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02x01 - Hiccups

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Cars Toons". Aired: October 27, 2008 – May 20, 2014.*
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Features Lightning McQueen, Mater, and their friends in comedic antics and adventures non-canonical to the films.

02x01 - Hiccups

Post by bunniefuu »

(BELL DINGS)

Ooh, my favorite
customer.

Morning, Flo.

(SLURPING)
GUIDO: Pit stop.

(SIGHS AND SMACKS LIPS)

(HICCUPS) Ah!

(HICCUPS)
Ah, come on.

Anybody know
the cure for hiccups?

(HICCUPS)
Pronto!

(HICCUPS)
(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

(BOTH INHALE
AND HOLD BREATH)

(GUIDO WHINING)

(GROANS)
(GRUNTS AND EXHALES)

(BLOWS)

(HICCUPS) Oh!

Try my
homeopathic
cure, man.

(HICCUPS)
What's in it?

(LAUGHS)
You don't
want to know.

(HICCUPS)
(EXPLODES)

Cool.

(HICCUPS)

Boo!
(SCREAMS)

Hey! Oh!
(HICCUPS)

Stop hiccupping,
soldier!

That's an order.
(MUFFLED HICCUP)

Try a drink
of water.

(GROANS)

(HICCUPS)
MATER: sh**t.

You gotta hang
upside down,
spin around while you

touch your tongue
to your hood.

Hey!
You need
a drink of water.

Hold the
hiccups, soldier.

Oh, for Pete's sake.
Mater, let him down.

(GROANS)
I've got this.

(GASPS)

(SIGHS)

My hiccups are gone.

(ALL SIGH)

Thanks, Sally.

(HICCUPS)
Ah!

(GASPS)
Don't worry,
Sheriff.

I'll cure ya.
(IMITATES KISSING)

Mater! (HICCUPS)
Stay away!

MATER: It's just
a little kiss!

(MATER LAUGHING)