Evil Feed (2013)

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Ever since I

can remember

ever since

this baby spoke

I've been vying

for a stint

in the land of

mirrors and smoke

you know I love the

smell of whiskey

and I hate the

taste of gin

but I always

feel at home in a

place that

soaked in sin

but I want

to leave it

all behind

if I could

find me a man

to treat me right

but until then,

then, then

I'm gonna do, do, do

is just to hang

my head, head head

and cry boo hoo hoo

Agh, leg me out!

I thought I told

you two to clean up!

You know how many health

codes you are breaking?

Tut!

Tut tut tut!

Dad!

Dad!

There's some vietnamese guy

named phat here to see ya.

Uh, yes, uh, bring him in.

Yuki!

Dad, who is this guy?

Mind your business.

But this is the

family business!

No, this is my business.

Mister phat

phook to see you.

it's phuk.

Phat phuk.

Mister phuk, welcome!

Mm.

I'm so glad you

could make it.

So, this is it.

The world famous long pig.

Looks like a sh*thole.

Oh, but let me assure you.

It is a real gem.

Then why are you selling it?

Selling?

Dad, you can't sell this!

f*ck!

Why you not giving

it to your boy?

Because he is just that.

A boy!

So, I get everything.

The name, the recipes...

Everything.

Hm.

Uh, how about the

house special?

Oh.

The famous dickey roll?

Complimentary, of course.

Yuki!

I'm sorry, boss.

It was the last one.

And we were closed,

so I figured...

You figure nothing!

Dad!

A disgrace!

I am surrounded

by incompetence!

Yuki!

I have an idea.

Why don't I cut off her t*ts

and serve them to you on a

platter?

You can eat silicone?

Ha!

Yeah, you can eat...

Gah!

Get the hell out of my

restaurant before I make you

the house special!

welcome to the long pig.

yuki.

Mr. Tarasov.

Welcome back.

Look at you.

Even more beautiful

than I remember.

Mm?

Mm.

Ah!

How was your flight?

Eh, flight was flight.

Food was crap.

But, I am happy to be here.

Well you have nothing to

worry about, because the

food here is spectacular.

As you can see, we've

made some improvements,

mr. Tarasov.

These are the new tatami

rooms, offering our guests

comfort and privacy

while dining.

Very nice.

We currently have a

three month waiting list.

Just this way to

steven's office, please.

Mr. Tarasov,

here to see you.

Mr. Tarasosv!

Welcome back!

Well.

I'm loving what your father

has done with the place.

Actually, dad's retired.

I run the restaurant now.

Really?

I've never seen it so busy.

Oh, I know.

It's been hard work,

but I've created a

state-of-the-art

dining experience.

My innovative method of meat

tenderizing combined with my

riveting entertainment make

the long pig the newest rave

in dining.

I like to call it...

Tendertainment!

We import martial artists

to fight our in-house

gladiators, and then after

the fight, our guests get to

bid on any body part

they choose to dine on.

Hm.

Does that include

famous dickey roll?

Well, that dish is a

little time sensitive.

Preparation for that one is

an ancient chinese secret.

Ancient chinese secret, yes.

Yeah.

So, tell me.

Where is my old friend?

I want to congratulate him

on what a wonderful job his

son is doing.

Aha.

He's right over here.

What the f*ck?

Hi dad!

An old friend is

here to see you!

I'm sorry.

It seems like retirement has

closed him off to the world.

Ahh, the next fight!

This local sensei

just joined us.

I hear he's a real

master of the art.

Allow my hostess to escort

you to your tatami room.

Mm.

Oh, and mr. Tarsaov,

please do stay for dessert.

I've prepared something

extra special for you.

Complimentary, of course.

Very nice.

not now, yuki?

Mmm.

All work and no play make

makes the cat go astray.

I said, not now.

Come on baby.

Hey!

I'm trying to

run a business.

It's a big night, okay?

I've got lots of

guests to attend to.

Okay, fine.

After the dinner rush.

You have a meeting with

the bookie tonight.

After!

I promise.

What does a girl have to

do to get laid around here?

Sheila!

Sheila!

What have you done

with my daughter?

I'm going to k*ll you?

You hear me?

I'm going to k*ll you all!

Dad, I'm here!

Dad! Behind you!

c*ck while you wait?

You win.

It's over.

You win!

cut!

Jenna, you alright?

Yeah.

Yo, damn girl.

My bad.

I thought you was

going to duck.

You okay baby?

I can take a hit.

Nash...

You need to control

your kicks, as*h*le?

Hey, hey, hey, hey ,hey!

Chill out, chill

out, chill out!

It was an accident, man.

You'd better be more

careful next time.

Yeah, whatever hair.

Hey!

-What'd you say?

Huh?

Hey!

Thanks for your concern, ladies,

but I think we've got it.

Let's go cut this fight.

Yeah, she's right.

Let's get sensei's approval

and get thing uploaded, alright?

We'll edit out the part of

you kicking his daughter

in the face.

It was an accident, man.

Babe, can you tell your

girlfriend we want the footage?

Lay off, alright?

We were really on today.

This should get us

our million hits.

I have to go.

Look, nash is nash.

Don't let him get to you.

He's kind overprotective, but

he's got a really good heart.

He's an a*s.

You're right, he's an a*s,

but you're my best friend,

so can we squash

this please?

Alright. Squashed.

I do have to get going.

Midterms.

Well, we need you to edit

the promo piece to show my dad!

One hour.

That's all you get.

Dad?

Sheila?

Isn't there supposed

to be a class tonight?

Yeah, there should be.

Dad?

Sheila?

What the...

I'm going to call home,

can you try sheila?

Okay.

Hey sheila, it's pete.

We're at the dojo and

wondering where you are.

Could you please give

me or jenna a call?

Hey!

This must be the women's

self defense class.

Yo, where's everybody?

Dunno.

That's what we're

trying to figure out.

There's no answer.

I got a bad feeling.

Let's swing by the house.

I'll take you, honey.

Okay, call me if you

hear anything, okay?

I'm worried, nash.

Why don't we look at

that footage, man?

You guys go ahead.

Oho.

I got a better idea.

They're kind of tight.

Good, they should be.

Alright, the first thing

you need to know about being

tough is you just

gotta act it.

Be it.

Live it.

Brothers need to

know how to survive.

Out there, there's no rules.

m*therf*ckers ready to cap

your a*s, then say good morning.

Yo that's how it is in the

streets of the wild west.

Everybody packing,

out for themselves.

Survival of the

fittest, baby.

Bla!

Mm.

Mm!

I hope you saved

room for dessert.

Ooh.

Yuki!

A gift from us to you.

Very thoughtful, yuki.

Enjoy.

I will.

Well, look at you.

The bookie's here early.

You know what that means.

Bring him in.

Get in there!

Hello stevie.

How are ya?

You're early.

Care for a bite?

Are you kidding me?

I'd rather eat the a*s

of a donkey, wouldn't I?

Now shall we get

down to business?

How was mister

karate master?

Well, baphomet made

quick work of him.

I'm very disappointed,

actually.

You were supposed to

bring me the young one!

Hang on.

I got you his master and

that young little tart.

Now, I figured that would

make for a pretty good

fight, you know?

Him being a master and all.

But nevermind that.

Let's move on because I

have found the guy you're

looking for.

A real stud.

His name is nash.

A fighting machine

with a perfect record.

11-0.

And bonus?

He too comes with

a sweet juicy tart.

Dad!

This doesn't make any sense.

Don't worry.

He probably went to

a movie or something.

They wouldn't have cancelled

the class for a movie.

They would've called.

They always call.

Hey, your dad is the

toughest guy I know.

I'm sure he's fine.

Well it still

doesn't feel right.

Mm, this feels right.

Nash.

Come on.

You're still my girl.

This is serious.

Don't.

- Stop!

No.

Yo!

Somebody oreder chinese?

Who's nash?

He ain't here.

Who's asking?

None of your business!

He my boy.

That makes it my

business, b*tch.

Oh!

We got a tough guy here.

So so tough.

Just like chuck norris.

He not so tough now.

Hey, are you the guys that

took our sensei, you p*ssy?

Doggy lose his master?

Ha!

Where'd you take our sensei?

I take your sensei to the

same place I take you.

You, you, fat f*ck, chinese

f*ck, white, f*ck, dicky

black, and black f*ck.

We take you all!

Bring it on, hong kong!

Okay, jean claude

black-damme.

You bring it on.

Wa!

Let's dance, m*therf*cker!

Get them all!

I thought you chinese

were supposed...

Yeah!

What the f*ck?

Get him!

Ming! Xing!

Go!

Go!

Go go! Get out of here!

Go! Now!

m*therf*cker!

Go!

Pete! Pete!

f*ck you!

Hey, come on, I like that.

f*ck you, f*ck

you extra sp...

Huh?

Yeah.

What up now, punk?

Where are they taking him?

Agh!

You better start talking.

Last chance.

I said f*ck y...

f*cking bullshit!

Hey, is this some

kind of fight club?

Alright!

Actually, steven sir, I'd

like to chat with you about

a business proposition

that I think you might be

interested in.

What is it?

There's someone in town

that would like to meet you.

A crimelord from the

britons named dragonfly.

And why would I want

to meet a dragonfly?

Apparently, he owns a

restaurant that serves the

same kind of stuff.

Interesting.

I thought we were exclusive.

Tell me more.

They say that when he was

young, his parents tried to

commit him.

Now naturally, he didn't

take a liking to that idea,

so he proceeded to k*ll

them and eat them in a week.

Sounds like my kind of guy.

If that's your thing.

sh*t!

Not looking so good for you.

Maybe your guys were a little

too rough bringing him in.

The doctor's here.

Good.

Tell him his patient's

almost ready.

Who's this doctor?

Well, I like to think of him

as alternative programming.

Ah, always thinking

of new ideas, eh boss?

Don't call me boss.

Now are you done

crawling up my a*s?

Yes boss...

Sir.

Just leave, please.

Of course b...

Should I set up the

dinner with the dragonfly?

Very well.

Now?

Later.

what the f*ck?

Maybe we should

call the cops?

Yeah, a n*gg*r, a spic, with

a ch*nk tied up in the back

of a van.

I'll dial.

Who calls cops anyways, man?

The f*ck we really gonna do?

I got an idea.

When I see the

standard in our eyes

and we've been digging

it out from the start of our

lives

well I try to hold back

the feelings that I know

I take another deep

breath as I wait my turn to go

and all the time through

my heart, the parade's within

our minds

it's such a real that's

not shakes all mankind

so we apologize to this

world for coming to

and all the aches and

breaks and shakes are promises

into

so the cold black that

seems just what I'd do

is a crooked map

that leads me to...

who's there?

Sheila!

Oh my god!

What did they do to you?

No!

Okay, so what now.

We just waltz in there and

start busting some heads?

Brian, you go

through the front.

By myself?

Triad said it

was a restaurant.

You never had a problem

getting in a restaurant.

Oh my god, are you making

fun of my weight dude?

I'm just saying,

you find a way in.

What if the password

doesn't work?

Then you come back to the

van and we give our friend

here some more

shock therapy.

Shut up.

What are you

two going to do?

Sneak through the back

and bust some heads.

Wow bruce leroy,

that's a real plan.

You got a better

idea taco bell?

'Cause I'm listening.

Yo, you trying to say that

'cause I'm spanish dog?

Cause if you are that's some

real r*cist sh*t dog, and

I'm not feeling that sh*t.

Okay, enough. Look.

I will take the front just

to get away from you two.

Cool, let's do it.

Wait, wait.

Look.

If sh*t goes down in there,

I want you two to know that

I'll be the first booking

it out of there, okay?

I am not going to die

a virgin, alright?

I'm just not going to do it.

Hey lao!

You lost, boy?

No, I'm, I'm

here for dinner.

I don't know what

you're talking about.

I heard this is the best

restaurant in town and...

As you can see

I love to eat.

Who told you this

was a restaurant.

It's word on the street man.

You know?

No, I don't know.

Oh f*ck, come on dude!

Password.

You are what you eat.

Why didn't you say so

in the first place.

h* h*.

You never asked.

this place is pretty pimp.

Woah!

Welcome to the long pig.

What name is your

reservation under?

Uh...

Alphonso!

Hey man!

Eh, it's not alphonso.

Your name?

Taka... mura?

Hiro takamura?

Hai!

This way.

Teriyaki!

this place is

locked down, dude.

Yeah, but it's a restaurant.

Somebody's gotta come out

and throw away the trash or

have a cigarette or

something, right?

Is that where dad is?

Sheila, do you

know where dad is?

Pete?

Hi sugar t*ts!

What the f*ck?

Don't you touch her!

Hmm.

Don't worry honey.

You'll feel better soon.

Please, just take me.

Leave her alone.

Oh, I'm sorry sweetheart,

but your sister has an

appointment with the doctor.

You psycho b*tch!

Be patient.

You'll get your turn.

W-where... where's my dad?

Oh, your dad.

He's right here.

Ugh!

Looks like your

boyfriend's doing well.

Nash...

I can't wait to taste him.

Mm.

I think I'll have you with

a green papaya, sweet bell

pepper, in a coconut

sautee sauce.

Mm!

Delish!

Sheila!

My hand!

This dude just sh*t

on me, you p*ssy. Let's go!

Is this your

first time here?

No.

This is my favorite place.

Would you like to place

a bid on the next round?

A bid? Uh, no, no.

I uh... I'm not much of a

gambler, no.

Okay, what will it be.

Yeah, I'll have...

What, whatever the

house special is.

I'll have the house special.

My favorite dish.

Great choice.

Thank you.

Nash!

Jenna?

Pete!

What happened?

It's okay.

Yo, what place are we

hitting right now dog?

Am I seeing what I think

I'm seeing right now?

Now I'm going to k*ll

these m*therf*ckers man.

Remember what sensei

taught us, alright?

A true warrior is a

master of his emotions. Alright?

Just chill the f*ck

out and remember that.

You're gonna get your

revenge, alright black norris?

Come on.

What you...

f*ck.

What are you doing, dog?

You buggin'?

They may have taken his life,

but they'll never take his

honor.

Come on, man.

sh*t.

Do you need something?

No, I was just, just um...

Your dinner is ready.

Please sit.

Oh, great.

Our famous house

special, the dickey roll.

This is great, thanks.

Enjoy.

Okay.

Huh, smells good.

Mmm.

I think I've

had this before.

Oh, it's pretty good.

Really good.

You know, I'd finish you off

if I were hungrier, but I

have people counting

on me, so...

I'm gonna get me some answers.

Yo dog, you're gonna

get yourself on camera.

Sooner or later,

sh*t's going down.

Might as well be sooner.

Watch my back.

I got you.

Where's the

sensei's daughter?

Hey talk to me m*therf*cker,

or it's big trouble in

little china.

Tyrone!

Ain't that a butthole.

Oh!

Oh, b*tch!

Who are these crazy people?

What do they want from us?

I don't know, but if we

don't get out of here,

they're going to k*ll us.

Jenna, I'm really

sorry about your dad.

When I was a little girl,

after my mom died, I...

I had trouble

sleeping at night.

So my dad got me this...

This crystal ball of the

solar system that lit up

when I shook it.

And he told me if I was ever

scared, that I could just

find her in the stars.

And...

No matter where I went,

she was watching over me.

I hope they're together now.

Aw, isn't that sweet.

What do you guys

want from us?

Shut up, little man.

Okay, sweetheart.

It's time for dinner.

And don't make this

harder than it has to be.

Don't you f*cking

touch her, you sl*t.

sl*t?

There's no need

for namecalling.

Oh!

Okay, take her.

No, please.

Take me.

Why would I do that?

There's barely any

meat on your bones.

Oh, f*ck you sl*t.

What was that?

I said f*ck you, sl*t!

I guess chivalry

is not dead.

Take him.

Pete!

Ahh!

Your hair is so soft!

What kind of

conditioner do you use?

baddest m*therf*cker

that the world's ever seen

on the day I was born,

the devil told me that I'd be

the baddest ever born

mister dragonfly!

Welcome, it's a pleasure

to finally meet you.

Even hotter I would

get like a human cigarette,

burning everything I met

I let the devil

tell me something

he told me "never sell

out, move the crowd and keep 'em

bumpin"

the rhyme was cold as

could be, I must've learned

a little something cause

he sold his soul to me

madame dragonfly.

Madam dragonfly?

Thank you charles, but

I'll be dining alone this

evening.

Holy sh*t, you're a woman.

A beautiful woman!

Ugh!

I didn't hire you to

insult me, monsieur.

I just thought...

Don't think.

Just do.

Get me that recipe.

Yes ma'am.

I mean, madam.

Now go.

who's bad?

Now you know why there are

lesbians.

Hello, uh, steven.

Excuse me, steven.

What is it?

Um, remember that client I was

telling you about from london?

The dragonfly?

It turns out the dragonfly,

um, is actually madam dragonfly.

Are you telling me that

you haven't even met this

person, and you bring

her into my restaurant?

What if she's a cop?

She's not.

No, I swear.

I swear she's not.

Honest. Look, look, listen,

listen.

The dragonfly has a

reputation, and I would

imagine that she keeps her

gender under wraps, so that

she can, you know,

intimidate people.

One more mistake like this

and baphomet will have you

for lunch.

Doesn't she know

that fur's dead?

She's not very bright.

Nah, she...

What are you

still doing here?

Right.

Of course.

Would it k*ll you

to take a shower?

Madam dragonfly.

It's a pleasure to

make your acquaintance.

Your reputation

precedes you.

The pleasure is all mine, as

I've heard much about you as

well, darling.

Isn't your hostess

going to take my coat?

I didn't come here to make

company with the help.

Of course you didn't.

Please, come.

Sit.

We have much to talk about.

Come on...

Where are you?

holy sh*t!

Oh, I'm sorry boss, I...

Was just wondering if you

happened to know where the

recipe for...

Oh!

Holy, what the f*ck?

Jesus christ, you scared

the sh*t out of me.

I'm sorry dude,

I was just uh...

Just wondering where

the washroom is.

Right around the

corner, second door.

The... oh.

Honestly!

Now, where are you...

Come on.

If I'm steven, where

would I hide you?

I recently had many

clientele come through my

establishment speaking

of the long pig.

Tell me, why did you

really come here?

I heard you k*lled your

father to take over the

restaurant.

And who would've

told you that?

Don't worry.

Your secret's safe with me.

You and I have

a lot in common.

Tell me about

your restaurant.

It's a quaint little setup.

Fine dining, to

say the least.

Nestled safely in

the heart of london.

Right in the city.

Hm.

What do you serve?

Our specialty is

nipple tartare.

You really should

come and have a taste.

I'd love to.

Steven?

Yuki.

We're discussing business.

I thought you

might be thirsty.

Parched.

Please, excuse yuki.

Good help is so hard

to find these days.

Seems like she could use

some lessons in etiquette.

hello phatty.

That's with a p-h, right?

Thought so.

I speak asian.

Anyway, I was wondering

if you were, by chance,

preparing a dickey

roll any time soon?

Why?

Well, I'd like to

sample one, wouldn't I?

Find out what makes

it so special?

No white guy in my kitchen.

Right, understood.

Respect that.

Mhmm.

Sure.

I'll just order one

for later, shall I?

Kanpai.

So, tell me.

What's the television for.

Ah, I want all my customers

to be satisfied at the long

pig, so in addition to fine

dining, I offer many forms

of entertainment.

Professional fights,

gambling, sexual pleasures.

Really?

Yes.

Sexual pleasures?

Oh yes.

And here is our

latest programming.

The doctor's office,

where you get an in-depth

understanding of

the human anatomy.

For the more

intellectual types.

And what about the sex?

Ah, the dessert specials.

And what if I prefer my

dessert before dinner?

holy wow!

I'm sorry, did I scare you?

Uh, no no.

I...

Let me help you with that.

Oh!

Oh, you're so tense!

Your hands are so soft?

Yeah?

Relax.

You need to release

that tension.

I can make it all go away.

Y-you can?

Mhmm.

My specialty is full body

massage with hot oils.

Oh, I like massages.

I love massages.

Oh, mhmm.

Awesome!

Beggars can't be choosers.

To be honest, I'd put my

dickey roll up against your

nipple tartare any day.

And what makes your

dickey so special?

Well, the recipe's been in

my family for generations.

Mm, I can't wait

to taste it.

Tell me, how is it prepared?

You think my family's gotten

to where we are by us giving

our secrets away

to strangers?

Ohh, I thought

we were friends.

I'll give you a taste.

The marinating room where

the house special is

prepared.

Fascinating.

Yeah, what can I say?

Timing is everything.

It looks like your hostess

is about to prepare one.

sl*t!

You deserve better.

My underwear has more

taste than she does.

She doesn't understand

you like I do.

Snack time.

sh*t!

I guess I'll have

to stay for supper.

Look at you.

Juicy...

Who are you?

Easy love, easy.

I was kidnapped too.

Honest!

I, I just my escaped my

cell, and I was checking for

any others.

They k*lled my dad and

they have my sister.

I have to find her!

Yes, right.

It's alright. Relax!

Why is this locked?

We'll find her.

I promise.

Ahh!

Supper time!

Get the f*ck off me!

Get the f*ck off me!

Oh, easy love!

I'm craving some american

pie, and this time you will

be sharing.

Oh...

Really love,

don't get nasty.

Oh, look at your lips.

But I'm more interested in

licking your other lips.

Lick your own lips, as*h*le.

Ugh, you f*cking b*tch!

My face!

My f*cking face!

You b*tch!

I'll hurt you!

I will!

You...

Yo, let us the

f*ck out of here!

You're good.

two on one.

I pity the fool.

Alright mr. T.

Let's switch this b*tch off.

Ow, f*cking rock jaw.

That's how I roll!

Ahh, f*ck!

Ow!

Tyrone, man!

My f*cking leg man!

Carlos!

Okay.

Are you ready?

Holy ugh!

Oh, wow.

Ugh.

That feels so good.

Hm, you like that?

Yeah.

Wait til you

see what's next?

Woah, what?

Hmm, now turn over.

Uh, I...

I can't.

I, see...

I'm hard.

You made me hard.

Yeah.

That is the point.

Now roll over.

Okay.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Oh my.

Sorry.

Don't be.

Go easy.

It's my first time.

Oh!

I apologize, but

I've got to go.

Close your eyes and enjoy.

No, I've got to...

Woah h* h* h*, okay, I don't

know if this is such a...

Oh!

Oh!

You're really good at that.

The guys are never

going to believe this.

Oh yeah, oh!

You're so beautiful.

Yeah, you like that?

Oh yes.

Oh, oh...

Oh...

Oh.

You're not like your

friends are you.

What... do... you... mean?

They died fighting.

With ba*ls.

You b*tch!

Ah, beautiful.

Aw, ow!

The f*ck?

You b*tch.

With a little refinement,

you could make me a happy woman.

I'm gonna wipe that

smile from your face.

Who's smiling

now, m*therf*cker?

What was that for, woman?

Tyrone!

They got carlos.

I know. I saw it all.

They k*lled nash

and they have pete!

What? You saw pete?

Yes, and sheila too.

They took them away.

You take it.

He would've wanted

you to have it.

Let's add some

more stripes to it.

Looks like you've

already started.

What now?

We wait.

For what?

Brian.

He's our ticket out of here.

Care for the house

special, b*tch?

I don't eat sushi, dear.

Keep the coat.

I enjoy donating to

the underprivileged.

Now move.

You should be ashamed of

yourself, wearing the fur of

a defenseless animal.

Speaking of defenseless,

your boyfriend didn't give

up much of a fight.

You're so naive.

And stupid, giving

away the family recipe.

Thank you.

Stephen already gave

me his house special.

Attached.

It's time for you to die!

Sheila!

Sheila, what did

they do to you?

Time to go.

We've gotta go now.

Now!

This way.

Ah!

Like you're the first

one to try that.

It's okay. It's okay.

Go to sleep big guy.

Go to sleep.

Okay.

Bah!

Come on.

Hi honey.

Sorry about the mess.

Madame and I were playing,

and it got a little out of hand.

The good news is your

family secret's safe.

You f*cked him.

Yes, but...

I forgive you.

You did good.

I love you.

And I would have

loved you too.

If you didn't fall

apart so easily.

Jenna!

Wait here.

I'll signal you if I

need a hand, alright?

Go ahead.

Make my dinner.

Ahh!

That should hold

it for a while.

Here, here.

Come on.

Let's get out of here.

Look at my hand!

No, come on, get out!

Where's my hand, woah,

not without my hand!

My hand! f*ck!

Waa!

Now where's your fat

friend now, f*ck?

Ahh!

Yes, I rock!

I'm gonna f*ck you up with

one hand behind my back.

Let's do it!

Good morning sunshine!

Julie run!

Julie run!

Where you going?

I, I can change!

I love you!

Where you going?

Nice butt, where you from?

I want to show you my sp...

Spring roll!

Hoh!

Brian!

Ugh...

Hey f*ck,

who's f*cked now?

Revenge is a b*tch,

m*therf*cker.

Ahh!

Revenge is a

b*tch named jenna.

My hand.

Give my hand back.

Give my hand back.

Give...

Come on.

I had such big dreams for

this place until you and

your friends

ruined everything.

But maybe I could

start all over.

You know, remodel.

Get a new suit.

Maybe a new menu.

Maybe an all female menu.

Yeah, dad would like that.

Dad would be proud.

Dad.

You know my father used to

say I was a disgrace to the

family because I

never ate human flesh.

I just never had

an appetite for it.

Until now.

I've been missing

out, all these years!

Stop!

What?

Pete!

Get off of her.

Jenna...

Just in time for the

main course, huh?

It's over.

Let us go.

Wait, let me

think about that.

No.

We're walking out of here,

and there's nothing you can

do about it.

That's what you think.

I said, it's over!

Come on pete,

let's kick his a*s.

Yeah, come on petey.

Come kick my a*s.

Come on!

Jenna, no!

Oh, come on.

We can take him together.

Yeah, come on

double team me.

Come on, now's

our chance.

Come on.

Let her go!

So sorry, but your friends

f*cked up my establishment.

You're crazy.

I'm crazy?

I could end her right now.

Or you can come

and save her.

Don't you f*cking hurt her.

What are you waiting for?

Help me.

Yeah, help her petey.

S-shut up!

Now's your chance.

You could be the real hero!

Stop it.

Come on man, what

are you waiting for?

Don't you love her?

Don't you want to

have her babies?

Shut up, shut up, shut

up, shut up, shut up!

You never listen to me!

Uh oh!

Pete?

Don't listen to him.

You know him?

No.

N...

I thought I was your friend.

Oh, sh*t.

There's that f word again.

Every guy hates that word.

Don't you know that I think

he wanted a little more, jenna.

Unh.

He's messing with your head.

Really?

Really? Because when I first

heard that petey here told my

bookie about a young martial

artist, I thought he was

doing me a favor, but my

little bro was just looking

out for himself, and wanted

your boyfriend out of the way.

No.

We didn't know that you

would get so involved, though.

But sh*t happens,

right brother?

How could you?

What, am I gonna have to wipe

your a*s for the rest of my

life?

Get ready to spend a lot of

time in the office with dad.

Christ!

Back the f*ck up, fool.

Good to see you, bro.

Is she alright?

What, you've come to

give petey a hand?

Pete, you know this dude?

He's the one

responsible for this.

sh**t him!

You're the one that k*lled

sensei and my boys, huh?

Maybe.

Agh!

Jenna!

Sheila!

Sheila!

Sheila!

Oh brother, I've gotta say,

this is like your best work yet!

Okay, would somebody tell me

what the f*ck is going on?

Paging dr. Pete,

paging dr. Pete!

Start talking, now.

Come on, man.

It's me.

What, you're going to

listen to this psycho?

I'm your friend!

Now I'm the psycho?

When this kid was eight,

he took a gerbil and and he

shoved it...

Why?

You put eels inside sheila?

Huh?

I'm gonna end you!

Stop!

He's mine.

You're f*cked now.

I love you.

I...

I did this f...

For who?

You k*lled my dad and

skinned nash alive for who?

You tortured and k*lled

my sister for who?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

You don't get to apologize!

He's done!

He's gone.

Let's get out of here before

someone else comes out of

the shadows.

Will you hold my hand?

Thank you.

Ain't that what

a brother for?

I'm evil

there's nobody to save

you when your lights go out

I'm evil

and can't nobody hear

you scream when you're trapped

in my house

I'm evil, evil, evil

I'm evil

yeah

they say food for

thought or use your thoughts for

food

if you are what you eat,

then I'mma soon be you

if dude can scrap, I'm

setting up the booby trap

or get my girl to set

you up, where's yuki at

somebody got to die

in order for us to dine

I watching my live

flatscreen, primetime

but wait, but wait,

welcome to the long pig

this is your fate and

you ain't got long kid

get on the plate baby

cakes 'cause you look delicious

some call it vicious,

but I call it business

fat f*ck get chopped

up and sauteed

slapped up and

kidnapped in broad day

you can fight for

your life in the pit

but at the height of

the night there's a price on

you, b*tch

from boxing to kung fu

you come with jiu jitsu

no matter where you run,

I'm gonna get you, cause

I'm evil

there's nobody to save

you when your lights go out

I'm evil

can't nobody hear you

scream when you trapped in my

house

I'm evil, evil, evil

I'm evil

yeah

welcome back, can

I take your order

the menu resembles

an all-out slaughter

fatty got a dickey

roll, ready to serve

skinny give you a hand

if you say the right words

yeah, an

international feast

people travel the world

just to come and get a piece

from elbows to thighs,

neck bones to eyes

wait til you get desert,

then you're really surprised

round here, you gotta

fight to survive

there's money on which

one of you dies, and one of you

dies

ain't nothing funny

'bout the hunger inside

and I don't hear

when none of you cry

plus, I got

customers waiting

and some of them are

getting impatient

get a look at the stuff

that I cook in the basement

I wonder if they know

what I be making, cause

I'm evil

there's nobody to save

you when your lights go out

I'm evil

can't nobody hear you

scream when you trapped in my

house

I'm evil, evil, evil

I'm evil

I'm evil

there's nobody to save you

when your lights go out

I'm evil

can't nobody hear you

scream when you trapped in my

house

I'm evil, evil, evil

I'm evil

I'll have that

dickey roll now.