So I Married A Porn Star (2003)

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Come on, Steve. We went well here tor

that you would stop filling up on Gwen?

Yes, that's time to grow up

and meet a decent girl.

You have only yourself to blame at.

You knew she was at her lawyer

when you started dating.

But sometimes you have the answer

In front of my eyes, right...?

You're kidding...

-Why not?

She has good qualifications

she is beautiful, physically fit.

And it looks shaved out.

-The woman that sits on, then?

You can not make guarantees for everything.

She is way above my class.

How sklulle I fix it?

You seem terrified of

to get back together with a good girl.

Probably because you select a bunch of

vrdelssa lawyers and doctors.

Your friend Jack

'll do you a favor.

My buddy Steve

is fatal in love with you.

I noticed him...

Give him a private before setting up.

-Love to!

Hello, my name is Felicia.

-Hey. Nice to meet them...

... You!

THREE DAR LATER

(three days later)

I sing and wet

it drops on my body

Like it?

Jumbo Wet...

It is better...

-Really...?

Playing with her p*ssy,

f*ck with dildo.

This is good, f*ck your fine p*ssy.

Like to watch?

I want to suck you off.

-Okay!

No, stop, Felicia!

-It works in the movies.

But to me, it hurts.

Use only your mouth.

It's good, suck me off.

Yeah, suck my d*ck. It's great!

Do you feel it?

Yes, driving his p*nis in me.

Do you want my c*ck?

Yes! Yes!

Is it good?

-Run it into the ground.

It is possible for me?

-Come on my big c*ck!

Is it good with your c*ck

in your tight p*ssy? Say it.

It's so nice

with your big c*ck in her p*ssy.

What do I do with you?

-f*ck me.

Talk about how it feels.

-I love it when you f*ck me.

Your p*ssy hugs so nice on my d*ck.

Harder! Deeper!

Further in the nice p*ssy?

Is it good?

Yes!

Deeper and harder!

That goes for me.

It's so nice!

Do not you have more eggs, honey?

French toast, fried potatoes?

Oh, God no! You're crazy.

I'm stuffed!

I have to go now. I'm late.

-A blowjob first?

I'm still exhausted

of the one you gave me in the shower.

Do you regret not? Do not you miss

spotlight on the club, the single life?

I am completely satisfied.

Good.

What are your plans today?

Watch TV, read newspapers and

to work a few hours in kindergarten.

Great.

I love you.

Have a nice day.

Hello! Yes.

No, he's gone. At first I thought

that he would stay home.

No, he suspects nothing.

This is how I want it.

I do not want to destroy marriage.

Okay.

Okay. Yes.

I yearn for you.

We must hurry,

I do not have time to stay long.

I can not go on like this.

We have to stand out.

My God, it was several weeks ago.

I want to eat you.

This is good!

Good job.

We'll end sex scene

in another interior over here.

Three positions and then a**l...

I'm just kidding.

Do not joke about stuff like that.

Do you have a**l sex with me?

Maybe...

There is Anita, make up artist.

It's who you'll be working with,

you know it.

Are you done soon, Mikey?

Yes.

We can start as soon as she is ready.

Good job! Thank you!

Do you do a**l scene?

Give us a sexy scene,

so you get $ 50.

What the...?!

Camera!

Sound!

And... Begin!

Then we were ready!

It was a cool scene!

Light fell perfectly on semen beam.

You can freeze it, cool!

We do this safely in the editing.

-She's so good.

They are skilled.

I'm glad it turned out so well.

She ought to know.

-You were great, Felicia!

I was talking to the bigwigs.

You get the big contract.

Your Vicki Venom - videos a success.

You will earn big money.

A detail, my husband

do not know what I do.

He will find out about it, Vicki!

NaN you meet in town

will ask for your autograph.

I know, I have to talk about it.

I just do not know how.

What are you smiling at?

I do not know...

It feels good to know that a lot of

men want to f*ck with my wife.

There's no nice way

to say it, but...

Everyone f*ck your wife.

Like she was cheating on me...

I do not mean that she is cheating,

but she f*ck around.

I missing something in the translation?

Is the English you speak?

You know we played poker

at Mike in deeds.

[Skipped item nr. 102]

Too bad I missed it

but the hot tub was before.

It was probably just as well. When we were

clear, took Barry out a new movie.

Check size of the as*h*le.

One can drive into

with a tank...

Damn, she can suck a basketball toll

through a garden hose...

This is Felicia, Steve's wife.

I do not think

that he knows this.

The jeln has kept us there.

She seems to make meteoric career -

- as pornstar Vicki Venom.

"She mates and deaths."

-Vicki Venom, adorable...

Litter that I married the premier

wh*re, not just number two...

What is the problem?

Think of all job training

that benefits you.

Do not know which is worse, that she

do porn or she sneaked it.

I'm sorry.

I did not say it -

- but I did not think you'd

know about it the wrong way.

The Wrong Way?

My buddy puts on a porno -

- and allowed my wife tore up as

across TV N. ..

Wait a minute...

That was how it happened!

I should call her in kindergarten.

Go there instead. There is no

people talk about on the phone.

Do it face to face.

I do not know where that is.

I saw it on a movie once.

She wrote it on the block.

8720 Kingman Avenue. Kindergarten, sure...

Let's go.

Reel 5, B1, first take.

I love it when your scrotum strikes against you.

Other sh**ting, run!

Try to get with her eyes.

This does not look like a kindergarten...

It does not look like a kindergarten.

Take it easy, buddy.

What are you doing, Felicia?

That goes for me!

This is not kindergarten, Jack!

No, it is not.

Where is Felicia, my wife?

Where is my wife?!

Felicia!

-I think we must talk...

You can be sure...

We take a five minute break!

What's up?

-Hello! What is your name?

Jack. I like your outfit.

-The old cloth...

No, I thought you stalked me.

You trust me.

These things are not good for a marriage.

-Jack saw a movie.

So now all of my poker buddies

seen your p*ssy. Embarrassing!

I was going to say it,

but did not know how.

Did you think it would

leak out... or snarar jet.

That I had sex with others?

It would most men do not like.

Congratulations, right thought out! Though I

've only known you for four weeks.

What do I know about your plans

for week five...

I thought you liked

I have different sides.

To watch football with me,

it is a part.

It's only temporary and I

earn lots of money... to us.

Try to see it as a job.

It is time for group sex scene.

We'll talk to you later.

We'll talk about it later?

Do not you, Steve? Steve?!

A little over intently, huh?

My whole f*cking life is upside down!

I want to flip upside down on

little Angie. I got her number.

Can you stop thinking about sex a little?

I am married to a porn star.

There are worse things.

What?

Not being married to one.

You're not any help, Jack.

I let you live in my house.

I treated you like family,

as my own blood, Felicia -

- but you broke my heart.

Fan! I can not believe I have

married a porn star.

I can not believe I

to get to f*ck a porn star.

Hi.

-Hello!

Good to see you again.

I'm so glad

that you could come here tonight.

I need your help to

resolve this with Steve and Felicia.

I think not...

You are a naughty boy.

Do you like to f*ck me?

Yes.

Spank me.

Ah yes, just safety!

That goes for me! Open your mouth!

Vicki Venom? Top roll.

I rented it last week.

Best night of my life.

Take it on the card.

The bride is too damn delicious!

Talk about a hjdarrunk!

If you pay by card?

What are you looking at?!

You can verligen hurting yourself.

It's not the worst.

A little later came Felicia home.

She was very remorseful.

She pounced on me.

But I could not turn off the radio in

skull. Everything hurt so much inside of me.

As I licked her, I thought:

"How many others have been there?"

"Does she even excited?"

Though it seemed so.

She bluffing?

Girls making porn learn it.

Where my c*ck big enough?

I was inventive enough?

You are bored.

-Tired, you sucked the life out of me.

Not to mention the stallion

like you slept with in the studio...

I rented one of your movies.

Interessant erfarenet.

Geek in the deal told

that he had masturbated to it.

He said that? So sweet!

It's just pretend.

You are a damn good

actress, Felicia...

This is my job.

Are you going to continue with it?

Yes.

You should consider

how much you love me!

It was you who told

that Felicia was a porn star.

I wish I had not said anything.

Let you in on the

otherwise.

I know you mean.

I know why you say so.

What do you mean by that?

After sex with Felicia

I took a walk.

I went to your house,

wanted to talk.

I had forgotten cell phone,

so I could not call.

Yeah, f*ck me!

I saw how you were doing.

I went over there to talk to you

personally, but I heard the sound.

I did not even see what happened next.

You have to quit the industry.

-I can not, it's my job.

I thought it was okay.

You're talking of course about how stupid Steve was.

Yeah, but... it was before.

Men always want to own one.

You were great, Jack, but goodbye.

The other guys do not like you

as much as I do.

I've heard that before...

You're kidding, right?!

Bye, Jack.

You're not serious? Angie?!

What have you come up with, then?

Instead of arguing or do

end, safety has devised a plan -

- that will make me feel better

and maybe get her to stop.

Promise only that I do not get

hear about you on the news.

Good morning.

Good morning, darling!

Do you eat a sausage sandwich for breakfast?

It's ham and cheese.

As the situation is, I do it

and I jerked off in the shower too.

Sorry.

There is much that has gone wrong.

Yes, and I've been thinking

and realized something.

I have been shitty. I did

wrong and I have been petty.

I should not have taken me so

of what you do.

It's hard not to be insecure.

You stupid chump.

I have to go. We'll talk about it later,

after I have sucked from you.

Well... okay then!

Have a good time at the office

or should I say "Get office"...?

I'm glad you changed your mind.

It can only be a great man to do!

It's hard to be a great man...

f*ck my c*ck.

Hug it with your tight p*ssy.

Yes, ride my c*ck.

Yeah, come on now!

Your d*ck!

Give me your tight p*ssy.

It is for me!

You make me come!

Now I come!

Keep going, keep going!

Keep going, keep going!

Cut! Very good!

I liked how you egging each other.

Mark really got into the

with Angie.

Yes, really...

Enough.

You are not Mark!

Steve?! What the hell?!

Where is Mark?

Jack and I paid him off

to disappear for a while.

m*therf*cker!

You got a taste of your own medicine.

-Angie is my best friend!

I did not know it was Steve.

Not bad!

Do not worry, I just... played.

It was just pretend.

I felt nothing.

You're not professionals, like me.

I saw it... If it was the game,

so give Julia Roberts a lesson.

Now you have made a fool of you.

-Because you're jealous now?

Time for some celebration!

-What is that sh*t?!

It was my last scene. I quit

in the industry for you.

But now I might change my mind.

HELLO FELICIA

HAVE A GOOD LIFE WITH STEVE