I've never gone
parking before.
I'm really not
that kind of a girl.
Well, I'm not
the kind of a guy
who would go with
that kind of a girl.
Oh, that's so sweet.
I think.
There's nothing
to be scared of.
I knew this would
happen if we made out!
Good shot, son.
Uh, General, I think
he's surrendering.
Run! Run!
Fire at will!
Help!
Keep firing.
Keep firing! Keep firing!
k*ll every last alien!
You will all become
my alien zombies.
- Ouch, Mom!
- Command us, Master!
What did I tell you
about these kind of movies?
It was almost over!
Besides, they're
all the same.
That's not true.
♪ Lollipop, lollipop lolli, lolli, lolli ♪
♪ Lollipop, lollipop Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli ♪
♪ Lollipop ♪
♪ Lollipop, lollipop Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli ♪
♪ Lollipop, lollipop lolli, lolli, lolli
♪ Lollipop, lollipop Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli ♪
♪ Lollipop ♪
You know, he looks
just like his father.
Just like his father.
♪ And when he does his shakin' rocky dance ♪
♪ Man, I haven't got a chance ♪
♪ I call him Lollipop, lollipop Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli ♪
♪ Lollipop, lollipop Lolli, lolli, lolli ♪
♪ Lollipop, lollipop Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli ♪
♪ Lollipop ♪
♪ Sweeter than candy on a stick ♪
♪ Huckleberry, cherry or lime ♪
♪ If you had a choice he'd be your pick ♪
♪ But lollipop is mine ♪
♪ Lollipop, lollipop Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli ♪
♪ Lollipop, lollipop Lolli, lolli, lolli ♪
♪ Lollipop, lollipop Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli ♪
♪ Lollipop ♪
Oh, I hate the rain.
Raining rocks and dogs.
Great!
♪ Sweeter than candy on a stick ♪
♪ Huckleberry, cherry or lime ♪
♪ If you had a choice he'd be your pick ♪
♪ But lollipop is mine ♪
♪ Lollipop, lollipop Lolli, lolli, lolli ♪
♪ Lollipop, lollipop Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli ♪
♪ Lollipop, lollipop Lolli, lolli, lolli ♪
♪ Holding my lollipop ♪
♪ Lollipop ♪
Space,
a universe of mystery.
Well, today, the mystery
will be unveiled.
Thanks to science,
we now know
the universe is
nearly 500 miles long
and it contains,
you're not going to believe this,
over 1,000 stars.
Psst! Lem, come on!
Liven it up.
And still, the only known
intelligent life
is right here
on our planet.
Huh?
No, not today!
Not today! Please.
What was that?
That's our planet
after the attack of the Humaniacs.
They're gonna eat
our brains for dinner!
Is that true?
Everybody, please,
that's ridiculous.
Totally ridiculous.
Brains for dinner? Come on!
Brains are for breakfast
with cereal and milk.
Dinner is
organs and eyeballs.
Okay, everyone, everyone,
please, listen up.
We're not getting eaten
or harvested or having our
brains barbecued.
The universe isn't scary.
It's really amazing.
And don't forget to pick up
your planetary yo-yos.
We've got one
for each of you.
You're looking at the new
Junior Assistant Curator!
High four! Whoo-hoo!
Well, it's part-time now
and full-time after I graduate.
How did you do, Lem?
Got the job!
Knew you would.
Hey, I can see
my whole life.
A house, a car, two kids,
they'll grow up and have kids.
They'll come home
to visit on holidays.
Well?
Got it!
Lem, congratulations
on that job.
I knew you could do it.
Yeah, thanks.
Oh, wow!
There it is.
Just two more days.
Wow.
Humaniacs lll:
The Final Battle for Our World.
Victory or extinction!
If you guys go
in costume,
I'm pretending
we never met.
Did you just say
what I think you just said?
I'm a planetarium
professional now.
I don't have time for
kids' movies anymore.
Kids' movies?
I suppose next you'll say
aliens don't exist.
Duh!
Ha! Just as I thought.
You're not Lem.
You're an alien zombie,
like in Humaniacs II.
Skiff, I'm not
a zombie.
Yeah, that's what
you zombies are programmed to say.
Tell me something
the real Lem would know.
Well, I know Skiff
is the only nutcase
who thinks the government
is hiding all alien evidence in Base 9.
And you give candy
to your puppy so he'll poop jelly beans.
It was just an experiment.
With all due respect,
I've put in the hours
and done a lot of alien research at work.
What are you talking about?
You work in a
comic book store!
The greatest source
of scientific knowledge.
Skiff, time to unpack
the fake alien poop.
Right away,
Mr. Haglug.
You will believe me, Lem,
when aliens put you on the takeout menu.
- Wow!
- Skiff!
I love
fake-alien-poop day.
So, um, Eckle, do you think
your sister's home?
Why?
I thought maybe...
I thought
I might tell her I got the job.
Why?
Forget it.
You tell her for me. Okay?
Okay, but every time you tell me to
tell her something,
she asks why don't you just
tell her yourself?
What? And then my mom says
it's because you like her,
and then she says that,
"Oh, that's so cute,"
and why don't you just
ask her out already,
'cause she's
been waiting for you to ask her out
ever since we
moved next door to you.
She has?
The girl of
my dreams likes me?
This is the best
day of my life.
Yeah, we got to see
that kid throw up.
Hey, he did it!
He got the job!
Oh, we're so
proud of you.
I hear it's just one easy step up to
Senior Assistant Curator.
♪ Oh, my love ♪
♪ My darling ♪
♪ I've hungered for your touch ♪
Come on, soldier.
Take that hill.
Hey, Neera.
Hey, Lem.
I wanted to tell you,
I got the job.
Lem, that's great!
Um...
Maybe it's time
that you and me...
Yes?
I mean, would
you want to...
Hey, Neera!
I've been looking all over for you.
You've been looking for me?
The cause needs you.
The what?
The cause.
Glar's involved with something
he calls "protesting."
It's like when you shout about stuff
that makes you upset.
Yeah, like our
school pictures.
Why do they have
to be of our faces?
I mean,
what a bummer.
That means
it's not good.
Neera, we need you!
Righteous momma!
Oh, I'm so honored,
but Lem was about
to ask me something.
Yeah? Man,
what do you want to ask her?
It's kind of
private.
No problemo, man!
I mean, I totally
respect that.
So, Neera...
♪ Neera and Lem had a private conversation ♪
♪ And don't want anybody else around ♪
Uh, yeah, you know,
we can talk later.
Okay.
Peace.
That means,
"See you later."
Bye!
Bye.
Oh! "The cause, man."
I'd like to cause him
some pain.
I don't want to hear
a single bubble.
Especially you,
Bubbles.
♪ Be-bop-a-lula I don't mean maybe ♪
♪ Be-bop-a-lula She's my baby ♪
♪ Be-bop-a-lula... ♪
Mmm?
Call the General!
Call the General!
It's in the Containment Room.
Lock this section down, now!
Resistance is futile.
Surrender or die.
Come on, Eckle.
Go help your father.
♪ Mr. Sandman Bring me a dream ♪
Huh?
Mmm?
♪ Mr. Sandman... ♪
Oh!
Huh?
Mmm?
What the...
Duck?
Wow!
No! No! No! No! No!
Mom! Dad! There's
a ship in the...
Huh?
My car!
Whoa! Whoa!
Open wide or the big,
bad monster will get you.
The battle for
our world has begun.
Captain, mobilize
the army.
Yes, sir!
Right, men,
move it!
Are they hostile?
Will our species survive?
One thing we do know is
that they show no respect
for our parking laws.
And speaking of survival,
how will you survive
without a sparkling smile?
♪ Give your smile that special glow ♪
♪ Try the sparkle action of Dental Pro ♪
You know, you're really good
as that toothbrush.
Yeah. But what I really
do best is a suppository.
Now, let's see.
Invasion by giant ants.
Invasion by sea monsters.
Invasion by
50-foot woman?
Ah! Here it is,
So, You've Been Invaded by Aliens.
Keep your eyes
on the aliens.
Aliens?
All right, class,
let's try it one more time.
The aliens are coming!
Flarc, you were too slow.
Go join the zombies.
I called it.
The only question is,
should I be terrified because
it's the end of the world
or happy because
I totally called it?
Me, I have a plan.
They're gonna need
a native to run the mines.
I'll befriend them,
show my executive skills, and bam! I'm in.
Oh! Speaking
of "bam! I'm in..."
A cork?
It's your best defense
against the aliens' favorite form of research.
The probe.
You put it...
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. I think I get it.
Oh, wait. This is yours.
I already used that one.
I just remembered,
my job.
Oh! Gotta go.
You know, my boss.
Your boss? No problem.
You guys can share.
Uh, Neera, you have to choose.
It's either me or Glar.
Oh, Lem, there's no question.
It's you, of course.
Huh?
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Hello.
This is the alien hotline.
Yes. Hi.
I've found the alien.
They're here, and
no weapon can stop them.
You've got to be kidding.
Hello?
Yes, hello.
I've found the alien!
If you've spotted
an alien fleet, dial 1.
For pod people,
dial 2.
I can breathe!
I can breathe!
You speak my language.
That's amazing!
You speak my language.
Yeah. That's
what I just said.
You just said,
"That's what I just said."
Say something else.
Like what?
"Like what."
They're gonna freak
back at Kennedy.
I'm Captain
Charles T. Baker, astronaut.
As-tro-nau-t.
a*s...
Tro-naut.
Lem.
Lem.
Either your name is Lem,
or you want to mate with me.
Houston, we have
a little problem.
What do you want?
Thanks for asking.
Coffee, light,
two sugars.
Do you have any
Frappuccino up here?
Any puff pastry,
too. Thanks.
No, I mean are you here
to take over our world
and, like, eat our brains?
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on.
What kind of
sick planet is this?
First of all, it's supposed to be
uninhabited, okay?
Not full of sea monkeys
dancing to the oldies.
My mission was to plant Old Glory,
whack a few golf ba*ls
and head back to the Kids' Choice Awards.
I'm getting slimed.
What?
You were just talking alien.
Hey, I'm not the
alien here. You are.
Me? You are.
No, you are.
You are. You...
You came to my planet.
An alien planet.
Hello!
Hello.
Not, "Hello."
"Hello!"
Hello... What?
What?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Let's start over.
Look, there's a command module
in orbit right now.
It's running out of fuel.
It has to leave in 74 hours,
and if I'm not on it,
it goes back to Earth
without me. Capisce?
I have to get to my ship
and go back up in space.
Can you help me?
You want me to take you
to your flying saucer? No!
If they catch me helping you, who knows
what they'll do to me?
I'll lose everything.
My life was just getting perfect.
Kid...
You are a kid, right?
I mean, you're not like a thousand-year-old
Yoda or anything?
Never mind. Look, kid,
you're my only hope.
But I suppose
you could leave me stranded.
My wife will have
to support the kids.
Eleven. We have
11 kids, always hungry. Yeah. Yeah.
But, hey,
they'll get by without a father.
The important thing here
is you avoid...
A little trouble.
Alien hotline. What's
the nature of your sighting?
Hello?
Are you there?
Hello? Are you there?
Hey, fella.
Who wants a donut?
Silly dog!
There's your flying saucer.
Now what?
Okay, here's the plan.
You knock out that cop,
then you overpower those two.
You neutralize that one
and handcuff the big guy
to the steering wheel.
That's your plan?
What if they start sh**ting?
You're one of their own.
They'll probably just aim for your legs.
My legs?
Don't your legs
grow back?
No! We're not
like your kind, okay?
I'll tell you what,
eat this.
You become invincible.
Oh, good.
Then you do it.
I can't be seen breaking the law.
I've got the right stuff.
The what?
The right stuff.
It means I have
a lot of courage.
Now go!
Go on! Go! Go! Go!
Hey, Lem,
something wrong?
Left flank.
Move it! Move it!
As you can see, the army
is taking positions,
just like in
The w*r of the Worlds,
getting ready for our
first close encounter
with invaders
from outer space.
Attention!
So they've come.
Captain!
Sir.
Have your men search
the flying saucer.
Yes, sir! Move!
- Hazmat team, go!
- Sir!
Now our brave soldiers
are entering the alien spaceship.
It doesn't look big enough
to be a space destroyer.
Ooh, it's dark in here.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, look!
No sign
of the pilot, sir.
Oops.
Are you getting...
I've never seen
such a heinous weapon.
We are up against
a cruel, sadistic enemy.
Seal off the town. I want
that alien pilot found.
I protest!
♪ They're bumming me out with their bad vibrations ♪
- ♪ Well, there's one thing you gotta do ♪
- Never mind, Captain.
- The alien is right here.
- ♪ And that's stick it to the man ♪
- Grab him!
- Yes, sir!
♪ Stick it to... ♪
Ow!
Glar's not the alien!
Oh, no? Then what
do you call this?
Hair.
He likes it long.
Very unusual.
You might even say,
very alien!
Excuse me! General!
He does go to the high school.
Glar's just trying
to say the aliens might be friendly.
Oh, Lem!
Lem, you know astronomy.
If an alien
came all this way,
wouldn't it be
smart enough to come in peace?
Uh...
No! No! No!
No! No!
Uh...
I mean, they've come to
harvest our organs,
make us sl*ves.
Me?
We should all, all of us,
right now, go home and hide.
Huh?
That's a sensible
young man. Let him go.
And the rest of you,
go to your homes and wait for instructions.
Hi.
Go back to your homes.
Show's over.
Okay, come on, come on.
Hurry up.
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Great! Just great!
Look, I said I'd take you
to your flying saucer, okay?
Well, there it is.
Now, leave.
I'll get you a blanket
and a pillow for the night.
It's a miracle
I'm gonna need.
Mmm?
Oh, you...
You like the stone? You like the stone?
Go! Go! Go get it!
There it is! Stop!
Don't move!
I'm gonna tell Aunt Mary about Uncle John
♪ He said he has the music but he got a lot of fun ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
♪ Yeah, baby ♪
♪ Whoo, baby ♪
♪ I'm having me some fun tonight ♪
♪ Well, long, tall Sally She's built for speed ♪
♪ She got everything that Uncle John need ♪
♪ Oh, baby ♪
♪ Yeah, baby ♪
♪ Whoo, baby ♪
♪ I'm having me some fun tonight ♪
Aliens are quite like us,
except they have two sets of teeth,
hypodermic fingertips
and hypnotic eyes to control our brains
and turn us into
an army of zombies and destroy our world.
What?
Remember, anyone
caught helping the aliens
will go to jail.
Jail?
This is great!
Yesterday,
my life was perfect,
and now, I'm the most wanted
super-criminal in the world.
At least you have a world.
I'll probably
never see mine again.
Our preliminary procedures
have been completed, sir.
The spacecraft
is quarantined.
We're looking for a place
for your headquarters, sir, and...
Still no trace
of the alien, sir.
Where would you hide
if you were an alien?
Hide?
Bravo, General.
An alien invader
spends over $500
to fly across
the universe
to hide.
You clown! He's here
to take over our minds!
Even yours!
Diabolical!
Captain, place me
under arrest.
Not so fast, General.
I've trained my superior intellect
to recognize
alien mind sl*ves.
You're clean.
But, uh, he's a zombie,
and those two.
How will we know
who is a zombie?
Well, zombies don't
feel any pain.
You're clean.
You, too.
General, you must
capture the alien alive and bring it to me.
I will unlock the secrets
of its marvelous brain.
Captain, search the town.
Go door to door if you must,
but find that alien.
Ha, ha! Hello, Plark,
if that really is you.
Have a nice day,
Serbok,
or should I call you
by your alien name?
It's you.
It's you!
It's you!
How come I have to
go to the dentist
if it's the end
of the world, Mom?
Invasion or not,
you've got to go.
My mom's a zombie! Help!
Huh?
Huh?
Zombie!
Mmm-hmm. Okay, right,
so, this is the last street we're gonna do today.
Okay,
let's start at this end.
Wait. I think
I'm a zombie.
I'm hearing an irritating,
piercing voice in the back of my head.
Oh, shut up.
It's me.
It's there again!
It's me, you moron.
Hey, what's that?
Hey, look.
That's funny!
Look at it! Look at the dog!
Mom?
Mom? Mom!
Don't come in!
Rover? Boy, am I glad
to see you! Rover!
Rover?
He's a probe we sent
to take pictures of your world.
Hey! A planet
full of aliens,
and you sent back
pictures of rocks?
Bad boy! Bad boy.
Mom, don't come in!
The alien!
Whoa! Can I get
your autograph?
Eckle, this isn't a comic book, okay?
It's serious.
I don't mind.
It comes with being a national hero.
And... And my
Humaniacs poster?
And my...
And my chest?
Mmm. Uh...
Hey, how about a snapshot?
Get one
of me looking up at the stars.
Mom!
I saw the alien
last night. I am so in.
I got this guy
wrapped around my little finger.
Let me tell you,
this alien's not so scary.
Uh...
Your personal chef
reporting for duty, sir.
May I give you some tasty
suggestions for tonight?
I've got a list
of the fattest teachers in my school
in case you're looking
for a light snack.
Skiff, stop. He's not here
to eat us or anything. He's harmless
to everyone
but me.
Better let me
do the talking.
I think
he's eyeing you for dessert.
Aw!
It's kind of cute,
the way he does that.
Oh, great. Let's
just have a party!
We're doing a routine
search for the alien.
Don't sh**t!
Don't sh**t.
It's trying to
control our minds.
What do we do?
Don't look
in its eyes.
That's how they
take over your brain.
Brains?
That's right, brains!
You are my zombie sl*ves.
I want to control your brains.
It's inside my head!
Ooh!
Its will is too strong!
Ooh!
♪ Hey, Macarena ♪
Command us, Master.
Command me, too.
It's not real.
I think I know
when I'm being mind-controlled.
Hey, maybe they
could get me on my ship.
I'm leaning toward
"probably not."
...an extensive search.
But I think I know who can.
In the meantime at the landing site,
just to the left of me here,
everything is checked and double-checked.
The High Command taking
control of the situation...
You want our home
for your headquarters?
Gee, that would be
a great honor.
Honey, tell Lem
we have guests.
Lem, there's someone
you'd like to...
Oh!
Check the papers.
Kiss the ship
goodbye, Rover.
You really think
you can get me on TV?
You're the biggest
story in history.
The whole planet
will watch.
The whole planet?
Interesting.
I left my hair products on the ship,
but I could improvise.
You know, astronauts have to deal
with any kind of emergency.
I get it. He can tell
everyone he's peaceful.
All we need is a safe place,
that TV reporter,
and then we can all
get on with our lives.
Skiff, the comic book store,
let's go there.
Okay, but if he's not housebroken, you're
cleaning up his mess.
We need a slogan,
like something that says,
"It's a bummer to make w*r on the aliens
when we should make..." Uh...
Hey, Neera! Hi! Hi!
k*ll any aliens, Lem?
k*ll any... Oh, no, you don't understand.
These soldiers aren't...
Oh, great! This day
gets better and better.
General Grawl, you better
take a look at this.
Professor, take a look.
Hmm.
This is obviously
alien writing.
It says,
"Surrender or die,"
and this is a list
of surrender terms.
Diabolical.
What are you doing
in Lem's room?
I'm afraid your son
is a zombie.
Hey, kid,
what's bugging you?
Neera.
What is that,
like an alien hernia?
Well, sort of.
It's the girl of my dreams,
and now she hates me.
Whoa! Hate's
a strong word.
Maybe she just
dislikes you.
Plus, there's
another guy, Glar.
Okay. You know
your problem?
It's not Glar or Neera.
It's Lem.
Look at you.
You're so left-brain.
Or is it right brain?
Whatever.
You're like the chief of control.
You've got to loosen up.
We've got a little time.
You, my friend, are in luck.
The doctor is in.
Me and green bean
need to talk.
Before we begin,
I have a technical question.
Are you considered
very ugly on this planet?
What?
Because I can't tell.
No.
I mean, I'm okay.
Oh, good. Good.
Why do chicks dig me?
Because I'm handsome?
Because I'm an astronaut?
Yes, and yes.
But it's also because of Chuck Baker's
three steps to romance.
Spot your prey.
Make your move.
Show no mercy.
Hey, baby.
I saw you
across the bar.
Are sparks flying
or is this place
on fire?
Uh...
You're sure you're
not ugly, right?
I think so.
Baby, tomorrow
I go up in space, maybe never to return.
Let's make
our last night a night...
To remember.
Lem! The cork!
The cork!
Remember the plan!
The only plan here
is to get Chuck on TV.
I'll be right back with the reporter.
I'm leaving you in charge.
In charge?
You heard him.
Things are going to be
different around here.
My wish is
your command.
Come on, boys,
let's track down this story.
We need an alien
for the 6:00 news.
Wait! Stop! Hey! Uh...
- We're really upset!
- Yeah.
- Upset we really are!
- Yeah.
Are we upset, really?
Neera! I need
to talk to you.
Oh. I thought you were
after the alien.
That's not
what's going on.
Then what is?
- I...
- ♪ Lem! ♪
♪ Mysterious Lem ♪
♪ Tell us the secrets of your heart ♪
Uh...
I can't say.
Lem, I always thought
we'd be together,
but I need someone
who doesn't always believe what he's been told.
It's like Glar says,
"The times,
"they are a-different."
Maybe you should go.
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
Hey, baby.
What?
Is this place sparking
or is fire making this a night
to show no mercy?
Did I happen to mention
I'm not ugly?
Whoa!
Are you crazy?
Whoa!
Hey, is this guy
giving you bad vibrations?
Lem was just leaving.
I'm hungry, guys.
Are you kidding me?
If you have to do a number one,
use these papers.
If you have to do
a number two, go outside.
And, if it's
number three,
I can't help you.
Got you, alien!
Victory or extinction!
Oh, yeah? In space,
no one can hear you scream!
You missed!
Crush, k*ll, destroy.
Bang, bang! Ha, ha!
Hey, Master!
We want to be destroyed, too!
Quick, cover the camera!
If it gets damaged again,
we'll have to pay for it.
You're afraid of a widdle storm.
It's nothing. You see?
Rover!
Rover!
Sit, Rover! Sit! Stop!
Heel! Roll over! Come back! Listen...
You can't escape the tractor beam.
It's pulling you to your doom!
6:00 news,
here we go.
...going on a journey.
Huh?
Soon, we will crush
the rebel alliance and control the galaxy.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
You are a rebel spy
and a traitor to the Empire.
Take her away.
Skiff!
Hasta la vista, baby.
You are terminated.
General, over there.
Aren't those comic books?
Captain, get your men!
We gotta get
out of here now!
Move it! Move it!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Chuck, come on!
Sorry, pal.
Too dangerous. But...
Out!
You there! Stop!
Don't lose him, sir!
Wow!
Don't you ever
run off like that.
What if they took you to the pound?
How would I find you?
Whoa!
Lem?
Oh, boy!
We'd better run!
Let's move!
Move! Move!
Move! Move! Move!
Move it!
Move it! Move it! Go!
Let the doctor
handle this.
Ladies, who wants
to meet an astronaut?
Ow! Ladies!
One at a time! Chuck!
I'm on Facebook!
Ready?
Look out!
The monster!
It's getting away!
Got you!
Rover? No!
Quick,
hotwire the car!
What?
Hotwire the who?
When are you green goobers
going to evolve?
Attention, all personnel.
What's the matter?
Why did he do it?
I was gonna
teach him to beg and everything.
Amazing! The alien's
brain is so powerful,
it's controlling them
even now.
What is it
telling you to do?
Um, I think I'm
supposed to dig a hive for the alien queen.
Yeah. I'm supposed
to blow up things.
I mean,
unless you need help with the hive.
Oh, no, I'm good.
You sure?
I'm good.
Never mind them,
Professor.
This thing has
all the answers.
Where's your master? Talk!
The flying saucer is going to
an undisclosed location
to be taken
apart and studied.
This reporter is now
going to reveal to you where that location is.
Uh, this reporter
has just been told that if I do that,
I will be taken apart
and studied.
Oh, look.
That's perfect. That's great.
Oh, just great!
Perfect!
John Glenn goes around the world,
he's a senator for life.
I went across
the fricking universe!
I should be governor,
minimum!
But, no,
I'm marooned here on this stupid rock!
Uh...
This stupid rock
is my home,
or it was until you came along
and ruined everything!
I want my life back,
unless, I don't know,
maybe there's
something else you want to ruin.
Who's that?
My boss.
Sorry, Mr. Hucklo.
It's just for one little night.
Maybe a week.
I really hope this doesn't affect
our working relationship.
Huh?
Oh, great!
Just great! Fired.
Say, why don't you
just harvest my organs
and get it over with?
Oh, great. Now look what you did.
You made him really upset.
Lem?
You're looking
right at my home.
See that star,
the little red one?
Circling that star is
a planet called Earth.
It's about 20 billion
miles away, give or take.
There's no way
space is that big.
What?
Are you kidding?
There's billions
of galaxies,
and each galaxy has
billions of stars.
Next to that, kid,
our planets are just dust in the wind.
So, nothing
I knew was right?
Come on.
You knew about Neera.
I mean, look at her.
Lose the antennae,
get some plastic surgery, she's a hottie.
I don't have
the right stuff, like you.
Kid...
I never had
the right stuff.
I'm a button pusher,
Spam in a can.
I don't even fly the ship.
It's all automatic.
I only got this far
on charm and my rugged good looks.
You risked everything
to help a stranger from another world.
You're the one
with the right stuff.
Get out of here.
Finally! We've been
looking for you!
Guys!
Great hiding spot.
I call the closet.
No way! Let's go
fight the army.
How's your species
at hiding?
Can you change your
skin to this color?
Your call, Captain Baker.
What's it going to be, fight or hide?
Neither.
I think Lem's saying
he wants the closet.
I'll tell you what
it's going to be.
We're gonna go get
Chuck back to his ship.
Skiff, you were right
about Base 9.
That's where
they have his ship.
But we don't
know where it is.
Yes, we do.
Rover found me.
He's also programmed to find my ship.
Wait,
where is Rover?
It's too painful
to talk about.
It's okay.
They've got him at
the comic book shop.
Well, then,
we've got to go get him.
Hold on.
The whole army's looking for you two.
You can't just
stroll through town.
Wait, wait, that new movie,
doesn't that open tonight?
Yeah. Why?
The citizens of Glipforg
are undaunted by alien invaders
and are bravely going about
their normal routines.
Ow!
Got you!
There's the comic book store.
Let's go.
What great
costumes!
You two are finalists.
Up on stage.
Oh, uh, we're not here to
enter the contest.
Then why are you
dressed like aliens?
Uh, we're here
to win
the contest.
What?
Yeah, good.
Trust me. Trust me.
Mmm-hmm.
Private,
come here.
Hold your fire, soldier.
Take us to your leader.
Welcome to the Humaniacs III
Costume Contest.
We're really upset!
We're really upset!
Let's hear it
for the finalists.
What are we
supposed to do?
Give them their daily
minimum dose of Chuck.
Hello, Humaniacs!
♪ ...overhead lifters and four-barrel carbs Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Greased Lightning Go, Greased Lightning ♪
♪ A fuel-injection cut-off and chrome-plated rods Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Greased Lightning Go, Greased Lightning ♪
Come on, Lem!
♪ You know you'll be a hit When you get right into it ♪
♪ Greased Lightning ♪
♪ Go, Greased Lightning You're burning up the quarter mile ♪
♪ Greased Lightning Go, Greased Lightning ♪
Look at me.
Watch this.
♪ Go, Greased Lightning You 're coasting through the heat lap trial ♪
♪ Greased Lightning Go, Greased Lightning ♪
♪ You are supreme You're such a dream ♪
Yeah! That's it!
♪ Greased Lightning ♪
♪ Oh, yeah! Bust a move, green machine. ♪
♪ Greased Lightning, go! ♪
♪ Go, go, go Greased Lightning ♪
♪ You are supreme ♪
♪ You're such a dream ♪
♪ Greased Lightning ♪
All right!
The alien!
Lem!
Over here!
There he is!
All of these costumes!
Sir, how do we find the alien?
Simple, Captain.
Like us, the alien is in uniform.
Grab him!
I got you!
Chuck!
No! No! Get off!
Okay,
keep back.
Move.
Time to meet
the monster face to face.
Look at it, Professor.
It's hideous.
And that smell...
Hey, you try wearing
the same suit for three weeks.
What a remarkable brain
you must have.
An incision here and here,
it should pop right out.
Huh?
No! You're making a mistake!
He's friendly!
Oh! This poor boy's
obviously a zombie.
I'll remove
his brain, too.
Ooh!
You are no longer
needed, sl*ve.
I release you. Return
to your puny life.
Kid, I'm going down anyway.
There's no need
for you to come with me.
Thanks for everything.
How about it,
Professor?
Hmm.
Difficult to tell.
Do you still believe
the alien is friendly?
No.
This boy is free!
Oh, Lem! We're so glad
you're not a zombie!
What about
the alien spawn, sir?
I want it destroyed,
one little piece at a time.
All right, let's get
these aliens to Base 9!
Not that it exists.
Move it!
Go on.
Get in!
We're here to honor
a young man who survived
a harrowing ordeal
at the hands of the alien monster.
Lem, come on out!
Son?
Lem, I understand you'll
be working right here after you graduate,
teaching about
the mysteries of space.
Give us a preview
of what we'll learn.
Well, we know everything
about our universe.
It's 500 miles long
500 miles!
Remarkable!
I can't.
Space isn't 500 miles.
It's not.
It's so much bigger than we can imagine.
There's billions
of galaxies,
and each galaxy has
billions of stars,
and next to that,
our planet is just...
Excuse me.
Lem?
I know I was
kind of harsh.
I'm really sorry.
Ouch!
Oh, hi, Neera.
What are you doing?
It's called hotwiring.
It's how they
start cars on Earth.
Lem, um,
I was thinking...
Well, you know,
now that this is all over...
Yeah, Neera?
Maybe we could...
Lem, you left
everyone hanging!
I'm going to
go find Chuck.
But how?
It's impossible without Rover!
My little Rovie.
I can still hear
his wagging little antenna.
Rover?
Rover!
Rover! Rover!
You're alive!
But how did you get out?
Good going, boy!
Rover, Rover, can you find Chuck?
Where's Chuck?
You're going with me?
Mmm-hmm.
All right!
Thought you could
take over our world?
Your kind knows
no decency.
You mean chick magnets?
No, aliens.
Tell us your
invasion plans!
And don't bother
taking over my mind.
If you do,
Captain Kisno has orders to sh**t me.
If you take over
Captain Kisno's mind,
Lieutenant Groit has
orders to sh**t him.
If you take over
Lieutenant Groit's mind,
Sergeant York will sh**t Captain Kisno,
Lieutenant Groit and myself,
along with these
three soldiers.
Each man has
a designated target in the squad.
Should you succeed
in taking over all our minds,
Corporal Hisk has orders
to electrocute everyone.
If this fails, the entire
base is rigged to blow at the touch of a button.
Uh, General, sir?
Am I supposed to sh**t Hecknavar or Kolski?
I sh**t Kolski.
No. You sh**t Meckavoy.
Well, then who
shoots Kolski?
I can sh**t myself.
That won't be necessary.
Hecknavar, you sh**t Kolski, Captain Kisno
and graze
Corporal Hisk.
Yes, sir!
Ow!
Not yet!
Drop your weapon!
You.
No! You first.
You're mine,
Hecknavar!
I'm not taking my eyes off Kisno.
Drop it, dirtbag!
Oops!
Hold your fire!
Hold your fire!
Captain Kisno,
get everyone out of here.
You're not thinking
all this is my fault, right?
All right,
if you won't tell us,
there's another way
to unlock the secrets of your brain.
Professor Kipple!
He's all yours.
He thinks
we've found him.
Hang on, Chuck.
We'll find you.
Ah! There you are.
I was just warming up for you.
Ah! Now, we'll have
that brain out in no time.
You don't want my brain.
It's useless.
I spent four years at a party school.
Trust me, it's mush.
Hello?
Anyone here?
Skiff, what are
you doing?
Oh, come on.
No one's around.
I'm not going to
get caught.
Hey! Look, look, look.
I'm paying! I'm paying!
The thing with the...
I mean, it just
went over the...
Wow!
Base 9.
This is amazing!
I was right again!
How do we get in
without being seen?
Huh?
♪ Well, I tried to get along Tried to play along happily ♪
♪ But I'm sorry, Officer Your rules ain't no good for me ♪
♪ There's one thing you've got to do ♪
♪ And that's stick it to the man ♪
♪ Stick it to the Stick it to the... ♪
♪ Stick it to... ♪
Ow! Ooh! Ah!
Now!
Cool.
I don't suppose your planet's
invented painkillers?
Yeah! Good work, Rover!
Guys! This is
so Luke Skywalker!
Uh, by the way,
you're not brother and sister, right?
How much time
is left?
Just enough.
Rover here will take us
right to my ship.
That's a funny place
for his antenna.
Captain, I want
the whole base on red alert!
Yes, sir!
General, you must
save its brain!
I'm more concerned
with saving a world.
That professor's
a genius.
I feel positively effervescent.
In fine fettle.
What a salubrious experience!
Well said.
Cheers!
Huh?
My ship!
Way to go, kid!
Step away from the flying saucer!
And put your
hands in the air.
There was never
a chance you'd get away.
You'd destroy
the whole base just to get me?
That is sick!
Actually, it's
kind of flattering.
Sick?
Sick, young lady,
is helping the enemy of your world.
Sick is befriending a creature
that's so completely
different.
Sick is...
Well, look, it's right
in front of you!
I'm sorry, Professor.
It's too dangerous
to let the alien
live another minute.
Wait! Wait! Wait! Stop!
General, I know
what you're afraid of,
and it's not Chuck.
It's not monsters
or aliens.
It's the unknown.
I've spent my whole life
running from it,
and I think
maybe you have, too,
but I'm telling you,
the unknown isn't something to be afraid of.
It can be
your best friend.
And just when you think
that it means the end of everything you know,
it's really
just the beginning.
Base destruct, two minutes.
What are you
looking at? Run!
Take that!
Everyone on board!
Let's go!
Attention, all personnel.
Evacuate base immediately.
What are you doing?
I can't leave him here.
Why not?
Because he's got
the right stuff.
Base destruct, 60 seconds.
There's no time
for autopilot.
What's the matter now?
I'm going to have
to pilot this bucket.
Base destruct in 15 seconds.
She is so heavy!
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
five, four, three, two, one.
Yeah!
You guys should
check this out.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Hey, what
do you think?
Such a big universe.
I am definitely
coming back here.
Am I a zombie now?
This guy reads
too many comic books.
Hey, Neera,
um, now that
this is all over,
would you want to...
Yes.
But you didn't hear
what I was gonna...
Gross!
Strap in, everyone,
'cause I'm taking you home.
Hey, it's Lem!
Hi!
The General, too.
The monster!
It's all right, Chief.
He's with me.
Soldiers,
attention!
There is among us
an astronaut.
Captain, thanks for
coming back for me.
A pleasure, General.
Maybe next time
you have guests
you'll throw
a better party.
Kid, how would you
like to be president
of the local Chuck Baker,
Party Maker Fan Club?
Oh, yeah!
Oh, can I join?
Be a good boy,
And don't forget
to drink your oil.
Rover, you coming?
Or do you want
to stay here?
Rover! My
little bitty boy!
Lem,
you saved my life.
You saved mine, too.
That was a, uh,
man hug, just then.
It's very big
on my planet.
Mmm?
Hey, take care
of this guy, okay?
You're a great planet,
and your '50s are fine,
but give me a call
when you get to the '60s,
'cause that's gonna be fun.
♪ I've got a point to make I ain't being nasty ♪
♪ Operation turning our nation to an army ♪
♪ They're trying to hold us down with their new revelations ♪
♪ They're bumming me out with their bad vibrations ♪
♪ Well, I tried to get along Tried to play along constantly ♪
♪ But I'm sorry, Officer Your rules ain't no good for me ♪
♪ Well, there's one thing you've got to do ♪
♪ And that's stick it to the man ♪
♪ Stick it to the Stick it to the man ♪
♪ Join the cause and fight the system ♪
♪ Sit outside your house until you stop and listen ♪
♪ Well, I've got a girl who's fighting with me ♪
♪ She's got long hair, green skin And totally digs me ♪
♪ Well, I tried to get along Tried to sing along constantly ♪
♪ But I'm sorry, Officer Your rules ain't no good for me ♪
♪ But there's one thing I've learned in this town ♪
♪ That is the man's a clown ♪
♪ So come on Don't let me down ♪
♪ You got to stick it to the man ♪
♪ Stick it to the Stick it to the man ♪
♪ I don't want to protest on my own ♪
♪ Stick it to the Stick it to the man ♪
Doc, that brain
operation was inspired.
You simply must try it.
No, no, no, no!
No! No, no.
♪ Stick it to the Stick it to the man ♪
♪ Stick it to the Stick it to the man ♪
Oh, no, no, boy.
Easy, easy.
Not the tongue.
Not the...
This is gonna be
a long trip.
♪ Well, I tried to save the world ♪
♪ But we ran out of words to say ♪
♪ So instead I write this song ♪
♪ With a guitar full of chords to play ♪
♪ Well, I didn't really write them anyway ♪
♪ Well I tried to build a boat So I could sail myself away ♪
♪ But I ran out of wood ♪
♪ Left standing on the harbor in the rain ♪
♪ Well, I'll only get seasick anyway ♪
♪ Yeah, I'll only get seasick anyway ♪
♪ Who can it be Knocking at my door? ♪
♪ I hope it ain't the man ♪
♪ Coming to start a w*r against me ♪
♪ Who can it be Knocking at my door? ♪
♪ I hope it ain't the man ♪
♪ Coming to start a w*r against me ♪
♪ It's a sight I never hope to ♪
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Planet 51 (2009)
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