02x27 - Fool's Paradise

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪

♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪

♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪

♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪

♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪

♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪

- ♪ In the Loud House ♪

♪ In the Loud House ♪

- ♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪

♪ It's how we show our love ♪

- ♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪

- ♪ One boy and ten girls ♪

♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪

- ♪ Loud, Loud, Loud ♪

♪ Loud House ♪

- Poo-poo.

[exciting music]

♪ ♪

- And that's why I propose

we cryogenically freeze Luan
for April Fool's Day.

She can't prank us
if she's frozen solid.

Oh, come on.
She'll maintain brain function.

Well, a little.

- Lana and I have an idea.

[wheels squeaking]

We call it
the Prank-Me-Not Poncho.

The inflatable lining
cushions you

from all manner of pranks.

- Ow!

Ooh! Ow!
I can feel that.

- Not a problem.
We just need a little more air.

- Does anyone have an idea
that'll actually work?

April Fool's Day
is this weekend,

and I am not losing
another eyebrow.

They're starting to
grow in coarse.

- I say we post bad reviews
of Fanny's Prank Emporium

and force them
out of business.

- Ooh, that's good.

We eliminate her supplier,
we eliminate the problem.

- We're too late for that.

Luan got her prank supplies

shipped to an offshore warehouse
months ago.

She told me that to scare me.

It totally worked.

- Leni, are you
even paying attention?

- Oh, sorry, I was just

reading this ad
for a clown camp

that takes place over
April Fool's Day Weekend.

all: What?

- This is perfect!

If we send Luan to this camp,

she'll be two states
away from us.

Oh, but it costs bucks.

- Well, that is a lot of money,

but if it means
we don't have

to spend April Fool's
in these suits,

I'd say it's worth it.

- Agreed.
Someone toss me my checkbook.

- A weekend at
Funny Farm's Clown Camp?

Oh!
This is my dream come true!

Oh, thank you,
thank you, thank you!

But what's the occasion?

- Why do we need an occasion

to spoil our favorite
little comedienne, huh?

- Oh, wait.
It's on April Fool's weekend.

- Is it?
I, uh--I didn't realize.

- I don't know if I can be away
from my family

on my favorite holiday.

- Ah, but think about
all that fresh meat at the camp

just waiting to be pranked.

- Oh, you're right!

Well, in that case,
I "camp" wait.

[laughs] Get it?

- Oh, that is hilarious!
- That's good!

- Where do you come up
with this stuff?

Oh, I swear,
I'm gonna pee.

- Lincoln,
don't oversell it.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Well, guys, this is it.

I'm really gonna miss you, but--

- Bye!
- See ya!

- Wait, wait!
I changed my mind!

- Punch it, Dad!

[all scream]

- I want the blue clown shoes,
not the pink ones.

[all sigh]

- Here, take them all.

- Take mine, too,
just to be safe.

[all cheering]

[engine rattling, pops]

- Oh, dang it.

Sorry, guys, looks like
Vanzilla just d*ed on us.

- I'm on it, Dad.

Huh, that's weird.

I thought I packed my toolbox.

- It's okay, sweetie.

We'll just get a tow
in the morning.

There's a motel right there.

- [scoffs]

Lola Loud does not
stay in two-star motels.

[glass breaks]

- Well, there you go.

Now it's a one-star,
so you're good.

- And please watch over
Cliff, Charles, Geo, and Walt,

and Izzy, Hops, Bitey,
Fangs, El Diablo--

- Lana.

- But I didn't get to
my ant colony yet.

- Good night.

[insect chirping]

- Seriously?

That's not bothering
anyone else?

- Oh, my bad.

Those gas station burritos
always get me going.

- Not that, the cricket.

- Ouch!
- Seriously, dude?

- I'm sorry.
I can't see anything.

Let me just turn on a light.

[sirens blaring on TV]

all: Lincoln!

- Sorry.

[sirens blaring]

[bed vibrating]
- Lincoln!

Oh!

- I'm sorry.

I can't figure out
how anything works in here.

[alarm blaring]

- Lincoln,
stop hitting switches.

You're making things worse.

Now, where is the dang plug
for this thing?

Ow!

- I'll get some more towels
to clean up that coffee.

[screams]

[blaring stops]

- Well, that should do it.

Whoever wired this place

had no idea
what they were doing.

- I think they knew exactly
what they were doing.

Look what I found.

This cricket is a fake.

It's from
Fanny's Prank Emporium.

[all gasp]

- That's where Luan
gets all her supplies.

- [gasps] You don't think
she's behind this, do you?

- [scoffs]
She can't be.

She's at camp.
I'll call her right now.

[beep]
- Hello, family.

I hope you're
enjoying your stay.

Buckle up, there's mo-telling
what's gonna happen next.

[cackles] Get it?

[screaming]

- Okay, everybody stay calm.

We'll just go to the manager
and get a new room.

- How do we know
that's not exactly

what Luan wants us to do?

I vote we stay put.

[dramatic music]

[all gasp]

- Hang on, Lisa.
We'll get you out.

- [muffled] Negative.
Proceed without me.

I'm safer in here.

- Let's go.

[cricket chirping]

- [muffled] Lincoln!
The cricket!

♪ ♪

- Ah!
She cut the floorboards!

[wood creaks, pops]

all: Oh!

♪ ♪

- Luna, grab my foot.

I'll pull you to safety
with my quads.

- I can't, dude.

Major gelatin hands.

I'm cool here.

Carry on, my wayward sons!

♪ ♪

all: Dibs not!

- Dang it.
I always do it wrong.

[suspenseful music]

[boing]

[yells]

[neon humming]

[scary musical sting]

[all gasp]

You guys go on without me.

I'd rather be stuck up here
than get pranked by Luan.

[dramatic music]

[bell dinging]

- Good evening, sir.

We need a new room.

- Fine.
You can have A.

- Princesses first!

♪ ♪

[animal chatters,
Lola screams]

[hissing]

The rat skunked me.

- The real A's over there.

Don't touch that handle!

Remember what happened to Leni.

- Hi, you guys!

- I have an idea.

Charge!

[yells]

[splat]

I'm okay!
I landed in pie!

[slurps]

And of course
she made it rhubarb pie,

which I'm allergic to.

- I can't take this anymore.

I'm getting out of here!

[scary music]

[car beeping]
[sighs]

[airbags whoosh]
[grunts]

My eyebrows!

- Quick!
To the basement!

It's always the safest place
in an emergency!

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

- Lily, no, it could be a trap!

♪ ♪

Oh, sh**t.

I'm trapped!
Save yourselves!

- Come on, kids!
Say good-bye to your mother!

[click]

- Please tell me
this is not bleach.

And it's bleach.

Go on without me.

I don't want to be seen
in public like this.

- [breathing heavily]
Okay. Take a knee.

Now, I know we're
dropping like flies here.

But let's not lose hope.

If we stick together,
we should be okay.

Lynn Jr., why don't
you grab the Lilster,

and we'll find
a safer spot to hide.

[monkey screams]

[both screaming]

Looks like it's just
you and me, son.

What do you say we go hide
in the boiler room?

Uh, wait, um,

oh, the--the roof is next.

- "The roof is next"?

What does that mean?

And why did you
just look at your arm?

- What--I--

- "Room C, hallway, lobby,

Room A, laundry room."

These are all the places
we got pranked.

[gasps]
You've been helping her!

- Okay, I admit it!

I've been on Luan's scheme
the whole time.

A few weeks ago,
she came to me.

[whistling]

[screams]

And said she needed
an inside man

to pull off her biggest
April Fool's ever.

It was a very
sophisticated operation.

First, we planted a fake ad

in one of Leni's magazines.

Then we set up
a fake clown camp.

Now, that wasn't as easy.

Do you have any idea
how much it costs to buy land?

We faked the van breaking down

with a little help
from one of Luna's fog machines.

And, of course,
Luan wasn't gonna miss

seeing you all get pranked.

The manager--that's her.

[exciting music]

She's been watching everything
on the security cameras.

♪ ♪

- [cackling]

[cackling echoes]

- Dad, how could you sell out
your own family like that?

- Luan promised me
a prank-free decade.

A decade, son!

- I hope it was worth it.

- Oh, it was not worth it.

I feel terrible.

What kind of father am I?

What kind of...
[sobs] Husband?

[sobs]
- It's okay, Dad.

You're not the bad guy here.
Luan is.

- [sniffles]
No, no, son.

I'm just as guilty.

I went along with her.

But maybe it's not
too late to redeem myself.

What do you think of putting
Operation Find Our Family

and Get Back at Luan for Causing
Years of Emotional Damage

and Also Think of a Shorter Name
for This Operation into action?

- I'm in.

[elevator bell dings]

- My pranking is about
to reach new heights.

[laughs] Get it?

Oh, there's no one here.

[elevator clanks]

[buzzer sounds,
telephone rings]

- Hello, manager?

This is Lynn Loud Sr.

My son and I were just
headed up to the roof,

but we seem to have
gotten stuck in the elevator.

- [deep voice]
Uh, I'll be right there.

This is what I get
for hiring an amateur.

That should do it.

[elevator bell dings]

[yells]

[grunts]

[neon humming]

[groans]

Whoa!

[groans]

[splat]

[monkey giggles]

- We did it, you guys!

We finally b*at Luan
at her own game!

[laughs]

[all cheering]

- Clap, clap, clap.

Well done, family.
You got me.

You may have won this time,

but next year I'm gonna
stop going easy on you

and give you all an April Fool's
you'll never forget!

Especially you, Dad!

[cackling]

- What have I done?

[all screaming]

- [continues cackling]

- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪

♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪

♪ In the Loud House ♪
- ♪ Loud House ♪

- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪

♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud House ♪

- ♪ Loud House ♪

♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪

♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪

♪ Stand in line
to take a pee ♪

♪ Never any privacy ♪

♪ Chaos with kids ♪

♪ That's the way
it always is ♪

♪ In the Loud House ♪