hey Dad hey mr. Miller ah hey Lauren
Robbie played a little bball huh you
know I was sh**ting a few hoops myself
today kind of jammed my finger would you
mind pulling don't pull it next time dad
can with the car yeah soon as the oils
changed dad do you have to do this right
now yes Lauren when you own a car it
comes with responsibilities and that
includes changing the oil every four
thousand miles yeah sure I could take it
into a shop it this way I know it's done
right was it gonna take much longer I
can't say I can about a half hour I'm
rush it honey I want it done right
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god I'm exhausted you're exhausted I was
standing out there in the direct sun at
least you were in the shade working
under the car in the shade over at Aunt
Linda it was a blast simply clean my
apartment yeah I guess your wife of a
quitter you hell of a job am I often oh
great now I'm gonna have to wait a week
to ask her to clean mine hey Lauren I
saw you out there sh**ting hoops with
Robbie you're getting good keep
practicing you could get into the WNBA
and make hundreds of dollars a year hey
we're I mean the game was fun but as
soon as it was over Robbie just wanted
to go home I'm sure they always want to
go home when the fun's over sometimes
when only have some fun I just don't get
it maybe I should have let him win ah no
no you just be yourself be the best you
you can be okay all right I'm off to my
meeting what meeting uh you're not an
alcoholic no I know Judy but Danny w is
and he's hot and I think tonight is
gonna tell me slapping laura is going to
sound a little weird especially after
that but your aunt linda's right you
know if Robbie need you to throw a game
then he's the wrong guy what you want is
the man who doesn't care if you're
better than him at everything like me
and your dad
so bad that I b*at him no because the
right man nosa it's perfectly fine if he
doesn't always measure off that's what I
admire about your dad I do all the
things around here that men are supposed
to do it's so evolved that he accepts
that i'm way more confident that he'll
he's not at all hung up on being the
moon mom yes Bobby's gonna have to learn
how to handle it like dad what you
looking for I know I used to have these
two things shaped like walnuts make me
yet maybe feel like a man I believe you
had them laughs you're not upset i told
her all that stuff are you oh no not me
I've evolved into a woman because you
can't deny that I do a lot of stuff
around to your fell you know I work on
the car fix the air conditioning I could
do all those things you just seem to get
so much pleasure out of them they're
interested in giving me pleasure i have
a whole different to-do list for them
waited if i allow you to do some of the
easier man chores around here at the end
of the day I wear the pants in this
family oh you were the pants in the
family okay first of all I have to
remind you to even wear pants Manny
there's a slender Allegro can you k*ll
us I'll get sweetie well hold on a
second if there are any spiders to be
k*lled in this house daddy I'll k*ll
them for you because that's what a daddy
does the Texas family like you hate
spiders that's just something your
mother led you to believe no you told me
that well I think you misunderstood you
said I hate spiders go back to bed while
we're getting a warning what a
conversation or a dead spider
now Tina there's nothing to be worried
about you just tell daddy where the
spider is and he'll take care of it
right there okay will you just sit back
and heavenly God I sense a challenge
sure if you can live with it for three
days I could go apply for a handgun Wow
okay hand me that color able no way this
could go bad I know what I'm doing where
is it up there the jumps let me go get
the desk Buster did the caveman do his
k*lling with a dust buster no you're
right here's the coloring book whatever
you say ah trying to make a run for it
not today my friend oh don't worry honey
there's no way I'm gonna break you well
if there were any spiders in the
dollhouse they're dead now
Oh sweetie your dollhouse ruin no
sweetie I'm fine thanks listen honey I'm
sorry about your doll house I wanted to
take it to show until on Monday well you
could show them me and tell him how I
fell out of it I really wanted to take
my doll house in you rest it sweetie you
know what sighs nothing else for showing
town no no we won't because daddy's
gonna fix this doll house for you Mary
you bet like you say fixing stuff what
gave you that idea when asked you fix my
bike you said I say fixing stuff well
enjoy fixing this thanks dad you
shouldn't have promised her that you
don't have a clue how to fix it look I
promised my daughter I fix her dollhouse
that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna show
her who's the daddy around here pants
exactly I wear the pants no you ripped
your pants when you fell on the doll I
believe I found your walnut
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hey i'm heading out Flynn don t know
just trying to see if you need anything
oh yeah you'd love that wouldn't you
butting in on my doll house project so
once again you can be the big hero with
the kids I don't need anything from you
I meant from the store did you some ham
what a pound of ham yesterday you gonna
judge me you're gonna get the ham
railing Forge you glued it to your shirt
I still don't need your help you on
behalf hi dad oh hey kids do I have a
doorknob on me no just usual handles so
again are you gonna be in the driveway
mom because I rob is coming up we're
gonna sh**t some hoops later and you
know I want to warm up I should be done
in an hour hour and a half tops yikes I
don't like to look at that mole oh it's
the doorknob della I think this is gonna
take a lot longer than you think you're
telling me everything so small and my
hands are so big I need someone with
long skinny delicate lady like fingers
say finally after deciding what you
really like finger to give you right I'm
buddy i meant manly hands built for
men's work okay I'll do it all right
that's the spirit the Miller men working
together sweating it out with nothing
but our bare hands and our manly
manliness hand me that chenille curtain
oh pretty
meet the men without our fight for the
right they should all start me with him
for South our defense and I'll soon give
you 10 bout 40 shoulder and hold and
hold
world
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when the strong there's no
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Oh times like this that really test a
man's crib there's two things we could
do right now we could take the easy way
out and go buy a new doll house or we
stay here roll up our sleeves and get
the job done that's the spirit dad I
know it might take all day but surely
working together rocket smart move
admitting defeat I'm not admitting
defeat I'm giving up on impossible task
once you're splitting hairs if I could
split hairs I would have been able to
fix that tiny freakin dollhouse i'll get
bettina one that's just as nice and she
can take it to a show-and-tell on Monday
this was okay she's a beauty ain't she
lots of curb appeal I'm Simon what could
a tiny town what can I do for you today
what do want to buy a doll house so tell
me your needs are you looking for bold
and architectural II exciting or small
and rustic well we just need something
nice maybe three stories but this big
uh-huh okay let's go for a walk here we
are now this is an entertainer's delight
four bedrooms two and a half baths bonus
room could be anything you want maybe a
gym big guy just ribbon yeah yeah how
much is we all this whole neighborhood's
pretty pricey neighborhood yeah yes this
whole area one of these wouldn't happen
to be a little mental institution you do
back at with it
oh now you're Riven me no I'm not exact
same house Tina who looks like someone's
trying to keep up with the Joneses we'll
take it oh that one's sold this morning
it was only on the market an hour yes
she's coming back later to pick it up
too late so to Judy Miller I don't
believe your mother she bought another
doll house because she didn't think I
could fix the old one dad you couldn't
fix the old one that's why we're here so
that's it you're against me too well I
don't care if anyone believes in me I'm
gonna rebuild Tina's dollhouse it's
gonna be just like knew that if you say
you can do it i believe in you thanks
Brian baby I win yeah yeah all right are
we gonna play ball or what hey Dad man
on a mission why can t good say yes to
go the bathroom like everybody else
doing the dollhouse think so guys that
throwing the rock around come on task we
divide pass me the rock yeah Brian
Miller takes it from the top of the key
sh**t and nothing but neighbor's yard
get it I'm gonna get something to drink
you in something yeah quit cheating I'm
not cheating whatever whatever is it mom
helping you with that no I'm doing this
I don't need your mother's help I don't
need anybody's help what's everybody's
problem around here Robbie just bit my
head off to well maybe Robbie wouldn't
have a problem if you weren't showing
him up and they can him feel like he
couldn't do things I'm saying is back
off a little mom said I shouldn't let
him win on purpose well your mom isn't a
man which is what first attracted me to
her because she's not there are certain
things she'll never understand like what
do you like winning yeah do you like
Robbie yeah choose you mean it's got a
loose for him to like me lon
a man needs to feel he's wearing the
pants in the relationship so get that
boy his pants back and then don't ever
touch go near or think about those pants
again
okay refrigerator will put you next to
the toilet TV right in front of the
toilet and now it's a house of the
future I got your ham thank you but I'm
busy wow it's really coming along I'm
surprised really you're surprised why am
I not surprised that you're surprised
frankly I'd be surprised if you weren't
surprised you know it's called smoked
ham but you're not really supposed to
smoke it hey how's it going out there
with Robbie awesome see I told you to be
yourself you're just working out so well
started going better way I started
letting him win thanks dash no problem
honey that's what your dad does he fixes
things there you told her to lose yeah I
just didn't want her to do to the men in
her life would you've done to me what
have I done to you besides knack and 100
points off your cholesterol and giving
you sex no Ben did tiny town lately what
because I haven't it seems one Judy
Miller about a doll house because she
had no faith in her husband and assumed
he couldn't fix this one just out of
curiosity what were you doing at the
dollhouse store just hanging well I need
your permission every time I go to tiny
town oh please you gave up you went
there to buy a new one okay fine I did
but you shouldn't have expected me to
fail can you blame me always bail on
things and then I end up changing the
oil recycling 800 beer cans because
somebody's too sentimental to throw them
away it's not that I can't do those
things I choose not to because I'm lazy
but when I say I'm going to do something
it's insulting for you to assume i'm
going to fail so i should just wait for
you to fail and always be shocked when
it happened well that makes sense to be
insane i'm not arguing with you we have
a system that works we both know the
division of labor around here who does
why me every
it's our unspoken agreement there's no
reason to speak it in front of the kids
it's not it's like taking him to Disney
World and let them see goofy without his
head up more like that than you think
all I'm saying is you run me down in
front of Lauren Tina comes to you to
k*ll bugs and then at the dollhouse
store Brian sees how little you really
think of me I felt very small in tiny
town too well I'm sorry I didn't mean to
do that from now on any contempt i have
for you i will keep to myself thank you
know there is a solution to all this you
could be a little less lazy around here
maybe you have a point there I should
think about that Bobby could be driving
bass acute in the car goes whoop sh**t
in the county on sh**t in the ground
yours while ya eat it in your face in
right game Robbie hey where were you on
those rebound yes I just missed him look
I mean it's not your fault I was on fire
so maybe next Friday we'll do something
maybe yes one come to my house and watch
every lift weights that sounds like fun
alright see ya yeah hey I'm Kim hey Dad
so what I look like fun yeah it's a
gracious winner a lot of class pressing
him for weeks and suddenly went a couple
games you think she's on fire
oh that's not his fault he's a guy we're
easy to fool when you telling us we're
good you know you're pretty smart dad oh
thanks wow that was easy all that stuff
I said about letting Robbie win I was
stupid stuff your mom said about always
doing your best do that so next time I
can clean his clock absolutely I'm sorry
I ever told you not don't sweat it dad
it was way too much effort not to be
myself anyway ah that's my lazy girl
can't play a little one-on-one sure I
don't try and take it easy on you bring
it on old man okay I gotta warn ya I
played a lot of all in my day you're
about to see my patented I'll go get
that later Gina this is gonna be a great
show and tell your dollhouse sure beats
the heck out of kami Kelly stupid hotel
soap collection yeah wait your dad
worked really hard to fix this and he
did a great job hey I finally found that
ball she bail on me
your dad can fix this I'll cook you my
tea set
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02x19 - Still the Man
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Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.
Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.