Valentine DayZ (2018)

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Have you ever wanted

to live forever?

Maybe now is your chance.

Scientists in Russia

say they're very very close

to unlocking the mysteries

of eternal life.

They just have one cabinet,

and I quote,

Unless something goes wrong

during the experiments, unquote.

Ugh, oh my,

what could possibly go wrong

playing around

with the mysteries

of eternal life?

In international news,

something wicked this way comes.

It's being widely rumored

both in Russia and China

are calling

hundreds of thousands

of chickens

in an attempt

to halt a new variation

of the so called bird flu.

Now haven't we heard

this song and dance before?

Of course, we have.

But this gossip

has whispers

of something

much more fearful and sinister,

happening here.

Our multitalented sources

are working

to confirm the rumors,

but where there's smoke,

there usually is a fire.

And in this case, folks,

I'd venture to say

it could be a raging inferno.

Now excuse me,

but we have to take

an obscene commercial

profit break.

Valentine's Day

is just around the corner,

and you're gonna wanna

look your very best.

Have you ever

wanted your clothes to be

a whiter white?

Well, of course,

you have.

Love is in the air, folks.

Probation, Dale?

I did the best I could.

You can't be the savior

of the every dog and cat

in the city, Max.

Besides, the guy's face

was swollen up like a pumpkin.

He deserved it, Dale.

Be that as it may.

To my best friend,

protector of small children

and small creatures,

great and small.

Hey, what's the difference

between a lawyer

and a vampire?

- Aren't you a lawyer?

- I'm your lawyer.

That's what's

gonna make it funny.

What's the difference between

a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire

only sucks blood

at night.

Oh, that's funny, Dale.

I got a million of 'em.

That's too bad.

You're drooling.

And drooling is normal.

You're normal, max.

You are just a normal guy.

Hard to accept,

isn't it?

Incoming.

So are you just gonna

stare at me all night

or are you gonna

step up to the plate

like a real man?

All step up to the plate.

I cant believe that line

actually worked.

- Hey, I'm Sara.

- Max.

- Very nice to meet you, max.

- Nice meeting you.

Can I buy you a c*ck?

Yeah, I like that.

Bartender.

Vampire only sucks blood

at night.

Hey, what's a lawyer's favorite

pour-a-cop reception?

- What?

- His personality.

I got a million of 'em.

- So are you coming in?

- I'm not sure.

- It's been awhile for me.

- Oh, Max,

it's like riding a bike.

You know how to ride a bike,

don't you?

I was the bicycle king

of my block, if that counts?

Oh, the whole block?

- Oh yeah.

- Wow.

I'm impressed.

I think you should bring

that whole bicycle king inside.

Will I see you again?

Wild horses

couldn't drag me away.

Has anyone

even taken the time

to read this?

Hello?

Anyone?

For those of you

who do not know,

I performed Shakespeare

on the stage in London.

The bard onstage,

in London.

"A horse, a horse,

my kingdom for a horse."

Mm-hmm.

Can you see the tears

welling up in my eyes?

Can you not?

And you must be the professor.

Yes, but of course,

you are.

Excuse my little tirade,

but this business

can drive a grown man to cry.

Are we ready to sh**t this?

Are you guys ready up there?

Okay.

All right, quite on the set.

Hello, my name is Phil Philbin

and thank you for watching

this edition of "Monster Mania."

Today I have with me my esteemed

guest, Dr. Rupert Stuben,

frequent lecturer

at such stellar institutions as

Harvard and MIT.

He now works exclusively for

the World Health Organization.

Welcome.

Professor,

let me get right

to the point.

Are the rumors true?

Well, we have many new rumors

on a daily basis.

Which rumors are you

talking about specifically?

Uh, duh, let's see.

China k*lling chickens.

And you may be sinister,

bird flu at our door?

As I'm sure you are aware,

rumors cause,

fear and anxiety

this many of the population.

The young people,

the old people,

uh, especially,

the ill educated.

But more importantly,

the misplaced rumors.

Maybe you're misplaced.

I deal In fact, Mr. Philbin.

I am here to dampen the phobia.

Fact this, professor.

Do you really have the tenacity

to sit there and deny

that China and Russia

are calling foul

at a furious rate?

We do not have proof,

but there is a contagion

in those countries

and the same countries

are doing their best

- to counter measurality--

- Pitfall, gobbledygook.

Let me explain

to our average viewer

what the good professor

just said.

China and Russia

are k*lling birds

to stop a new,

frightening version

of the Asian bird flu.

That's not fair.

It's not just China and Russia.

There are other countries

where this has spread?

Which countries,

professor?

You know,

why oh why

would a doctor

of your emanant stature

appear on my

"Monster Mania" show?

I-- I'm leaving.

Where are the monsters, Doctor?

Good luck.

What aren't you telling us?

And more importantly,

why aren't you telling us?

Wow.

Who woulda thought

a big metal box

could look so beautiful?

Well, I hate to be

the bearer bad news,

but they wanna meet.

- They want more.

- More? Really?

They don't think

their 30 percent is enough.

No, no, no,

I'm taking my share

and I'm going to Mexico,

sun, sand, marguerites,

and senoritas.

- What more could a guy want?

You're a smart man.

You know they're gonna

follow us to Mexico,

- don't you?

- Oh yeah.

That's why you and I

will meet them, Dale.

While Isaiah

takes his share

to Mexico?

Mm-hmm.

- That's not fair, Max.

- No, it's not fare, Dale.

Oh.

On second thought,

why don't we all go to Mexico?

- Damn right.

- Set a meet.

Oh, I've got a bad feeling

about this, Max.

Set a meet, Dale.

A really bad feeling.

Daddy.

Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy.

Max!

I want that one.

Would you buy it for me?

If it'll make you happy.

- You would, wouldn't you?

- Mm-hmm.

I can buy it myself,

you know?

Oh, I know.

What else would you do for me?

Would you save me

like in the fairy tales?

Would you be

my knight in shining armor?

I'm no knight in shining armor.

- But...

- But I would fight for you.

I would fight

very hard for you.

That's the most romantic thing

anyone has ever said to me.

You're a poet, Max.

You're a poet

and didn't even know it.

Let's go sneak aboard.

Come on, Max.

do something ill*gal

for the first time in your life.

- How do you know?

- What?

That you haven't done

anything ill*gal?

Come on.

You're uptight, Max.

I mean,

not in a bad way.

I'm just I'm just saying

you're uptight.

Really, really uptight.

Maybe you should get

a dog or a cat

or something

to loosen you up.

I did have a dog.

She was my best friend.

What happened to her?

She died.

I'm so sorry.

That's all right.

She lived a good long life.

Come aboard.

Your vessel awaits.

Come on, Max.

It can be your ship.

You can be the captain.

- Come on.

- I don't think so.

- Come on, Max.

- No, I don't think so.

- Yes.

- Please.

My fault

the car broke down?

How could it be my fault?

Next time,

bring your own car

on a date.

Hey, I'm walkin' here.

I walkin' here!

Although they say

it's just a flu-like virus,

my sources indicate

something else entirely.

In just a matter of days,

this virus has made the jump

to cattle, horses,

and an even swine.

Millions, yes,

you heard correctly,

millions of these animals

are being slaughtered

as I speak.

And this is not limited

to just Asia and Russia.

My sources are indicating

this is happening in parts of

Europe, South Africa,

and South America.

Good morning, Professor Z.

You are widely recognized

as the renowned expert

on zombies.

I didn't even know there

was an expert on zombies.

Can you explain

to our less educated viewers

what a zombie is?

I am delighted you asked.

Zombies go by various names,

the living dead, the undead,

the walking dead,

soulless corpses.

A zombie is a being created

through the reanimation

of a human corpse.

It's also

a pretty mean rum drink.

Uh, uh,

but, I, uh, I digress.

Um, have you

ever seen a zombie,

professor?

Oh my, yes.

On both of my expeditions

through South Africa

and the Caribbean.

That is why I'm skeptical.

I'm hearing

this virus is creating

variations of what

we would call a zombie,

cannibalism, mindless attacks,

the change of skin

and eye color,

- and they walk funny.

- Mm.

Uh, can you give us

a demonstration?

I would be delighted.

Yeah,

I don't know about

our viewers,

but I would not want

that coming after me.

Ouch.

Okay.

Thanks you.

Thank you, Professor Zee.

It has been

a delightful pleasure.

Well, this I do know.

This is no regular virus.

People are not getting

flu-like symptoms.

People are changing.

People are transforming.

There's talk

of herd mentality violence.

Violence, unlike anything

we have seen before.

And those

that are not transforming,

they are dying.

They're dying

not in a month, or a week,

or even a day days.

No, they're dying

within minutes

of contracting

this so-called virus.

And the mortality rate

is off the charts.

We hope to have

more information

on this fast evolving story

on our later broadcasts.

Follow me.

Max.

I like what you've done

with the place.

- Is he trying to be funny?

- I don't know.

Are you trying to be funny?

Are you trying to be funny?

I should staple

your eyelids shut.

- That would be funny.

- You know,

we were all surprised

when you pulled off

your, uh, very first job.

Right, first job?

Big brass ba*ls

is what we should call you.

How did you make it so easy?

How did he do it?

Come on,

you can tell us.

How'd he do it?

Tell us

or we'll chop off

your ba*ls.

Um, remote pepper spray.

Pepper spray?

Explain.

Well, you

break into the armored car

the previous night

and plant the cans

under the seats.

Ah man, it's gonna happen.

It's an armored car.

You can activate them by remote

up to 500 feet away.

All that bright yellow metal,

all those rectangular bars...

- Oh yeah.

- It must've been great

to hold those bars

in your hands.

Power, Max.

That is what

pure gold is,

power.

What is it with you

that you won't talk?

Maybe you can only talk

when you're trying to be funny?

You work for us now, Max.

- I don't think so.

- Now he speaks.

Mister big brass ba*ls speaks.

Make no mistake, Max.

We own you.

We own you,

we own your girlfriend,

we own you like a car

or a dog.

So here's what's gonna happen.

Here's your new job.

It should be easy for a smart,

funny guy like you.

Due to time constraints,

you need to do the job tonight.

And just to make sure

you remain loyal,

we're keeping

your little friend

here with us.

And if I refuse?

We're gonna chop 'em up

into tiny little pieces

and send him home.

And you still

have to do the job.

Time's wasting, Max.

Tick-tock.

- Tick-tock.

- Clock's ticking.

See you tomorrow night,

funny Guy.

Now you can go.

You've got work to do.

Grr-ruff!

We own you, Max.

You're our lapdog.

Ruff! Ruff!

- And that girlfriend of yours.

- Let's just say

it'll be a shame if we have

to make her a little pet.

Ruff! Ruff!

Max has a water phobia.

A water phobia?

Hell, two more days out here

and I'll get a sand phobia.

That was a good one.

Uh, yeah.

Uh, oh.

You know, you're the only one

that can still make me laugh.

Oh, that's a hell of a burden

on the shoulders

of a talking doll.

I wanna thank you for just,

you know, always being

and letting me

talk to you and share,

and you know, and...

Now don't get me crying.

...you know better.

Okay, okay,

let's, let's--

oh, let's don't get mushy.

You know,

Max is a good Guy,

- but...

- But what?

Well,

he may look like a Guy

that works in

an office building,

but he's got a history,

believe me.

Oh yeah?

Look.

I'm shaking all over.

History's mystery.

Max, you should do wet work

for the government.

He was really good at it.

That's what I hear.

Oh yeah?

So he was like, uh,

an assassin?

A k*ller?

A liquidator?

A executioner?

Yeah, something like that.

Well, I'm tattoo,

you know?

I once kicked a kid

in the shins

'cause he kept

calling me "Tanochio."

I can stand a lot,

but that was just too much.

Men and sometimes boys

do evil deeds.

Ain't that the truth.

Ah, okay,

well, what we learned is, uh,

these guys

are imported gangsters.

They immigrated here

to the good ole USA

via Chicago.

And, uh,

they got involved with

the Chicago mob

and they sent them out here

to kind of open up

new territory.

Max, these guys

are ice cold K*llers.

Yeah, so if you're

gonna take them on,

make sure you don't try

bringing a knife to a g*n fight.

Max, you do still own a g*n?

No one really needs a g*n

until he really needs a g*n.

Hi, Max.

I've done things,

things I'm not proud of.

I know.

But when I'm with you,

all those memories

are wiped clean.

What exactly are you trying

to say to me, Max?

I'm saying

I wanna be with you

all the time.

So then ask me.

Max, ask me.

Sara...

Sara, will you marry me?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes, Max,

I will marry you.

You have just made me

the happiest girl in World.

You made

the right choice,

you know?

Oh, I know.

I made the right choice, too.

I'm just so stunned.

I, um...

- When can I see you?

- A few hours.

I'll be ready.

Buck up, bucko.

It's not your first rodeo.

- Hurry, we'll go this way.

- No, no I can't go anymore.

Come on, all the way.

Jess-- Jessica?

Jessica!

Jessica!

Jessica!

Jessica!

Wow, I never thought

I'd see you again.

I thought you were out

of the game, James.

- Who's James?

- Ah, I call everybody James.

You don't like James?

I'll call you Jones.

- Makes no never mind to me.

- James will do.

Ah, let me guess.

Somebody's gone

and done you wrong,

haven't they?

Oh yeah,

you could say that.

And let me guess again.

These boys

don't know they got a tiger

by the tail, do they?

Yeah, you probably

acted all innocent like,

they thought

they was playing you,

when all the while,

you were playing them.

Am I right or am I right?

Must be all the drugs

you're taking.

You still funny, man.

Yeah, they don't know

you got a scorched earth,

take no prisoners policy,

do they?

Maybe that was me

in a past life.

Hah, you are still funny.

Yeah, but I'm not

in that reincarnation game.

Drugs, you got that right,

but no reincarnation for me.

I got one life to live,

I'm gonna live it well

and straight to hell.

Well, let's get down

to business James.

You remember

how to use one of these?

- Pump, point, sh**t.

- Mm-hmm.

That baby'll hold eight shells,

and you probably won't

have time to reload

spray pattern

should be large enough,

so poor aim

from being rusty and all

shouldn't be too much

of a hindrance for you.

I had a BB g*n as a boy.

Does that count?

Being a boy

or having a BB g*n?

sh**t, James,

you forget we have got history.

Hell, I know you could

probably make a tactical pump

out of duct tape

and a coat hanger.

Ah, but I'll play along

with you.

Makes no never mind to me.

Well, BB g*n is all right.

But it just leaves

a little red welt.

Well, now that baby,

that'll put a second hole

and a rhino's a*s.

Welcome, if you don't

make it out of live,

take comfort in knowing

that all roads lead

to the same destination.

- Well, that's real comforting.

- Ah,

I don't know

where all roads meet, man,

especially your roads.

I was just spoutin'

that reincarnation crap

'cause I thought you'd dig it.

Jones,

I'm getting the feelin'

you're losin'

your sense of humor.

You may be right.

- How much?

- Well, go ahead,

make my night.

It's been a long time.

I don't have a clue what

you charge me.

Well, that's music

to my ears, Jones,

music to my ears.

Why Idaho?

Why Idaho?

Man can live free.

Hunt and fish for his own food,

plenty of space to roam,

plenty of fresh air to breathe

and you get four seasons.

It's a free man's country.

- Does it snow there?

- Sure, it snows.

I'm not big on snow.

Schnow-schmow.

Idaho, it's God's country.

Look what's happenin'

to this world, Max.

Look what's happening

in this country.

I don't think

they're just rumors.

Things are plum crazy.

Just dust.

Change your filter,

you'll be fine.

- I'll visit you.

- You do that,

I'll cook you the best meal

you've ever had,

cleanest water

you've ever tasted,

and the freshest air

you've ever breathed.

You know,

we see the same sun

as the Roman gladiators did.

That's an amazing thing.

It is at that.

Well, I'd better mosey on now.

Things ain't

gettin' any better

any quicker.

Keep your powder dry, Max.

Odds are you're gonna need it.

And a dude rides.

I know what you're thinking.

You're thinkin',

did he fire five shots or six?

Well, to tell you the truth,

even in all this excitement,

I clearly counted five.

You guys like to bark,

don't you?

Then bark on this.

You don't look so good.

They beat me, max.

Just for fun, they beat me.

They didn't like my jokes.

Didn't think

they were funny enough.

Tough crowd.

Yeah, well,

not so tough anymore.

Where's that big Guy?

Dark eyes?

He left early

and he hasn't come back.

You like my jokes,

don't you, Max?

You laughed at 'em

the other night at the bar.

I was drinking hard liquor,

Dale.

Oh, that hurts.

That really hurts, Max.

On that note,

I'm gettin' married.

You?

Who'd marry you?

I can tie you

back to your chair

if you'd like.

I'm kiddin'.

I'm just kiddin'.

I mean, I like Sara.

I like her a lot.

You make a great match.

Max, there's a back way out.

Max!

Max!

Come on!

Oui?

Hello?

Entre.

Come in.

Don't be shy.

Come in.

And welcome to my humble shop.

No, no, no, don't tell me.

Let me guess.

You want flowers?

But of course you do

because it's Valentine's Day.

The day of flowers.

The feast of Saint Valentine.

A celebration of love

and affection.

The feast of Saint Valentine.

She bathed in roses red

and violets of blue

and all the sweetest flowers

that in the forest grew.

Beautiful, isn't it?

And I will be

your most humble florist

to guide you

through the cornucopia

of hydro-smores magnifica.

Oh, as you probably

call them...

flowers.

A rose by any other name

is still a rose.

Did you know

that it was the humble,

solitary wasp

that pollinated

the first flowers?

And the bees get all the credit.

Imagine that.

The modern bee

was merely the descendant

of the mighty wasp.

Amazing, isn't it?

Amazing.

Do you know the type

of efflorescence

you are looking for?

It's Valentine's Day

and I just got engaged.

On my

Lions and tigers and bears,

oh, my.

Magnificent choices,

if I do say so myself.

A cornucopia of the finest

petals and blossoms

nature affords us.

Your Valentine and betrothed

will be most pleased.

Most pleased.

They say it's the end

of the world coming for us,

but what will happen

to my flowers?

My flowers!

Max!

It's the infection, Max.

She's got an infection.

I gotta check on my mom!

It is confirmed.

The virus had jumped.

We now have direct knowledge

that the virus

is moving through

the air.

The very air we breathe.

The military has just been

placed on highest alert.

As of 15 minutes ago,

we have stopped

all air and ocean arrivals

into the country.

We've been notified,

we've seen the first cases

of the virus right here,

right now.

Quarantine of the entire city

just went to went

into immediate effect.

But we have additional

confirmed reports

the virus has been seen

in other cities in the US.

Many other cities.

What's that?

Oh my God.

Ladies and gentlemen,

China and Russia

just went dark.

There are no communications

in or out of those countries.

Do, do we even have a clue

what we're dealing with?

Sara?

Sara?

Most of the city is dark.

My colleagues

are either dead

or missing

or transformed.

We-- I...

no longer hear the sirens

of our protectors

The air bombings

have stopped

but the smoke

from hundreds of fires

hangs thick in the air.

The streets

are all but deserted,

except for them.

I can still hear

the dreadful wails

of those

that were transformed.

They fill the night air.

I have no idea

how many of us are left.

Communications are down.

We are cut off

from the rest of the world.

We are alone.

I cannot think

of anything more chilling

to oscillate.

I'm deeply afraid

that there

may be more of them

than us.

I'm using

our back up generators

to transmit to you.

I do not know

how much longer I have.

Indeed I do not know

how much longer we have.

Jesus!

Can't-- you can't swim?

It's only three-and-a-half

feet of water.

Fight for it!

You-- you are gonna go

the way of the dinosaurs,

my water challenged friend.

And how do I know?

Trust me,

I know everything.

Rufus knows everything.

Can't turn this switch off.

We didn't

have enough time

for us, max.

Please, Max.

Please.

I'm yours.

You're mind.

Say it again.

You're mine, Sara.

Promise me,

you'll never let me go.

I promised.

That's so good.

So good.

Cameron?

Cameron, you jerk.

Now, where was I?

Oh, yeah.

Mm.

Oh, beautiful.

You know,

I really missed my calling.

I should've been a pastry chef.

Ugh, I coulda lived in New York

Could've lived in Paris.

Cameron?

If that's you,

I'm gonna k*ll you.

Cameron?

Relax.

It's your birthday.

Mm.

Oh, that's beautiful.

I have a knife,

and I know how to use it.

Rarr!

You really think

that you're gonna scare me?

Seriously?

Nothin's gonna happen

to me today.

It's her birthday.

You need to get a better

monster suit, Cameron.

You really think

that little growl is gonna

frighten me?

You're a loser, dude.

Grow a pair.

I got your number, buddy.

Daddy?

Daddy?

Daddy?

You let me in,

didn't you?

Against all odds,

we are together.

Will we live

happily ever after

like in the fairy tales?

Will we, Max?

And will all our dreams

come true?

'Cause I would like that.

Oh, Max,

I would like that so much.

Well, I say

when the sun has set.

Maybe,

maybe not.

But I'll bet

when the sun starts to set

and it starts to get dark.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

You two don't know nothin',

do you?

Nothin'.

I mean, come you're both wrong.

Wronger than a turd

in a punch bowl.

Lookie here.

There ain't nothin'

going on upstairs.

Nothin'.

It's too dark in here.

He derives his energy

from the sunlight.

Now, why do you say that?

Do you know something we don't?

I just read

a lot of comic books.

That's all.

But I'm smart enough

to know one thing.

You do not bet against

the knower of all things.

I mean,

how could you be so stupid?

How could you be so ignorant

to bet against me?

I mean, do you--

Ahh!

Is he the guy

that chained that thing up?

Yeah.

Looks like

the knower of all things

is getting

a first class education.

Long overdue, I'd say.

Ain't that the truth?

Say, I'll have

a hit off of that.

Mm.

Sure thing.

Now, how long do you think

it'll take that thing to eat him

and get back to us?

Oh, I, I've seen

those things eat before.

It isn't pretty.

Mm, I'm gonna say 20 minutes.

I'd say 15 minutes.

Well, it's just enough time

to finish this bottle of hooch.

Timing's everything,

isn't it?

Oh, indeed it is, officer.

Indeed it is.

Maybe we shoulda

went to Mexico.

Or maybe Canada.

Or maybe all the way

north to Alaska.

Honey,

I'm home.

Sorry.

I shouldn't have said that.

Gallows humor, I guess.

There she is.

Like clockwork.

Just as you said.

Must be hard

to see her like that.

We didn't

have enough time together.

How does she know you're here?

No idea.

I thought

about putting her out

of her misery,

- but...

- But what?

I can't do it.

- So.

- So, what?

So tell me about your mother.

What happened?

She tried to k*ll me, max.

My own mom

tried to k*ll me.

When I, uh,

when I, uh,

got to her house,

she'd already turned.

There is nothing I could do.

So I just

locked the door

and ran.

Does that make me a coward?

No.

- She's gone.

- Don't worry,

she'll be back again

in a few hours.

- Where are you going?

- She's my mom.

I couldn't,

I couldn't live with myself

if I didn't keep an eye on her.

You can't help her, Dale.

No.

Probably not.

But she's my mom.

You know?

Dale?

Dale?

"May you not have suffered

nor died in vain.

May you live long and prosper

like the pouring rain."

Hah!

Step right up.

Step right up, folks.

Drinks are on me.

Don't mind if I do.

A girl needs

her daily fruit.

Say,

who wants to hear me sing?

Everyone?

You flatter me

beyond all expectation.

I am truly humbled.

Now what would you

like to hear?

Don't be shy.

What would you like to hear?

Just yell it out.

Please don't come in.

Please don't.

Say,

would you like a drink?

I thought you'd never ask.

You see at this point,

I'm just

a damsel in distress

relying on

the kindness of strangers.

Now what a coincidence.

Kindness is my middle name.

Oh well,

I like that.

I like that very much.

Ugh!

Ahh!

These little babies,

stimulate nerves, muscle

and bone reformation.

That should do it.

Try squeezing your hand.

Give a little time.

You'll be right as rain.

The staples

will self-absorbed

in a few hours.

How?

This is my brother's office.

He was a vet.

I was a military

combat surgeon.

I'm much tougher

than I look, max.

Anywho,

it was all very

hush-hush.

But trust me,

you want anything

hyper advanced

in science and medicine,

the military has it.

Where is your brother?

I k*lled him.

He turned very quickly.

There was nothing I could do.

The virus is the perfect

k*lling machine.

They are the perfect

k*lling machines.

The first three days,

the afflicted

hunted day and night

k*lling anything

that I came in contact with.

Then they morphed

and started

taking their energy

from the daylight sun.

They hunted only at night

- k*lling...

- And sometimes eating

anyone they came

in contact with.

Then they started

hunting in packs

k*lling anything

- that was still human.

- But the new wrinkle

is they would only

hunt and k*ll

people they had been

close to.

Or people...

that they'd intense contact with

before or during the outbreak.

The final attack

is taking place now.

The infected

are at this moment,

seeking out those they knew,

those they were close to.

Seeking them out

to eliminate any competition

as the dominant race.

They have become the perfect

k*lling machines.

The perfect k*lling machines.

But some of those

who had morphed...

came back.

Some people

are turning back

into what they were before.

Human, Max.

Some people are reverting.

How do they track us.

I think by smell

or magnetic impulses

or both.

Kind of like

their own private GPS.

Much like a lost dog or cat

can find their way home

over hundreds of thousands

of miles.

That's why

I moved out here

to the desert,

middle of nowhere,

away from everyone.

My girlfriend.

She's infected?

Oh yeah.

And she's found you?

Mm-hmm.

Is she alone?

Mm-hmm.

She won't be for long.

They're hunting in packs now.

Besides my brother,

I have--

had...

no relatives

or close relationships.

You're the closest.

No, you're

the only relationship

I have now.

That's a lot

of pressure on me, Doc.

No, don't worry, Max.

You don't have to visit

and make nice.

I like being alone.

How do I thank you?

Try staying alive.

There aren't many of us left.

I'll do that.

Did you forget something?

Something wicked

this way comes.

Do you believe

in love at first sight, Max?

Well, do you, punk?

Would you say it like it

in the fairy tales?

Would you be my knight

in shining armor?

Hammer Time.

Max?

Max?

Sara?

Max!

Max, untie me!

Today is the first day

of the rest of our days

for we are coming back

from the brink of oblivion

and we have the enemy

on the run.

Water.

The most simple and blessed

example of our earth's abundance

is leading the way.

The oceanic coasts

are tremendously overwhelmed

with the flow of our people.

So please,

choose more simple

H2O source

to go to.

A stream,

a river,

or a pond.

Will do nicely.

It is a new beginning

and a new order, I guess.

We do not know

how long it will be before

we write our ship.

Before the foreseeable future,

folks,

we have returned

to the bartering system.

And once more,

gold and silver are kings.