03x26 - Janken Boy Is Coming!

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Dad: The old woman in Egypt, Enyaba, told me

Dad: to sh**t the arrow at those it desires.

Dad: They will become allies.

Dad: Those shot with the arrow

Dad: will be able to bring out just one special power hidden in their heats.

Dad: I believe she called them Stands.

Dad: Jotaro Kujo and the others...

Dad: If there are others in Morioh who are after my Yoshikage,

Dad: then I need to make more Stand users, more allies.

Dad: Now, arrow! Who do you want?

Dad: Choose! Choose them!

Pull,Sfx: Pull

Dad: A telephone pole?

Dad: How is the telephone pole relev—

Dad: Could it be... you want that child?

Dad: Are you saying that child will be my ally?

Dad: V-Very well.

Dad: I just have to sh**t that child, right?

JoJo-MainTitle,: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

JoJo-MainTitle ,: Diamond is Unbreakable

JoJo-MainTitle ,Sign: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

JoJo-MainTitle ,Sign: Diamond is Unbreakable

JoJo-EpTitle,Sign: Episode Janken Boy Is Coming!

Joseph: Well, if it isn't the manga artist, Rohan Kishibe.

Roha: Good morning, Mr. Joestar.

Jose: What are you sh**ting here?

Roha: I was sneaking some photos of businessmen heading to work.

Roha: If Yoshikage Kira switched places with someone at Salon Cinderella,

Roha: he should be going to work every day, just like that person did.

Jose: Going to work...

Oha: Knowing he's a man between the ages of and

Roha: who's around centimeters tall and an office worker

narrows it down quite a bit.

Jose: I see...

Jose: But you can't be sure that he uses the station.

Jose: He might drive to work in a car.

Roha: That is possible.

Roha: But he only changed his face.

I don't think it's possible to change completely into someone else.

Roha: I'm pretty sure that the family of one of these men is already

starting to think he's acting bizarre.

Roha: What worries me is that, if the family finds Kira out,

there's a possibility Kira will get rid of that family.

Roha: I'm not trying to preach justice or anything,

but I just want to find Kira before that happens.

Ken: Hey!

Ken: Mister, would you play janken with me?

Ken: Janken...

Ken: Hey, come on. It wouldn't hurt to play, would it?

Roha: What's with this kid?

Ken: Janken...

Roha: There's always at least one weirdo at any station.

Roha: Anyway, if you find any clues, please let me know, Mr. Joestar.

Jose: And you make sure you don't meddle in anything dangerous alone.

Ken: Hey, Mister. You're the manga artist guy, right?

Ken: Didn't your series take a break not long ago?

Ken: I read Shonen Jump weekly.

Ken: So come on. It wouldn't hurt to play janken with me.

Rohan: What's with you? Beat it!

Ken: I wanna play janken. Come on, please?

Roha: What's with this kid? He has a hole in his cheek!

Roha: I-It's deep.

JoJo-overlap,Ken: Hey, come on! Hey, hey!

Does it go all the way into his mouth?

Ken: No hard feelings if you lose.

Ken: If we tie, we play again. If you sh**t too late, you lose.

Ken: Got it? Ready, and...

Ken: Janken...

Roha: This brat is being oddly persistent.

Roha: Is he a Stand user?

Ken: Ready, and... Janken...

Roha: Heaven's Door!

Roha: Hmph.

Roha: Let's see...

Roha: His name is Ken Oyanagi, and he's eleven.

Roha: There's nothing about a Stand written here...

Roha: And it says the hole in his cheek was from falling off a telephone pole.

Sign: Loves "janken." Really wants to play "janken." Plays "scissors" first.

Roha: It looks like this kid really wants to play janken.

Roha: It's stupid, but...

Taxi: Hey, guys. Are you getting in or not?

Roha: Would you mind waiting about seconds?

Ken: Here we go.

Roha: Yeah, all right. You just want me to play, right?

Ken: Janken... hoi!

Roha: Well, see ya.

Ken: I... I lost...

Roha: I guess that's enough work for today.

Oku: Yo, Rohan-sensei.

Josu: Are you done with work already?

Why don't you sit down and chat for a bit?

Roha: It's Josuke, the idiot Okuyasu...

And the moody Yukako.

Roha: All people with whom I have nothing to talk about.

Roha: Sorry, but I'm still working. Some other time.

Josu: I see...

Roha: Hey, what are you doing? That's my seat.

Ken: You haven't sat down yet, have you?

Ken: This seat was empty, so I sat down.

Ken: Whoops.

Roha: What's with you? Why do you keep bugging me?

Ken: Let's use janken to decide who gets the seat. Okay?

Roha: Again?!

Ken: No! I sat here first!

Ken: This seat belongs to me!

JoJo-overlap,Guy: Sir...

Roha: Hang on...

Oku: Rohan-sensei, just let him have it.

He's just a kid.

Josu: Don't make him cry. That's pretty immature of you.

Yuka: Why don't you sit next to him?

Roha: Shut up! All of you, shut you mouths!

Roha: Fine! I'll play janken!

Roha: Janken's what you want, right?

Ken: That's the spirit! H-Here we go!

Ken: Janken... hoi!

Roha: Oh? Y-Yes, I won!

Roha: Take that!

I've never been so happy to win at janken in my life.

Both: So immature...

Roha: No, winning against a brat is the best feeling there is.

Ken: D-!

Roha: I can use this as reference material.

Who knew a book on such a minor subject was being sold in Morioh?

Roha: , yen, huh...

Roha: Do I have that much on me?

Ken: Excuse me, can I get this book?

Roha: Why, you little...

Ken: Wanna decide with janken?

Roha: Fine!

Ken: Here we go! Janken...

Rohan: Rock!

Roha: Stop messing around!

Ken: I won. See?

Ken: I finally won!

Ken: One win, two losses!

Roha: What is this?!

Roha: Wh—

Roha: What?!

Roha: I-Impossible! Th-The hole...

Roha: Could he be a Stand user?!

Roha: What?!

Ken: S-So cool!

Ken: I didn't know something so cool would come out!

Ken: Beautiful and magnificent energy is flowing into me!

Ken: I'm feeling better!

Roha: H-Heaven's Door!

Roha: Make this kid into a book!

Open,Sfx: Open

Sign: Cannot attack Rohan Kishibe.

Roha: This kid...

Roha: seemed to be bringing out his own Stand for the first time.

Roha: Could he be on his way to becoming a Stand user?

Roha: Hmph. "I want to beat the crap out of Rohan with janken," huh?

Roha: "Janken is not about probability.

Roha: It's all mental, dependent on how much you want to win.

Roha: Beating Rohan at janken means you've beaten him mentally.

Roha: Rohan Kishibe is only years old, and he's already facing the world alone.

Roha: Not to mention, he's awed many people with his works.

Roha: If I beat the crap out of someone so widely admired, it means I'd surpass them.

Roha: I want to grow up to be someone people admire, just like Rohan."

Roha: So this kid really is on his way to becoming a Stand user!

Roha: He must have only just been hit by the arrow.

Roha: "Ability... When I beat my opponent in janken, their energy becomes mine.

Roha: However, we have to play five times.

Roha: If I don't win three times, I can't take all of it."

Play five times?

Sign: Cannot attack Rohan Kishibe.

Sign: attack Rohan Kishibe.

Sign: attack Rohan Kishibe.

Sign: Can attack Rohan Kishibe.

Roha: Wh-What?

Ken: That's so cool. So this ability is called a "Stand"?

Ken: You may have thought you got away,

Ken: but I've already absorbed one third of your Stand.

Roha: I-Its right arm is missing!

Ken: I can move one third of Heaven's Door!

Ken: I won't let you read my mind anymore.

Roha: You brat...

Ken: If I win two more times, all of your ability will be mine!

Roha: You brat! Who do you think you are?!

Ken: You had some nerve to hit me with your fist earlier.

Ken: That's payback, you moron!

Roha: It appears that in order to get Heaven's Door's right arm back,

I'll have to win at janken...

Roha: Very well.

Ken: Good!

_Matches,Sign: Matches

First_Match,Sign: Match

Second_Match,Sign: Match

Third_Match,Sign: Match

Fourth_Match,Sign: Match

Fifth_Match,Sign: Match

Heaven_s_Door,Signtop: He

Heaven_s_Door,Signtop: Heav

Heaven_s_Door,Signtop: Heaven

Heaven_s_Door,Signtop: Heaven's

Heaven_s_Door,Signtop: Heaven's Do

Heaven_s_Door,Signtop: Heaven's Doo

Heaven_s_Door,Signtop: Heaven's Door

Rohan_Kishibe,Signbot: Ro

Rohan_Kishibe,Signbot: Rohan

Rohan_Kishibe,Signbot: Rohan Kishi

Rohan_Kishibe,Signbot: Rohan Kishibe

Roha: Do you understand the situation you're in?

Roha: You can't lose again.

Roha: Do you understand that you're cornered?

Roha: Now that I know you're a Stand user, I won't hold back anymore!

Roha: As soon as I get back my right arm,

Roha: I'm going to knock you out.

You know that, don't you?

Ken: Are you trying to pressure me?

Roha: All right, let's do this.

Ken: No, we're not doing that yet.

Ken: Since I just won using paper,

I would usually go with rock or scissors next,

Ken: but I think that might be childish.

Ken: But you don't seem that simple-minded, Rohan-sensei,

Ken: so I was thinking about turning that around and going with paper.

Ken: All right, I've got it.

Ken: Here we go!

Ken: Janken... hoi!

Roha: What?!

Ken: I did it! I forced my hand against Rohan mentally, and won with paper!

Rohan,Sign: Rohan

Ken,Sign: Ken

_Matches,Sign: Matches

Ken: Now I've got two wins and two losses.

Ken: Now, then...

Ken: I took your lower half.

Ken: If you're tired, should we head over to the bench?

Roha: No, there's no need.

Roha: When you win, it's best to be

Roha: looking down on your opponent just like this.

Ken: I've got two wins and two losses,

which means we're both on the edge.

Ken: But you know, I really don't feel like I'm going to lose now.

Ken: After I lost twice at first, I won twice in a row.

Ken: You're the opposite, Rohan-sensei. You've lost twice in a row.

Ken: You're currently on the downhill slope in this match!

Dad: This is amazing!

Dad: No wonder the arrow picked this kid!

Dad: If this kid is able to obtain Rohan Kishibe's ability

to read minds, we'll be invincible!

Dad: It'll help out my Yoshikage.

Roha: You brat...

It seems you've gotten better at pressuring your opponent.

Ken: It's the truth that you've lost twice in a row.

Roha: The truth, huh... Indeed.

Roha: In that case, let me give you a dose of truth, as well.

Roha: In our next match, you will definitely not use paper.

Ken: I'm not so sure about that.

Roha: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hold it.

Roha: I used rock twice in a row and lost.

Roha: Which means that rock is the unluckiest choice for me.

Am I wrong?

Roha: It's only natural that I wouldn't be able to use the unlucky rock a third time.

Roha: Since you said I was on a downhill slope,

you won't be able to use paper.

Roha: If you use paper, it's like admitting that I am actually not going downhill.

Ken: I'll force my hand and beat you!

Ken: Let's go, Rohan Kishibe!

Ken: It's on!

Ken: Jan...

Rohan: ...ken...

Both: ...hoi!

Roha: After all that pressure, he still used paper.

His mental strength is remarkable.

Ken: There's no way I'll lose!

I definitely still have the upper hand in this match!

Ken: I'll use paper four times in a row! I'm gonna force my hand!

Roha: All right! Rock! I'll get the unlucky rock on my side!

Ken: One more...

Roha: Th-The strength in my knees...

Ken: What? He's using a different form than before!

Ken: The only one Rohan hasn't used yet is scissors...

Ken: Crap... Going with paper again is dangerous!

Ken: Crap!

Roha: I guess rock wasn't unlucky after all!

Dad: that Rohan!

Dad: Th-That's...

Ken: Hey, Mister!

Ken: Hey, Rohan-sensei. Those two are probably Stand users, too, right?

Ken: They are, right? I can feel it.

Ken: Let's test my luck.

If I'm out of luck, those two will come over here.

Ken: If I'm protected by strong luck, they definitely won't come over here.

Josu: Hey, that's Rohan.

Ken: Hey! Hey!

Josu: I really hate that guy.

Let's just smile and walk away.

Jose: Hmm... Well, hmm...

Menacing,Sfx: Menacing

Jose: That child...

Menacing,Sfx: Menacing

Jose: I do believe he's...

Jose: a fan of his.

Jose: See you later.

Josu: See ya.

Ken: It looks like strong luck is on my side, Rohan-sensei.

Ken: I feel like there's no way I can lose right now,

Ken: because I'm protected by strong luck!

Ken: Right now, I feel like I could survive Russian roulette

with five out of six b*ll*ts in the chamber!

Crash,Sfx: Crash

Ken: It's a shower of glass!

Ken: Now, let's have our final match to see who'll win, Rohan-sensei!

Ken: What are you doing?

Hurry up and get into your janken pose.

Roha: You're the one who needs to hurry up and get started.

Roha: I'm going to go with this.

Ken: Stop messing around.

Roha: No, I'm dead serious.

Roha: You said you were going to surpass me,

but since I've lived nine years longer than you, I'll let you in on something...

Roha: It's not very hard to make others lose.

Roha: The most difficult thing is... Listen carefully, now...

Roha: The most difficult thing is

Roha: to surpass yourself!

Roha: I'm now going to surpass my own luck!

Ken: Let's go, Rohan!

Ken: It's on!

Ken: Janken hoi!

Ken: Yes! How's that, Rohan Kishibe?!

Ken: Wh-What?

Ken: What?!

JoJo-overlap,Dad: Huh?

Ken: Wh-What the?

Ken: Why is my hand shaped as rock?!

Roha: Now I have three wins and two losses.

Roha: You have the unlucky rock.

Roha: Strong luck came to me a moment ago, along with Joseph Joestar.

Roha: The Invisible Baby.

Both: Huh?!

Will_save_Rohan_,Sign: Will save Rohan when he's in danger. Will become invisible and make the kid's hand into "rock."

Both: You only relied on your strong luck, and I changed my luck.

Roha: That's what it means to surpass yourself.

Boom_,Sfx: Boom

Roha: Now, then. I'm going to knock you out now, as I promised.

Roha: I'll write,

Roha: "You'll never be able to win at janken again.

Your Stand will be destroyed."

Ken: Sh-Shut up!

Ken: Stay away from me, Rohan!

Ken: O-Otherwise, this baby's gonna...

Roha: Do you understand what you're doing?

Ken: Hmph! Right now, our match is a verbal argument!

Ken: You haven't really won against me!

Ken: You won because you cheated, you coward!

Roha: Let the baby go.

Ken: Fight me one more time!

Then I won't do anything to this baby.

Roha: And I'm telling you to let the baby go.

Roha: I'll fight you.

Ken: I'll make you lose! Janken, hoi! Hoi! Hoi!

Ken: I-I-I can't win!

Dad: D-! I made you into a Stand user and you still lost!

Dad: See ya!

Roha: You won't die.

I'm just going to destroy your Stand.

Ken: If...

Ken: If I have to obey what you write...

Ken: If I'm going to be mentally controlled by you...

Ken: I'd rather die like this!

Ken: Take that, Rohan Kishibe!

Pfft_,Sfx: Pfft

Roha: Nice. I like you, kid.

Roha: I feel moved when I see people who are...

Dash,Sfx: Dash

Roha: dramatic like you!

Ken: Wha?!

Ken: Y-You'll be run over, too!

Roha: You think so?

Dad: What the? Th-The wind!

Tax: Whoa, what is this picture?!

Taxi: I-I can't see in front of me!

Ken: I-It avoided us and drove by?

Ken: Y-You could have died, too, but you did that for me...

Ken: Was it strong luck?

Roha: You've become quite impressive in such a short time.

Roha: I won't knock you out.

Roha: However, don't use that Stand for evil anymore.

Dad: I carelessly bumped into it, !

Ken: I lost. I've completely lost.

Jose: Hey, Rohan!

Jose: D-Did you see the baby?

Josu: She's missing, Sensei!

Jose: N-No, it might be that we just can't see her.

Roha: C-Crap...

She's gone.

Josu: Hey, where are you?

Roha: I'll just pretend I don't know and look with them...

Roha: Wh-Where did you go? Where are you?

Nar: Janken Kid. Real name: Ken Oyanagi.

Roha: Hey!

Nar: Stand name: Boys Man Man.

Nar: Unable to fight.

Nar: For some reason, the hole in his cheek is still there.