05x22 - Trouble by the Slice

[bunniefuu]

It will transport any object

From one place to another.

However, it must
be aimed carefully...

Right! Right!

Whatever!

Just give it to me!

I told you it works.

Thank you,
thank you very, very much.

Thank you.

You barely moved three feet.

I'm turning it up.

Watch it.

the Ricochets are
even worse than her aim.

( creatures laughing )

How's this for aim?

( braying )

Um, Divatox

I wouldn't do that.

Of course, you wouldn't.

Now!
let's see what this thing can

really do.

Hold still!

( screaming )

W-what happened to her?

It moved her,
b-but I don't know where.

You better hope
we find her in one piece.

Auntie D! Auntie D!

Uh...

Ooh!

Aah!

Where am I?

Ooh.

Huh?

Oh...

Who am I?!

Shift into Turbo!

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Mighty engines roar ♪

♪ Turbo charged for more ♪

♪ Drive four on the floor ♪

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo... ♪

Man, I think she's so great.

I want to ask her on a
date, but what if she...?

Girls, girls, girls.

Big pizzazz.

Just ask.

You'll never know until you try.

You know what?

You're right.

I'm going to walk right up...

Hey, want to play
some soccer?

Soccer?

Uh, no.

I got math homework.

Homework?

I thought we were going
to hang out for a while.

- I don't like soccer.
- Have you ever played?

Sorry. Bad kick.

Hey, no sweat.

Hey, you guys want to play?

Uh, maybe.

Come on.

Can homework wait?

But I don't know how.

What if I'm no good?

You'll never know till you try.

Come on.

( moaning )

Take these pizzas.

Deliver them

to these addresses.

Got it.

Say no more.

Ugh!

We know Angel Grove
like the back of our hand.

Looking good, Bulky.

Yeah, you know what they
always say, Skullovitch.

Women love a man in uniform.

Hey!

( laughing )

Mmm!

You going to pay
for that pizza, honey?

"Honey"? Do you know me?

Sure. I know you, honey.

You ain't got a cent, do you?

( sniffing )

Whoo! No, as a matter of fact,
I do have a scent.

Very funny.

Enjoy the pizza.

And then

you're working for me.

( growling )

Nothing!

Not a single clue!

It is truly mystifying.

I've looked everywhere.

Maybe I should send an SOS
throughout the galaxy.

I got a better idea.

Heh-heh-heh!
Hey, look at this.

Ta-da!

RYGOG:
Quit fooling around, Elgar.

We're in serious trouble here.

Get it?
You don't get it.

Uh-uh.

Huh! Well, I tried.

( rumbling )

Whoa! Divatox, is that you?

Huh?

Hello! That was my stomach.

All this searching's
made me hungry.

Yeah, let's eat.

Hey, how about some pizza?
Huh?

Yes. Good idea.

Ready-- papers, scissors, rock.

Ha! Loser!

All right, I'll go.

Yeah!

Hey, Justin!

( boys cheering )

Whoa! Oh!

Whoops! Uh-oh.
Aw, man!

( growling )

Left! Left!

Oh! No, right!

Go right!

Uh, nope. I was wrong.

It was left.

Are you sure?

Of course, I'm sure.

The apartment building's
on the left

the high rise on the right.

Consider this one delivered.

Heh! We're flying now.

All right, who's next?

Delivered. Next.

Delivered. Next.

Ah! Some people like it raw.

( forced chuckling )

( disgusted moan )

Hey, lady,
my boys are on the way.

We ain't got a
delivery time guarantee.

Hello there!

I called ahead.

Five pizzas cooked to a crisp.

Yeah.
You're in Angel Grove Lake, right?

Exactly, you handsome
young thing.

Sorry.

- We're out of raw fish heads.
- Oh, well.

Okay.

Hey, man...

There was a bite
out of my pizza.

What?

Oh, my!

Oh...

Uh, Divatox... psst, psst...

Yeah, what is it, buddy?

Divatox, don't you recognize me?

Yeah. I know a lot of guys

with aquariums on their heads.

You could be any one of them.

But, Divatox...

It's me, Porto.

Oh...

oh, dear.

( whimpering )

Huh? Power Rangers.

Wow.
How come you go to high school?

I took some tests.

I guess I'm pretty smart.

You mean, you're a nerd.

( boys laughing )

If he's such a nerd

how come he dribbled
the ball right past you

and won the game?

Come on, Justin.

I love this game!

Yeah, me, too!

Can I have a pitcher
of orange soda...

Honey, come here!

Some lemonade, water and...

Guys, pepperoni or mushroom?

BOYS:
Mushroom!

One pepperoni
and one mushroom.

That's bucks even.

There! Satisfied?

The Queen of Evil
in a pizza parlor?

Cool!
Now we can get free pizza.

But there's more to the story.

There were a couple
of Power Rangers

In there, too.

Power Rangers?

Uh-oh.

Mmm... I think I better
check out this situation

for myself.

Yep.

Those Rangers are there,
all right.

And there's Divatox!

We've got to get her
out of there.

Porto, make a monster
to distract the Rangers.

It's not that easy to make
a monster there, Rygog.

I need to have

a special purpose for it.

I need to know what kind.

I need specifics;
I need inspiration.

I need... I need...

Mad Mike.

Did somebody order pizza?

- I love it!
- Wow! Cool.

Let's get cooking, g*ng!

Way to go there, Porto!

No delivery boys yet?

Well, I...

eat a snack.

Excuse me.

I could be wrong

but I think this pizza had a bite

taken out of it.

( growling )

Honey?!

How in the world

do you expect me
to stay in business...

- ( growling )
- ...with customers telling me

that there are bites...

I've got to mop the floor;

I've got pizzas in the oven;

I'm peeling onions;

and you're yelling at me.

What do you want me
to do first, Mike?

Mop... please?

( evil laughter )

My first victims!

They need me to
spark them up a little.

Hey, guys...

how about some pizzas?

( men yelling )

Yeow! Yeow! Yeow!

I knew it was too quiet.

( beeping )

You know what?
Forget about it.

Justin.

Later, guys.

All right, bye. Come play
next weekend, Justin.

- Really? Okay. See ya.
- Yeah.

You know, for a while there

I forgot I was a Power Ranger.

( howling )

Stay away from me,
you freak!

We're here to save you,
my Queen.

We're on your side.

( screaming )

Oh, my...

( growling )

She's going to blow!

Cover!

( screaming )

( grunts )

Elgar, what are you trying
to do to me?

Hoo-hoo! Yes!

Get me out of this...

pizza parlor!

Absolutely.

With pleasure, my Queen.

With pleasure.

And then I said,
"Ah, forget, Divatox.

Let's get some pizza."

Which is why we, uh...

well, uh, kind of forgot about you.

Got to go.

I'll keep that in mind, Elgar.

Good. You're here.

So, what's up?

Divatox's monster's up.

Everyone, before you go...

along with your new abilities
as Power Rangers

you also have a new weapon--

the Turbine Laser.

The Turbine Laser
uses the latest technology

in particle acceleration.

It creates
a highly concentrated

beam of energy

that can devastate any foe.

It holds immense power.

Use it wisely, Rangers.

You got it, Dimitria.

Shift into Turbo!

( Italian accent ):
I need-a new-a customers.

Ah! Right on time!

You know,
I've had just about enough

pepperoni and
mushrooms today.

We're here
to toss your salad.

Well, then, how about
a little fire and brimstone?

Orders up!

A little too spicy for you?

Look out! Aah!

( all screaming )

Ha-ha-ha! Now to serve up

your final slice, Power Rangers.

Huh? What's this?

( screams )

Trying to drive me away, huh?

I'll turn things around.

Now they're my wheels.

It's delivery time!

What's he done
to Mountain Blaster?

And Lightning Cruiser.

Give them a taste
of their own cooking.

Fire!

It's got to be those pizzas
on the wheels

of the cars, TJ.

He's turned them against us.

Whoa! Whoa!

Porto...

make me a Colossal Cooker.

One Colossal Cooker
coming right up.

- Whoa!
- Whoa!

( screaming )

Hey, where are we?

Oh, no.

Come on, guys, get up;
get up, Justin.

We can't let them

close that door on us.

Ashley, am I dreaming

or is this stuff what I think it is?

No, you're not dreaming.

This is definitely cheese.

And very good-a cheese-a, too.

You see, I only use
the finest ingredients

in my Power Rangers pizza.

( laughing )

You'll never get away
with this.

Ah-ah-ah.

You can't penetrate
the force field.

Besides, you might cook
yourselves with the ricochets

And we still need
more ingredients.

It's stuffy in here!

Don't cry.

It's only onions. Then peppers,
mushrooms and pepperoni.

And the secret
to a great pizza--

More cheese.

Now is-a time to heat things up.

Use my Colossal Cooker
for ten minutes

and you're going to have

a beautiful, cheesy,
deep-dish Power Rangers pizza.

( Rangers screaming )

Smells like trouble.

The source seems to be
this very large oven.

I shall investigate.

( screaming )

Hello in there.
Do you require assistance?

- Yes!
- Power Rangers?

They've been cooked

into a pizza.

A brilliant bit
of detective work there.

You'll pay for that, you fiend.

( screams )

I'm on my way, Rangers.
Hold on.

Thank you.

Good to see you.

Get away

From my pizza.

You again?

Finally, it's suppertime.

I can't get out.

( all grunting )

Mmm. You smell so good.

Which one should I eat first?

Oh, you don't want to eat me.

I'm not completely cooked.

I hate it when my food
doesn't agree with me.

Not so fast, criminal.

These vehicles have become
quite a traffic hazard.

Maybe they'll respond
to a simple traffic signal.

Red light now!

Halt!

The evil pizzas were no match
for a simple stoplight.

And now...

Before long, I'll eat you all,
so quit complaining.

Stop!

( screams )

Ugh! You again.

I'll teach you
to interrupt my dinner.

Synergizer...

Blaster Mode.

( all grunting )

You're free.

You've ruined my pizza.

Yes, I have.

Let's close his kitchen.

- You've got it.
- Let's go! - Right!

( karate yells )

Let's finish him.

Turbine Laser, online.

All right!

Take your positions, Rangers.
Ready!

Fire!

( screams )

- Nuts!
- Rats! - Drats!

- Phooey!
- Curses! - Ah... fiddlesticks!

Ooh!

Fire the torpedoes!

( laughing )

For a giant-size pizza

you need
a giant-size pizza cutter.

Robo Racer, online.

Robo Racer, Battle Mode.

Oh, you've come for Mad Mike?

I will rip you to pizzas.

Puncharoni!

How about
a couple of spicy ones?

( laughing )

Thanks for the assistance,
Rangers.

- No sweat.
- No problem.

Synergizer, Blaster Mode.

( screams )

Spinout!

Wait a second.

Hmm...

Whoa. Look at that.

My shoe's untied.

( humming )

Pizza man!

What?

What?

How lucky.

A test subject.

- Whoo!
- Wait!

Don't sh**t yet.

Uh, hey. I'll take that.

Oh, yeah. Uh, thanks, man.

You're the best.

Okay, coast is clear, my Queen.

It works perfectly, Porto.

Why, yes.

And it seems to have put
all of his pieces

back in their proper places.

( laughing )

Okay, okay, it worked.

Can I come back in now?

Whoa!

Got to go.

( evil laughter )

Save me a slice.

Oh, absolutely.

We will, Dimitria.

I forgot... I forgot my lines.

So the aim, the click-click,
wait, dah-dah-dah

Hold it, take away,
put it back, freeze.