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Fitzgerald Family Christmas, The (2012)

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Fitzgerald Family Christmas, The (2012)

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["Carol of the Bells" playing]

[Phone rings]

[ring]

[sighs]

- [Beep]

- Hello?

Jesus, Dad. What are you doing

calling the house line?

Mom could have picked up.

No, I do not have any news yet.

- ROSIE: Gerald, is that for me?

- No, Mom.

Mom, don't worry about it,

it's for me.

Look, I'm having everybody

come over the house tonight

to celebrate Mom's birthday,

all right?

And then we're gonna discuss it then.

[sighs]

Oh, you got her a birthday gift.

Well, that's a first.

What was it?

Oh, that. No, no, no,

actually she did tell me about that.

Your wedding video.

Yeah, and what, you thought that was

somehow gonna help your cause?

Look, why don't you come by

the restaurant tomorrow and...

I'll let you know what

everyone decides tonight.

But, Dad... Yeah. No, I know.

But please,

don't get your hopes up, okay?

All right.

I'll see you tomorrow.

[Phone beeps]

And how many times do I have to

tell you, I don't want a party.

Would you please stop fighting this,

you crazy old woman.

All right?

It's already done, it's organized.

Everyone is going to be here

except Cyril.

But he'll be home for Christmas,

- right?

- Yes.

I already told you

he's coming in tomorrow.

And he's better?

I don't know.

He says he is.

So we shall see.

And you're picking him up

at Port Authority, right?

Because he will need

someone there for him.

Yes, Mom.

For the 10th time.

- I will pick him up.

- All right, all right.

Don't get yourself all worked up.

I'm just double checking.

He is my baby after all.

Look, Mom, I don't want you

to worry about this. All right?

I already spoke to all of them

and they're all very excited

to get out here.

Don't try to bullshit me, Gerry.

They're my kids.

Yeah, well, look, whether they like it

or not, they're coming out.

I told you I don't want you

to make a big deal out of this.

Would you just stop

complaining about this?

All right? Look.

Dottie's gonna cook

you a nice dinner.

Connie's gonna bake you a cake.

And Quinn said he's gonna come out

this afternoon to take you shopping.

So why can't you just enjoy yourself?

Okay. Okay, what's really

going on here?

Nothing is going on.

It's your 70th birthday.

I just thought you might like

to have all your kids around

to celebrate with you.

Enjoy your French toast.

Gerald.

What?

What are you not telling me?

Look, there's something I just want

to discuss with the whole family and...

I thought it would be good

if we're all together

so we could all weigh in on it.

And it has to be done

before Christmas.

[engine starts]

[Phone rings]

QUINN: Did you make

the reservations for tonight?

WOMAN: Mmm.

Did we get the same room

at the lodge?

Quinn, she's too young for you.

What do you care how old she is?

Well, because it kinda makes you

like a creepy old man.

You know, I'm not old enough

to be creepy yet.

[Chuckles]

Oh, yeah, you are.

- Did you get the same room?

- Yes.

- [Phone rings]

- Where's the ring?

It's at my desk.

QF Design.

Yeah. Hold on.

It's your brother.

Um, gonna have to say I'm not here.

Yeah, but I'm not gonna lie for you.

Take the call.

[clears throat]

Yo!

GERRY: Hey, Fitzy, where are you?

You just called me at the office,

and I'm trying to get out of here.

Oh, okay, good. Then you should

be out here soon, right?

QUINN:

Change of plan, my man.

I'm taking Abbie up to the Adirondacks

for the weekend.

Got some serious plans in place.

You don't think you can

just stop by for an hour?

All right, then we can show all this off

to your latest flame.

Hey, Gerry.

This is more than a flame.

Well, even more of a reason

to stop by then, right?

All right. I'll see what I can do,

but no promises.

Look, you don't have to

promise me sh*t, all right.

It's not my birthday.

Just the woman that brought you

into this world.

See what you can do.

[sighs]

[Phone slams onto receiver]

[sighing, moaning]

[Horn honking]

MAN: Oh, no.

Don't stop, don't stop.

[woman whispers, indistinct]

[moans]

[Horn honking]

MAN: No, it's not for you. It's not for you.

It's the neighbor.

WOMAN: I gotta see.

Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

Oh, sh*t, it's my brother.

- Stay. I'll be right back.

- Okay.

What is this, Gerry?

What the hell are you doing here?

What do you mean

what am I doing here?

I got the supplies

for Mom's party tonight.

Oh, sh*t.

Oh.

Gerry, I can't host

the party tonight.

What do you mean you can't

host the party? Why not?

I'm having all this trouble

with the boys.

They're in trouble up at school,

and they're not even coming home

for Christmas.

So, I...

I gotta deal with them.

All right. So what does that have

to do with Mom's party?

Okay, um, there's something else.

I... I was waiting

to tell the family, but...

Skippy and I split up.

Like, three weeks ago.

I know, because Skippy

was in the bar a couple of nights ago

telling me all about it,

crying on my shoulder.

He also told me that you've been

having an affair for six months.

Yes, I...

I've been seeing someone

and, um...

You know, Skippy and I

tried to work it out, but it's just...

It's not gonna happen.

Who are you having

an affair with?

Do you remember, um,

Jimmy Esposito's little brother Johnny?

Johnny Esposito, the gardener's kid?

How old is he?

Uh, I don't know. 20s...

maybe 30s.

How did you end up hooking up

with Johnny Esposito?

- He cuts my grass.

- He cuts your grass.

That's fantastic.

MAN: Hey, Sharon.

How about I just pop out

and drop you at your mom's

on my way to East Hampton?

No, you don't have to do that.

MAN: Not a big deal.

I'm just gonna take the train

or I'll call my brother or something.

Not the brother that I met?

No, that's Gerry. He's an as*h*le.

I'll call Quinn.

I wouldn't mind just, like, taking you.

I could see the house.

I could meet your mom,

say "Happy birthday."

[chuckles] No, that's definitely

not happening.

I haven't brought a boy home

since my junior prom date.

- I learned my lesson then.

- Wow, luckily I'm not a boy, honey.

[Chuckles]

Promise you I'll do better

than your junior prom date.

All right.

So...why don't we do that?

Do what?

I'll drop you off.

Meet some of the brood.

No, you're not seriously asking

to come meet my family today.

Are you?

Is that such a bad thing?

[Stutters]

No, I just... I didn't think

we were, you know...

at the meet-the-family place yet.

I mean, I'm having fun

and you're having fun right now...

Yeah, I'm having fun.

I didn't mean to make it so complicated.

- Good.

- It's fun, it's good.

- Okay, good.

- Yeah, that's fine.

- Great.

- Call your bro.

Hey, Erin, the house

looks real festive.

Perfect place for a party tonight.

We can't have everybody over here.

I have to put the baby down at 7:30.

Mom said that she wanted to celebrate

at one of her girls' houses.

Now I've explained to you

why we can't do it at Dot's.

Connie's place is too small,

Sharon's apartment in the city

is obviously not an option.

So that leaves you.

Well, we can't do it here.

[whispers] And could you keep

your voice down? The baby's sleeping.

[whispers] I don't understand

why no one seems to think

that their mother's birthday

is a big deal.

Because she deals with you one way

and the rest of us another way.

You're the golden boy,

you can do no wrong.

She treats the rest of us like sh*t.

- I hope you know that that is total bullshit.

- Is it?

Do you know

she actually suggested

that I let her sneak the baby out

one day and get him baptized.

Yeah, she told me

and I think it's genius.

We're not baptizing the baby.

Why not?

Because Corey's Jewish.

I thought Corey's an atheist.

- He's still Jewish.

- Look,

just let Mom take the kid

up to church and have her do it.

You don't need to participate,

Corey doesn't need to know about it,

and that way the kid

is not stuck in Limbo

in case you two heathens

are wrong.

You're all crazy.

We're crazy? You're telling me

you're an atheist.

How do you explain

the Christmas tree?

We have a kid now. Where else

am I gonna put the presents?

Why don't you

just blow this thing off?

You know what?

That is not a bad idea.

Sharon,

it's your mom's birthday.

You gotta stop in for a drink

at least.

Oh, no. There is no just stopping in

for one drink with my family.

QUINN: Yeah, that's true.

And let's all be made aware

if we go there at all,

we're gonna be there all night.

So let's not go.

The less I have to deal with Gerry,

the better.

What is this beef with Gerry?

I'm just... I'm tired of him pretending

he's the patriarch of our family.

First of all,

he's not my freakin' father.

And second of all,

he's hardly qualified for the job.

He's a grown man

and he still lives at home.

You know with fairness to him,

he's got his reasons for that.

Whatever. The point is,

if I don't have to go to

Mom's house tonight,

I am more than okay with that.

I have an idea.

Why don't Sharon and, um...

I'm sorry,

what was your name again?

Francis Xavier,

but my friends call me FX.

- Oh, okay. I like that. It's a good name.

- Thank you.

So why don't Sharon and FX

come upstate with us,

get a room at the same hotel.

We'll get dinner,

hang out for the weekend,

and we'll drive back

Christmas morning.

Honey, you know,

it's really not a great idea.

It's not considerate.

Sharon doesn't ski.

It's a ski resort.

Neither do I.

You don't ski?

You know I got an idea.

I'm headed out to East Hampton

this weekend.

You guys want to come with me,

you're more than welcome.

I've never been to the Hamptons.

That sounds awesome.

Does it sound awesome?

Yeah. Big time.

Oh, well, you gotta come then.

You're gonna love it.

What do you think, babe?

I got plenty of room.

Ah, as long as we're all agreed

that we don't have to go to Mom's,

I mean, I'm up for whatever.

- Babe, that sounds like so much fun.

-Mmm.

Please?

I don't wanna go skiing.

[Quinn sighs]

But I want to be with you.

Okay, fine.

[kiss]

But you're calling Mom.

[Phone rings]

Hey!

SHARON:

Hey, Mom. Happy birthday.

Hey, Sharon!

Oh, am I gonna see you tonight?

Yeah, you know,

that's what I was calling about.

You know, there must have been

some sort of misunderstanding

with Gerry or something.

I didn't know he wanted us

to come out tonight for a party

and then also again

at Christmas.

That's what I thought.

But you know Gerry wants to

make a big deal out of it.

Yeah, but it's not a big deal

to you, though, right?

Well, I mean,

it is my 70th but...

Well, you know how I feel

about birthdays, right?

Yeah, yeah. See that's what I thought,

that's what I told Quinn.

I mean, he had these plans

and then he invited me, so...

- So Quinn's not coming either?

- No. But...

we'll both be out at Christmas.

Like we always do, you know.

And we'll celebrate

your birthday then.

Yeah. Yeah, okay.

We'll--We'll do it then.

Okay, great.

I'm so glad you're cool with it.

- Look, I gotta go, Mom. I love you.

- I love you, Mom.

QUINN: Happy birthday.

I love you both.

Love you, too.

Bye.

Okay, bye.

- We're good?

- We are so good.

Let's go.

Hmm.

Hey, Mom. You home?

Oh, I'm upstairs, Gerry.

Little change in plans.

We're gonna do the party here

tonight instead.

Okay? I already called

the restaurant,

and they're gonna bring over

a bunch of food.

The food is terrible.

And the takeout is even worse.

Oh, really? Is it? Then why do you

insist on eating there every night?

Because it's free.

And otherwise,

I'd have to eat alone.

But what is Dottie's problem?

I mean, why...

Why isn't she cooking?

Dottie has more drama

going on like always.

- But she's coming over?

- No. No.

And neither is Erin. I guess she has

her hands full with the baby.

Well, uh, Sharon and Quinn

have blown us off as well.

Apparently,

they made other plans.

Are you kidding me?

I spoke to Quinn earlier today

and he said he was coming.

Ah, you know what? I'm gonna call

that son of a b*tch right now

and make sure they

get their asses out here.

No, no, no, don't do that.

No, it's--it's...

Hon, I'm fine.

Listen, when you have a birthday

two days before Christmas,

you get used to

eating your cake alone.

Mom, you're not eating

your cake alone.

I will, uh...

I'll be right back, all right?

Hey! Can I help you?

Yeah, I'm Gerry Fitzgerald.

I'm an old friend

of Mrs. McGowan's.

Just wanted to stop by,

wish her a happy holiday.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Um, I'm Nora, I'm one of her nurses.

Come on in.

NORA: Nancy?

Oh, Gerry.

It's so good to see you.

GERRY: Oh, yeah.

[kiss]

Oh, you want a drink?

Nora, get this boy a drink.

Oh, yeah.

What do you want?

No, actually I'm all right.

Thank you.

Okay.

So how are you?

Well...you know.

The holidays are hard.

Well, look,

that's why I'm here today.

I'm gonna invite you over the house

tonight for Rosie's birthday.

I know she would

love to see you.

Oh, no. I don't think so.

I don't have the strength these days

to leave the house.

But I'll call her,

I'll wish her a happy birthday.

Yeah, she would love

to hear from you.

And I'm gonna make sure

that she gets over here on Christmas Day

to at least stop by and say hello.

Oh, I don't know about that.

I got a phone call from your father.

Really?

- Mm-hmm.

- This guy is unbelievable.

- What did you say?

- I told him

there's not a shot in hell

that she is gonna let him

into that house again.

Especially, at Christmas?

I know. I told him the same thing

but he is insisting,

so tonight

we'll see what she decides.

What do you think

that she should do?

What do you think

in your heart?

- It's Christmas.

- Yeah.

If ever there was a time

for some forgiveness...

And mercy.

You're not gonna believe this.

I got this card from my sister,

and it just made me think

of this whole situation.

Just listen to this.

"Lost friend, lost child,

lost parent, sister, brother,

"husband, wife,

"in the season of immortal hope

"and on the birthday

of immortal mercy

we will shut out nothing."

Mr. Charles Dickens.

Great sentiment.

But I think you know how my mother

feels about the English, right?

[Both chuckle]

Now go.

Let me know

how it all turns out.

- Will do. Great to see you.

- [kisses]

All right.

GERRY:

Try to have a good holiday.

I'm trying.

[whispers]

Well, look, how is she doing?

[whispers]

She's good, she's good.

I think the holidays get her

a little down sometimes.

You know, I used to come by

and visit all the time but...

I guess I gotta

make more of an effort.

- Yeah, that would mean a lot to her.

- Yeah.

You should definitely visit.

All right, and, um...

What's your deal?

You're here with her all the time or...?

Yeah, yeah. Definitely.

So, so if you come visit,

I'll see you.

All right, great.

- I will definitely do that then.

- All right. Okay.

Uh, Mrs. G, happy holidays.

- I love you.

- Love you, too.

I might come by again,

maybe, uh, tomorrow.

Just check in on you.

All right,

see you tomorrow.

- All right.

- Okay.

- Good to meet you.

- You, too.

- Bye-bye.

- Bye.

Hey, baby.

How did it go?

It didn't.

What happened?

I thought it was a done deal.

So did I.

What did they say?

They didn't say sh*t.

They just don't have any spots

open, that's it.

I don't understand,

I thought your brothers...

Oh, what does it matter

what happened?

The point is that they have no work,

end of story.

Let's go inside, have a beer

and get ready to go to my mom's, huh?

Yeah, I'm not going

to your mom's tonight.

What are you talking about?

It's her birthday, you have to go.

It's bad enough I got to

spend the day

with your as*h*le brothers

on Christmas.

JJ, why are you being like this?

[exhales deeply]

FX: This is it. This is us.

- FX: Right here's good.

- ABBIE: Oh, my God.

- ABBIE: This house is insane.

- FX: Oh, thank you.

- ABBIE: This is bigger than my college.

- FX: Oh, thanks. Yeah, it's not bad.

SHARON: No, it's not bad at all.

Oh, no, no. I got it.

FX: Yeah, okay. Is this yours?

ABBIE: I can't believe

how big this house is.

- Ah. Well, let me give you the grand tour.

- Oh, thank you.

You ain't seen nothin' yet.

QUINN:

So, what's this guy do for a living?

SHARON: I don't know. Nothing.

It's just, uh, family money.

- Family money?

- Yeah.

I'm not familiar with that concept.

ABBIE: So do you have a pool?

Uh, we got a pool and a pond.

Pond's good for you.

- You didn't think I'd know that, did you?

- That's good.

Now come this way, come here.

[Indistinct]

So, what do you think?

What?

My girl. The girl.

Oh, I think she's great.

Well, I'm glad you approve, 'cause

I'm gonna propose this weekend.

Pr-Propose what?

Propose marriage.

[Gasps] What?

Really?

You just met her, didn't you?

Yeah, but I'm gonna propose

tomorrow night, Christmas Eve.

What is she,

like, 12 years old?

You should talk, you and

Money Bags Methuselah over here.

Yeah, true, but I'm not looking

to get married, far from it.

You know, when baby's all growsed up,

you're gonna realize.

When you know, you know.

FX: Hey, guys. Come on up.

- [Phone rings]

- [Sharon sighs]

[ring]

- Hello?

- CONNIE: Hey, Mom.

So I have some bad news.

I'm not gonna be able

to come over tonight.

What's wrong?

Are you crying?

No, no. No, I just, uh...

I bought you a cake and I'm not

gonna be able to bring it over,

so I feel bad.

I don't care about the cake.

Why are you crying?

It's nothing. It's just, uh...

Uh, JJ didn't get that job so...

Look, look, baby.

Why don't you come over and--

and stay with me tonight.

Okay?

No, I should stay here.

I'll, uh, I'll talk to you tomorrow, okay?

Have a happy birthday.

- [Phone beeps]

- [sniffles]

Well, looks like

it's just you and me, kid.

So I heard.

Look, Mom, the reason that I wanted

everybody out here tonight--

and for the record,

I am furious with all of them--

was, there is something the family

needs to make a joint decision about.

Then we'll discuss it at Christmas.

Nah, it can't wait till then.

It's...

It's about Dad.

What about Dad?

Well, he wants to spend Christmas

with us here at the house.

Gerry, as I told him

when he walked out on me,

on us, 20 years ago,

the man will never set foot

in this house again.

I know, I know.

But in his defense, all right,

he has had a pretty tough year.

Yeah, and I've had a tough life.

Mom, his company went belly-up.

I mean, he lost almost everything.

Good, good. I'm glad.

He deserves it.

Yeah. Well, then you'll love to hear

that his divorce with Carol

got real nasty and...

Now that is a birthday gift.

I'm gonna celebrate with a beer.

[laughs]

So, you're not even gonna

consider it,

- are you?

- Nah.

What about the Christmas spirit?

Why don't you just give it

a little bit of time,

think about it

and then make a decision.

- Okay.

- All right.

- I'll think about it.

- Good.

Okay,

I've thought about it.

And the answer is still no.

Now that that's settled,

I think you should go down

to the restaurant and check on things.

The restaurant can wait.

Come on, it's your birthday.

I appreciate everything

you're doing, Gerry.

But I'm not asking you.

I'm telling you.

Okay.

I got it.

Happy birthday, gorgeous.

- GERRY: Hey, Brian.

- Hey. What's up, Gerr?

KK, how we doing tonight?

Eh, pretty quiet,

given it's the holidays.

But that's to be expected.

All right. Well, look, maybe we'll, uh,

close up early tonight, all right?

Sounds good.

I'll be in the office if you need me.

Oh, yeah, and, KK,

if my mom calls make sure

you put the call through, all right?

No problem, Gerr.

- Hey!

- Hey!

- I know you.

- Yeah, yeah.

- How are you?

- I'm good. Thank you for asking.

Good. Gerry.

We have met.

Right. Nora.

I'm Mrs. McGowan's nurse.

- Of course.

- She, uh...

said I should just stop by

while I'm waiting for my train.

- Speaks highly of the joint.

- Oh.

Well, what time is your train?

- Oh, in 10 minutes from now. So, yeah...

- Oh, sh*t.

I know, I've been here for a while.

Well, you know they run every hour.

They do.

So if you wanted

to catch the next one

maybe you could stay

and you could have a drink?

Thought you'd never ask.

It was complete insanity.

Because you gotta remember

we had nine people living

in a three-bedroom house.

Good Lord.

Bloody Irish.

[chuckles] So actually it was

a good thing that our father left.

We really needed the extra space.

Whoa, back up. You shared a room

with three of your sisters?

Yeah. Four sisters in a room

about the size of this coffee table

right here.

And our oldest sister Dottie,

she used to bring her boyfriends

back from college

[whispers] and have sex

with them in the room,

while we were all there sleeping.

- Did she really?

- Yeah.

- I never heard that.

- Yeah, she did.

And I've got the emotional scars

to prove it.

You know I'd like to meet

this sister of yours.

No, I don't think you would.

She's over 30.

[Both chuckle]

Stop it.

Anyway, meanwhile,

this whole time

the boys have the big room

all to themselves.

You sound particularly resentful

when you say that.

We deserved it.

What did you do to deserve it?

- They were boys, lass.

- That's right.

It's exactly correct.

Thank you, Francis Xavier.

Man who understands.

And for a while it was just

me and Gerry in the room.

Then Gerry moved to the basement

when the baby came along.

The baby became Cyril,

who became my indentured

servant till I went to college.

Yeah, and maybe that's

why C turned out the way he did.

I have to admit.

I was not very kind to the little guy.

- You were terrible to him.

- He was my little brother.

It was my duty to abuse him

at all times.

Yeah, I beat the crap out

of my little brother

- every day of his life.

- QUINN: Of course you did.

So just all older brothers are assholes.

- No, little brothers are punks.

- QUINN: You know I'd take offense at that.

I was never an as*h*le to you.

Oh, my God. I'm not even

talking about you, Quinn.

Well, it's clear

who you are talking about.

So would you give me

a little more detail

as to what Gerry did

to piss you off so much?

I don't even wanna talk about it.

- He told her he didn't approve...

- It's not even worth going into.

- Of her dating a...

- It's not.

...dashingly handsome,

- materialistically wealthy...

- No, that's not what he said.

- Slightly older gentleman.

- He said something more to the effect of,

"Why are you dating

that old f*cking creep anyhow?"

Oh, that would piss me off.

Wait a second.

He called me a f*cking creep?

Yeah, I didn't want to go into it.

That doesn't sound like Gerry.

I've always dated much younger women.

He never said anything like that to me.

Yeah, that's called

a double standard.

Too much information.

Don't want to know about

all the women you've dated.

- [Stammers]

- Just don't...

- FX: You've only dated younger women?

- Yeah.

How old are you, Abbie?

- 22.

- Really?

Wow. Sweet.

[chuckles]

You are a f*cking creep.

Stay over there, my friend.

[laughing]

ERIN: Okay. Here's Mr. Whale.

[Door closes quietly]

[Erin sighs]

[Corey exhales] Took forever.

- Is he down?

- Finally.

How come you don't want

to go to your mother's tonight?

We could have called a babysitter.

'Cause she drives me crazy.

In fact they all drive me crazy.

Besides we're gonna see them

on Christmas.

Speaking of Christmas,

I was wondering...

[baby crying]

Oh! Oh, God!

Can... I can't deal with it.

Can you...

- I got it, I got it.

- try?

[sighs]

[Baby continues crying]

[door opens and closes]

[Heavy footsteps]

JJ?

[water running]

- JJ?

- Hey-.

Hey.

JJ: Baby, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Where did you come from?

- Boston.

- Boston?

Boston. So that means you're a...

- Red Sox fan.

- Mm-hmm.

Red Sox, Pats, Celts, yes.

Now, why did you go and do that

and ruin what I thought was

a pretty good thing we got going on here?

What makes you think

this was a good thing?

I'm a little out of practice,

but, yeah, it seems like

it's going pretty well.

You're smiling,

I'm laughing.

Yeah.

Something tells me

you don't laugh very much.

Oh.

Probably not as much

as I used to, I guess.

I take it Mrs. McGowan

told you about me and her daughter.

Yeah.

I'm sorry about that.

Well, that was a pretty shitty day

for a lot of people, right?

I lost my dad on that day, too.

I'm... I'm sorry to hear that.

Yeah.

And she said that you guys were supposed

to get married that October.

[sighs] Look, I don't love talking

about this. If you can...

I get it.

Yeah, yeah.

So, anyhow, what, uh,

what brings you here?

Uh, nursing school and then I just

fell in love with the city.

No, not New York.

What brought you here tonight,

more specifically

to this fine establishment?

Um...

I was waiting for my train.

Well, I got bad news.

You, uh, you missed it.

No, I missed my train?

- It's gone.

- Oh, no.

There's got to be another train.

Not tonight.

Hmm.

Where do you live?

Whitestone.

It's a long cab ride.

Thank you so much for the lift

and walking me to the door.

- You're such a gentleman.

- Yeah, of course. Anytime.

Do you really mean that?

'Cause I work five nights a week

and I hate that train ride.

Yes, I do mean it.

Hmm, that's good.

Look, I had a great time tonight.

I did, too.

You know I could, um...

stick around tonight if you want.

Mmm.

I don't think so.

Did I just totally blow this?

No. No, no, no, no.

I just, you know.

You sure? Yeah.

Just not tonight, I think,

you know.

All right, yeah. Um...

Still I'd, you know...

I meant that I would love

to see you again.

I would love that, too.

- All right, good, good.

- Yeah.

- All right, then.

- Thanks for the drink.

Thanks for the ride and...

- [chuckles] Okay.

- All right.

Okay. Bye.

[car engine starts]

[sea birds calling]

- Hey!

- Hey!

What are you doing up so early?

I'm always up this early.

- Really?

- What's your excuse?

Yeah, I mean, me, too.

I'm lucky if I get five hours.

You know, that's funny.

[Chuckles]

I mean,

we're brother and sister

and we don't even

know each other that well.

What?

We know each other fine.

Oh, yeah? Where did I

go to high school?

Sacred Heart.

No, that was Connie and Erin,

the smart ones.

I went to Hewlett.

Where did I go to college?

I know you went upstate.

Oswego?

Oneonta?

You played soccer.

Jesus, that was Cyril.

I went to Purchase.

I was a theater major.

I know all of this.

I'm f*cking around with you.

You are so full of sh*t.

I bet you don't even know

how old I am.

You're 20...

I know you're not 30.

[Chuckles]

See.

Okay. How old am I?

You just turned 38.

You went to Xavier High School.

You went to Fordham for college.

And of the six books

you have read,

The Old Man and the Sea

is your favorite.

Okay. So you know some things

about me. Congratulations.

I don't know you from Adam.

But you're my baby sister

and I love you to death.

And by the way,

don't pay attention to that bullshit

Gerry gave you about FX.

You don't think

he's too old for me?

Who's to say who's too old?

Is he good to you?

Then he's good with me.

[sighs] I don't know.

Gerry just...

He made me feel like such a clich.

You know, like,

girl grows up without a dad

so she dates old guys

just to replace him.

Sharon, give yourself a break.

You're not the only one in this family

with daddy issues.

[PA announcements, indistinct]

Yo! C!

Hey, Gerry,

what are you doing here?

How you doin'?

Good to see you.

Figured you could use a friendly face

when you got off the bus.

Thanks. Did you drive in?

I did. I did, you know.

And since we're in the city,

there's a little something

I wanna show you.

Okay? All right?

GERRY: You're looking good, man.

CYRIL: Yeah, threw in

a couple of pounds.

GERRY: I think it's good for you.

It's good for you.

CYRIL: Thanks.

GERRY: So, you recognize

this building?

No. Should I?

Yeah. You know the picture

in the living room of Dad with Grandma

on his First Holy Communion

sitting on a stoop?

- Right there.

- Oh? This is where they used to live.

Yeah. Third floor.

Well, if the stoop could talk

it'd probably tell us

what an as*h*le Dad was

as a kid.

How do you know

which building it was?

You know, he used to take me

into the city all the time

when I was little.

He wanted to show me

where he grew up,

how he grew up.

Said, "it's important that you know

where the Fitzgeralds are from."

Never did that sh*t with me.

Well, why do you think

I'm doing it now?

You know, he didn't call me once

when I was up there.

I don't know why

that surprises you.

I mean, I keep trying to tell you guys

he is who he is.

All right? And he's certainly

not gonna change

now that he's in his 70s.

Once a selfish c*cksucker,

always a selfish c*cksucker, huh?

Yes. Yeah.

You should know, though,

he wants to come out to the house

tomorrow for Christmas,

have dinner with us.

What do you think?

If he's gonna be there,

I'm not gonna be there.

[doorbell rings]

Mom, what are you doing here?

Dottie just called

and she's just busy this morning.

This is so typical of her.

Busy with what?

She didn't say.

She just asked me to cover for her.

She is so irresponsible.

Oh, everyone has their own issues.

Besides,

what's up with you these days?

Doesn't the holidays

put everyone in a shitty mood?

No, it shouldn't.

it should do just the opposite.

Well, it never has for me.

Is it just the holidays

or is there something specific

- got you down in the mouth?

- Mom,

- I'm really not in the mood

- I mean, no...

- to have this talk.

- I look at this beautiful home,

that loving husband,

that gorgeous child,

and I can't imagine what you've got

to be so down in the mouth about.

Yeah? Well, as usual

you don't know half the story.

Well, why don't you

try explaining?

Mom, we don't have

that relationship.

We never did

and we never will.

You don't even want to try?

Consider it the birthday gift

you didn't get me.

Guilt trips, they work

with the others but not me.

- Ah.

- Hey, Rosie.

- You pinch-hitting?

- Hi, Corey, yeah.

- Happy belated birthday.

- Thank you.

Where are you two off to today?

Well, we're gonna

have some lunch,

see the tree, do the whole

Christmas Eve thing.

Aha. Oh, so even though

we don't believe in God

we're still celebrating

Christmas?

Doesn't mean you ever stop

believing in Santa Claus.

[Rosie chuckles]

You know, Rosie,

today would be the perfect day

for you to do that thing

you asked me about.

- Oh, my...

- Rosie.

If you do it,

don't tell anyone.

Especially this one.

It's between you,

Aaron and God.

- Okay?

- To the grave.

- To the grave.

- ERIN: So, Mom...

Aaron's down now

and he'll go back down again

- in two to three hours.

- Right. Okay.

Now, you two just take your time,

have a great day.

Aaron's in good hands with me.

Oh, I know he is.

You did such a great job

with this one.

I had nothing to do

with raising her.

She raised herself.

Bye!

Father Mike,

it's Rosemary Fitzgerald.

Hey, Mom! Look who's home.

Hey, Mom!

Ma!

Huh.

That's weird.

She must have stepped out.

Uh...

Well, look, the idea was for you

to stay in your old room.

So, you cool with that?

Yeah, of course.

And you're allowed to just

be left here on your own

without any supervision?

I suppose.

Yeah?

Well, what do you think?

- I think I'm good.

- Yeah?

- I don't need to lock up the booze or...

- No.

I'll be okay.

All right, brother.

Look, I got to get up

to the restaurant,

but it was awesome

to see you.

- All right? You're looking good.

- Yeah.

Hey, Gerry...

Can I borrow a couple of bucks?

Look, there's plenty of food

in the fridge and...

No. I want to do some

Christmas shopping.

Yeah, of course. Sorry.

That should cover it.

Thanks.

Hey. And don't worry

about anybody else.

Just get Mom something good.

All right?

She's gonna be excited

to see you, brother.

Welcome home.

[Door closes]

I think I'm good.

[Knocking]

- [whispers] Hey.

- [whispers] Hey. What's going on?

She's asleep.

- sh*t. Sorry about that.

- No. It's cool. It's cool.

Come over here.

- How's it going?

- Good. Good.

What are you doing?

Look, I just wanted to come by

and apologize for last night.

I mean I don't know

if that was...

No, you don't have to apologize.

I had a great time.

It was really fun.

Oh, cool. And I brought a little gift

for Mrs. McGowan.

- Oh, you did?

- Yeah.

What a nice boy.

Yeah, well, I figured it'd give me

a good excuse to come by,

see you again today.

Right, oh...

I'll be sure she gets this.

So, um, what do you got

doing for Christmas?

Well, I volunteered

to stay with Nancy through New Year's

so that the other nurse

could go be with her family, so...

Well, what about your family,

though?

You're not going up to Boston or...

I don't really have anybody left.

Um, yeah, after my dad,

it's kinda just me. So...

Well, in that case why don't you

and Mrs. McGowan

come over

to my mom's house tonight?

It's just gonna be a little dinner.

But at least you're not going

to be sitting here alone.

That would be great.

But she can't leave the house.

The doctor just wants her

to kinda stay put. So...

But we're great.

We're gonna order in pizza,

eat our faces off

till she falls asleep at 8:30.

Then I'm gonna have

a glass of wine, maybe two.

I gotta tell you

that just sounds, uh,

a little bit depressing.

- I mean, for Christmas Eve.

- It's not depressing.

If you think it's so depressing,

why don't you come over?

Come over for the wine part.

You know what,

I would love to.

But I actually...

It's Christmas Eve.

And we've got

this thing going on

with my father

and my whole family that...

that's gonna need

to be addressed tonight.

Yeah. So you're gonna

need a drink.

Yes. I probably will.

So, you know what,

maybe when I'm done with them,

- I could come by here.

- Yeah. Okay.

All right. I'll, uh...

I'll throw a pebble at your window

if you're still up.

All right.

Just don't wake up Nancy, please.

GERRY: [sighs]

What do you say, Dad?

Hey. I was hoping to get

a decent burger.

But no such luck.

Yeah. Well, that didn't stop you

from eating it.

That's probably

why this place is empty.

You know my dad would be heartbroken,

he saw the place like this.

Yeah, well, look,

you're more than welcome

to jump behind the grill

any time you want.

[Dad sighs]

Why don't you get some young people

in here, you know?

Bring the kids in.

Hey, maybe your brother, Cyril...

Good idea. Dad,

Cyril just got out of rehab today.

All right? The last thing he needs

in his life is this bar.

Yeah.

That's another regret in my life.

- I don't even know that kid.

- Yeah.

Try picking up the phone.

He won't talk to me.

You know what he told me?

That I'm dead in his life.

Can you blame him?

You were a lousy father.

Exaggerated.

I slapped the kids around

a little bit. But...

that's the way it went

in those days.

I'm not talking about that.

You walked out on us.

- I got back when I could.

- Yeah. Which was never.

Look, I don't even

wanna have this conversation.

So, what else you got, Dad?

Ah, I went to see Father Mike.

I had a confession.

You must have been in there

a while.

Hmm.

We had a good talk.

Well, I didn't with Mom.

I spoke to her and she does not

want this to happen at all.

I don't understand that woman.

All I wanna be is with my family

at Christmas.

Is that so unreasonable?

You're just lonely.

All right? This is your first

Christmas on your own.

After the holidays pass,

I'm sure you will be fine.

No, Gerald.

It's, uh...

It's gonna be my last Christmas.

Your last Christmas?

What are you gonna do?

k*ll yourself because of the money?

Because of Carol.

I mean, come on, Dad.

Oh, it's not that.

Well, then what--what is it?

I'm dyin'.

Pancreatic cancer.

Very advanced.

I got four or five months, tops.

[Whispers] What?

I'm sorry. I didn't know.

What are the doctors saying?

That I'm dying.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Who else knows?

Just Erin.

Driving over to see Dorothy,

tell her, then...

I thought it would be better

to tell each of you face to face.

So... I need your help.

Can you talk to your mother?

Tell her this is

so important to me.

Okay. Yeah.

- I will.

- Okay?

- Yeah.

- Thanks, Gerry.

[Pats Gerry's hand]

We got a good family.

The best.

The best.

- Let me get you a drink.

- Yeah.

[exhales deeply]

[doorbell rings]

Skippy, it's...

What are you doing here?

It's Christmas Eve.

I've got some gifts for the boys.

I was hoping

that maybe we could talk.

No. I don't want to talk.

I told you if you wanna talk,

call my cell.

Is he here?

- There's nobody here.

- There's nobody here.

Is he in my f*cking bed?

Because I'd like to have

a little chat with him,

- rip his f*cking head off.

- Calm down.

There's nobody here. All right?

What is going on?

I can't do this anymore, okay?

Our life wasn't bad,

but I know that there's more out there.

- And I just can't do it.

- What is that?

What's... What's...

What's better?

- I don't know.

- You don't know?

I don't know, but when I find it

I'll let you know.

Oh, thank you.

That's very kind of you.

That's extremely generous.

Please, please,

let me know when you find it.

Skippy.

Merry f*cking Christmas, Dot.

[Footsteps]

DOTTIE: Hey. Hey.

Where are you going?

- Hey.

- Come on.

Yeah. You know

with Mr. Ryan comin'...

And I gotta go help my mother

for dinner tonight.

No, no, no, no. Come on.

I want some more action.

I would. I would.

But I gotta go pick up

a bunch of fish for my mom

and help her with the tree

and with the lights.

You know, I'm looking forward

to meeting your mom tonight.

Yeah, Dottie, about that...

Um, you know, it's just gonna be

sort of like a little get-together

with family.

I'll bring a few decent bottles

of wine, okay?

'Cause it's terrible to eat a nice dinner

with cheap-a*s wine.

- All right?

- Okay.

- All right. Bye.

- Ciao,mammone.

Ciao.

Good morning.

- Hey.

- How are you?

Good.

- Oh, hi, babe.

- Hi.

It's 1 P.M.,

so that's actually afternoon.

Oh, good afternoon.

All right. What's the plan?

What are we doing?

Hey.

Just doing a crossword.

What do you need,

a four-letter word

for sitting around on your a*s

on a beautiful day?

Just relax, okay.

Have a little breakfast.

Relax? No, come on.

I wanna go down to the beach.

Mm-mm. It's way too cold

to go to the beach today.

I got some herb

if anybody wants some.

- Really, you got weed?

- Yeah.

Wait. Seriously, we're not going

to the beach at all while we're here?

- No. We are going to the beach.

- Just relax.

You and I,

we're going to the beach.

Enjoy the herb.

I will.

Come on, last chance.

Have a good time.

I'll see you when you get back.

Okay.

Hi.

Hey.

- Where you been?

- I was down at the pub.

That was fun last night.

Yeah. I guess.

Been a while.

Yeah.

Actually, it's been

about three months.

Yeah. Well,

I've got things on my mind.

You know howl remembered?

'Cause it was so special?

Yeah, it was.

You're not gonna believe it.

And I didn't want to tell you

'cause I know you're scared,

but it's gonna be okay.

No. What are you talking about?

I missed a couple of periods.

- You what?

- And I took a pregnancy test.

- And guess what?

- No, no, no, no, Connie, do not say that.

- Oh, JJ, it's a good thing.

- Do not say this.

- It's a good thing.

- No, no, no. This is not a good thing.

This is a g*dd*mn disaster.

How could you let this happen?

How the hell could you

let this happen?

We can't afford this.

It's gonna be fine because you're

gonna find something soon.

And we can ask

my brothers for help.

No, no, no, no. I don't want

any favors from your brothers.

- sh*t. This is a nightmare.

- Oh, JJ. JJ.

Once it settles in,

you're gonna see it.

- Why didn't you take the pill like I asked you to?

- This is a blessing.

- JJ, we're gonna have a family.

- A blessing?

Yeah. Oh, come on.

Just get out of my way.

RICHIE: Hey.

You better get your a*s

out of here right now

- before I kick your...

- Piss off, Richie.

Get your a*s out of here.

- Are you okay?

- Yeah.

Yeah, I'm okay.

What are you doing with this guy?

He's a total scumbag.

No, no. It's not like that.

He's just having a hard time.

He's out of work and...

Bullshit. I've heard

what goes on over here.

Look. I'll call Gerry, okay?

He'll know what to do.

Please, just... It's fine.

It's fine.

Thank you.

Father, not a word of this

to anyone.

Agreed. Confidential.

And now, I want to ask

something of you.

Anything you want, Father.

James was in to see me

this afternoon.

Was he, really?

I am forbidden to break

the seal of confession

but I want you to know

that he is deeply sorry

for the wrongs he committed

in the past,

particularly to you

and the children.

I'm glad he's made

his peace with you.

But I am not having him

over tomorrow.

Rosie, he only has

a few months left.

A few months?

Where's he going?

He's dying.

Is that what he told you?

People don't lie about dying.

Then you don't know

the same James that I know.

Rosie, this is it.

Now, he's going to be dead soon

and I suggest,

in your own best interest,

that you forgive him

and invite him back into the arms

of his own family.

Family?

Is that what he calls us now?

You insisted on having

this child baptized.

Yet you yourself will not follow

Christ's teaching on forgiveness?

Because he's got his whole life

ahead of him.

Me?

I figure I'm already a lost cause.

This is not the season

for your jokes

or for hardness of heart.

You say that as if I have

a choice in the matter.

- Thanks again, Father.

- [phone rings]

Hi, this is Rosie.

Leave it at the beep.

[beep]

Yeah. Hey, Mom, it's me.

Look, the whole idea

of having a cell phone

is that periodically

you pick the thing up.

All right, look. I just saw Dad.

He came by the restaurant.

And we need to talk. Okay?

So, give me a call

when you get this.

Thank you very much.

Hey, Nora, it's, uh,

it's Gerry.

Look, uh...

[laughs nervously]

I kinda need

to talk to someone

who isn't completely

out of their f*cking minds.

And that kinda disqualifies

my entire family. So...

ls there any way

I could maybe swing by,

pick your brain for a little bit?

All right. Great. I'll see you,

15, 20 minutes or so?

All right. Perfect.

I'll just pull up outside.

Cool. Thank you.

COREY:

You know he married the shiksa.

And he's celebrating his first

Christmas with her and her kids.

[Erin laughs]

Back up. Your father

is celebrating Christmas?

He's making an effort.

You see.

These old geezers hook up

with a younger girl,

they think they're getting

a free ride.

But there is no such thing.

I know.

I know, it's pathetic.

- But that's not the point.

- No, it's hysterical.

I would love to see the look

on your father's face

as he has to pretend

to enjoy Christmas.

Oh, she should make him

dress up as Santa.

[chuckles]

Well, I can grant you that wish

since he wants us to be there.

Absolutely not.

I'm his only kid.

This is his first Christmas.

- Are you kidding me?

- No.

I'm serious. He wants us...

Thank you.

He wants us to drive up

to Connecticut and help him do this.

No shot.

We've always done every Christmas

with your family.

I mean...

Last year.

Erin, that was awful.

I mean...

Well, he was drunk and he apologized

and he's sober now.

Okay.

Listen, I don't ask for much.

All I'm asking for

is this one Christmas.

Well, it would k*ll my mother especially

since we just blew off her birthday.

You don't even like

your brothers and sisters.

Well, why not

blow them off this year?

'Cause this year's different.

I'm sorry. End of discussion.

End of discussion?

What--What's so different

about this year?

Just different.

Why won't you talk to me?

Can we please just shop?

- Let's shop.

- Okay.

See? Isn't this great?

QUINN: Yeah, it's great.

Freezing my ba*ls off.

So, hey, you're really

gonna propose to this girl?

Yeah. It's time.

Why? Why is it time?

Why can't you give it a year,

or like, at least another month.

Because I'm not getting

any younger, Sharon.

And I want to have kids

before I'm an old man.

Well, do you love her?

I like her...a great deal.

She has her faults, but...

she's a good kid.

She's smart, she's funny.

But you don't love her.

She comes from

a very good family.

It's a shame she can't say

the same thing about you.

That's another reason

I gotta lock this girl down.

But you can't tell me

that you love her.

You know, at my age,

love is not the first priority.

I'm done looking around.

This is it.

[Quinn exhales]

- [cellphone chiming]

- Oh.

Richie T?

Hey. Rich, what's up?

What?

Whoa! Whoa! Slow down.

Which sister?

Is he still there?

Okay. I'm on my way.

What is it?

What happened?

JJ f*cking hit Connie.

- Are you kidding me?

- No, I'm not kidding you.

I gotta go deal with this.

I'll drop you off at the house.

No freaking way.

I'm coming with you.

[Knock on door]

Hi, honey.

- You okay?

- Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay.

Listen, this is

f*cking horrible, okay?

- No, no, no.

- No, it's terrible.

Listen, you're not

going back to your house.

- You can stay with me--

- No, you don't know the whole story--

No, listen. You can stay with Mom

or you can stay with me,

but you're never going

back to that house.

No, it's my house.

Yeah. But you've got to do

this now, honey.

- You know, he had a hard year.

- Oh, f*ck that.

f*ck that. I'm sorry.

That's what you said the last time

and the time before

and you keep giving him

another chance,

- and look what happens.

- Oh, I know.

You've gotta do this.

I mean,

you've got to tell him

that you're leaving him.

You're gonna file for divorce

and that's it.

I'm pregnant.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Connie.

- Why?

- I don't know why.

It just happened.

And he knows this?

And he still pushed you?

I'm sorry,

for the sake of this kid

you've got to get him

the hell out of your life.

He's an as*h*le.

- You have to, honey.

- I know.

- Okay.

- [doorbell rings]

- You think it's him?

- I don't know.

Here.

Go hide in the TV room.

Oh, my God, it's Dad.

- Dad?

- Yeah.

- Daddy?

- Hey, it's Christmas Eve.

- What are you doing?

- I got presents.

I sot gifts.

- Good to see you.

- Come in. Oh, my God.

- Yeah.

- What are you doing here?

Oh, it's Christmas Eve.

Come on.

It's the best.

- Baby, Connie, how are you?

- Hi, Daddy.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas, sweetie.

- All right.

- This is great.

The house looks fabulous.

- Thank you.

- Yeah.

Is it too early for wine?

Because, you know, I could use a glass.

This is ridiculous.

I mean...

I'm just give 'em a quick call.

Hmm.

See what's going on.

[cellphone vibrating]

Oh, sh*t.

- Hey.

- FX: Hey.

What's going on?

It's like, almost two hours.

Yeah, yeah. I know.

I should have called earlier. I'm sorry.

But we had an emergency

and so we had to go.

You had to go?

What are you talking about?

What kind of emergency?

We had a family emergency,

but we're taking care of it.

Well, when are you

coming back here?

And what are you talking about?

When are you coming back here?

I don't know.

We have to go by one of my sister's.

We don't have

a f*cking car here.

You're leaving me stranded

here without a car?

What are you talking about?

I don't understand.

Are you kidding me with this?

I'm telling you that we have

a family emergency

and this is how you react to that?

Look, I can't even talk to you right now.

- God, what a jerk.

- What, they pissed at us?

I don't really give a crap.

Ohh.

What's up?

ls everything okay?

[sighs]

I don't even know why I called,

quite honestly,

dragging you into my mess.

Don't worry about it.

What's going on?

All right. Well, it's...

It's my dad.

He just told me he's got

a few months to live and...

[sighs]

I don't know,

I'm just kind of numb,

I didn't know who else to call.

[Gerry sighs]

You're probably sitting here

looking at me like,

"Who the f*ck is this guy?

I just met you yesterday

"and you're dropping

this sh*t on me?"

No. I'm not.

- I'm not. I'm not at all. Yeah.

- You sure?

Don't apologize.

Oh, you know,

I mean, he's dying, right?

So, obviously I'm upset, but...

I'm also f*cking furious with him

because it's the kind of bullshit

he's always pulled.

You know, he only calls

when he wants something from me,

like everybody else

in my family.

You know, they're all consumed

with their own sh*t.

I mean, yesterday,

it's my mother's birthday, and...

not one of them can find time

in their busy f*cking schedules

to come out and celebrate

her day with her?

And they get that from him

because...

you know, he's the most selfish

son of a b*tch alive.

And, you know, now,

now he wants my help because...

he wants to come home

for Christmas.

And I'm like, "You know what,

I've been helping you

since you walked out on us

20 years ago."

I mean,

I raised half of his kids.

I took care of my mother

when she was losing her mind

those first couple of years,

and he's off in Manhattan

having a great time.

I even took over his father's business

when his old man died.

And I didn't wanna do

any of this sh*t.

I didn't ask for it, but I didn't have

a f*cking choice, you know.

And it's like...

Do you think he ever said thank you?

Do you think any of them ever say

thank you for anything? No.

I'm just...

[sighs]

I just... I'm kinda...

I just wish I could be

f*cking done with them.

The whole...

I don't know. I don't know.

I'm sorry. I'm just...

No, no, no, no. That's okay.

Is there a question in there

anywhere

OI' are we...

I don't know.

I don't know what I'm supposed to do.

- You know?

- What do you wanna do?

I wanna wash my hands

of the whole lot of them.

Just like, "You know what,

why don't you guys just figure it out

on your own for once?"

So do that.

You know,

have your dad figure it out,

have your brothers and sisters

figure it out for themselves.

Let them

do it for themselves.

It might surprise you.

I seriously doubt it. But...

I definitely like the idea

of letting them try, you know.

I think that's the hardest thing

in the world, you know,

for people like us.

But it sounds like it's time.

SHARON:

Connie went over to Dot's.

Hopefully this guy's

still f*cking here.

[Brakes screech]

- QUINN: Stay here.

- SHARON: [scoffs] You kidding?

Hey, jerk-off, what is your problem?

- Hey, douchebag!

- You can't keep your hands to yourself?

Seriously,

what is your problem?

Do me a favor

and listen real close.

You're gonna go inside,

you're gonna pack up,

and you're gonna

get the f*ck out of this house.

- That's right.

- And out of Queens.

I see you here past tonight,

you're not going to the hospital,

you're going to the f*cking morgue.

And he means it.

Don't you think he doesn't.

You understand me?

Answer me!

[whispers] I understand.

Now get the f*ck out of here.

Get the f*ck out of here!

Pack your sh*t and go.

We'll wait till he leaves.

Hey, Rosie, we're home.

Oh, um, I'm in the TV room.

Where's Aaron?

He's still napping.

Oh, Mom,

you can't let him sleep all day.

I'll never get him to bed tonight.

It's all right. I got him.

How was he?

He was great.

ROSIE: Erin.

Could you come in here?

I-I've got something I wanna tell you.

I talked to Gerry.

And I'm assuming that you want me

to have your father over tomorrow, too.

Yeah. Of course I do.

And you really believe this bullshit

that he's dying?

No, Mom, it's for real.

He's been sick for a while.

It wouldn't be the first time

he told an elaborate lie

to get what he wants.

Mom, I've been with him

to the hospital

and I've gone with him

to see the specialist.

The why wouldn't he

tell anyone before this?

And on my birthday, too.

That's a great present.

He didn't want anyone to know.

I haven't even told Corey yet.

Why would the stubborn jackass wait

and keep it a secret?

Mom, you know Dad.

He thought he'd beat it.

Oh, he's been

such a stubborn old fool.

- Mom!

- Well, I don't know what to say.

If anyone deserved it,

it would be him.

But there will be no tears

shed for him from me.

How can you say such a thing?

I know he hurt you

but he's still our father.

The pain he's dealing with now

is insignificant

to the pain he's caused us.

What about me?

What about you, your childhood,

those little ones?

Never having a father

in the house.

That is real pain.

Pain you carry with you

for a lifetime.

So you're gonna cause

more pain for all of us

and not let him come over.

When he walked out on this family

20 years ago,

I told him he would never set foot

in my house again,

and I am sticking to it.

You son of a b*tch.

You're not gonna make me cry.

Son of a b*tch!

Oh.

- QUINN: Hey, Dottie, we're here.

- Oh, hey.

We're in the kitchen.

Whoa!

Dad, what are you doing here?

And a very merry to you too.

I'm sorry. I'm just surprised.

How you doing?

DAD: Give me a hug.

There you go.

- Sharon.

- No. I'm good. Thanks.

Why didn't you tell us

Dad's here?

Uh... He just showed up.

[Dottie and Dad laugh nervously]

All right.

Well, despite this pleasant surprise,

we came to see Connie.

Now, before I get to the part

about how you're an idiot,

- are you okay?

- Yeah, I'm fine.

Okay, good, because you're

a f*cking idiot.

- Thanks.

- What are you doing with this guy?

- Sharon?

- Are you kidding me?

Sharon, Sharon, please.

Listen, she's just upset

and frankly, so am I.

I gotta find out from Richie what's going on in your marriage?

We just came from a little visit

with your soon-to-be ex-husband.

- CONNIE: What did you do?

- Quinn.

Quinn, what did you do?

I just talked to the guy.

But believe me,

he got the message.

- What's this you're talking about?

- Nothing.

It's none of your business.

Just butt out.

- Can I talk to you privately?

- Sure.

[sighs] us...

- What did you do to him?

- I did not hurt him.

Not that he didn't deserve it.

But you know what?

I got a question for you.

This is going on,

you don't tell me about it?

- What's that about?

- Well, it's not like we talk a lot, Quinn.

I'm still your brother.

And if anybody hurts you ever,

I wanna know about it.

And just so you know,

what I did tell this prick,

is he is never

to go near you again,

which also means,

you are never going near him

again either.

You're finished with this guy.

- I know, I know, I know.

- Do you?

- [sighs]

- Because if this happens again,

I will f*cking k*ll this guy.

And doing 25 to life,

for homicide,

is really gonna screw up my plans

for the future.

So...

Please don't put me

in that position.

Connie,

I love you.

So, Sharon, uh...

Dad stopped by because he has

some big announcement

he wants to share with all of us.

Isn't that right, Daddy?

Well, it's nothing

to celebrate, really,

although some of you might.

I...

It's just something I...

I need to discuss with you.

Can't wait. I gotta go outside

and make a phone call.

DOTTIE: Sharon...

[door opening]

[door closes]

Don't mind her, Daddy.

She's just a spoiled brat.

Yeah, can't blame her though.

Can't blame her.

What are you talking about,

you're not coming back tonight?

Look, we just figured,

since we're already out here

and you seem to be dealing with

some kind of important emergency

that we thought we'd

just hang out a little bit.

What is this "we"?

Me and Abbie.

Yeah, yeah, I know who.

Sharon, I don't know what

you want me to say, okay?

You and your brother seemed

to think it was fine to take off

and abandon us

without saying anything.

I don't know what the f*ck you thought

was gonna happen.

Okay, I told you we had

a family emergency.

Right, I don't know what you

want me to say, Sharon.

Okay? We're hanging out,

and we're kinda having a good time.

You're "kinda having a good time"?

[laughs humorlessly]

You know my brother is planning on

proposing to her tonight!

You have to get her back here.

You know, he may wanna

check his voice-mail on that one,

because she's pretty pissed off

that he left without saying anything.

Let her know.

FX: And you know what, Sharon?

Seeing as you think this relationship

has no future,

I was kinda thinking

this might be a good time

for us to call it quits anyhow.

[gasps] Oh, my God.

You know what?

You are a creepy old freak

and the two of you

deserve each other.

- Yeah, whatever.

- [laughing]

- Nice.

- Done.

[sighs]

CYRIL: I had no idea

what to get you,

so you're probably

gonna hate it.

Got Ma something nice, though.

That's good.

Hey.

You know you're gonna

get through this, right?

You think so?

Absolutely f*cking certain of it.

Gerry,

I don't know

what the hell to do now.

Look, you don't need to worry

about that right now, all right?

After the New Year,

we'll get you hooked up with a job,

or maybe, I don't know,

you go back to school, maybe both.

Go back to school?

I'm not going back

to f*cking school.

What the f*ck job

am I gonna get?

I will find you something, all right?

You're home now.

- You're with your family.

- [sighs]

All right? That's what we do.

We take care of one another.

[cellphone vibrating]

sh*t, man, I'm sorry.

Speaking of family...

Yo, Fitzy, what you got?

Hey, Gerry, it's Quinn.

[sighs heavily]

What are you doing right now?

No, I'm just actually

sitting here with Cyril.

- We're having a little talk.

- QUINN: Dad's here. He just told us.

Can you f*cking believe

he's dying?

Anyway,

you gotta get over here.

We need to talk about Christmas.

All right, yeah.

Yeah, we'll be right over.

You think you're ready

to see the old man?

No. [laughs]

No!

[soft music playing]

ROSIE:

So what's with her nibs?

How does she know my Gerry?

Oh, they met here, yesterday.

She asked about him,

so I sent her up to the bar to meet him.

But don't you think

she's a little old for him?

No, I don't think so.

I think they'd make a cute couple.

- Well, what's her story?

- [chuckles]

No, rea--

Why isn't she married?

At her age.

I'm not as nosy as you.

I didn't ask her.

She seems like a nice girl.

I thought I'd do them each a favor.

Yeah, but there must be a story.

There's always a story.

What do you want?

Do you want him to die a bachelor?

No kids, having a Christmas

like the one that I'm gonna have tomorrow

with no one by my side?

Look, you do not have to be alone.

I want you to come over

to my house.

I don't want to go to your house.

There's gonna be more drama there

than my poor heart can take.

[Rosie sighs heavily]

[Exhales]

So what am I gonna do about James?

I can't have that man in my house.

I gotta tell you something.

My Thomas,

that son of a b*tch,

as much as I hated him

with a passion,

there's not a day that goes by

that I don't wish that he were here.

You don't mean that.

I do. I do mean it.

And you know what I would do?

I would tie him up in that chair

and I would p*stol-whip him

until he screamed

for all the trouble

that he caused me.

[Both laughing]

- You know.

- [laughing]

You know.

[sighs]

But seriously,

if Deirdre were still here,

and she wanted me

to forgive him,

she wanted me to spend

Christmas with him...

[clicks tongue]

how could I say no?

Well, if I do forgive him,

I might have to borrow your p*stol.

[Mrs. G. laughs]

I mean it.

- Hey! Look who's back.

- SHARON: Cyril!

- Hey!

- CONNIE: Hi!

CYRIL: Oh. [sighs]

Missed you.

Come here.

I'm really proud of you.

How's it going, Son?

Better than you, I hear.

Yeah, you look good.

Welcome back.

Oh, sh*t. Is this...

...allowed?

Are we okay to drink

in front of you?

You never gave a sh*t

about my feelings before. Okay?

Don't start now.

Makin' it easy.

That's a change.

Merry Christmas to you, too.

All right, so we're all here.

Let's talk about tomorrow.

No, no, no, no.

Not till Erin gets here.

[sighs] And why...

Why do I always forget her?

Because she's a stuck-up

pain in the a*s.

You know,

she's really not stuck-up.

She just thinks

she's better than you.

Yeah, well,

she's not the only one.

Where... Where are these

comments coming from?

I think you know where

these comments are coming from.

I have no idea

what you're talking about.

Yeah, we talked about this.

Let's cut all the bullshit.

Erin's been through this

every step of the way with me.

She brought me

to the best doctors.

She's been at my bedside

all through this ordeal.

So I don't want anybody

bad-mouthing her.

We can still bad-mouth you,

though, right?

[sighs] Do what you must.

You know, Daddy,

you should've told us about this.

We... We could've helped you.

That's not entirely true.

Yeah, I gotta agree with him on that.

- Can't you guys just be nice?

- Who said anything about...

QUINN: Yeah, you wanna chill

with the comments?

It's Christmas. Be jolly and merry

and all that other sh*t.

No, no, no, no.

They're entitled. But...

Hey, Gerry, why don't you call and see

if there's any word from Erin.

I called her on the way over.

She should be here any minute.

[doorbell rings]

An angel just got their wings.

None for you, though, Pops.

I'll get the door.

God!

- What the f*ck's wrong with you?

- What's wrong with you, Cyril?

- It was just a joke.

- Oh, it's a joke.

Pancreatic cancer victim,

Christmas, it's a joke?

Shut up.

Just lay off him, all right?

- QUINN: Lay off?

- Yes!

- You lay off!

- Give him a f*cking break!

[whispering]

Shh! Our father is dying!

[Erin sobbing] Oh, Daddy.

[softly] Nancy?

You asleep?

Mmm. I'm fine.

I'm gonna go now, sweetie.

Oh... Okay.

- Have a good Christmas.

- Okay.

She's falling asleep.

[Chuckles]

Yeah, well, it's about that time.

I understand

you...you met my boy.

I did. I did.

He's very nice.

[laughs wryly]

I don't need you to tell me that.

Okay.

What's your name?

My name? Nora.

What's your last name?

Daugherty.

How do you spell that?

If you're wondering

if I'm Irish, I'm not.

Then what is it? Scottish?

Grandparents were English.

Merry Christmas.

- [door opens]

- [whispering] Merry Christmas.

[Door closes]

So, what are we supposed to do

if Mom does not agree

to have Dad over for Christmas?

It seems clear she already said

she wasn't gonna have him over.

Does she know he's dying?

Yeah, she knows.

And she still said no?

She's still got a lot of anger

towards your dad.

But not all of it deserved.

[Chuckles]

How do you figure that?

She and I were young.

[sighs] It's never black and white

as it seems.

Oh, please, Dad,

don't even start with that.

I mean, you cheated on her.

How the hell is that

somehow her fault?

Can you just give him

a f*cking break, please?

Look, we were kids.

When Dorothy was born,

neither one of us had an education.

We weren't prepared

to deal with life.

And life [sighs]...

just showed up,

and we had to do

the best we could.

Yeah, well, you know,

for some of us,

- you did a good enough job.

- Mm-hmm.

Yeah, for others,

you didn't do sh*t.

And I apologize to you, Cyril.

And you too, Sharon,

and Connie,

all you little ones.

I wasn't there.

It's unfortunate,

for you,

and me.

All right.

So, we take a vote.

If Mom refuses to have

Dad over for Christmas,

then we have the holiday at Erin's

and Mom is welcome to come

if she wants.

Well, I just wanna say,

that whatever you all decide,

I will be having Christmas

with Mom.

- Period.

- CYRIL: Yeah, me too.

I don't care if Mom

changes her mind, Dad, but...

I'm with Mom.

Yeah, Dad, it wouldn't feel right

to leave Mom alone on Christmas.

Okay, so, guess

there's nothing else to say.

Wait, wait, wait a minute.

I had no intention

of breaking this family up

at Christmas.

What I wanted to do is

pull you all together.

If your mother doesn't want it,

she doesn't want it.

Okay?

Let's forget about Christmas.

You're all here.

Why can't we spend tonight...

together?

It's Christmas Eve.

Oh, sh*t, it's Christmas Eve.

I was supposed to propose

tonight.

Oh, yeah, Quinn,

that's not gonna happen.

What does that mean?

You better check

your messages.

What does that...

What do you mean?

I'm really sorry.

I didn't wanna say it

when I met her,

but I knew she was a gold-digger.

Go ahead, Gerry, say it.

I know what you're thinking.

I have no clue

what you're talking about.

What about the rest of you?

You're not stealing

Christmas Eve from Mom.

Yeah, look, I gotta go.

[sighs]

I'm gonna go help Mom

get ready.

How about you?

I should go with them, Dad.

I'm sorry.

I really wish

you could be there tomorrow.

I hope Mom changes her mind.

Well, Erin?

You're gonna stick with me, right?

Sorry, Daddy,

I should get home to Aaron,

but don't worry.

Mom's gonna change her mind.

Okay.

Listen, Dad,

I'm really sorry. I...

[stammers] I have to go

to a friend's house for dinner,

and I'm late already.

I'm sorry.

I love you so much.

I hope I see you tomorrow, okay?

Yeah, okay.

[Door closes]

I guess you reap what you sow.

[sighs]

Yeah. I made a lot of mistakes

in my life, Gerry.

I was a bad father.

I'm not a perfect man.

[sighs]

But God damn it,

I should be able to spend

my last f*cking Christmas

with my family!

It's not right.

It's not right.

I'll talk to Mom.

Okay.

Talk to Mom.

[Door closes]

[sighs]

[Connie sniffles]

Did you guys even know

he was sick at all?

No.

But I think it's pretty

f*cking weird

that Erin knew for, like, a year

and never said anything.

Yeah, well,

Erin's f*cking weird.

I think we should ask Mom

to let him come for dinner.

Look, call me

a cold-hearted prick.

I'm not feeling that much sympathy

for him.

Why? What did he do

that was so bad?

[Scoffs]

He walked out on us?

He never came to one

of our birthday parties.

You know, I don't have one picture

of me and him together.

Not one.

CYRIL: sh*t, he wasn't even there

the day I was born.

No, I know. He didn't do sh*t

for me either,

but he is our father,

and he's gonna be gone

in a few months.

And you know...

I feel bad for him for that,

but I don't think that's a reason

for me to forgive him.

Me neither.

We forgave you.

What are you talking about?

What did I do to you?

All the sh*t that you did

before you went to rehab?

Connie.

- What?

- What sh*t did I do?

You were that f*cked up

you don't--you don't remember?

You lied to me,

you stole from me.

And that's not even

the worst of it!

- Connie!

- What?

We said we weren't

gonna talk about it.

Sharon, what?

What did I do to you?

CONNIE: You and your crackhead

friends broke into her apartment

and trashed the place.

- I did not.

- Yeah, you did.

[sighs heavily]

- I'm sorry.

- [scoffs]

It's okay. It's fine.

You were sorry right when you did it.

It's okay.

Sharon,

I don't remember doing that.

I don't wanna talk about this.

We don't have to talk about it.

Cyril, you're my brother.

I love you and I forgive you.

See?

That's all I'm saying.

You can forgive him?

Can't we forgive our father?

Just one day?

Just one day.

Just one f*cking normal Christmas,

once in my life!

[sighs]

Hey, Mom.

You said it would be okay

if I spent the night?

Of course, baby.

Are you okay?

Yeah. I'm fine.

Okay.

Good night.

CYRIL:

Hey, Ma, where you at?

Oh, my God! [laughs]

I'm back!

Oh, honey!

Look who I brought.

My two babies! Come down here

and give me some sugar!

Oh! Oh!

Cyril. Hi, honey!

Oh! Look...

[exclaims softly]

I can't believe you're here.

What are you watching?

Your father sent me this video.

It's the first I've seen it.

I just put the DVD in.

Is that you guys?

- Yeah?

- Really?

- ROSIE: Yes. [laughs]

- CYRIL: Ah!

Look at your hair!

You look like you guys actually

liked each other.

Yeah, well, on that day,

we loved one another.

ROSIE:

Oh, my God.

Look how handsome he is.

I have to tell you guys,

you know,

your father wasn't always a prick.

Oh, he was charming.

Oh, my God.

We were something.

I'm glad you guys

are here with me.

Me too, Mom.

Whoa.

What a night.

My girlfriend leaves me

for my sister's boyfriend and...

Dad... [sighs]

I know.

It really hasn't even sunk in yet.

He does not seem that sick.

Gerry, we gotta

make this happen.

We don't have a say in this.

Did you even talk to Mom?

Yeah, yeah,

of course I did.

All right? And I get both

of their point of views

and I'm not taking sides.

Well, man, you gotta

have a horse in this race.

Oh, and you think

it should be Dad's?

- He deserves to be there.

- Does he?

This is a guy who walked out

on his family.

His life had changed.

Overnight, he's practically a millionaire

after he sells the company.

I still don't understand

how that gives you an excuse

to walk out

on your wife and kids.

We were only gonna be

holding him back.

He had a dream.

He had to go for it.

Great. So this "dream"

as you put it, can't involve us?

You know, you say you understand

both points of view. Do you?

He had to make a choice.

Yeah, and he made

the wrong choice. Clearly.

So, he f*cked up.

He knows it.

Give him a break.

Think about how heartbreaking

this must be for him.

Think about how heartbreaking

this must be for Mom.

- Dredging up all these old feelings again.

- [sighs]

I feel guilty

that I even brought it up.

I wish I would've just

nipped it in the bud,

told Dad it's not gonna happen.

No shot.

Gerry, you gotta

talk to her again.

Look, it's not up to me.

This is Mom's call.

I don't understand.

When did this happen?

Tonight at dinner.

She came over with her parents

because our parents

are friends.

You know,

and we got to talking.

Oh, so that's it.

You got to talking and now you're

back together again.

No!

No, it's just what I told you.

It's like this little

family get-together.

But this is bullshit!

I was supposed to come

to dinner with you.

Not really, no.

You kind of invited yourself.

I did not!

Yeah. Yeah, you did.

I just didn't know

how to say no to you.

This is unbelievable.

So I can't come in

for dinner with you.

She has all her nieces

and nephews here.

It's a whole Christmas thing.

Look at me!

Huh.

I'm a f*cking idiot.

Johnny, what are you doing?

Who's this you're talking to?

JOHNNY: Hey...

How you doing, baby?

Oh... Nobody.

It's just, uh... It's just...

A lady I work for.

I'm just a lady he works for.

And I had to bring

his Christmas bonus by,

for being such a good boy,

cutting my grass all year.

No worries, sweetheart.

Seriously?

Teresa. Hold on.

ERIN: We're so lucky

to have him.

He's the man.

You know, I know we said

we'd have a few kids,

but I think I'm good

with this little guy.

Big families are overrated.

Especially yours.

I'm sorry I've been

being such a b*tch lately.

You wanna talk about it?

It's my father.

[sniffles]

He's been sick and he didn't

want me to tell anyone.

Sick? How sick? How?

He's only got a couple of months.

[sniffles]

- Hey... Hey, it's okay.

- I'm so sorry I didn't...

He made me promise

not to tell anyone.

[softly] Oh.

It's okay, it's okay.

Erin, it's okay. Hey.

QUINN: So, we good?

You gonna call Sharon?

GERRY: Yes, I will call

and I will apologize

and tell her I was wrong

and next time I'll learn to keep

my big mouth shut.

Well, you weren't wrong.

The guy is a f*cking creep.

But sometimes, even when you're right,

you gotta apologize.

Ah, this is me.

All right, look. Are you okay

to drive all the way back to the city?

You didn't drink too much?

I'm only going down the block.

Gonna stay at Mom's tonight.

I'm not going back to the city.

You wanna come with me?

No, no, no. I'm going to go

meet this girl for a drink actually.

Ooh! Gonna meet this girl

for a drink?

Congratulations.

Little Yuletide booty call, is it?

Oh, we'll see about that.

[laughs]

Enjoy yourself.

Come on.

- Bye, brother.

- All right.

Good night, man.

- Okay, I'll see you tomorrow.

- All right.

Hey, Santa.

Don't hurt yourself

going down the chimney.

[Car door closes]

[cellphone chiming]

[chiming]

Hello?

Hey, Sharon, it's, uh, Gerry.

Hey.

Yeah, look,

I just wanted to call...

I-I-I know

you're upset with me and...

I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have said that stupid sh*t

about your boyfriend.

So, I was totally out of line.

Yeah, well, with all the crazy sh*t

that's going on with our family right now,

that is small potatoes.

No, no, no.

It's um, I, you know, I-I-I...

I should learn to keep

my big mouth shut.

I mean,

it's none of my business.

All right.

So we're good?

Yeah. Yeah, we're good.

All right then. Then I guess I'll...

I'll see you tomorrow.

Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.

Merry Christmas.

Yeah. Merry Christmas.

- Hey, Gerry?

- Yeah.

I love you.

I love you, too.

[starts engine]

[soft clatter]

[whispering]

Hi. Door's okay?

[whispers]

Go around. It's open.

Okay.

[Door opens]

- Hey.

- [sighs]

- God, am I happy to see you.

- [chuckles]

How'd it go?

It's still a mess, but...

Thanks for doing this.

Thank you for coming.

I'm... I'm sorry for everything

I've put you through this past year.

I promise, never again.

All right.

- I'll be right back.

- Good luck in there.

Thank you. [giggles]

[trunk release beeping]

ROSIE: Gonna get a new boyfriend?

Mom, Mom,

take our picture.

Oh, my God,

what is going on here?

You gotta go get your pj's on.

We're taking photos.

It's gonna have to wait.

I got Aaron and Corey waiting in the car.

I just came to drop off

the presents.

We're gonna drive out

to Connecticut for a few hours,

and spend some time with his dad

and the new goy wife.

- [All laughing]

- Good luck.

- Yeah.

- Oh, look at this!

- Erin.

- Hi, Gerry!

I got the bagels.

Bagels!

I got the bagels.

Kris Kringle, I heard you crawled in

last night at 6 A.M.

You wanna share some details,

Romeo?

Uh... No.

I didn't know

you were seeing someone.

Well, yeah. I kinda...

I met somebody.

What's her name?

We're gonna meet her today?

You will probably meet this woman.

No, she's not coming by today.

Well!

Merry Christmas, everybody.

I will see you later.

Well, look, look, Erin.

Before you go,

Mom has a little something

she wants to talk to all of us about.

Uh, yeah.

Oh... Okay. Um...

I... I just...

just wanted everybody to know that

if your father

survives this cancer,

he will not be invited back

next year.

Invited back?

What are you talking about?

I talked to him this morning.

He's--He's coming out

on the 11 :00 train

and joining us for Mass,

and if he behaves himself,

he can stay for dinner.

Thank you, Mom.

Oh, that's so good you're doing.

ROSIE: Well, look,

it's a couple of hours, right?

I mean, how bad can it be?

QUINN: You two okay with this?

Yeah, we talked about it.

We told Mom this morning

that we thought it'd be okay.

Yeah, well,

Corey's waiting for you

and I'm going to get

the old man at the train now.

- Bye.

- CONNIE: Thank you, Gerr.

All right, guys-

This is a big day.

I'm gonna go get dressed.

And I recommend

you do the same.

Get out of your

Tiny Tim costume.

[all laughing]

Look at this, look at this.

Oh, look at these buttons.

ROSIE: it won't button.

Wait. No, no, no.

You can't have two bagels.

- You want a bagel, Mommy?

- Yeah. I think...

But somebody else

better cut it.

My hands are

shaking too bad for it.

You want some more, Ma?

Hey, Pops.

Hey, Gerr.

Hey, how are you?

Merry Christmas.

- Let me take that from you.

- Yeah. Yeah.

[Exhales]

- You ready to do this?

- Yeah.

QUINN: Oh! There he is.

[Door opens]

CYRIL:

Merry Christmas, Dad.

Merry Christmas, Son.

Hello, Rosie.

Let me look at you,

you stupid son of a b*tch.

[Chuckles]

Are you truly sorry

for all you've done?

Yes, I am.

I still don't believe you.

But you are

officially welcome

back into this family.

[softly] Thanks, hon.

All right.

[clears throat]

Let's all go to Mass

and pray for your father.

[all chuckling]

[Overlapping conversations]

[No audible dialogue]

O come, O come, Emmanuel

And ransom c*ptive Israel

That mourns

in lonely exile here

Until the Son of God appear

Rejoice! Rejoice!

He comes to thee, O Israel

O come, O come

thou Dayspring from on high

[mouthing]

And cheer us

by thy drawing nigh

Disperse the gloomy

clouds of night

And death's dark shadow

put to flight

Rejoice! Rejoice!

Emmanuel

Shall come to thee, O Israel

Rejoice!

[new carol begins]

Joy to the world

The Lord has come

Let Earth receive her King

Let every heart

Prepare Him room

And Heaven and nature sing

And Heaven,

and Heaven and nature sing

Joy to the Earth

The Savior reigns

Let men their songs employ

While fields and floods

Rocks, hills and plains

Repeat the sounding joy

Repeat the sounding joy

Repeat, repeat the sounding joy

He rules the world

With truth and grace

And makes the nations prove

The glory of His love

The wonders of His righteousness

Let Heaven and nature sing

Let Heaven and nature sing

[vocalizing]