Love (2012)

[bunniefuu]

Guess what? He proposed

For real? Congratulations!

Thanks

But

What is it?

I don't know if I love him

It's been 3 years.

How can you not know?

Why don't you tell me what love is?

I don't know how to talk to him

I was just telling him how I felt

Guess what?

She checks my phone every night

If I refuse,
she thinks I'm cheating on her

At my first dinner with her mom

her mom asked me how much I saved

and when I plan on buying a house

Ni will be here in a minute

The shop assistant was super stupid

It took me ages to pay. Sorry

I kept staring at him with a grudge

Why are there so many idiots
in the world?

What did you get?

A present for my dad

I don't want to go to his birthday party

so I'll give him a present in advance

Why don't you want to go?

I don't want to see that woman

Aren't they living together now?

So I hate her even more

Hey baby

I just got a call from Piggy.
I almost forgot

The film club is having a meeting today

I need to fill out an application form

So I won't go to the movie with you guys

Sorry

Bye bye

Did his phone ring before I came?

I don't know. I was in the restroom

So what's wrong with him? Possessed?

He wouldn't get a new job

Are you okay?

Yes. Sorry, it's my fault

Did you drop that?

Ah?

Of course not

Neat freak, what are you doing?

I'm going back to
the office for a meeting

What are you doing this Saturday night?

Oh, I'm going to Beijing

Pity

There's a group of Japanese models

We are going to party at Ken's villa

For real?

Great, just when I'm away

Oh, all right

I'll send you pictures

Live broadcast, okay?

Well, bye now

Fine, see you

Our room is on the 19th floor right?

19th!19th! 19th floor!

Hurry!

Will I have time for a shower?

Don't bother.
You'll be sweaty again anyway

It's so humid in Taiwan

It feels so different from home

It's the humid subtropical climate here

15th Floor

It's very humid

15th floor please

You lost your hands?

Did you see the driver?

Can you tell he's 50 years old?

50 years old!

He looks like he's in his 40's

He's in pretty good shape isn't he?

When are we leaving?

In 30 minutes

My stomach feels funny

Can you tell the guide... -Excuse me!

that I am not going?

Take a good rest

All right. Thank you

Wait

For what?

I got something to tell you

Kuan

Are you off?

Yeah

So am I

Fries, Bearie,
and I are going to karaoke

Why don't you join us?

Oh please, you're never available

Kuan

Can you deliver one more order?

Sure

Here you go

Hey, I heard Zoe Fang just checked in

For real?

Which room? Is she with a man?

Let's call the tabloid

and make some extra money

A friend of mine works in a shoe shop

Zoe Fang went there once

He said her feet really smelled

For real?

Yes - Hold on

This is good.
The media will be interested

No kidding

Stop playing. Get back to work

Who is it?

Room service

Just leave it

We'll help ourselves

You ordered champagne?

Yeah

To celebrate
that we've finally got a room

after such a long, long flirt

Zoe, I am serious about you

But when I think of

So what were
those little gestures about?

Do you know this is very emberrassing?

I couldn't help it

Stop flirting if you dare not touch me

I wasn't flirting with you

What was it then?

You're in love with me?

Have you ever loved anyone?

The inability to love

is more pathetic than

impotence

Hello?

Where?

What a coincidence

Come pick me up then

I'll wait at the W gate

OK

Why did you take photos of me?

I heard...your feet smell

How dare you smash a paparazzo's camera

Aren't you afraid of being slandered?

He's not a paparazzo

Who is he then?

A passer-by

A passer-by is a paparazzo

Don't you know

everyone's a paparazzo today

Then again, they're silly

They film everything

You were just shopping, right?

Let's get married

Sir, we're almost there

But the car can't get through

Wait for me at the corner

Okay

Miss Jin

I'm at the corner of Gongjian Lane

and Beihaibei Alley

Where are you?

Sorry! I'm stuck on the subway

On the subway?

When will you get here?

I'll be right there. In 5 mins

Fine

Miss Jin, are you here yet?

I'm so sorry. I'll be there in 5 mins

Hey, do I have to wait any longer?

Where are you now?
- Please give me 5 more minutes

It's been many five minutes
-I'm going now

Sir, can I have my stool back?

Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you

Mr. Ma

You are Mr. Ma, right?

Ah, I'm so sorry

It's a hassle to buy

a Chinese courtyard house in Beijing

A courtyard house is in fact

a residential compound

There are usually
more than a dozen owners

You wouldn't want to

deal with each of them

The courtyard house I am showing

is exclusively selected for our VIPs

It's rare that the ownership is clear

The owner has no idea how expensive

the Beijing real estate market is now

They live abroad, so they have no idea

What are you looking for?

The key. I'm sure I have it with me

What key?

Duh! The key to the courtyard house

I am sorry, Mr. Ma

I've been stressed out lately

It's fine

Since you don't have the key, forget it

Hey, haven't you come all this way

to see the house?

No Need. Next time!

Mr. Ma

I can call my colleague

He'll bring the key over in no time

I said no need

I waited long enough today

Mr. Ma

Hey, what are you doing?

Come give me a push

I'll open the door for you

I said forget it!

Please come help me. I'm stuck!

I can't get down without your help!

Mr. Ma

Easy! I've got a cramp in my leg

Ah!

Miss Jin?

Miss Jin, are you alright?

I...I can't move

Are you okay?

Can you check...
if my cell is still out there?

It should be

Please call the ambulance!

What's your last name?

His last name is Ma

That's not my last name

Ma isn't your last name, Mr. Ma?

I never said my last name is Ma

My English name is Mark

So what's your last name?

Miss, who's asking the questions here?

What's your last name?

Na, N-A

Oh, you're Manchurian

My father came from Beijing

I was born in Taiwan

Did he leave China in 1949?

Does it matter?

You're tough, huh?

Hey, I'm Manchurian too

My last name is Jin. You know what?

Jin in Manchurian is

Aisin Gioro

Your name Na

must be Yehe Nara

What a coincidence!

My name is Jin Xiao-Ye

There is a Ye in my name too!

Was it fun, climbing up the wall?

It wasn't me. She did it

Aren't you a man?

How could you ask a girl do that?

He didn't ask me to

I did it myself

He just helped me with a push

If you had gone through the door

it would have been fine

But you broke in like a ninja

I'll have to arrest you

But I didn't do it

She did it, you helped

You're in a team

How could I possibly team up
with her kind?

Hey hey hey

My kind?

What do you mean?

Show some respect!

I've been nice to you
even if my leg hurts

You're just a rich b*stard

I don't need to take this

All Taiwanese men are b*stards!

What are you saying?

I'm going to file
a complaint to your company!

Suit yourself

You'd be a coward if you don't

I haven't sued you for manhandling me!

What a nutcase! Be reasonable!

Who should I reason with?

Tell me who I should reason with?

Enough

I get it now

You are not together

One's Aisin Gioro
and the other's Yehe Nara

But you are a perfect match

Young man, take it easy

You're Taiwanese

but deep down

you're a Beijinger

We Beijingers are reasonable

We take care of things in every aspect

Get it?

Can I go now?

Hold on

The girl is hurt and can't walk well

Take her to the hospital

Me?

What?

You don't care
what the police say, do you?

I'm fine

I'll go to the hospital by myself

Get well soon

I know Taiwanese men only too well!

Let me introduce you two

This is Nora

This is Zoe Fang

Hi

Wow, what a dazzling diamond!

Thanks

Okay, let's go

Hey, do you smell something?

Nothing. We have to go

I smell a skank

I'm sorry. She's drunk

Let's go -You said sorry to her

Shouldn't you say sorry to me?

Zoe, this is embarrassing

This is embarrassing

Hey, don't be crazy

What's wrong with you?

Get in!

Let go of me!

Get in the car first

You kidnapper! Let go of me!

Don't!

You're crazy! -Help!

Go! -Let go!

Hey!

Wait... wait a minute

Why did you bring me here?

Wasn't that guy

trying to...r*pe you?

No... I mean kidnap

So I should thank you for rescuing me

You're welcome

Then... do you remember me?

Yes, you're the pervert

I... I'm not

I saw the pictures in your camera

There are other girls besides me

That...that's my sister

Hmm

Want to eat?

Or...drink?

drink drink drink

Idiot

I go jogging every Sunday morning

Oh

Sor...sorry. I...stammer

It's fine. So did George VI

When I was in 5th grade

there was a boy like you in my class

One time my science homework was missing

It took me ages to find it

It was in the trash can

Then there was another time

the model I made for
the art class was gone

The teacher was very mad

He asked everyone to stay after school

No one was allowed to go home

before someone admitted the stealing

The boy stood up

He said he dug a hole

and buried my model

in the flowerbed in the garden

The teacher asked him why

"Why did you do that?"

He kept crying and said

"On...the...first day...of school

she...Iaughed...at me"

He cried so hard that he trembled

You...didn't...
really laugh...at him, did you?

I laughed at him

because I liked him

I wanted his attention

"This is Kai, leave your message"

What is it?

Get up!

Aren't you going
to practice riding today?

I'm up!

Too fast! Li Yijia!

Slow down

What the hell! Li Yijia

Did you hear me?

Slow down

Do you know

your role in the team?

You make way

and back off for the lead to sprint

That's your job

Why were you sprinting?

What's wrong with you?

I was yelling at you out loud

and you ignored me

What was that about?

Want to be a rebel?

Hmm

Hmm?

What an attitude!

You have problems with the role?

I want to quit cycling

Ah?

What's wrong?

I'm off

"This is Kai, leave your message"

He's not answering

Have I got dumped?

He wouldn't dare

It's all your fault

I didn't really want to go out with him

But you told me

the way he looked at me
melted your heart

Damn it!

It melted your heart. You can have him

Please come forward to show condolence

Please bow

Tribute completed

Please go back to your seat, thank you

Next group
is Shen Jie Girls' High School

I'll wait for you outside

okay

While I was waiting for you

I heard some funeral attendants say

the woman k*lled herself

Oh yeah?

She caught her boyfriend cheating on her

The boyfriend was so heartless

Not only did he not apologize to her

he rebuked her and then dumped her

Oh yeah?

I thought it was weird

Why should the woman die?

It should've been the man who died

Baby

I want to pee

Oh yeah?

Baby

I owe you a good explanation

but my head is a mess right now

Everything is mixed up

even more terrible than sewage sludge

I really don't know how to say it

Baby, give me some time

Let me sort out things in my head

Are you in love with someone else?

Hell no, definitely not!

Then what is it?

I don't know how to say it

I just know that

this is how I have planned my life

Use the money I make at the funeral home

to make short films
and enter film festivals

and then get better bit by bit

So in three years

I'll be able to finish
my first feature film

The kind that hits the cinemas

Then you will see

many people lining up

just to see my film

Fine

I know you all think I'm a dreamer

But we all need to have dreams

Besides,
you're also in this dream of mine

Although you always find fault in me

and all my friends say you're annoying

I know

you are the one who truly supports me

Baby

I'm really afraid of losing you

I'm also afraid of losing my dream

OK

Okay what?

I'll wait until you figure it all out

What if in the end

I don't figure it all out?

Then you can jump into a septic tank

Really?

For the blind tasting tonight

5 bottles are 1982 Bordeaux

2 are Right Bank and 3 are Left Bank

That's all I can tell you

The loser pays the bill

That's harsh

Cut the crap. These are all your wines

You surely know which is which

They're all the sommelier's choices

I don't know the answers

I'm not dirty like you

I bet I won't get anything right

Darling

even if you're wrong, I'll pay

You just drink

The conoisseur in your family is back

Ni, come on

1982 wine blind tasting

Say hello to the guests

Uncle Li just arrived from Beijing

Come sit next to me

You know how many African children

can live on the money you spend tonight?

We donate money to them every year

I drank too much

Wait for me

(Viagra)

You've figured it out?

Baby

Are you with Yijia?

No. Why are you asking?

Go find her

What for?

She's getting an ab*rtion

Huh?

Hey! You

Um

Yes?

Have you seen Li Yijia?

She dropped out

I know she dropped out

Have you seen her around?

How about you?

I haven't

That's why I'm here

If you see her, tell her that

I'm looking for her, too

I'm the one who is looking for her!

Why did you ask him for money?

I need it

What for?

You're an as*h*le!

Let's go!

He has nothing to do with it

I just borrowed money from him

Then whose baby is it?

It's mine

Then why don't you want it?

What are you gonna do?

I want an ab*rtion and leave

Where to?

I don't know

I just want to go far away

away from you two

Who do you mean by

"you two"?

How could you do this to me?

How could you two do this to me?

Why did you do this to me?

What a wh*re!

Have you no heart?

Why did you do this to me?

You, shameless b*tch!

I'm pregnant!

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm okay

I'm not talking to you

I'm talking to the little one

I'm glad you're fine

Peace

Kai wanted me to stop you

I guess it's because

It doesn't matter

If you want to get married and have kids

I don't care

Not a big deal!

You broke up with him at the time

And you were always complaining
about him

You don't love him at all

I'm picky

I'm difficult

I don't talk sweet

I'm sulky

But that's me!

I can never be like you

sweet, obedient and devoted

I'm not that wonderful

So I don't deserve to love

or to be loved?

(Ni: Go to Hell!)

She's always so beautiful

so lovely

Iike a feather

I try to catch her with my hand

but I can't succeed

Is it okay?

It's great

Do you think Ni will like it?

I don't know. How would I know?

How would you not know?

You're her best friend!

Don't you like everything

that she likes?

If you don't know, I'm in deep sh*t

Damn!

What if I send her this film

and she thinks it sucks?

I think if someone in this world

would sh**t such a film for me

I...

would definitely

Who arranged it?

It's in Taichung

In Taichung...

Who arranged it?

A friend of mine

Really?

You don't know him

Isn't it weird that I go like this?

It's all right

But Taichung is far

Stop bitching!

We think it's weird you're here today

Bullshit!

Cheers!

To what?

Cheers

What the hell

I'm sorry

I'm very sorry

My foot's swollen

I'm sorry

How many times have I said sorry?

Did you hear me?

What's wrong with this world?

One cannot make mistakes?

I've apologized to you so sincerely

but you just wouldn't forgive me

Forget it

Hit me then

I need to pee

Why don't you hit me

If you don't hit me today

you'll pull a long face tomorrow

What do you want from me?

Kai

(Emergency)

Excuse me!

When can we leave?

In about two hours

Two more hourse?

We need to see if she has a concussion

Didn't you say he hit his head?

My head hurts!

Do me a favor, alright?

Keep it down

Tell her I didn't do it on purpose

I had too much to drink that day

Can she give me break?

Ni, I'm sorry

My heart hurts

My face hurts, too

I'm dying!

Please help me

Any nice people can help me?

Quiet. This is a hospital

What are you fighting about?

You're so mean.

Just like Ni

Please help me

Any nice people can help me?

Please come in

(Reunion Lunch of Machurian Association)

We, the Niugulu famly

had four girls who married the emperors

Two of them became the empresses

Hey, everyone. Be quiet!

Let me introduce this gentleman

This is Mr. Na from Taiwan

He's made a generous donation

to the Manchurian Association

It pays for all our events
in the rest of the year

Let's give him a big hand!

Hey, Ye, come over

Oh my, what happened to your leg?

Let me introduce you to each other

This is my niece

an orthodox Aisin Gioro

just a perfect rival to you

the Yehe Naras

You should get to know each other

How is your leg?

None of your business

Hey, Ye, mind your manners

Why didn't you go to the hospital?

Don't pretend to be nice

Stop putting on a show here

Ah!

Careful! Are you okay?

He's the one who hurt my leg!

Why didn't you come earlier?

The right ankle is fractured

you need a surgery

What surgery?

A minor surgery

I'll put in a nail to fix it

That'll hurt!

You have no choice!

Or the fracture will never heal

I definitely won't have the surgery

I think you should do whatever is needed

to heal the fracture

I don't want it. I'm leaving

If you insist

we can't stop you

But if you end up with a disability

don't say we didn't tell you

I've got an important thing to do

Could it be more important
than your health?

Yeah, you wanna be a cr*pple?

I'm sorry

This is the result of
a delayed treatment

But I'm running late

I have to pick up someone

I'll go instead

Yeah, let your husband go

By the time he comes back

the surgery will be done

Husband?

Hell no!

Doc, you think one nail is enough?

Shouldn't you put more in?

Money is not an issue

Doudou!

Daddy!

I'm not your daddy

Hey, are you Doudou or not?

Where's my daddy?

You need to ask your mom

Hey! Hey!

What are you doing?

None of your business

Who are you?

He's my daddy

I'm not his daddy

You bragger

You have no daddy

I do. I'm not bragging

Where's your daddy then? Liar

I'm not a liar!

Hey

Stop fighting. Stop!

Stop fighting!

Stop fighting!

Doudou!

It's you again

That should be my line

Are you the only policeman left
in Beijing?

Yeah, and at your service only my lord

No need to call 911 again

I'll leave my cell number to you

Hey, I called the police

out of necessity

Get help somewhere else

Don't fool around here

I arrived

So what's the matter now?

A child is lost

Your child?

No, not mine

It's Miss Jin's child

Good. You two sure are full of tricks

You b*stard! Give me my son back!

Doudou

Doudou

Doudou

It's his seventh birthday today

Could he have gone to your ex-husband?

I have no ex-husband

Then who's the father? Where is he?

Doudou has never met his father

That man ran away before he was born

You should have sued him

Where did he go?

Taiwan

I need a recent photo of your son

When a kid is
missing for more than a day

he or she's very likely to be kidnapped

I need to post his photo

on the Missing Children website

I told you

the first 24 hours are crucial

It's no use crying now

Can we do something useful?

Yeah, stop crying

Why are you still here? Get out!

I'm trying to help you find him

Stop pretending

You don't care about my son at all

You have a bias towards the Taiwanese

I have no bias towards you

I genuinely hate you!

You... -Stop... Stop fighting!

One more word and I'll step out

Has your son behaved differently lately?

No

Yes, he got into a fight
with his classmates

Where did it happen?

(Da Qiangfeng Primary School)

Doudou

Hey! I think I see him

Where?

Doudou

Doudou

Doudou

Doudou

Doudou, mommy's finally found you!

Get down. I'll take you home

No!

Mommy bought you a big cake

You liar!

When did I lie to you?

You said when I grow up
and went to school

daddy will be back for my birthday

But you haven't grown up yet

I'm in school now

I've already grown up

I want my daddy

I want my daddy

I want my daddy!

Doudou, I've never met my daddy either

Where's your dad?

I don't know

I don't know what he looks like

I don't know where he is

I don't even know...

if he remembers me

Poor you!

I do know he's a Beijinger

He was born in a courtyard house

You know...

I used to fight with my classmates too

They laughed at me
for not having a daddy

I don't like birthdays

And I don't need anyone with me

Because when you are
used to your company

you begin to worry
about losing the person

If you don't have anyone,
you won't miss anyone

Missing someone is painful, you know?

Yes, I do

You don't want
your daddy for your birthday

but I want my daddy for my birthday

Doudou, actually your daddy is here

Where is he?

He's right here

He's your daddy

Huh?

He said he wasn't

He was only joking

Ask your mommy if you don't believe me

What?

Yes, Doudou. He's your daddy

Why did he say he wasn't?

I'm sorry, Doudou

I lied to you

I am your daddy

How can you prove it?

How do you want me to prove it?

My friends' daddies kiss their mommies

Kiss mommy?

Come on, we're nearly there

Sorry

Not like that

Do it like they do on TV

Unbelievable. You ARE a family

Okay, light!

Doudou, are you happy now?

Yeah

I'm scared to come down

Wait there! Daddy will go up to get you

Doudou, stay where you are

Oh!

What happened?

Nothing. Don't come in

I haven't showered. I smell

No, I think you smell good

b*stard!

I've been helping you all day

This is what I get?

A slap and "b*stard"?

Sorry I got involved

Good-bye, crazy woman

Hey

Customers complained

our food is too salty

Are you getting old
and losing taste buds?

They're right

Really? - It's too salty

Let me try it

Not at all. It's perfect

Perfect?

Is it you or me who have problems?

What do you two think?

I think they're okay

You boys eat very salty food

Girl, what do you say?

Yeah - See?

If you're not happy

you cook tomorrow and I'll quit

What? Can't I speak my mind?

I'm just saying what the customers said

You just need to pay more attention

You leave your job from time to time

Don't think I don't know

You go to sing
at the escort teashop at Monga

Where did you hear that from?

Every morning

I need to shop at the traditional market

And then work in the kitchen all day

I work so hard
and yet you grumble about me

Do you have a heart?

Mom

Yeah?

You often pick on dad

but you actually
love him very much, right?

Yuck, who loves him?

How disgusting

Look. Your mom isn't sweet at all

Do you know what sweet means?

I can't even spell it

Kuan, when you look for a wife

keep your eyes wide open

Don't just marry anyone

If you marry someone
who pesters you all day

you'll lose all your good luck in time

Then why do you call mom every day

when she goes back to the south?

I have to check on her

see if she's doing anything
behind my back

All you need is to keep it in your pants

Don't pretend you're infatuated with me

Why aren't you eating? Is it too salty?

I have no appetite

Huh?

No appetite

Let me get you some antacid

You've been throwing up lately, right?

Hmm

Come, have one spoonful

I don't want it

Why not? You just threw up?

I'm pregnant

Oh yes,

pregnant women can't take it

Oh dear!

I'll be a very young grandma

Who is he?

Kai

Which Kai?

Ni's boyfriend

sh*t, Ni!
Her boyfriend got on you again?

I started it

Wow!

Li Yijia

How...could...you...

get on your...best friend's...boyfriend?

What were you thinking?

I don't know

W...why...

why are you crying?

What...do...you want?

What should I do?

You should be...
responsible...for yourself

Cover it up

It stinks so bad!

Are you sure you wanna do this?

Or what? There's no other way

Wow Kai. Love is so powerful!

Even I can't take it

You stay right here

What do you want from me?

I might become
a "sh*t demon" and get you

Open it and throw him down there

Hey, Ni is here

Okay

Come on, hurry! Get the stuff

Come on

It really stinks!

(Love is Courage! Love is Forgiveness!)

Test 1,2,3

Test 1,2,3

It smells so bad

It smells so bad

Baby

I know I suck

I know that I let you down

But apologies won't do anything

To show my sincerity and regret

I'll jump into the septic tank

It is stinky and dirty

But I'm not afraid of it at all

Because I love you

Wow!

Hey!

Jump in

Walking in isn't cool

Love is courage. Courage!

sh*t! It stinks

Hey, turn on the water!

Don't spray it on me.
I've got the camera

What are you doing?

What is love? Love is hugging!

Don't go!

Don't go!

I've got the camera

Stop it! Stop it!

Ni is gone

Look! Hey

Ni!

Call her, come on!

Come on, wash my face

Whoa!

Whoa!

Ni said she'll never forgive you

Because you are not serious

A three for you

Pass

Pass on a three?

A nine

A two

Your cell never stops beeping

Weird that you didn't b*tch
when you lost

Who is it?

To...to...tonight

Don't touch my cell

Who is it?

Sending all these texts to you

I know

It must be imitating his s...s...stammer

None...of your business

There's something

Right

No way

Alright, it's about time

What do you mean?

You've finished the military service

It's about time to make babies

That's right

Hey, no way!

Why not?

Right?

I'm not...worthy...of her

Oh, please!

Your family owns a restaurant

You make tons of money

And you are good looking

See, long limbs and a long weiner

Why aren't you worthy of her?

Just get on her first

Cut the nonsense

You don't understand

It's...really...impossible

She is quite special

Special?

An Iron Woman?

or a Spider Woman?

Hobbit

Are you done?

Kuan

your sis just walked

into the gynecology clinic

Oh, women's problems

Maybe a Pap smear?

Or even ab*rtion

What are you talking about?

Take a rest first

I'll get the medicine for you

If you feel sick during the process

just call me at any time

Okay, thank you

Li Yijia!

Li Yijia!

What do you want?

I'll take up the responsibility!

I'll look after both of you!

Don't worry!

Let's go home, will you?

He moves me to tears

It's hard to find such a good man

You should leave

Actually, he is my brother

An inbred baby?

What a way to take up
the responsibility!

Kai is going to give up on his dream

How can I be so selfish?

I don't want to be a burden to him

Why...why is it his burden?

The baby is...part of our family

I don't want to be your burden, either

You're not

It...is

But so what?

It's not a big deal

Listen to me

I'll be responsible for its future

You promise?

Of...course!

I'm his uncle

I'll be in charge of its life

Come on, go home and rest

I am going back to work

Okay, thank you

It's all done, sir

Go wait in the car

What are you doing here?

My little friend
is looking for his daddy

I happened to know where he is

Doudou, what can I do for you?

The sports day at school is coming soon

What does it have to do with me?

Both parents need to attend

Mommy can't go because of her leg

So?

I want you to come with me

Me? I can't go with you

Why not?

Because I'm not...

Because I have
important things to do today

It's not today

I'll be busy tomorrow, too

It's the first Sunday next month

I'm busy every day

So you won't come home at all?

Right

I'll miss you very much

Doudou, remember this

Never miss anything
that you've never had

What a good father you are!

You've never met your daddy

So you won't miss him

But I've already met you

I can't stop missing you

Doudou! You!

Doudou!

Is this a good idea?

What?

You just showing up at my house

You are kicking me out?

No

I'm afraid...
this might disrupt...your life

I don't like my life anyway

Then why don't you...

Leave?

Yeah

Someone pays my credit card bills,
buys me

designer handbags
and keeps me in a mansion

Why should I leave?

I had a rich boyfriend

when I was in college

I got to know many rich people

through him

Then I moved on to another rich man

and another rich man

And then to the rich guy I am with now

I've become a wh*re living off men

In my sophomore year

my mom agreed to be
a guarantor for someone

She lost 60 million dollars overnight

On that night

I witnessed
the ugliest side of human nature

I began to see the importance of money

Money can bring you security

Money can bring you happiness

Money can stop my mom from crying

and blaming herself for being useless

Sometimes said that...

she wants to die

I feel like crying

You cry easily

Why?

Because you have a harsh life...

...inside

So you've...never worked?

Pretty lame, right?

Hmm

What?

I'm like a parasite

What's the big deal?

I'm sure if I work

I can do a good job

You wanna...try?

Wash cars?

You can

I can make phone calls

"Good communication
and enunciation skills required"

Compared to you

(Yijia: The sound of love? )

I'm fine

(It was an accident, baby)

(You are the only one I love, I swear)

Let's go

Oh?

Baby, where are we going?

To hell

(Miss Lu Xin-Ni memorial service)

I love you

I love you

I love you

I truly love yove

Why don't you believe me?

I love you

It's alright

It was just a bad dream. Don't worry

I did want to k*ll him

Why am I so nasty?

I really wanted to k*ll him

Even I want to k*ll him

Sweetie, that as*h*le broke your heart

Am I being cursed, Daddy?

Why can't I be with the man I love?

Why can't I be with my best friend?

She didn't actually
want to k*ll Kai at all

She was the one who died in the dream

It's not easy to forgive

She's still so young

She was upset for many years

after her mom and I were divorced

Hey, how do I look?

Were you listening to me?

Yeah

What did I say?

Right. She's not your daughter.
You don't care

You only care about parties

I warn you.
Don't stay out overnight again

It's too much!

It was just a dream

What do you want me to say?

You may not get what you like

And what you get...

may not be what you really want

Grow up, little girl

(Still busy? )

(I wanna go)

(I'm so...so...hungry)

Don't cut your fingers

Ah

Hush! Keep quiet

Would you like to sleep inside?

No, I just want to lie here for a bit

My room is more comfortable

You can have my room

I'll sleep here. Don't worry

Come on

Have you realized?

Realized what?

We're holding each other

What about it?

It feels like home

No way

Was this your first kiss?

But it won't be...this time

I stole your first kiss

so I'm resposible for

Hmm

Would you accept my support?

I don't accept support

I only accept

Iove

Meow meow

What is it?

Would you like to

get...get a cat together?

Yeah

First, the natural gas exported

to Europe from North Africa

has decreased a lot

They rely on other suppliers

to meet the demand

Then the nuclear crisis
in Fukushima in Japan

has made China and Germany...

Sir

Mr. Tsai just called

He said it'll rain tomorrow

The golf event
is postponed to next Sunday

Is tomorrow the first Sunday
of the month?

Yes

Doudou, I got your drinks here

How many did you sign up for?

Just one

But now I can't attend

Why not?

Mommy can team up with you

I signed up for the three-legged race

not a four-legged race

If I lose my job for doing this

how will you repay me?

I'll invest in any business you do

What? How dare you try
to bribe the police

I'm trying to stop a kid
from missing again

However, my in-law wants to open a shop

Go! Go! Go!

Mommy brought you some yummy bread

Let's eat while watching the games

It's nice, eh?

Do you want some?

It's so yummy

You want a bite?

Excuse me

Daddy! Daddy!

Can we still make it?

Yeah

Are you okay, Doudou?

Are you hurt?

I'm okay

Good. Go now!

Come on!

Go! Go! Go!

Hey, aren't there too many dishes?

Oh, it's all done. Bring it to the table

What is it?

Red wine

Your kind of people
like red wine, right?

My kind of people?

Where's Doudou?

He went to do homework at his friend's

Doudou had a great time today

Thank you

You don't see me as a jerk now?

Of course you're a jerk

But they say inside every jerk

there is a broken heart

Cheers!

Let's seize our time

Doudou will be back in two hours

Seize our time?

I'll be back in a minute

You only plan to dance behind the wall?

I have to hide the plaster cast

Can you hold yourself?

Ah!

Are you okay?

Come sit down

What are you laughing at?

Dance again

I promise I won't laugh

Come back

This is the only chance you've got

I still have a major meeting in Taipei

I have to go back

I'm running late.

I've got to go

I like your smell

It smells like grass in the sun

Get Doudou home for dinner

Mommy's cooking beats any delicacies

It smells like grass in the sun

Don't you like it?

I do, but I don't want it

I'm sorry

I know your concern

But you know

I'm a middle-aged man

I've no any energy to fool around

I swear

I'll do my best to stay loyal to you

If you can feel my sincerity

I hope you also stop fooling around

You own this gallery now

You don't have to party so hard anymore

Everything will get better and better

Let's stay loyal to each other, alright?

Zoe Fang

Will you marry me?

I don't want to marry you

Ahh...What's wrong with you?

You proposed to me first

I don't want to marry you anymore

Why not?

Because I'm in love with someone else

Huh?

Okay, I know

Did you get the call
from the tabloid press?

No

You are the new cover story

(Tabloid Press)

Welcome

Hey, aren't you this lover boy?

(Caught red-handed
3-hour secret rendezvous)

Damn, I'll ne...never go to
that shop again

Hey, what was that about?

Mom wants to read it

I haven't read it myself

You can read it after Dad finishes

Did she say anything?

I...I dare not... call her

Did she call you?

I thought you'd make a happy couple

How is it possible?

I'm so...Iame

Why are you looking at me like that?

I used to feel the same way

Plain, no talents

I'm not like Ni at all

But now I feel

I am better than I used to be

Why?

Because of it

Then I'm doomed to be lame all my life

Remember you yelled
my name at the clinic?

Yeah

You were not lame at all that day

You looked so strong and didn't stammer

I feel that was the real you

If I weren't your sister

I'd fall in love with you

What?

It just kicked!

Here comes the food!

Thank you

Eat while it's hot

What's taking your dad so long?

Call and ask what he is up to

Come on, it's dinner time

If he won't be back soon

get your brother down here

He's going to work

So the five-star hotel
is more important?

Ask him to help down here!

Okay

Uncle Lu

Who are you?

I'm Ni's friend

Where's that lover boy?

That's the stairs, right?

Hey!

Hey, run!

I'm on the toilet. Why should I run?

Wipe your a*s and run now!

Ni's dad is here

What...is he doing here?

I don't know

To beat you up, I guess

He has a golf club with him

Come...come...save me!

Mom, cover it for me.
I need to go upstairs

Please, don't hit him

Don't hit him

Tell him you're pregnant

I... I... I

I'm pregnant! -He's pregnant!

Pregnant? How long has it been?

Three...

Three my a*s!

Stop fighting!

You can't do this

Don't hit him!

Stop it

Stop fighting!

Stop fighting!

What are you two doing?

It's dinner time!

It's crazy downstairs

You two don't push the limit!

Come down and help me!

Wait!

What?

I lost a false tooth!

If you stop seeing him

and make a clean break up

I'll just forget about the whole thing

I can handle the media

All we have to do is show up in public

hand in hand and it'll be fine

People are forgetful these days

No matter what,
we can start all over again

Aren't we getting married?

Please don't give it up so easily

Zoe Fang

I just want to stand on my own feet now

For so many years

I've been living off men

Am I still a human being?

I don't even know if I can

survive on my own

You know how much I despise myself?

But now you have
an art gallery of your own

I just told you that I despise myself

Can you stop helping me?

What can you do on your own?

What about your mother?

I've been trying to figure out
what can I do?

My mom is my own responsibility

We're neither sick nor disabled

Why should we lean for support

rely on someone

all the way in my life?

Why have you changed
so much so suddenly?

You wanna stand on your own feet,
go ahead

I won't help you, okay?

Why do you have to leave?

Are you going to be with that boy?

You know he's the one
who sold the story?

He wouldn't do that

How do you know he wouldn't?

How long have you known him?

I feel I've known him since my past life

And I had known you before that

No wonder I feel I've had enough

Why are you hurting me like this?

Aren't you hurting me the same way?

Anyway, just burn every bridge of hers

She'll come back to you in the end

Besides, she isn't young anymore

he's too old to be a model

What else can she do, right?

Next time when I go to Beijing

I'll probably buy the courtyard house

Any reminder or suggestions?

I do know a real estate agent

A cute girl

But it's been years
since our last contact

I'll see if I can find her business card

Don't bother

Beijing has changed
so much in these years

Since you've been out of
touch for so long

you're practically a stranger

Yeah, it's been so many years

Even the person you share the bed with

can turn into a stranger the next day

We're going to He's villa

Everything is set

I'll pass. You guys have fun

I'll pass, too

What's wrong with you two?

Remember "sex with a thousand girls"?

Here. Let's drink more

Let's raise our glasses

"Hello, this is Zoe"

"I'm busy.
Please leave a message, thanks"

The car wash business is doing well

Many customers...request for my service

How are you?

I jog every day

If I keep jogging like this

I'll be able to run a marathon

Do you...miss her?

Let him make the decision

You two are so sweet

I'd like to have rice noodles
and pork cheek

Behind any idea
that indicates separation

Iies a great crisis

Once what's good and bad is defined

there will be conflicts...and wars

If the world ended tomorrow

what would be
the most important thing to you?

This is the baby's heartbeat.
Can you hear it?

It's faster than the mother's

about 120 to 140 bpm

Let's measure the baby's head

Do you see the white line on the screen?

Yes

I... I am Kai

How dare you come to us!

Darling, you think you're
in the soap opera?

What if I do?

Am I supposed to give you a thumbs up

and say well done?

Mom!

Well, let's talk in our house

It's about time for a chat

Let's go

You've put on some weight

Yeah, two kilos

Cut down the dessert later

You, too

Watch your blood sugar

The alley is too narrow

My car can't get through

A rich man like you

should just buy a helicopter

Right. Why didn't it occur to me?

Where can I get one?

Oh no! I forgot the key again

It's so unprofessional of you

Sir, can you come give me a push?

I'll climb in and open the door for you

This is insane

Well, I got it wrong

Oh yeah?

This courtyard house is reserved

for a very important client

We can't sell it to you

Who is more important than me?

Hey, we're heading over

Hmm

Thanks

There are many people here

How's Yijia doing?

Okay, I guess

What's your plan?

This is what I'm here for

I hate going to weddings

I won't be there

Yijia and I are both very certain

that we are just the child's parents

We won't be together

Because

she's not the one I love

If we force ourselves together

pretending to love each other

it'll be a great tragedy

What about the future?

I don't know what's going happen

I do know I'll do my best

to raise my kid

Besides, her dad said

as long as I love the child

as long as I love

it'll be enough

Yijia's mom asked me

to pay her 5000 dollars every month

She calls it "the price tag of love"

I want to see your work

Uncle Lu

Have you seen Ni?

She's in there

If you have any thoughts
about the wedding

feel free to let me know

Zoe Fang

How's your mother doing?

An auntie who owns a bar in Japan

asked her to go there to help

She's gone

That's good

What about you?

Are you with the...

Which one?

We're not in touch

Why not?

I guess I'm afraid

Of what?

I am afraid I'd bring him trouble

He might feel pressured

I'm afraid I don't know
how to love at all

and I might hurt him

Or I'm afraid

a person like me

doesn't deserve his love

This is too cheesy

An old man like me cannot take it

You truly love him, don't you?

Hey, if you do love him

be brave

I really wish you'd come back to me

I miss you so much that my heart aches

But most of all

I want you to be happy

In fact, I like that boy

Because

you like him

I've seen your face

when you were with him

That was something

I could never give you

And yet he did it

With him

you were

a little girl, happy

and content

Hey, I've finally said it out loud

Look

It's all here

You know

I deleted a paragraph

"If you would come back"

"you would discover"

"that I have always been here for you"

"I've never left"

But then I thought I'd hurt you so badly

I had no right to say those words

Finally, you don't mind
the reading glasses

Well, I've got to act my age

I can only read words this big now

Doudou, Let's blow out the candles

No!

Dad promised to come for your birthday

We have to blow out the candles with dad

But mommy is very hungry

I really want to eat the cake

No, we'll have wait for daddy
to get here

Okay then. Let's wait

We'll wait until the end of the world

Can mom drink the watermelon juice now?

No!

We have to wait for dad
to drink together

You can have it now

Cheers! -Cheers!

I can see wonderful prospects

I believe in full cooperation

Definitely

Sir, the contracts have been signed

We've prepared champagne
for you as usual

Shall I open it now?

Sorry, I'm late

I brought some drinks this time

you can try what my kind of people drink

I hope your kind of people
will like these

Happy birthday!

Mr. Chen and Ms. Jiang

were strangers to each other

Zoe, well done

Keep up the good work

Thank you

But on a Wednesday morning two years ago

in the Daan Forest Park near his house

Mr. Chen saw Miss Jiang

teaching her neighbors and friend

Yuan-Ji dance

Mr. Chen realized

that he was

smitten with Miss Jiang

Now, let's hear the bride and groom

talk about each other

Even now I still can't believe

you would marry a person of my age

and my condition

Huanzhen

no matter how long we have left together

I'll do everything
I can to make you happy

Shaowen

I know

at this age

I can easily find

a hundred reasons

to reject you

But

I love you

I can't lie to myself

No matter where you go

I'll go with you

Chen Shaowen,

will you take Jiang Huanzhen

to be your wife, for better or for worse

for richer or poorer,
in sickness or in health

to love and cherish till death
do you part?

Yes, I will

Will you?

Ma...marry?

You don't dare?

Yes

Okay, now the most important moment...

The bride and groom
may exchange the rings

Will...will you?

Let's give the couple
a round of applause!

Now

You may kiss the bride

Kiss her

Kuan get in position

The toast will begin in a second

Wait...wait...for me

Today is the most important day for them

Thank you all for coming

Let's raise our glasses

You must be as happy

as I am at this moment

Let's drink a toast to

the newly wed

We wish them a very happy life together

Congratulations

I'll work hard

I'll work very hard

I'll support you

for the rest of your life

I don't accept support

I only accept

Have a seat

Order anything you want

The menu is on the table

Oh

Table five orders

What did they order?

Your dad is too much

Where has he been?

I'm definitely divorcing him this time

Begging won't work this time

Tell him to be careful

You love him so much

You'll never divorce him

This is my secret

Don't tell your dad, okay?

He might take advantage of it

What did table five order?

Check it yourself

Oh, you cheeky monkey!

You keep getting me into trouble

I am sorry

I am sorry

Don't be sorry

(Allow me to be your child's godmother)

(and your best friend forever)