Dj: This is Morioh City Radio,and our next segment is
Dj: "Help Me, Midnight Discussions!"
Dj: Our first letter is from "Forever , Pretty Baby."
Dj: "Listen to this, Kai.
Dj: I was late meeting someone because of that thing again.
Dj: Yeah, the one by the station!
Dj: The railroad crossing that never lets you through.
Dj: Ugh, it just goes ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding... It just needs to shut up!"
Dj: Now, calm down, Pretty Baby.
Guy: Oh...
Title: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Title: Diamond is Unbreakable
Guy: See ya.
Josu: Seriously?
Title: Episode Toshikazu Hazamada (Show Off)
Josu: There are Stand users besides us at this school?
Tama: Yeah. He's Toshikazu Hazamada,a student in class -C.
Tama: This Hazamada guy apparently got into
main: ,an argument over something silly with a friend right around the start of spring.
Tama: One of them had insulted the other's favorite idol or anime or something.
Tama: That night, surprisingly, the friend he got into the argument with
Tama: gouged out his own left eye with a mechanical pencil.
Tama: Isn't that insane?
Tama: Apparently Hazamada's friend said this at the hospital:
Tama: "Next thing I knew, I was staring at my left eye, which I'd gouged out, with my right eye."
Josu: So you're saying that this guy gouged out
main: ,his left eye using some kind of a Stand?
Tama: Could be, but maybe not.
Tama: Normal people can't see Stands.
Josu: Something about this is really fishy.
Tama: What'd you say?!
main: ,Josuke, you've got no right to criticize me.
Tama: I've got a real job now, y'know!
Koi: Huh? You've got a job?
Tama: Yes, Master Koichi! I found myself a little job that involves financing.
Koi: Financing?
Koi: You don't mean you became a loan shark, do you?
Tama: Well... It's a very reputable establishment, though!
Josu: Still, though, we can't just ignore this.
Koi: Wait up, Josuke!
Tama: M-Master Koichi!
main: ,Are you going, too?
Tama: Just leave it to that idiot Josuke.
Koi: There's something scary going on in my town.
Koi: If Morioh City is in danger, that means my parents, my sister,
main: ,and everyone else important to me will have to face that danger.
Koi: So even if it's scary, I gotta do something!
Tama: Wh...
Tama: What a tough thing to say.
Tama: Nothing less from the man I've chosen to admire!
Tama: But...
Tama: I'll be heading home now!
Tama: Be safe, Master Koichi!
Guy: Yeah, totally.
Koi: Looks like he's not in the classroom.
Josu: But if that Hazamada guy really did gouge out his friend's eye
Josu: and can still blend into normal school life...
Josu: He must be one creepy guy.
Hazamada_,Sign: Hazamada
Koi: H-Hey, Josuke!
Josu: I'm gonna check out his locker. Watch my back, Koichi.
Koi: Tell me first before you break it!
Josu: For starters... His bag is still here.
Josu: So he's still at school. Be careful.
Koi: R-Right.
Josu: So he's in the tennis club and likes manga.
Josu: Still, this guy's got way too much stuff.
Josu: I don't think the bow and arrow would be in here, but...
Josu: What's this wooden thing?
Josu: A Sta—
Josu: N-No... This is a physical object.
Josu: Is this one of those dolls they sell at art stores for sketching?
Josu: It scared me...
Koi: Huh?!
Koi: What? Why?!
Josu: It turned into me when I touched it.
Josu: But now we know for sure...
Josu: Hazamada is a Stand user!
Josu: This is just great. You've got some nerve, turning into me!
Fake: You've heard of Perman, right?
Koi: I-It talked! It sounds and talks just like him!
Fake: You know the copy robot from Perman?
Fake: Isn't that thing convenient?
Fake: Don't you think it'd be great to have one around?
Josu: Hey, Koichi. What is he talking about?
main: ,What is Perman?
Fake: You haven't heard of Perman?!I can't believe it.
main: ,And you call yourself Japanese?
Josu: Shut up! I'm the one asking the questions here!
Josu: M-My arm!
Koi: Josuke!
fake: But mine is a copy doll that replicatespeople I don't want around.
Fake: Once it copies you, you'llmimic all of its movements.
Fake: Which means it's not a puppet,
Fake: but a puppet master!
Josu: K-Koichi! Move!
Glob,Sfx: Crunch
Josu: Koichi!
Fake: And one rag's been hung out to dry.
Fake: Oh, but I'm not the one who did it. The one who did it was you, his friend.
Josu: Stuff like this
Josu: pisses me off more than anything.
Josu: When you don't do anything yourself,
Josu: but use others to do things for you.
Josu: That makes me want to kick your ass like nothing else!
Fake: That's just great. Tee-hee!
Fake: Looks like you're out of range.
main: ,If you can't move from that spot,your Stand can't get any closer, either.
Fake: Which means if I maintain this distance,
Fake: Josuke, you stand no chance against me!
fake: This Stand's name is Show Off.
fake: By possessing a doll,it has gained a physical form...
Fake: Which means even normal people can see it.
Josu: Hazamada! You!
Fake: My goal is to beat theout of Jotaro Kujo
Fake: and run him out of this city.
Fake: He's got some nerve!
main: ,An outsider, coming here and trying to dig up dirt on us...
Fake: But I heard that his Star Platinumcan stop time for a second or two.
Fake: There's no one in our group that stands a chance against him.
Fake: That is, no one besides my Show Off,now that it's copied you, Josuke!
Fake: I'll have to knock you out now.
Fake: The genuine article would just be in the way.
Gion,Sfx: Squish!
Fake: Crushed, huh? That's a satisfying sound.
Haza: As long as you didn't cut the nerve,you'll be able to see again...
Haza: If you're lucky.
Fake: Looks like he's gonna be out for a while.
main: ,That was super easy.
Haza: Hey! Pick up my bag.
Haza: We're gonna go straight after Jotaro.
Fake: Easy enough.
Fake: I'm pretty sure the hotel that Jotaro's staying at is...
Gion - Copy (),Sfx: Squish!
Gion - Copy () - Copy,Sfx: Squish!
Fake: Uh...
Haza: The Morioh Grand Hotel.
Fake: Yeah, that's the one.
Josu: K-Koichi!
Josu: Koichi!
Koi: J-Josuke, are you okay?
Josu: Th-Thanks... But man,you've really got some guts.
Josu: Even though you're hurt, you managed to use your Stand to trick him.
Koi: What are you talking about?
Koi: That's only because,
Koi: as soon as I got hit, you fixed my broken bones with Shining Diamond.
Koi: And, uh...
Koi: I'd appreciate it if you could fix the injuries I got from breaking down
main: ,the door and window right after that, too.
Josu: R-Right!
Lady: Hello, this is the Morioh Grand Hotel.
Josu: Oh, uh, could you put me through to Jotaro Kujo in Room ?
Lady: Certainly.
Koi: Ugh! We have to hurry up and tell Jotaro about that Stand!
Lady: Thank you for waiting.
Lady: The line for Room is currently in use.
Lady: Please wait until the current call is completed.
Josu: The line's in use?
Koi: What?!
Josu: Of course! It must've been the copy!
Josu: It called him before I did!
Jojo: Are you certain, Josuke?
main: ,There's another Stand user at your school?
Fake: Yup! I'll tell you the details at Morioh Station.
Fake: Please come to the station plaza.
Fake: You should be able to get there in fifteen minutes.
Jojo: All right. In front of the station in fifteen minutes.
Fake: Too easy.
Josu: I-It's no use! He's not answering.
Koi: He must have left the room.
main: ,They must have lured him out to meet them somewhere!
Josu: ! We're just gonna have to go after the copy!
Koi: I really couldn't tell the difference between you and the copy.
Josu: Yeah. What really creeped me out
Josu: wasn't when I saw its face.It was the fingers.
Josu: You see your fingers more often every day than your face, right?
Josu: I could tell that it had copied me right down to my fingerprints.
Tama: Oh!
Tama: Josuke, you're early.
Tama: Where's Master Koichi?
Tama: H-Hazamada?!
Tama: What are you doing here?
Haza: Tamami Kobayashi?
Fake: You don't know why we're together?
Tama: N-No, I don't...
Fake: No idea at all?
Tama: No idea! Why?!
Fake: Then...
Fake: Good!
Jojo: Hurry, please.
Josu: We've got to hurry and catch up with Hazamada,
main: ,or Jotaro's gonna be in trouble!
Signtop: Sh
Signtop: Show
Signtop: Show O
Signtop: Show Off
Signbot: Toshi
Signbot: Toshikazu
Signbot: Toshikazu Haza
Signbot: Toshikazu Hazamada
_Minutes_Left_U,Sign:
_Minutes_Left_U,Sign: Mi
_Minutes_Left_U,Sign: Minu
_Minutes_Left_U,Sign: Minutes
_Minutes_Left_U,Sign: Minutes Le
_Minutes_Left_U,Sign: Minutes Left
_Minutes_Left_U,Sign: Minutes Left Un
_Minutes_Left_U,Sign: Minutes Left Until
_Minutes_Left_U,Sign: Minutes Left Until the
_Minutes_Left_U,Sign: Minutes Left Until the Me
_Minutes_Left_U,Sign: Minutes Left Until the Meet
_Minutes_Left_U,Sign: Minutes Left Until the Meeting
Koi: There'll be trouble if Jotaro meets the copy!
top: ,It'll definitely be bad!
Josu: Yeah.
Josu: I don't know what we should do,but we need to catch up!
Girl: Bye-bye, Josuke!
Girl: See you tomorrow!
Girl: Bye!
Girl: Josuke!
Girl: Bye, Josuke!
Haza: Why are you theonly one they say goodbye to?
Haza: I've never had anyone say that to me.
Haza: All the girls in this school are ugly, anyhow.
Girl: Josuke...
Girl: Hey, read this.
Girl: B-Bye.
Haza: Why did you accept that?Rip this stupid thing up!
Haza: it... What is the difference between you and me?
Fake: Why does that even matter?
Haza: Wha...
Fake: You don't have any time to waste, do you?
Haza: Who do you think you're talking to?!
Haza: Ow!
Fake: You scraped your hand? That was foolish.
Fake: I'm made of wood, remember?
Haza: Shut up! Get away from me!
Haza: it, I'm getting annoyed.
Haza: It's my own Stand, but this happens every time.
Haza: The other day, I had it copy my crush, Junko,
Haza: but I got annoyed because it kept doing things to piss me off,
Haza: so I never even got anywhere.
Haza: Doesn't anyone in this world havea decent personality? !
Haza: That stupid Josuke!
Haza: I'll hurry up and take care of Jotaro first,
Haza: then I'll crush him to bits!
Haza: I can't wait!
Bike: My bike!
Bike: It's dirty.
Bike: it, that foolishass! I'll k*ll him!
Bike: Hey, it's not like he meant it. And he'll hear you.
Bike: Like I care! That's exactly why I said it.
Bike: Wobbling around like that...
Bike: Man, he looks like a dying cricket.
Bike: That's a good metaphor! I like it!
Bike: Yeah? It was a good description, huh?
Bike: Huh? What?
Haza: Hold him, Show Off.
Haza: I'll carve him up myself.
Bike: Wh-What are you doing?
Hza: You don't have to worry about that.
Haza: I'm just going to make sure
main: ,that you'll never be able to open your mouth again.
Bike: S-Stop!
Haza: A shard of glass?
Haza: J-Josuke Higashikata?!
Haza: Why... And the shrimp, too?
main: ,Hazamada!
Josu: We finally caught up with you, assh*le!
Haza: But did you already forget?
Haza: When you come face to face with Show Off, you become a puppet, Josuke!
Haza: Control him, Show Off!
Koi: Don't be so sure about that.
Haza: Wha... That shape...
Josu: I didn't throw that shard to hit you.
Josu: I threw it so I could put it back in its original form!
Smack,Sfx: Swoosh
Fake: M-My right hand!
Fake: It turned back into wood!
Fake: This isn't good, Hazamada!
Haza: Calm down!
main: ,Just pretend you have your hand in your pocket!
Haza: No one will notice!
Haza: The real problem is
Haza: that Jotaro should arrive at the station soon!
Haza: I'm shocked that Josuke was safe,
Haza: but let's give up on beating him right now!
Fake: H-Hazamada! Wait for me!
Josu: I see...
main: ,So they're meeting him in front of the station.
Koi: J-Josuke, we have no time to waste!
Koi: The way they went is the fastest way to get to the station!
Josu: And that's why I've got you, Koichi.
Jojo: Looks like Josuke's not here yet.
Haza: Can you see Josuke anywhere?
Fake: Nope.
Fake: If I see any sign of him, I'll just take control of him.
Fake: Don't worry!
Crash,Sfx: Ding Ding Ding Ding
Fake: Hazamada! A train's coming through.
haza: The railroad crossing that never lets you through!
haza: We'll have to wait a minute or two...
haza: All right. We'll go through the station building.
Emergency_Stop__,Sign top: EmergencyStopButton
No_Crossing,Sign bot: No Crossing
Haza: Even if he catches up with us, the train will stall Josuke!
Fake: Just one more minute!
main: ,I'll head over to the meeting spot first!
Haza: I won!
Haza: Huh?
Haza: That's Josuke!
Haza: Wh-What happened to the train?!
Haza: Why's the crossing open?!
Fake: Hazamada, look!
Haza: Wh-What is that Stand?!
Crash,Sfx: Ding Ding Ding Ding
Josu: That was great! You see? That's why I said I've got you.
Oi: Ah! There he is!
Josu: J-Jotaro! It's me, Josuke!
Jojo: Hey.
Koi: We made it in time!
Koi: We got Hazamada good, didn't we, Josuke?
Jojo: Did something happen?
Jojo: A copy?
Jojo: A Stand that copied you down to your fingerprints?
Josu: That's right!
main: ,There would have been trouble if he'd gotten here before me.
Koi: But now we can relax.
Josu: That copy villain is missing his right hand, so it'll be easy.
Josu: I blew off his right hand.
Josu: Use that to tell us apart.
Jojo: All right.
Koi: They should get here at any moment.
Josu: Huh? Why do I have this thing?
Josu: Why did I get a pen out of Jotaro's pocket?
Josu: I-I can't move!
internal/narrator: ,My arm just stopped moving on its own.
Josu: O-On the other side of the glass...
internal/narrator: ,Th-That's...
Haza: Josuke Higashikata...
Haza: You're gonna s*ab Jotaro in the head with that pen and k*ll him instantly.
Haza: After all, if his death isn't instant,your Shining Diamond will just fix him.
Haza: Josuke! This is your fault for getting outta line!
Haza: I was just gonna halfway k*ll Jotaro to chase him out of town.
Haza: But now you're the one who'll k*ll Jotaro!
Haza: It'll be all your fault!
Haza: Now! Let him have it, Show Off!
Josu: J-Jotaro...
Bike: You!
Jojo: Something wrong, Josuke?
Josu: Huh? No...
Josu: Looks like those guys finally found Hazamada.
Bike: You little !
Bike: You were just across the pedestrian bridge at the station, just like that Josuke said.
Bike: He's a great guy.
Bike: He treated our wounds, and I'm not even sure how, but they're all better!
Bike: I'll make sure I pay you back in full for earlier.
Bike: Let's take a little trip behind the restroom.
Josu: That Stand is pretty terrifying if it catches you.
Josu: Well, I guess I'll break this doll now.
Josu: It'll make me feel better.
Nar: Meanwhile, unknown to anyone else,
Nar: Tamami was admitted to the hospital.
Chili: What a fool!
Chili: Well, you have my condolences.
03x07 - Toshikazu Hazamada (Surface) / Toshikazu Hazamada (Show Off)
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