- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪
♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
- ♪ In the Loud House ♪
♪ In the Loud House ♪
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
♪ It's how we show our love ♪
- ♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪
- ♪ One boy and ten girls ♪
♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
- ♪ Loud, Loud, Loud ♪
♪ Loud House ♪
- Poo-poo.
[upbeat rock music]
♪ ♪
- Dad must have been
so caught up making us breakfast
that he forgot his work stuff.
Luna, will you run
Dad's laptop up to him?
- And leave my breakfast
sandwich with you animals?
That's a neg, dude.
- I'll do it.
I trust you guys.
- You guys, not cool.
As the oldest,
I totally get her sandwich.
- Hey, Dad, we saw you forgot
your laptop at home and--
[keys clacking]
Oh, I can't believe
you get to have plastic surgery,
but I can't get
my belly button pierced?
- Uh, you must be looking
for Lynn Loud Sr.
I'm sorry, but he
doesn't work here anymore.
He's been gone
for three weeks.
all: Three weeks?
- Based on my calculations,
it appears our father's
employment was terminated
immediately following
the most recent
Take Your Kids to Work Day.
- You don't think we had
anything to do with it, do you?
[laughter]
[heavy rock music]
- Whoo!
[kids groaning]
- We're literally the worst.
- Now I can't even eat
that delicious sandwich he made.
I feel too guilty.
- [munching, swallows]
Me too.
- Wait, if Daddy hasn't
had a job for three weeks,
where's he even going when he
leaves the house every morning?
- I believe I can locate him.
I recently implanted
a tracking chip
in both our parental units.
- A tracking chip?
You didn't put those in us,
did you?
[device beeping]
- [wickedly] No.
[device warbling, beeping]
Lori, turn due southeast.
We appear to have arrived
at Father's location.
- The Aloha Comrade
Hawaiian/Russian
fusion restaurant?
What's he doing here?
- Poor guy must be
drowning his sorrows
in Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
borscht.
all: What?
- Have you guys really
never heard of borscht?
- [humming]
[tracker beeping]
[kids gasp]
- Dad's a dishwasher?
- But he hates doing dishes.
- Yeah, and now
that's his job--
because of us.
- This is worse than the time
we ruined his
th birthday party.
- And his college reunion.
- And his roller dance
competition.
- And his colonoscopy.
- Guys, Dad does
so much for us,
and all we do is
make his life worse.
- It's true.
We really need to fix this.
And I know how.
We're gonna get Dad
a new and better job.
- Yeah!
- Totally!
- We just all need
to work together!
- Oh, guys, someone threw out
a perfectly good
pineapple stroganoff.
[munches]
Mmm.
- [snaps fingers] I've got
the perfect job for Daddy--
figure skater!
[camera shutters clicking]
- No way!
Soccer goalie!
- [grunting]
- Uh-uh.
b*at poet.
- Darkness, despair...
[plays bongos]
Lack of hair.
- May I remind you,
Father only has one
monetizable skill set--
information technology,
street name--IT.
- Oh, what about this?
"Computer expert needed
for Internet start-up."
- I thought someone
already started the Internet.
- This is good.
Let's fill out an application
and send it in.
And...done.
[chimes]
- Yes!
They liked Dad's application
and want him to come in
for an interview!
- Wait, what if
he doesn't get the gig?
Then we'll have gotten
his hopes up for nothing.
- How about we
get the job for him,
then surprise him with it?
- So you're saying we clone
Dad while he's sleeping
and send the clone
to the interview?
Great idea!
I underestimated you,
Lincoln.
- Actually,
I was thinking one of us
could just put on this wig
and pretend to be Dad.
- Oh.
So I overestimated you.
- I know the perfect person
to play Dad.
[playful bluegrass music]
- So, Mr. Loud,
why should we hire you?
- Because I've literally
mastered technology.
[cell phone rings]
Hi, boo-boo bear.
Carol said what?
Can I get some privacy?
- You should hire me because
I'm responsible and mature.
This tie is strangling me!
Oh, I'm sweating in this suit.
These pants
are giving me a rash!
Ahh.
Now, where were we?
[thud]
- Lynn Loud Sr.
Pleased to meet you.
[electricity crackles]
What's the buzz around here?
[laughs] Get it?
- Who are we kidding?
None of us can pull this off.
- There must be somebody
who can make a convincing Dad.
- Ooh, look at me,
I'm Lynn Loud Sr.
I can leave my trash bins out
as long as I want.
- Mr. Grouse, could you
do us a small favor?
- Hard pass.
- Wait, would a tray of my dad's
lasagna change your mind?
- No.
But two would.
[chuckles]
Mmm, mmm!
I'd like to be alone
with my lasagna.
- These are for later,
Mr. Grouse.
First, we need to
get you trained
so you'll fit
into the world of IT.
- Ah, you kids
and your fancy abbreviations.
In my day, we just said, "It."
- Okay, Mr. Grouse.
Here's a laptop.
Boot it up.
- Will you settle
for a penny loafer?
[whistle blows]
- No, no.
Not like that.
Like this.
[laptop chimes]
- Okay, now open a window.
- Eh, all right.
- [laughs]
Good one.
But wrong.
Like this.
- Now you need to empty
the trash on your computer.
- Eh, whatever you say.
- Yeah, I walked
right into that one.
[rock music]
♪ ♪
- Yo, IT dude--
I mean, how are you, sir?
My computer's acting
totally bogus--
I-I mean broken.
So, yeah, can you fix it?
- Well, let's see.
Have you rebooted?
Have you checked
your Wi-Fi connection?
Oh, ah, it's clear as daylight.
You need to update your drivers.
- I think he's ready.
- Almost.
- It's been three hours.
Where is he?
- Passing
the Cluverius residence,
about to make a right
onto Franklin.
[device beeping]
- How'd you know that?
- Just a wild guess.
- Oh, sorry, kids.
Psych!
I got the job!
[kids cheering]
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have a date
with two hot dishes...
of lasagna, for Pete's sake!
all:
Good morning, Dad!
- Dang it.
What's going on, kids?
- Get in.
We're driving you to work.
- Uh, okay.
But there's something
I have to tell you.
I have a new job now.
- Yes, you do.
[engine turning over]
[engine revving]
- Oh, dang it!
[light music]
Wait, this isn't
the Aloha Comrade.
- We know.
Say hello to your new office.
- We felt bad
about getting you fired
from your old IT job,
so we got you a new one.
- Uh, guys, you didn't
get me fired from my old job.
I quit.
- Why?
So you could wash icky dishes?
- Mm, not exactly.
I'm training
to become a chef--
my dream job!
And washing dishes
is how you start.
I didn't want to tell you guys
until I passed
my training period.
all: Oh.
- It's the colonoscopy
all over again.
- It--it's okay, kids.
You meant well.
And now that you know,
you can just
take me back
to the restaurant.
- Uh, we kind of already
quit for you.
- You listen to me, bub!
No one makes my daddy
wash dishes!
He's done with your stinky job
in your stinky restaurant!
And another thing--
[inhales deeply]
[hair dryer whirring loudly]
- Oh, dear.
[bell dings]
- Don't worry, Dad.
We'll talk your boss
into rehiring you.
- Yeah!
- To the Aloha Comrade!
- Punch it, Lori!
- Wait!
[gulping]
[rock music]
Oh, that was hot.
[tires screech]
- Oh, no!
This is my last clean plate.
- Sir.
Please give our dad
his job back.
This was all
a misunderstanding.
- What is there
to misunderstanding?
First, I get the rudest
call of my life.
Then I have no one to help
with the breakfast rush.
So my answer is nyet.
- Yay!
- Nyet means "no."
- Aw.
- Please don't punish our dad.
This was our fault.
- Yeah, we're always
messing up.
- All we do is
make his life worse.
- Whoa, whoa, kids,
what are you talking about?
You make my life better
every day.
This is just a job.
Don't worry.
I can find another one.
[tender music]
- [sniffling]
I can't say nyet to a man
with such a nice family.
You got your job back!
all: Yay!
- Yes, my daddy's gonna
wash the dishes!
[echoing]
Dishes, dishes, dishes!
- Ah, you!
Whoa! Ah!
[crash]
Ooh!
Ow, my cooking arm.
- Chef Sergei!
- Hmm, appears to be
a hairline fracture.
You'll need to
keep that immobilized
for at least three weeks.
- I'm sorry, Lynn.
I know I just
gave your job back,
but I'm going to have to
shut down for a while.
- [sighs]
[bell dings]
- Maybe not.
[upbeat rock music]
- OMgosh, you guys!
The dining room is packed!
- Everyone loves Dad's Kona
caviar breakfast sandwiches.
- Mmm, Lynn,
you don't need to train
to be a chef.
You already are one!
Forget about the dishwashing.
I'm making you my co-chef.
[kids cheering]
Come with me.
I want the customers to know
who made this delicious meal.
- Ooh, Sergei didn't finish
his breakfast sandwich.
all: Dibs!
[keys clacking]
- There you go, all fixed!
- Uh, great, thanks.
Could you log out for me?
- Sure.
[grunts]
Good thing I brought a log.
- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud House ♪
- ♪ Loud House ♪
- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪
♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud House ♪
- ♪ Loud House ♪
♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line
to take a pee ♪
♪ Never any privacy ♪
♪ Chaos with kids ♪
♪ That's the way
it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud House ♪
02x31 - Job Insecurity
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Series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of a boy named Lincoln Loud, who is the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.
Series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of a boy named Lincoln Loud, who is the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.