03x73 - Mother's Day Vongola-style

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Yamamoto: Okay, Tsuna.

Yamamoto: See you later.

Gokudera: See you, boss.

Tsuna: Yeah.

Tsuna: It's so peaceful.

Tsuna: Peace and quiet is so great.

Tsuna: Ow-ow-ow... Hey!

Tsuna: Who dug a hole in the middle of the road?

Reborn: An invitation from Reborn-san?

Tsuna: An invitation?

Tsuna: Wait, you're Reborn!

Reborn: Okay, there you go.

Reborn: See ya.

Tsuna: Jeez. Another weird thing...

On Screen: ,Vongolian Mother's Day Celebration Party Invitation

Tsuna: What's this?

Tsuna: Vongolian Mother's Day Celebration?

On Screen,Tsuna: Target Mother's Day

Yamamoto: Why'd my dad leave a sushi tub here?

Yamamoto: What the heck?

On Screen,Gokudera: Mother's Day

Gokudera: Vongolian Mother's Day? That means...

Ryohei: Extreme!

On Screen,Gokudera: Boxing Club

Ryohei: Extreme!!

Ryohei: Extreme!!!

Ryohei: What's this?

Lambo: Hey, what does it say?

On Screen,Ryohei: Namimori Town Bulletin Board

I-Pin: Mother's? Vongolian?

On Screen,I-Pin: We will be holding a Vongolian Mother's Day Celebration

On Screen,Location: Sawada Residence

Kyoko: It says there's going to be a Vongolian Mother's Day Celebration.

Haru: So a party held by Reborn to thank Tsuna's mom?

Bianchi: So naïve.

Bianchi: Vongolian parties are never that simple.

Tsuna: What's he going to do?

Tsuna: "Vongolian"?

Reborn: So, yes, I've gathered you all here to give thanks to Tsuna's mom for everything she does for us.

All: Thank you so much!

Tsuna: Why are so many people here?

Tsuna: Even the Middle School Disciplinary Committee showed up...

Reborn: It's because your mother's such a nice person.

Haru: The three of us made the food!

Kyoko: I don't know if you'll like it...

Hana: ...but enjoy!

Futa: We did the decorations!

On Screen,Hana: Thank you, Mama

Lambo: Thank me!

I-Pin: Lambo just got in the way.

Nana: Thank you all!

Nana: I'm touched.

Shamal: Madam, you're looking as young and beautiful as ever.

Shamal: It's hard to believe you have a child in middle school.

Nana: Oh my...

Shamal: Let's have a celebratory kiss!

Tsuna: No, no!

Tsuna: Don't hit on my mom!

Haru: So what did you get her, Tsuna-san?

Tsuna: What did I get?

Kyoko: That's right, Tsuna-kun.

Hana: He's got nothing. He's not that thoughtful.

Tsuna: Um...

Tsuna: Thank you so much for everything!

Nana: Thank you, Tsu-kun!

Ryohei: Nice, Sawada!

Dino: That's thinking, Tsuna.

Tsuna: It's nothing.

Reborn: So we're going to start the Vongolian Celebration now.

Tsuna: What does it mean for something to be "Vongolian"?

Reborn: Everyone shows off a secret talent they have.

Tsuna: Secret talent? Uh.

Reborn: Basically, everyone shows off a trick other people didn't know they had.

Main: ,Huh?

Tsuna: A trick?

Reborn: Mama's the judge.

Reborn: The person with the highest score on this Vongola Judge's Board wins.

Tsuna: O-On this?

Reborn: And the victor...

Lambo: ...gets a gold medal?

Gokudera: Way better than that.

Gokudera: The winner gets any wish he wants granted.

Futa: The winner gets their wish fulfilled % of the time.

Haru: That's amazing!

Reborn: Past victors have gone on to be kings and astronauts!

Dino: It's easy, given the vast powers of the Vongola Family.

Lambo: Lambo-san's in!

Lambo: I'm going to win!

Tsuna: Oh... So if my wish really could come true,

Tsuna: Maybe Kyoko-chan and I...

Tsuna: Maybe...

Haru: You're lucky, Tsuna-san!

Haru: As long as one of us wins...

Tsuna: What do you mean?

Haru: Well we want the same thing,

Main: ,right?

Tsuna: We do? I don't know what you're talking about!

Haru: Don't make me say it in front of all these people...

Tsuna: Don't look so bashful!

Tsuna: People will get the wrong idea!

Yamamoto: Come on, Tsuna.

Yamamoto: It'll be fun!

Kyoko: Yeah, Tsuna.

Kyoko: Let's give it a shot!

Tsuna: Ky-Kyoko-chan!

Ryohei: Okay, I'm going to win and make boxing the national sport of Japan!

Lambo: World Conquest, yeah!

I-Pin: All humans are brothers!

I-Pin: World peace for all!

Futa: I'm pretty good when I set my mind to it!

Tsuna: They're all really into this!

Tsuna: But, come to think of it, I don't have any hidden talents.

Tsuna: Oh well, who cares if I get last place.

Reborn: Oh, forgot to mention, but last place'll have bad luck till the day they die.

Tsuna: No way...

Reborn: Even if it takes the entire strength of the Vongola Family,

Main: ,they'll follow him to the ends of the earth and crush his dreams.

Tsuna: Why go that far?!

Reborn: Rules are rules.

Tsuna: No way!

Gokudera: Don't worry, boss.

Tsuna: Gokudera-kun?

Gokudera: I brought something amazing for you.

Gokudera: Join me.

Tsuna: Huh?

Tsuna: All right...

Gokudera: To make my dream of being the boss's right-hand man until I die come true,

Gokudera: I can't lose!

Thug: Hey, get started!

Thug: How long are you going to keep us waiting?

Gokudera: Shut up!

Gokudera: Bother me any more and...

Tsuna: Ah! None of that today!

Bianchi: Stop it.

Gokudera: Sis!

Tsuna: Go-Gokudera-kun!

Tsuna: What should I do?

Tsuna: I'm so doomed!

Reborn: You're hard to take care of, you know that?

Reborn: These would go well with your outfit today, Bianchi.

Bianchi: Oh, you think so?

Bianchi: You're so thoughtful, Reborn.

Gokudera: As long as she hides her face...

Bianchi: I'll be the M.C..

Bianchi: Leading off the lineup today is

Bianchi: the MVP of Namimori Middle School,

Main: ,Takeshi Yamamoto, whose wish is to place in the top four at the prefectural baseball tournament!

Dad: I heard, Takeshi.

Dad: Win!

Nana: Good luck, Yamamoto-kun!

Yamamoto: Thanks!

Yamamoto: Okay, I'll make some fresh sushi and...

Nana: Wow!

Haru: Wonderful!

Kyoko: You're really good, Yamamoto-kun!

Gokudera: Dang, I didn't think they'd be this into it.

Gokudera: I have to do something.

Gokudera: I know!

Tsuna: Huh? Gokudera-kun?

Futa: Look at all that!

Dad: Good work, Takeshi!

Gokudera: Hey, Yamamoto!

Gokudera: Pitch me one!

Gokudera: Over here. Over here.

Gokudera: Oops...

Bianchi: That was... impressive.

Bianchi: What's your score, judge?

Nana: !

Nana: Yamamoto Takeshi, not so good.

Reborn: The first part was impressive, but it went downhill from there.

Nana: You shouldn't waste food, you know.

Yamamoto: Whoops.

Bianchi: Next is the Extreme Lion Puncher, Ryohei Sasagawa.

Ryohei: I'll break this block with a punch so fast you can't even see it!

Kyoko: Good luck, brother!

Haru: This'll be good!

Gokudera: There's no way to stop him either...

Ryohei: Extreme high-speed punch!

Ryohei: Whatcha think?

Ryohei: Something wrong?

Hana: Could you see that?

Kyoko: Nope.

Haru: Was it an illusion?

ThugC: Sure it wasn't a trick?

th*gs: Yeah!

Tsuna: They really couldn't see it.

Bianchi: And so, Ryohei Sasagawa gets points.

Reborn: If we can't see it, it's like it didn't happen.

Nana: Make sure you clean up, okay?

Bianchi: Let's keep going.

Bianchi: Next is Futa, the boy who ranks everything!

Futa: Sorry, Big Tsuna, but I'm going to win this.

Tsuna: He's pretty confident.

Tsuna: Oh, right!

Tsuna: Whenever Futa ranks something, the area around him loses gravity!

Tsuna: If she sees that, he'll get points for sure!

Gokudera: This is bad.

Tsuna: Y-Yeah.

Futa: Okay, here I go.

Gokudera: A harmonica?

Tsuna: Boring.

Bianchi: He gets points.

Futa: No way!

Nana: It wasn't bad, but...

Reborn: The only things he can't rank are his own abilities.

Bianchi: Up next is the stupid cow, with his million volts of annoyance.

Lambo: It's Lambo-san's turn!

Lambo: I'm going to turn into things!

Lambo: Broccoli!

Lambo: The whisk for okonomiyaki.

Tsuna: People actually like that?

I-Pin: That chocolate is I-Pin's!

Futa: My candy too!

Futa: Lambo, when did you take that?

Lambo: Don't take that!

Lambo: All candy is for mine!

I-Pin: Wait!

I-Pin: Lambo, give it!

Lambo: It's mine!

Main: ,It's mine.

I-Pin: Lambo must be punished!

Bianchi: His score is points.

Nana: Don't take other people's candy, Lambo-kun.

Bianchi: Next, we have the three girls, Kyoko Sasagawa, Haru Miura, and Hana Kurokawa.

Tsuna: What are they going to do?

Haru: The three of us...

Kyoko: ...are going to do a comedy routine!

Hana: H-Hi...

Main: ,Comedy routine?!

Haru: I'm Haru!

Kyoko: I'm Kyoko!

Hana: I'm H-Hana...

Haru: Jeez, Hana, you're so gloomy.

Hana: B-But...

Lambo: Give me that candy!

I-Pin: This is I-Pin's!

Lambo: Wait!

Tsuna: Oh no...

Lambo: Fiddlesticks, I was just about to take a bath at the onsen too.

Hana: There's my favorite guy!

Main: ,Eek!

Haru: He's that sexed-up guy...

Tsuna: It's adult Lambo...

Bianchi: Romeo!

Shamal: Bianchi-chan...

Bianchi: Move it!

Reborn: Bianchi's poison cutter is as sharp as ever.

Tsuna: Is this the time for explanations?!

Reborn: So, Mama, what's their score?

Tsuna: points?

Haru: We did it, Kyoko-chan!

Kyoko: Yeah, good work.

Hana: My beloved...

Tsuna: Th-They did nothing, though.

Nana: But they looked so impressive!

Tsuna: I don't know what she's basing these scores off of...

Bianchi: I let Romeo get away again.

Bianchi: Well, continuing on... Let's review our current scores.

Bianchi: The top score so far is the three girls, with .

Haru: Happy!

Bianchi: Next is Takeshi Yamamoto's .

Yamamoto: Not bad, I guess.

Bianchi: Futa has .

Futa: That's strange.

Bianchi: Ryohei Sasagawa, .

Ryohei: I refuse to accept it!

Bianchi: And the lowest is Lambo, with points.

Lambo: It's the closest to the number !

I-Pin: Lambo doesn't understand!

Bianchi: Okay, up next is...

Tsuna: Hibari-san!

Tsuna: Cool and dangerous!

Tsuna: Head of Namimori Middle School's Disciplinary Committee.

Tsuna: Kyoya Hibari!

Kusakabe: We've been waiting, leader!

Tsuna: That's why the Disciplinary Committee is here?

Tsuna: But what is Hibari-san going to do?

Bird: Hovering over green, from Namimori...

Bird: Neither big nor small... Normal is all...

Kusakabe: Namimori Middle School's song!

Kusakabe: I'm so moved!

Tsuna: They're the only ones who like it!

Bird: Let's all sing about how great Namimori is.

Hibari: Baby... I don't like crowds.

Hibari: I'm forfeiting.

Reborn: As you like.

Kusakabe: See you guys, then.

Dino: He never changes.

Bianchi: Okay, up next is the master of the Gyoza Kempo, coming all the way from China!

Main: ,I-Pin!

Tsuna: She saw Hibari-san, so the Mahjongg Mega b*mb countdown activated!

Dino: This is bad!

Tsuna: Somebody do something, quick!

Reborn: No, you.

Tsuna: That was close...

Nana: Pretty fireworks!

Haru: Gorgeous!

Kyoko: Really!

Bianchi: That was a hit.

Bianchi: What's the score?

Bianchi: !

Reborn: That's the new top score.

Bianchi: This may be the end.

Gokudera: Not yet!

Gokudera: We're still here!

Bianchi: You're confident, Hayato.

Gokudera: Of course I am!

Gokudera: Let's win this, boss!

Tsuna: But to beat I-Pin's score...

Gokudera: Trust me!

Gokudera: We'll get points for sure.

Yamamoto: Hey, Gokudera, you really gonna do that?

Tsuna: That?

Yamamoto: Shut up!

Yamamoto: It's got nothing to do with you anymore!

Tsuna: Anymore?

Gokudera: Actually, I was going to do it with Yamamoto.

Tsuna: You turned him down?

Yamamoto: Yeah, I guess.

Yamamoto: It was a bit much...

Gokudera: Shut up!

Tsuna: What is it?

Gokudera: Don't worry.

Gokudera: Just leave it to me!

Tsuna: R-Right...

Bianchi: Okay, our last entrant

Bianchi: is the self-proclaimed right-hand man of Vongola X!

Gokudera: What do you mean "self-proclaimed"?

Gokudera: I'm his right-hand man, honest!

Bianchi: Anyway, so Hayato Gokudera's up with the

Main: ,Loser Tsuna who sucks at everything, also known as Tsunayoshi Sawada.

Tsuna: Loser Tsuna?

Tsuna: I haven't heard that in a while.

Nana: Tsu-kun, I'm behind you!

Kyoko: Tsuna-kun, good luck!

Haru: Fight, Tsuna-san!

Tsuna: Kyoko-chan, Haru...

Haru: Your wish and mine is riding on this!

Haru: Okay?

Tsuna: That's not my wish though!

Bianchi: So what are you going to show us, Hayato?

Gokudera: The boss and I are going to show you

Main: ,a magic trick!

Gokudera: This is an ordinary box, with no tricks.

Gokudera: We put the boss in this box...

Tsuna: U-Um, Gokudera-kun...

Gokudera: And then...

Gokudera: We stab these sharp swords into it.

Main: ,Eek!

Lambo: Wow, I can't wait to see what happens.

Reborn: Hardcore.

Tsuna: Um, there is a trick, right?

Gokudera: Make sure you dodge them, okay, boss?

Tsuna: There's no trick?

Yamamoto: I didn't think I could do it, so I refused.

Tsuna: I can't do it either!

Gokudera: Don't worry. That idiot Yamamoto can't do it, but you're the boss, so you can.

Tsuna: No I can't. No I can't. No I can't!

Gokudera: When I shut my right eye, I'm going to stab the right side.

Tsuna: Seriously, I can't do it!

ThugA: Get started!

Shamal: What are you doing?

Gokudera: All right already!

Gokudera: Here I go, boss!

Tsuna: Stop!

Tsuna: I don't want to die like this!

Reborn: If you've got that as a regret, then you'll be okay.

Kyoko: Tsuna-kun?

Haru: What's wrong?

Tsuna: Re-Born!

Tsuna: Deathperation Magic!

Tsuna: Give me the swords!

Dino: Tsuna?

Kyoko: Is he okay?

Tsuna: All of them!

Yamamoto: Wow!

Gokudera: Amazing!

Nana: Tsu-kun?

Dino: W-Wow...

Dino: He dodged them all.

Bianchi: What's their score?

Nana: points!

Gokudera: We did it, boss!

Haru: Tsuna-san, our wish will come true!

Bianchi: The winner is...

Bianchi: Reborn!

Gokudera: Why?

Nana: Well, because he's the best for holding such a wonderful party for me!

Dino: Yeah, I agree.

Thug: Right.

Tsuna: No way...

Main: ,Ow, ow, ow!

Tsuna: I'm falling apart...

Reborn: My wish was for Tsuna to get % on his test.

Reborn: We'll be studying all night, Tsuna.

Tsuna: N-No way!

Nana: Study hard, Tsu-kun!

Reborn: I won't be with you forever, after all.

Tsuna: Man, that was awful.

Tsuna: But it was great having fun with everybody.

Tsuna: I just wish it could always be like this, without anybody scary showing up.

Tsuna: Right, Reborn?

Tsuna: What, he's asleep already?

Tsuna: Right then, I thought my fun days with Reborn would go on forever.

Tsuna: I never thought...

Tsuna: Reborn!

Tsuna: Reborn!

Tsuna: Where is he?

Tsuna: Reborn!

Tsuna: Where did you go, Reborn?!

Tsuna: I never thought there'd come a day when he'd vanish from the world...

Reborn: The horoscope for...

Ipin: ...next week!

Col: The best three, maggot!

Lambo: Lambo-san is here too!

Reborn: You do this then.

Col: That's right, maggot!

Lambo: Hold... it... in...

Ipin: The third sign for next week...

On Screen,Caption: Scorpio A blue stationary set will bring you luck.

Lambo: ...will be Scorpio.

Col: Number two for next week...

On Screen,Caption: Taurus Letting people go ahead of you or giving them your seat is lucky!

Lambo: ...will be Taurus.

On Screen,Caption: Pisces You'll be super popular! You'll have good luck getting presents!

Reborn: And the top sign...

Lambo: ...will be Pisces.

Reborn: Ciao-ciao.

On Screen,Caption: See ya next time!

Ipin: Bye-bye.

Reborn: Next time:

Reborn: The World Ten Years Later.