02x19 - Full House

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Vanessa?

Go On And Get In
Your Own Bed Now.

I Left $ Under Your Pillow.

Hi.

Hey, How Are
You Doing?

What Time Is It?

: A.M.

Oh, Goodness.

You Must Be Tired.

Not Tired Enough
To Sleep On Top Of My Child.

I Said It Was Okay

Till You Came Home
From The Hospital.

Vanessa, Honey.
Daddy's Home.

Hi, Dad.

Hi.
Come On.

Hi,
Daddy.

Hi, Dear.

Go Back To
Your Own Bed.

Do We Have To?

Yes, Dear.
Bye-Bye.

Just Keep
On Going.

Dad?

Is There Really $
Under My Pillow?

No.

I Knew It.

I'm Sorry.

There You Go, Dear.

Vanessa...
Pick Her Up.

Ohh.

I Am Going To Do Some
Serious Sleeping Tonight!

You've Had Deliveries
Four Nights In A Row.

Tonight Was The Worst, Dear.

I Would Finish One...

Get All Washed Up

Get Ready To Come Home

And A Car Would Pull Up-
Varoom!

One Poor Man Pulled Up
Without His Wife.

He Had To Drive
All The Way Back.

Then A Woman Came Walking In
On Her Own.

Said She Couldn't Wait
For Her Husband

Who Had Passed Out
In The Middle Of The Freeway.

Today Is Saturday.
Sleep As Late As You Want.

You Better
Believe It.

I'm Going To Get
Into That Bed

And I'm Going To Sleep
Until My Eyes Just Pop Open.

And Then I'm Going
To Wait Five Minutes

Then I'm Going To The Sleep Bank

And I'm Going To Make
Another Withdrawal

And Sleep Some More.

Then I'll Get Up

Take My Newspaper,
Find A Quiet Room

And Just Sit There
And Read My Paper In Peace.

Sounds Like
A Good Idea.

Cliff?

Yeah.

Did You Lock The Door?

Yeah, I Locked The Door.

You Sure?

Yes,
I'm Sure.

What About The Lights?

Yeah, I Locked
The Lights, Too, Dear.

Cliff, Are You Sure
You Locked The Door?

I Not Only Locked It

I Shoved The Furniture
Up Against It, Too.

I'm Only Asking
Because Of That Time

You Were So Sure
You Had Locked The Door

And You Didn't.

That Was
Years Ago.

Where Are
You Going?

To Get Something
To Drink.

I'll Get You
Something To Drink.

You Want To See If I
Locked Up Everything.

That's Not True.

Do You Want Milk?

Yes.

Okay, I'll Get
Some Milk For You.

Thank You.

And Cliff,
While You're Down There

Double-Check
The Lock On The Door.

You Could Be Bossy
If You Wanted To.

Phew!

I'm Giving You One Last
Chance To Forget About This.

Cockroach,
In A Good Light

You'll Be
Humiliated.

You Wish!

If You Say So.

Check Out
This Mustache.

I Can't
Even See It.

I Can't
See Yours.

Then How Come
Tracey Darnell

Is Going Out
With Me Tonight?

Because We're
Double-Dating.

She's Using You
To Look At My Mustache.

She'd Better Bring
A Magnifying Glass.

Hey, Dad.

Hey, Fellas.
How Are You?

Listen, Listen, Listen.

Theo, Walter-

Looking At
The Two Of You

I've Noticed Something
About You That's More Manly.

Thanks.

One Of Us More
Than The Other?

No, No, No.
It's Equal Masculinity.

Thanks, Dad.

You're
Welcome.

He Only Said That
'Cause You're His Son.

He Meant My Mustache And Your Feet.

Hey, Dad.

Hi, Dr. Huxtable.

Why Do You
Have On Two Radios?

It Gives A Richer Sound,
Dr. Huxtable.

If You Position Them Right,
You Get Truer Tonality.

It's Like
You're There.

Do You Have To
Take Me With You?

Sorry.

Where's Mom?

She Had To Leave
For The Office.

Does Your Father
Always Sleep This Late?

He's Been Working
Nights This Week.

He Might Be In
A Low Energy Cycle.

A Low Energy Cycle?

Yeah. You Should
Get Your Biorhythms Checked.

Robert And
I Did.

There Was A Man Outside
Laytham's Department Store

In A Booth.

Booth?

We Gave Him
Our Astrological Signs

Time Of Birth
And Favorite Colors.

And What Else?

Two Dollars Apiece.

I Promised Vanessa
I'd Pay Her Back.

Are You On A Low Cash Cycle?

That's A Good One,
Dr. Huxtable.

Yeah, Thank You.

He Fed The Information
Into A Computer

And A Few Seconds Later,
We Got These Charts.

They Prove
What We've Thought All Along-

We're Right For Each Other.

Look At These, Dad.

They Show The Different
Peaks And Valleys

In Different Areas
Of Your Life.

Right Now, Robert And I
Are Peaking On Ambition

And Peaking
On Romance.

And We Both Valley
On Jealousy And Power.

It's Amazing.

We're Organically And Cosmically
In Total Synch.

Yeah.

Well, I'm Happy For You.

You And Mrs. Huxtable Should Go
To The Biorhythm Booth

And Get Your Charts Made.

I'd Be Glad To
Help You Read Them.

Robert, It Sounds Like
You Are Peaking On Generosity.

Yeah.

Yes.

And I'm Organically
And Cosmically In Synch

With What Is Coming Out
Of Your Face.

Hi, Daddy.

Hi, Hon.
How Are You?

I'd Like You To Meet
Eddie Lakeheart.

Eddie, How Are You?

Hi, Dr. Huxtable.

Have A Sit Down.

I See You're Watching
The All-Music Station.

You're Into Reggae, Huh?

Yeah.

* I Say Hey, Man *

* I Say You Go Down *

* And I Say Hey, Man *

* B-R-R-R *

* Hey, Man *

* Hey, Man *

* Hey, Man *

* I Said Hey, Man *

* Hey, Man *

* Bo Ba Ba Boo Bee *

* Hey, Man *

* Hey, Man *

* Hey, Man *

* Hey, Man *

* Hey, Man *

* And You Go Down *

* I Said You Go Down *

* I Said We Going Down *

* Reggae *

* I Said *

* Hey *

* I Say And You Say *

* You Say *

* And We Say *

* I Said Hey, Man *

* B-R-R-R *

* Hey, Man *

Oh, I'm Sorry.

Elvin, I Didn't Know
You Were Here.

I Came Over
To Study.

Nice To
See You.

Hi, Honey.
Hi, Dad.

Don't Pay Me
Any Mind.

I Just Came
Down Here

To Find A Quiet Place
To Read My Paper.

That's All.

Sondra, Would You Please
Pass Me The Marker?

Thank You.

Would You Like
It Back, Sondra?

No, Elvin

I Would Not
Like It Back.

Dr. Huxtable

You Should Know-

Sondra's Upset With Me.

Again?

Daddy, You Know How Elvin
Is Always Late?

And How You Always Get Angry
With Him When He's Late.

Today I Decided
To Teach Him A Lesson.

I Picked Him Up
Two Hours Late

So He'd Know
How It Feels.

And He Didn't Get Mad!

When She Was Late,
I Assumed She Had A Good Reason.

I Told You That I Was Late
For No Reason At All.

I Was Glad You Were Okay.

But You Never Get Mad.

Daddy

It Threatens
Our Relationship.

Elvin's Out Of Touch
With His Anger.

I'm Afraid Sondra's Right,
Dr. Huxtable.

I've Never Gotten Angry
In My Life.

However, People Do Tend
To Get Very Angry With Me.

Elvin, Your Inability
To Express Your Anger

Is In Itself
A Form Of Hostility.

Daddy, He Is A Classic
Passive-Aggressive.

You're Right.

Don't Agree With Me!
Get Mad At Me!

I Called You
A Passive-Aggressive.

I'm Sure You Had
A Good Reason.

You Know, Dr. Huxtable...

If I Could Get Angry,
This Wouldn't Happen.

I'm Really Sorry
To Get You Involved In This.

No, No.

It's Quite All Right.

You're Probably Peaking
On Anger In Your Biorhythms.

What?

Whatever You're Trying
To Work Out

Eventually You Will.

Thanks, Dr. Huxtable.

Sondra, Do You Care
Enough About Me

To Try To
Work It Out?

No, Elvin, I Don't.

Okay, I Understand.

Elvin,
I Didn't Mean That.

I Care About You
A Great Deal.

I Said That
To Make You Mad.

Oh.

We're Going To Have
To Work On This.

You're Going To
Work On It Now?

It's Important To Examine
These Emotions

While We're In The Moment.

Okay, Honey.

All Right, Dear.

Elvin, You Can Straighten
All This Up For Two Dollars.

Hi.

Hi!

Hi, Daddy.

Hi, Dr. Huxtable.

Aren't You Supposed
To Have Permission

To Sit Up Here
And Watch Tv?

Mommy Said We Could.

She Did?

Yes.

She Said If We Were Quiet
While You Were Asleep

When You Got Up,
We Could Watch Tv Here.

You Slept A Long Time.

Want To Watch Cartoons With Us?

No, Thank You.

Where Are You Going?

I Don't Know.

Who Is It?

It's Me.

How Do I Know
It Isn't One Of My Children

Imitating My Wife's Voice?

It's Me.

If It Is You,
Then Where Did We Eat

The Night You Graduated
From Law School?

Michael And Ennio's.

Wrong!

It Was Mariani's.

It Was Not!

Okay, Okay.

How Could You Forget That?

Don't Put Me In A Headlock.

Oh, Come In.

Hurry Up
Before The Children...

Come On.

When I Called
From The Office

And Found Out
How Many People Were Here

I Decided To Stop For Pizza.

I Knew You'd Be Hiding.

Did The Children
See You Come Down Here?

Oh, No.

Good.

I Waited Until They Were Feeding

Then I Grabbed The Only Pizza

With Black Olives, Anchovies
And Sausage

Sneaked Out The Back Door

And Came In Through The Entrance

To Your Office.

You Are A Genius.

And I Am A Genius
Because I Married You.

Cliff, You Think We Should
Tell The Kids We're Down Here?

Are You Drunk?

Dr. Huxtable,
Are You In There?

Elvin.

Dr. Huxtable?

I'm In Here
With A Patient Right Now.

I'm Getting Ready
To Deliver A Baby.

It's Really
Important.

No, It Can't Be That Important

Because The Woman Is Going
To Deliver Any Second Now.

So You Have To Go Back Upstairs.

Hi, Dr. Huxtable.

Hi, Mrs. Huxtable.

Eddie Was Going To
Give Me A Ride Home

But He Can't Because Your
Car Is Blocking His Car

In The Driveway.

I'll Get The Keys.
You Can Move It.

Sondra Got Your Extra Keys.

We Tried To Start It,
But Nothing Happened.

Just Push It Aside

And I'll Have My Mechanic
Look At It Tomorrow.

Your Mechanic Works On Sunday?

We'd Better Move It Now.

I'm Really Sorry About This,
Dr. Huxtable.

Oh!

So This Is Where

The Anchovy, Black Olive
And Sausage Pizza Went.

Do You Mind
If I Just...

Elvin.

I've Stayed Too Long.

Gentlemen.

Hi, Mrs. Huxtable.

Hi, Mrs. Huxtable.

Hi, Dr. Huxtable.

Are You All
Wearing My Clothes?

That's A Good One,
Dr. Huxtable.

Thank You.

We All Went Home
And Changed.

How's The Car?

It's Fine.
Everything's Fixed.

Well, Since You All Are
Dressed Up And Looking Smooth

I Guess You're Going Someplace,
Are You?

Vanessa And I Are Going
To A School Dance.

It's Not A Formal

But We Like
To Look Good.

Sondra And I Are Taking Rudy To
See The Alvin Ailey Dance Company.

Eddie, Are You
Taking Denise Out?

Yes, Ma'am.

Well, Good.

I Guess I'd Better Go
Check On Everyone.

You Know,
When My Girls Were Little

And I'd Hold Them In My Arms

I Always Knew
They Would Date Boys

But I Never Figured
They Would Be This Handsome.

Thank You, Sir.

That's The Way Life Goes.

You Never Know What Will Happen.

When It Does Happen

You Look Back On What
You Thought Would Happen

And Say, "That's Not How
I Thought It Would Happen."

There You Go.

Whoa!

Bye,
Dad.

No, No, No.

Come
Here.

Now You Know This Is
A Special Occasion.

Yeah.

You Know I Want
To See This.

So Turn Around.

Yes...

I Think A Handshake
Is In Order For This

And I Hope You Have
A Wonderful Time.

Thanks, Dad.

Wait, Wait, Wait.

I Also Think That
We Should Have-

Instead Of Five

Since This Is
So Special-

We Should Have Ten.

All Right.

No, No, Ten.

No, No, No.

Come On,
Drop It.

Dad, Come On.

Come On, Lower It.

Ohhh!

Let Me See Yours.

Let Me
See.

Wooo.

Wooo.

Used To Do That Myself
When I Went To The Dances

And I Wanted
To Look Older.

I'd Take
The Mascara Pencil

And Make The Mustache.

It's Them!

Dad, Please
Don't Say Anything.

Don't Say Anything?

I'll Do Anything
For You.

Anything.

I Never Said...

I'll Do
Anything.

Please, Please,
Please, Dad.

You Know Me.

I Know You!

Please,
Don't Say Anything.

Okay, Okay,
You Promise.

No, I Didn't
Promise.

I Don't Have To Promise,
I'm The Father.

Bye, Dad!

No, No,
No, No, No!

I Have To Meet
The Young Ladies.

So Bring
The Young Ladies In.

Please
Bring Them In.

Happy To
Meet You.

This Is My Dad,
Dr. Huxtable.

This Is Tracey
And Linda.

Tracey,
How Are You?

Fine.

And
Linda.

Nice To Meet You.

I Must Tell You

That You Are Going Out
With Some Very Manly Men.

Yeah.

Oh, Yes...

We're Going
To Be Late.

No, No,
Wait, Wait.

I Just Wanted
To Tell You

When I Went Out
To Dances At This Age

I Used To Take...

We Have To Go.

Wait, Wait,
The One Thing I Wanted To Say...

Well, Go Ahead.

Just Have
A Good Time.

I Hope It Doesn't
Rain On Your Face.

I'm Ready.

Look At All These
Beautiful People.

I Want To Take A Picture.

Dad, We Don't
Want To Be Late.

It's
All Right.

How Do
I Look?

Good.

How Do
I Look?

Good.

What About Us?

Good.

How About Me?

Good.

How Do I Look?

Good.

Denise, Come On!

I Want To Take A Picture.

How Do I Look?

Good!

All Right,
Everybody.

Say

'Newmonnoids'.

Newmonnoids!

Ah! All Right.

This Is Something

I Will Cherish
The Rest Of My Life.

Now All Of You,
Get Out!

Bye, Dad.

Good Night, Dr. Huxtable.

Goodbye.

Good Night.

Yea!

Now!

Oh, To Sit Here

In My House-

Oh, It's So
Wonderful, Dear-

And Read My Paper.

Of Course,
By This Time Now

This Is Not News.

May I Turn On The Tv?

You May Turn On Our Tv.

Thank You.

A Week Before Mating,
The Male Peruvian Sand Cricket

Gathers Small Sticks
And Blades Of Grass

Which He Uses To Build
A Hut-Like Nest.

In This Hut,
The Mating Will Take Place.

To Lure The Female
Into The Hut

The Cricket Rubs
His Hind Legs Together

Producing A Loud,
Crackling Sound.

Although Irritating
To Nearby Villages

To The Female Sand Cricket

It Is An Alluring,
Seductive Love Song.

Drawn To The Hut, The Female
Enters Shyly At First

But Once Inside

The Male Courts Her
With A Ritualistic Mating Dance.

Then Mating Begins.

As The Mating Process
Nears Completion

A Curious Thing Happens.

The Female Flips The Male Over

Pins Him Down

And Eats Him Alive.

Now Wait A Minute.

I've Got To See This.

Leaving Only
The Males Legs Behind

The Female
Backs Out Of The Hut

Knocks It Down

And Dances On Top Of It.