06x13 - Grandma Matchmaker

[bunniefuu]

PROFESSOR:
Good or evil?

We'll need more weapons.

Especially
now that the Rangers

have that Delta Megazord.

Ecliptor, test it on the Rangers.

( gasping )

But I have an even bigger plan.

I've lost control.

Astro Delta Megazord.

This is awesome.

Head out into the universe

and bring back Mamamite.

MAN:
Here you go, ma'am.

Thank you.

Grandma!

It's so great to see you!

But... what's this?

This...

this is your future husband.

It is?

Yes.

Come on, baby.

Let's go.

We're going to have such a good time.

Just wait till you see
what your grandma's done.

Millions of my eggs have been buried

beneath the streets of Angel Grove.

( laughing )

They will hatch

and destroy the city very soon.

Soon?

I want them to hatch now.

Now?

These things take time.

But I'll see

what I can do.

Five, four, three, two, one.

Rangers in space!

♪ Set controls to outer space ♪

♪ Now flying higher than ever before ♪

♪ Rangers... ♪

♪ In Space ♪

♪ Go, Power Rangers, go ♪

♪ Power Rangers, go,
Power Rangers... ♪

Come now,
what's your fancy?

Ooh, this one's a doll.

If only I were a few years younger.

And this one wants to be a doctor.

And this one,

ooh, he is so sweet.

You'll get a cavity
just looking at his picture.

Just think of what
your kids will look like.

Kids, Grandma?

I appreciate the thought

but I don't need a husband.

I'm too young.

Too young?

Fiddlesticks.

Hey, Ash.

Hey...

Carlos!

Hey.

Grandma, this is Carlos.

He's my boyfriend.

I am?

He is?

- You are?
- Ouch!

Just play along.

Uh, we've been dating

for... a year.

A year? This is where

I have to make my exit.

Carlos. Hmm.

( beep )

What in the world is that?

Oh, boy, am I thirsty.

You are?

Yes.

Oh, Grandma,
will you order us some drinks?

We'll, uh... be right back.
Bye!

We're on our way, Alpha.

Let's do it.

You didn't tell me what you want.

Fruit juices would be the healthiest

but you young folks
probably don't want that.

They have sodas and milkshakes.

And you know those fizzies
that tickle your nose.

They're just so tasty.
I love 'em.

Ah, yes.

This should definitely
speed things up.

( laughing )

Time to wake up, my little termites.

We're going to have some fun

with the Power Rangers today.

Look, there it is.

Maybe we should wait.

You're too late, Power Rangers.

( laughing )

Hey!

Are you okay?

I'm fine.

And that's just the beginning...
huh?

Sorry we're late.

We got a little hung up.

This is fantastic.

Now I can finish off all the Rangers

at one time.

Okay, guys, we need
Quadroblaster power.

ALL: Right.

Spiral Saber,
powered up and ready to rock.

Quadroblaster, assembled
and waiting for the call.

Let's do it.

ALL: Fire!

( groaning )

I'm afraid I have some bad news.

The Rangers destroyed Mamamite.

Did the eggs hatch?

Unfortunately, no.

It seems we will have to wait.

I hate to wait.

But when they do hatch,
they'll be hungry.

And Angel Grove
will be their first meal.

All I'm saying is,
we can't go on forever

pretending to be
boyfriend and girlfriend.

Of course you can.

Of course,
you'll probably eventually have

to get married, but...

Hey!

The situation is very interesting.

You know,
you could just tell the truth.

There you are!

I've been looking everywhere

for you two lovebirds.

I'm going to take your picture.

'Kay, now, let's see.

Miss Hammond...

- Hmm?
- Um...

I think you have a
terrific granddaughter

and she'll always be
one of my best friends

but... Ashley and
I aren't really dating.

We made up the whole thing.

I'm sorry.

Oh... is that true?

Yes.

Hmm.

But you really do like him,
don't you?

Carlos?

- Well, yeah.
- Great!

Then you can go
on your first date together.

I got the perfect thing

for both of you to wear.

You two little sweetie pies will look

like twins.

Thanks.

( laughing )

( callipop music playing )

Oh!

So far, so good.

( ringing )

Yes, Grandma?

How are things going?

What kind of things
are you talking about?

Just stuff.

I think we're just about done.

Besides, we're starving.

Oh, perfect!

The way to a man's heart
is through his tummy.

Oh, why don't you hold his hand?

Bye, Grandma.

And I'm supposed
to give you this note.

"Share this drink with him"?

( giggling )

Now we're getting somewhere.

CASSIE: Oh, yeah.

Aw...

( beeping )

What are those things?

Let me see one.

- Let's go.
- ( rumbling )

Come on, Grandma.

The ground's cracking open.

TJ:
What in the world?

Those bugs will eat the whole city.

What's happening?!

Grandma, you go home, okay?

I'll meet you later.

I'm not going anywhere
without you.

It isn't safe here.

Come on. I'll go with you.

Okay.

Come on.

Ready?

Let's rocket!

( yelling )

Astro Blasters!
Fire!

This is unreal!

They're everywhere.

I think they're still hatching.

Yeah, let's keep at them.

My Lunar Lance was lunch.

They sure were hungry.

How can this be?

These are made from
hardened universal steel.

Good news.
The termites have hatched

and destroyed the
Power Rangers' weapons.

Perfect. Now destroy
the Rangers themselves.

( gleeful laughing )

Ooh, why don't you pick
on someone your own size?

They joined together
to form a monster.

Talk about multiple personalities.

We'd better squash this thing
before it starts

getting hungry again.

( yelling )

Ugh!

Cassie!

Not even the Power Rangers
can stop Termitis.

Oh, yeah?
Well, you haven't beaten us yet.

I will now.

( screaming )

( people yelling )

Come on.

( transmitter beeping )

Hurry, Ashley!

The Rangers need your help badly!

I'm on my way.

You have to find a safe place.

I have to go back.

I'll come with you.

I can't let anything happen to you.

I'll be fine, Grandma.
Please!

- You can't go!
- Of course I can.

No!

Grandma, I love you dearly,
but you're smothering me.

Please stop telling me
what to do.

Oh, Ashley, I'm sorry.

MAN:
You two!

You need to clear the area.

- Hurry.
- Go with him.

Please take care of her.

- Wait.
- No, Ashley!

- It's not safe!
- Come on, now.

I'll go back for her later.

"Later"?

When my granddaughter's in trouble

I go now!

( grunting )

Hey!

That's my car!

Don't worry.

I'll bring it back.

( tires screeching )

I hope it's not too late.

Let's rocket!

Wow!

It's the Yellow Power Ranger.

( yelling )

Time to make
a bigger pest of myself.

( grunting )

Did someone call an exterminator?

Sorry I'm late, guys.
Are you okay?

We are now.

We'll see about that.

Don't take another step.

I suggest you buzz out

of Angel Grove
while you still can... oh!

Ha!

( groaning )

( yelling )

Oh, the poor little fumble Ranger

fall down and go boom.

Well, are you ready to give up yet?

Huh!
I'll never surrender to you.

Then you leave me no choice.

Oh!

( tires screeching, siren wailing )

Time to show this monster
what a tough grandma can do.

Yeah!

( grunting )

You mess with the Power Rangers

you're messing with me, too.

You're biting off
more than you can chew.

Oh, you think so?

We'll see.

( tires screeching )

Oh!

( cries out )

Oh, no! Grandma!

Stop, you crazy car!

Hit the brakes, Grandma!

- Stop!
- Don't worry, Ashley. I'll get her.

You guys take care of Termitis.

- Let me. She's my grandma.
- Good luck.

Don't worry.

I'll help you.

Hit the brakes!

I'm trying.

That darn pedal!

( sighing )

Gran... I mean, ma'am

are you okay?

( panting )

I'm okay, but you know,
I must be crazy.

I don't know
why I jump into the middle.

All I want to do is help.

Instead, I just mess it up.

You didn't mess things up.

If it wasn't for you

that monster would
have had us for lunch.

You're very kind.

If only my granddaughter
felt that way.

I have a grandma just like you

and I just discovered
I wouldn't want her

any other way.

Really?

Yes, really.

Listen, I'll be okay.
I'm just fine.

Your friends need you.

Now, you go on.

Are you sure?

Go.

And tell your grandma
she's a lucky lady.

It's me who's lucky to
have a grandma like you.

( rangers grunting )

Oh, look who's back.

You messed with my grandma,
bug breath.

Now you've gone too far.

Star Slinger!

( grunting )

Yah!

( grunting, sputtering )

Fire the satellasers.

You did it, Ash!
Good job.

It seems you have a bigger
bug problem than you thought.

( Rangers gasping )

Astro Megazord Power, now!

Prepare for launch.

All systems online.

Okay, guys, let's do it.

♪ Rangers In Space ♪

♪ Go, Power Rangers ♪

♪ Go, Power Rangers ♪

♪ Go, Power Rangers ♪

♪ Go, go, go, fly ♪

♪ Go, Power Rangers ♪

Initiate docking sequence.

♪ Go, Power Rangers ♪

♪ Go ♪

ALL:
Astro Megazord online.

( laughing )

( laughing )

Having a little trouble,
Power Rangers?

I wish he'd hold still.

I won't hold still,
but I'll hold onto you!

( Termites clicking )

They're shorting out the Megazord.

It's not responding!
We can't move!

I've got it! Delta Megazord!

We've got to hurry!

Gyro Blasters-- fire!

He better aim well.
He's sh**ting at us.

( sizzling )

How's that for good aim?

Great sh**ting!

Yeah.
That was awesome.

All right.
Good call, Andros.

Look who's back.

Astro Delta Megazord Power!

Prepare to lock up.

Here we go again.

( growling )

Let's cool this guy's temper.

Initiate freeze mode!

Got to take him out
once and for all.

Flying power punch!

Whoo!

I feel bad.

My grandma was so excited
about finding me a husband.

I feel like I let her down.

You know,
I don't think she's discouraged.

Looks like she's still matchmaking.

An appetite-- I love a man
who appeciates good cooking.

I'll get right on it, Adelle.

I hope you can come
back soon, Grandma.

I'm so sorry that the
husband thing didn't work out.

oh, that's all right.

you know,
with friends like yours

you don't need one... yet.

( all chuckle )

Bye, Grandma.

Bye, everybody.

ALL: Bye.

Young man, are you married?

( laughing )

Bye, Grandma.

- Bye.
- Bye-bye.

- Come back.
- Take care.

Bye!

Bye!
Don't forget that appetite, now.

Bye.

Next time, on...

CASSIE:
Quantrons!

It's a trap!

Who are you?

Darkonda.

( yells )

It's definitely a barillian bug.

Carlos will become
one of those things?

Carlos?

Where is the antidote?

KO- .

Carlos, no!

I think he stung me.

This is the barillian antidote.

A pity you'll never use it.

( laughing )

- Ow!
- Just play along.

I don't see the bugs anymore.

MAN:
Okay. Reaction.

You mess with the Power Rangers

you're messing with me, too.

Still rolling, still rolling.