Oh long ago in the forest there was a
hidden village where tiny creatures live
they call themselves Smurfs they were
good then there was Gargamel the evil
wizard he was bad oh I hate Smurfs I'll
get you I'll get all of you if it's the
last thing I ever do oh I'll get you
I appraise your village someday you will
be fair well the forest is still there
and if you listen you may hear
Gargamel's rage and if you are good you
may just catch a glimpse of the Smurfs
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nobody out we're talking to the Witch
and gets away with it and that includes
those horrid little Smurfs
they made a fool of me they destroyed my
magic blockage
they even Ruffy of one of mine but
luckily I have eight more in which to
get my revenge there was oh yes last of
that red dash of toads it and voila
it's ready here's to the Smurfs and
their downfall I did it I'm a smurf it's
a perfect transformation oh except I I
haven't got a tail drat
I just have to make one up oh my oh this
isn't going to be easy this P should do
for starters there I just add a splash
of color there now a spot of blue and
presto
at last I'm perfect all I have to do is
find one Smurf but we're a course a
sarsaparilla bean is a disgustingly
sweet smelling place sure to attract
disgustingly sweet
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under needled up the deer Oh a smurf of
beauty is a joy forever oh brother
hello fellow Smurfs oh hi have some
sarsaparilla Lee oh yeah it's cure this
is terrible good say didn't you love
smurfing with Papa Smurf but the Smurfs
yester Smurf huh oh yeah yes of course I
did what in the world he talkin about
well we better Smurf back to the village
now we're getting somewhere
hey sis everybody places oh boy it's
time to celebrate the Smurfs Smurfs time
for me celebrate my you there Smurf
where are you going
Oh get back in line
the celebration is about to start
alright Smurfs
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we're snorting instead of smurfy you
better go elsewhere snort a smurf until
you learn stop causing trouble
have causing trouble but I've only just
begun
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hmm not bad little poison root Rock
should spice things up considerably boy
I'm starving shahram hungry
I hate hungry eat hearty Smurfs
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thank you having any surety no I'm not
very hungry
it must be slow working poison you sure
you don't feel ill talk quickly snorting
Smurf we're worried about you
yo jittery and you're not eating now
open wide
no oh I'm at a low poison diet
oh I mean huh I think I just need a
breath of stale air I must find out what
went wrong
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dirty laundry wash out but I don't get
them yet I will I will make this a
bridge over troubled water
snorting Smurf I got a surprise for ya
for me oh you shouldn't have
why you little smart aleck haha oh wait
he just gave me a brilliant idea
you
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hi dear little Smurfs this is indeed a
brand occasion it's thanks to your heart
Smurf we were able to Smurf this Smurf
apart which will finally allow us to
Smurf to the other side if I never hear
the word Smurf again it will be too soon
and all been waiting for little sabotage
sabotage hey Snorri what are you doing
over there come on I must find another
plan
Oh Morty grab ahold of this rope all
right what could have possibly caused
the bridge to collapse
Smurfs I have some shocking news
today's accidents on the bridge was no
accident
there is a Smurf among us huh a slur
book it must be something dangerous
around here
I better my revenge elsewhere huh -
somebody lost their tail oh hey better
what me oh not smart
is this your tail tail name of us were a
smurf alumnus is a face Murph turn
around
ouch lads bench me see if your tail was
real a fixture McNally do I'll pick me
all the others I've got tonight while
everyone's asleep I'll burn the village
down start II am queen Papa Smurf is
something important you tella
Smurfs there is an impostor among us a
fake Smurf with a fake tail ah oh oh if
your tail wheel or you fight Smurfs
hey my way out of my way
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you in there who are you I am Haggadah
the wicked ravishing witch
I'm making a magic room to return me to
normal then I'll stamp you out I'll
squash you all hurry we must break the
door down a few more blasts of toad
spittin ready we're too late I got you
now you little blue button skis wait a
minute
you're also told no it's you or spawn
stay away from me Oh
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when smurfer before she gets away wait I
can explain everything
we know those nasty little things I
think I was only kidding I just wanted
to be one you don't you believe your
dear old and dog look can't we go to my
face and discuss this over some nice
warm hemlock and that chocolate chip
cookie oh maybe we should act and then
again maybe we shouldn't all right Agata
this is the end of the line oh no please
you'll never hear my snort in the
village again I know never cross this
line again you troublemaking witch
I'll be gone and may your struggle size
be a lesson to you to mend your evil
ways oh thank you
they haven't seen the last of me yeah I
still have plenty of lives left you know
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Mom
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there is other experience from for the
only places nobody
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my latest stroke of evil genius
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this will turn me into something those
sniveling smurfs can't resist
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ah a smurf berry patch just a place to
snare a smurf
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now a little bit of this
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what's the baby doing in the forest
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oh goodness me a baby
oh where in the world did you come from
huh oh i bet you're hungry as a chicken
i'll take you home and feed you some
yummy strained smurf fairies
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where did baby smurfs come from brainy
huh huh well baby smurfs come from uh
well this is certainly a ridiculous
question isn't he just the cutest thing
in the world cute i don't think he's
cute i agree in fact he's kind of ugly
he is not ugly brainy he's just well
unique looking yes he's certainly not as
smurfy as i am but still i must admit he
is unique looking well i think he's very
smurfy and i'm gonna make him a present
somebody say present
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i'll get some smurf berry jam i've got
an extra blanket boss murph some flowers
i hate baby smurfs
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hiya baby smurf look what i made for you
pretty smurfy huh
a smurfer bye baby on the treetop when
the wind blows the cradle
don't cry please huh uh i'll pick up the
speed a little okay
oh oh oh hi baby
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do why you miserable like i mean
hey look at that he likes my cake
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no grouchy there is something very
familiar about this baby smurf
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what is it about him
you don't touch me you
maybe i'll remember let's go grouchy
baby smurf needs his rest
oh what's baby drinking no no no what is
this
yuck oh it it smells like poison and
poor baby almost drank it
do you empty headed you i mean
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baby spurfs babies first nothing about
maybe smurfs
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hmm
essence of wormwood
what is some smurf there what's smurfing
on here
well look at this who could have smurfed
such a mess i thought i locked this
cabinet
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i must think of something else what's
this aha the rare cactus petrificus now
that gives me a most wicked idea
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good morning vanity didn't you hear me
vanity i said good morning and i think
it's extremely rude not to
vanity
one
two
three
did you hear what happened to vanity and
brainy there
petrified what smurf an honor out here i
don't know but i don't want to catch it
but it inspires me to write and go to
petrification
to stand still atop a windy hill
maybe i'll change that to an ultra
getting out of here
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oh boo hoo
something puppet
has happened what's wrong smurfette some
awful terrible thing is turning all the
smurfs and stones to stone smurf is me
what about baby smurf i don't know i
can't find them anywhere
come on let's get to the bottom of this
these poor smurfs
quick bring them to my lab i must find a
cure
right smurf someone's been in here oh no
my cactus petrificus that's what's
petrifying my smurfs but who's doing it
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i hate pedro fight smurfs
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i hate runaway wheelbarrows too
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know
what this weight it will take years to
petrify all these miserable smurfs i
need a way to to vote him all up at once
that's it i brought him all up
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soon this village will be nothing but a
pile of brewed dirt
at precisely seven o'clock the sun will
set on these miserable smurfs for the
last time
baby smurf where are you
oh that niggling wench baby
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what's that
oh baby smurf what are you just doing
i'm throwing all you wild with those
smurfs to smithereens
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yes this should do it
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just as i suspected it was baby smurf
all along
but he's just a baby that wasn't a baby
that was cargamel
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did we give every smurf the antidote oh
i think so
it won't be wrong now
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crazy
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here we go
a few more seconds and kapoor no more
smurfs
three two one and presto
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what happened to that miserable
madness me where's my b*mb
whoops
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huh
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what are you looking at
you feline fool how dare you attack me
no never mind at least i don't have to
look like a disgusting smurf anymore how
mortifying now where did i put those bad
luck charms
i can't find them i thought i put them
over here that no nope
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