01x29 - Save the Date

[bunniefuu]

- [grunting, straining]

Huh?

Yeech!

- "Happy Sloppy Joe
Tuesday, Lame-o,

signed Ronnie Anne."

- And there's a heart.
- BOYS: Ooooh!

♪ Lincoln's got
a girlfriend ♪

- What? No, I don't.

- When's the wedding
day, Lincoln?

- BOYS: [laughing]

- Ha, ha, very funny, guys.

- BOYS: ♪ Ronnie
and Lincoln ♪

♪ Sitting in a tree

♪ K-i-s-s-i-n-g

[laughing]

- Guys! Ronnie Anne
is not my girlfriend.

She's rude and gross
and totally annoying.

I'd rather lick the bathroom
floor than kiss that weirdo.

- RONNIE ANNE: [gasping]
- Ronnie Anne!

- [door thuds]

- Whoa, Lincoln, I think you
really hurt her feelings.

- Come on, Clyde, Ronnie Anne
is the toughest girl at school.

She'll be fine.

[whistling]

- LORI: You monster!
- What was that for?

- You made Ronnie Anne cry!

- Cry? I didn't mean to.

Wait, how do you know?

[screams]

- Bobby told me--

right before he broke
up with me!

[crying]
- What? Why does Bobby care?

- Because Bobby is literally
Ronnie Anne's brother.

He said he could
never date someone

related to someone who hurt
someone he's related to!

Or something like that!

- LINCOLN: Ronnie Anne
has a brother?

I thought she was
raised by trolls.

- LORI: [screaming]

That is exactly what
Bobby was talking about!

- LINCOLN:
[screaming]

- [heavy thud]

- You have to make things
right with Ronnie Anne.

- Okay, okay, I'll call her
right now and apologize.

- No! Unh-unh! Actions speak
louder than words.

Bobby has to see you
being nice to her.

That's the only way he'll get
back together with me--

which is why we're
going on a double date.

- What?
- It's all been arranged.

We have a reservation
at Jean Juan's

French Mex Buffet at : ,
and you will make her

feel like the most special
girl in the world!

- Ugh, I'd rather
lick the bathroom--

- LORI: [roaring]
- I'll go iron my khakis.

Clyde, I need your help.

- What's up, Lincoln?

- I have to go on a double
date at Jean Juan's

French Mex Buffet
with Ronnie Anne.

- Ooh, I love
fusion cuisine.

But why?
- 'Cause you were right.

I did hurt her feelings,
she told Bobby,

and he broke up with Lori
and now Lori's making me--

- [audio static]
- Clyde? Clyde?

- ♪ Clyde and Lori
sitting in a tree ♪

♪ Oh there's no room
for dumb Bobby ♪

♪ Woo!

- [Mexican music]

- Hi, Bobby.
- Hey, babe--

I mean, Lori.

- Hi, Ronnie Anne.
- [heavy thud]

- You're looking lovely
this evening.

- Yeah, we weirdos
clean up nice.

Let's just get
this over with.

- [French music]

- Good evening,
Monjour et Señoritas.

Welcome to Jean Juan's
French Mex Buffet!

- Clyde, what are you doing?

- Ooh, mints!

[chomping]

- [growling]
Just here to help you, buddy.

- I know what you're up to.

Please don't mess
this up for me.

- Don't worry. You won't
even know I'm here.

- [heavy thud]
- LINCOLN: [screaming]

- WAITER: [screaming]
- [objects smashing]

- So, table for three?

- Actually, there are four--
- Very good. Three.

Right this way.

Ma'amsellita.

- Wow, table blankets?
Pretty romantic.

- I know. Isn't it?

- I mean, whatever.
It's fine.

Hey, thanks, man.

- [heavy thud]
- Oh! Hey, wait!

- [flowerpot scraping]

- Ooh, la la! Young amour!
This calls for...música!

- No, no, please,
no música.

So, I hear the Quiche
Ranchero is excellent.

- [blowing air]

- CLYDE: Two flat waters
and one sparkling--

to match your eyes.

- Um, could I get a water
and maybe a chair?

- So, how about
that math test?

I mean "show your work."
What is that?

- BOBBY & LORI:
[quietly chomping]

- If I may...
- [lid clanks]

- ...a special treat
for a special lady--

a nacho from Jean Juan's
private collection.

- BOBBY AND LORI: I think
I'll hit the buffet again.

- [gasps] We both said the same
thing at the exact same time.

It's like we're
literally meant to be.

- [imitating Bobby] It's like
we're literally meant to be.

- [laughing]
Oh, they're so cheesy.

- Yeah, yeah, cheesier
than this Fromage Con Queso.

- [laughing]
Oh, remember that time

Bobby decided store-bought
flowers were too "impersonal,"

so, he picked his own.

- Yeah, and they turned
out to be poison ivy.

Lori swelled up like
a salted turkey.

- BOTH: [laughing]

- Aw, look, they're
getting along.

- Does that mean...

- Babe, this has
been t*rture.

- Oh, Bobby Boo-Boo Bear.

- Hot raw tamales
comin' through!

- Uh, the nicknames.
- I know.

And don't get me started
on the kissing.

It's so gross.
Who does that?

- Yeah, and how about
all the selfies?

- [laughing]
- [laughing]

[imitating Lori]
Don't get my bad side, Bobby.

- [imitating Bobby]
You don't have a bad side, babe.

Click! Click! Click!
- BOTH: [laughing]

- You know,
I'm really sorry about

what I said at school.
- It's okay.

Sorry about the Sloppy Joe.

- LORI: ♪ Guess who's
back together? ♪

- LINCOLN & RONNIE ANNE:
Babe and Bobby Boo-Boo Bear?

- Yes! Whee!
Reunion selfie!

- [phone camera clicks]

- RONNIE ANNE: Bleech!

- LINCOLN: [laughs]
- [door slams]

- I'll be back to
pick you boys up.

- Okay, Mom.
- [laughing]

Uh, what are you doing?

- Just, uh, dropped my fork.

- LORI: Ahh!
- BOBBY: Ahh!

- Lincoln, where are
you going?

- Uh, bathroom.

I hope no one else had
the Chile Con Escargots.

- [door lock clicks]
- Whew!

I'll just hang out here
till those guys leave.

- Música!
- No, no! No música.

- [pounding on door]
- MAN: Hurry up!

I gotta escar-go!
- [groans]

- Uno, dos, trois!

- [Mexican music]
- BOYS: [laughing]

- Well, I gotta pee.

- Hello, Dr. Lopez?

I know I'm not supposed
to call you at home,

but it's a Lori emergency.

- Eek! Clyde, you gotta
get me outta here.

- What? Why?

- BOYS: [laughing]

- Guys, there's a band
in the bathroom.

- I can't let those guys see me
on a "date" with Ronnie Anne.

I just convinced them
she's not my girlfriend.

- I gotcha, buddy.

Just stay under there
and I'll wheel you out.

Dr. Lopez,
I'll call you back.

- BOYS: [laughing]

- Hey, dessert guy!

- CLYDE: What?

- Ooh, what's what with
the whipped cream on top?

- CLYDE: Uh, sorry.
That's a to-go order.

See? It's gone.

- Música!
- No! No música.

Silencio.

- Lincoln?

How are we gonna
get you out now?

We'll need a disguise.

- I'm way a "head" of you.

- CLYDE: Adios! Au revoir!
Gracias! Merci!

- Okay, Clyde,
less talking, more walking.

We're almost out.

- LORI: We need our check.

Where's that cute
little waiter?

- She thinks I'm cute?

- I've gotta get
that check for Lori.

- Clyde, no, wait!

- Hey, Lincoln,
what you doin'

at Jean Juan's
French Mex Buffet?

- I'm just here with family,
I mean, friends,

I...I mean family friends.

- Isn't that Ronnie Anne?

- No! I mean...maybe.
I didn't know she was here.

- Hey, are those khakis?

[gasping]
You're wearing date pants!

- I knew it! Ronnie Anne
is your girlfriend.

- BOYS: [laughing]

- She is not my girlfriend!

Guys, I already told you--

Ronnie Anne is rude and gross
and totally annoying.

I'd rather lick the bathroom
floor than kiss that weirdo.

- LORI: Lincoln!!

- We're broken
up again, babe.

I mean, Lori.
- [crying]

- BOYS: [laughing]

- Hey, wait!
- Música!

- No, no! No música.

Ronnie Anne, wait. There's
something I've gotta say.

- [concrete scraping]

- LINCOLN: Can I have everyone's
attention, please?

I've said some pretty horrible
things about a girl

who deserves a lot better.

Ronnie Anne, you're really
cool, and funny,

and I've had an awesome time
hanging out with you tonight.

But, as my sister Lori
once told me,

actions speak louder
than words.

So, instead of telling you how
great I think you are, well...

[kissing]

- LORI & BOBBY: Yay!

- Hello, Dr. Lopez?

- BOYS: ♪ Ronnie
and Lincoln ♪

♪ Sitting in a tree

♪ K-i-s-s-i-n-g

- Yes, this is annoying,
but it's a small price to pay

as long as things are cool
between me and Ronnie Anne.

- [door thuds]
- You!

- BOYS: Oooh!

- [sharp slap]
- BOYS: Oh?

- Lincoln Loud,
how dare you kiss me

at Jean Juan's
French Mex Buffet.

You are rude and gross
and totally annoying.

I'd rather lick the bathroom
floor than kiss you!

- Sorry, dude.

- That was harsh.

- Girls are intense, man.

- It's okay to be single.

- Your bros are here
for you, bro.

- RONNIE ANNE's VOICE:
"Hope that stopped the teasing.

Signed, Ronnie Anne."

- And there's a heart.

- I'm sorry about
Ronnie Anne.

I know how you feel.

A broken heart is a story
as old as time.

But I think I have something
that'll cheer you up.

It always helps me.
[clapping hands]

Música!

- [Mexican music]

- LINCOLN & CLYDE:
Olé!

- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪

♪ May sound bad,
but ain't the case ♪

♪ In the Loud House,
Loud House ♪

♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪

♪ That's the way
we show our love ♪

♪ In the Loud House,
Loud House ♪

♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪

♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪

♪ Stand in line
to take a pee ♪

♪ Never any privacy

♪ Chaos with kids

♪ That's the way
it always is ♪

♪ In the Loud House