05x30 - The Robot Ranger

[bunniefuu]

Hello, girls!

Tennis anyone?

You two are giving tennis lessons?

Uh, no, they're not.

Bulkmeier, Skullovitch,
I hired you two

to run the ball machine
and videotape the lesson.

As tennis pros.

As ball boys.

Wait till you see us in action.

You'll want us to be
the next tennis pros.

Do you guys even know
how to play tennis?

Today, the Angel Grove
Tennis Court.

Tomorrow... Wimbledon!

Wimble who?

Just run the equipment.

( both yelling )

( screams )

( loud groaning )

Ashley, I am so sorry.

Oh, that's got to hurt.

I'm fine.

Thanks.

Let me just go grab a towel.

( whirring noise )

( beeping )

She's not real.

Ashley's a robot.

Shift into Turbo!

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Mighty engines roar ♪

♪ Turbo charged for more ♪

♪ Drive four on the floor ♪

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo... ♪

Forehand, backhand.

Ready?

Sure.

Justin, want to come with us?

Uh-uh. No.

I mean, that's okay.

Okay. Bye.

Hey, Justin.

The girls are taking
tennis lessons

from Bulk and Skull?

Come on!

Oh, man

you broke my radio.

Sorry. I'll fix it.

Come on.

We got to find Ashley.

BULK:
All right, Ashley

We'll be recording the lesson

so you can see

what you're doing wrong.

Ball boy,
turn the machine on.

Machine

on!

Whoops. Okay, whoops.

That was my fault there.

Don't worry about that.

My fault.

I saw the wires.

They were right here.

So maybe she broke
her communicator.

TJ, you didn't see it.

Something's happened to Ashley.

SKULL: Don't worry.
I'll have this ready in a jiffy.

Remember, girls, it's okay
if you're not too strong.

Just try to get the ball
over the net

right towards Skull.

( grunts )

Fixed it.

All right, watch the master.

( grunts )

Let me try one.

Okay

Here it comes, little girl.

Ready?

( yells )

Ooh, yeah.

Oh, nice shot.

Guess you got lucky.

TJ, did you see that?

She's never had
a tennis lesson before.

So she's a natural.

That doesn't make her a robot.

That was great.

Uh, Skull...

We have a another racket
here, please?

Sure. Sure.

No problem. No problem.

Don't worry. I got it.

So, Porto, they're putting
themselves on film.

Bring me Flash Head.

Right away, my Queen.

Hey, h*, am I late?

Whoa, love the decor.

Hey, let's do lunch.

Love you, babe.

His specialty is wrapping
his victims in film

and quick as a flash...

well, just watch.

( yelling )

Flashy.

Yes, and very effective.

Ooh.

Hmm.

A reel of film. Nice.

Elgar, go with him

and don't miss a single reel.

Right.

A monster movie.

My favorite.

Here's the scene.

You guys run when I say "action."

( yelling )

- We better...
- Wait a second.

If that's not the real Ashley,
she can't morph.

It'll prove it.

We can't wait.

They're in trouble.

FLASH HEAD:
Glad you could join us, babe.

This scene is really going
to send you reeling.

ELGAR:
Great. You ruined

a perfectly good Piranhatron.

FLASH HEAD:
Not to worry, babe.

I'll fix him in editing.

Alpha, we need Carlos now.

You've got it.

Shift into Turbo.

Carlos, boy, I'm glad to see you.

Ashley can morph.

Of course she can.

Come on, Justin.

Shift into Turbo.

Oh, great.

I've had enough.

It's time to finish this.

Never send a Flash Head
to do a mutant's job.

Now, if I can just figure out

how to do it.

Hmm.
Maybe this thing will do the trick.

Hey, this is fun.

Here.
You want a tennis lesson?

Oh, no!

Somebody shut that thing off.

Right.

Give it up.
And don't come back.

It's all over, Elgar.

Yeah, you lose.

It's okay. I got to go.

Ta-ta.

Oh, man.

( laughing )

Hey, come back.

Catch you later, babe.

Love you.

Are you okay?

Yeah. Let's go after him.

This way.

There he is.

Great. Now in this scene,
I wipe you out.

The only scene
you're going to play

is you leaving the planet
permanently.

It'll never fly.

Cut! Cut!

That's all wrong.

It's supposed to go like this.
Beautiful, beautiful.

Now I think it's time
we call it a wrap.

I've had it with this guy.

I can't move.

Getting tighter.

Yeah, print it.

It's a keeper.

Push out, guys.
Maybe we can stretch it.

Everyone look at the flashbulb.

Huh? Forget it.

Uh-oh. Bad tape.

Hey, Flash Head

we've got a different
ending in mind.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Launch the torpedoes!

( laughing )

We need
Rescue Megazord Power now.

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo. ♪

I'm the director
around hered I call the shots.

Really?
Well, we'll see about that.

We'll start with a close-up.

Got you.

Say cheese.

Cut and print it.

Let's send this guy
to the cutting room floor.

ALL:
a*tillery power now!

That's not in the script.

Turbo a*tillery power fire!

Flash Head was panned.

Porto, get over here.

Hurry up before I turn you
into a s'more.

Now, I need a monster

Who will give those
Rangers a real charge.

Ah, I have just the monster.

Ashley, could I see you a sec?

Sure, Justin. What's up?

I wanted to apologize.

I was thinking some pretty
crazy things about you.

Like what?

It doesn't matter.

It was too weird.

CARLOS: Hey, Justin.

I was doing some
math homework and...

Can I ask you a question?

Sure thing, Carlos.

Does Justin suspect?

I think he saw the wires.

I agree.

He knows too much.

We'd better keep an eye on him.

Justin, is that a new radio?

Nah, it's TJ's.

I broke it...

and I fixed it.

Can't go wrong
with that strategy, huh?

( laughs )

( buzzing and beeping )

Justin...

You're a robot?

Justin!

What's up?!

You're all robots!

Yes, and a large order
of flies to go.

My Queen,
I have a monster

that should provide the
right spark for you--

the Volt Meister!

( crazed laughter )

Uh, that way, right?

Madame,

I assume by your beauty
that you're in charge

and I happily place
myself in your service.

I like his style
but what can he do?

I can short out any Ranger

with my handy-dandy
electro whip!

Ya!

That should whip those
Power Rangers into shape.

Wee-ha!

Git along, little dogies!

Ow...

that really hurt.

Carlos, the door hurt you?

That's great!
You're really you!

Of course I'm me.

Justin, what are you talking about?

Ashley, TJ and Cassie.

I know this is going
to sound crazy

but they're all robots.

Ha-ha. Very funny.

I'm serious.

Someone replaced them
with Robot Rangers.

( beeping )

Go ahead.

This is TJ.

We need you and Justin
at the park right away.

We're on it, Teej.

We can't go.

It's a trap.

Justin, cut it out.

( siren blaring )

That's the monster alert.

We got to go.

Okay, but we've got
to stay together.

You got it.

Shift into Turbo!

Greetings, Rangers.

You're going to get
a real charge out of me!

Ha-ha!

- Oh, yeah?
- Carlos, wait!

Huh?

oh, man... what's going on?

Ha! Next!

Huh?

( laughing )

Now you're going to feel electrified!

Yeah? We can take anything
you can throw at us.

Carlos... wait!

Justin, chill.

Ya!

( all screaming )

( all groaning )

Carlos, are you okay?

You're one of them.

Alpha, teleport us
to the Power Chamber.

Alpha! Don't!
They're not Rangers!

No!

No!

Alpha! Alpha!

Hey, slow down, Justin!

Where's the fire?

Alpha, all of the other
Rangers are robots.

Yeah? And what's wrong
with being a robot?

No, I don't mean it like that.

We're being invaded.

Oh, no!

What's up, TJ?

What's going on?

Alpha? Dimitria?

Be calm, Justin.

This is an experiment.

These Robot Rangers were
built on Eltar by Alpha Five

and Zordon.

Robot Rangers?

There's even a robot me!

I'm not exactly a robot.

We needed a control subject--

a robot who didn't know
he was a robot.

I'm a robot?

We wanted to know
how real we could make you.

Wait a minute.

What are you doing to me?

There-- that should reactivate
your memory chips.

We wanted to know

if the Robot Rangers could
endure the battle against evil.

I'd say we have a few glitches.

( laughs )

No one can replace the real Rangers

but perhaps...

someday the Robot Rangers
will assist them.

ALPHA:
Hey, Divatox launched her torpedoes.

( laughing )

You guys go ahead.

Yeah. Good luck.

Shift into Turbo!

All right, you've had it!

Yeah, Right.
We need the Rescue Zords! Now!

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go! ♪

♪ Power Rangers Turbo, go! ♪

( roaring )

Let's get him
before he wrecks the city!

Yahoo!

Huh?

Ha! You're going to have to do
a lot better than that, Rangers!

Man, that was close!

All right, guys,
let's bring them together!

Oh! Big charge!

Wait! What's that?

ALL:
a*tillery power! Fire!

Yeah, yeah, that's it.

Keep it up. Oh, beautiful...

this is going to be great.

Yeah! All right, this is
going to be fantastic.

All right, you boys take five

and we'll call you.

Can it, ziegfeld!

( groans )

I can't believe the waste.

Two monsters in one day.

Yeah, it's almost as if
they had two set of Rangers.

But that would be silly.

Two sets of rangers?

Ooh, Auntie, hold that pose.

Dimitria, do they really have to go?

They're needed on
Planet Eltar, Justin.

Life is a long journey, Justin.

Your paths may cross again
someday.

Sorry we couldn't tell you.

we didn't mean for it
to scare you.

That's okay;
I feel like I got to know

what it was like to be a real boy.

I really wanted to teach you
how to play soccer.

Really?

Maybe we could do that
next time.

We could?
Oh, we can go horseback riding

we can go rollerblading,
we can go bike riding...

- Justins...
- Justins...

Hey, Robot Rangers

get ready for teleportation
to Eltar.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Teleporting now.

- See you.
- See you later.

Just show him everything

we slaved to teach you.

Uh-oh.