They ought to make
the day the time changes
the first day of summer.
What?
Well it's eight
o'clock and it's still light.
Lot of good the
extra daylight does us.
Now we still got a
three hour drive back,
we're not gonna be home
until after midnight.
You wouldn't do it.
You think I
want to blow a Sunday
on a scene like this?
You know, I think that
we're either gonna have
to put mother out here or move
the grave into Pittsburgh.
She can't
make a trip like this.
Coming back on the air
after an interruption due
to technical problems.
Nothing
wrong with the radio.
Must of been the station.
Which row is it in?
Damn kids.
I hate Halloween.
Do you
remember one time
when we were small,
we were out here.
It was from right over there.
I jumped out at you
from behind the tree
and Grandpa got all excited
and he shook his fist at me
and he said, "Boy, you'll
be damned to hell."
Remember that?
Right over there.
You used to really be scared.
Johnny.
You're still afraid.
Stop
it now, I mean it.
They're coming
to get you Barbra.
Stop it.
You're ignorant.
They're
coming for you, Barbra.
Stop it, you're
acting like a child.
They're
coming for you.
Look, there comes
one of them know.
I'm getting out of here.
Johnny.
Johnny, help me!
Sorry, Dad.
I know I'm a little late.
We had a group of
college kids walk in
20 minutes before closing.
Look, I know you hate Halloween.
But I wish you wouldn't
be such a bummer.
At least pass out all
the candy I bought.
Dad?
♪ It's ♪
♪ Buttery ghoul ♪
♪ Zombie fun ♪
♪ Chocolate covered excitement ♪
♪ Dr. Frank loves to shout ♪
♪ It's alive ♪
♪ Yummy Halloween fun ♪
♪ Once a year ♪
♪ Climb from the grave ♪
♪ Tasty month ♪
♪ Frightening ♪
♪ Dr. Frank loves to shout ♪
♪ It's alive ♪
♪ Yummy Halloween fun ♪
♪ Yummy Halloween fun ♪
♪ It's alive ♪
♪ Yummy Halloween fun ♪
♪ It's alive ♪
♪ Yummy Halloween fun ♪
Boo!
Come on, weren't
you a little scared?
It's a little hard to be
scared of a hockey mask.
What about Jason?
Jason doesn't wear
princess sneakers.
But.
Mommy.
Hi, hey baby.
You missed it.
I totally just scared Laurie.
You did, did you?
Oh yeah.
She screamed bloody m*rder.
Why is this place
such a disaster?
It's complete chaos.
I can't get either of them
to do any of their chores.
Thanks.
And what about your chores?
Uh well, if they
don't do theirs
I shouldn't have to do mine.
It's only fair.
Ever think about
leading by example?
Hey, that's my breakfast.
Is this the kind
of crap you guys eat
when I'm not around?
You heard, Mom.
This crap is not good for you.
What?
Why is always me?
What about Tweedledee
and Tweedledum?
I'm offended.
I am not dumb.
Of course you're not, honey.
I just feel like everything
is always put onto my shoulders.
I didn't ask to be the oldest.
Well, you are the oldest
and I need you to step up
for the next two nights.
Wait, the next two nights?
I had to pick up
the next two nights.
Mom, Halloween is tomorrow
and I already have plans.
I don't want to be stuck
at home looking
after these dimwits.
You won't be stuck at home.
You'll be taking your
sister trick or treating.
Is that his project?
Yeah, it's due today.
He's been on it
24/7 with Pork Chop.
You mean Lawrence?
How's he doing?
Father Justice Martinez
wrote in his journal
about a pack of mountain devils.
Devils.
Slaughtering his
entire wagon train.
Oh no.
Help!
Let it go.
Little f*ck got away.
No he didn't.
Come on.
Come on
Where the f*ck are
you, little b*tch?
Swear that kids gonna
eat my dirt tonight.
Hey.
What are you doing back there?
I, I, I was hiding.
From those guys in the van?
Yeah.
Why?
I was at the Diablo's Den...
Diablo's Den?
What are you doing up there?
I was grabbing some
establishing shots.
What?
I'm doing a documentary
on Diablo's Den for school.
See.
Aren't you scared
of who's up there?
Who's up there?
Bloody Bobby.
Bloody Bobby?
Well they're gone now.
Yeah, I better get going.
Thank you for not k*lling me.
Listen.
Watch your back and
be extra careful
the next couple of days.
You never know who
or what's gonna come
out of the shadows on Halloween,
especially in Fall Creek Valley.
Okay, Pork Chop.
Just get up and shut up.
Keep walking, get on
your bike, ride home
before you end up in some
creepy guy's basement.
Bye.
How can we not find the
fattest f*cking kid ever?
Seriously, man.
Let's go, baby.
I'm hungry for a pork chop.
Well, well, well.
Looks like lard a*s
had a little accident.
No.
Did you just piss yourself?
No, it's from a
puddle, butt breath.
You can't stop running
that mouth of yours, can ya?
Tons of fun here is
trying to be funny.
How many times do
I have to tell you
to stop spying on us?
I wasn't spying.
Then what were
you doing up there?
Your mom.
You fat little.
Those assholes.
Let him go!
Oh you c*m buckets
are gonna get it now.
Laurie, you live here?
And Pork Chop is a
friend of my brothers.
- Yeah!
- We were just messing
with him, like boys being boys.
Looks like a couple
of d*ck less d*uche bags
working through some
childhood issues.
Hey,
I'm not d*ck less.
Not you, sweetie.
You got it all
wrong, beautiful.
Lawrence here is our bro.
Yeah a brother
from another mother.
We were just playing with him.
Weren't gonna hurt the kid.
I'm sorry if it
seems I'm not listening
it's just that bullshit
meter is ringing so loud
it's making my ears bleed.
Let's go.
You mess with him,
you mess with me.
Bye Lawrence.
You okay?
Thanks, Laurie.
No problem, Pork Chop.
How long have Ace and
Judd been picking on you?
Everyday for the
past two years.
Those assholes.
And I think I pissed myself.
In 1876, a missionary named
Father Justice Martinez.
How do I look?
Like you're sporting
a geriatric fall line.
Don't worry, honey,
you're stuffs in the dryer.
It will be ready soon.
Good.
That means you won't
smell like piss
for the rest of the day.
So what's this all about?
Diablo's Den.
Diablo's Den?
Diablo's Den
has been the setting
for pretty much tall
tale campfire story
in Fall Creek Valley.
It's this place up by
the hills in Burden Pass
where all this crazy
sh*t's gone down.
Hey,
watch your mouth.
Sorry, Mom.
Some believe it's an old
place for satanic rituals.
Others believe it's a
haunted, unmarked burial site
that's a gateway to hell.
So Lawrence and I
decided to do our report
on all the stories and
myths behind that place.
Looks more like
Burkittsville, Maryland.
Where?
No, Burkittsville was
made up for the movie.
Diablo's Den is real.
Whatever, nerd.
Hey, be nice.
Okay, time to go.
Regan, we're late.
Leave the mask here.
Shoo, come on, guys.
Time for school.
I need
to change my pants.
You guys did a
great job with the decorations.
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
I think there's gonna
be some scared kids
coming trick or
treating around here.
That's the plan.
So I talked to
your mom and she said
you're gonna be spending
the weekend with us.
Thanks, Mrs. Peterson.
Oh, and honey just because
he's spending the weekend
it's not gonna get you
out of mowing the lawn.
I think the shaggy
lawn goes good
with the Halloween decorations.
Oh no, you are mowing
the lawn this weekend, sir.
Fine.
Okay, have a good day, guys.
Bye, mom.
Bye, Ms. Peterson.
See you later.
Laurie saved my a*s today.
So you owe her own.
Me?
You're the one she saved.
You owe her, not me.
Hey, ladies.
So I am doing a
- protest tomorrow night.
- I really like this one.
- Sweetie, please.
- Before the dance
and I was really wondering
if you guys could just,
'cause I just think, whatever.
Who pissed in your cup
of coffee this morning?
It's just another
typical bullshit day
in the life of Laurie Peterson.
You better back off, okay?
I meant what I said earlier.
Sorry.
I didn't know you knew him.
Calm down, what happened?
Yeah, don't get your
panties in a bunch.
What the hell is
that supposed to mean?
It means that I
can't get that image
of you in your panties
out of my head.
Hey, beautiful.
Hey.
How you doing?
What's going on?
Nothing.
Nothing?
Laurie almost just
carved these guys up.
No, it was just
a misunderstanding.
Nothing to worry about.
You see, my brother here
is kind of an idiot.
Has a tendency to
say some dumb sh*t.
What do you guys want?
We wanted to see
if you guys want
to go up to Diablo's
Den bonfire tonight.
Tonight?
Yeah.
The game.
Game?
All you do is sit
on the bench, bro.
Oh that's funny to you?
You think this is for fashion?
I'm hurt, as*h*le.
Whatever.
p*ssy.
How 'bout you, Laurie?
I'm sorry.
I'm just not really
interested in getting high
with a couple of assholes.
Good one.
Don't look at me.
I'll be doing anything
but going to Diablo's Den.
You know I'm starting to think
you don't like me too much.
Just now figuring this out?
Well, I'm down.
Seriously?
What?
What, it sounds like fun.
And Phoebe's down, too.
Sure.
Why not?
Well, whoever else
wants to join us tonight,
you know where to find us.
Toodles.
Rather die.
I really hate those
d*ck less d*uche bags.
So annoying.
You know you guys
have Judd all wrong.
I've been tutoring
Judd in English.
He isn't that much
of a Neanderthal.
He's actually kind of smart.
You can't be serious.
Well, he's hot and he
definitely isn't d*ck less.
I think she's banging
the d*ck less d*uche bag.
What the hell?
Phoebe!
Stay out of my way next time
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
Hey, cool off,
cool off, cool off.
Cool off!
You cool, Laurie?
Are you?
Have you decided what you
want to be for Halloween?
Little Red Riding Hood
and the Big Bad Wolf.
- So cute.
- I know.
What's up your butt?
You know that Halloween
is anti-Christian.
So?
So?
Are you not worried
about your soul?
Do you want to burn in hell?
Yeah, actually I do.
You're gonna drag
Flash down with you.
Didn't you guys
used to be friends?
Yeah, best friends.
What happened?
Isn't it obvious?
Laurie started to hang
out with the popular kids.
I'm with you.
And to this day,
locals refer to this area
as Diablo's Den.
The most haunted landmark
in Fall Creek Valley.
Good job, guys.
But what is it with
the background?
It's Diablo's Den.
I know it's Diablo's Den.
But what is it with
all the voodoo dolls
hanging from the trees?
Production value.
Yeah, the combined
technical qualities
of the methods, materials,
or stagecraft skills used
in the production
of a motion picture
or artistic performance.
Production value.
How did you get your
hands on a voodoo dolls?
The art department.
So Lawrence,
where did you obtain
those ancient,
mysterious skills?
YouTube.
Told you it was a stupid idea.
Well, gentlemen,
voodoo dolls and all,
you guys did a good job.
Anybody that has lived in
Fall Creek Valley long enough
has heard the tales of went
on up there over the years.
Like Bloody Bobby?
It's Halloween this
weekend, so no homework.
Have fun and enjoy yourselves.
Be safe and always
check your candy.
Hey, guys, hold up.
Can I have a word with you?
Where did you hear
about Bloody Bobby?
This morning, why?
Was it from some
local crazy guy
who looks like he
hasn't slept in weeks?
I'd say that description
is pretty spot on.
That is local crock pot
and conspiracy theorist
Alex Griffin, he is bad news.
You guys need to
stay clear of him,
especially around Halloween.
Why?
Take a look at this.
People are gonna
take away from this
whatever they want.
It's not gonna stop
it from becoming
some twisted urban legend.
Parents are gonna find their
kids in the dark, chanting,
as if they're trying
to channel his spirit
and bring him back to life.
They're gonna hear
their kids whispering,
Bloody Bobby, Bloody Bobby,
Bloody Bobby, Bloody Bobby.
He has spent the
last 10 years trying
to convince anybody
who will listen
that Fall Creek
Valley's being haunted
by an evil demonic spirit
known as Bloody Bobby.
Sounds like this
guys been smoking it up
with the Barker Brothers
at Diablo's Den.
He might be crazy,
maybe even dangerous.
So play it safe and
stay away from him.
Gentlemen, when did
you post this video?
Earlier this
morning before school.
Why?
You, my friends, are a hit.
Look.
Oh my God, that is awesome.
See, I told you
the voodoo dolls would work.
- Have you seen this movie?
- And she was all
up in Laurie's face, like
you're gonna burn in hell and
bring Flash down with you.
Oh, hell no.
See, she's probably
gonna be at Diablo's Den
partying with the rest of you.
That born again b*tch needs
to chill the f*ck out.
Or just get laid.
I feel sorry for the poor guy
that pops that cherry.
I know.
You guys, she isn't a virgin.
What?
Wait really, who?
Flash?
Flash already told me
the whole story though.
You know, before she
came all self righteous
and religious, they dated for
like three months in freshman.
See, that sex was
probably so good,
it was like a come
to Jesus moment.
I'm telling you.
Are you still talking to him?
Uh, yeah.
Wait, I mean I guess
that makes sense.
That's why she
hates you so much.
Amen or why I hate her.
I bet Flash is amazing
between the sheets, too.
Don't look at me,
I wouldn't know.
Wait, you're telling me you
guys haven't done the nasty.
No.
What are you waiting for?
You better break
that boy off a piece
before someone else does.
- Like me.
- Hey.
- Or me.
- What?
I'm just saying.
You got a good
guy on your hands.
You don't want to
make him wait too long
and you never know,
he might just end up
back with Karolyi.
Sorry.
I was actually thinking
of making tomorrow night
the big night
but that plans gone
down into flames.
So.
Why?
Because, look I
can't go to the dance.
What, why?
My mom has to work.
So?
Well, somebody's got to
take Regan trick or treating.
Why don't you just have Eliot
watch her for a few hours?
That's actually
not a bad idea.
He does owe me
after this morning.
Not bad, more like brilliant.
Okay, so little sis gets
to get off for Halloween
and big sis gets
to get freaky deaky
- Halloween costume sex.
- Yes, she does.
Looks like it's gonna
be a good Halloween
for the Peterson kids.
I don't think Elliot
would agree with that.
Oh, he'll get over it
and like you said he owes
you one from this morning
from saving his a*s from
the Barker Brothers.
I wish I didn't know
about you and Judd.
Well, I'm not
embarrassed of him.
Then why did you keep
your little fling a secret?
Because you're always so
critical about everything,
especially when
it comes to boys.
I'm not critical.
I just have time for
stupid high school guys.
What about Dave
from chemistry?
That was different,
Dave was...
I thought this was
between me and you.
So its okay for the
captain to keep secrets
but not her crew?
It was a one time thing.
Why are we making
this such a big deal?
Because you're the
one keeping secrets.
Laurie and I are besties.
Hey wait, I thought
I was your bestie.
Got you.
Snap that.
Please.
See, told
you I was scary.
Yeah, you are.
So what time are we meeting
at the front of the school?
I think I can get
out of this nuthouse
and be there around nine.
Nine works for me.
Oh, fashionably late.
We can make an appearance
that no one can forget.
I love it.
Hey, Elliot, how did it go?
I'm viral.
Mom, Mom!
What happened?
He uploaded a video
and it's gotten like 66,000
views since this morning.
H, that's impressive.
Yeah, kind of a big deal.
You've always been
a big deal, Pork Chop.
So we'll be seeing you.
Please be on time,
do not be late.
Aye aye, Captain.
Oh very funny.
Mom!
Mom, I'm viral.
Oh my god?
Is it contagious?
Mom, not that kind of viral.
Oh man, I love this family.
Hey Judd, Judd.
Ow, this prostate, bro.
So better.
Money.
Delivery.
This sh*t better be worth
the top dollar you're charging.
Anything we sell is
Barker Brother approved.
Sounds good.
Hey, why you guys
taking off so early?
The girls, freaked out
about being up here so late.
The girls?
I got it.
Would you like a ride?
Yes, please.
Only the finest
for you, my lady.
Thanks, amigo.
Score.
What?
Suck on that,
you dingle berry.
Hey look at this.
I'm here to kick a*s
and chew bubblegum.
So you're basically saying
a child who went missing
30 years ago framed
your brother?
Well it was our fault for
bullying him constantly.
Little Robert Maxwell
with his bloody noses.
Come see this.
Not right now.
This guy's kicking my a*s.
Lucky b*stards homeschooled
so all he has to do is
play video games all day.
I found this clip
of Bloody Bobby,
it's pretty creepy.
Oh son of a b*tch.
Don't worry about that.
Come see this.
And what is thought
to be a double homicide,
former sheriff Ryan Leavitt
and his daughter Sarah Leavitt
were found dead
early this morning
in their Fall Creek Valley home.
Wait, is that your house?
The m*rder*r of the infamous
2008 Fall Creek Valley m*ssacre.
Leavitt resigned after
25 years of service
with the FCVPD.
Looks like this
from nine years ago.
Neighbors reported hearing a
loud g*nsh*t around midnight.
When deputies arrived,
they found Sarah Leavitt
with a g*nsh*t
wound to the head.
What the f*ck?
And Ryan Leavitt's body
was found inside the house
with multiple stab wounds.
There has been nothing said
about these murders being linked
to the murders a year
ago on Halloween.
Phoebe?
Pheebs?
What is that?
What is what?
I saw that Lawrence
a*s little f*ck
playing with these
the other day.
What for?
Hell if I know.
What an ugly f*cking doll, man.
You know, it kind
of looks like you.
Bullshit.
No for real, check it out.
It does.
It does kind of.
What the hell?
Put it out of
it's misery, bro.
What do we have here?
What?
Looks like you
got one, too, as*h*le.
What?
Give me that.
Let me see it.
- No.
- Come on.
Catch it.
- Hey, guys.
- Come and get it.
Don't you dare,
don't you dare.
You think this is a game huh?
Give it back, give it back.
You want some huh?
Oh my god, real mature guys.
Girls, wait up.
So, your mom never told you
that someone was m*rder*d here?
No.
That's messed up.
I don't think she even knows.
Did you at least get a
good deal on this house?
What are you guys doing?
Whoa, damn, fellas.
Why are you so paranoid?
Did you know that Bloody Bobby
k*lled two people in your house?
Bloody who?
A demonic little monster
who wants to k*ll everyone
in Fall Creek
Valley on Halloween
and according to the internet
you guys live in the house
of the past two victims.
Right.
Well I wouldn't trust everything
you hear on the internet
because most of it is bullshit.
Well, I'm gonna go to bed.
Be sure you're in bed
before Mom gets home, okay?
Okay, fine.
I'm holding you to it.
Don't let the bed bugs bite.
No one believes anything
on the internet these days.
Yo, why would that
fat little b*stard
even have voodoo dolls
in the first place?
I think it has something to do
with the project he was
working with Elliot on.
What project?
Something about Diablo's Den.
Yeah, I don't know.
They posted it today and it
already has 66,000 views.
Bullshit.
No, I'm serious.
No, no, no.
There's no way in hell
that that little sh*t...
Okay, I was wrong.
It actually 100,000 views now.
What, let me see that.
What?
Locals refer to this
area as Diablo's Den.
The most haunted landmark
in Fall Creek Valley.
♪ I wanna be honest
with you girl ♪
♪ I like the way you shake it ♪
♪ You wanna watch
me as I shake it ♪
♪ I'm gonna be honest
with you girl ♪
♪ I like the way you shake it ♪
♪ Don't be afraid ♪
♪ I will not lie to you ♪
♪ Girl I like the
way you shake it ♪
♪ Break it down ♪
♪ Break it down ♪
♪ Shake it all around baby ♪
♪ You could never shake enough ♪
Oh sh*t.
You seen my phone?
No.
Here, high five, though.
Oh f*ck me.
Mission accomplished.
as*h*le.
My curfew's midnight,
I'm gonna be late.
Who's rule is that?
My dad.
You'll be fine.
You do not know my dad.
I'm glad I don't
know your dad.
Yeah.
He would kick your a*s.
Ow, f*ck.
Ow.
g*dd*mn.
I got to go find Phoebe.
Yo, close the door.
f*ck you.
Marshmallow?
Gross, it's burnt.
Only on one side.
Huh?
Are you kidding me right now?
Look, I don't know what you
think is gonna happen here
but whatever you
think it is, it's not.
Go.
Phoebe.
Phoebe, wait.
Pheebs?
Oh hell no, I'm
not doing this alone.
Ace!
Ace.
Ace?
Stop being an as*h*le.
Please just come out.
Phoebe.
Phoebe, we have to go.
We're gonna be late.
I don't know where they are.
Are you gonna help?
Judd come on.
Judd stop, I'm being serious.
Judd, Judd stop, stop!
Judd!
Judd, stop!
Ace?
Oh my God.
No.
Say cheese.
Please.
You want a marshmallow?
Really?
What?
We have company.
Oh Pork Chop?
He isn't company, he's family.
I don't mind, Ms. Peterson.
Oh, also, Elliot and
I found something out
about this house last...
What about the house?
Just that it went up in value.
Anyway, you guys are not
to eat any of the candy
from trick or treating tonight
till I get home and check it.
Seriously?
Who in the hell would
put drugs into candy?
Not just drugs, glass,
poison, razor blades.
Razor blades?
Don't worry, honey,
that's mommy's gonna take it
and get it x-rayed.
I think you're
overreacting just a little.
No, Laurie, I'm not.
There's a lot of sick
perverts out there.
Pervert candy?
I don't want pervert candy.
Don't worry, honey,
we're gonna check it
and it's gonna be fine.
Look, I just really need you
to look after your brother
and sister tonight, please.
Okay.
Thank you.
System deactivated.
It's happening.
Hey, sexy, what you doing?
Just grabbing a couple
things for tonight.
You expecting a big turn out?
Well, you never want
to run out of candy.
Yeah, those 10 year olds
can be pretty vicious.
Uh huh.
You want a ride?
Yeah.
Thanks.
You look cute this morning.
Oh, so do you.
So, did you make it
out to Diablo's Den
last night after the game?
No, I wasn't gonna
go if you weren't.
Hey, what time are you
leaving for the dance tonight?
Oh I told
the girls around nine.
Nine?
Isn't that a little late?
Well, I just thought it
would give us some alone time
before the dance tonight.
Yeah but nine is...
Yeah nine is pretty much when
all the excitement starts.
Be at the house around seven.
That's when Regan and Elliot
should be trick or treating.
Got it.
I shall be there at six 60, 59.
6:59.
He does not like me, does it?
Don't take it too personally.
He's just bent out of shape
because he's stuck taking Regan
trick or treating tonight.
I mean that's not cool,
he's dancing with it.
Hello?
And that must be your mom.
Yeah.
Listen, I swear, tonight
they'll be no distractions.
None.
None at all.
- Okay.
- Okay.
I'll see you tonight.
See you.
Quit it.
Wow, he's cute.
Make sure you put
the lawn mower away.
I will, I will.
Brought you some lemonade.
You're welcome.
Your dad
and I will be home.
We don't want anyone over now.
Okay, have fun at
your old people party.
I'm gonna go out with the
girls tonight, don't worry.
You're going out?
Yeah, to the school dance.
Honey, we talked about that.
We did?
Yes, we did.
Now come on, let's go, let's go.
See you guys, have fun.
Have fun, honey.
- Don't have too much fun.
- Yeah, yeah.
♪ Let me love you baby ♪
♪ Let me love you baby ♪
We've got a
breaking news report.
Police are
investigating the deaths
of two teens found in
the woods neighboring
the town of Fall Creek Valley.
Authorities were
called on the scene
when a van was reported
crashed into a tree
about two miles
north of Burden Pass.
The identities of the
teenagers will remain private
until the families
have been notified.
Tune to Channel Five News
at 11 for the latest...
Hey, you've
reached Phoebe,
sorry I can't come to
the phone right now?
Just sh**t me a text like
a normal person would.
Who leaves voicemails anymore?
Anyways, you know what to do.
Bye, adios, aloha.
Phoebe, call me back.
Phoebe I was just
freaking out right now.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Who's there?
Phoebe, is that you?
What the hell?
Phoebe?
Hello?
Phoebe?
Phoebe?
Phoebe?
What you looking for, Mom?
Oh the camera, honey.
Nobody uses a camera anymore.
Just use your cellphone
like a normal person.
Okay, you two go over there
and let me take a picture.
Oh you guys are adorable.
Okay, wait right there, I
want one with your brother.
Elliot, come here, I
want to take a picture.
Oh my goodness, you
guys look amazing.
Could you take a
picture of us, please?
Sure.
Thank you.
Say cheese.
Cheese.
Okay let me see.
Oh that's great.
Okay, I gotta go or
I'm gonna be late.
You guys have fun and be safe.
Only call if there's
an emergency.
It's gonna be a crazy
night at work tonight.
Don't worry,
Mom, we'll be fine.
Bye, Mommy.
Bye, baby.
Have fun.
Bye.
Try not to burn
the house down, guys.
Oh, Laurie, tell Elliot
to put the g*dd*mn
lawnmower away.
Okay, Mom.
Elliot, put the
g*dd*mn lawnmower away!
Laurie, watch your language.
Just coming.
- Hi.
- Trick or treat.
Oh, wow.
Cool, my first
tricksters of the night.
Here we go.
Some for you and for you.
Happy Halloween.
You know what, on
second thoughts.
You're probably my
last trick or treaters.
You can just have it all.
- Thank you.
- No problem.
Thank you.
Well, have a good one.
That should eliminate all
distractions for the night.
Wow.
I'm sorry, I don't really
have any candy for you.
I just gave it all away but
happy Halloween, little one.
Jesus, Flash.
Scary right?
I am literally
freaking weirded out.
Why are we weirded out?
You okay?
Yeah, just some weird
kid just kind of came
and then probably just
some kids pranking.
You're okay.
Yeah.
You look cute.
So do you.
Thanks.
Do you have anymore treats?
Maybe just might
of saved some.
- Thank you.
- Happy Halloween.
Thanks.
Oh no.
What?
You have to have it
checked before you eat it.
Could be pervert candy.
I like to live my life
on the wild side of things.
Your funeral.
It's getting late.
One more street.
We've done all these houses.
But my bag isn't...
It is full.
It was a good night.
Let's go home.
Fine.
Wait.
What?
Let's cut through the church.
Hell no.
Watch your mouth, sinner,
Jesus doesn't like profanity.
Don't judge me, Pork Chop.
Half the words I use
I learned from you.
♪ Let's make love ♪
♪ I wanna love you baby ♪
♪ Let's make love ♪
♪ I wanna love you darling ♪
♪ I wanna roll with you ♪
♪ All night long ♪
♪ I want to hold you down ♪
No.
♪ Let's make love ♪
Regan and Elliot are gonna
be home in five minutes.
Wanna go to your room?
What about the dance?
I'm pretty sure we're gonna
have more fun in your room.
Come on.
Everyone's expecting us
and we're already late
so we really gotta go.
Slow down.
Why are you going so fast?
I think
someone's following us.
Come on.
Is he still following us?
I don't know, I don't see him.
Hey.
I believe you're
in terrible danger.
We don't want any trouble.
Trouble?
It's a little too late for that.
He's already here.
What are you talking about?
Bloody Bobby's here and
you're the one responsible
for calling for him.
Me, what did I do?
You invited him to
come out and play.
You, your friends, your family,
everyone is a target tonight.
I told you the voodoo
dolls were a bad idea.
No, I mean, I didn't, I just.
They told me it was over.
They said I was crazy but I
knew, I knew he would return.
What the hell are
you talking about it?
He isn't real.
He's just a stupid urban legend.
That little monster
k*lled my brother
and if you don't take my
advice, you'll be dead, too.
You, everyone.
Go home, lock up, and if
anyone comes knocking,
don't open the door.
Until the clock strikes
midnight and Halloween is over.
Told you he was crazy.
I'm scared.
Hey, what are you guys doing?
Son of a b*tch,
is that you Alex?
g*dd*mn it.
You're telling those
ghost stories again?
I warned you about this.
You want to spend another
Halloween behind bars?
No, officer, he wasn't
harassing us or anything.
He just saw us and
told us to go home.
Fine.
You three head home.
Oh no.
You stay.
We need to talk.
What?
Nothing.
You just, you look so
cute in that outfit.
That outfit of
yours is absolutely...
- Look out!
- Holy sh*t!
What the hell was that?
It looks like that
kid from earlier.
The one who was
messing with you?
Yeah.
Just wandered out into
the middle of street.
He's gonna get hurt.
Or k*lled.
f*ck.
That dude
was scary weird.
Yeah, he's one of those guys
that gets off on scaring
little kids on Halloween.
Well, he scared me.
He was pretty convincing
but it's all just pretend.
It was make believe, okay?
Can I watch a movie
before I go to bed?
As long as you
watch it in your room.
Sweet.
Keep this Bloody Bobby
thing on the down low.
I don't need Regan so freaked
out she can't sleep tonight.
Yeah but do you
think that it was real?
'Cause he sounded
really nervous about it.
He was just crazy.
Remember what Mr.
Carpenter said?
It's just a stupid urban legend
to get kids scared on Halloween.
You're scared, aren't you?
No.
Okay, maybe just a little.
System deactivated.
Hello?
Who's that?
Just Eli checking in.
Looks like they just got home.
That's good.
You heard anything
from the girls?
No.
I don't see any of
their cars here, either.
Yeah no sign of the
Stabbing Cabin either.
Thank god for that.
Well, looks like we're
the first to get here.
Let me just text Britney.
I mean like, it's 10 o'clock.
How fashionably late do you have
to be to make an entrance?
You know what Britney's like.
Yeah, I know
their costumes suck.
Burbank tower to
American flight 812, over.
Burbank tower to American
flight 812, over.
Holy mackerel.
Burbank tower
to American flight 812.
Ugh, I can actually
see you getting fatter.
Didn't your mom put you
on a diet or something?
It's a cheat day.
Relax, dork.
This is mine, yours is
over there by the door.
My mom always checks
it before we're allowed
to eat any of it.
Yeah, I heard her
talking about that.
Kind of overprotective,
if you ask me.
Yeah, well she's seen a
lot of sh*t being a nurse.
Don't worry, this is has my
Pork Chop seal of approval.
What was that?
I think Regan woke up?
Regan?
Regan, what's wrong?
What?
There's nothing to be afraid of.
Can you leave the light on?
Okay.
Goodnight.
I don't see them in there.
I've been calling Judd and Ace
and no ones answering
their phone.
Think they ditched us?
I don't know.
They didn't ditch you.
How would you even know that?
Their bodies have
been found slaughtered
up by Diablo's Den
earlier this morning.
What?
It's been
allover the news.
I'm surprised that you
haven't heard anything.
How did it happen?
It's still
undergoing investigation
so they're releasing
very little details.
Look, who was up
there when you there?
Ashley and Phoebe.
sh*t.
Why won't anyone
answer their phone?
Let's go home.
let's get out of here.
You hungry?
I could eat.
Of course you can.
I was thinking about
throwing in a frozen pizza.
You got any ranch?
What?
I like to have
ranch with my pizza.
Yeah about three
quarters of a bottle.
Big or little?
I don't know.
Normal.
Okay yeah,
that should be enough.
Says it will be done
in about 15 minutes.
♪ It's ♪
♪ Buttery goo ♪
♪ Zombie fun ♪
♪ Chocolate covered excitement ♪
♪ Dr. Frank loves to shout ♪
♪ It's alive ♪
♪ Yummy Halloween fun ♪
♪ Once a year ♪
♪ It climbs from the grave ♪
♪ Tasty fun ♪
So you think they did it?
Did what?
You know it.
Hey, that's my sister.
I know but your sister is hot.
She has a sweet apple bottom.
Does everything have
to be food with you?
Hey.
Power went out.
Trick or
treat, smell my feet,
give me something good to eat.
It's.
What?
It, it's.
It's coming
from inside the house.
Wait here.
Wait in the car!
Hands off that, boy.
It's okay, it's
okay, it's me, relax.
What the hell happened?
Bloody Bobby.
What is that a
SoundCloud rapper?
I don't know what that is.
We got to get you
a hospital, man,
you're bleeding everywhere.
Come on, come on.
- Oh, God.
- Christ.
Regan.
Go!
Oh my god, you
guys, get in the car.
Regan.
Regan.
Regan!
Regan, open the door!
Is she in there?
I thought I told you
to stay in the car.
Regan!
Regan.
Are you okay?
That's not me.
You're it.
You okay?
Are you all right?
Um.
I'm gonna teach this
little b*tch a lesson.
I'll be right back.
Flash, wait, no!
Oh my God, no.
Where you at, you little sh*t?
You're f*cking dead.
Look out!
Time to mow the lawn.
No!
No.
Oh my God!
You really should of
put the lawnmower away.
Regan.
Get in the closet.
Listen to me.
No matter what, don't move.
Come out, come
out wherever you are.
I see you.
No!
Well, Regan's out.
Why so sad?
It's Halloween.
Oh my God.
Go, Regan, go!
No!
No!
When's the last time
you cleaned this
windshield, Gomez?
146, we
got a report of a 1016
at 6363 Detra Lane.
Proceed with caution, over.
Isn't that
Leavitt's old house?
Let's go.
What's going on?
I don't know.
I can't see sh*t.
Stop, is that Alex?
Time to end this nightmare.
Hey.
I'm a good guy, I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
Thank you, thank you so much.
What did he do to you?
No!
That's Laurie, she needs help.
I'll
make you a pumpkin.
Please.
I'm
gonna carve you up.
Thanks.
Burn in hell,
you little monster.
Freeze!
Come on, come on.
It's not over.
He's dead.
Get up here.
Better not
eat all that candy.
It's for the trick or treaters,
not for your fat a*s.
ba*ls.
You, drag that out of here
and throw it on the fire.
All right, go ahead down
and give him a hand.
Oh candy.
♪ It's ♪
♪ Buttery Ghoul ♪
♪ Zombie fun ♪
♪ Chocolate covered excitement ♪
♪ Dr. Frank loves to shout ♪
Ow.
♪ It's alive ♪
♪ Yummy Halloween fun ♪
♪ Once a year ♪
Don't you know you
should always check your candy?
♪ Do you fear the monsters ♪
♪ Do you fear all ♪
♪ Do you fear the monsters ♪
♪ You can run ♪
♪ You can hide ♪
♪ I will hunt ♪
♪ You tonight ♪
♪ You can run ♪
♪ You can hide ♪
♪ I will hunt ♪
♪ Take your life ♪
♪ You can run ♪
♪ You can hide ♪
♪ I will hunt ♪
♪ You tonight ♪
♪ You can run ♪
♪ You can hide ♪
♪ I will hunt ♪
♪ You hear them screams ♪
♪ Sounds like Halloween ♪
♪ Blood dripping on my jeans ♪
♪ Before I hit the scene ♪
♪ No longer a human being ♪
♪ A straight k*ller machine ♪
♪ Go ahead and pinch yourself ♪
♪ Realize this aint no dream ♪
♪ It's on ♪
♪ Bloody Bobby tonight ♪
♪ Is that your ♪
♪ My knife ♪
♪ Is too naughty ♪
♪ I got a feeling ♪
♪ Druggy to me ♪
♪ It's a hobby right now ♪
♪ I call the shots ♪
♪ Like I'm John Gotti ♪
♪ Your times up ♪
♪ I'm sorry ♪
♪ You're being hunted ♪
♪ By something
that's not wanted ♪
♪ It's way too demonic ♪
♪ The blood taste so tonic ♪
♪ There's no sense of logic ♪
♪ Coming straight at your neck ♪
♪ Get you hiding cold sweat ♪
♪ Running till you're
out of breath ♪
♪ Make 'em gasp ♪
♪ As I laugh ♪
♪ You can run ♪
♪ You can hide ♪
♪ But you still
gonna die in my lap ♪
♪ When your fears
start manifesting ♪
♪ Now here's my final question ♪
♪ Do you fear the monsters ♪
♪ You can run ♪
♪ You can hide ♪
♪ I will hunt you tonight ♪
♪ Do you fear the monsters ♪
♪ You can run ♪
♪ You can hide ♪
♪ I will hunt ♪
♪ Take your life ♪
♪ You can run ♪
♪ You can hide ♪
♪ I will hunt you tonight ♪
♪ You can run ♪
♪ You can hide ♪
♪ I will hunt ♪
♪ Take your life ♪
♪ I'm the thief at night ♪
♪ That uses shadow as disguise ♪
♪ This knife is my sidekick ♪
♪ It's right by my side ♪
♪ Take pride in taking lives ♪
♪ A beautiful place to die ♪
♪ It's only these low lights ♪
♪ Sit back and close your eyes ♪
♪ This valley is
what I conquer ♪
♪ Long live the monster ♪
♪ I'm crazy ♪
♪ I'm going bonkers ♪
♪ Insane now feel my pain ♪
♪ This beast can't be tamed ♪
♪ This game we keep playing ♪
♪ Is hide and seek ♪
♪ And I sense a nosebleed ♪
♪ That's when they
start to panic ♪
♪ I'm causing the real havoc ♪
♪ This scene is looking tragic ♪
♪ Your body I gotta hack it ♪
♪ Your toe they gonna tag it ♪
♪ Here's though ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm an addict ♪
♪ A real k*ller fanatic ♪
♪ Now I'm grabbing my matches ♪
♪ Turning all these
souls into ashes ♪
♪ Evil spirits mixed
with black magic ♪
♪ Lick the blood
off my hatchet ♪
♪ The last question
that I gotta ask is ♪
♪ Do you fear the monsters ♪
♪ You can run ♪
♪ You can hide ♪
♪ I will hunt ♪
♪ You tonight ♪
♪ Do you fear the monsters ♪
♪ You can run ♪
♪ You can hide ♪
♪ I will hunt ♪
♪ Take your life ♪
♪ You can run ♪
♪ You can hide ♪
♪ I will hunt ♪
♪ You tonight ♪
♪ Do you fear the monsters ♪
♪ You can run ♪
♪ You can hide ♪
♪ I will hunt ♪
♪ Do you fear the monsters ♪
♪ Do you fear the monsters? ♪
♪ Nowhere you can hide ♪
♪ Afraid to face the mirror ♪
♪ Can see the beast inside ♪
♪ Do you fear the monsters ♪
♪ You can run ♪
♪ You can hide ♪
♪ I will hunt ♪
♪ You tonight ♪
♪ You can run ♪
♪ You can hide ♪
♪ I will hunt ♪
♪ Take your life ♪
♪ You can run ♪
♪ You can hide ♪
♪ I will hunt ♪
♪ You tonight ♪
♪ Do you fear the monsters ♪
♪ You can run ♪
♪ You can hide ♪
♪ I will hunt ♪
♪ Take your life ♪
♪ Do you fear ♪
♪ Do you fear the monsters ♪
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