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Love Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Karega (2001)

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Love Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Karega (2001)

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"For love..."

"Will do anything for love"

This is Bombay.
Oh, sorry! Mumbai.

Its population is more than 1 crore.

All kinds of people live here,
with all kinds of dreams.

Some want money, some want
love, some want respect

some want a car, and
some want everything.

This is Vijay Sharma.
He works in a bank.

He is married. He even has two kids.

This is Seema Khanna. She works
in some private company.

She had a love marriage recently.

After marriage, she has fallen
in love with Vijay Sharma.

Yes. Meet him. He is Johny,
a pizza delivery boy.

He is pretty popular among
middle-aged married women.

He delivers much more than just pizzas.

But our film story has nothing
to do with these people.

Our film story is about them.

She is Sapna. She loves to paint.

Apart from that, her
hobbies include singing

classical dance, yoga,
handicraft, gardening

photography, poetry, making
candles, pottery making, Reiki...

In short, Sapna's life
is dedicated to art.

And today, she is
having an exhibition

of her best paintings
in this art gallery.

Is this a horse or a dog?
-Horse.

But it looks like a dog to me.

It is surprising

how such worthless paintings
are being exhibited here.

Who can refuse the
daughter of Rajiv Chopra.

This work is definitely of a genius.

Do you know what is special about it?

- What?
- The eyes.

There is so much
depth in these eyes.

- Who must have done this?
- Me.

You?

I am so sorry.

Actually, I was not kissing you

- but the genius painter within you.
- Thank you.

The one who is showering this
false praise is Prakash.

He is always looking
for an opportunity.

He never lets an opportunity go by.

Look! He's caught it!

- This is Sapna's father, Rajiv Chopra.
- Hello!

He is a renowned businessman.

He has two factories in
Mumbai, three in Hyderabad

four in Delhi, two in Ahmedabad

and many more.

This man Das Babu, is working
since 25 years in this company.

Those working for Chopra
respect him very much.

And Chopra humiliates
those who work for him.

Send this cheque of 2 crore
to Mr. Mehra of Delhi.

- What happened?
- Sir, sir!

An increment of Rs.300?!
Does money grow on trees?

I have worked hard
to make my money.

You people do not know
the value of money.

Want a Rs.300 increment
indeed! Go away!

Poor Das Babu!

No, Das Babu has not come
here to commit suicide.

They have all come here to have fun.

There's lack of space in Mumbai
so such sights are common here.

What is this? Prakash
and Sapna together?

Prakash managed to woo Sapna

with his false praise
of her paintings.

He is reading Sapna's hand but
trying to make his own destiny.

But who is this Prakash?
What does he do?

- He loves me, papa.
- What work does he do?

He is looking for a job.
Besides, you are there.

I am talking about him and
you are talking about me.

Papa! What difference does it make?
Anyway, after marriage...

try to understand, child.

Prakash does not have
our kind of status.

Father and daughter argued
so much over Prakash

that Sapna threatened
to leave the house.

This blackmail worked

and Chopra had to bow before
his daughter's wishes.

Prakash got married to Sapna.

How fortunate!

In one stroke, he jumped from
the bus into an imported car.

You call such a man in Mumbai smart!

Good morning. Listen!

But poor
Prakash is unaware that

Rajiv Chopra is waiting for him.

Good morning, dad. Did you call me?

- In fact, while coming here,
I was thinking. - Get up.

What?

I said stand up!

Get up.

This is my office, not a
local train of Mumbai

that you can just barge in.

Now, first get permission.
Get out.

May I take this? Stapler.

- May I come in?
Come in.

What is this?

What is this? Whom did you ask
before passing this order?

Sir, in the interest
of the company...

You don't have to think about
the interest of the company.

I have given you a cabin
in this office

because you have
become my son-in-law.

Sir, even I want to do something.

One of the toilet's
flush is not working.

Go and mend it. Right now! Go!

Poor guy! He got a wife,
a house, car, love, everything.

He only didn't get respect. Bad luck.

As a matter of fact, even he
is going through bad luck.

He is Rahul. Rahul Kapoor
talks less, thinks more.

And he is always looking for work.

And this guy runs away from work.

And he is his friend,
Harilal alias Harry.

He is sleeping right now. Let him
sleep, we'll meet him later.

These two came to Mumbai
in search of a job.

Their search is still on.

Good morning.

Your dream broke?

Scratch your head and come awake!

Go to sleep. It is only 10:30.

And this man who has just
come out of the bathroom

is the landlord, Murthy,
Dakshina Murthy.

He is from Kuduppa Patamal
some village in South India.

He bathes every day and
also prays everyday.

And she is Rameshwari,
Dakshina Murthy's wife.

She gets along more with
God than her husband.

With which God, that
is difficult to say.

Soni and Guddu are children
of the neighbours.

They eat here and sleep at home.

Oh La La La!

She is Anjali, their daughter.

She is the only one worth looking
at in the entire family.

She is totally unabashed.

She has just grown up and
has also fallen in love.

With him.

In 'Kaun Banega Crorepati'
(TV show) Amitabh is unique!

One should be like him.

It's you!

I was going for an interview, so
I was praying to the one above.

Do think of those living
downstairs also sometimes.

You don't have to say that.
You are my landlord.

I had forgotten that I am
the landlord of this house.

So who are you?
-Sir, I am your tenant.

You remember everything else
but not paying my rent.

I will pay up as soon as I get a job.

You are saying that since
the past six months.

- Job, job, job.
- Listen!

- What happened!
- Hello aunty.

It's been four days since the mixer's
blade broke, kindly get it repaired.

Hold on! If he goes,
I won't find him for next 6 months.

Manage it with my shaving blade.

Do it yourself then!

- So what was I saying?
-You were talking about the mixer.

Forget the mixer,
when will you pay the rent?

- As soon as I get a job.
- Give me a date.

Father, uncle has called from Guntur.

The call has to come now!
Be careful, he mustn't move!

Okay, I'll see to it.

- Wait!
- Yes.

Wait, it's your brother who has called.

Stupid! Let's escape! Come!

Anjali, Anjali, your daddy Anjali...

- What's on the job front?
- Nothing much.

I have got a call for
an interview today.

- Let's see what happens.
- You'll succeed this time.

You had said this
even the last time.

I will say that to you always.

But how long can this go on?

Only a few more days. You
will soon get a job.

- What if I don't?
- Then I will take up a job.

You can manage the house
while I go to work.

And when I return home, tired,
you serve me, okay?

Agreed. Anything else?

Yes. Cooking food, looking after
the kids, washing clothes

getting up early, you'll
have to do all this.

All right, but stop day dreaming now.

See a dream with me.

- What?
- Dream.

"That happens that which just happens"

"Nothing happens in that it happens"

"That happens that which just happens"

"Nothing happens in that it happens"

"That has happened to me, oh Lord!"

"That has happened to me, oh Lord!"

"Nothing happens in that it happens"

"Silently something disappears"

"My heart has disappeared, oh Lord!"

"Oh Lord! Oh Lord!"

"Oh Lord! Oh Lord!"

"We hear in the dreams,
something similar"

"We wrap in our sleep, the
nights knitted together"

"We hear in the dreams,
something similar"

"We wrap in our sleep, the
nights knitted together"

"The eyes have the story"

"Spoken by the dreams"

"Stayed awake all night"

"Slept in the morning, Oh Lord."

"Slept in the morning, Oh Lord"

"The feet in love, find the path new"

"The face of every stone is like God"

"The feet in love,
find the path new"

"The face of every
stone is like God"

"If you see it, it is foolishness"

"If you understand, it is romantic"

"This false moment"

"How did it become true,
Oh Lord! Oh Lord!"

"How did it become true,
Oh Lord! Oh Lord!"

"That happens that
which just happens"

"Nothing happens in that it happens"

"That has happened to me"

"My heart has disappeared"

"Silently something disappears"

"That has happened to me, Oh Lord"

Baby, you dance well, maybe
the dance floor is not good.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Sir, enough for today.
- All right.

What is the matter?
Why are you silent?

- It's nothing.
- There is something. Tell me.

I don't think your father likes me.

What are you talking?

He was so rude to me in office
today over such a small matter.

It seems like he doesn't need me there.

Prakash, don't feel
offended by what papa says.

In the beginning, he used to talk
like that even about Zany.

But gradually, he began
to like him. Right, Zany?

You'll see, he'll begin
to like you too.

Zany, take care of Prakash,
I'll speak to papa and come.

All right?

Yes dear, but he placed a wrong order

which was not in the
interest of the company

- so I explained it to him.
- Oh!

Papa, it will take Prakash some
time to learn the office work.

Yes, but it will take me some
time to teach him too.

And then, you know my nature.

Yes papa, I told Prakash
the same thing.

- Give the phone to Prakash.
- Yes, papa.

Papa wants to talk to you.

- Hello.
- Prakash dear.

Yes, tell me.

If ever you carry tales to Sapna again

I'll teach you a lesson you
must not have even dreamt of.

Give the phone to Sapna.

- Hello!
- I have explained to him

there won't be any problem now.

Though it will take some time
to make him understand.

No problem, papa, teach him well.
- Okay, dear.

Okay, papa. Thank you.

- Love you, papa.
- Love you, dear.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Happy?

Zany, come on. Let's get
you some milk. Come on.

Rahul, what are you doing here?

Murthy is sitting on
a chair at the gate.

Then why are you sitting here?

We stay here because we pay rent.

He's not doing us any
favour, understand!

That's true, but we have not paid
the rent since six months.

Now he is doing us a favour.

We have not paid the rent
since six months?

All the money goes into
your lavish lifestyle.

Cigarettes, liquor, flowers
for women, movie tickets.

I have an idea! What if we
ask money from Aslam bhai (don)?

Aslam bhai? Don't we have
enough problems already?

If he doesn't get his money on
time, we'll end up in a hospital.

Don't worry about that,
I know Aslam bhai's weakness.

Aslam Bhai has come!

- Will you smoke beedi?
- No,Bhai

You smoke cigarettes. You
are pretty loaded.

No, Bhai.

Why didn't you send the
weekly protection money?

Business is down.

Do you have a mint to print these?

One who cheats Aslam,
lands up in the hospital.

- Order for tea.
- Give tea to Aslam bhai.

What a punch Bhai!

If that punch is shown on screen

it will put even Shah Rukh
and Salman to shame.

Is that your hand or a hammer?

- Order one tea for him too.
- Add some cream to it.

Give one more tea.

- What is the matter?
- Bhai, I needed some money.

What were you saying about Shah Rukh?

Oh yes! I was saying that you
fight better in real life

than even a hero in reel life.

- You are a super action star.
- Of course not.

You are laughing?
I am telling the truth.

The punch you hit will put
even Akshay Kumar to shame.

You are flattering me, aren't you?

Of course not!

You wanted something?

Yes, I wanted two to
four thousand rupees.

- Two or four thousand?
- Four.

- When will you return it?
- In about 4-5 days.

- Four or five?
- Five.

- Give him Rs.4000.
- Yes Bhai.

- Take.
- Thank you Bhai.

- Go.
- Bye.

Aslam Bhai, why are you
so charmed by films?

Speak only when I ask
you to. Tell him that!

Sorry, I made a mistake.

Made a mistake indeed! Will
I earn fame in the film world?

You will be a hit!

Isn't it?

What will I lose in trying anyway?

You will be superb!

- Let's begin with God's name.
- Yes.

One must even diversify
sometimes, right or not?

- Of course, one must.
- He doesn't understand!

Come, Das Babu. What
brings you here?

Sir, the big boss had called.
He will be late today.

So he has asked you to receive
the American delegation.

What do I do? You saw how he
was shouting at me that day.

And today, when he has some
work, he thought of me.

I am not some dog who the master calls

and it runs to him
wagging his tail.

Mr. Prakash, until you don't
meet the office staff

how will you learn the work here.

You only have to manage
all this in the future.

Yes, that's true.

- Hello.
- Hello.

- Welcome to India.
- Thank you.

- Nice to meet you.
- This is Mike.

Nice to meet you.

- This is Celina.
- Hello.

- That's Symond.
- Hello.

- And that's Philips.
- Hi.

- Please follow me.
- Thank you.

- Good morning, sir.
- Good morning.

- Is everything all right?
- Yes, Mr. Prakash is talking to them.

- That's very nice.
- Yes, that's great.

Good morning, dad.

Gentlemen, my father-in-law, Mr.
Rajiv Chopra.

Excuse me.

How many times have I told you
to keep your mouth shut?

- Dad, listen
- Shut up.

I had asked you to receive them,
not to talk nonsense.

Now get out. And send
coffee for all of them.

Get out.

Hi.

What is the matter?

- Send coffee.
- What?

Your father told me in the office
in everyone's presence

to send coffee. I am
an M.B.A for God sake.

I am the Assistant Manager.

I am Rajiv Chopra's son-in-law

that is why I have
been given a big cabin.

Not to work, but only to sit in.

Prakash...

Look Sapna, I don't want
to be treated specially.

At least give me some work
that I can respectably do.

In Rajiv Chopra's office, from
the peon to the manager

everyone knows what work
he has to do, except me.

For the first time, I feel I am
incapable of doing anything.

I mean...

whatever I may have
been before marriage

at least I had some
regard for myself.

But your father has put
me in such a situation

where I pity myself.

- So what do you want to do?
- I don't know.

I want to do something independently.

But where will I get the money from?

I don't understand anything.

Who are you talking about?

The one who lives in the third lane, last
building, 2nd floor and in the first flat.

You are too much! I cannot
manage a single woman

and you are flirting
with four of them.

Four?

But I didn't tell you
about Dolly and Pooja?

Dolly and Pooja?
-They are twins.

If you worked so hard to get a job...

That reminds me, give me rupees 50.

I want to get the bio-data typed.

I don't have time for
your Dolly and Pooja.

- I never mix passion and profession.
- Oh yes!

Both are two different things.
I'll never fall in love.

Why? What's wrong
in falling in love?

It's too much of a hassle.

Hi. -Rahul, papa is talking
of fixing my marriage.

Congratulations, sister-in-law.

Not with Rahul, with someone
else.

- What?
- With who?

Some stupid fellow. Papa says he
earns 20-25 thousand a month.

So what did you say?

She said that even you earn
20-25 thousand a month.

- Shut up Harry.
- Okay.

- Why are you getting angry with him?
- Then what do I do?

Go and speak to papa.

But what will I speak with your papa?

Speak about the weather. Speak
about your marriage, of course!

Wait a minute.

Anjali, you know my financial state.

I cannot even pay the rent,
what will I tell your papa?

Rahul, you don't know what
I am going through.

And anyway, you'll have
to speak to papa one day.

Have you brought the rent?

Come inside.

Aren't you ashamed not to pay the rent?

I want to speak to you.

First, pay the rent, then
I'll listen to you all day.

I... I love Anjali.

Listen, what is he saying about Anjali?

Anjali? Nothing, he's just saying
that Anjali is a good girl. -Yes.

Very good! How intelligent!

I don't understand.

It is so simple! You had
to pay the rent earlier.

After marriage you will stay here as a
son-in-law so everything will be free.

You are misunderstanding me.
After marriage, I will...

- You will look for another house?
- Yes.

If you find a fool like me,
you'll swindle him too.

No, I will pay there on time.

You will give it on time.

All right, so there you will
pay the rent on time.

You will also need lots of money
for food, clothes, outings.

Tell me, will you look for
a job after marriage or...

I will find a job first.

And I am confident I will
get a good job very soon.

A good job? I have been hearing
that since a year now.

Rahul, I have fixed Anjali's
marriage for next month.

The boy has a good job, his own house.

I understand your feelings,
you also understand mine.

Love cannot fill one's stomach.

One needs money to
run a house. Cash.

There is still one
month to the marriage.

If you get a job by then there's
no objection to marriage.

Okay?

Okay.

If you have any idea, suggest it.

I do have an idea.

But he cannot handle it.

Then tell me.

Think again.

Stop acting and tell me.

- Then listen. Elope with him.
- What do you say?

Have you even lost your
mind along with him?

Elope to a place where it's
just you, me and our love!

Your father was right, love
does not fill one's stomach.

Then you should have thought
about it before falling in love.

Harilal, God has given us a mouth
to speak and brains to think.

Please, think before you speak.

Anjali, don't you have faith on me?

Believe me, I will do something.

- And anyway I...
- Do what you like.

But if I don't get married
to you, you don't know what I can do.

Anjali, listen.

Anjali! Anjali!

She can do anything.

- Papa.
- Yes?

I want to speak to you.

Prakash is not
bothering you, is he?

No papa, it is not that.

Actually

Prakash is not happy working with you.

He wants to work somewhere else?

No, he wants to do
something independently.

It is good to be independent.

See, even I made something
of myself on my own.

I am a self made man.

Yes papa, but Prakash
needs your help.

My blessings are always with him.

Papa, Prakash's project
idea is very good.

I want you to help Prakash
in this project financially.

Oh.

That means he wants to make
something of himself with my help.

Yes, papa. You'll see papa,
one day, Prakash will

make something of himself,
even he will prosper.

That day, even you will
feel proud of him.

But he needs your financial
support now. Please, papa.

Yes, why not?

If Prakash has a good idea,
why will I not help him?

As soon as his project file is ready

ask him to come and meet me.

Met your papa?

- Yes.
- What did he say?

Nothing, we just had a
general discussion.

Just had a talk!

I knew papa will not take
any interest in my project.

That's true, but perhaps
if I force him then...

- Then?
- Then maybe papa will agree.

- Papa has agreed!
- What?!

Yes, papa has agreed.
What will you give me now?

"Think about what you will do, tell
me what you'll do, darling!"

"Think about what you will do, tell
me what you'll do, darling!"

"When the whole world will be at
our feet. -The whole world!"

"The cloud will be our pillow and
the sky will be a mattress"

"The cloud"

"We have to go to the moon"

"No, no, we have to bring it here"

"The tiger in the jungle"

"we have to recite a poem to him"

"Whatever you say, will happen"

"Think about what you will do, tell
me what you'll do, darling!"

"As you say, we will
do that, darling"

"Hey darling"

"Think that the birds"

"are singing our stories"

"Look even the mountains"

"are bowing their heads in our path"

"I just have one dream"

"have to go to a far away place"

"We have to go to America"

"No, no, there is too
much crowd there"

"The ice in Russia"

"The heat in Africa"

"Whatever you say, will happen"

"Think about what you will do, tell
me what you'll do, darling!"

"As you say, we will do
that, darling, darling, darling"

"Think, on the banks"

"the waves of the sea are calling"

"Look even the branches"

"of the trees make swings for us"

"In this shower"

"every drop is yours"

"Have to take a shower in the rains"

"The rains are just an excuse"

"We have to twist life"

"And have to drown in it's happiness"

"Will you too come along with me?"

"Darling!"

"Think about what you will do, tell
me what you'll do, darling!"

"When the whole world will be at
our feet. -The whole world!"

"The cloud will be our pillow, and
the sky will be a mattress"

"The cloud"

"We have to go to the moon"

"No, no, we have to bring it here"

"The tiger in the jungle"

"we have to recite a poem to him"

"Whatever you say, will happen"

Bhai, it was a mistake.

I made it?
-No, I did.

No, I made a mistake.

I explained you nicely, but
you did not understand.

You acted smart. So I will
have to teach you a lesson.

Hey Hero!

Aslam Bhai, you and here?

In fact I was looking for you.

What for? -Rahul didn't
give you the paper?

- What paper?
- Today's paper.

- What's in it?
- An advertisement.

I mean, Subhash Ghai is
starting a new film.

So?

Subhash Ghai is looking for
a new hero for his new film.

So I was thinking why
not you give it a try?

As if he is going to
take me as a hero.

That is what even Jackie
Shroff used to say.

Subhash Ghai saw him and made
him the hero of his film "Hero."

Look where he is today!

I will go and get the paper.

Do you think Subhash Ghai
will give me a chance?

Of course Bhai. 100 percent.

When will you return my money?

Tomorrow. 100 percent.

- Where is Subhash's office?
- Bandra.

- How much percent?
- Of course 100 percent!

You go.

"You are my dearest, you are my love"

"You are the hero of my love story"

May I come in, sir?

Dad, this is the file of my project.

I knew it! I knew it that
you would like this idea.

The moment this website
enters the market

it will create a sensation.

You cannot even imagine how good
this will be for the company.

Isn't it a great idea, sir?

It is a stupid idea.

Utter nonsense.

First, you trapped my daughter,
now you want to trap me?

What are you saying?
My intention...

I am very well aware of your
intention but Sapna is not.

You worthless man!

Whether you live in a
bungalow or the street

you'll never change.

Because basically, you are a fool!

Sir, if I am sitting here
quietly, it doesn't mean...

It means that you are not
capable of speaking.

Stay within your limits.

Now get lost!

Listen, if you tell
my daughter anything

I will forget that you
are my son-in-law.

I will send you back to the
place from where you have come.

Now get out.

Two weeks? But I want
to join from tomorrow.

Look, don't worry about money.

You will get all the
money in advance.

I will get a black belt
in ten days, won't I?

Okay, thank you.

Yes!

Prakash, you know what,
from tomorrow I...

will be joining karate classes.

Isn't it exciting?

Oh, by the way, how
was your meeting?

It was great. Dad liked
the idea very much.

He spoke of starting
the project very soon.

Yeah! I knew it, I knew it.

You had worked so hard on it.

I am so proud of you. Oh
Prakash, isn't it great.

Rajiv Chopra

I will get money out of you!

By fair means or foul. But how?

This is how this department is!

Hello!

Hey!

- What is it?
- Bhai has come.

My brother died five years ago.

You good for nothing!
Aslam Bhai has come.

Give donation for Ganesh festival.

A Muslim asking for a
donation for Ganesh festival.

Yes!

Where donation and
business are concerned

I believe in one religion.

But Bhai, my brother
died five years ago.

Since then, I never
celebrate Ganesh festival.

Because you lost your brother,
you stopped believing in God?

Man can leave God, but
God never leaves man.

But Aslam bhai never spares
anybody. Come on, give donation.

- But donation...
- He is our man.

- Ask him to give donation.
- You haven't given him donation?

- Get lost, go away from here!
- Hey, you!

Aslam Bhai, what did
Subhash Ghai say?

What will he say? He
has cast Hrithik.

- Subhash Ghai told you that?
- No, his boy told me.

- Then meet Yash Chopra.
- He will not take me.

Shah Rukh is his favourite.

Not is, was. After 'Mohabbatein'
(movie), they hate each other.

What do you mean?

Shah Rukh is no more
popular, Hrithik is busy.

That leaves who?

That is what I am telling you.
I can even imagine your posters.

Yash Chopra presents, "Aslam Bhai
Dulhaniya Le Jayenge."

"When I saw you my love, I knew"

Economics, 89 percent. Good.

Accounts, 74 percent. Very good.

Do you have any experience
with computers?

Yes sir, I have even done
a course in computers.

Do you know that the man
who came here before

you was more qualified than you.

What he lacked was courage
or enthusiasm like you.

Thank you, sir.

Our company needs people like you.

- Well, young man, you are selected.
- Thank you, sir.

Just that...

come and meet me at my residence
in the evening at six.

Here my visiting card.

To complete some formalities.

- I'm fine.

You go in, sir. Wait a minute.

- Did you get the job?
- Yes.

He must have asked you to
call in the evening. -Yes.

Keep Rs.2 lakhs ready.

What for?

That's because so many
people like you come here.

Everyone gets a visiting
card, but who gets the job?

Next.

Rs.2 lakhs? You mean a bribe?

Yes, bribe.

I am even ready to pay
a bribe to get a job

but where do I get the money from?

If I don't get this job

Murthy will get Anjali
married to someone else.

Rahul, Anjali will not
marry anyone else.

I know, but you know Murthy,
he can do anything.

Anjali cannot live without and I...

I mean we both cannot
live without each other.

Only if I can get Rs.2 lakhs
all my problems will be solved.

But I don't know what to do!

Don't worry, you'll get the job.

How can I? And anyway,
there is so little time.

I was foolish to think I will
get another job so soon.

Harry, can't we somehow,
anyhow, get Rs.2 lakhs?

It will be wrong to do such work.

Don't teach me right or wrong.

You have been trying to get a
job since the past one year.

What came of it? Nothing!

And today when you are getting a job

you have to pay a bribe of Rs.2 lakhs.

Why do you have to pay
a bribe? Don't pay.

Even paying a bribe is wrong.

Look Rahul, one sometimes has to
do wrong to do something right.

And anyway, we don't have
to do this always.

Once we get what we want,
we'll close the chapter.

You mean...

I mean we will have
to commit some crime.

Yes.

We'll have to do something different.

Can't we commit some crime where
no one loses anything?

There is. We'll commit suicide.

No one will lose
anything if we die.

I am not saying we commit
some dacoity or m*rder.

I am saying we should
commit such a crime

where someone should not
lose much, but just a little.

That is what I am saying.

I know that is what you are saying.
But listen to what I am saying.

If someone has Rs.1 crore.

and if we take Rs.2 lakhs from it

- what is left with him?
- Rs.98 lakhs.

Correct.

So he loses only Rs.2 lakhs.

While we can make
our lives with it.

Rich people come to
five star hotels

eat and make merry
late into the night

and spend thousands of rupees.

So?

Expensive watches, gold rings, chains

they have so much with them.

If we loot even one person, our
mission will be accomplished.

But where will we loot?

In the car parking area. There is
no one there except darkness.

We will hide there.

The moment we see some rich man,
we'll loot him. That's it.

- It won't be much of a problem.
- Yes.

How will we scare him?

This looks real!

- We need real money, don't we?
- Yes.

Someone coming.

Ready?

He didn't look too rich, did he?

- Come, let's check him.
- Yes.

Beware! Don't try to move!

- Who are you?
- Underworld.

- Underworld?
- We are g*ons. Give us your money!

Down!

Come.

Where are you taking me?

Come.

Hand over your money!

- What is this?
- It's a Rs.500 note.

- It's real.
- Do you take us to be fools?

Come on, hurry, give us the money,
or we will t*rture you.

- Look, I don't have any more money.
- Khalid, tell him who we are!

Yes. We are very dangerous.

We only had kidnapped the
daughter of Kishen Patel.

It had made headlines.

Now give us your money

or do you also want to appear
in tomorrow's headlines?

If you like, you can search me.

Do we look like constables to you?

You don't know what all
we do. Hey you tell him.

Thefts, dacoity, m*rder, gambling

kidnapping and even match fixing.

Did you hear that?
Check your pockets.

Did you come to drink in the
five star hotel for free?

Give that ring. Hurry!

Give it. Fast.

Check him properly. Let's
get out of here quickly.

Excuse me!

What will you get by selling all this?

Rupees ten-twenty thousand at the most.

You are from the underworld,
aren't you?

Yes, so?

I have a plan with which
you can make lakhs.

- What will you gain from it?

I need some money.

Then why don't you ask
your father-in-law?

But what problem do you have?
I will hatch the entire plan.

I will even get the money.

You'll are professional
criminals, aren't you?

That we are, that is why
we are inquiring so much.

What else do you'll want to know?

Look, even you will make
money and even I will.

It's the work of maximum 5-6 hour.

What do you say?

We'll have to ask Bhai.

You'll belong to the
underworld, don't you?

Yes, but we'll have to ask big boss.

- One minute.
- What is it?

When will you give
me your decision?

What is the hurry? We told you
we'll have to ask big boss.

We will ask him and
call you. Now leave!

Harry, I think there is
something fishy in this.

And what I see is only the
money we'll get in it.

- But what if we fall into trouble?
- Rahul

- the idea of kidnapping is whose?
- His.

- And whose money is it?
- His father-in-law's.

Whose headache is it to bring
the money to us?

His.

- Whose wife?
- His.

Only ministers in our country
get an opportunity

to do something so safe,
not common people like us.

What if police comes into the picture?

Rahul, this is a family matter,
how can the police come into it?

- She has come!
- She has come!

What were you talking about the police?

Police?

- Foolish.
- Foolish.

- Who is foolish?
- He.

- No, no, he!
- Yes, me.

I was telling him to find
a job quickly or else... -Yes.

So Rahul said that he
will k*ll your father.

- What?
- What?

Yes!

Yes. I will k*ll your
father to get you.

Have you gone crazy?

Everything will be all right.

- I am with you.
- I know.

Don't be foolish.

Even I was telling him the same
thing. What is in this?

- I forgot! They are sweets for you.
- Thanks.

Don't worry, okay.

A jackpot of Rs.50 lakhs!

Rs.25 lakhs for him

and Rs.25 lakhs ours.

Rs.12.5 lakhs for you and
Rs.12.5 lakhs for me.

You pay Rs.2 lakhs to
get yourself a job.

You get married to Anjali.

I will buy myself a
car for Rs.5 lakhs

out of my share of Rs.12.5 lakhs.

What you do with the rest of
the money is your problem.

I will go on a world
tour with my money.

I will go to America with Anju,
to Switzerland with Seema

to London with Leena
and to Paris with Pooja.

I can see a beautiful life ahead of me!

"My heart my heart, is lonely"

"It searches, searches for a lover"

"My heart my heart, is lonely"

"It searches, searches for a lover"

"In Anju's eyes, in Paro's lashes"

"In Neha's fuss, in Neena's outlook"

"In Geeta's cheeks, in Bobby's hair"

"In Shalu's..."

"lanes!"

"My heart my heart is lonely"

"It searches, searches for a lover"

"My heart, my heart, is lonely"

"It searches, searches for a lover"

"In Anju's eyes, in Paro's lashes"

"In Geeta's cheeks, in Bobby's hair"

"In Shalu's..."

"I shall pray Pooja's feet"

"My heart says not to do anything else"

"There is happiness with Radha around"

"The flute plays by itself"

"I burn in the flame of Jyoti"

"Walk along with Chanchal"

"In Anju's eyes, in Paro's lashes"

"In Neha's fuss, in Neena's
outlook, in Geeta's cheeks"

"In Shalu's..."

"In lanes!"

"My heart, my heart, is lonely"

"It searches, searches for a lover"

"My heart, my heart, is lonely"

"It searches, searches for a lover"

"I am looking for the name of Anamika"

"I am crazy for Shama in the evening"

"I will wear Ruby's ring"

"I do not tell lies"

"I dream about Sapna "

"I want to be within the bounds of Seema"

"In Anju's eyes, in Paro's lashes"

"In Neha's fuss, in Neena's
outlook, In Geeta's cheeks"

"In Shalu's..."

"In lanes!"

"My heart, my heart, is lonely"

"It searches, searches for a lover"

"My heart, my heart, is lonely"

"It searches, searches for a lover"

"In Anju's eyes, in Paro's lashes"

"In Geeta's cheeks, in Bobby's hair"

"In Shalu's..."

- Hello.
- Hello smarty.

- It's me.
- Who?

Have you forgotten? Sultan Ahmed.

Sultan Bhai, I am Prakash speaking.

I know. I have phoned you

then naturally you only
will be on the phone.

- What have you decided?
- Big boss said.

What did he say?

I am Khalid Mohammed speaking.

Greetings, Khalid Bhai.

We will kidnap your wife.
Is that clear?

Thank you, sir. Thank you.

Okay, put the phone down.

"Love is crazy, lover"

"When I saw you, my lover"

- "Love is crazy, lover"

Shanti!

- "From here, where will I go"

- Prakash!
- Oh, my leg.

Hey, what happened?

- My leg!

- Prakash!
- You wait, I'm coming.

Come here.

Prakash!
Prakash!

Prakash! Prakash!

Quietly surrender yourself

or we will t*rture you so much

that you'll never see
your face in the mirror...

Save me. Help me. Prakash!

Prakash!

She threw chilly sauce in
our eyes and disappeared.

Quick! Hurry!

Your wife is dangerous,
very dangerous.

- You should have warned us.
- Come on, lift her.

Be careful.

Look, please take care of her.

You first arrange for the money.

- I will call within two hours.
- Okay.

What is this?

- Nothing.
- Nothing.

Nothing?

- A mattress?
- Donkey?

Not a donkey, it is a
mattress, a cotton mattress.

Cotton mattress?

- What happened?
- Hello, aunty.

Let's go!

You have a bed, why do
you need this mattress?

We are making preparations for the
marriage, uncle.

Marriage!

Dad, Sapna has been kidnapped. Yes.

I just came home and saw the
entire house in a mess.

And Sapna was not in. And then
the kidnappers called...

Who will believe this?

The old man will never believe it.

Hello dad, Sapna has been kidnapped.

I just came home and saw the
entire house in a mess...

Emotion is lacking.

Dad, Sapna has been kidnapped.

I had gone out. When I returned,
the house was in a mess.

And Sapna was not here.

Dad, please save my Sapna.

Rajiv Chopra, I will show you
what a smart man is like.

Hello.

Hello, Hello!

Will you just keep saying
hello or say something?

Dad, I am Prakash speaking.

What is the matter,
why did you call me?

Dad, Sapna has been kidnapped.

What! Sapna has been kidnapped?

Yes, I came home just now.
The entire house was in a mess.

And Sapna was not here.

- I got a call from the kidnappers, dad.
- So?

They were saying that if I want
to see Sapna alive again

then I will have to pay them.

Dad, please save Sapna, dad please!

If they are asking for money

pay them, why are
you bothering me?

Hello, dad? Dad!

Chopra! Hey Chopra!

Chopra!

Sir, master is bathing.

- What?
- Master is bathing.

- He is bathing?
- Yes.

Chopra!

Chopra!

Hey Chopra!

- Who is it?
- Come out!

- What nonsense is this?
- You should feel ashamed of yourself!

I always thought that you just hated me.

But I have realised that
you don't love anybody.

Sapna is your only daughter,
she has been kidnapped.

And you are so cool about it?

- Are you in your senses?
-I have come to my senses now.

I am seeing what I never saw before.

This bungalow, millions of
rupees, an only daughter.

Those who have kidnapped
Sapna are very dangerous.

If they don't get money...

That means Sapna has
truly been kidnapped?

Then do you think I am joking?

I thought it was the
1st of April today, so...

- April fool?
- Yes.

It is me who is a fool to have
called you, Rajiv Chopra.

My Sapna!

If anything happens to Sapna,
I will never forgive you.

But who are these people?

You don't know how dangerous we are.

I am Khalid Mohammed and
he is Sultan Ahmed.

- You must have heard about us.
- No.

Why, don't you read the newspaper?

- I do.
- Which?

- Times of India!
- Don't you read the Punjab Kesari?

Look, my father knows all the
prominent police officers.

We are not afraid of the police,
the police is afraid of us.

We play the game of cat
and mice with the police.

- The police are the mice.
- And we are the cats.

What I meant to say is...

You don't say anything, you stay quiet.

- Or we will have to k*ll you.
- I will do as you say.

How long will I have to stay here?

Until your father sends
us all the money.

But I don't have a
change of clothes.

Have you come here on a picnic?

If you talk any more...

Press harder. Don't
you eat any food?

Aslam Bhai, take this, your collection.

Put it in that box.

Aslam Bhai.

- Yes?
- That jeweller in Baiganwadi

didn't pay the weekly
protection money.

Take two boys along with you,
bring his cash box

- and also bring him along.
- All right, Bhai.

Bhai, Harry is here.

Greetings, Aslam Bhai.

Do I have to call you?

- I...I have gone to see a film, "Shakti."
- So?

Amitabh has acted so well in the film and
I remembered you. First class acting!

What first class? He was no good
in comparison to Yusuf in that film.

- Yusuf Bhai? Who is he?
- Dilip Kumar.

He was so good that Amitabh
was nothing against him.

You are absolutely right.

Amitabh could not act
against Dilip Kumar.

It's not like that, pal.

Even Amitabh Bachchan is a good actor.

He has acted well in Laawaris,
Sharabi and Deewar.

There is no actor better
than him today.

Yes, you are right.

- There is.
- Who?

You, Bhai.

- What are you saying! Me and acting?
- Yes.

- Get me a plate of kebabs.-Yes, Bhai.

I am telling the truth, Bhai.
You are a first class actor.

Forget it! Who will want
to see my acting?

Why do you say that? We are there.
We will see you act.

Show us your acting a little. Please!

- No.
- Just a little.

Shall I? Turn your heads.

Turn your head or I will thrash you.

Actually, no one is a born actor,
acting comes from within.

When the hero is happy,
his acting is different.

He is different with a girl
in a romantic scene.

The villain arrives and...

Hey, will you go
or shall I hit you?

On the knees... And the punch!
You...

takes the heroine and leaves.

- And motion!
- It's emotion.

It's the same thing.

The mother is dying.
And the son is crying.

Mother.

Mother, don't leave me and go.

- Look, have tears welled up in my eyes?
- No.

They will now.
Mother, you gave me birth.

Now you want to leave me alone?

Look, tears have welled up.

The next dialogue.

You bore me in your
womb for nine months

and now you are...

- Look, tears have welled up.
- Yes.

Don't go, mother, don't go!

- Look, tears.
- Yes.

If I shed too many tears it
will become over acting.

- Right said. Right.- Wow.

- Who are you?
- Kapoor.

- Aaj Kapoor.
- Raj Kapoor?

He used to be.

I am Aaj Kapoor.

People don't know me normally.

They only know the actors
that I've groomed.

Who brought Govinda from Virar?

Who brought Sunil
Shetty from Udipi?

Who brought Akshay from Bangkok?

Who brought Fardeen from
Juhu to Jungle?

Me!

Aaj Kapoor has seen you today.

Tomorrow, the whole
world will see you.

Come and meet me at
Mehboob studio tomorrow.

I'll make your life!

Tomorrow.

Am I drunk?

But I am not saying in a drunken state.

Listen you!

I don't understand one thing.

If you are such a big man

what are you doing
in a place like this?

Where does one find a diamond?

- Where?
- In a coal mine.

To find such diamonds, I have
to visit places like these.

No, don't sh**t Sapna!

- What is he saying?
- He says don't sh**t.

I think his father-in-law
is standing there.

Sultan Bhai, don't do that.

- Khalid Mohammed.
- Khalid Bhai, don't do that.

You act well.

Ask him if he
is missing his wife or not.

- Are you missing your wife?
- Yes. No!

Don't cut Sapna's hands,
please! I beg...

Hello! How much money do you want?

I ask how much money do you want?

- Chopra. Who are you?
- Who am I?

If anything happens to my daughter

then I will not spare you, understand!

Look, if we don't get
our money on time

then we will k*ll your daughter.

What?

Next time if you interfere
between us and Prakash

then you will find your
daughter's corpse on Juhu beach.

Hello!

Hey, you have wasted enough time.

- How much money do you want?
- Have you forgotten?

25 for you and 25 for us.
50 in all.

Okay.

They are asking for Rs.1 crore.

Rs. 1 crore!

- Hello.
- Hello, I.G. office?

If you have called up the I.G.,
that phone only will ring

not somewhere else!

Please give the phone to Bunty.

Bunty? Bunty, who?

Bunty! Badrinath, your I.G.,
give the phone to him.

Yes sir, I'll give him the phone.
Who are you, sir?

- I am Pinku speaking.
- Pinku? Who is Pinku?

Are you giving him
the phone or not?!

Yes, sir.

- Sir.
- Yes, tell me.

Sir, a call from some Pinku for you.

- Pinku? All right, connect me.
- CONSTABLE: Yes sir.

I.G. Badrinath speaking.

Bunty! Bunty, I am Pinku speaking.

- Pinku?
- Pinku...

Oh, it's you! Where have you been?

Bunty, I have a problem.

I know.

If you didn't have a problem,
you wouldn't have called me.

Have you even bothered to call
even once in these five years?

Come and meet me first.

Bunty, my daughter
has been kidnapped.

- Who, Sappu?
- Yes, Sappu.

And they have threatened
that if I inform the police

they will k*ll her.

- No, nothing will happen to Sappu.
- But Bunty...

I said nothing will happen to her.

Trust me. Tell me how
all this happened.

There are two ways in which
one can become a hero.

Start as a junior artiste
doing small roles.

Then become a hero. Mithun Chakraborty.

Or directly become a star,
like "Kaho Naa... Pyaar Hai."

Hrithik Roshan.

What do you want to do?
You tell me.

- What?
- Hrithik Roshan.

Then invest Rs.25-30 lakhs
and produce your own film.

Will that much money be enough?

I will take the balance
amount from brother.

- Who brother?
- Brother Jhamu.

More than half the Hindi
films are financed by him.

He's a special friend.

Rs.30 lakhs will be yours, and
Bhai will invest Rs.70 lakhs.

The film will be made in Rs.80
lakhs. Net profit Rs.10 lakhs.

- How much will I invest?
- Rs.30 lakhs.

- And Bhai Jhamu?
- Rs.70 lakhs.

- How much will the film cost?
- Rs.80 lakhs.

Then the profit is Rs.20 lakhs.

Sorry, account mistake.

Don't try to act smart with Aslam.

Rs.20 lakhs!

What do we do now?

- You'll have to start
an office. - Start an office.

We don't even have Rs.10.

- What to do now?
- Why do you need Rs.10?

Don't we have to feed her something?

We are used to being hungry.

We'll have to ask for an
advance from Prakash.

You will ask for
Rs.10 from Prakash?

Rs.10? We'll ask for Rs. 2000-4000.

Have you gone crazy Rahul?

If you ask for an advance from Prakash

he will think we are street hooligans.

- Our entire plan will get upset.
- Correct.

- There is one solution.
- What?

- Aslam bhai.
- Aslam bhai.

Yes.

Have you returned the money
you took from him earlier?

No, but you don't worry about that.

The moment we get money from Prakash

I will clear Aslam Bhai's account.

You are encouraging me, but can
this face achieve stardom?

100 days it will run.

Such a face has never been
seen in the industry before.

These days, one who looks
different becomes popular.

I don't understand what you are saying.

What I'm saying is...

Despite having Shah Rukh why
did the public like Hrithik?

Why?

Because a man gets fed up of old things

and starts liking new things.

I don't understand.

They are getting everything from Hrithik

that they aren't getting from Shah Rukh.

Change, range, item, flexibility.

You are right.

Why does the public
watch Hrithik's film

more than Shah Rukh?

- Right!
- Yes. Both are sweet.

If Shah Rukh is sugar,
then Hrithik is jaggery.

Nowadays, people want jaggery,
and you are jaggery Bhai.

You are jaggery Bhai.

Sugarcane type of jaggery, Bhai.

- Sugarcane's type!
- All right, Bhai.

Now I understand

that means even the
public is fed up

- of seeing the same old faces.
- Yes.

They want a new face.

Right. The public has seen
the hero become a goon.

Now the public will see
a goon become a hero.

- So when will you break the coconut?
- What?

When will you start?

- Start.
- Aslam Bhai!

- What is going to start, Bhai?
- Hey!

- Bhai is going to be a star.
- What are you saying?

- Congratulations, Bhai! But no
celebrations. - Something...

- Hey Kaliya!
- Yes?

- Have you turned white?
- No.

- Speak louder.
- Yes.

- Go and get a carton of beer from
Shetty. - Wow!

"Aslam Bhai!"

"My Aslam Bhai!

"Aslam Bhaii! Aslam Bhai! Aslam Bhai!"

"Spectacles of Dubai, shorts
of China, and Irani tea"

"Aslam Bhai!"

"Aslam Bhai!"

"Aslam Bhaii! Aslam Bhai! Aslam Bhai!"

"Different types of betel"

"borrowed Beedi"

"Your face is stunning"

"It's the end of Bollywood"

"Your face is stunning"

"It's the end of Bollywood"

"Neither are you naked,
nor do you stammer"

"Neither are you bald, Aslam Bhai"

"You have just 5 fingers in your hands"

"Become a hero, Aslam Bhai"

"Madhuri will repent"

"Aishwarya will sigh"

"Aslam Bhai!"

"Aslam Bhai!"

"Aslam Bhai! Aslam Bhai! Aslam Bhai!"

"Spectacles of Dubai, shorts of China"

"and Irani tea"

"Your eyes have magic"

"Your face is so tragic"

"Your eyes have magic"

"Your face is so tragic"

"You smile on the board of
house full, Aslam Bhai"

"Don't get entangled with
the mafia, Aslam Bhai"

"Without you the film world
will be lonely, Aslam Bhai"

"Aslam Bhai!"

"Aslam Bhai!"

"Aslam Bhai! Aslam Bhai! Aslam Bhai!"

"Spectacles of Dubai, shorts
of China, and Irani tea"

No.

What pizza is this? Where
did you get it from?

Why? From the shop next door.

From the shop next door? But
I eat only Domino's Pizza.

Hey! You are talking too much.
You are annoying me.

I think we will have to do what we
did to Meena, Neena, Tina and Reena.

I think we should chop off her hands.

No, we will chop off her hair.

No, we are g*ons. Not barbers.

Okay, then we will
chop off her nose.

- Ears.
- We'll chop off her cheeks.

Shut up! Shut up!

Move that knife away.

Don't eat if you don't want
to, but don't shout.

The way she is looking at me, its
like she'll eat me up right now.

She is hungry anyway.

Rahul!

- Anjali!
- Rahul!

I will go and check.

- Hi.
- What happened?

- What?
- What is this?

Sweeping I was sweeping the floor.

- I heard a girl screaming.
- Girl?

Yes.

Yes, oh yes.
Harry's girlfriend has come.

One of our g*ng member has come.
She is a lady k*ller.

But why is she shouting?

Because she lost her dad.

- Your dad.
- What?

- I mean, is he down stairs?
- Yes.

Then go back quickly, or even
he will come upstairs.

Harry told me you had gone to call me.

Phone?

Yes, I did call you, but your
father picked up the phone.

Okay!

- hey, listen!
- Now what?

Why are you getting annoyed? There
are only a few days left.

Did you find any job?

It is in process. It will be done.

Now you leave. Bye!

There are two bedrooms here
and two bedrooms upstairs.

There is also a small
kitchen and bathroom.

Only two three rooms other
than this, that's all.

All right, sir. You don't
take any tension.

Choose a colour from
this and tell me.

My men will come
and begin the work.

But I want the job done in cheap.

I will charge you very
reasonable rates.

Okay.

What are you doing, father?

- Getting the house painted.
- Painted? Why?

Because your marriage
is approaching. Listen.

Father, you had promised
to give Rahul one month.

He is trying his best, father.

Even I am only making
arrangements for your marriage.

If Rahul manages to do
something, you will marry him

or else you will marry
someone else.

Father!

Throw your things out tomorrow.

I am getting the room upstairs
painted from tomorrow.

Understand?

All right.

What all right? I've
told him 100 times.

- Rahul.
- Yes, Anjali?

Rahul, the way father spoke to you...

Why should I feel offended about
what my father-in-law said?

What happened about
your getting a job?

I'll get one.

But when? After my father gets
me married to someone else?

- Before that.
- Rahul, there is very little time.

I know. Thereafter, you
and me will be together forever.

- Rahul, I...
- Even I am not joking.

I wonder when you will do
it, how you will do it.

Darling, I will do
anything for love.

- "Will live or die!"
- "Will die!"

- "Will do or pay"
- "Will pay"

- "Will live or die!"
- "Will die!"

- "Will do or pay"
- "Will pay"

"Will hang himself!"

"Will do anything for love"

"Will do anything for love"

- "Will live or die!"
- "Will die!"

- "Will do or pay"
- "Will pay"

"Will hang himself!"

"Will do anything for love"

"Will do anything for love"

"Awake suddenly while sleeping"

"Laugh suddenly while crying"

"Lose my heart"

"Will blow a whistle"

"Awake suddenly while sleeping"

"Laugh suddenly while crying"

"Lose my heart"

"Will blow a whistle"

"This is not fever,
this is just alcohol"

"Those who don't have any
work, this is their work"

"Will do!"

- "Will tolerate whatever happens"
- "Will tolerate"

- "Will you heave a sigh?"
- "Will do"

"Will not complain"

- "Will do anything for love"
- "Love, love, love"

- "Will do anything for love"
- "Love, love, love"

"When I blink"

"I fall from the roof"

"Drink my tears"

"Will stay alive even after dying"

"When I blink"

"I fall from the roof"

"Drink my tears"

"Will stay alive even after dying"

"You don't find this anywhere,
it does not grow anywhere"

"It tears you in such a way
that you cannot stitch it"

"Will do!"

- "Will you fight with your father?"
- "Will fight"

- "Will you leave your house?"
- "Will leave"

"Will stay in the heart"

"Will do anything for love"

"Will do anything for love"

- "Will live or die!"
- "Will die!"

- "Will do or pay"
- "Will pay"

"Will hang himself!"

"Will do anything for love"
"Love, love"

- "Will do anything for love"
- "Love, love"

- India Gate? That is in Delhi.
- India Gate.

- Gateway of India.
- Oh! Gateway of India. All right.

And listen! How are you
bringing the money?

I have a brown briefcase.

There will be Rs.500 notes
in the briefcase?

I haven't seen them.

All right, whatever they are.
Just come quickly.

All right.

- Dad. Where did he go?
- Master has left.

- Left?
- Yes.

Stop smoking!

You have any problem?

So you stop breathing.

Harry, God has not given you a
nice face, at least talk nice.

Oh yes, you are very
handsome indeed!

Why don't you try doing films?

- Yes, why don't you try?
- That is what I am telling him.

- Who are you?
- Sir, do you want anything?

- What is the time?
- The time is just right, sir.

From Kashmir to Kanyakumari,
from a working woman to a college girl.

I can offer you the best women.
What do you say, sir?

- What will we get?
- Special girls, sir.

- Special girls, sir.
- We are not interested.

Everyone is interested, sir.
Don't be embarrassed, sir.

I will send you a new
girl, a beautiful one.

We said we are not interested!

I think they are
interested in each other.

- Hey! What did you say?
- Nothing, sir.

Hello sir, I am inspector
Suraj Singh speaking.

Yes Suraj Singh, tell me.

Sir, I followed Mr. Chopra. He
has come to Gateway of India.

Very good. Keep a watch on him.

My sight is fixed on him, sir.

Even if he moves a little, I will fire.

No, Suraj Singh no firing.

Sir, please don't worry,
I will handle this case.

Rahul, you had told him
India Gate, hadn't you?

- Harry, it's Gateway of India.
- I know.

- But why hasn't he come yet?
- How do I know?

Hello. Zubeida, you
have not gone yet?

Look, I have taken money
from the customer.

Go right now. I will speak
to you tomorrow.

Hello sir, I am Suraj Singh speaking.

I think the kidnapper has come.

So, what do you say, sir?

- Where is the kid?
- Kid?!

- Yes, kid.
- Hey, you are asking for a kid?

I asked where is the kid?
I have brought all the money.

Oh all right! You'll get the kid.

Why are you getting so desperate?

- Is the kid all right?
- Yes, she's fantastic.

- Then bring her.
- Here?

If not here then where?

There is a risk of the
police coming here.

- Come, let us go into the room.
- In the room?

- Yes, come to the room, come.
- All right.

Come sir. Don't feel embarrassed.

That is how everyone
feels the first time.

It will be the first time
even for the kid as well.

- Everyone feels shy the first time.
- He is the one!

- He is the one.
- Sir, I am not at fault, sir.

This old man told me he wanted a kid.

- Hold him, I'm just coming.
- Sir, I am not at fault, sir.

Yes, sir.

Hey, leave me.
-Hey, shut up!

Inspector, my daughter's life is
in danger, please do something.

Don't worry, you go home.

We'll investigate and let you know.

- All right. Thank you very much.
- Please leave.

- He's the one!
- Yes, yes.

Rajiv Chopra, you are a businessman.

Wonder how you manage a
business worth millions.

You don't have any brains.

When they had said that
they will meet only me

why did you have to pick
up the bag and run like kids?

I made a mistake.

Not a mistake, it was foolishness.
You are foolish!

Mr. Chopra, we took that man
to the police station and

interrogated him.

But we realised he is
just an ordinary pimp.

Excuse me, who asked
you to come here?

I did. I made a grave mistake.

When Prakash
got up in the morning

and did not see Sapna,
he was worried.

- Even I got worried, and then Bunty.
- Bunty?

I mean, your I.G.

- I am sorry.
- Where is your daughter?

- Grandmother.
- Doctor.

- Her grandmother...
- The doctor...

Anyway, what difference
does it make.

- Yes. Oh. Excuse me.

Hello.

You stupid man, do
you think we are fools?

We waited three hours for
you. Where were you?

Where were you, darling? We
were so worried about you.

Why are you addressing
me as darling?

- Is someone standing beside you?
- Yes.

I know you are with grandmother,
but you should have called.

We have understood your problem.
But what about our problem?

You will get the money.

You want to buy Mr. Husain's
painting, don't you?

Daddy will give you the
money, don't take tension.

Look, we are people who give
tension, not take tension.

- Tell us when you'll pay us.
- Even I am as desperate as you, darling.

But what do I do?
I miss you so much.

We want cash! If we don't
get it on time

you will miss your wife
forever, understand?

No, don't get annoyed, darling.
We will meet in the evening.

- Sure?
- Absolutely! Bye.

He chewed my brains with
all those dialogues.

Give me a glass of buttermilk.

Everything is all right,
there is no tension.

We are sorry to have bothered you.

- Daddy, tell him.
- I will call Bunty and speak to him.

Thank you very much for
your co-operation.

All right Mr. Chopra,
I take your leave.

- All right, bye.
- Thanks.

Was it Sapna's call?

Are you dreaming?

Because of your stupidity

they are now demanding Rs.2 crores.

Rs.2 crores!!

- What happened, sir?
- Dad!

Sir, shall we close the case?

No.

Then open it?

Yes.

But sir, they were saying...

What do we do?

- Do we keep a watch on them?
- Yes.

The old man is fishy.

So what if he's a new hero? Once
he comes on the screen

he'll create a sensation.

No, this scene is for
overseas rights.

For music rights, extra
money will be charged.

Yes, send advance. All right?

Yes ok.

Congratulations Aslam Bhai,
I have sold one territory.

- I didn't understand.
- I don't have time to explain.

Come, let us do the casting.

Whose music do we take?

- How about Dilip?
- Dilip?!

A.R. Rehman. His name was Dilip first.

I asked him to change it.

Hello yes Dilip, Kapoor here.

How are you? How is sister-in-law?
Fine, right?

I have heard that you are giving

the same kind of music in every film.

Be careful, this
industry is very fickle.

You have to record four
songs for me next month.

One minute.

- Do you dance?
- Yes.

Add one "Chaiyya Chaiyya" type of song.

No, we won't sh**t on
the train this time,

we'll sh**t on a bus. Yes.

All right, I will send the
director. Okay bye.

- Who is the director?
- Suraj Aditya Johar Bansali.

- Four directors?!
- Yes.

Four in one! The potent of
four films in one film.

Actually, since this
is your first film

I don't want to take any chances.

I don't want to take any chances.

I have even registered the
title of your film. Super hit!

Was that the name of the film?

It is a box office report.
The film's title is

"Hum dil waalon ko bahut
kuch hota hai sanam."

Like it? Everything
is finalized now.

What about the heroine?

Heroine?

How about Aishwarya Rai?

- Aslam Bhai and Aishwarya Rai
- What a combination!

Am I right?

- Is this Aishwarya's house?
- Have you seen it?

- No.
- This is Aishwarya's house.

I got this deal done.
I am very close to her.

- Hey, where are you going?
- To her house.

Have you gone crazy?

You are a big hero, the
hero of a big film.

How can you go and meet the
heroine? You'll degrade yourself.

I will go to her with an advance.
I will book her.

Then her make-up man will
come and call you.

Give me the bag.

- Be careful.
- I do it everyday.

Sorry.

"Forgive the mistakes of the eyes"

"Forgive the mistakes of the eyes"

"They keep staring at you"

"What the lips want to say"

"they say that to you"

"Forgive the shyness of the eyes"

"They hide when they see you"

"What the lifted eyes could not say"

"The lowered eyes are saying that"

"The eyes..."

- Who is it?
- Is Aishwarya Madam there?

She has gone to London. Who are you?

- I have come here with Aaj Kapoor.
- Aaj Kapoor? Who is he?

The one who is with the
money inside to sign her.

To sign her? With whom?

- With me.
- With you?

- Yes.
- Get out!

Please! Please try and
understand my point.

Everything was going
according to our plan.

The money was lying
right in front of me.

How was I to know that daddy
would take the money and go?

Do you understand what
I am trying to say?

All right, all right. Have
you brought the money?

- What?
- It will take one more day.

What do you think, don't we
have anything else to do?

I know you two are very busy.

But for this one day

I will pay you Rs.50 lakh
instead of Rs.25 lakh.

Rs.50 lakh?

Rs.25 lakh for you
and Rs.25 lakh for you.

You are not joking, are you?

You think I am joking? My
wife is in your custody.

How can I joke with you
in such a situation?

We don't want more money. Give
us how much you had told us.

Just a minute! Khalid Bhai,
let us go aside and talk.

Excuse us!

- What is it?
- We are getting 50 instead of 25.

What will we do with so much money?

We'll think what
we'll do with it later.

We were going to get the money today,
but did we?

- We'll get it tomorrow.
- Look Harry,

did not like this man
on the first day itself.

Besides, we were going to
commit some petty crime.

This this is going beyond limit.

Rahul, it is just a matter of one day.

Rs.50 lakhs is not a
small sum of money.

Even if we work all our lives

we will not be able to
make that much money.

Why don't you understand?

Bhai is very angry.

I have pacified him
with great difficulty.

You also explain to your dad that
if there is any problem again...

No, there won't be any problem
after this. Thank you.

- Now leave. Go!
- Thank you.

Murthy is going to start the
painting from tomorrow.

So?

Where will we keep Sapna, have
you given a thought to that?

Why are you getting so worked up?

- We will keep Sapna somewhere
else for a day. - But where?

No water should be mixed
in the paint. Mix oil. Understand?

- Wait!
- Hello uncle.

Good, it's that mattress. Where
are you taking it?

Outside.

Are you going to sell it?
Want to get married indeed!

You don't have a job,
nor do any business

and want to fall in love!

Gradually, you will have
to sell everything.

You are mistaken, uncle.

Looking at your faces, who
will not be mistaken?

Good for nothings!

- Harry, put it down.
- Hey.

What is your problem?

- Rahul?
- You keep quiet.

This is my mattress.

Whether I sell it or throw it
in the sea, it is my problem.

You read your paper.

If the paper has not arrived,
I will get it for you.

If you want to do something else

to k*ll time, I will
call Sonu and Guddu.

But don't ever bother me again.

You have given me time.
I am trying my best.

Let's go, Harry.

I am not lazy. Let's go!

What is this, Rahul?

Where are you taking this and
going early in the morning?

- Harry, just put it down.
- No, don't put it down.

Anjali, he is in a very bad mood today.

I'll explain it to you later.

Hello, excuse me.

Hello, listen.

I think we gave her
too much chloroform.

She's not dead, is she?

What place is this?

Your new home. You will stay
here from today, understand?

I will not stay here,
I want to go home.

You will not go anywhere.

Here's your cornflakes,

pizza and Diet Coke.

Eat or don't eat, but
please don't bother us.

Quiet! Quiet!

I am noticing since morning,
you are in a bad mood.

What is the matter?

The job should have
taken only five hours

yet nothing has happened.

Wonder how long this will take.

How long will we run around
with this poor girl?

And her husband...

how do we trust him?

Just think about it!

What kind of a man gets
his own wife kidnapped?

Either the police
has come to know

or his father-in-law has
refused to give the money.

We have done something
very wrong, Harry.

Why don't we take her back to her house?

Look, Rahul, what you are saying
is absolutely right.

But if we had not done this,
what else could we have done?

I don't care about myself,
but what about Anjali?

If we don't get the money, we
will not only lose our house

but you will also lose Anjali.

She will leave for her
husband's house

and you will be shedding tears for her.

Look, I want you and
Anjali to get married

and I also want tears shed,
but I want Murthy to shed them.

It is only a matter of tonight.

Murthy shedding tears?!

We will spend the night here itself.

She was creating a scene.

That is why Bhai k*lled him.

If she had not screamed,
she would have been alive.

It's okay, at least we got some gold.

How much the old woman was bleeding.

Right?

All that blood splashed on my face.

She was 80 years old. How much
longer would she have lived.

It's good she died.

- All the money has been arranged.
- Then bring to us.

We got the money!

We hit jackpot!

Get up!

- Get up!
- What happened?

- What happened?
- Our money has been arranged.

- Come, let us tie her up.
- Yes.

Get a rope.

Stand up, please!

Why are you'll tying me up?
I will not run away.

I get tired standing.

- Tie it.
- I was sitting comfortably,

why are you'll tying me up?

Sorry.

Before leaving, I wanted
to tell you something.

You may not believe me but you
seemed like my sister to me.

Yes?

Yes.

I regret whatever we did to you.
We were wrong in doing so.

We scolded you, tied you up,
made you cry, scared you.

We also threw cold
water on your face.

But we had no other option.
We are sorry.

Yet we tried our best not to
give you too much trouble.

Please forgive us.

It's all right.

Actually, even I was a
little too demanding.

I know kidnapping
was done for money.

So how could you have got Diet Coke
for me when you didn't have money?

I hope my dad gives you all the money.

- Hey!
- Thank you.

Have the brother and sister
finished talking?

Shall we leave now?

Your husband will come and
pick you up in two hours.

- Let's go.
- But where are you going?

- Sorry.
- Listen. Please don't go.

What will I do here alone for
two hours? Listen, stop!

Please.
Hello!

- Who are you?
- Who are you?

- Who were those two?
- But who are you all?

Want to know anything else?

As promised, here is your money.

Rs.50 lakhs.

Rs.25 lakhs for you and
Rs.25 lakhs for you.

But just a minute,
is Sapna all right?

Khalid Bhai made her his sister.

- What is it?
- The rent.

You were right. Love
cannot fill one's stomach.

Sapna!

Here is a Kanjeevaram
saree for you.

- It is your favorite colour.

Sapna!

Sapna!

Buy new clothes for yourself,
and a new fridge too.

Sapna!

Sapna!

Prakash.

- Go.

What are you doing here?

I saw your car while
I was passing by.

What are you doing here?

I had come to see a plot here.

Daddy and I are thinking of
constructing a five star hotel here.

A five star hotel? Here?

Why, do you have any problem?

No, I don't have any problem.

But why were you shouting
Sapna's name?

Out of happiness.

I want to give this news to
Sapna as soon as possible.

- Can I leave now?
- Yes, you may.

Sir, a five star hotel and here?

- Why, do you have any problem?
- No, sir.

I think we are wasting
our time on this case.

That is what I thought from day one.

Sorry, sir.

- Hello.
- Rajiv Chopra?

- Yes, speaking.
- Your daughter is in our custody.

Come to the ruins behind Gandhi
park with Rs.3 crores.

Rs.3 crores? But I have sent Rs.
2 crores with Prakash just now.

- You fool! That was another g*ng.
- Another g*ng?

I don't have time to explain.

Get the money quickly or I'll
behead your daughter

and send it to you.

- Where is Sapna?
- Sapna?

Yes, Sapna. Where is she?

What do you mean by where she is?
She is where we left her.

She is not there. What
did you'll do with her?

- Hey! - Tell me the truth,
what did you'll do with her?

- We left her there only.
- sh*t!

I made a grave mistake
by trusting you both.

- Tell me, where my wife is!
- Prakash, listen.

Rahul, what's going on?

Harry, he is saying
Sapna is not there.

If she is not there then
where did she go?

Rahul, Harry, what is going
on? Who are you people?

- Who are you?
- Just a minute! You are mistaken.

Hold on, hold on. My name
is Harry, and he is Rahul.

We are paying guests here.

We have not even paid the rent
since the last six months.

And Rahul and Anjali...

Shut up! I don't care!
I want my wife.

- Where have you hidden her?
- Have you gone crazy?

We got our money, so
why will we hide her?

It is very simple. You'll
want more money.

All right, you will not accept like that.

Hello!

sh*t!

- Someone has actually kidnapped Sapna.
- What?!

And they have asked daddy
to come to the ruins

with Rs.3 crores. Oh God!

I think Sapna has fallen
into big trouble.

Oh sh*t.

All this has happened because
of me. I am such a fool.

Prakash, even we are responsible
for what has happened.

We will also come with you.

"Will do anything for love"

Rahul, where are you going?

Someone has kidnapped Prakash's
wife.

Prakash? Who Prakash?

- I will explain you later.
- What?

Sapna!

My dear Sapna!

Sapna!

Papa!

- Sapna, dear
- Papa!

- Papa no, no Leave me!
- Hey, shut up!

- Leave me. Papa leave me.
- Hold her.

Give me the bag.

- Take it.
- Give it to me!

Can I take my daughter now?

I am sparing your life,
you should be thankful.

Your daughter will remain with me.

Look, please!
I have given you the money now.

- Please give me back my daughter.
- Take him away.

- Please, please!
- Papa I will come home.

Who is that? What happened?

Bhai, someone is throwing stones.

Leave me.

Whose this?

Go and check there.

- You go, I will take care of her, go.
- Papa, save me.

You'll go and check outside.

- Leave my daughter alone.
- I'll take care of him, you'll go.

Stop there.

You go this way, you go there.

Go that way.

Shankar! What happened?

- Hey Nandu, did you find anyone or no?
- I am searching Bhai.

Bhiku! Where have you all gone?

Why isn't anyone answering me?

Say something.

Hey Nandu!

Papa!

You broke my leg!

- Hey Harry!
- Aslam Bhai? How come you are here?

The one who tricked me
about making a film

I broke a bottle and
shoved it into him.

The police saw me. Now the
police is chasing me.

That is why I am hiding here.

What are you doing here?

You are threatening
me with a knife?

Harry!

Shankar! Nandu! Bhiku! Speak up!

- Shankar! Where are you!
- Boss, here condition is very bad.

Boss, everything is all right here.

- Abdul.
- Yes?

- Did you find anyone?
- Yes...

Raise your hands
and come to the boss.

Rahul!

Nandu! Bhiku!

Where have you all disappeared?

Hey Bhiku, Raja!

At least someone give me a reply.
Hey, shut-up!

At least someone give me a reply.

- Nandu!
- Leave me.

- Shut-up!
- Please let me go.

- Bhiku! Have you all gone dumb?
- Please let me go.

Abdul! Raja!

Hey, don't come here.

- Prakash
- Don't come closer or I will k*ll you.

You keep quiet! Stop there!

I said stop there! Stop there!
I said stop there!

Move!

Hey, don't come closer,
I will k*ll you!

No.

If my wife gets even a scratch,
I will chop you to pieces!

This is your last chance,
leave her and go away.

Or don't say later that you
weren't given a chance.

Hey!

Prakash!

Prakash!

Move! Move! Give me way. Come.

Move back!

Give me the bag. Pick it up
quickly! Quick, move, go.

- Dad!
- Don't move!

If I hear you move, I will k*ll you.

Move! Hurry!

- Sapna.
- Prakash, stop. He will k*ll Sapna.

But...

We will have to think of
something. Hang on.

Wait, we'll have to
think of something.

- Oh God.
- Quick Rahul, think of something.

What can we do? He has...

- Anjali, you?
- After you left, I was worried

so I brought him along.

Move!

Mr. Chopra, are you all right?

- Papa.
- Sapna, my daughter.

And these g*ons had kidnapped you?

No, I mean, even they did, but
the first g*ng was different.

You mean the first g*ng
was another one?

- Yes.
- Who were they?

I cannot recognise them

because they always wore masks.

And who are they?

I don't know.

They are my friends,
they came to help me.

- Come on.
- Aaj Kapoor fooled me.

I even paid him money.
He knows everything.

Four songs were planned
with me and Aishwarya in Switzerland.

You know about the "Chhaiya
Chhaiya song" on top a train?

We were planning to do
it on top of a bus.

We had even discussed two songs with A.R.
Rehman. Ask him.

We even selected hit directors
Sooraj, Aditya, Johar, Bansali

so that we make a good picture.

If this had not happened the movie
would have been completed by next year.

Sir, bless me.
Look, sir, no one is born a goon.

I... I ask him if you like, sir.

Acting runs in my blood.
I even showed my acting.

I am not a goon, I am only human,
a helpless human...

Where did you catch this mad
man from? Take him away!

Sir, you are right, I have gone
crazy. Aaj Kapoor ruined me.

Sapna, I don't understand.

Please tell me properly
what happened.

I will explain it to you. Those
who kidnapped me first

their names were Khalid Mohammed
and Sultan Ahmed.

"We are ready to do anything"

"We are ready to do anything..."

Take care. Go slowly.

Everything will be all
right, don't worry.

If you stay in hospital for one
or two days, you'll feel better.

And I will give you an
increment of Rs.400.

Don't worry about the
hospital bill, I will pay it.

Son, please forgive me,
I misunderstood you.

Don't say that, dad.

Son, I want you to take charge
of all my companies from today.

No dad, I only want
to work with you.

Most certainly son, why not?

- Dad, this is my friend, Harry and Rahul.
- Greetings.

- Greetings.
- Hi.

I am very grateful to you two.

I wonder what could have happened
if you'll had not helped.

- You're most welcome.
- Dad,

- both are very honest and qualified.
- Qualified?

If you don't mind, I'd like them
to work for us in our company.

- Come, dear.
- Dad!

Of course, why not?

- You don't have to ask me. Of course
they are most welcome. - Thank you.

- So, Mr. Chopra?
- Yes?

- I take your leave.
- Okay.

The moment I have any news on
Khalid Mohammed and Sultan Ahmed,

- I will inform you.
- Thank you.

- I will not spare those two!
- Thank you very much.

Come on.

If we don't say it now, we will
never be able to say it.

But what will happen if we say it?

Sapna and daddy will
never trust me again.

Neither Murthy nor Anjali.

And we will be back on the streets.

What if we don't tell them?

Sapna and daddy will remain happy?

And even Murthy and Anjali.

And even we three.

"Oh Lord"

"Oh Lord"

"That happens that which just happens"

"Nothing happens in that it happens"

"That happens that which just happens"

"Nothing happens in that it happens"

- "That has happened to me"
- "That has happened to me"

- "Oh Lord"
- "Oh Lord"

- "Oh Lord"
- "Oh Lord"

"Oh Lord"

"That happens that which just happens"

"Silently something disappears"

"That has happened to me, Oh Lord"

"Oh Lord"

"Oh Lord"