05x21 - The Wheel of Fate

[bunniefuu]

Ta-da!

It was right where
you said it'd be.

Come on. Move it.

Okay, guys, you're going to go
to the salton sea

make a left,
down about , leagues

and then-- bingo!

Put it down. Let's see
what we've got.

All right. Come on, guys.
Come on.

Gold... jewels...

nyah...

Not bad.

Uh!

So last year.

Hello.

Ooh... this has been missing

for Eons.

Porto!

Bring me Dreadfeather.

Right away.

What is it,
your birth certificate?

No, you dunderloaf.

This star chart shows
the location

of the Lightning Cruiser
and the Storm Blaster.

The lightning who
and the storm what?

Ooh!

Only the two most powerful
vehicles in the universe.

If I possess them,
nothing will stand in my way.

( evil laugh )

How you doing?

You got a big job?

You called the right monster.

We'll see, won't we?

Now...

here's the plan.

( evil laughter )

I finally reached
the omega quadrant.

the map says the cars
are hidden

inside an asteroid
somewhere here.

There it is.

No. Maybe... ah!

Uh, how about... ah!

( groans )

This is a lot tougher
than I thought.

I need a break.

Oh, boy.

( growling )

Ah, this could take centuries.

Huh?

( blubbering and stammering )

Hey, hey! What's going on?

It's them!

And they're headed
towards Earth.

Shift into Turbo!

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Mighty engines roar ♪

♪ Turbo charged for more ♪

♪ Drive four on the floor ♪

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo... ♪

Man, they need to
come up with a machine

that you put on your head
before you fall asleep

and when you wake up
in the morning...

Your homework's done.

Exactly.

- Huh?
- Huh?

Whoa. What's that?

A meteor shower?

Let's check it out.

And touchdown.

Aha! There they are.

This is going to be

easier than I thought.

( gibberish )

Check this baby out.

( squawking )

ELGAR:
Bunch of amateurs.

Step aside and let an expert
show you how it's done.

Now, don't try this
at home, kids.

Whoa! Hey!

No, no, no. Bad car!

Yeah. Bad car!

All right.
I'm going for a ride.

Now, uh...

how do I make it go?

Oh, yeah. Uh... get in.

( groaning )

Why, you little...

Yeah. You little...

Uh! That pony bucked me.

I can't believe it.

What th...?

Run!

Come on.

Are you crazy?

You almost ran us over.

Huh?

There are no drivers.

Maybe these are what
we saw in the sky.

These? Vould be

but I haven't seen anything
like this.

- Huh?
- Huh?

Step back!
Those belong to us.

( engines revving )

Naughty, naughty.

I've got a feeling
they're not yours.

You catch on quick
for a new guy.

Hold it right there.

Gotcha!

TJ! Help!

Justin!

See ya!

No!

Hate to grab and run, but...

got to go!

( laughing )

Alpha, Elgar's got Justin.

Ooh!

Tell everyone to meet me
at the Power Chamber.

( yells )

What was that for?

What is it?

Hey, you know where to find him.

You got to help us.

( yelling )

This is nuts.

Huh?

Come on.
What's it going to be?

That's more like it.

My cousin is doing a
big favor for you guys

by giving you these jobs.

So do me a favor--
don't mess up.

Hey, Joe.

Huh?

Oh, all right.

This is where all
new employees start.

Now, until that concrete is dry

"stop" is for when
you want cars to stop

and "slow"

is for...

When you want...

want...

cars to go slow.

- Oh!
- Oh!

( clearing throat )

Wow, think of all the muscles

we're going to get
doing this all day.

My arm hurts.

Nobody said watching
cement dry would be easy.

( car approaching )

( clearing throat )

He's not stopping.

Fine. You want trouble?

How's this?

( yelling )

( men laughing )

Huh?

( beeping )

This is TJ. What's up?

TJ, we can't find justin
on any of the scanners.

Where are you?

Don't ask.

All I know is, I'm about
a thousand feet in the air.

Right now
we need to find Justin.

We've scanned the
whole city-- nothing.

I'm picking up a signal
from the warehouse district.

You better check it again.

Something's blocking the sensors.

We can't scan inside it.

Rangers...

this must be the place.

You better get over there.

I'm on my way, too.

Shift into Turbo!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

CASSIE:
Piranahtron.

CARLOS:
Justin's got to be inside.

Shift into Turbo!

Get down!

What are we going to do?

We can't just burst in there.

They could hurt Justin.

Hey, you're right.

Come on. I've got a plan.

Let's go.

Come on, little storm...
storm something...

let's do this the easy way, huh?
What do you say?

( engine revving )

( gibberish )

Now.

All right, guys.
Let's go get Justin.

Too bad you're headed
for the scrap heap.

( laughing )

Leave him alone!

What?

Huh?

Is the little Ranger afraid

we'll scratch the paint, well, let me
give it a couple of pecks on the cheek.

Let's see now...

Why don't I take a whack at it?

( laughing )

Huh?

Thanks, Elgar.

Shift into Turbo!

Now just what do you think
you're going to do?

You're surrounded.

Yeah.
Come on, little boy blue.

Hit me with your best shot.

I guess there's no other way in.

Okay, guys, are you ready?

All set.

Then let's do it.

ALL:
Turbo RAM Cannon Mode!

Fire!

All right!
That should have done it.

Let's go check it out.

I can't believe it.

It didn't even put a dent in it.

TJ, we're here
outside the warehouse

but we can't get in.

We've got to find a way inside.

Maybe I can help.

I think I'm getting
the hang of these controls.

I'll be right there.

( yelling )

( whirring )

Huh?

Huh?!

It's TJ!

Oh, no! Get Justin!

What's going on?!

Whoa! Uh!

Well, what are you waiting for?

Let's go!

They're getting away!

Cool.

Whoa!
The Star Blaster's awesome

but I sure hope it's got
a strong grip on you, TJ.

I've got you, buddy.

All right!

Thanks.

Huh?

Whoa!

I love this thing.

Dreadfeather...

Oh, hi, there.

I sent you to do one little thing.

Uh, his fault.

It's not my fault.

Those cars can fight
and fly and break chains.

They got a mind

of their own.

We need something
that powerful, too.

Well, that's exactly
why I brought you this.

Whoa-h*-h*!

What, the Tricycles
weren't available?

( laughing )

( screaming )

Now quit goofing around

and get those Rangers.

You got it, Auntie D.

I'll drive.

Okay. Come on.
Let's go, wingding.

Oh... go!

Go on, you two.

Go with them.

( groans )

( laughing )

SKULL: Hey, Bulk,
have you seen my wallet?

No. You seen my keys?

Nah.

Phew.

( car approaching )

( blubbering )

( yelling )

♪ Bah-na-na-na-na-na ♪

BOTH: No!

♪ Na-na-na-na-na. ♪

BOTH: No!

Oops! Sorry!

Good one.

Not.

( laughing )

( groaning )

Alpha, I've got Justin,
and everything is a-okay.

Thanks again, TJ.

Don't thank me.

Thank the Lightning Cruiser.

( gleeful laughing )

The boys and their toys--
how cute can you get?

Oh!

Let's get them, Justin.

Right.

After them.

Come on!

Come and get me!

( laughing )

Gotcha!

Go on! Go on! Go on!

Hah!

( both grunting )

Hey, guys,
I could use a little backup.

We're all over it, TJ.

How'd you learn to drive?

Mail order?

No. Can't read.

Time to change drivers.

Are you ready?

Sure.

BOTH:
Let's put them down.

Jet Cruiser Mode.

Not so fast, featherhead.

What? What?

( blubbering )

Let me down!

TJ, can you help me
finish out this birdbrain?

Gladly. Time to clip
this birdie's wings.

( screaming )

- ( grunting )
- You dented my hood!

That's not all
I'm going to dent.

Auto Blaster, fire!

Aw, man! My wheels!

( panicky yelling )

Yeah! All right!

Auntie D's going to be
really upset with you.

( bellowing )

Aw, too bad.

That takes care of the car.

Yeah!
This lightning cruiser rocks.

Yeah! All right!

Sweet. You're a great
new addition to the team.

Yeah, and Storm Blaster's
just plain awesome.

RANGERS: Yeah!

( laughing )

And...

as for you...!

Who...? Uh, wait a minute

wait a minute.

Uh, look what I got here.

And it could be all yours.
That's right.

Uh, touch of gold and treasure

but, uh, it's in Hawaii.

Really?

Oh! Look at the time,
and I'm on my way...

Hawaii, huh?

Well...

Bye-bye. Uh, see ya.

I guess you should swim there!

Ooh!
Wait a minute, wait a minute.

I can't swim!

Maybe we can talk this over.

JOE: Amazing.

I can't even trust you guys

to protect a little
bit of concrete.

Thanks.

Monkeys could have done better.

Joe, listen.
I can explain, really.

Just give them
another chance, huh?

( moaning )

( groaning )

I hope they like being
part of the team.

( horn honks )

I think that means "yes."

What do you guys think?

I love it.
How about you, Ashley?

Me, too.
This is the first car

that's ever taken me for a ride.

How are you guys doing?

Great.

Let's see.

I've got all my scuba gear on

and I'm ready to go down...

Oop...! Oh, my.

Hoo-hoo!

I'm gunning this baby
in reverse!

Check out that horsepower.

Hey, eat a couple more
spoonfuls of chili, boys.