- Liam, would you be interested
in my hand-cut sushi?
It's yellowtail.
- [chuckles] You know I am!
Hey, you want my deviled eggs?
They're farm-to-table.
- Lincoln, is that
your dad's homemade pudding?
- It is.
What are you offering?
- One bologna sandwich,
fridge-to-table.
- Throw in your buffalo chips,
and we've got a deal.
- So no takers on my tuna kit?
- Your mom's still buying
those, huh?
- Guys, here comes
the new girl--
the one I met on the bus!
[dreamy doo-wop music]
- Ooh-whee.
She sure is easy on the eyes.
- Oh, yeah.
And I hear she speaks
three languages.
- Have you guys heard
her laugh?
It's so...contagious.
- I like the way
her hair smells.
What?
Too far?
- Here she comes!
Be cool, be cool!
- Hey, guys.
Anybody wanna trade
for my carrots?
[awkward music]
- [gulps, chokes]
- [yelps, coughs]
- Uh...right.
So, yeah, I'll just, uh...yeah.
- Wonder what that
was all about.
- I don't know, but I'm glad
we played it so cool.
- Okay, guys.
Snake formation.
- [hissing]
- Keep an eye out
for Girl Jordan.
Last time, she blindsided us.
- Hey, guys.
What do you have going on here?
Some kind of
defensive maneuver?
Can I get in on this?
[awkward music]
O...kay.
Well, good luck.
- Seriously, why does she keep
coming over to us?
[grunts]
- Aw, come on, Girl Jordan!
Coach didn't even blow
the whistle yet.
- I think we can all agree
I should handle
the Bunsen burner
after what happened last time.
- Yeah.
Rusty and his aftershave.
- What can I say?
It sets the ladies on fire too.
- Hey, guys.
Need another lab partner?
Otherwise, I have to be
with Mrs. Johnson.
Not that she doesn't seem cool,
but you know what I mean.
- You b*rned off
my moustache, Zach.
- It was, like,
two hairs, Rusty.
- I still don't get it.
Why does Stella keep
coming over to talk to us?
That's three times in one day.
- Maybe she's trying
to sell us a time-share.
- [gasps] Maybe she's spying
on us for the CIA!
- Guys, what you don't know
about women
could fill a library.
She obviously has a crush
on one of us.
- Now that you mention it,
I was picking up some vibes.
- [chuckles] Dang!
I wonder who she likes.
- I guess we'll just have
to wait
till she makes her next move.
- I hope I have time
to grow back my 'stache.
[rousing ' s rock music]
♪ ♪
Anyone want
some breath spray?
Sour green apple.
It's a total lady-k*ller.
- I'll take some.
That tuna kit didn't
do much for my breath.
- Here she comes.
Play it cool.
- Hey, guys.
Lincoln, do you wanna go to the
Burpin' Burger after school?
- Yes!
I knew it was me!
I mean, sure, I think I'm free.
- Great.
My family's on a health kick,
and I'm really craving
some fries.
I'll meet you by the buses.
- Ah, lucky!
- You dog!
- Congratulations, buddy.
- [scoffs] It's always Lincoln.
- What can I say?
I mean, I am having
a really good hair week.
You should've seen her
on that claw machine!
She was a boss.
- Man, she's cool.
- And get this: we both prefer
curly fries to regular.
It's like we're meant
for each other.
- Well, everyone
prefers curly fries.
- Oh, here she comes!
[dreamy doo-wop music]
- Probably gonna ask about
date number two, eh, eh?
♪ ♪
- Hey, Rusty.
- Ow!
- Do you wanna go
to the flea market
with me later?
- Totally, totally.
- Cool.
- Gah!
- What was that, man?
Stella and I have
a thing going on.
- What do you want me to say?
I guess she decided she prefers
red sauce over white sauce.
And then we went out
for ice cream,
and it turns out,
we both like waffle cones.
- Well, everyone likes
waffle cones.
- Hey, check it out, Rusty!
[dreamy doo-wop music]
- Probably wants to lock
me down for the whole weekend.
- Hey, Liam.
You wanna go to the mall
after school?
I know this sounds weird,
but I really like
trying on wigs
at the wig store.
- [grunts]
Uh, don't sound weird to me.
I'm in!
- What the heck, Liam?
- Tough break, red sauce.
Guess she's more into
biscuits and gravy now.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
[groans] I'm so confused.
Why does Stella keep
asking out all of us?
What is her deal?
[TV playing]
- Male sibling lacking melanin,
care to join us in viewing
"The Dream Boat"?
- Eh, I'm not really
in the mood.
- I'm really torn.
They're all great guys,
but I'm still not sure who
I want to be my first mate.
Guess I'll just wait
till one of them
blows me out of the water.
- Oh! So that's
what Stella's doing.
Move over.
[bell rings]
[' s rock music]
♪ ♪
- [sneezes]
- Well, well, well.
Look at you, Mr. Date Khakis.
- It's laundry day.
I couldn't find my jeans.
What about you guys?
- What?
I happened to have a coupon
for teeth whitening.
Ee!
[all exclaim]
- And I always wear
this much cologne.
- And I've been meaning
to ditch my glasses.
- Okay, guys, let's be real.
We all watched
"The Dream Boat" last night,
We know Stella hasn't
decided who she likes,
and we're all trying to
"blow her out of the water."
- You know it!
- Darn tootin'.
- You're right.
- Well, uh,
this is awkward.
- It doesn't have to be.
We can be gentlemen about this.
- Yeah.
- Sure, let's be gentlemen.
- Okay, I see that.
[dance music playing
over headphones]
[tense music]
- [panting]
Stella!
[grunts]
[both panting]
[rock music]
- Ah! Too bright!
♪ ♪
- [shouts]
[grunts]
- Yeah!
♪ ♪
- Girl Jordan, I'll trade you
my pudding for a meatball.
Thanks!
[shouts]
- [in slow motion] No!
- What?
You said she likes red sauce.
- Low blow, man.
This is dry-clean only.
♪ ♪
- In case anyone's interested,
I'm out of the snake formation.
- Well, I actually left it
earlier than you.
I just didn't tell you.
- The snake formation
is officially dead.
- Fine by me.
- Me too!
[whistle blows]
- That's for the meatball.
Ow!
- That's for the mustard.
Oof!
- That's for blinding me.
- Ah!
- Take that!
[all shouting,
punches smacking]
[whistle blows]
- Now, how did this happen?
I thought you boys
had a snake formation.
- Those days are over.
- Well, that's a shame.
I always thought
it was so nice,
the way you all looked out
for each other.
- She's right.
What are we doing?
Are we really gonna
throw away our friendship
over a girl?
- Well, that ain't what I want.
- Me neither.
You guys are my support circle.
- I honestly don't think I can
make new friends at this point.
- I can't believe we ever
let things get this far.
- And the crazy thing is,
none of this is even our fault.
It's Stella's for pitting us
against each other.
- Yeah.
- You're right!
- I say we go give her
the what for right now.
Snake formation, fellers?
[all hissing]
- Stella, we need
to talk to you.
- Oh, hey, guys.
What's up?
- Oh, I think you know.
We're through
with your mind games.
Uh, thanks, Lincoln.
- My what?
- Don't act all innocent.
You nearly broke up
our friendship.
- Asking us all out on dates
then making us compete
to see who would
"blow you out of the water"?
- Blow me out of the water?
What are you talking about?
- Doesn't matter.
We're done.
You couldn't choose
one of us for a boyfriend,
so now you don't get any of us.
- [laughs] What?
I'm sorry for laughing.
It's just...
you guys are so off base.
I don't want a boyfriend.
I just wanted to be friends...
with all of you.
- Well, why didn't you just
say that in the first place?
- Uh, you may recall that
every time I walked up
to you guys as a group,
you acted like total weirdos.
That's why I was trying to get
to know you one-on-one--
or what you call "dates."
all: Ah.
- You know, maybe
this was a bad idea.
It seems like you guys
just can't handle
being friends with a girl.
I'm gonna go hang out with
my lab partner, Mrs. Johnson.
- Oh, man, we really messed up.
- It's too bad,
'cause Stella's really fun.
I was hoping she'd teach me
how to master the claw machine.
- Yeah, and I was hoping
she'd help me pick out
a wig for my mee-maw.
- And she would've made
a great addition
to our snake formation.
She could've been the rattle.
- Well, maybe if we go
tell her how sorry we are,
she'll give us another chance.
Hey, Stella, we just wanna
apologize for how we acted.
- Yeah.
You were right.
Just 'cause you're a gal
and we're fellers
don't mean you had to be
fixing for a romance.
- What we don't know about
women could fill a library.
- We just hope
you can forgive us,
because we all really liked
hanging out with you--
as a friend.
Um, okay, well, that's cool.
I guess we'll just,
uh, see you around.
- Hang on.
Lincoln, what's in
that thermos?
- My dad's homemade
tomato soup.
- I'll trade you
my fruit salad for it.
- Deal!
- Hey, how about swapping
them there rice cakes
for some hush puppies?
- Definitely.
- Any chance you'd trade
your juice box
for a tuna kit?
- Sorry, dude.
That's where I draw the line.
[laughter]
- After lunch, we can work out
our new snake formation.
- Just wanna throw
it out there:
have you guys ever considered
a scorpion formation?
It's % more effective.
boys: Ooh!
- We're listening.
- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house ♪
- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪
♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house ♪
♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line
to take a pee ♪
♪ Never any privacy ♪
♪ Chaos with kids ♪
♪ That's the way
it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud house ♪
03x22 - Be Stella My Heart
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Series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of a boy named Lincoln Loud, who is the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.
Series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of a boy named Lincoln Loud, who is the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.