05x08 - Bicycle Built for the Blues

[bunniefuu]

( grunting )

Yeah, that'd be great.

It'd be great
if you could make it.

Give me it.

Don't.

Hey, guys!

Are you in there?!
Open up!

My gosh!

Justin's supposed
to be at practice.

What are we going to do?

I'll stall him.

Open up!

Uh, sorry, pal.

You can't come in right now.

Uh, exhaust from my car.

( coughs ):
It's really bad.

But I'm expecting
a call from my dad.

Did he call yet?

Nope. Come back later.

We'll have it fixed.

But, it's my...

Birthday.

Guess no one cares.

Oh, wow!

( snickering )

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

( burps )

Shift into Turbo!

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Mighty engines roar ♪

♪ Turbo charged for more ♪

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo... ♪

"Never fear,
what's lost is found.

"a gift to cheer you
on this day.

So take a chance and ride away."

Maybe it's from my dad.

PORTO: Is the plan working,
your deviousness?

Yes.
The little codfish took the bait.

Oh, goody-goody.

Porto...

are you positive big burpa
can cast her spell

and get the job done?

Yes.
One burp's all it will take.

My greatest creation yet.

Once he gets on that bicycle

that odometer counts backwards
to the ultimate birthday blast.

Then kaplooey!

One less Ranger to worry about.

( laughing )

Hey, come on, you two.

Enough of that!

( groans )

When is Lieutenant
Stone coming back?

We're running out of bananas.

He's out getting some food.

Hope he's back soon.

It must be hard on Justin
being away his dad

on his birthday.

I want to make this
a great day for Justin.

miles?

Maybe it's a used bike.

I don't care.

At least my dad remembered
my birthday.

Not like my other friends.

Whoa!

Hey, hey,
little friendless friend

and happy ( belches )
belchday to you.

The name's Big Burpa!

And you're the new
best biker buddy.

Whoa!

Why slow down
when you can speed up?

Watch out! Coming through!

( beeps )

( burps )

I don't believe it.

I left the rest of the balloons
at the Juice Bar.

I'll be back in a little bit.

You two behave.

Hey, guys, help me load
the stuff in the car.

Behave.

Whoa!
I've got to call the Rangers.

Are we having fun yet?

Out of the way!

I can't stop this!

I'm getting a kick out of this.

( panting )

( beeps )

Yo! Yo! Mayday, mayday!

We got a traffic school reject
on our hands.

Alpha Six,
will you contact Justin now?

You got it.

Whoa! He's biking

with some freakazoid
madame butterfly type.

Yo, Blue, come in.

We've got to talk

about your driving skills.

Whoa!

( yells )

Justin? Justin, come in.

Hey, don't make me
come over there, Blue.

I can't stop!

It's out of control!

I can't use my hands to morph.

This has got to be a bad dream.

What's with
the souped-up bike ride?

I knew something was wrong
when it went backwards.

I got you covered.

I'm calling in backup.

I'll be back soon.

See you.

Okay, see ya.

( beeping )

This is tommy. Go ahead.

ALPHA: Yo, Tommy.

You better pop on over here.

Justin's on track
to a really bad day.

We're on our way.

When the cats are away...

It's time for
two monkeys to play.

It's party time.

You got it.

It's time
for some serious tunes.

Hey, hey.

We are the monkeys.

Time for monkey business.

All right, I'm a power primate.
Yee-hoo!

Yee-haw!

( monkeys yelling and grunting)

I don't believe it.

♪ This is the way
we ride our bikes ♪

♪ Ride our bikes, ride our bikes ♪

( burping )

I bet that biker chick's
behind this.

I'll go after her.

You guys see about Justin.

Careful.
Divatox likes detonators

and you never know
what she's got wired.

Got it.

Shift into Turbo!

Red Lightning turbo power!

Aw, look at
the little putt-putt.

You'll never take me
in that no-go kart.

You're on!

( burping )

Hey, pull it over!

You wish

turbo twit.

Yee-haw!

( tires squeal )

I got the moves
and you ( burps ) lose.

Lost her, guys.

Looks like she's

headed back in your direction.

Alpha, will you inform
the others

of our latest foe?

ALPHA:
Yeah, Dimetria

this gurkha is Big Burpa.

A bicycle-riding fiend
who's got Justin

stuck to the pedals

and he's cruising
in near-flying speed.

A most difficult task
awaits you, Rangers.

If you can't stop her,
then who can?

Any word on Justin?

Alpha?

Uh, yo, can I get back
to you on that?

No, nothing yet, Tommy.

Well, I could use a hand,
in that case.

We're on our way.

Shift into Turbo.

Desert Thunder turbo power!

Dune Star turbo power!

Wind Chaser turbo power!

Oh, goody, company.

The more the merrier.

( burps )

TANYA: Come on,
you guys, let's go get her.

You call this a chase?

Ha, you're not even close.

Eat my dust, power losers.

She's going through
the alleyway, come on.

( burping )

There she is.

Let's go.

Hey, Adam, try and cut her off.

You know what they say:

"It's all downhill from here."

( burping )

She's headed for the underpass.

Hurry!

Neener-neener-neener.

Can't catch me.

( laughing )

You guys never learn.

Power sucker.

Come back here.

( burping and laughing )

Give her credit.
She's good.

But we'll get her
eventually.

Now, let's go find Justin.

Whoa!

Whoa!

I can't stop.

I just keep going faster.

Maybe when I hit zero...

It's counting down,
and that means...

There he is.

Sorry.

KAT:
Justin, you have to get off!

Out of the way!

The bike's a detonator!

Justin, wait!

Tommy, forget it.

The monster's a decoy.

Justin's bike
is the detonator.

TOMMY:
I'm on my way.

KAT:
Wait. What are you doing?

I'll dump it in the river
before it goes off.

Look out!

( yelling )

Oh, no, it floats!

Come on!

( laughing ):
Set your watches, boys.

Countdown has begun.

One more mile and bam!

Justin celebrates his birthday
in pieces across the country.

Oh, no!

If I can't stop this thing

in the next few minutes,
I'm history.

Hey, guys, one more mile,

and this bike's going
to blow sky-high.

If anybody's got any ideas

now would be a real good time
to speak up.

You've got to jump!

Jump onto the grass!

All right.

( grunting )

Guys, my foot!

My foot's stuck!

Justin, keep cool, man.

I'll get you off that thing.

Tommy, get out of the way.

No can do, pal

But I think it's time
to pull you over.

Red Lightning Zord power. Now!

I'm on my way, Justin.

( yells )

Whoa!

Hang in there, buddy.

Hurry, Tommy!

Hold on, Justin.

Try sh**ting the tires out.

Right.

Ugh!

Time for plan "B." Ready?

Yeah. Let's do it.

Coming to get you... now!

( grunting )

( yelling )

Are you okay, Justin?

Yeah, but, man, that
was a wild ride.

Well, it's over now.

BIG BURPA:
That's what you think.

We've only just begun.

( sinister laughter )

( burps )

We need you on this one, Justin.

You up for it?

Am I ever!

Big Burpa's going to pay
for messing up my birthday.

Shift into Turbo!

Mountain Blaster turbo power!

Desert Thunder turbo power!

Dune Star turbo power!

Wind Chaser turbo power!

All right, Burpa,
your burping days are over. Ha!

We'll see about that.

Now, I'm going to teach
you power wimps

a lesson you'll never forget.

Thanks for the lift, Burpa.

Hey, get your muddy feet off.

I just had it washed and waxed.

Justin, watch out!

( burps and yells )

Yes! All right!

I got to hand it to you, Burpa

When it comes to hot wind,
I bow down to the master.

Admit it.

You're finished.

You're the one who's finished.

You just don't know it yet.

You've had it, belch breath.

No more miss nice guy!

Fire the torpedoes.

RYGOG: Fire!

BURPA:
Torpedo time!

( burping ):
I love it!

I'll squash you

Like...

( burps )

...bugs.

In fact, I think I'll do it now.

Red Lightning turbo power!
Turbo up!

Mountain Blaster! Turbo up!

Desert Thunder turbo power!
Turbo up!

Dune Star turbo power!
Turbo up!

Wind Chaser turbo power!
Turbo up!

♪ Oh-oh, go ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go ♪

Let's do it!

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

ALL:
Initiate Turbo Megazord!

Hit it!

♪ Go ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go ♪

Okay, tin man,
let's rumble and tumble.

Justin, you want to deal
with this loser?

This one's personal!

All right, guys,
everybody ready?

Then let's go for it.

Hydro power lift. Now!

That ain't... no way...

to treat... a lady!

You're no lady, Burpa.

It's a*tillery time!

( burps )

Turbo Megazord Saber!
Turbo up!

ALL: Let's do it!

I'm zord sick.

Hold on 'cause here we go.

( burping )

Hello?

Guys, hello?

Aah...

Oh, boy, we're busted, buddy.

I can't believe
we ate the whole thing!

W-w-w...?

( monkeys chattering )

I can't believe
the problems I caused.

I'll never take a gift
from a stranger again.

We're glad you're okay.

Justin, I'll tell you what.

Why don't you go inside?

Sure.

ALL: Surprise!

( party horns blowing )

Man!

You guys knew it was my birthday
all along?

We wouldn't forget a
special day like this.

I'm sorry.

I didn't think you guys cared.

STONE: Justin...

even, uh, these two
have something

to give you.

Ah, thanks.

I've always wanted one of these.

Wait a sec.

That was one of my bananas.

Did you think I'd give him
one of mine?

( monkeys screeching )

Hey, what's wrong?

I was just wishing...
I wish my dad could be here.

Oh, sweetie, well,
maybe next year.

I'm sure he's thinking
about you, though.

Wasn't there one more present
to give Justin?

Oh, yeah, but it was
a little too big to wrap.

Dad?!

Dad! Oh, man.

This is the best birthday ever.

- I didn't think I'd see you.
- I wouldn't miss your birthday!

Dad!

I should have
known you'd come.

I knew you wouldn't forget.

Man, what a great birthday!

I mean, it didn't start out
too well, but it ended

- just fine.
- ( burp )

Huh?

( chattering )

( laughter )

Sorry.

Just couldn't hold it.

( chuckling )

( Divatox growls )

Hey, Auntie D.,
Guess who I am.

( imitating Elvis ):
Yeah. Thank you very much.

Hey, Colonel Barker...

He's your nephew, Divatox

Can't you do something
to make him stop?

I don't want to hear it.

Another stomach-turning display.

What is the big deal
with these birthdays, anyway?

I'd like to know.

If you'd let us celebrate one,
you'd understand.

I've got one coming up.

Forget it! I never got so much
as a card or a gift

So why should you?

Ah... gee.

( whimpers )

Nobody cares about me.

I don't even have a family.

But you got me.

Oh, that's precisely the problem.

All I've got is a mutant,
malfunctioning nephew

with the brain of a sea urchin.

Aw, shucky darn,
I love you, too.

Isn't that peachy!

Ooh.

( whimpering )

( sighs )

This is the best birthday ever.

Porto, are you positive
that the Big Burk...?

MAN:
That's okay.

Hey, guys, come on.

Let's load this stuff
in his car or something.

RYGOG:
Sometimes you get so obnoxious

I want to rip that costume
off you

and chop you into little teeny pieces.