01x47 - A Chansey Operation

[bunniefuu]

[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC]

[SINGING]
-I want to be the very best

Like no one ever was

To catch them is my real test

To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Each Pokémon to understand

The power that's inside

Pokémon, gotta catch 'em all

It's you and me

[CRASH!]

I know it's my destiny

Pokémon

Oh, you're my best friend

In a world we must defend

Pokémon, gotta catch 'em all

A heart so true

Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you

Pokémon

Gotta catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'em all

Pokémon

[SINGING]
-Gotta catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'em all

Pokémon

Pikachu!

-Ash?
Ash?

Ash.

Come on, wake up, Ash.

What is it, Misty?

Something's wrong with Pikachu.

Huh?

-Ash.
-Pikachu.

[SQUAWKS]

There's something wrong
with Pikachu's voice.

What's the matter, Pikachu?

Are you in pain?

[PIKACHU WARBLES]

Maybe there's something
stuck in Pikachu's throat.

Ah!

Hold on.

I'll get it out for you,
Pikachu.

[SQUAWKS]

Cut it out, Ash.

You're making it worse.

We should get Pikachu
to a doctor.

You're right.

We've got to get Pikachu
to the nearest Pokémon Center

right away.

Narrator:
What our heroes don't know is,

there's no Pokémon Center
around for miles.

So they'll have to try
the next best thing.

Hello?

Open the door.

We have an emergency.

[GROANS]

Just getting to sleep.

This is an emergency.

Please help us.

Hmm? Ah.

Please help us, Doctor.

[CHIMING TONE]

Well, how could I turn down
such a pretty face?

All right, what seems to be
your problem, little lady?

Oh, I'm not the one who's sick.

Huh?

Here's your patient, Doctor.

[CRIES WEAKLY]

This is a hospital for people.

Why don't you take your Pokémon
to Joy at the Pokémon Center?

It's too far
to the Pokémon Center.

We might not make it.

Please, you have to look
at Pikachu.

I'm sorry, but I'm
a specialist in human medicine.

Please just take a look.

[GROANS]

I've just never been able
to refuse requests

from young girls.

Okay.

It's not my specialty,

but Dr. Proctor
will do his best to help.

[LIGHTS CRACKLE]

[HEARTBEAT THUMPING]

There's something stuck
in its throat.

Oh, no.

Hang in there, Pikachu.

Please, Pikachu
is one of my best friends.

Please do whatever you can
to save it.

-Right.
I'll do my best.

[INSTRUMENT HUMMING]

The electric pressure
in its body is rather low.

We'll have to give it
an electric charge.

Wheel that defibrillator
over here.

Both:
Huh?

This thing?

Good.

A Pikachu would need
about , volts.

All right, clear.

[SQUAWKS]

Pikachu, are you okay?

Good, it's regained
consciousness.

All right, Pikachu,
say, "ah."

Ah.

I see it.

You'll have
to hold Pikachu still.

-Right.
-Okay.

This may hurt a bit,
but just relax.

[SQUAWKS]

[ALL YELLING]

[ALL GROAN]

Hooray.

Pika.

Pikachu!

Pika?

Pikachu, you're all right.

Pikachu.

If you had waited any longer,

serious respiratory
complications would have arisen.

You were just in time.

But I have to say
it was very irresponsible

of you as a trainer

to let your Pikachu
eat this thing whole.

-I didn't let Pikachu do it.
-Huh.

In any case,
the treatment's over,

so go on home.

Well, he may have had
a soft spot for Misty,

but he sure seemed pretty hard
on you, Ash.

Well, he's not the only one
who has a soft spot

for pretty girls, is he?

Uh, well, I, uh-

-I knew I should have been
a lawyer.

Ring, ring, ring,
ring, ring, ring.

Phone call, phone call.

Your phone is ringing.

I'm not gonna answer it.

I'm off-duty.

Off-duty?

But what if it's an emergency,

like with Pikachu?

Ring, ring, ring,
ring, ring, ring.

Phone call, phone call.

Hello. Hello.

Hello, Nurse Joy.

Who's that?

This is supposed to be
an emergency hospital.

It is.

-Give me a break.
I'm off-duty.

Doctor, this is
a critical situation.

A truck that was
carrying Pokémon

was involved
in a traffic accident.

Many Pokémon were injured,

and my Pokémon Center
can't handle all the victims.

The Pokémon Center's full.

We better get these Pokémon
to the hospital.

This was all your fault.

Why weren't you
watching the road?

I thought Meowth was.

I lost the gold charm
on my forehead.

[CRYING]

-Chansey.
-Chansey.

Chansey.

This is terrible.

It's awful.

We need your hospital
to help care

for some of these patients
temporarily.

You have to help them.

Okay.

Bring them down this way.

By the way, Nurse Joy,

would you be interested
in going out

for pizza Saturday night?

You can talk to me about pizza
after our work is done.

Well, can't blame a guy
for trying.

I don't like this guy.

He sounds like me.

That is disturbing.

Pika.

All right, kids,

you better get into these.

All:
Huh?

We don't have
enough doctors and nurses,

so it looks like you'll
have to be my assistants.

We're going to help
treat Pokémon?

You'll do fine

as long as you do
exactly as I tell you.

I'm ready if you are, Brock.

I'm ready.

Let's help those hurt Pokémon.

Pika, pika.

[SIREN WAILING]

They never told us
about this in med school.

-Cubone, cubone!
-Chansey.

What's the condition
of the patient?

Both:
Chansey!

Hmm. Okay.

Take it to External injuries
Room One

and prepare for a Cubone scan.

-Cubone.
-Chansey.

Move Cubone
to the treatment table stat.

-Ready?
We'll do it on three.

One, two, three.

-Cubone!
Cubone!

You've got to keep
the patient under control.

Okay, Bulbasaur,

hold Cubone down
with Vine Whip now.

Cubone, cubone!

Bulbasaur!

Under control.

-Cubone, cubone!
Cubone!

You can't be so violent
with patients.

This one's just a youngster.

Please, be a little gentler.

Sorry.

Chansey.

-Cubone, cubone.
-Thanks, Chansey.

Its head is okay
thanks to that thick skull.

Repair the fractures with
superglue and apply a bandage.

I can do that for you, Doctor.

Okay, Misty.

-Take it easy.
You're gonna be okay.

-Watch out.
They can be pretty nasty.

You were scared, weren't you?

Everything's
going to be fine now.

You're a brave little one,
aren't you, Cubone?

Chansey!

Misty, you've got a knack
for this.

Thank you, Doctor.

Cubone.

Knack.

-Arbok!
-Raticate!

Can someone please remove
this Raticate?

It insists on trying to take
a bite out of our Arbok.

-Arbok, beat it.
Amscray.

This Raticate's teeth
are broken.

It couldn't bite anything
if it tried.

Just glue its teeth back in
with superglue.

-Chansey.
-Thanks.

Who are you?

I'm Dr. Proctor.

How about a pizza with me

after I finish treating
these Pokémon?

I'll bet you're quite a doctor.

Well, yes, I am.

We'll talk more
over the pepperoni,

but right now, you've just
got to help my Arbok.

Okay, let's see.

Its own poison
is circulating through its body.

I'll have to remove it
in a hurry.

You!

It's the twerp.

The twerp's a M.D.?

What dumb plan are you two
working on this time?

Later.

Doctor, I'll be so grateful
if you help my Arbok.

Don't trust them, Doctor.

Those two are from Team Rocket.

-So what?
Arbok is injured.

We're bad, not insensitive.

Chansey, bring me
a hypodermic of anesthetic.

Chansey.

Doctor!

[YELLS]

I wanted you to cure it,
not k*ll it.

It's just sleeping.

Now I can perform the procedure.

Huh?

Why help them?

They're from Team Rocket.

To a doctor,
a patient is a patient.

There's no such thing
as good guys or bad guys.

Uh...

A doctor's job is to heal,

not to judge.

Sorry.

Chansey, chansey.

Looks like more are on the way.

I've still got to work on Arbok.

But maybe I could convince
this beautiful young woman

to lend us a hand.

Huh?

I presume you are
referring to me?

Why, yes.

I'll do my best.

And me too.

ALL: Who's that Pokémon?

It's Arbok.

Arbok!

What happened to my charm?

Somebody help me find my charm.

I'll pay any price.

Chansey?

Oh, thanks.

I said price, not rice.

Chansey.

I don't want to play.

Find my charm, please!

Chansey!

Did someone call the police?

-My charm. My charm.
My charm.

Venonat.

Will you get off of me?

Chansey!

Chansey!
-[YELLING]

Chansey, chansey, chansey!

[GROANING]

Squirtle!

Bulbasaur.

[MONITORS BEEPING]

Keep it from moving around.

I'm trying.

All right, this one looks okay.

Try not to move around too much
until the glue hardens, okay?

[GRUNTING]

Hey, there, take it easy.

[LAUGHS]

It's just trying
to say thank you, James.

We have to do this carefully.

I don't need you to tell me
how to do things, thank you.

Easy. easy does it.

Voltorb, voltorb.

[BOTH YELLING]

I told you.

Watch what you're doing
over there, ladies.

Voltorb can self-destruct,
you know.

This thing can self-destruct?

Uh, I forgot,
I have to find Meowth.

But, Jessie-

-Chansey, take over.

Chansey!

-Voltorb, voltorb.
-Chansey.

Don't you self-destruct,
Voltorb.

-Chansey.
Chansey, chansey.

Hang in there, Weepinbell.

Nice work.

Chansey.

How you feeling, Weepinbell?

Weepinbell.

[SQUAWKING]

Hey, settle down.

We can't get near it.

That's a knotty problem.

Chansey.

Dr. Proctor, what do we do?

Dodrio, a triple bird Pokémon.

Its three heads represent
joy, sorrow, and anger.

All three heads
look pretty angry to me.

If we don't get it untangled,
it could suffocate.

Chansey, prepare the anesthetic.

Chansey.

-Okay.
Now, don't move.

[SQUAWKS]

[YELLS]

[BOTH GASP]

Chansey.

Oh, boy, that's not good.

Are you okay, Doc?

-Does this look okay?
-Huh?

I'd say this'll put me out
for at least six hours.

Doctor, you can't go to sleep.

You guys take over.

Good night.

-Doc!
-Doctor!

Pika!

Wake up, Doc.

Come on, wake up.

He's out.

Chansey.

So what now?

Beats me.

[SQUAWKING]

-Pika, pika.
-Chansey!

All right, then.

Let's give it a try.

We'll just do our best
to help these Pokémon.

[SQUAWKING]

I'm gonna be the world's
best Pokémon master someday.

I can't let this scare me.

Go, Squirtle.

Squirtle!

Weaken Dodrio with Water g*n.

Squirtle!

Dodrio should be weak
against electric att*cks.

Pikachu, Thunder Bolt now.

Pikachu!

Yeah!

I knew that would do it.

Now I'll just capture it and...

Ash!

-Oh, yeah.
I'm not supposed to capture it.

Just take it easy.

We'll have you better
in no time.

[SNORING]

Bulbasaur.

You'll be fine.

It's okay.

Huh?

Weezing.

Mm.

Where's my charm?

I want my charm.

Parasect, parasect.

Well, James,
so much for charity work.

Now it's time for Team Rocket
to take over.

Exactly.

Now that they're weak,

we should be able
to capture those Pokémon

with no trouble at all.

Ah!

To protect the world
from devastation...

To unite all peoples
within our nation...

To denounce the evils
of truth and love...

To extend our reach
to the stars above...

Jessie.

-James.
Come on.

Team Rocket,
blast off at the speed of light.

Surrender now
or prepare to fight.

I want my charm!

Quit it.

We need help around here.

We're through
with the goody-goody act.

From now on,
we're bad old Team Rocket.

All of the Pokémon
in this hospital are ours.

You can't have 'em.

The doctor treated
your Pokémon too.

Is that how you act
when somebody does you a favor?

Exactly how.

And that's because...

Both:
We're Team Rotten.

They got that right.

Our first attack will be

the "Stretcher Catcher."

[BOTH GRUNT]

The "Stretcher Catcher"?

[GRUNTS]

[MUMBLES]

I can't move.

We're all trapped.

Pikachu.

Excellent.

We concocted these
while you were busy

tending to all those
poor little Pokémon.

Comfortable?

Let us go.

There are still lots of Pokémon
waiting for us to treat them.

Don't worry.

We'll treat them just as soon

as we capture
every single one of them.

Right.

We're finally going to win.

So get ready.

It's payback time
for Team Rocket.

-Oh, no, wait.
Don't do it!

Chansey!

What's with this one?

Get out of the way.

Chansey!

So you won't move?

Arbok, deal with this.

Arbok!

Eliminate this Chansey
immediately.

Chansey!

Arbok.

Chansey!

What are you waiting for?

Attack it, Arbok.

Arbok.

You won't do it?

All right, Weezing,

Gas attack!

Weezing.

Weezing.

Don't just float there.

I said Gas attack.

Weezing.

What's going on around here?

My charm.

[LAUGHS]

All:
Huh?

You shouldn't be surprised.

Good morning, everyone.

All:
Huh?

You see, Team Rocket's Pokémon
haven't forgotten

that Chansey cared for them

when they were injured
and needed treatment.

This isn't any of your business.

Ha!

-Nice slice.
-He's fast.

You see, Miss Team Rocket,

before you start playing rough,

you better take a look
at my amm*nit*on.

Quite an arsenal.

We shouldn't mess with him.

No way.

Now, who wants to be
my next patient?

Yeah!

-Chansey!
-Chansey!

We're free again.

-Thanks a lot, Chansey.
-Chansey.

Oh, and thanks for the break,
Team Rocket.

You can have these back.

[ALL YELL]

See you again soon.

[ALL PANTING]

We came away empty-handed
again, James.

Well, I did manage
to get this one.

-But that's a-
-It's a Voltorb!

Voltorb, voltorb,
voltorb, voltorb!

[ALL YELL]

ALL: Team Rocket's
blasting off again.

[ALL SCREAMING]

I got my charm back.

Both:
That's charming.

All of you could become
outstanding doctors.

Why don't you stay here

and train in my hospital
with me?

Now, thanks anyway.

I have to follow my dream
of becoming a Pokémon master.

Yeah, and my dream of becoming
a Pokémon breeder.

I really think I might like
being a doctor someday,

but first I have a lot more
to learn about water Pokémon.

Hmm, I'm sure you'll become
whatever you want.

-See you.
-Good-bye.

-And thanks again.
-Pikachu.

Good luck to you.

-Chansey!
-Chansey!

Narrator:
Ash and his friends

know that helping others
is its own reward.

The Pokémon are on the road
to recovery,

and our heroes are back
on the road to adventure.

Don't go away.

The Pokérap is next.

[SINGING]
-Pokémon

You guys up for the Pokérap?

There's Pokémon.

You gotta name 'em all.

I'm doing today,
so try to keep up.

[SINGING]
-Catch 'em, catch 'em

Gotta catch 'em all,
gotta catch 'em all

Pokémon

Gotta catch 'em all,
gotta catch 'em all

Yeah

Gotta catch 'em all,
gotta catch 'em all

At least or more to see

To be a Pokémon master
is my destiny

All right, how'd you do?

-Loosen those lips.
Shake out that tongue.

-Give it a rest.
Today's song is sung.

We'll be back tomorrow.

[SINGING]
-Catch 'em, catch 'em

Gotta catch 'em all,
gotta catch 'em all

Pokémon

[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC]

[SINGING]
-I want to be the very best

Like no one ever was

To catch them is my real test

To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Each Pokémon to understand

The power that's inside

Pokémon, gotta catch 'em all

It's you and me

[CRASH!]

I know it's my destiny

Pokémon

Oh, you're my best friend

In a world we must defend

Pokémon, gotta catch 'em all

A heart so true

Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you

Pokémon

Gotta catch 'em all

Gotta catch 'em all

Pokémon