It's alive!
Aah!
This is me, and this is Seth Green.
We're married.
Hey! Kool-aid!
Oh, you... oh!
Oh, no!
We need Voltron!
Right away. Voltron Force, assemble!
- Voltron!
- Voltron!
Oh, shake it, baby!
Oh, yeah!
Keith, the enemy ships are falling back.
Head's up, team.
- Better form Voltron.
- Right!
Pidge, get off!
He's holding a w*apon!
Let me see you work it, work it
- Huh?
- Huh?
Watch you work it, work it
Back again, it's the robobeast digger
Can't stop bling, can't stop trigger finger
Throw away the law,
no rhyme on his money spit
Cristal bangin', and my paper
keep the honeys grinnin'
We just got served, team.
- Voltron, represent!
- Voltron, represent!
Why are you gonna front like a punk
that's got that steel?
You dat bitch stick your ass on the block
tryin' to pay those bills
Now drop this bass
Six hour force on to get work
like Heartbreak Ridge
I'm-a punk yo face
Wipin' up your blood with the panties
that I stole from the Benz
Ho ho ho ho ho
Work it out
Ho ho ho ho ho
Work it out
Ho ho ho ho ho
Work it out
Back to yo ass, put a dent in a robot
Want a wish, get a vacuum robot
Shock to the dome,
put a block in a robot
Six feet under in the grave
with a robot
Ho ho ho ho ho
Work it out
Ho ho ho ho ho
Work it out
Ho ho ho ho ho
Work it out
Let me see you work it, work
Get on the floor and work it, work it
Are you ever gonna work it, work it?
Come on, man, just work it out
Let me see you work it, work it
I wanna watch you work it, work it
Here's a dollar, now work it, work it
Just work it out
Come on, man, just work it out
We're out of moves!
Time for a desperation measure, team.
Served! Served!
Served! Served! Served! Served!
Served! Served! Served! Served!
Served! Served! Served!
Hey, who's laughing now, bi-otch?
Huh? Huh?
And in other news tonight,
Voltron got totally served.
Damn!
This is me, and this is Stalin.
We're married.
- I hope you brought protection.
- Yeah. You are so hot.
Get in here.
The mongoose may be small...
but he's one of the fiercest K*llers
in the animal kingdom.
When the mongoose
finally spots its target...
the strike is precise and deadly.
The president has been shot.
Repeat.
The president has been shot.
No animal is immune
from the tormenting cackle of the hyena.
Look at him! He was so friggin' fat.
Some king of the jungle.
He needs a mouse to help.
Uh-oh.
Ow! Ow! OK!
Ow! Ow! Aah!
Uh, yes, hi.
I'd like to report a domestic disturbance.
But I didn't do anything!
Officer, no!
He never laid a paw on me.
I swear! You... You can't!
So... single, huh?
Truly, the lemming is nature's ret*rd.
To freedom!
Let's go back to your place.
Do you have any condoms?
Who needs condoms?
Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man.
Ow! Ow! A little help?
The year is ,
and Walt Disney is dead.
The beloved cartoonist, movie maker,
and hero to the American family...
left specific instructions
to be carried out upon his death.
OK. Do it.
Did he really say
this should be done with a chainsaw?
Never question him.
The public would never know...
what mad experiments took place
under the Matterhorn that day.
Did it work?
I... hunger!
Bring in the first Cuban child.
Walt Disney must feed!
No! No! No, no! No, no!
Yes. Yes!
Yes!
As the years went by,
Disney's power would grow.
He demanded a Disney park
be built in Florida...
so he could be closer
to his Cuban food supply.
Sir, I need your approval
on these expansion plans.
Busy! Eating!
You didn't see anything! You got that?
God help me! Ohh!
Aw...
Walt Disney's lust
for the flesh of Cuban children...
was kept under control
until one fateful day.
The long journey of Elian Gonzales
has finally come to a close.
After being taken by federal agents
from his temporary home in Miami...
little Elian has been reunited
with his family in Cuba.
Elian? Elian!
No! No!
- No! Stop, sir!
- Aah!
Aah!
Elian!
Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba!
Uhh!
Unh!
Ahh!
Yaah!
Elian!
Here I am.
Elian?
If it will stop the devastation
on my beloved Cuban people...
I will sacrifice myself to you.
Ahh!
Die, American beast!
Aah!
We must always remember
the sacrifices made today...
by the brave Cuban soldiers...
whose deaths
will not be known outside of Cuba...
thanks to the American embargo.
I love doing that.
Trash. Trash. Not mine. Garbage.
Garbage. Not mine. Ooh! We'll take that.
Huh.
Eee!
I got it! I got it! Ohh!
Uhh!
To be... ooh!
Ohh!
Unh!
Ooh!
Unh!
Uhh!
Ow!
Hey!
- Ow!
- Ooh!
- Ahh!
- Uhh!
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
- Ooh!
- Aah!
Unh!
Thank you.
Thank you all so much... ohh!
Oh-ho!
- Ba-gawk!
- Bock.
01x05 - Toyz in the Hood
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American adult animated comedy with a series of pop-culture parodies about everything.
American adult animated comedy with a series of pop-culture parodies about everything.