01x02 - Say My Name

[bunniefuu]

[ music ]

- wool, cotton, and nylonare all up.

But polyester is down.

And that'sthe Sock Market Report.

- Thank you, Mary.We now go to Captain Man,

live from the Man's Nest,to explain

exactly what happened last nightat Swellview Prison.

- Thanks for having me.Glad to be here.

Thanks so much.- Thank you

for taking timeout of your busy schedule

of letting hundreds of criminalsout of jail.

- Let's keep in mind, Trent,

that if inspirational prisonmovies have taught us anything,

it's that the vast majorityof the people

in that jail were innocent.

- Are you saying thatall the criminals

you mistakenly freedwere innocent?

Criminals like The Toddler,Dr. Minyak,

Arson Boy, Frankini--- Well not necessarily.

- I'm not done.Mr. Nice Guy, Jeff,

Lil' Mustache, Big Mustache,

The Midnight Tickler,The Time Jerker,

Trenchfoot--- Okay. Look, we can talk about

who escaped all day long--- And we will:

Sue Nami, The White Collar,Mr. Guilty--

- Okay we definitelyhave to catch Mr. Guilty

and we will, I promise--

- How? You don't have Kid Dangerto help you anymore.

- Don't you dare say his name.

I have everything under control.

Because I have a new team:Danger Force.

- Yes, the ones who helped you

free thosevery guilty criminals.

- Well as we speak,

Danger Force is combingthe streets of Swellview...

to find those criminals.

- Why aren't youout there helping them?

- If you must know, I havea massage scheduled today...

- I'm so sorry.- We didn't know.

- I forgive you.

So after I have my massage anda nice glass of spicy milk--

- Oooh! I love spicy milk.- Who doesn't?

Fresh from Swellview'sfamous spicy cows.

- Yeah, so I'll get out thereand help Danger Force

round up the criminals.If I even have to.

'Cuz any minute nowI'll bet my team

is gonna come walking in thereand say,

"Captain Man -- we got 'em."

- Captain Man -- we got 'em!

CAPTAIN MAN:Oooh, right on time --

who'd you get?- Not a who but a what.

And that what is some wings.

CAPTAIN MAN: You're supposed tobe rounding up criminals.

- We were.

- No criminalsat the wing store.

- Just these bad boys.

Amirite?!- Hey-yo!

VOLT: Oh hey! Are we live?

- Yes, yes we are.

- Whattup NEWSERS???

- Okay, this is my interview.

- It doesn't seem like you haveeverything under control.

- No, no I've goteverything under control!

We're taking this situationvery seriously.

- She's dancing.- She shouldn't be dancing

she's supposed to belooking for criminals-

- I lost themat the wing store but I--

Are you doing an interview?- Yes! Live!

- Oopsie!

- Now both of them are dancing.

- Yeah. This is uh...this is their victory dance.

- Which we'll doon our enemies' graves.

- Oh my!

CAPTAIN MAN: Get themoutta here!

SHOUTOUT: I'm trying!

- Oh come on!You knocked over the map!

- Oopsie!- Captain Man, it seems

your team is embarrassing itselfonce again.

AWOL: You know what, Trent?

Let me explain something to youabout Danger Force.

We don't play by your rules,old man.

- I don't see why you have tobring my age into this--

- Too hot! Too hot!It's burning my mouth.

- I got The Toddler!

CAPTAIN MAN: What?You got The Toddler?!

- Do I get a treat?SHOUTOUT: You need milk!

- That's not The Toddler.That's just a toddler.

- I need milk!- Do I still get a treat?

- Here's some milk.

- No that's spicy milk!

[ AWOL screams ]

AWOL: Get away from me!

[ AWOL screams ]

- It's under control.

[ music ]

It all just kinda happened.

[ kids all taking at once ]

- Stop talking!

♪ Danger

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Ooooh-ooooh

♪ Danger!

♪ One two three Force!

[ kids in unison ]- Emergency!

- That's just the doorbell.- I know.

[ music ]

- Keep it goin'.

Put your back into it.

- We've been doing thisfor too long.

- Yeah, how much longerdo we have to practice fighting?

- As long as I say!- I feel like you're mad.

- I am mad!

You guys embarrassed meon the news.

- Why do we evenhave to practice fighting?

We've got superpowers!

- Yeah and you're super-trashat using 'em.

[ Mika and Chapa gasp ]

- If you were trying to offendus-- congratulations, sir.

MIKA: You know what,Danger Force?

Let's show this guywhat we can do.

- Oh here it comes.

[ Mika screams ]

- There it is everybody,strap in.

What are you guys doing?Are you trying to use

your powers right now?

None of this is working.

Miles, are youin a Journey concert?

Bose, do you have touse the potty?

Because it looks likeyou need to make a boom-boom.

- Haaaaaa!

- I moved those with my mind!

- No I zapped them over!

- I knocked them overwith my scream!

- Actually, I teleported over,knocked them down,

and teleported back.Points for Miles!

- Okay, okay...- I obviously did that.

You guys saw me, right?

RAY: Hey, hey. Okay! Hey!

Y'know what, guys?If we ever get into a fight

with an army of angry pencils...

I'll probably still have todo everything myself.

[ alarm tone rings ]

SCHOOL ROOM VOICE: [span]Stranger approaching.[/span]

[span]School mode activated.[/span]

- Let's go, let's go, let's go!

RAY: Come on, come on.Pick it up. Come on.

[ alarm tone continues to ring ]

Hey hi hello yes hello hi.Can I help you?

These kids are just learning.MIKA: Normal.

- Yeah we're just--normal stuff.

- Yeah.MILES: Four kids learning.

- School.- Gifted children of world.

RAY: Yep.- What are you learning?

- Biology.- None of your business.

- Books.

- Who are you?- Just a guy.

- Well what are you doing here?

- Just strollin'.Saw this school.

Thought I'd stroll inand ask some questions.

- Oh! Slow your stroll, guy.

- Is that your kid?

- Scissors!!!

- Get outta here!

What is that toddlerstill doing here?

I thought I told you to take himback where you found him.

- And I thought I told you

I can't rememberwhere I found him.

- We have bigger problemsthan the fact that

Bose kidnapped a childand gave him giant scissors:

I just got a GuGu alert.

The video of Ray's interviewearlier went viral.

They gave us stupid names.- What?!

- Breaking news! A disastrousinterview on KLVY

and this time,it wasn't Mary's fault.

- That's right, Trent.Mary did good.

But you know who did bad?

These kids who ruinedan otherwise perfect interview.

- Once known as Danger Force,these kids are now being called

Oopsie Girl, The Wing Wimp,Spicy Milk,

and Gorgeous Hair Boy.

[ the kids all groanin frustration ]

- Ugh, when will people stoptalking about my gorgeous hair?

It's like... my eyesare down here, people.

- I do not want my superheroname to be Spicy Milk.

- I object to The Wing Wimpin the strongest possible terms.

- Well have you thought aboutwhat you want your names to be?

- Yes. I wanna be ShoutOut,'cuz once I shout -- you're out.

- And I'm AWOL,because just like that...

I'm gone.

- I'm Volt, because...

Okay hold on...- Right.

- And I'm Gorgeous Hair Boy--wait!

No! I'm Brainstorm.

Because I'm smart -- wait!No...

- So... what do you think?

- I think...

those names are pretty swet.

- Yeah.- I know.

They're swet. You know.- Well then you're in trouble.

[ Ray and the kids in unison ]- Aahhh!

- Because if the news saysyour superhero name three times,

that's your superhero namefor-ever.

- How'd you evenget in here, Guy?!

Our security system'sincredible.

- I know.I built it.

- Huh?- You what?

- WHAAATTT?!

- Schwoz?

- Yes it's me, Schwoz!

I was just pretendingto be Guy to make sure

you all followedthe security protocol.

- Well were you also justpretending that if the news

says our dumb namesthree times,

they becomeour real superhero names?

- [ laughs ]Ohhhh no.

No, I don't joke about names.Only faces.

- Schwoz is right. Back beforeI was known as Captain Man,

I was almost knownas Angry Punch Guy.

- Why would youcall yourself that?

- I didn't!Trent Overunder did.

Twice! And he was almost said ita third time.

- Well what stopped him?

- He got a liiittle visitfrom Angry Punch Guy.

- Dozens of protestersflooded the streets

but their free speech wasthwarted by pro-w*r activist

and Swellview'snewest superhero,

Angry Punch--

- That's not my name, dig?

- Now let's disco, baby.

[ disco music ]

♪ Ahhhhh!

♪ Ahhhhh!

♪ Ahhhhhhh!

♪ AAAAHHHH!

♪ If you do not know my namejust call me Captain Man ♪

♪ You never saw me comingnow you'll be my biggest fan ♪

- How old are you?

- Next person who asks mehow old I am

is going to get a little visitfrom Angry Punch Guy.

Who is thirty-s...thirty. Thirty.

- So... how did you get people

to start calling youCaptain Man?

- I just got the mostpopular person in Swellview

to say my name on the radio.

- [ laughs ]The radio?

How old are youuu...

...nicorns when they gettheir horns?

Oh I just remembered it's seven.

- Who did you get tosay your name on the radio?

- A DJ named Coyote Jake.

COYOTE JAKE: [span]Ah-oooooooo![/span]

[span]Yeah baby it's Coyote Jake [span]comin' at ya.[/span][/span]

[span]In the studio with me right now [span]is the hero[/span][/span]

[span]who's fixin' to high-five [span]Nixon, Captain Mannnnnnn![/span][/span]

CAPTAIN MAN ON THE RADIO: [span]That's right -- I hate commies, [span]but I love mommies.[/span][/span]

COYOTE JAKE: [span]Ah-oooooooo![/span]

CAPTAIN MAN AND COYOTE JAKEIN UNISON: [span]- Ah-ooooooooooooo![/span]

- Oh my god!- Yeah. That happened.

- No it's Ellis!

- We should probably go get him.

- Yeah.

- Ah-oooooooooo!

- Ellis, you shouldn't runwith giant scissors!

Run with thesenormal sized ones!

- We gotta get that kidback to his parents.

- After I stop Trent and Maryfrom ever sayingthose names again.

- You'd better hurry --the two thirty-eight newsstarts in twelve minutes.

- It's two twenty-six already?!

- Alright I'm out.- I'll drop you off.

With my super power.

- Yaaaahhh!

- Maybe you should walk.

- Down the tube!

- So while Chapa takes care ofTrent and Mary,

Miles and I will go findthe most popular personin Swellview.

- Lucky you.'Cuz you're lookin' at him.

- You're not the mostpopular person in Swellview.

- YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH,SCHWOZ.

- No, look!

- Who is Natalie Mazdah?

- Ohhhh, she's the girlwho was recently

on the same flightas Emma Watson.

- That's riiiight.- Oh, her?!

Ooooh. Can't competewith that.

- No.MIKA: Not even a little--

She's probably at thatnew restaurant

that only serves foodsthat are blended.

- Hip Hop Purée?- Mm-hmm.

She holds court there every daystarting at two forty-two.

- But that's onlyfourteen minutes from now!

- It's two twenty-eightalready?!

- Yes! Go!Go go go!

- I got him!

[ in unison ]- Down the tube!

- Okay, you and Bose go findthis kid's parents.

- That won't be hard. I enteredhis genetic information

into the Man's Nest computerand created an image

of exactly whathis mom looks like.

SCHWOZ: We'll use thisand go find her.

RAY: Okay. Like I said,me and Bose

are going to findthis kid's mom.

- But you just said--

[ disgruntled gibberish ]

- and that's how Swellview'sbeloved Officer Jamz

keeps popping,and locking, up criminals.

- He sure does, Mary.

Swellview loves Bennie,that dog with a hat.

But Swellview also loveslaughing at

that terrible interviewwith Captain Man

that was roonedby the members of Danger Force.

- That's right Trent,and their names are--

VOLT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

- Oh, look it's Spicy Milk!- Shut up!

- Where's Oopsie Girl?!- Stop talking!

- And The Wing Wimpand Gorgeous Hair Boy.

He's my favorite!

[ Volt grunts ]

- Hey!That almost hurt.

- Security!

- Flyin' in! Sorry.

I got caught grazing inthe donut fields over in crafty.

- [ chuckles ]Oh, I've been there.

- Plus I thought this was alljust part of rehearsal.

- Wait.This was just a rehearsal?

- Of course it was.

You don't just dothe two thirty-eight news

without a rehearsal.

[ Mary, Trent laugh ]

- That's funny.

- We're definitely gonna sayyour names again,

but for realsies next time.

- [ mumbles through donut ]Uh-oh. No, no, no.

- Those aren't our names,ya dig?!

[ music ]

- so I'm boarding the plane.

As I walk down the aisletoward my seat, who do I see?

- This is my favorite part.

- Emma Watson.

[ Natalie's fans gasp ]

- Okay where's Natalie Mazdah?

- I'm pretty sureshe's right there.

- Emma had an aisle seat,not a window,

and I'll betyou're asking yourself why.

If you ask me, I thinkit's because Emma Watson

has already seen it all.

- Hi! Hi!Hello. Hi!

- We need you to say our names.

- Why do you want meto say your names?

- Because we're super--- --fans of yours.

And of Emma Watson's.Excuse us.

- What are you doing?We need her to say our names.

- We forgot to changeinto our uniforms.

We can't look like this andtell her our superhero names.

- Okay, we'll be right back!

- Uhhh no we won't!

But... some other peoplemight come back in!

- And you should reallysay their names!

On vide--

- Okay, that was weird.

Almost as weird as the time...

- Oh my god...- I found myself...

- Where...?- On the same flight...

- As?- As Emma Watson.

- She said it!

- Well if you had broughtbaby food like I asked you,

we wouldn't have to stop hereto feed Ellis.

- You know what,you have been critical

since the moment we left.

- Don't fightin front of our boy.

[ Ellis starts crying ]

- Well I hope you're happy.

- Swellview loves Bennie,that dog with a hat.

But Swellview also loveslaughing at

that terrible interviewwith Captain Man

that was rooned by the membersof Danger Force.

- That's right Trent,and their names are

Oopsie Girl, The Wing Wimp,Spicy Milk,

and Gorgeous Hair Boy.

- He's my favorite.

- Aww, [ annoyed mumbling ]

- Yeah that jelly surprise'llgit'ya every dang time.

- You didn't say that.You said you packed it.

- When we left the house--- I never said that.

- Hi, I got yourblended cheeseburger,

blended Thanksgiving Dinner,

and an entire blendedchocolate cake!

- Thank you.- Thank you.

- Oh and here's somespicy milk to wash it down!

- Okay, thank you very much.- No worries.

- You wanna lil' sipof chocolate cake?

- Hey, don't let him drinkhis chocolate cake

until he drinksall of his cheeseburger.

- He's had a long day.- I've had a long day.

- Oh, let's make it about you!Let's make it about you!

- Oh, it's never about me!- Will you just--

Ahhh! Great!

Here. Take him.

- You're giving him to me?- Yes.

- You had himfor like five minutes.

- I have to go wash this off.

[ whispers ]This is my "hot mom" shirt!

- He loves you buddy.

He just doesn't knowhow to show it.

- Okay, hurry, hurry.- Don't tell me my pace.

- Hey, what are you guysdoing here?

- What are you doing here?

- Honestly? I forget.Dad brain.

- You're supposed to belooking for Ellis's parents.

He's missing!

- He's not missing,he's right here.

- Errr-aaaahhhh!

- Let's go get Natalie Mazdahto say our names

before someone says--

- Hey, it's Wing Wimpand Oopsie Girl!

- That.

- Right our super hero names!

Wait for me, I'll transformand be right back.

- No, no, no...- We're in a hurry...

- Hey, lady!

- Did you get the newsto stop saying our names?

- Technically? No.

But actually...also, no.

- So the news has saidour names twice?!

- Technically? Yes.

- Hi, I'm calling aboutyour missing child?

We've got him atHip Hop Purée.

No, I didn't kidnap him!

- Alright.SHOUTOUT: I found him.

- Drink some cheese burger.Don't move.

BRAINSTORM: Let's make it quick.

If this kid misses his nap,then there goes my day.

- Natalie Mazdah!- Hi.

- We are Danger Force!- Yeah.

And my name's notWing Wimp, it's--

- Well, well, well...

- It's The Toddler!Someone save Natalie Mazdah!

- Who cares aboutNatalie Mazdah?!

- But she once wason a plane with Emma Watson!

- Okay let's put a pin in that

because I really want tohear that story later.

But first!Toddie's hungry.

- Not on our watch, Toddler.

- Who are you?

- We're Danger Force.

- Yeah, that's Spicy Milkand she's Oopsie Girl...

[ Danger Forceall shouting at once ]

- Okay, alright, enough!

I don't care what your namesare, just stay outta my way.

- Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa--okay lemme try again--

- What are you doing?- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Okay this usuallyworks--waaaaaaaaaaaa!

- You did it!

- I got this.Special delivery -- to jail.

- Uh, what?

Oh, great! We're right next tothe blended cake.

- Ahhhh!

TODDLER: C'mon, hurry up.

- Yaaah! Yaaah!

- Ow!- Noooooooooo!!!

- Fill them up.Let's get some blended cake.

[ Volt grunts ]

- Aww yeah!Free money!

- What are you kids doing?!

- Saving... the day!

- I don't think you are!

- Forget our powerslet's just get 'em!

[ ShoutOut, AWOLand Volt scream ]

- Spicy... milk...

- That's... not my name!

- No! Use...the spicy milk!

- Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!

- Ahhhhhhhhhh!

- Ahhhh!

- Hey! No fair!

Those were my best goo--

- [ cries ]Moooooooommmmmmyyyyyy...!

Ahhh... spicy milk.

[ cheers from everyonein the restaurant ]

- Well, I couldn'tget the stain out.

Thank you, thank you I know...

I'm huge.

- We just beatour first bad guys!

- Don't care, gettin' claps...

- Ellis!

- Daddies!

- Ummm, excuse me?Who are you guys?

- We're Ellis's dads.

- Okaaaaaay...where are Ellis's moms?

- I'm sorry?- Where is this lady?

I'm looking for this lady.

- That's Ellis's birth mother,Samantha.

We adopted him.

She lives in Nova Scotia.

- What a colossalwaste of time...

- Well buddy...I guess this is goodbye.

- Goodbye, Brainstorm.

[ Brainstorm gasps ]

- Goodbye, ShoutOut.Goodbye, AWOL.

Goodbye, Volt.

- Adios.- See ya.

- Byeee...- Love you, son.

- And that...is the best thing I've seen...

since I saw...Emma Watson...

on a plane.

- What a sweet momentfor ShoutOut, AWOL,

Volt, and Brainstorm.- You can say that again.

- And I will...What a sweet moment

for ShoutOut, AWOL, Volt,and Brainstorm.

- Let's do it together!

[ in unison ]- What a sweet moment

for ShoutOut, AWOL, Volt,and Brainstorm.

- Yay!!

- Now I kinda' missGorgeous Hair Boy.

- I miss when Raywasn't obsessed

with finding Ellis's mom.

- Yeah hi, Samantha Aaronsen?

Yeah, yeah yeah...let me ask youa question: are you hot?

RAY: Hello?

Yeah, I guess we got cut off.

So, Air-bear, talk to me.You like a nine?

A ten?-- Hello? Hello?

Signal up here is terrible.

[ music ]

♪ Always on the scenein the nick of time ♪

♪ The second I see troubleI know I'll be fine ♪

♪ I'm okay

♪ I'm okaaaay!

♪ Danger

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Whoaaa-oooh

♪ Ooooh-ooooh

♪ Danger!

♪ One two three Force!