03x39 - Racing Hearts

[bunniefuu]

[upbeat orchestral music]

♪ ♪

[knocking]
- Come on, Leni, hurry up.

Other people live
in this house too, you know.

- But Lori, Mom said
no running on the stairs.

- Oh. Sorry, Leni.
I didn't real--

Wait. If you're not hogging
the bathroom, who is?

- It's me, dudes.

- Luna?
Are you... primping?

- I'm just getting ready
for the Royal Woods

Astonishing Quest.

Sam's my partner,
s-so I want to look good.

- Sam? Shut up.
- Tell us everything.

- This is your first date,
isn't it?

You must be so nervous.

- Nah, just stoked.

I know Sam and I are gonna
be perfect for each other.

both: Eee!

- Excuse me, ladies.

Mind wrapping this up?

I got some calluses
to scrape off.

- It's all yours, Lynn.

We gotta head
to the Quest anyway.

- Sorry you're banned
this year.

- Though, to be fair,
you were a tiny bit, um...

[clears throat]
...aggressive last time.

- Whoo!

Move it, slowpokes!

Kiss my first-place heinie,
losers! Whoo!

I don't know what
you're talking about.

But anyway, I've moved on.

Now, whose file can I borrow?

[upbeat orchestral music]

♪ ♪

- Hey, Sam.

- Hi, Luna.

- Bring it in!
- Up high!

both: Oops.

Let's try that...
[laughing]

- I'm not sure what we're
supposed to do here.

- Mm...
put 'er there, partner.

[both laugh]

- Hello, everyone.

As mayor of Royal Woods,

it is my pleasure
to welcome all of you

to this year's
Astonishing Quest!

[cheers and applause]

[cymbal crashes]

Got this from my kids
for Christmas.

[futuristic warble]
I like that one.

So, here's how the quest works.

Teams will get clues
that lead them to locations

where they'll have to
complete challenges.

The team that finishes
the last challenge first

will win...
the key to the city!

[triumphant fanfare]
[key shimmers]

Nah, just kidding.

You get this trophy.

It's cute.

Any questions?

- Uh, yeah.

You want to save time

and hand the trophy

to Helen and me now?

- Ooh, sick burn.

[both laugh]

- Good one, Scoots.

[rim sh*t]

Okay, teams.

You have the first clue.

On your marks, get set...

[fart]
Whoops. That's not it.

[air horn blares]

Go!

- "Your first challenge
will be easy to master,

if you're handy
with a blaster."

- Dude, it's the Laser Maze.

- Thanks for the tip, doll.

[tires squealing]
[both laughing]

[upbeat dance music]

- Welcome to Laser Quest,
my dudes.

You need points
to get the next clue.

You can grab your gear inside.

Go forth, Questers!

♪ ♪

- Okay. Lisa and Darcy
are on the left.

Scoots and Helen are trying
to flank us on the right.

Let's move!

- [yelps]
Aw, dang it!

I told you not
to wear white, Darcy.

- Yes!

A hundred points.

We only need more.

- Ambush!

- Yahoo!
- [laughs]

- Sam, cover me!

♪ ♪

[target warbles]

- Haha, thanks for the assist,
butterfingers!

[cool guitar music]

- Well done, sharpshooters.

Took you a little while,
but here's your next clue.

Pew-pew!

- Uh, sorry about that, Luna.

Laser tag just isn't my thing.

- That's okay.
I get into it,

but I know it's not
everyone's jam.

Anyway, we still got
the next clue.

"How now, brown cow?
Don't take a lickin'.

You'll win this round
unless you're chicken."

- Hmm. Cow... chicken...

Oh, that's easy!

[upbeat country music]

♪ ♪

- Well, howdy!

Welcome to my family's farm.

Your challenge is to collect
a dozen eggs

from yonder henhouse.

Oh, and you city folk
might want to breathe

through your mouths!

[hens clucking]

- [clucking]

Aww! Aren't they cute?

[beak shishes menacingly]

- I-I-I don't know, brah.

Those beaks look pretty sharp.

- All done. One dozen eggs.

- Chill, dudes!

[screams]

[hen screams]

♪ ♪

- Here's your next clue.

- Sorry I messed that up.

Farms aren't really my thing.

- That's okay.

I mean, I love them,

but I get they're not
for everybody.

- We'll just avoid any dates

that involve lasers
and livestock.

[both laugh]

- So... here's our next clue.

"Feeling restless?
In a rut?

Come over here
and shake your butt."

- Oh! I know that one.

[cool guitar music]

- Okay, Questers.

Who's ready to get
their cardio on, huh?

Just follow the dance moves
to get the next clue.

- Whoop, whoop!

- All right, a-five,
six, seven, ocho!

[upbeat dance music]

♪ ♪

- Shove off, missy!
This seat's taken.

- Sorry.

Dancing's not really my thing.

- As in... all dancing?

Like, even at concerts?

Cool. I-I get that.

Here's our next clue.

"Your muscles ache,
but don't you stop.

Your challenge is to reach
the top."

Huh.

- Ooh, ooh!
I-I know this one.

- All right, just reach the top
to get the next clue.

- [grunts]
Almost there.

How you doing, Lunes?

- [grunting]

It's not really my thing.

[upbeat music]

- Hey, Luna!

Look at this cute backpack

Lori gave me for the Quest.

Where's Sam?

- Bathroom.
- So? How's it going?

- Not good, dude.
I thought Sam and I

were gonna have everything
in common,

but it turns out
we have, like, nada!

- Oh, well, at least
you have nada.

- Leni, "nada" means nothing.

Okay, don't panic.

This is totally normal
with new couples.

It even happened
with Bobby and me.

- Really? So how'd you deal?

- I embraced the things
Bobby liked,

and he embraced
the things I liked.

Just be open to the stuff
Sam's into,

and you might actually
enjoy it.

[uplifting harp music]

Oh, no.
Leni got off her leash.

Leni! Here, Leni!

- Okay. Next clue.

"Mail that burger
back to sender.

Try something healthy
from our blender."

- Oh! The organic juice store.

- Awesome...

[cool guitar music]

- Namaste, fellow Quester.

Your challenge is to identify
as many ingredients as you can

in our new Earth Warrior Juice.

- Mmm. Hope it's as good as
your Spinach Spritzer, huh?

- Yeah! Mmm.
Let me get in on this.

- Okay, I'm tasting kale,
wheatgrass,

dandelions...
nutritional yeast, and...

- Fish oil.

[quirky music]

- "Tie the knot and cast away.

The wind's at your back,
so don't delay."

Yes! I love sailing.

- Totally, I mean,
you know, who doesn't?

[whimpering]

- Here. Let me help you.

All we gotta do is make it
across the pond.

Luna, hoist the mainsail.

- Um... yeah!
Th-the mainsail.

- Right by the boom?

That pole.

- Right. The pole.

[sail rustling]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

both: [screaming]

- Well, we got the clue.

I'm sorry about that, Sam.

You know, sailing's just--

- Not really your thing?

Then why didn't you
just tell me that?

- I just wanted us to have
something in common.

[sighs]
Haven't you noticed?

We've kind of got nothing.

- Yeah. I noticed.

It's such a bummer
'cause I kind of thought

we were perfect for each other.

- Me too.

- Well, what do you think?

Should we call it quits?

- Well, we've come this far.

We might as well finish
the Quest anyway.

You know, a-as friends.

- Right. F-friends.

- Well... I guess I should
read the last clue.

"One last challenge,
and then you can gloat.

This Astonishing Quest ends
on a sweet note."

[cool piano music]

- You made it, girls!

Congratulations!

Let me show you
to your station.

Your last challenge is to bake
an apple pie!

Good luck!
[futuristic warble]

both: Ooh.

Baking's not really my thing.

- [gasps]

Okay. Two sticks of butter.

[quirky music]

One cup flour.

Two cups of lard.

And, uh, maybe we should
mix it up now.

[laughing]

[both laughing]

[air horn blares]

- Spatulas down, folks.

We have our Quest winners.

[drum roll]

Scoots and Helen
were the first to finish

the final challenge,
and, bonus,

their pie is delish!

Congrats, ladies.

both: Whoo-hoo!

[tires screech]

- Well, we didn't win,
but I had a lot of fun today.

I think I was wrong before.

I know we don't have
a lot in common,

but maybe we can discover
new things we both like.

You know, like, together.

- I'd really like that.

And, uh, next time,

I'll try not to hit you
with any lasers.

- [giggles] I'll try not
to spit any juice on you.

[both laugh]

[tender music]

[upbeat rock music]

[dog barks]
- Ooh, cute dog.

Is that a corgi?

- Eat my crust, losers!

[laughs]

- Lynn Loud?

I thought I banned you!

[siren wailing]

- Uh-oh.
Floor it, Scoots!

[tires screech]

- Get back here
with that trophy!

[both laugh]

- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪

♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪

♪ In the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house ♪

- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪

♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud house ♪

- ♪ Loud house ♪

♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪

♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪

♪ Stand in line
to take a pee ♪

♪ Never any privacy ♪

♪ Chaos with kids ♪

♪ That's the way
it always is ♪

♪ In the Loud house ♪