05x26 - The Darkest Day

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This hike was a good idea, Cassie.

It's such a beautiful day.

I had to get outside.

( laughing )

Just keep walking.

That's it. That's it.

Just a little more
and it's bye-bye Rangers.

It's time to rock and roll.

( gasping )

( laughing )

The subcraft is within range.

Contact Divatox at once.

( phone ringing )

Divatox, it's for you.

Well, I'm not in.

Take a message.

Well, don't just stand there.

Give me a hand.

( groaning )

Divatox?

Yes. Yes, that's it.

Two of those little power pests

are about to become
a boulder souffle.

Uh, Divatox...

I said take a message.

I am busy Fl*ttening Rangers.

You really want to take
this call.

No. What I really want
is for you to be quiet!

( yells )

It can wait!

Uh, but, uh...

( laughing )

We'll never get
this thing to budge.

I'm taking a break.

Whoa!

TJ:
Rock slide! Run!

- Hurry!
- Go!

Shift into Turbo!

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Mighty engines roar ♪

♪ Turbo charged for more ♪

♪ Drive four on the floor ♪

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo... ♪

CASSIE: TJ!

Lightning Cruiser, Storm Blaster

we need you now.

( groaning )

Look out!

Welcome to bowling for Rangers.

There it is!

There's Storm Blaster.

TJ:
Come on.

Hey, wait a minute.

That's not fair.

( grunts )

Let's go.

Hey! Where'd they go?

They were right down there

just a second ago.

( groans )

Even Rangers can't disappear
into thin air.

Hmm?

Oh!

Didn't anyone teach you
not to throw rocks?

Piranahtrons, attack!

Eliminate them!

Auntie D.'s not
going to like this.

Hey, Elgar,
what's the matter?

Are you all out of boulders?

Ha! Ha!

( grunts )

That nitwit nephew of mine
almost had them.

All he had to do was move
a couple of tons of rock.

What I need is something better,
something bigger. Yes!

Why won't my sister
return my calls?

Havoc?

Yes.
General Havoc at your service.

Sorry.
I've been a little out of touch.

How did you get here?

Why, by Space Base,
of course.

The Space Base.

It's here?

Well, you ordered my men
to build it, didn't you?

Yeah,
about a hundred years ago.

Better late than never.

But if you don't want it...

No!

No?

I mean...
I wouldn't dream of you leaving.

No, no, my dear,
dear brother.

Does it have a docking bay
for the spacecraft?

Of course.

There's room for everyone.

Excellent.

It'll be the perfect thing
to defeat those Rangers.

Elgar, Porto, Rygog,
prepare the ship!

But Elgar has not yet
returned, my Queen.

Well, then we'll wait
for Elgar to get back

and then we'll leave.

Ready whenever you
are, your Evilness.

You guys should have seen
Elgar's face.

A rock slide--

Man, I miss out
on all the good stuff.

Not all the good stuff.

I got you a ticket

for the Angel Grove
Monster Tour.

All right!

Isn't that where

tour guides take you

all around town
to where Rangers

have fought monsters?

You wouldn't catch me
on that tour.

So then I guess you
don't want this, huh?

Huh? Huh?

Mm-hmm.

( chuckling )

Step right this way

for the last stop
on Angel Grove's Monster Tour.

I can't believe you
talked me into this.

Oh, come on, Carlos,
it's been fun.

A lot of people

see monsters on this very spot.

If we wait just a few minutes

we might just see

one of Angel Grove's
most famous monsters.

Who could it be?

Pudgy Pig?

Eye Guy?

The Packster?

( growling )

( laughing )

( growling )

You're not a real monster.

( groaning )

Sorry, folks.

We're just having a little fun here.

This is my good pal, Skull.

You know, we once
really did see

an alien spaceship
land in that lake.

I saw some aliens once.

- Yeah, good for you.
- Yeah. I saw the alien ship, too.

I thought we were going to get

to see a real monster.

The pamphlet said we were going

to get to see the Rangers

or a real monster in action.

Skull, I think you'd better
put your head back on.

( groaning and grumbling )

Nice monster suit.

( laughing )

( blowing raspberry )

Bulkmeier?

Oh, Skullovich?

I thought I hired you two

to give monster tours,
not create a mob.

But... we were just
trying to show them

where the evil alien
spacecraft went in the lake.

Not the alien spaceship story
again?

Aw, I've had enough
for one day

But we'll try this again tomorrow.

DIVATOX: Ahem!

Just where do you
think you're going?

Who? Me?
Uh, funny you should ask.

I was just on my way to...

Elgar?

Oh, Uncle Havoc!

Good to see you.

Wish I could say the same.

Look. Head's gotten bigger.

Too bad your brain hasn't.

Stow the sentiments, Elgar.

We're leaving.

All right, Porto.

Come on,
what are you waiting for?

Let's get this subtub moving.

All right, Brother,
let's see this Space Base.

Haul in the anchor.

Hauling in anchor.

Fire thrusters.

Firing thrusters.

Prepare for liftoff.

Isn't this fun?

Engage fin-wings.

Hold on to your horns

boys.

It's moving day!

We've left the Earth's
atmosphere, my Queen.

This Space Base is big enough
for your entire crew

as well as my private army

of Robot Warriors.

Hey, hey, what
a cool-looking Space Base.

Prepare for docking speed.

Prepare for docking speed.

Uh, now?

Not now.

( groaning )

Now?

Not now.

Now!

( grunting )

We did it. We did it.

We've docked
with the Space Base.

Docking procedure has
been completed, my Queen.

Welcome to the
Space Base, Sister.

Oh, how sweet.

You remembered
the space balcony.

I never forget a detail.

From here, you have
a view of any world

you'd like to conquer.

Shall we take a tour?

Oh, delighted, dear brother.

I thought you would be.

Ah, it's good to be the queen.

So true.

You may take my hand.

Gotcha.

- ( laughing )
- And now to bask

In the adoration
I so richly deserve.

Hello, minions.

Yes. Hello. I'm here now.

Bon jour, peons, bon jour.

Bringing a little excitement
into your dreary little lives.

Your Piranahtrons
can run the base

as efficiently as my own...

( grunts )

...Elite Forces.

What a wonderfully dreary place.

And I've saved the best for last.

My secret weapon in
the never-ending fight

against good.

You didn't forget?

It's here?

Why, of course it is. Look.

Ah...

The Metalasaurus--

the perfect thing
to defeat those Rangers.

( gleeful laughing )

I started tracking the signal

as soon as the ship
left the lake.

The signature readings
confirm it.

That's the subcraft.

Divatox left the Earth?

Looks like it.

Did she give up?

Not likely.

Wait a minute!

Something's interfering

with the frequency.

You're receiving a transmission.

Hello, Rangers.

My name is General Havoc

brother to the Pirate Queen,
Divatox.

Yo. What do you want?

Meet me at
the Angel Grove Pier to discuss

the terms of your surrender.

If you don't show up,
or if you try

any of your Ranger tricks,
I shall destroy the Earth.

ALPHA:
Gee, can't wait to meet

the rest of the family.

If you don't show up,
I'll destroy the Earth.

Alpha,
call the rest of the Rangers.

We can't take the chance
that he's bluffing.

You got it.

Shift into Turbo!

What a lovely spot
for a spot of tea.

Ah, Rangers,
it's about time you arrived.

Would you care for a muffin?

Who are you?

And if you don't mind my asking

what do you want from us?

You are in no position
to ask questions of me

but I'm feeling generous today

so I, General Havoc,
on behalf of Divatox

Queen Pirate of the Universe

order you to surrender
immediately.

We never surrender.

Ever.

That's about to change.

For change is the only constant
in the universe.

What you don't seem
to understand

is that the force I represent

is far too powerful for you
to even hope to defeat.

Oh, yeah?

What makes you think
you're so tough, Havoc?

Oh, I'm tougher

than you can even imagine,
young man

but my special troops
are a great deal tougher.

What special troops?

My Robot Warriors feel no pain

and with no need to breathe

are superb fighters
both on land and underwater.

I'll give you one last chance.

Surrender to me now,
or be destroyed.

No way. No deal.

Very well.

HAVOC:
That's enough.

Is that the best you can do?

As a matter of fact,
it isn't.

Huh?

Oh, no.

You arrogant young pups

took the bait
hook, line and robot

and now you'll have to deal
with Metalasaurus.

You're doomed.

Turbine Laser now!

Laser activate.

Turbine Laser.

ALL: Fire!

Oh, no.
The laser didn't even phase him.

Is that the best
you can do, Rangers?

Sorry, not good enough.

Whoa! Alpha, we're going
to need the Turbo.

Oh, please,
don't bother getting up.

Any suggestions?

( clearing throat )

Thanks.

You've been a terrific crowd.

Yeah, much better
than the last one.

BULK: We'd just like to
leave you with this one thought.

Angel Grove has

a highly sophisticated
monster detection system

and in the event of an actual

monster attack,
we are to proceed directly

to the nearest designated

monster safety zone.

We never scream.

We never run.

Uh-huh.

( both screaming )

Run! Run! Run!

( screaming )

That thing's going
to destroy Angel Grove.

We need
Turbo Megazord Power now.

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo. ♪

Initiate Turbo Megazord.

Turbo up!

Let's try it again, General.

I wouldn't count on changing
the outcome, if I were you.

Time to finish it.

Spin out!

I'm not through with you yet.

( all gasping )

Hmm, maybe my brother's
not so bad after all.

( laughing )

( cackling )

I'm not through
with you, power peons.

Not yet.

I think you'll get
a charge out of this.

Hey!

What's going on?

Carlos, what's he doing now?

He shorted out the console.

It's melting.

Now, troops, finish them off.

You heard the general.

Get up there.

CARLOS: Look out,
guys, we've got company.

CASSIE:
They're overpowering us.

There's too many of them.

I told you, you Rangers were
no match for me and my troops.

Victory is mine.

Now to get rid of your
pesky piece of mega-junk

once and for all.

( evil laughter )

Look up there.

Oh, no!
He's got the Turbo Megazord.

Nothing like coming home
after a good day's work.

Ah, Sister.

Brother!

How the tides of w*r
have changed.

We have the Power Ranger's
primary battle vehicle.

- Yeah, we have the Megazord, too.
- ( growling )

What?

This day belongs to you,
my evil sister.

Of course it does.

I can launch an attack
at any moment

and the Earth will be
completely defenseless.

And to think,
I used to hate moving.

( laughing )

Laugh!

( all laughing )

Stop!

( laughter stops )

I love that.

I should have seen this coming.

( groans in frustration )

Done something to stop it.

TJ, it's not your fault.

They had more power.

How are we going
to defend Angel Grove

without the Megazord?

Cassie's right.
It's hopeless.

I can't believe it.

It just seems so unreal.

I wonder where
they took the Megazord?

Somewhere out in space,
maybe?

There's no getting it back now.

What's that?

Hmm?

The Phantom Ranger.

CARLOS:
I'll doubt even he can help us now.

You must not despair, Rangers.

There is one last hope.

What hope?

Whatever it is, it can't wait.

You must wait.

All will be revealed in time.

But...

Next time on:

Divatox shoots down
the Lightning Cruiser

as Metalasaurus rampages
through Angel Grove.

Rangers, come with me.

But Angel Grove needs us.
we can't leave now.

There's no choice.
You must leave.

Even the Phantom Ranger

can't stop Metalasaurus.
Can they escape?

Find out on the next:

Any time you're ready, CB.

Rygog, Elgo, Portar!

He actually believes
he's a general.

Yeah, the general
of ham acting.

Hey, what's the matter?

Ahh!

Ahh!