03x30 - Cats Love Yoshikage Kira

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Kira: All of Kosaku Kawajiri's shoes are a bit big for my own feet.

Kira: I need to switch them with

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,shoes that fit me, before they start to suspect something.

Kosa: Hayato.

Kosa: Aren't you going to say goodbye?

Kosa: Have a good day.

Shin: Darling!

Shin: Something terrifying happened in the basement!

Shin: It was so scary! I thought I was going to die!

Shin: It might have been scary,

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,but it gave me an excuse to dive into the arms

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,of the one I love so much.

Shin: Like that, and that, and that!

Shin: You see... There's a cat I've neverseen before in the basement!

Kosa: A cat?

Sign: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Sign: Diamond is Unbreakable

Sign: Episode Cats Love Yoshikage Kira

Shin: So the reason it was really scary...

Shin: I went down to the basement

JoJo-main: ,because I ran out of mineral water.

Shin: And you know how much I love cats, right?

Shin: So I was like, "Oh, it's a British Blue."

Shin: It had perfect proportions,

JoJo-main: ,and golden eyes contrasting with its velvet-like, blue-gray fur.

Shin: Where did you come in from?

JoJo-flashback: ,You cute little kitty...

Shin: Oh, dear. It's being defensive.

Shin: It must have come in from there.

Shin: But I can't let it stay down here forever.

Shin: It might pee on the potato sack it's sitting on,

JoJo-flashbackinternal: ,and it might even have fleas.

Shin: It's okay to get closer if you don't make eye contact, right?

Shin: Oh, right. I just need to let it know that I'm not its enemy.

Shin: See? My belly's up, which means I'm being submissive.

Shin: Let's be friends.

Shin: Why am I trying to humor a cat?

Shin: If you don't get out of here, I'll hit you with this!

Shin: You hear? I'll throw it!

Shin: Darn it!

Shin: Why, you!

Shin: It was clinging to the ceiling like some kind of bug!

Shin: A-And what really creeped me out was

Shin: that the cat had a hole in its throat.

Shin: A hole about as big as a one-yen coin!

Shin: And then, from the hole, I heard...

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Kosa: A hole?

Kosa: Could it be a hole from the arrow?

Shin: I just frantically waved the broom around and ran.

Shin: Please, could you go check it out? It was really creepy.

Kosa: It had a hole... right?

Shin: Hey... Is it gone? Did it run away?

Kosa: No... It's dead.

Shin: Huh? What are you talking about?

Shin: W-Wait...

Kosa: One of the shards went right into its throat.

Shin: Wait a minute! I was just—

Kosa: It was an accident.

JoJo-main: ,It's no one's fault. It was just bad luck.

Kosa: It's not your fault.

JoJo-main: ,It's no one's fault.

Kosa: Apparently it had a hole in its throat, but...

Kosa: Now there's no way to tell if it was a Stand user or not.

Kosa: No, I'm sure it wasn't...

Kai: Good morning, Morioh.

Kai: Isn't it a refreshing morning, now that the rain's stopped?

Kai: I just saw a rainbow in the sky

JoJo-announcer: ,before I came into the studio.Is it still out there?

Nar: "Where am I, mrowr?

Nar: What am I doing here? Meow, meow," he thought.

Nar: "Two days go, someone attacked me with an arrow,

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,and I survived that, but..."

Nar: "M-My body's different from usual!

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,It's shaped funny! It's all wrong!

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,Why can't I move from here?" he thought, bewildered.

Shin: Where did he bury it?

Shin: I'm so sorry, kitty. Please rest in peace.

Nar: "Who's this human lady?

Nar: I get a bad feeling from her," he thought.

Nar: "The broom! That's it! Now I remember!

Nar: This woman...

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,That's right! A whole bunch of glass stabbed me, and I couldn't move!

Nar: The reason I'm like this now

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,is because of this woman!" he thought angrily.

Nar: He was perplexed.

Nar: "What? Something came out.

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,When I got angry at that woman, something just came out."

Shin: My toenail? Wh-Why?!

Shin: Is it a curse? C-Could it be that cat?!

Nar: He lived by his desire and instinct,

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,so he understood this power, as well as how to use it.

Kou: That's... a Stand user!

Kou: Why is this thing growing from where I buried the cat yesterday?

Kou: Just what is this thing?

Kou: What did it do to that sparrow?

JoJo-main: ,I couldn't see an actual Stand.

Kou: The most important thing is whetherthat thing is an enemy or not.

Kou: Is it an enemy who wishes to harm me, or is it...

Kou: I should probably k*ll it, just in case.

Kou: It fell asleep after eating.

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,Is it a plant or an animal?

Kou: It'd be easy to k*ll it,

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,but it might be worth watching for a while.

Kou: The way it turned around because it thought it was being called

JoJo-main: ,is almost like a cat, as well...

Kou: The fact that it can't resist trying to smell me is also like a cat.

Kou: It looks like it might be okay to pet it.

Kou: The way it's purring creepily

JoJo-main: ,as it's about to fall asleep is also, indeed, like a cat.

Kou: But I'm still not sure if it has any hostility toward me or not.

Kou: Let's find out.

Kou: Hmm... It's angry,

JoJo-main: ,but this confirms that it doesn't have any hostility toward me.

Kou: This is definitely the cat that I buried here yesterday.

Kou: So it really did have a holein its throat from the arrow!

Shin: D-Darling?

Kou: The woman!

Shin: That place scares me.

JoJo-main: ,That's where my toenail came off...

Kou: This cat attacked her because it had a grudge against her!

Kou: If she found out about this thing...

Kou: That rumor might eventually reach Jotaro Kujo and the others!

Kou: That would definitely be bad news!

Shin: That's where you buried the cat, right?

Shin: It seems like it's cursed, so I'm really scared...

Kou: I didn't bury it here. Go back into the house.

Shin: You're lying!

JoJo-main: ,You're lying out of consideration for me, aren't you?

Kou: Crap! This cat means me harm, after all!

Kou: I still don't know what kind of Stand ability it has,

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,but I'm going to get rid of it.

Kou: Deadly Queen!

Kou: I feel bad for you, but I'm going to blow you up with this.

Kou: First b*mb, switch on!

Kou: What?!

Koou: Impossible! There's no way it can be a dud!

Kou: Is it because of this thing?

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,Is this thing's ability keeping it from exploding?

Sh: Huh? Is that a plant?

JoJo-main: ,Th-That plant is moving!

Kou: I told you to go back into the house!

Shin: Huh?

Kou: Shinobu!

Kou: The moment Deadly Queen's b*mb moved away from that thing, it went off!

Kou: Could this thing's ability be...

Na: The plant that was a cat until yesterday thought,

Nar: "I'm going to k*ll that woman!"

Kou: I can't allow you to attack her anymore.

Kou: I'm going to have to make you disappear.

Nar: "Then I'll just have to k*ll this man who's getting in my way, too!"

Kou: The only time the b*mb doesn't explode is when there's no air around it.

Nar: This plant instinctively knew just how it should k*ll him.

Kou: Could its Stand ability be the ability to control air freely?

Kkou: It's coming!

Kou: I can't see it, but it released something again.

Kou: Deadly Queen!

Kou: It is releasing something. It's air!

JoJo-main: ,It's releasing bubbles of air!

Dead: You cat! I'll crush you!

Dead: I can't touch it!

Dead: It's like I'm stepping on an invisible balloon!

Kou: It really is controlling the air.

Kou: What?

Kou: Th-That thing...

Kou: I can't see it, but I'm sure it released an air bubble again.

Kou: This isn't good... Something isn't right!

Koou: What?

Kou: The cactus!

Kou: Sh-Shinobu!

Kou: What is this? Was I, Yoshikage Kira, just relieved

Kou: at the fact that the cactus needles didn't pierce her eyes?

Kou: What is this feeling?

Kou: Am I actually worried about someone else?

Kou: No!

Kou: I'm just worried that if this woman dies, Jotaro Kujo

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,will find out about this house!

Kou: That's the only reason I was relieved that she was okay.

Kou: That's all it is...

Kou: That attack won't work anymore.

Kou: Even though I may not be able to see it,

JoJo-main: ,now that I know the mystery behind it...

Kou: It's just an ability that allows you to blow and spread air bubbles.

Kou: You are no longer a match for Deadly Queen.

Kou: What?!

Kou: Th-This thing just... put an air bubble into my veins!

Kou: It's rising higher and higher into my body!

Kou: I'm not that knowledgeable in medicine, but I've heard

Kou: that if you inject more than cc of air into a human being's veins,

Kou: it can block the vein and lead to death.

Kou: This is definitely more than cc!

Kou: !

Kou: It's no use! This is bad...

Kou: I have no choice... I have to do it.

Kkou: Deadly Queen!

Kou: I underestimated that thing.

Kou: Its ability to freely control the air...

Kou: It's a terrifying ability. Wh-What should I do?

Kou: It's coming! It's going to attack again!

Kou: What should I do?

Kou: That was close...

Kou: For now, I guess I'll let this go.

Kou: I'll let this go.

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Shin: He told me yesterday that he buried that cat's corpse far away.

Shin: The cat's curse, as he said,

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,was just an illusion my mind came up with out of fear.

Shin: I suddenly fainted in front of him...It was so embarrassing.

Shin: But...

Shin: He took care of me, even though it made him late to work.

Shin: I was so happy.

Shin: It felt like our hearts were connected.

Shin: That was the happiest morning of my life.

Shin: Well? Is it good?

Shin: That Hayato...

JoJo-main: ,He left without saying goodbye again.

Kou: Was that brat observing me?

Shin: Oh, darling!

Shin: That's my plate.

Shin: You don't like shiitake mushrooms, so I took them out of yours...

Shin: When did you start liking them?

Shin: You've already eaten more than half of it.

Shin: But I'm happy to see you gobbling down my cooking.

Shin: I guess you realized that you only thought you didn't like them, huh?

Kou: Yes.

Kou: All right, I'm going.

Shin: Have a good day, darling.

Shin: Ah... I wanted him to give me a goodbye kiss.

Shin: But we're understanding each other's feelings.

Shin: I'll seduce him soon enough.

Haya: He was using a shoehorn to put on his shoes.

Haya: I'm sure he put on the .cm sized shoes.

Haya: Having two different sizes of shoes is weird.

Haya: It's also weird that Mom and Dad are getting along lately.

Haya: He was even gobbling up the shiitakemushrooms that he hates.

Haya: This is weird, too.

Haya: Why was he writing his own name over and over?

Haya: And last night...

Hya: No matter how many times I see it, that's potting soil.

Haya: And I think the other thing he has is a bag of cat food.

Haya: And then he goes inside his closet...

Kou: They're all wearing hats.

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,Do they have to wear those for school?

Kou: Something doesn't feel right...

Haya: The attic?

Haya: Wh-What is that bizarrely shaped thing?

Haya: It's too dark for me to see it clearly.

Haya: There it is. It's that bag.

Haya: Huh?

Haya: Wha—

Haya: I-It's moving!

Haya: It's not a plant... Those are eyes!

Haya: It has eyeballs, and it's looking this way!

Haya: Could that cat food be for this thing?

Shin: Oh, darling.

Shin: What's the matter?

JoJo-main: ,Did you forget something? Oh, is the thing you forgot

Shin: my goodbye kiss?

Kou: No...

Shin: Aww...

JoJo-main: ,Then what is it? Shall I get it for you?

JoJo-main: ,No, I'll get it.

Haya: Why is he back?

Haya: Crap!

Haya: Huh?!

Haya: What?! Th-This thing...

Haya: Something I can't see that's inflated,

Haya: like some kind of air bubble, has my arms and neck pinned down!

Haya: He's coming up! C-Crap!

Kou: The attic! I knew it! That brat...

Hya: I-It attacked me when I tried to shut the window?

Haya: Does this thing need sunlight to move?

Haya: I-I know! If they're air bubbles...

Haya: Yes! So it was the sunlight.

Kou: That noise...

Kou: Did Stray Cat wear itself out trying to

JoJo-main: ,get the cat food from the shelf using air?

Kou: I thought it would stay calm if there was no sunlight hitting it,

Kou: but I guess a tiny bit of light was coming in.

Kou: Still...

Kou: I thought that maybe Hayato had gotten in here,

Kou: but it appears that it was, thankfully, just my imagination.

Kou: If that brat knew the truth about me,

Kou: I would have had to k*ll him.

Haya: He has Dad's face, but that's not my dad. Who...

Haya: Wh-Who is he?!