08x15 - Adventure Squad/The Way More Things Work/Talk of the Town

[bunniefuu]

[Cymbals crash]

[Light percussive music]

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- Woof!

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[Gasps]

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- [Giggles]

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[Dog barking]

[Twins giggling]

- [Giggling]

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Woof!

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- Ah!

- Beware,
evildoers everywhere.

Here comes adventure squad:

Sherry,
who can talk to plants...

- Ah!

- Carrie, who can shrink herself
to the size of a grapefruit...

Mary,
champion rope slinger...

Gary, possessed with
the strength of two

Really strong guys...

And bob.

He drives the van.

[Upbeat music]

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All: adventure away!

- Wow.

Is that a show,
or is that a show?

- I was on the edge
of my diapey.

- Told you adventure squad
was the best-est tv show ever.

- Phil watches it all the times.

- Not all, lillian,
just when it's on.

- I wish I could be
a 'venture squad guy.

- Me too.

- I wouldn't be scared
of nothing.

"Yah, ha.

I'm not afraid of you."

- Hey, why don't we
play 'venture squad.

- Let's all go outside
and have 'venture.

- [Grunts]

- Beware,
evil doodies everywhere.

Here comes 'venture squad:

Tommy,
who can talk to pants...

- Hi.

- Kimi, who can get littler
and littler

Like you wouldn't believe...

Lil,
champion rope bringer...

- Here's the rope-y.

- Phil, with the strong-ness
of two babies,

Even though he's just one...

And chuckie.

He drives the van.

- I'm a 'venture squad guy.

All: 'venture away!

- [Panting]

[Groans]

I loves this adventure squad.
- Told you.

- 'Venture squad's gonna be
the best-est thing ever.

- Even best-ester.

- So let's have
our first 'venture!

- Yeah, and it's called, uh,

"Reptar who gots to be saved
by phil

And the rest
of the 'venture squad!"

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da!

- [Roars]

- [Panting]

All: ah!

- Robosnail has gots reptar
in jail.

- Oh, no.

- He's all lock-ied up.

- That's okay,
'cause I'm really strong,

And we're--kimi,
get all little.

- Here I go.

Little, little,
little, little.

- Lil, give kimi the rope.

- Okay,
'cause I bring-ed it.

- Uh, can I talk
to your pants now?

- Sure.

- Good luck saving reptar.

- Hold on, kimi.

- Whee!

[Giggles]

It's all ready,
phil the strong-iest.

- [Grunts]

- [Roars]

- Hi, repty.

[Gasps]

Good aiming, reptar.

[All cheering]

- That was 'venture-y.

- Good thing I'm strong...

- And I'm teeny...

- And we did all together.

- But actually,
I didn't get to do nothing.

- Oh, why don't you start
our next 'venture, chuckie?

[All cheering]

- Okay, okay.

This one is called

"The guy who drives
who ain't scared of nothing."

[Grunts]

Okay.

Get ready for...
A 'venture.

[Siren wailing]

I'm on his tail.

- Stop the van.

I think he went down
that real dark place.

- Down there?

No problem,
'cause I'm not afraid of nobody.

Lil,
get ready with the rope.

- Ready.

- Phil, clear a path.

Tommy, talk to my pants.

- Hi, chuckie's pants.

- Now, follow me.

[Rustling noise]

- I think he's in there.

- I ain't afraid of you.

Well, I guess my job here
is done.

[All cheering]

- Yeah,
we sure showed this mouse-y.

- Maybe we, but not me.

- So?

You go next-est.

- Uh, phil, so far,

This game isn't so good
for everybody.

- What do you mean?

It's the best-est game ever.

'Venture away.

You guys discuss and remember
to do what you're supposed to.

- Well, I like talking to pants
and everything, but, uh--

Good, 'cause we never
gots to play nothing else.

Now, kimi,
start another 'venture.

- Okay, this one's called

"The one who gets little and
everything else in the world."

That gives everybody
something to do.

There they is.

[All gasp]

- Yuck.

- Time for me
to gets little.

Oh, and everybody else...

Go do something.

They can't see me,
'cause I'm got so teeny.

- I'm coming too.

- Gots to get reptar
out of there again.

- [Giggles]

- [Grunts]

[Grunts]

- Yeah, good throwing.

- It's okay, reptar.

We'll get you out.

- [Roaring]

- Chuckie,
repty's still inside.

- Uh-oh.

What do I do now?

All I knows is,
is, I'm supposed to drive.

Ah!

- [Grunts]

[Both grunt]

- I wish I had special
get-out-of-the-way powers.

- [Grunts]

Watch out, kimi.

- [Grunts]

- Ah!

Make him stop, tommy.

- I can't talk to him.

He's not wearing no pants.

Ah!

- [Cackling]

- Being little's not so good
right now.

I want another power.

- [Cackling]

- Don't worry.

I'm here with reptar to save us.

Oh.

- Chuckie!

[All shouting]

- I wish I had never
brought along rope-y.

- I think adventure squad
is doomed.

- [Cackling]

- Robosnail is gonna get us.

Nothing can stops him.

- Hold it, everybody.

- That was so not fun.

- Nuh-uh.

Nothing is better
than 'venture squad.

You guys just did it wrong.

You've gots to remember
the rules.

You do,
'cause I'm not never gonna play

Nothing else ever--ah!

[Laughter]

- Ooh.

- Yay, mud.

- Got you, lillian.

- Whoa.

[Laughter]

[Lawn mower engine revving]

- [Coos]

- This is grass, dilly.

- [Ooh]

- It's hair that grows
on the world's head.

Grass don't hear nothing,

But daddy yells at it a lot
anyhow.

[Lawn mower engine sputtering]

- You're not a lawn.

You're one giant weed.

Arrgh.

- Arrgh.

[Giggling]

- This is the sandy box.

It's the best-est place
to play,

But listen, dilly,
never--

I mean never--
drop a lolly in it.

If you do,
you can never eat it again,

'Cause it gets all...
Ohh-ohh-ohh.

Well, phil and lil might eat it,
but only if it's a red one.

See this little house, dill?

That's where spike lives.

- Doggy!

- Uh-huh.

- [Sniffing]

- [Giggles]

Pooping.

- [Gasps]

Ew,
spike.

- [Giggles]

- That was right, dilly.

That's exactly
what spike's doing.

My brother is the
best-est learner ever.

[Laughter]

- ♪ New toy, new toy

♪ I got a new toy

- Tsk-tsk-tsk.

Little babies
with their little toys.

[Bouncy music]

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- What is that?

- Oh, this?
Nothing.

Just a spotlight's on you,
cynthia, talk show set,

But it's not like your
great roll-y coaster.

It only does eleven-ty
different things.

- Ooh, that's so cool.

- I wonder what susie just said?

I think I'll press this button.

- Ooh, that's so cool.

[All gasp]

- See?

It has a tape recorder too,
so I can interview everybody,

And, susie,
you're my partner.

- Great.

I always thought I could be
a tv interviewer

In case being
a brain surgeon chef

Like mommy doesn't work out.

- Ah!

Uh-oh.

- So I'm gonna have my
very own angelica talk show.

- Neat-o.

What's a talk show?

- It's where I'm the star,

And I talk,
and you listen to me.

Hmm, of course,
I can't be the guests too.

Susie, I know.

You help the babies figure out
what to do as guests on my show.

I've got to prepare
my speeches.

- So what do you want to do
on the show?

- I know.

I want to show off my new
roll-y coaster toy.

All: yeah.

- Hey, where's my toy?

- Hello, floor.

- Chuckie, where is my toy?

- Your toy?

I--it's around here somewhere.

- Well, we need it
for the tv show.

- Well, we can look for it later
with angelica.

She's fun.

- Okay, chuckie.

- Phew.

- Yes, this'll be perfect
for my talk show.

Now, where do they keep the
ribbons and bows around here?

The great angelica
has to look beautiful.

What?
Kimi's toy all broke-d?

Somebody is in big trouble.

Hmm.

- Tommy, I've got to
tell you something.

[Whispers]

Kimi was so happy
with the toy,

And now she's gonna be so sad.

What do I do, tommy?

- You've gots to tell her.

It's the only way,
and you've got to do it now.

- Oh, I was scared
you'd say that.

Oh, I'm doomed.

Hey, best-est sister
in the world,

Uh, I've gots to tell you
something and--

- Quiet, babies!

The show is about to begin.

[Bouncy music]

You know her and love her.

Now it's time to meet her.

Please bring a warm round
of pause for angelica!

- And I'm susie carmichael.

- Yeah, yeah, we know.

Thanks for coming today.

- Hey, people.

- Hi.
- Hello.

- Now, I know sometimes
we talk about problems

In the world
and blah-di-blah-blah,

But today
there's a very special friend

That is going to join us.

Kimi,
why don't you come on up?

- Yay!

- Yay, it's kimi.

- Hi, everybody.

- So there's something you
wanted to show us, right?

- Right.

It's my favorite-st
roll-y coaster tower.

- [Groans]

- I bet you can't imagine
your life without it, can you?

- It would be
the most horrible-est.

- So we have some of
your friends here.

Why don't we bring them
one at a time

And get to know them
a little better.

Phil and lil, now!

- Welcome to the show,
phil and lil deville.

- I just wanted to remind you
that you are on

Rational television,
and you wouldn't want to lie

In case your mommy and daddy
are watching, right?

- Of course not.

- So do you have any secrets
to share?

- Phil has one.

- I do?

- Spill the beans, babies!

I mean,
we're all here for you.

- [Whispers]

- Oh, yeah.

Me and lillian figured out
how to take off our diapies.

Want to see?

[Giggles]

- [Giggles]

- Ooh.

- Ooh.
- Oh, brother.

Next guest, please.

- Come on up,
mr. Tommy pickles.

[All cheering]

- And then it's me,
and then it's me.

- Welcome to our show,
tommy.
- Yes, welcome.

- Or as I like to call you,
honest tommy.

Now, do you have something that
you'd like to share with us?

Anything you'd like to get
on your chest?

- Well, hmm.

This is gonna be hard.

- Spit it out!
Come on!

- Okay.

My mommy says I'm not
'upposed to share my snacks

With spikey,
but sometimes I do it anyway.

- That sure was interesting,
tommy.

I'm sure nobody has a secret
as good as that.

- Uh.

- Except for maybe
my super duper-est pal.

Welcome, chuckie finster.

- [Groans]

- So, chuckie,
how are you today?

- F-f-f-fine.

- You seem a little nervous,

So why don't we have
some fun, okay?

You want to play
with my mic?

- Sure.

- You can touch any button,
except this one.

- It would be
the most horrible-st.

- [Gasps]

- Oops.

Sorry about that.

Now, where were we?

- We was all done.

Thanks a lot.

- Chuckie, it's your turn
to say whatever you want.

- [Mumbles]

- It's easy.

All you've got
to do is say it.

- Okay, okay, stop!

I broke the toy.

- [Gasps]
- I didn't mean to.

I was just playing with it
because I didn't get a chance,

And then it fell down,

And then I tried to put it
back together,

And it broke more.

[Crying]

I'm sorry, kimi.

- This is great tv.

Everybody to the scene
of the crime.

Oh, my.

- [Sniffles]

- Maybe we should stop
the show now, angelica?

- Shh.
It's kimi's turn to talk.

Is there anything
you'd like to say?

- Well...

- Go ahead.

- Ooh.

- Whatever you're feeling.

Let it out.

If you're angry at your brother
or really angry

Or really,
really angry.

- [Giggles]

- Whoa.

- I guess now everybody can have
a piece to play with, huh?

- What?

- You mean you're not mad?

- How can I be mad at you?

- Oh, thanks.

- Come on.
Let's all play baby zoom.

- But he's supposed to be
in big trouble.

- [Garbled talking]

- [Giggling]

- Wha--oh!

[Laughter]

[Light percussive music]

♪

- Klasky csupo.

- 'Venture away!

- I'm a 'venture squad guy.