03x13 - Ignorance is Blissey

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It's a beautiful
moonlit night

and our heroes find themselves
in a lovely little place

called Happy Town.

Lucky for them...they
could use some cheering up!

My feet are killin' me.

So're mine..an'
I'm starvin'.

I'm hungry and tired!

I dunno about you guys

but if we don't find a
place t' stop pretty soon

I'm gonna collapse.

Hey look...guys it's
a Pokémon Center!

They'll have lots o'
food and soft beds!

Yeah an' nice
hot showers too!

UH...I hate t' tell ya this
but I think it's closed.

-Closed?!
-No way!

Hello in there..
anybody home?

Hey Nurse Joy!

Sure is funny..
I wonder where she is!

Anybody..

Ignorance is Blissey

Oh my head...

Oh that's o.k.,

Misty's always telling me
I have a thick skull!

Sorta looks like a Chansey..

Yeah..but it
definitely isn't one.

Well let's see!

Blissey,
the Happiness Pokémon.

It is kindhearted and
loves helping people.

Blissey is the evolved
form of Chansey.

Ahh..I shoulda guessed you
were evolved from Chansey,

the resemblance
is striking...

this hairdo is a very
interesting choice!

My stomach's remindin'
me it's empty.

Hey where're ya takin' me?!

I wonder what
Blissey's doin'.

Yeah.

Whatever it is it
sure sounds happy.

It almost looks like...

Look Blissey made a
ton o' food for us!

It's just as I suspected.

Let's stop talking
and start eating!

Whoa, take it easy Blissey!

Yeah y' can't get
too carried away

when you're carryin' trays!

C'mon Blissey,
if y' don't slow down all

that stuff is gonnaaaaa...!

Don't worry about it Blissey
it was an accident,

I know you were just
tryin' t' help...

I'll eat after I wash up.

Oh sure Blissey it'd be great
if y' could wash my back!

It's been quite a while,
I could use a good scrub!

That back's really scrubbed.

I think Blissey's tryin'
t' tell y' that it's sorry.

Don't worry 'bout it Blissey

I know y' didn't try t'
hurt me on purpose...

do y' have somethin'
y' can put on it?

Is that rubbing alcohol?!

When it hits
those scratches..

I'll have t' ask Blissey

if anything happened
while I was a sleep.

Oh Blissey..

I can't tell you
how sorry I am

for all the trouble my
Blissey's caused for you Ash.

I just hope you
can understand

that Blissey only
wants t' help!

Well..y' think Blissey
could help a little less?

Yeah!

I know how you must feel

but Blissey's heart's
always in the right place.

I'm a hundred percent
on your side Nurse Joy

I say if Blissey's heart
is in the right place

who cares where
anything else is!

Huh?

And speaking of hearts
being in the right place

I think you should know that
my heart is in your hand!

Uhhhh...

Well your heart
may be in her hand

but you ear is in mine!

Anyway I just
want you to know

that Blissey always
tries very hard

t' be the best
nurse it can be..

isn't that right?!

Some night...I didn't
do anything wrong

an' I still got sent t'
bed without my supper!

Will you stop
complaining Ash..

Brock and I're just
as hungry as you are!

That's right so
stop your grumblin'

and go t' sleep will ya!

Tell that t' my stomach.

We've got to eat
something soon.

I can't even remember
what food tastes like!

There's gotta be someplace
with chow nearby.

I know, why don't we sneak
into the local Pokémon Center

and pick up some Pokémon
to-go for the Boss?!..

and while we're at it

we can pick up a little dinner
t'- go for the three of us!

James..that's
a great idea!

LET'S DO IT!

Nothing!

They didn't even leave
us one crummy crumb!

We've been cheated,

there aren't any
leftovers left over.

Hey look what I got me..

..this parsnip
gave 'em the slip!

We'll divide it into
three equal pieces.

That's fair!

-Meowth!
-What's the big idea?!

Sorry guys, it's finders
eaters, losers weepers!

You get back here!

Now where did that
rotten furball go?

You're not gonna get away
from ME you selfish little...

Uh oh!

Hey you get off
me let me go!

Why're you so glad ...?

Oh, It's been a long time...

I always hoped I'd run
into my old friend!

Remember?!

Well you finally made your
dream come true didn't you.

Jessy .. you two actually
know one another?!

As friends?!

A long time ago..

I was a simple
yet exceedingly

beautiful little
girl with a dream.

I'm afraid becoming
a Pokémon Nurse

will be extremely
hard for you.

We can't accept
your application.

Pokémon nurse school?!

Well, I can learn to be
a Pokémon Nurse here!

Miss that's no
place for you!

Don't you worry...
I fit in anywhere!

With lots of hard work
and proper study habits

I'm sure each and
every one of you

will become a competent
Pokémon Nurse.

Jess-ey!

Remember, you must always
wrap a patient's bandages

firmly yet gently.

That's not so hard!

I'd be glad to give
you a few pointers!

There..nice and neat.

Take your time and keep them
tight but not too tight.

You can do it!

Um-hum You're
doing very well!

Oh that's nice of you..

why don't you join me!

Even though you paid for it..
this lunch is on me!

It's easier this way.

Whenever a patient
is restless

simply use your Sing technique
to make them fall asleep.

Class begin now!

I know Ma'am I'm
awfully sorry!

What does she
expect from me?..

It's not my fault
I'm not a Chansey!

I don't need you
t' comfort me!

I'm sorry..you're the only
one in this whole school

who even cares about me...

I guess it's time I
faced up t' the facts..

there's no way I'll ever
become a Pokémon Nurse.

Chansey.

You want me t'
have your cap?!

That's very very
nice of you Chansey

and I'll always
remember you for it..

but no..you deserve it!

Chansey...

Thanks so much..

now I'll always have a
little part of you with me

and you'll have a little
part of me with you.

Good bye.

I always knew that some day
you'd evolve into a Blissey

and become the kind
of Pokémon Nurse

I always wanted to be.

I have to admit
I'm very touched.

And he don't
mean in the head.

Hey where're we
going Blissey..

what's the big rush?!

Tell me I'm not dreaming.

There's enough food here t'
give a Snorlax indigestion!

You aren't by any chance

giving these boxes of
food to us are you?!

We'll never have t' worry
about food rationin' again!

That's right Meowth, now we
can be completely irrational!

I don't know it seems like

an awful lot for just
the three of us to eat.

Don't worry,
I got nine lives..

an' a stomach for ev'ry one!

Thats funny.

This is all there
is for breakfast!?

No way!

What's wrong?!

Nurse Joy..I think
Blissey's tryin' t' tell us

that this is the only
thing that's left t' eat

in the whole
Pokémon Center!

Blissey what about
the food pantry?

I don't believe it!

The pantry was full
just yesterday!

Somebody must o'
stolen everything.

Let's go t' security.

Maybe the camera
can tell us who!

Looks like our
thief is Blissey.

I can't believe you
were behind this..

what did you do
with all that food!?

Blissey if you tell
me where the food is

maybe I can keep
you out of trouble.

Blissey listen to me!

This could end your
career as Pokémon nurse!

Poor Blissey..

I knew we shouldn't've
taken all this food...

I wish there were
some way to help.

Why don't we just
bring the chow back?!

Because that
wouldn't explain

why Blissey gave the food
to us in the first place.

Why don't we pretend
that we tricked Blissey

into giving us the food?!

Another great idea!

That's two in a row,

but are you sure you
don't mind helping!?

Of course not..one of your
very-few friends is in trouble!

We'll convince the twerps
we pulled it off

and enhance our
criminal reputation!

Oh look Jessie..

we dropped all
the food we STOLE

from the Pokémon Center.

What did you say,
what's going on here?!

Prepare for trouble
you little nurse!

You make it double,
we'll make it worse!

To protect the world
from devastation.

To unite all peoples
within our nation.

To denounce the evils
of truth and love.

To extend our reach
to the stars above.

Jessie James Team Rocket blast
off at the speed of light.

Surrender now or prepare
to fight fight fight!

Me-e-owth that's right.

You again!

They must be the ones

who made Blissey
steal all of the food!

Well James it sounds like
they figured everything out.

Well that Blissey thinks
it's pretty smart

but we tricked it into
stealing for us anyway.

A devilishly clever plan

which we cannot reveal
fooled the innocent Blissey!

That's how it happened!

You caused a lot o'
trouble around here

when you took that food..

NOW GIVE IT BACK OR ELSE!

Ash doesn't usually
get this angry!

Ash doesn't usually
get this hungry!

We'll make you a deal..

If you want this food back

all you have to do is hand
over every single Pokémon

in the Pokémon Center!

You know I can't do that!

Quit wastin'
everybody's time

and give back
that food you stole,

we're hungry' over here,
we wanna eat!

You twerps can eat
as much as you want

as soon as you hand
over those Pokémon..

It's all up to you!

Ash we can't!

Blissey!?

No Blissey, stay away!

Stay away Blissey you'll
ruin everything..

Don't you understand, you're
a nurse in a Pokémon Center..

I'm the beautiful yet
evil member Team Rocket,

it'll look bad if
you're friends with me!

You don't care do you!?

Lickitung..Arbok..
I choose you!!

Blissey's got itself
into real trouble!

I don't understand it Misty

why would Blissey see
Team Rocket again

and act so happy?!

Well I suppose you think

you can catch Team Rocket
all by yourself Blissey!

We'll just have
to relieve you

of that delusion
now won't we!?

Arbok and Lickitung!...

Go show that conceited little
Blissey we mean business!

That's not the way
we planned it..

just pretend to
attack Blissey!

This is awful,

Blissey must be trying to
make up for its mistake

by fighting Team Rocket
for that food!

Good for Blissey!

Stay back or they'll
attack you again!

Lickitung Slam
Attack that Blissey!

...lightly!

Arbok Bite attack Blissey..

..easy.

Well... I hope you've
learned your lesson...

that's what you get for
threat'ning Team Rocket!

Blissey no.

Blissey won't

..turn away from me.

If they find out..

they'll never let poor Blissey
be a Pokémon Nurse again.

Take one step closer and
next time I won't miss.

I thought you had guts twerp

but I guess you're
gonna let this Blissey

fight your battle for you!

What's the matter..

don't you know how t'
lend a Pokémon a hand?!

Then we'll give
ya two of 'em!

Pikachu!

If you don't do
something quick

you'll lose your lunch
and your Pikachu!

What a relief, they're
finally fighting back!

That was great Pikachu!

Is everything OK
with you Blissey!

I'm sorry...

Blissey.. (please) forgive
me for doubting you

even for a minute.

Shhhhhhhh!

It'll be our secret...
old friend.

I need that food...

'CUZ I'M STARVING!

SQUIRTLE!

CHIKORITA!

We can't let Team Rocket
take that food away!

That's the spirit!

Hit us with
your best shots!

We're ready for action!

GO Arbok and
Lickitung, get 'em!

Use Thunderbolt
attack Pikachu!

Use your Vine
Whip Chikorita!

Use your Water
g*n now Squirtle!

Well if that's the best you
can do we deserve the food!

We hate to run but it's
way past our mealtime!

Chikorita.. use
Razor Leaf attack!

He didn't have
t' be so nasty!

We're blasting off again!

We did it !

We got all o'
the food back!

For a minute there I thought
our gooses were cooked!

Speaking of cooked...
when d' we eat?

Here comes the moment
you've been waiting for Ash!

Yeah..Blissey's cookin'
up somethin' special!

Not again!

If Blissey doesn't
take it easy

we're gonna have
egg on our face!

That was a close one!

but Blissey came through..
let's dig in (guys)!

-Yeah!
-All right!

Thanks Blissey!

After a heaping
helping of excitement,

our heroes finally
get to feast.

But a big meal won't lessen
Ash's appetite for adventure,

an appetite that will
serve him well

in the upcoming
Johto League.

I'm glad we could help my old
friend Blissey out of a jam...

you don't find a pal
like that every day.

No..and we don't seem
to eat every day either!

Speakin' o' jam,

you wouldn't happen t'
have any would ya?!

Or marmalade perhaps!?

Jelly'd be nice..

maybe grape or apple or
peach boysenberry, quince...