicking]

- While it isn't clear
where the majority

of Barrington's
population have gone,

some speculate that
hundreds of people

attending a popular
music festival

fell victim to a
massive avalanche.

[gentle electronic music]

[knocking at door]

[gentle electronic music]

- Ah, the damn thing
turned completely to stone.

No signs of any monsters
or demons or anything.

They think it was an avalanche.

- How do they explain everyone
in the town disappearing?

- Kinda makes you think
about what we should say.

I mean, if we should
say anything at all.

- I don't really care.

No sign of dead monsters means
that none of them survived.

That guy with the red stone,

he said that they'd all come
together to make the body.

All that matters
is that we made it.

- [Kevin] Yeah.

- Here comes the sun.

[gentle electronic music]

[insects buzzing]

- [Man In Mask] Hello,
is there anyone here?

Is there anyone pinned down
or stuck under the rocks?

- [Woman In Mask] Hey,
is anybody up there?

- [Man In Mask] No,
but the rocks up here

must've gotten loose
with the avalanche.

- [Woman In Mask] Well, get
down here when you're done.

Boss wants a team of to
check out the stage area.

- [Man In Mask] Yeah, yeah,
I'll be down in a minute.

[slow tense music]

What the hell is this?

[slow tense music]

[digital beeping]
[monster grumbling]

[slow mysterious music]

[monster groans]

[slow mysterious music]

[heavy rock music]