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10x369 - Oars + Moria! The Most Heinous Combination of Brains and Brawn

Episode transcripts for the TV show "One Piece". Aired: July 22, 1997 – present.*
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Japanese animated television series based on the successful manga of the same name.

10x369 - Oars + Moria! The Most Heinous Combination of Brains and Brawn

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Travel across the oceans of the world

Bellow a battle cry

Once your heart feels refreshed, let the signal to set sail ring out

We've left the established course

Right now, we're rowing straight toward

The borderline between the sky and the ocean

In the dark depths of the ocean, adventure holds its breath

Don't you have a good time just imagining it?

Travel across the oceans of the world

Bellow a battle cry

Once your heart feels refreshed, let the signal to set sail ring out

"That feeling" I get when embarking

Is something I hope to remember always

If I can, I won't be afraid of anything

With our pulses racing, let's go on a trip now

Shy hearts engrave the rhythm of adventure

Snatch up the treasure here and there

While laughing out loud

As we dash by like a noisy party

Make some waves...

Life is "Adventurous"

Be aware it's "Dangerous"

Who's gonna be "One of us"

And a trip goes on because

We da pirate of the "Mass"

To the West, To the East

Gotta find my way, Sail away

All the way to "One piece"!!

Stuff a dream into your empty chest

And spread your wings

If the wind blowing through them dyes your heart

Let's press forward

Snatch up the treasure here and there

While laughing out loud

As we dash by like a noisy party

Make some waves...

Wealth, fame, power...

Gold Roger, the King of the Pirates,

once attained everything this world has to offer.

The words he uttered just before his death

drove people around the world to the seas.

My treasure? If you want it, you can have it!

Find it! I left everything this world has to offer there!

And so men rushed onto the Grand Line in pursuit of romanticism!

The world has truly entered a Great Pirate Era!

This is...

...one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea!

He's the "Tyrant" Bartholomew Kuma!

If you were to go on a trip, where would you like to go?

Of all the stupid...! I nearly let the weight of your title crush me.

What a dreadful man!

Negative Ghost!

And Special Hollow!

I can't ask Moria's whereabouts when you're being belligerent.

Where'd she go?

Aren't you the Cat Burglar?

You're part of the Straw Hat Crew!

What gives?! He got up there in the blink of an eye!

Did he warp...?

Is he after Luffy? I've got to let him know!

I've got ya, Moria!

The shadow? I've been chasing after the...

Sh-sh**t! He pulled a fast one on me!

"Oars + Moria! The Most Heinous Combination of Brains and Brawn!"

Darn it! When did he swap out with his shadow?

Why, you--!

Hey! Wait, Moria's Shadow!

Don't leave me here!

Where am I?!

Hey!

sh**t! This bites.

I said that I would recover everyone's shadows.

It'll be bad if I don't get our shadows back.

Uh... What happens if we don't have shadows?

Now I remember! As we are now,

I'm pretty sure the guys and I will melt in the sunlight.

We'll be in a jam when the sun rises, huh?

sh**t! I have to finish this up before dawn!

I never dreamed this would happen!

For now, all I can do is follow Moria's shadow!

Zoro, I really think we should buy time until Luffy defeats Moria!

I just obtained the black blade, Shusui.

Can you blame me for wanting to test it out on the monster standing before me?

Come on, man!

Oars!

Huh?

Have at me! I will be your opponent!

All right.

You're going to fight him alone?!

Whoa, Zoro! There is no way you can fight him by yourself!

Come back here so we can regroup!

Comparing the two swords,

the black blade, Shusui, is considerably heavier than my old Yubashiri.

Hey, Zoro! Dodge!

Going by its weight...!

Amazing! He used brute strength alone to divert that punch!

Three-Sword Style...

... -Pound Phoenix!

It's huge!

Drat! It didn't hit him!

I can't believe he dodged that!

Shusui's slash absorbed the ones from the other two swords

and became one big slash!

But there is excess damage around where it cut the stone.

It's proof that I haven't mastered this sword yet.

It is several levels more powerful than my old one,

but it doesn't seem like the most compliant of swords.

You gave me a great blade, swordsman Ryuma!

You're good! I bet that woulda hurt bad if it hit,

you b*stard!

I'm gonna trample you!

Lemme step on you!

--Zoro! --Will he be okay?

Jerk!

Unless I make a bigger opening, all I can do is dodge!

Now!

Three-Sword Style! --

Now I'm going to crush you!

Zoro!

Tsk!

I bet he's as flat as a pancake.

Huh?

He isn't there!

Where did he go?

Darn! I can't see him through the dust.

Three-Sword Style...

... -Pound Phoenix!

Yikes! That was close.

Damn! That stupid monster dodged again!

Shrimp, quit sneaking around!

Zoro! S-Seriously, don't do anything crazy!

Even if by some miracle you managed to defeat him,

all you'd get out of it is Luffy's shadow!

We don't even know where your and Sanji's shadows are.

But if Luffy defeats Moria, everyone will instantly get their shadows back!

You don't need to get hurt fighting an immortal giant zombie!

Let's believe in Luffy and work on keeping this behemoth busy!

I fully believe in him...

...but even Luffy has a weakness.

Huh?

Trickery!

The invisible man, the ghost girl, and the master of shadows...

This island is a nesting grounds for deceptive Devil Fruit power holders.

I doubt the enemy will fight Luffy fair and square.

That's a good point.

Yeah.

If he gives Luffy the slip and morning comes...

Luffy, the cook, and I won't be able to put up a decent fight anymore!

So at the very least, if we can get Luffy back to normal before dawn,

he'll take over from there.

I'd say we have less than thirty minutes until sunrise.

But these are foggy waters. The morning sun won't hit everywhere.

So morning is on the horizon... This fog is the only thing in our favor.

Honestly, the fear of annihilation is just now setting in with sunrise so close.

Ah, I found the runts!

Wh-What's that?!

Why is the ship shaking?!

What's going on?!

The ship must have gotten caught in another weird current like earlier!

Huh?! Hey, look!

It's the sky!

It's the pre-dawn sky!

The fog is dissipating before our very eyes!

What's going on?!

Does this mean we've left the Florian Triangle?!

It's because Oars was fooling around with the rudder earlier!

That b*stard! Look at what he's done!

This is stinkin' bad!

Thriller Bark has pulled out of the fog!

We're doomed!

Sunrise is just around the corner! Is this the end of the line?

It's too soon to give up!

The Star of Hope's crew is fighting even as we speak.

H-Hey, check that out!

It's Moria's shadow!

It's flying back to the mansion.

So what?

Stupid! Don't you see?

Straw Hat has been chasing it.

It should lead him right to us.

In other words, if we set up an ambush...

Oh, I get it!

Great! Let's inform the captain and the others.

We have to stop Straw Hat!

Yeah, got it!

Moria-sama, something horrible has happened!

After all this time, Thriller Bark has left the foggy waters!

All because of Oars!

Moria-sama!

Don't make a scene. So what if we left the fog?

We're pirates! I don't care where we are as long as we're on the ocean!

Uh, but...

More importantly, zip your lips, because I

am entertaining the most unusual of guests!

Isn't that right, Tyrant Kuma,

the only Warlord who does the Government's bidding?

Isn't that right, Tyrant Kuma,

the only Warlord who does the Government's bidding?

I'm sure the Government finds you useful, but what are you plotting?

People like you are the most unsettling!

If you were to go on a trip, where would you like to go?

Whoa, whoa! Don't go there!

I know what your powers are.

Did you come to fight me?

State your business! What brought you here?

I came to make a report.

A report...?

It has been decided who will fill the empty Warlord seat

created by Crocodile's dismissal.

You should have said so sooner!

Who was it and what ocean was he from?

There are a bazillion pirates out there!

The name of his successor is Marshall D. Teach.

The man also goes by Blackbeard.

Blackbeard? I've never heard of him.

He ran away from Whitebeard's crew.

People are already starting to talk about him.

Vortex!

St. Elmo's Fire!

Damn it!

Die in darkness!

Flame Commandment...

Flame Emperor!

News hasn't reached your foggy waters,

but he joined after proving his strength.

And what was his original bounty?

Zero.

I see. So his capability is still unknown.

I'm amazed the Government approved.

But at least that seat has been filled!

Won't this help stabilize the world's power balance?

No, I imagine this will do the exact opposite,

but that is irrelevant.

To cut to the chase, the Government is rather concerned about something.

Since the incident at Enies Lobby,

they are constantly keeping tabs on the Straw Hat Crew.

They knew if the Straw Hats followed a

Log from Water Seven to Fishman Island,

the chances of you stopping them here would be high.

Do you see what the Government fears?

The Government

is afraid that Straw Hat will defeat yet another of the Seven Warlords.

Don't give me that! You're worried about me?!

Me, the person who took this seat to suppress the weak pirates?!

If necessary, I would be willing to offer you my assistance.

Who do you think you're talking to, b*stard?!

Are you saying I might lose to a small band of inexperienced pirates?!

You cannot % guarantee victory in battle.

Who would have predicted the defeat of Rob Lucci

during the incident at Enies Lobby?

Jet...

...Gatling!

Even so, are you telling me that the Government is so scared

that they want to throw two Warlords at them?! Well?!

I thought I'd help after delivering the report.

It is not as though I was ordered to assist you.

Then feast your eyes on what I do to those pirates while you're here!

And then tell those pampered idiots what you witnessed!

Tell them about how Gecko Moria effortlessly turned the

Straw Hat Crew that outwitted them into zombie soldiers!

The fog...!

This sucks!

That thick fog... was our one ray of hope!

Who planned for the fog to clear up now of all times?!

The morning sun is going to shine straight onto us!

Damn it! We've got enough problems on

our hands without having to deal with Oars!

The sky is unexpectedly clear tonight.

M-Moria! It's Moria!

Where?! Where is he?!

Hey, don't mess with us!

The sun will be rising soon.

Should you really be farting around?

Why is he here? What happened to Luffy?

Huh? I can hear Master's voice!

Hey! Hold up, Usopp! Where the heck is Moria?

Can't you see him? Look up there!

In the gut! He's in the middle of Oars' gut!

Inside his stomach?

I see him!

Hogback! This was his doing!

What is Moria doing there?

So where's Luffy? Did Moria seriously give him the slip?

Or did he...?

No one can take Luffy down!

Yeah!

That's strange. I could have sworn I heard Master's voice.

There he is! Is that a c*ck?

I'll be! Is my tummy a c*ck?

Hey!

This is pretty well made!

I wanna ride in the c*ck!

Hey, stupid! Don't stick your fingers in the c*ck!

Okay, Master!

This is so cool! I'm like a robot.

Roar! I'm a giant robot!

Creak, creak, creak, creak!

Screech! Screech!

Whoa, that was close!

I'm the giant robot, uh, Oarsbomber! Nice to meet you!

Why Oarsbomber?

Oarsbomber?

How could you be a robot when you're a zombie?!

Robots are like, "Ka-ching!" and "Ka-ling!"

I'm psyched that I get to be a giant robot!

Oars, give it a rest! Don't get so hyped up.

Okay, Master.

Okay, punks! I am going to offer you the chance to fight me.

If you are victorious, you can set all of the shadows free.

All of you can attack at once!

But if you don't defeat Oars, you'll never pull me out of him.

That creep...

That's low!

We can't purify Oars if we don't defeat Moria,

but Moria went inside of Oars!

But doesn't that simplify things? Our target is right there.

We have to take them down!

Usopp! If a little wouldn't cut it, go find a boatload of salt!

That is the only way to purify Oars.

We'll weaken him as much as possible in the meantime.

Yep! Leave that to us!

--Let's do this. --Okay! You got it! I'll go get some!

I'm pretty sure there was a kitchen in the first mansion we went to!

There should be a bunch of salt there!

I thought they looked pumped, but they're after salt.

Hey, Oars! Crush the path to the mansion, along with that long-nosed guy!

Make it impossible for them to reach the kitchen!

Okay, Master.

Usopp!

Huh? What?!

Crap!

Usopp!

Usopp!

sh*t! Oars is acting intelligently now that Moria is with him!

Usopp!

Where are you?! Answer me!

He's okay!

I thought that you might need salt, so I gathered it in bulk!

Brook!

You're a lifesaver!

I am your Brook!

Who are you guys?

We're the Risky Brothers!

We'll give you incredible powers!

Say what?

S-Stop it!

What do you think?

I'm bursting with power! Nothing can stop me!

On the next episode of One Piece!

"The Secret Plan to Turn the Tables! Nightmare Luffy Makes His Appearance!"

I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!!