02x05 - After School Special

[bunniefuu]

The sun.

Which is

In the overall picture
of the universe

A rather insignificant star

Is, however

Important to us
in many ways.

Can you give me some examples?

Derek?

Come on!

The sun.

You know, right
outside the window.

Tito?

I don't know.

Of course not.

Penny?

Light and heat.

( Mimics: )
light and heat.

Very good.

Now, an eclipse.

Your reading assignment
from last night.

Hey!

Come up here.

Be the earth.

Impressive.

Tito, help him out.

Picking on me, man?

A solar eclipse

Is when the moon
blocks the sun's light

From reaching the earth.

We're in the shadow

Like this golf ball.

Now imagine, it's the moon

Coming between the sun

And the earth...

You people are sad.

Very sad.

I mean, you don't care
about anything

But your small,
narrow lives.

Look, why don't you
just pass me out

Of this boring
class, okay?

Who cares, antonini?

I care.

I'm impressed.

( No audio )

Now, say you're sorry.

I am sorry...

That I have
students like you.

You go see principal montgomery.

Forget it.

Get up!

Don't you ever talk
to me like that again.

You'll be sorry
you did that.

No, I'm not.

Somebody should have
slapped you a long time ago.

Shut up!

Classmates:
do it! sh**t!

What do you think

Mr. Antonini?

sh**t him.
sh**t him.

Please, tito.

Say: tito, please don't.

Tito, please don't.

Please don't, mr.

Mr. Tito!

Shut up.

Please, mr. Tito.

Please?

Okay.

( g*nsh*t )

♪ We never thought of finding ♪

♪ The place where we belong ♪

♪ Don't have to stand alone ♪

♪ We'll never let you fall ♪

♪ Don't need permission ♪

♪ To decide what you believe ♪

♪ Whoo! ♪

♪ I said jump! ♪

♪ Down on jump street ♪

♪ I said jump! ♪

♪ Down on jump street ♪

♪ Your friends will be there ♪

♪When your back is ♪
to the wall ♪

♪ You'll find you need us ♪

♪'Cause there's no one else
to call ♪

♪ When it looks hopeless ♪

♪ A decision's what you need ♪

♪ You better be ready to ♪

♪ Be ready to ♪

♪ Jump! ♪

♪ Jump street! ♪

Lucky it went
straight through

Or this kid would be
looking at m*rder.

Antonini coming back?

I doubt it.

He was on edge.

He had a two-week leave
last semester.

Some kids spray painted
his house last christmas.

He was their
favorite target.

There's always one.

Mine was
mr. Demerest.

He'd say, "sit down."

The kids would plop
on the floor.

We used to have
some big laughs.

It's less amusing

When half the class
is armed.

I'm hip.

Who's derek?

The sh**t's best friend.

If he's not selling g*ns,
he'll know who is.

Great school.

Who's my backup?

You're looking at him.

Adam fuller, man undercover.

Put me in, coach.

I'm taking over
antonini's class, hoffs.

Don't be late.

Just one question.

Are you a tough grader?

On homework or the case?

I like working
with the boss.

We'll see.

( Bugle charge )

Go, go, go!

. , Not bad.

We need a training wheel.

I don't want to know.

We're racing
blowfish's
guinea pig.

Put me in for twenty.

He needs a little more roadwork.

Hanson:
who cares. I'm out of here.

Another broken date?

I wish.

Lunch with mom and bob.

Bob?

Ms. Hanson's boyfriend.

Bob sells cars.

Maybe he can give me
a good deal.

Tell you what

I'll fix him up with your mom.

( Bell rings )

Enemy territory.

Some teachers team
to travel these halls.

I'm not worried, sir.

Ray, I may be principal

But we're all grunts here.

First airborne,
vietnam.

Two tours. You?

Conscientious
objector.

University of toronto,
' - .

Just kidding, ray.

Golf's my biggest
demon these days.

Mike antonini was science
professor extraordinaire

And those monsters
took that away from him.

They robbed him of
his love of teaching.

They're doing
the same to all of us.

Right on, al.

We need to do
something tangible.

People.

Adam honeycut,
mr. Antonini's sub.

Man, I don't envy you.

Al bernard.

Al.

Al and mr. Antonini
are close friends.

I hope he's all right.

Yeah, he's going to be fine.

I talked to him
in the hospital.

He said to warn
whoever took his classes

To watch out
for tito's buddies.

Mike mention any names?

Take your pick.

Any punk crosses me
or any member of this faculty

He just
watches out!

( Spills coffee )

I'm sorry.

Those coffee stains could ruin
someone's air jordans.

Pretty cocky
for a new recruit

Aren't you?

Yeah, well...

I like to fly in
under the radar.

Forget the administration,
just get the kids on your side.

That's a nice idea

But we've got
a pretty bad situation here.

Worst in the city, they say.

You tell me after today.

Hey look.

Check it out, man.

Someone's blood on the desk

I'll never forget the look on
antonini's face.

Tito was nuts, man.

Anybody
sit here?

Not any more.

What are you girl?

I'm new.

You must be... Old.

That's tito's seat.

Who?

Forget it.

He ain't coming back.

I'm derek.

Judy johnson.

J.j., From orlando.

And I'm derek's girl.

Really now, how quaint.

So, derek

What's this class like?

( Bell rings )

Take your seats, please.

Guess we're going
to find out.

Guess so.

Physical sciences, right?

Yes, sir.

They tell me
there was a sh**ting here.

Yeah, should have
been there.

It's terrible, isn't it?

What's going to happen to tito?

I don't know.

The two people involved
are gone.

What we'll do
is move on.

Are you scared?

Should I be?

Can you dodge b*ll*ts, honeycut?

Open your books to page .

Ah, gosh!

I forgot mine!

Oh.

Use mine.

Read aloud.

I don't feel like it.

Okay. You read.

Volcanoes give clues
to the earth's history

Evolution,
and its interior.

They emit gases,
liquids and solids.

The liquid emissions
are known as lava.

Honeycut:
stop.

Feel like reading yet?

Nope.

Honeycut:
tell you what.

How would you like an "a"
in this class?

Yeah.

I could deal with that.

Read the next paragraph
without a mistake

And you got it.

Man, what if I mess up?

Then you wash my car every day

Till the end
of the year.

No way, man.

I don't even feel like it.

Sure.

Then, why don't you
tell us where we are?

The guy's a jerk.

Shut up.

Hi.

Hi, tom.

Good to see you.

Good to see
you, bob.

Well, you caught us.

Guess that's
easy to do.

I'm sorry.

Well, how's work?

Good. Very good.

Well...

We have some news.

You sold the most cars
again this month, bob?

No.

Bob and I have decided

That we're going
to live together.

It's all right, tom

Because we're going
to get married, probably.

When?

When are we
getting married

Or moving in
together?

Both.

Well, right away.

And then...
Whenever it works out.

Do you have a problem
with that, tom?

No, it's just...

People live together
all the time these days.

I'm just
a little, uh...

Surprised.

We wanted you
to know first.

I knew you'd understand.

I understand completely.

Hey, man.
I got that tape player
for ya. My car, : .

Hey, billy.

I heard you're
shopping around
for merchandise.

Watch out for
shoddy products.

It ain't a bargain
unless it works.

But cosmo, I only
have bucks.

Then give her chanel,
I've got a case.

Bernard:
I always sit here.

That way my back
is to the wall

And none of these kids
can sneak up behind me.

Who's going
to sneak up on you?

That's the problem--
I don't know.

How about derek
or jo-jo?

Didn't you have derek
in your class last year?

Yeah.

How was he?

Didn't stay long enough
for me to find out.

I gave him a "b-"
and got rid of him.

That's a pretty
good grade

For a kid
with a reading problem.

How did you find
that out?

His transcript.

He's got the i.q.

But no grades.

Except math.

I just guessed.

He's a time b*mb.

I don't
think so.

No?

Last year, we had
a locker raid.

We found g*ns.

How do you
fight that?

Hey!

Hey, derek.

What's up?

I got it!

Oh!

Oh, kid.

That was stupid.

Hey, but you took my tuna.

( Mimics: )
hey, but you
took my tuna.

I can't
understand.

ret*rd.

Lynette

Look what that kid did.

You're lucky bernard
didn't see you.

He's looking
over here now.

Give me
your purse.

Come on,
give it.

What's that girl got?

Let's see
the purse.

What for?

You're carrying a w*apon.

A w*apon?

You're crazy!

I'm so scared.

Just give me
the purse!

Surprised?

Hey, mr. Bernard...

You want to borrow it?

Boy, do things change.

I remember when the biggest
problem you had with a kid

Was them sticking
a "kick me" sign on you.

When I was student teaching
that happened to me.

The rest of the faculty
let me wear that thing

For three periods before
they said anything to me.

"Kick me"--

Now they just
pull the trigger.

Oh, boy.

I wonder whose
car that is?

It's mine.

Penhall:
I hate when a good friend
asks you to help him move.

You can't not do it

But it's a major pain.

Well in your case penhall,
moving involves a couch, color
tv and crates of records.

Yeah, well I want to know if I
move I can fit everything
in my car.

Where you going?

I wanna be ready.
Minutes anywhere
in the world.

My mothe saved everything from
before I was born. Everything.

On the other hand, one wonders
why there are moving companies?

I mean, don't they deserve
somebodys buisness?

Yeah. How about that,
hanson?

How long you figure this guy
will shack up with your mom?

You don't shack up
with someone's mom.

I like him.

Yeah.

If he makes her happy,
why not?

It's just not right.

Officer hanson wants
proper for his mother?

You've got to get
with the times, old man.

She wants me involved.

Bob even asked me
to go bowling.

You know, a man-to-man
night of camaraderie.

A bowler?

You've got a lot
in common already!

Two men competing in the world's
most boring sport.

You guys will be
best friends.

Well, I'm glad to see he's got
the heavy stuff out.

Come on guys.

Morning, adam.

See what
those punks did?

I wondered what happened.

I just paid it off.

Any idea who did this?

What difference
does it make?

All these kids are bums.

Protect yourself--
I have.

What are you
talking about?

I have a little
insurance.

Insurance?

I have a permit here
to carry a concealed w*apon.

One does not want
to be outside the law.

So, you score yet?

I just met the girl, jo-jo.

Lynette's got
you trained

To expect
nothing, man.

Girls allowed?

Depends.

Yeah, sure.

Did you trash
the sub's car?

I don't think so.

Did you?

I just figured since
he made a fool of you...

He didn't make
a fool of me.

I made a fool
of him!

He treated you lousy.

Uh-oh!

I thought we were
eating together.

I'm already done, baby.

Sorry.

You tell your old girl

If she drops
any slop on me

I'll rearrange her face.

Wow!

Get up!

Bernard:
hey!

Ease off!

All right, ease off!

Hold it--
that's it.

Hold it!

Come on.

Ease off.

Did I see a Kn*fe?

Must have been a brush.

I just dropped my tray.

That's right.

Let's go, al.

The show's over.

You-- clean it up!

I swear

I'll k*ll you!

Okay, lynette.

Into my office
for that one.

Go on.

Come on.

Principal:
come on, break it up.

Hey!

Hi, I'm cosmo.

Yeah, so?

So you want a piece?

What?

A piece... A g*n.

Why?

She's real mad.

I think you're
going to need one.

Yeah, okay.

Maybe, maybe.

Purse-size,
good quality.

I'll see what
I can work up.

( Bell rings )

Mr. Honeycut?

You all right?

Yeah.

Is this important?

Someone tried
to sell me a piece--

A kid named cosmo.

What about
derek ford?

I think he's
just a rough kid.

I got a guy carrying--
al bernard.

An armed teacher?

Yeah.

Remember, we're here
for the dealers.

We don't want any...

Get to class, miss johnson.

Honeycut:
air is made up of oxygen

Nitrogen, carbon dioxide
and water vapor.

Now, nitrogen is
the biggest portion

But oxygen is what we need...

To live.

Okay, whose is this?

Obviousy this is not the only
Kn*fe or w*apon in this class.

This was found behind
a fire extinguisher

In the east stairwell.

Is it loaded?

It was.

Maybe this will
get the school board

To respond
to our complaints.

They already have.

There's an armed
police officer

Undercover as a student
here at henry clay.

That's great.

Yeah, great.

Are you people nuts?

One cop against hundreds
of g*n-toting kids?

It's a start.

Let me tell you
something.

They already have
a big head start

And we've got to take care
of ourselves.

Come on, harry.

Let's go.

Montgomery:
don't panic,
folks.

Other measures
are being considered.

Are you worried?

Oh, no,
not really.

That's good.

Would you like to go out
with me this evening?

Tonight?

Yeah.

I thought maybe we could
go shopping together.

Shopping?

Oh, like groceries,
and maybe make dinner?

No.

Like to a g*n shop.

I see.

Sure, love to.

Great.

Okay, let's go.

Everybody, out!

Back to class!

Put them out!

Everybody, back to class.

You, come here.

Leave me alone, man.

You listen up.

Don't challenge me.

I gave you a freebie today,
but that's it.

What?

You got a Kn*fe
in there?

Let go of me!

Get off me.

You crazy or something?

I'll tell you what.

You can't read worth a darn.

That's too bad.

It slows my class down,
and it slows you down.

I won't call on you anymore

If you retake the remedial
reading you already passed.

No way!

Derek!

What, man?!

Think about it,
derek.

You're no dummy.

Listen, studman.

If you think you
can handle lynette

Then you take her.

Hey, derek!

She's so uptight.

Help! Help!

Help!

Too bad, ret*rd!

Stop it!

( g*n explodes )

( Groaning )

Will billy
lose his hand?

I doubt it.

Why did that happen?

He's been picked on
all his life

Because
he's handicapped.

He finally
struck back.

No, I mean about
the g*n exploding.

It was a cheap g*n--
saturday night special.

Costs about bucks.

Fires about five . 'S
before they destruct.

Really?

Really.

Joan, are you sure
you want to do this?

I don't want to get sh*t,
I know that.

Having a g*n won't necessarily
keep you from being sh*t.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

I mean, we're teachers
and we're buying g*ns.

Do you remember
that old saying--

Why do I teach?
Two reasons...

July and august, yeah.

When I first started teaching,
I hated july and august

Because I couldn't
be around the kids.

I love watching them learn.

Feeling
their energy...

Now I'm scared of them.

Some of these schools
are dangerous.

I know-- I see
it every week.

Pretending there isn't a problem
doesn't help.

I teach in a tough school--
a teacher was sh*t!

I'm scared.

I don't blame you.

But buying a g*n
is not the answer.

A lot of faculty have them.

Yeah, and I can just about
guess which ones.

I'm not doing this because...

I just hate being scared
all the time!

Ooh!
Strike on the extra frame!

That is - - .

Got you three games to two,
best out of seven.

I can keep score.

Let's double up
on this game

And call it the last.

Bucks?

Let's be bold.

How about $ ?

How about $ ?

There you go!

Another beer?

Miss, two beers.

Yes!

That's three
in a row.

I'm just warming up.

Do you ever think about
trading in that old mustang?

I like my car.

It was my dad's.

I'm sorry.

I was just asking.

I didn't know.

I guess you were right
about my luck.

Yeah.

Okay.

- - For tom.

For old bob.

Nice game... Bob.

That's the best I've done
in quite a while.

Listen, I'm sorry
about the car.

That was just

Salesman's instinct.

That's all right.

Here you go.

Why don't you hold on to that?

Why?

Because I'm a
average bowler

And I
told you .

I was hustling you.

You were hustling me.

Why?

That's the only way
I could figure out

If you were hustling me.

I was.

There's something I've
been wanting to ask you.

What are your plans
with my mom?

Don't you think that's
between me and your mom?

I know you're
not real happy about this.

I'm sorry you're
not happy about it.

You seem like
a nice guy.

But nice guy
or not

It doesn't change
that I love your mother.

If this thing works out,
I'm going to marry her.

You been married before?

Yes, sir, I have.

More than once?

Yes, as a matter of fact--
three times.

Marriage is great.

Sure.

Your mother
knows all this.

I don't expect you
to fall in love with me

Because I go out
bowling with you

But I've been honest with you.

The guy
who marries
your mother

May be
a bad guy.

I'm just asking you
to give me a chance.

Hey, what's going on up there?

I'm flying first
class back here.

Miss my flight.

( Alarm sounds )

What have you got, jo-jo?

Nothing, man.

What's this?

My letter-opener.

A switchblade?

I have to open mail fast--

I'm a busy man.

My office, right away!

What about my rights?

We'll write you a letter.

What about this guy?

Mr. Bernard.

Frisk him and make him
go through the detector.

( Alarm sounds )

It's my keys.

Let me see it, al.

Jeez.

Put it in the box.

Do I have to?

Yes, you have to.

I better see this again.

Guaranteed return delivery.

Inside.

Bucks.

Tell your friends,
cosmo never lies.

Lock it.

Honeycut:
detoured from
the metal detector.

I may not need one.

I got a buy
set up with cosmo.

Make the bust
before the kids

Restock
this armory.

What about
the teachers?

They can't be
randomly searched

Or the evidence
is blown.

We got lucky
with bernard.

That's great.

No wonder
they're armed.

I don't
make the laws...

I just enforce them.

... And I want those assignments
turned in tomorrow!

Derek.

What?

Jo-jo, I'll talk
to you later.

Have you thought
about my reading offer?

( Sighs )

I don't know, man.

You're trying to figure out
what my angle is.

Yeah.

Look, I know on the streets
you got to be cool

Or you
get used.

This isn't
the street.

If you plan on filling out
a job application

Or ordering
in a decent restaurant

Or finding a street on a map

You'd better
learn to read.

Because after you leave here,
nobody will care.

Are you really a teacher?

Because you sure
don't sound like
any I've known.

Hey, j.j.--
The store's over here.

Will this blow up in my face
like billy's?

Not a chance.

That's quality merchandise
you got in your hands.

How much?

Seventy-five
plus a*mo.

Deal.

You're under arrest.

Up against
the wall.

I trusted you!

The only woman you should trust

Is your
parole officer.

Move it!

A cop steals my boyfriend?

That makes him as stupid as you.

Drop the g*n, lynette!

Why?

( g*nf*re )

You're
under arrest!

I'm a better sh*t than you.

Come on.

Honeycut:
if you build
the weapons up on one side

The other side feels compelled
to do the same.

It happens in countries
and it happens right here.

We've got to protect
ourselves.

( Class murmurs agreement )

From who?

From others trying
to protect themselves?

Why are you so smart
about law and order?

I got a secret life.

Mr. Antonini,
how are you?

Are you okay?

How are you feeling?

Much better.

Thank you.

I'm recovering quite well.

Yes.

You look marvelous.

We've got your things packed.

Terrific.

You probably want
to say hello to everyone.

I'm afraid mr. Montgomery's
not here today.

He's downtown.

We had another
unfortunate incident yesterday.

That's too bad.

How's my class doing?

Look, the only reason
tito carried a g*n

Was because the teachers
treated him like dirt.

( Class murmurs agreement )

They're all
carrying g*ns.

So what does that mean?

Hmm?

We turn our classroom
into a b*ttlefield?

Hey, man,
maybe he's right.

Well, listen
to mr. Einstein, here.

He can't even
read the menu

In mcdonalds.

Don't give me
that, jo-jo.

You can't read
so good either.

And don't expect me
to back your play anymore.

Intercom:
mr. Honeycut?

Please report
to the office immediately.

Derek.

Keep the class cool.

I'll be right back.

Student:
all right.

( Students
talking and laughing )

It's good to be here.

Let's see, where were we
when we were interrupted?

Penny.

We were on the sun.

Very good.

The sun.

Jo-jo:
yeah, the sun, antonini.

We left off
on the sun.

I would appreciate it

If you have any questions
or comments

That you raise your hand.

Now, the sun is actually
a controlled nuclear expl*si*n.

This is captain fuller.

We may have a wrinkle here.

I want back-up units
right away.

Roll them in silent.

Thanks.

You're a policeman
and you like to be a sub?

...but even the sun

Will not
last forever.

And when it dies...

The guy's really messed up.

Be cool, man!

( g*nsh*t )

...destroying the earth

With its
immense heat.

I would
appreciate

Your full
attention

From now on,
mr. Fort.

Otherwise,
I might feel compelled

To put a hole in your head.

Anyone have
a problem
with that?

No, sir.

Ah, good!

Let's continue.

Hurry, I think it's here.

Physical sciences.

Relax, honeycut, we're here.

Harry, go on the east flank.

We'll come from here.

We'll corner
the punk.

The punk is antonini

And you're
under arrest.

Only those who misbehave
will be punished.

If you haven't been bad

Then there's nothing
to worry about.

Hey, I got
a permit.

It's not valid
on school property

And you know it.

We're on
your side.

You're as big a problem
as they are.

By the way,
you're all under arrest.

Get me a master key.

Antonini:
it's very
frustrating

That a few troublemakers

Ruin the learning experience

For the entire
class.

The school's policy
concerning this place

Has, I think...

Right there!

Don't move!

Hands on the desk.

Do what he says, man.

Do it!

Get up.

Get up!

I think you owe
the whole class an apology.

Say... "Please."

Please.

Please, mr. Antonini.

Leave him alone!

Shut up!

Please, mr. Antonini!

Please,
mr. Antonini!

Police!

( Students scream )

Look out!

Is everybody all right?

Yeah, everything's cool.

Hey, man,
look, I'm sorry.

Get him
out of here.

They have
to learn!

Thanks, derek.

You're under
arrest, jo-jo.

Look, man, I'm sorry.

I did it for you!

Think
of tito!

Out of here!

Derek:
I did it
for you!

I didn't want
you to die!

Don't you understand?!

Doesn't anybody understand?!

Mom, what's going on?

I'm moving out!

Moving out.

You just moved in
with this guy two days ago.

It was a mistake.

I jumped too soon.

Why?

I don't want
to talk about it.

Tell me what happened.

No chemistry.

Chemistry?

My mother has chemistry?

You were all over each other
the other day.

Well, yeah, but the more
you live with somebody

The more you get
to know them.

Mom, it's been
two days.

You can discover a lot
about somebody in two days.

Is there something

You're not telling me?

Tom, can we speak
one adult to another?

Yeah.

You won't be upset?

No, come on, what is it?

Tom, bob...

Bob wasn't
very good in bed.

I don't want to hear this
because you're my mother...

You said we could talk.

I just don't want
to hear all the details.

Let's pack the car.

Gee, I didn't think
you'd be so squeamish.

There were
other problems, too.

It just wasn't right.

Maybe you're being
a little hard on him--

Comparing him with dad?

Maybe. I don't know.

It just felt like
I moved too fast.

Didn't you know he had
this problem before?

Tom, what kind of a woman
do you think I am?

Average, huh?