02x27 - Khnum's Oingo and Thoth's Boingo / Khnum's Zenyatta and Thoth's Mondatta

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Ah, new pages...

they came.

The brothers Zenyatta and Mondatta
took a bus four hours later...

So they managed to avoid getting
into an accident. Yippee!

What adventures await them now?

Once in Aswan,
they made their discovery:

"Oh! There they are!"

"The five bad guys!",
cried the brothers.

But the brothers wondered,
"What are they talking about?"

The bad guys seemed so worried...

It's them.

Little did they know. They had
drunk tea laced with poison. Gulp!

Zenyatta...

So all I have to do is poison them.

Mondatta, you and I
are invincible together.

With your clairvoyant comic Stand...

and my face Stand...

my transformative ability...

They're as good as dead!

Our cards are Thoth,
God of Writing,

and Khnum, God of Creation!

We're the Zenyatta
Mondatta brothers!

EPISODE
KHNUM'S ZENYATTA AND THOTH'S MONDATTA

In this café,

at that table... This is where
they'll drink their poison tea.

My Stand, Thoth,
the God of Writing, never lies.

So, how are they?

Luckily, Avdol's major arteries
weren't damaged,

so he'll probably be
released tomorrow.

But Kakyoin's injuries are serious.

He could go blind.

I'm worried about him.

I hate to say it, but we might have
to leave him behind.

Hey, look at all these cafés.

We could all use a break.
Let's get a drink.

Sounds good. Which one?

My cigarette says that one.

Welcome.

What would you like?

Let's see... How bout some tea.

Same.

Yes, sir.
Three teas, coming right up.

No, scratch that.

-Huh?
-Listen. We're in enemy territory.

This is Dio's dominion.

Who knows when
our enemies will attack.

We have to be more cautious.
Someone could easily poison us.

From now on, we drink only
from bottles and cans.

What? Are you serious?

I am serious.

Hey, forget the tea.
We'll take coke instead.

Coke?

Yeah. Something wrong?

No. Okay. Coke, right?

Okay, three bottles of coke then.

Oh, and we'll open them ourselves.

Give me the third, fourth,
and fifth ones from the right.

Now they want Coke?

How am I supposed to put poison
in an unopened coke...

Was the prediction wrong?

No, my brother's comic
is always right.

I have to believe!
I have to believe Mondatta!

If I can't stand behind
his predictions,

we won't have a chance!

Brother, my predictions
are foolproof!

Hey, you! This Coke's warm!

Is this your idea of a cold drink?
I'm not paying for this, idiot!

Hey, the Coke's not cold?

The fridge is down so...

You're being paranoid.

Even if that guy was our enemy,

and even if he was trying
to poison us...

how would he have known
we'd come to this cafe?

This city has tons of cafés,
and I chose this one on a whim.

I could understand
if this was the only café,

but there are tons of them.

My point is
we can't be too careful.

If you're that worried,
let's go somewhere else then.

Let's go to the one
across the street.

All right.

-Fire!
-Huh?

My café is on fire!

Some fool left a burning cigarette
in the road.

It ignited the trash!

Hey, sir.
We'll take three teas after all.

We won...

But...

What kind of jerk would toss
a lit cigarette near the trash...

They're drinking it!

Drink it all...

-They drank it!
-They drank it!

A dog took my cake!

Who the hell brought
a dog in here?

-Iggy...
-Iggy...

Whose dog is this?

Hey! Get that dog outta here!

Damn it, Iggy!

Get back here, you!

Damn it! They were just about
to swallow the poison!

Shit! What's supposed to
happen next?

It hasn't come yet...

But the comic wasn't wrong.

Thoth sees the near future.

Next time we'll get them...

We'll k*ll them with
the next premonition!

That's right. We're...

the Zenyatta Mondatta brothers!

"That darn dog! We failed!"

"We were so close!",
fumed the brothers.

Zenyatta and Mondatta
were very mad.

But they didn't give up.

Zenyatta and Mondatta followed
the three guys and their dog.

While following them,

they met a man who had a face
that really made them angry.

It was exactly the kind of face
the brothers hated.

Something must have
happened to me in a past life

to hate guys like this...

It really pisses me off.
He deserves a knuckle sandwich!

He was a perfectly nice man,
but Zenyatta punched him anyway!

The man with the bad face ran away...

and left a wallet full of money.

"Yay! We're rich!

We're so lucky! Whoopee!"
cried Mondatta.

What a fool.

We're rich!

Ah! Brother, another page.

The brothers continued
their pursuit.

The bad guys got in their car
and headed to the hospital

to see their friends
Avdol and Kakyoin.

Zenyatta made a b*mb
out of an orange

and planted it in the car.

Jotaro was blown to bits!

His head was split in two,
and blood splattered everywhere!

Look how clear
the comic came in...

Yes!

KHNUM
ZENYATTA

My Stand, Thoth,
can see only the near future.

But once the prediction's printed,
it can't be changed! Ever!

Jotaro will blow up!

The b*mb will detonate
three seconds

after he sticks his finger in
to peel it.

It's destiny!

There's no way out!

-Who's there?
-Wha--

Who's in our car?

It's not Jotaro?

No. Jotaro said he was going
straight to the hospital.

-Be careful!
-Crap...

Don't let him get away!

Crap! It's Joestar and Polnareff!

Hey, stop hiding in there!

Who are you? Come out.

I said come out, damn it!

Hurry it up!

Hey, what's the matter guys?

It's me, can't you tell?

Oh, it's you, Jotaro.

My Stand, Khnum,
is a transforming Stand.

I can alter my height, weight,
and scent to whatever I want.

I used my hair
to recreate this hat!

But what happened?

You said you were going
straight to the hospital.

Huh? Um, uh... Right, the hospital.

I forgot something, so I came back.

My wallet.
I left my wallet in the car.

Good grief.

Jotaro, what happened to
your school uniform?

School uniform?

What? School uniform?

That's really not
a good look on you.

Oh, my outfit.
I mean my school uniform...

It's at the dry cleaners!

I took it to the cleaners,
and didn't have any money.

That'll convince them. Yeah!

Huh. I see...

Then get in the car. Let's go.

Huh?

Huh? The car?

It can't be...

It can't be!

If I get into the car
with this face,

that means the real Jotaro
won't get blown up! It'll be Me!

Impossible!

Nah, actually,
I think I'm going to walk...

There isn't time, Jotaro!

It'll be faster
if you just get in the car.

Zenyatta!

Crap...

I've got to undo
my Jotaro disguise,

or I'll be the one
who gets blown up!

That's it! I just need to
throw it away!

I'll get rid of this one

and put it back in the car later,

so it can blow up the real Jotaro!

I did it!

There! Now I'm safe!

Hey, it's Iggy!
He's chasing our car.

He's got an orange in his mouth!
Did you steal that, Iggy?

That'll make a nice gift
for Kakyoin and Avdol.

Wha-- Yow!

-"Yow"?
-"Yow"?

I never thought I'd hear you say
something like that.

You're acting strange.

No... Yow. You know, yow.

I was saying there was
a cyow over there...

Jotaro... You are acting
peculiar today.

Where's your usual cool self?

You're not actually...

a fake, are you?

Good grief. What the hell are you
talking about, Polnareff?

Are we at the hospital yet?

Hey, Jotaro.
Show me that trick again.

That... trick?

What is he talking about?

The one you taught me.

You know, this!

Hey, you've gotten better.

Oh, that! You mean that trick.

Thank goodness!

I know how to do that!
It's risky, but I can pull it off!

Sure! It's easy.

All right! Do the one
with five cigarettes!

Five?

Come on! Hurry up.
I wanna see it again.

Crap! Damn that Jotaro
and his stupid party tricks!

If I don't do it...

they'll really think
something is up.

They're already suspicious of me.

And Polnareff is about to
set off the b*mb!

Fine! Dammit!

I'll do it!

Fine. I'll do five.

Come on, now do it!

I'm gonna do it!
Fine, I'll do it, dammit!

Here I go! This is nothing!

Ow, hot!

Hot...

I did it! Hot damn, I did it!

There! Did you see that? I did it!

A man can do anything when
his life is on the line!

Here.

Last time you drank juice without
putting the cigarettes out.

Come on.

Aw, you blew it!

Jotaro, are you all right?
Oh my God!

Brother! Mondatta!

Make that prediction
go away right now!

Tear up that page!

Zenyatta! The prediction
can't be changed!

Hurry up and go back
to your regular self!

Undo the disguise and
the real Jotaro will blow up!

You can do it!

Jotaro, you're acting
really weird today.

I just... feel a bit
under the weather...

Crap!

I know their type.
They're going to interrogate me

and realize I'm an imposter!

If they figure me out,
they'll k*ll me.

And if I don't undo my disguise,

I'll blow up just like
the prophecy said!

That's it! I'll just pretend I'm sick.

I'll make them let me out of
the car to relieve myself!

Jotaro, the way you're
clasping your hands...

You've got your left thumb on top!

Dammit!

Does Jotaro always clasp his hands
with his right thumb on top?

What kind of person notices that?

What am I going to do?

That just proves you were a woman
in your past life!

Since I put my right thumb on top,

I was a man in my past life!

Wow, really? I always put
my left thumb on top.

Sorry, Mr. Joestar.

Then that proves you too
were once a woman.

What do you mean, "proves"?

What do thumbs have to do with it?

That's so stupid!

Now I really feel sick...

They're driving me nuts!

All right. I'll tell them
I've got a stomach ache...

Jotaro, let's see who can eat
an orange the fastest!

What?

Hey...

No! Don't, idiot!

Whoa! What are you doing, Jotaro?

What's the matter, Jotaro?

Oh, it's nothing.

You really are acting weird.

Not that orange. Not that one.

Huh? Why?

Well, you know... Iggy found it.

He could've found it in the gutter.

Eat this one instead.

It's not dirty or bruised.
It's fine.

Fine, I'll eat this one.
You can use one of those.

-It hurts!
-Huh?

-Hey.
-My stomach hurts!

I have to go to the bathroom!
My stomach hurts!

Stop! Hurry!

Oh, your stomach hurts?

I can't hold it anymore!
Let me out!

I'll go behind that rock!

But the hospital's right there...

Just go ahead without me.

I mean it,
I'll just catch up later!

Not so fast, Jotaro!

Here, toilet paper.

I...

I did it! I made it!

I got out of that car! I'm safe!

I'll go behind that rock and
undo my disguise!

Who knows where
Iggy picked up this orange.

Maybe it was lying in the gutter.

Do you want it?

No. Toss it.

Yes! Now I can use Khnum's powers
to change back to normal.

And then we win!

The Zenyatta Mondatta brothers win!

We win!

Ah?

Oh, no!

Huh? What was that?

Who cares? Probably construction
or something.

Zenyatta...

Speak to me!

We lost, Mondatta.

No...

No! My Stand, Thoth,
hasn't lost yet.

I'll k*ll them myself!

Mondatta...

Don't, Mondatta.

They're no ordinary guys.
It's impossible.

I'm gonna do it!
I've made up my mind!

I'll do it on my own!

I can do it!

You were always so shy...
You've grown up, Mondatta.

I'll k*ll them all!

What does the book of Thoth
say next?

That's them...

They're the ones who punched me
and stole my wallet!

All right, guys!
Beat them to a bloody pulp,

and I'll make sure
you're richly rewarded!

It's that guy!

Brother! I'm really scared!

Despite his burst of bravery,

Mondatta would have to wait
to avenge his brother.

But don't give up, Mondatta!

Life has its ups and downs.

Huh?

Well, if it isn't Jotaro.

Hey. Took you long enough.

We took too long?

How'd you poop behind
that rock so fast?

I can't believe
you got here before us...

You even went to the dry cleaners?

What the hell are you two...

Hey, an ambulance.

Looks like someone's hurt.

That's too bad...

Oranges, huh?
I was just getting thirsty.

I'll take one.

Oh?

That man's clothes...

Do you know him?

No, of course not.

Come on. Let's go find out how
Avdol and Kakyoin are doing.

And so the brothers
eventually gave up.

The battle was over,

and Jotaro and the others
were none the wiser.

Ba-dum-tss.

Hey, look!
It's a sword.

He's holding a sword.

It won't come out...
It won't even budge.

I want to cut you down now, too.

Use me, and k*ll them.

Come at me with your Anubis Stand.